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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:14,816 MY BEST FRIEND 2 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:26,860 Directed by Lakis LazopouIos and Yorgos Lanthimos 3 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:29,420 My mother said, to be happy in Iife, 4 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:34,415 you shouId have the memory of a goIdfish which Iasts onIy 3''. 5 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:38,409 Then it forgets everything. That's why it's aIways happy. 6 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:41,613 By the time it reaIizes it's in a fishbowI. . . 7 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,418 it's aIready forgotten it. 8 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:45,810 Same with my friend, AIekos. 9 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:48,415 Except for a coupIe of years. . . 10 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,420 We've been best friends since we were six. 11 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,810 A heII of a Iong time. 12 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:05,215 We want hair here and now! 13 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:11,615 We want hair here and now! 14 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:21,815 We want hair here and now! 15 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:30,010 -What's going on? -BaId men. 16 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,613 They've bIocked the road. 17 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,818 -Why? -They want hair here and now. 18 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:37,412 2:20pm on Monday? 19 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,610 2:25. You'II make it. 20 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:46,816 -Are they fiIming a commerciaI? -And advertise what? 21 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:49,016 Their refIection, I don't know. 22 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:54,409 What'd ya say? I've got you on wide-angIe. 23 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:57,818 -If I miss my pIane!. . . -Don't shout. 24 00:02:58,060 --> 00:03:00,415 Just trying to make up the distance. 25 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:05,619 WhiIe we're waiting, wouId you Iike a bergamot? 26 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:08,416 -Bergamot? -European! 27 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:16,214 My company gave me this 3-day trip to Paris. 28 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:23,619 And I'm not missing it because of any baId guy. 29 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:28,419 -Can't eat anymore. -I'II eat it. 30 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:31,015 I don't see us movin'. . . 31 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,215 -You'II make it. -So Iong. 32 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:44,213 You won't make it. 33 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,815 -TeII me I made it. -UnfortunateIy. . . 34 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:16,211 ''''UnfortunateIy.'''' You say it so beautifuIIy. 35 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:25,016 It's aII your fauIt! Don't you ''''Was?'''' me! 36 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,818 Where's your hair? 37 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:46,172 Oh, God! 38 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:00,616 I ripped it out! 39 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,816 -You're the boss. -I'm the boss. 40 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:36,412 -You're the king. -I'm the king. 41 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,812 -You're a horse. -I'm a horse. 42 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:43,416 -No, I'm a horse. -And I'm your bIack rider. . . 43 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,811 gaIIoping into your dark IittIe forest. 44 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,010 I'II stuff this IittIe pussy. 45 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:22,816 -He's here, Mom. -I'm here. 46 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:26,814 -Where are the others? -He's my onIy friend. 47 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:29,018 What's it to you? 48 00:06:29,660 --> 00:06:33,619 I cooked aII this food! Who's going to eat it! 49 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,209 We wiII. 50 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:45,214 -Can I eat the candIe? -Sure! 51 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:48,609 Our song! 52 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:34,819 I'II need a by-pass! I'II bIow up this pussy. 53 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,810 Now, the 2nd round of taIks. . . 54 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:40,415 I'm Onan Afnan and you're the MiddIe East. 55 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,209 -I'm Africa. -What do you see in the desert? 56 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,815 -Cactus. -How many? 57 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:50,220 1,2,3,4, 5,7,13,14... 58 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:58,220 -What're you thinking? -What time do the shops cIose? 59 00:07:58,460 --> 00:07:59,813 Count! Count! 60 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,613 Am I disturbing you? 61 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:37,013 Am I disturbing you? 62 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:40,616 -Constantine? -So you remember my name? 63 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,215 I was drunk. I didn't know what I was doing. 64 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:48,411 -Me, too. -So you fuck your paI's wife? 65 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:51,811 -You know how it is. . . -I'm Iearning. 66 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,616 Where's my shirt, dammit? 67 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:01,818 I shouId've Iet you Ieave. 68 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:04,620 Your residence permit's expiring. 69 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,418 Cut it out, you jerk! 70 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:08,613 -AIekos. . . -What? 71 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:12,409 -Beat it. Some other time. -Listen. I Iove this woman. 72 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:16,611 I Iove him too. I'm crazy about him. 73 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:19,415 He screws me Iike you never have. 74 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,260 He screws me Iike you never have. He screws me. . . 75 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,818 Okay, I get it! 76 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:27,014 He screws you Iike I never have. 77 00:09:27,260 --> 00:09:28,409 Never! 78 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:33,610 -What's that? -A knife. 79 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:37,018 -What're you going to do? -This has got to end! 80 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,618 Take one, baby. 81 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,416 Thursday's our 6th wedding anniversary. 82 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,420 I'II be a Greek citizen. . . 83 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,216 I don't need you anymore. 84 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:59,611 He went to Paris and I never heard from him again. 85 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:02,216 Constantine was my whoIe Iife. 86 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,612 He was my best friend. 87 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:17,615 If something's happened to him, I won't be abIe to bear it! 88 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:22,009 That's aII. 89 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:27,216 I think we're missing a Ieg. 90 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,815 The Ieft one's here. Must be the right. 91 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:33,415 -The mountain's big. -And the Ieg's smaII. 92 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,213 Good evening. 93 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:47,614 -May they aIways be remembered. -I found it! 94 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,616 Size 42. Right. That's it. 95 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,215 We don't want a Ieg from another murder. 96 00:10:57,260 --> 00:11:00,411 Bring the head, I want him intact. 97 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,060 He shouIdn't feeI that something's missing. 98 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:05,016 Why didn't we just throw him in the sea? 99 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:08,411 This is his favorite mountain, the one with the antennas. 100 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:12,614 He said you couId speak to the whoIe worId from here. 101 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,009 So, speak! 102 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:18,413 Goodbye, paI. 103 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,612 Have you seen the damn Iighter? 104 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,012 Where the heII. . . ? 105 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,018 Where couId that Iighter be? 106 00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:18,013 Don't know. I Ieft it here. I stepped on some gum. 107 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,615 Constantine throws it everywhere. 108 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:22,618 The onIy time he doesn't chew is when he's not weII. 109 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,418 I'm out of here. 110 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:35,409 A woman? I can teII. You're in bad shape! 111 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:38,012 Don't go stay with your mother. 112 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:40,615 Mothers are the worst after a breakup. 113 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,618 ''''I toId you so!'''' 114 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,610 Not in the state you're in. 115 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,416 How about a naiI cIipper? 116 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:56,416 Sure. . . as Iong as it cuts. 117 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:01,809 My fucking cement shares! CIimb, dammit! 118 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,216 Are you going to use the whoIe bottIe. 119 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:13,011 I toId you to change coIogne. I can't hide the smeII. 120 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,812 Why am I so sexy? 121 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:22,611 3 days, 1 25,000. UnIimited miIeage. 122 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,618 That's how far I want to go. 123 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,210 Our phone numbers. Your keys. 124 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,815 If you need anything, anytime. . . 125 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,209 I'II manage. 126 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:36,414 -Th. . the signaI Iight. -Th. . .th. . .the key. 127 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,010 You'd think I'd been fucked by DracuIa! 128 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,809 What now? 129 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,618 OK, Dora, bye. 130 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:11,411 -Good afternoon, AIekos. -My damn mobiIe battery's dead. 131 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:14,618 It's your mobiIe battery, not a pacemaker's. 132 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,610 This chair reIaxes me. 133 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,816 -Now I feeI caIm. -Are you sure? 134 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:24,018 Any food? My feet hurt. I've got to take up tennis again. 135 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:27,218 -Did Constantine caII? -Not whiIe I was here. 136 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:32,619 My damn back. I hurt it trying to open a window. 137 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:37,014 -Was the view worth it? -You know my office view. 138 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:40,218 -You were at work? -Where eIse? 139 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,416 Do I win a prize for the right answer? 140 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:47,016 -What's for dinner? -Yesterday's Ieftovers. 141 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,216 Nothing from the day before yesterday? 142 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,616 Don't touch me, don't touch me. 143 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,812 I stink. I have to shower. 144 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,415 Am I wrong or have you changed your coIogne? 145 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,060 You mean there's none of that spinach pie Ieft? 146 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:05,016 Why hasn't he caIIed? 147 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,612 And you're wrong. 148 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,818 She's got a nose Iike Cyrano de Bergerac! 149 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,415 Why does that coIogne remind me of something? 150 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:23,811 You say something, dear? I can't hear you. 151 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,815 You're so cute today, Pinocchio. 152 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:37,012 Yes, you're right. 153 00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,209 Divorce him. 154 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:43,611 The kids can't go on Iiving in this kind of situation. 155 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,209 The usuaI. 156 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,812 I've saved a IittIe money. 157 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:52,415 No! I definiteIy want to open a gym. 158 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,809 DefiniteIy! 159 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:57,611 When I get my citizenship everything wiII be different. 160 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,416 I'm reaIIy interested in this work. 161 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,218 Not Constantine. 162 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:06,011 The phone's ringing. It must be my husband caIIing from Paris. 163 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,812 Hi, darIing. Have you arrived? 164 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:14,211 Yes, darIing, I just Ieft the hoteI. 165 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,810 -The weather? -The weather's fine. 166 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,615 -How's Paris? -WonderfuI. 167 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:28,211 I'm at the Champs EIysees. I can see the Arc de Triomphe. 168 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:33,015 -Don't forget my perfume. -Yes. 169 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,818 -Who's there? -Some French peopIe. 170 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,410 You haven't found a French woman have you? 171 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,618 Are you kidding? I'm not Iike that, darIing. 172 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:45,612 The battery's running out. I'II. . . I'II. . . fuck you! 173 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,818 Did she faII for it? 174 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:54,416 Yes, thanks. I reaIIy appreciate this. 175 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:02,019 -Dumb women. -Dumb men. 176 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:18,013 -A doubIe hotdog. -With everything? 177 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,216 Yes, just hoId the onion. 178 00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:39,810 -It won't fit two. -Oh, it wiII. 179 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:44,611 -This particuIar roII wiII. -You know something I don't. 180 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:49,014 You know, I did baIIet in my youth. 181 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:54,210 I'm thinking of taking it up now. . . 182 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:57,213 otherwise I don't see myseIf making it. 183 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,616 This reminds me of something. 184 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,209 Let's go. 185 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:10,618 Look towards the Iight, over there. 186 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,818 Good! Lift the ice-cream higher. 187 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:19,411 That's great. Now towards the Iight. 188 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,016 -You first. -No, you. 189 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,218 We've been here for hours. I'm freezing. 190 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,416 The others have been in and out aIready. 191 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,412 -What if I get stuck? -What d'you mean? 192 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:47,015 I saw two dogs doing it yesterday and they got stuck. . . 193 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,213 and everyone Iaughed. What if I get stuck? 194 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:54,011 -Want to hear my theory? -Want to hear mine? 195 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:59,219 -If I get stuck. . . -First of aII, you don't bark. 196 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,816 And second, I'II come and unstick you. 197 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,809 -Ready? -Yes. 198 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:10,409 Charge! 199 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:19,012 When I come, what do I shout? 200 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,820 ''''Charge,'''' I don't know, or ''''I'm coming, I'm coming!'''' 201 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:28,615 Why shout it, if I'm doing it? 202 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,418 They'II think I'm an idiot. 203 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:34,618 WeII, boys, what's it gonna be? 204 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:38,411 -Where's the girI? -I'm the girI. 205 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,009 You? 206 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,618 -Where are you going? -Mom! 207 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:56,012 Get back! You're useIess! You've made a fooI of me! 208 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,815 Your friend wiII ruin you! Get back! 209 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,815 -HeIIo? -HeIIo, who is it? 210 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,816 Is that you, Panayotis? 211 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,818 No, I'm not Panayotis. 212 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:21,016 I just wanted to taIk to someone. 213 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,818 I diaIed this number at random. 214 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:25,016 I just wanted to say that I'm an idiot - 215 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,818 an accompIished idiot. . . 216 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,813 and that my best friend is screwing my wife. 217 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:31,812 I just had to teII someone. 218 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:37,015 Get some sIeep, dear. It's been ten years. Forget the sIut! 219 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:39,816 Hey paI, you a piIot? 220 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,812 If you're not, can you do me a favor? 221 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,618 Can you give me your phone number? 222 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:45,009 AsshoIe! 223 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,618 -Move it! I'II expIain Iater. -Where are we going? 224 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,015 Get back here! 225 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:57,820 I forgot my keys, but I won't go back anyway. 226 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,813 -WiII I go back? -Got a Iight? 227 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,818 Just a minute! 228 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:07,611 -Do we know each other? -A Iight! 229 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:11,413 Where are you going? Are you married? D'you have a job? 230 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,810 -Did it Iight OK? -It's fine. 231 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:18,019 I'm not weII. Let's waIk. My nerves are on edge. 232 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:21,013 I'm shaking - but I won't cry. 233 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:24,410 If I don't waIk right now. . . 234 00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:27,820 Can I Iock the car? ShaII I drive you somewhere? 235 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:30,210 I can't sit stiII right now! 236 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,816 -Venia. -Constantine. 237 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,420 -We've made a deaI, right? -With. . . ? 238 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:40,010 -The asshoIe, who eIse! -CaIm down. 239 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:42,615 -I'm caIm. -If you say so. 240 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:46,811 I'II teII you the whoIe story. TeII me if I'm unreasonabIe. 241 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:51,009 You're kiIIing me! Go ahead, take my fucking stripes, too! 242 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:54,618 That's aII you have to say? Why're you pressuring me? 243 00:21:56,260 --> 00:22:00,412 You're choking me! I don't know which way to turn. 244 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,218 What did I do wrong? 245 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:06,009 I took care of aII of you! Even that bum your brother! 246 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,816 You think I'm made of money? 247 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:12,416 -Don't you come near me! -I oughta beIt you one! 248 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:15,413 You Ieaving? You wanna Ieave? 249 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:17,209 Shut up! 250 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,610 Didn't I teII you, not more than 6? 251 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,612 Didn't I ? I did. 252 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:47,017 -6,8, it's aII the same. -8, 1 2, 20. Why not an army? 253 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:49,209 What army? 254 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:54,413 We said we were gonna maintain certain standards. 255 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:58,211 Not more than 6. Didn't we agree? 256 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:00,809 We agreed. 257 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:05,016 Where are you going? 258 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,616 I got my dignity - my fucking dignity. 259 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,015 You're not going to waIk aII over it. 260 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,213 Didn't you know my probIem with the piIot? 261 00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:23,409 You knew it, but you brought him anyway. 262 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,010 I swear I didn't know. 263 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:30,619 Don't go! You're not gonna bIow this marriage. 264 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:37,614 -I'II bIow it sky high! -My Iove. . . 265 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:40,216 -AsshoIe! -My Iove. . . 266 00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:44,216 See, I have no probIem with group sex, but. . . 267 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:48,009 -Not more than 6. -Yes, us and 4 others. 268 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:52,619 It doesn't matter whether they're men or women. . . 269 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:55,820 As Iong as there are 4. . . and no piIots. 270 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,415 I feeI I'm suffocating on pIanes. 271 00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:02,819 When someone's doing it to you, and says he's a piIot. . . 272 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:06,018 I just can't take it. I Iose it. 273 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:10,412 Like the pIane door's cIosing on me and I can't function. 274 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:13,811 -I shouIdn't ask, you say. . . -But you ask. 275 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:16,415 He's screwing you. ShouIdn't you know his Iine of work? 276 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:19,015 -It's. . . -Just curiousity. 277 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:23,619 PiIot. It's Iike he's saying: ''''Our reIationship is over.'''' 278 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,420 TeII me if I'm being unreasonabIe. 279 00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:29,811 I didn't say I'm a piIot. I said I wanted to be one. 280 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:33,611 You beIieve aII these years, I've onIy been with my wife? 281 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:36,010 Let me see. I beIieve you. 282 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:39,013 -What's your sign again? -Leo. 283 00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:44,213 -What did you say? -Group sex is Iike Marxism. 284 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,212 AII for one and one for aII. 285 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:50,419 You meet different peopIe, scientists. You Iearn things. 286 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:56,417 I Iearnt the term ''''biocIimatic home'''' during group sex. 287 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:59,015 -Is that so? -WouId you. . . 288 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:05,418 And what did you do when you saw them? 289 00:25:05,860 --> 00:25:07,418 I'II teII you. 290 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:12,611 First of aII, I'm afraid of heights. 291 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,818 Excuse me, sir. 292 00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:47,818 You can have 'em. 293 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,209 It's me. 294 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:04,611 I jumped over to the next baIcony. I wanted to think. 295 00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:07,818 What's there to think about? They were fucking. 296 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:12,410 See, you avoid that with group sex. 297 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,218 You don't worry about your friend, 298 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:16,013 because everyone does it together. 299 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,409 Good point. 300 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,612 -What're you doing tomorrow? -You scare me. 301 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,415 I'm supposed to be in Paris for the next 2 days. 302 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:25,616 Great. Tomorrow you're coming with me. 303 00:27:25,860 --> 00:27:27,816 I'm not good with groups. Forget it. 304 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:31,211 -No siIIy, don't you trust me? -FrankIy, no. 305 00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,815 You'II come. Let's go to a hoteI and get some sIeep. 306 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,210 My feet are kiIIing me. You'II pay the biII. 307 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:39,020 Okay, but Iet's get my car. 308 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:43,020 Can you imitate an eIephant? I can. 309 00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:48,209 I can't. 310 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:51,611 So the bIack guy undresses and his ''''hose'''' pops out, 311 00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:53,816 I'm spread out Iike this, 312 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:57,211 the Chinaman sees it and is bIown away. 313 00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:00,213 It was endIess, Iike the Great WaII of China. 314 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:02,212 Have a nice stay. 315 00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:05,216 I'm taIkin' to you. 316 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:10,411 -Was that in New York City? -Zuberi City Iast year. Great! 317 00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:14,620 -I'm worn out. -A reaI sIut! 318 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:18,211 The asshoIe wiII be Iooking for me. 319 00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:22,811 -Do you Iike your Iife? -I hadn't thought about it. 320 00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:26,609 Looks Iike you've put everything on hoId. 321 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:30,819 I Iove the asshoIe. We met at a demonstration. 322 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:35,211 They were Ieaving Iran, going into Irak, I can't remember. . . 323 00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:37,815 He was a cop and I enjoyed being beaten up. 324 00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,016 -In Iran? -No, siIIy. 325 00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:44,411 I feIt so guiIty. I was Ieftist with a communist father. 326 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:50,219 -It takes a whiIe to get over. -You're teIIing me! 327 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:52,212 Where are we going tomorrow? 328 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:56,809 AII of Athens spread out before us. I'm hungry. 329 00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:59,210 -I'II get something. -Forget it. 330 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:01,810 AII dressed up for the office move? 331 00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:04,620 No, we're moving offices on Saturday. 332 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:08,211 I've got an appointment. . . it's business. 333 00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:13,419 Big business. . . Company insurance. 334 00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:17,814 It's a transport company. They move animaIs. 335 00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,410 AnimaIs. WeII, that's something new. 336 00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:24,811 Why? There are aII kinds of companies. 337 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:28,211 This one moves an animaI from here to there. 338 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,015 Sure, they can't Ieave it in the same pIace. 339 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,610 Are you hiding something, AIekos? 340 00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:38,260 I don't have a girIfriend. I swear on the coffee. . . 341 00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:39,613 I'm about to drink. 342 00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:46,215 -Where are we going? -Hope it's the right roof. 343 00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:47,609 Are we gonna hang cIothes? 344 00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:49,418 -Wait! -For what? 345 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:58,612 We can onIy understand ourseIves by speaking up. . . 346 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,820 Constantine, this is SteIIa. 347 00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:07,820 Meet the members of the group therapy. 348 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,412 Christos, are you stiII here? 349 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:27,015 I've Ieft, got away, escaped. . . 350 00:31:27,460 --> 00:31:32,011 Tonight I feeI Iike Cuba with my cigars, my convertibIes. . . 351 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:35,611 But you know you can't Iive in a country without souvIaki. 352 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,213 I'II teII you a great joke. . . 353 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:41,009 Christ is pIaying tennis with Naomi CampbeII. . . 354 00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:45,219 -Give me a break. -Coming to my cousin's bar? 355 00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:47,815 Tonight's an anniversary. . . 356 00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:49,413 . . .of the first time you jerked off? 357 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,220 -Such taIk! -Oops! I'm off. 358 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:56,218 Theoni, any e-maiIs from the apostIe PauI? 359 00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,212 How are you, Mr. AIekos? 360 00:31:58,460 --> 00:32:00,815 When you got the truck waiting outside. . . 361 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:05,014 and BeIgium's expecting its apricots at 8:1 3 on the dot. . . 362 00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:07,216 you can't have an affair with the woman you met. . . 363 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:09,212 when you stopped for a quick snack. 364 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:12,611 I Iike to take my time with women. 365 00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:16,615 Let's get back to Harry. . . 366 00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:21,419 My Mom didn't Iike any of the 63 women I took home. . . 367 00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:24,811 onIy Nina, who wanted to marry me. 368 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:30,614 But Mom said a winter wedding was unheard of. 369 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:35,217 ''''What mother wouId wear a coat to her son's wedding?'''' 370 00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:39,211 I want to get married, but I can't. 371 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,410 You caII that an accident? 372 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:46,413 I've got 8 stitches in my ear! 373 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,209 Because your wife hit you over the head. 374 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:53,260 Insure me against my wife then. 375 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:56,809 -Fire, accident and wife. -It's. . . Iife. 376 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,612 Your phone's aIways busy, I've Iost you. 377 00:33:00,860 --> 00:33:05,012 When I came here, I was convinced. . . 378 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:08,616 I was the reincarnation of King Jugurtha. 379 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:13,211 I'd go to the toiIet and wonder. . . 380 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:16,816 how wouId King Jugartha sit? Like this? 381 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:21,016 Like this. . . Iike this. 382 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,013 Have you cIosed ''''shop'''' downstairs? 383 00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:26,820 I'm cIosing now. . . HoId on. 384 00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:34,218 Hi, Daphne. I'II caII you back. 385 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:39,820 I've got time to ''''shop'''' at 1 0. 386 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:42,415 Now I've got to go shopping with your wife. 387 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:45,413 I'm waIking on a tighrope here. 388 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:49,619 Tonight, I'm exterminating your IittIe ''''shop.'''' 389 00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:57,014 -AII-night shopping? -Something's bothering her. 390 00:33:57,260 --> 00:34:00,809 -Did you Iike it? -The roof therapy? Fine. 391 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:05,619 In the US, everyone's being psychoanaIyzed on rooftops. 392 00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:07,612 You know, roof therapy. . . 393 00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:09,816 I'm not ashamed to shout out my probIem. 394 00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:12,415 -I have to shout now? -Give him some time. 395 00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:17,009 -On tomorrow's roof. -Okay. 396 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:21,018 I've got premature ejacuIation! 397 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:26,213 -Just the two of you? No kids? -No. 398 00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:28,416 -OnIy married? -OnIy. 399 00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:33,219 Times have changed. Here today, there tomorrow. 400 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:36,820 -The kitchen? -Let's see the bedroom. . . 401 00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:44,218 The bathroom is rather cramped. 402 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:49,213 I don't have a permanent reIationship right now. 403 00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:52,611 -The garden is Iarge. -Yes, Iarge. 404 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:55,412 Sign here, pIease. 405 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:02,012 Your husband doesn't need to see it, you said. 406 00:35:02,260 --> 00:35:06,219 -No, he doesn't. -OK. You've got my ceII number. 407 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,018 Let's see something eIse. 408 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,012 You're not heIping me heIp you. 409 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,411 -I can imagine it, but can't. . . -Express it? 410 00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:35,809 That's it. 411 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:40,009 -The fuchsia does things. -Great things. 412 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:45,012 Brightens things up, I'd say. Matches our puppies, too. 413 00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:49,811 -You've got fuchsia puppies? -The design on my underpants. 414 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:53,218 Wrap them up reaI fancy with ribbons. . . 415 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,020 and do that thing with the scissors. . . 416 00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:58,610 And give me 50 of those cheap panties. 417 00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:01,420 -To be torn off! -That's it! 418 00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:12,217 -SteIIa's great, isn't she? -Yes, she's got something. 419 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:16,020 And she's a straight taIker. 420 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:22,011 -See you at the hoteI ! -What's up? 421 00:36:22,260 --> 00:36:24,012 -Boys! -It's Venia! 422 00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:32,811 -Hey, weren't you saiIors? -No, you've mixed us up again. 423 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:35,616 Here you are again! 424 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:39,616 Easy women, cheap booze and and wiId sex in the forest. . . 425 00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:42,215 -Snap out of it. -I can't take it anymore. 426 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,418 I was with my babe and guess who I saw. . . 427 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:49,812 coming out of a house with a guy. . . Our Constantine's wife. 428 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:53,418 They're aII getting Iaid, man. 429 00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:56,811 -I'II teII you a great joke. . . -You just did. I'm Iaughin'. 430 00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:58,409 I'm off. 431 00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:19,416 -Don't think about it. -He ruIed it out compIeteIy. 432 00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:22,413 There are miIIions of other doctors. 433 00:37:22,660 --> 00:37:25,413 PeopIe have gone aII over the worId 434 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:28,618 to have a chiId and they did it. 435 00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:31,618 I know how much you wanted one. 436 00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:34,818 It'II happen when it's meant to. 437 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:38,613 -I Iove you so much. -How much? 438 00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:40,009 A Iot. 439 00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:50,411 Was my baby quiet whiIe I was away? 440 00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:53,015 Were you quiet whiIe I was out? 441 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:56,210 We have visitors this afternoon. 442 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:59,020 A man. Now don't be jeaIous. 443 00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:03,016 He Iooked handsome. 444 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,416 No, not handsome. . . 445 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,409 Charming? 446 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:44,214 THODOROS AN AMOURLIDES PRIVATE IN VESTIG ATOR 447 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:52,811 Our Iife revoIves around detaiIs. 448 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:58,418 I don't want my friend to worry. 449 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,612 -Constantine? -Yes. 450 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:06,209 -And the Rumanian woman? -I want evidence. 451 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,616 I want to show him photographs. 452 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:11,420 Photographs. Front, profiIe. 453 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:15,819 I teII it Iike it is. I'm not tactfuI. 454 00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:20,414 If she's got him inside her, I'II teII you. 455 00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:24,013 I won't beat around the bush. 456 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:27,213 ManIy stuff. I'm not tactfuI. 457 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:30,610 Don't start tonight though. 458 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:33,613 We'II aII be together tonight. 459 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:36,415 Constantine too. Oh boy. 460 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:43,009 -Bye. -Bye. 461 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:51,410 -Constantine! -Constantine, who? 462 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:54,811 I found him after aII these years. 463 00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,615 I Iooked him straight in the eye but he didn't recognize me. 464 00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:01,613 It says ''''AIekos ZaharopouIos'''' here. 465 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:05,819 He's the one who Ieft. I'm taIking about Constantine. 466 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:10,815 I toId you about him. We were cIassmates. Then we Iost touch. 467 00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:13,018 My first Iove! 468 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:19,018 I need a drink. 469 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,018 I wanted to cry. 470 00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:28,818 And I'm impersonating Thodoros! 471 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,609 Why? Why? 472 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:40,209 Because Thodoros died. . . and just as weII ! 473 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:44,011 -CaIm down. -Why am I impersonating him? 474 00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:47,411 We had to keep this office. Everyone trusted him. 475 00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:50,015 Yes, but why am I impersonating him? 476 00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:52,012 You've got two fat chiIdren. 477 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:55,013 I couId Iive my Iife watching him from afar. 478 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:58,411 Even if I don't marry him, I'II taiI him. 479 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:04,420 Thodoros, you're not Thodoros! 480 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:08,415 You're Lisa. I'm Lisa. 481 00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:12,016 -Where's Thodoros? -I'm Thodoros. 482 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,613 And I'm YoIanda. 483 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:18,610 A Iot depends on you. 484 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:26,412 -Good evening. -Good evening. 485 00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:29,015 -It's been a whiIe. -Come in. 486 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:35,820 -Do you Ii e it? -It's fine. 487 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:39,210 It's my friend Katy's apartment. 488 00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:42,213 I guess she paints in her spare time. 489 00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:44,212 I can't draw a thing. 490 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,416 Sure are a Iot of paintings. 491 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:52,211 -Freud. He Iikes you. -He smeIIs probIems. 492 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,209 A whisky. 493 00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:57,613 If it doesn't work, we'II use piIIs. 494 00:41:57,860 --> 00:42:00,215 I Iike it that you take me seriousIy. 495 00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:03,816 So, go on. I'm aII ears. 496 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,053 If there is a beginning. . . 497 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:09,809 it began 6 years and 1 0 days ago, on a Wednesday. 498 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:13,260 She's crazy about you. Crazy, I teII you. 499 00:42:13,260 --> 00:42:14,409 ''''Who's that gorgeous hunk?'''' she said. 500 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:17,015 -She caIIed me gorgeous hunk? -I swear. 501 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,820 May I never cIinch another insurance contract! 502 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:22,813 -A Rumanian goddess. -Rumanian? 503 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:25,415 So what? She's a goddess. 504 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:29,620 Did she reaIIy say that, Daphne? 505 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:32,420 Daphne found her a job at the restaurant. 506 00:42:32,660 --> 00:42:34,218 She used to work with me. 507 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:38,414 But then she had probIems with her residence permit. 508 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:43,415 -She's very nice. -So where did she see me? 509 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:47,015 Listen, as we're taIking. . . 510 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:50,809 she says she'd stay here, if she met a Greek man. 511 00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:53,210 So I grab the opportunity and I say. . . 512 00:42:53,460 --> 00:42:56,213 I have a friend. . . unmarried. 513 00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:02,212 But she wants to see you, so I show her that hoIiday snapshot, 514 00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:05,213 -the one of us on the donkey. -You showed her that? 515 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,018 AII you can see is you and the donkey. 516 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:10,611 No, you're in the background, Iooking at the camera. 517 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:14,011 ''''I want to see him,'''' she teIIs me. 518 00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:16,615 Maybe she'd Iike me to come with the donkey? 519 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:19,818 Do you think this wiII work out? 520 00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:22,615 I had a dream about it, I teII you. 521 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:27,217 I saw a snowy-white ox and that onIy means one thing. 522 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,616 -Marriage. -Marriage. 523 00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:36,814 -How did I Iook on the donkey? -Neat. Now eat your fish. 524 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,609 Go in. 525 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:49,616 The next day, the ox and his paI went to a restaurant, 526 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,618 which was anything but a restaurant. 527 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:54,215 Come here! Come back here. 528 00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:58,016 -Where are you going? -I forgot to put on coIogne. 529 00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:01,411 Fuck, is that such a probIem? Here. 530 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:05,060 And what's more you didn't say where we're going. 531 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:06,413 I'm dressed Iike a cathoIic priest. . . 532 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:08,218 about to bIess the outrageous. 533 00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:09,609 Look at me! 534 00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:13,018 We've got big ones. We're not worried. 535 00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:15,820 -Thank you. -You're weIcome. 536 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,016 In a week, we were married. 537 00:44:57,260 --> 00:45:00,218 Her residence permit was expiring. 538 00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:04,009 And for six years the marriage was fine? 539 00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:06,410 SexuaIIy, it was fine. 540 00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:09,012 At Ieast, I thought so. . . 541 00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:12,218 You didn't notice anything in the corner of her eye? 542 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:16,612 I didn't Iook, but there was nothing in the middIe. 543 00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:19,815 I haven't been to a sexoIogist, 544 00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:22,210 but isn't 4 times a week okay? 545 00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:26,214 -What if she wanted 1 0 times? -She never said so. 546 00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:30,214 I'm not saying she went to him for the extra 6. 547 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:33,213 The reasons are aIways much deeper. 548 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:38,819 It never occurred to you that Andrea and AIekos. . . ? 549 00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:40,209 No. . .no. . . 550 00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:46,409 Yes. 551 00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:49,815 You don't know when to stop! 552 00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:53,609 You ate your brother's burgers and mine! 553 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,416 You ate 8 servings of french fries! 554 00:45:56,660 --> 00:46:01,211 And you had to top it off with the Iast of the spaghetti ! 555 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:08,216 -Thank God, we have no kids. -I'd Iike one. 556 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:11,020 -What does Andrea say? -No probIem. 557 00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:13,018 We haven't taken it seriousIy yet. 558 00:46:13,260 --> 00:46:14,613 She'd Iike one very much. 559 00:46:14,860 --> 00:46:16,418 Where are they? 560 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:22,015 PIease bring me the shampoo. 561 00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:24,809 DarIing. 562 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:30,013 Where's AIekos? 563 00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:33,218 Who knows? ProbabIy chasing an octopus. 564 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,416 -What's this? -What? 565 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,609 Here, here. 566 00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:45,210 I . . .um. . . sat on a rock. . . 567 00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:47,018 I feIt something. 568 00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:50,616 A IittIe crab must have been there and it bit me. 569 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:54,415 Give me a kiss, come on. 570 00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,455 A crab with a set of human teeth. 571 00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:07,618 If you're in Iove, crabs have teeth. . . 572 00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:10,215 and porcupines don't have quiIIs. 573 00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:12,212 -A faIIing star. -Where? 574 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:16,816 WeII I made a wish. 575 00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,615 I don't know if the star heard it. 576 00:47:19,860 --> 00:47:22,010 Are you going to be Iike this aII night? 577 00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,615 You haven't eaten a thing. Eat your fish. 578 00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:34,019 So that's why you wanted me to start tomorrow? 579 00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:36,818 He's aIways been Iike that. 580 00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:41,014 He once hit on me behind Constantine's back. 581 00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:50,618 Why today? It's our anniversary. 582 00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:54,011 This has been brewing a Iong time. 583 00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:59,411 What's more I don't feeI the same passion, the same Iove. 584 00:47:59,660 --> 00:48:04,017 This is new. You don't feeI the same passion, the same Iove? 585 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:07,418 I've decided to taIk to Constantine. 586 00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:10,015 -''''My friend,'''' I'II say. . . -Friend, huh? 587 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:13,218 ''''I'm screwing your wife.'''' He couId be screwing mine. 588 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:15,860 I don't Iike that! You're not screwing me! 589 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,612 I'm not a fence, I'm a person! 590 00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,210 Why're you shouting? In bed. . . 591 00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:23,816 This is a tabIe. Knives, forks, pIates. 592 00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:26,815 I'm dressed, I'm made-up. 593 00:48:27,260 --> 00:48:29,216 -Am I made-up? -Yes. 594 00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,416 I Iove Constantine. 595 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:36,413 Let's go. Now. I Ioathe you. . . 596 00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:40,016 . . .so much. -How much? 597 00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:41,818 As the squere bIock. 598 00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:43,209 Now! 599 00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:51,618 -LittIe umbreIIas. -I hate them. 600 00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:55,216 I Iove them. I shouIdn't feeI bad that I'm keeping you. 601 00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:57,412 Do I Iook Iike I mind? 602 00:48:57,660 --> 00:49:00,618 -You didn't finish about. . . -The Iove affair? 603 00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:04,409 It was great. I was a student in Germany. . . 604 00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:06,616 and was vacationing in Greece. 605 00:49:07,260 --> 00:49:10,809 He Ieft aIong with the summer and I never saw him again. 606 00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:14,416 -His name was AIekos too. -It seems to go with the name. 607 00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:18,020 -What shouId I do? -Give it time. . . 608 00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:21,411 What does time know, that I don't? 609 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:24,613 You'II Iook back on this one day and Iaugh. 610 00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:27,215 If I strangIed them now, I'd Iaugh today. 611 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:38,218 DRIVE IN THE PERVERTED FISHBO WL 612 00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:06,412 What're they doing? TeII me. 613 00:50:09,460 --> 00:50:11,416 Don't I give you a good screw? 614 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:14,015 That's aII you can think of! 615 00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:17,418 Didn't we say I'd be the brutaI exterminator today? 616 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:21,409 Today we'II pIay another fiIm. ''''Run, LoIa Run.'''' 617 00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:23,810 Where are you going? Get back in here! 618 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:27,816 Come back, peopIe are Iooking at us! 619 00:50:28,060 --> 00:50:30,016 They can see us. Come here! 620 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:31,409 Come here! 621 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:35,009 Come here! 622 00:50:38,460 --> 00:50:41,611 I can't see a thing. Where are you? 623 00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:44,809 What do you want? 624 00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:48,211 -You've got someone eIse. -I want to break up. 625 00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:51,611 AIright, fine. I'II hear arguements. 626 00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:55,015 What're you staring at? 627 00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:19,211 I've never opened up to a woman before. 628 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:22,015 I'm impressed with myseIf. 629 00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,216 I've aIways said everything to AIekos. 630 00:51:24,460 --> 00:51:27,020 It's different taIking to a man. 631 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:30,816 You're not ashamed of teIIing him that you're a jerk. 632 00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:34,211 You have to teII a man, whiIe a woman knows it. 633 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:39,211 Why do I do this so weII, dammit? 634 00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:41,810 I need an expert to teII me why? 635 00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:46,019 You swore you wouIdn't teII Constantine anything. 636 00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:51,815 I'II insure this pussy. 637 00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:55,260 Forward, soIdier, on to victory! 638 00:51:56,460 --> 00:52:00,009 Go girIs before it starts getting kinky. 639 00:52:00,460 --> 00:52:03,611 -Hey, that's my Vivian! -Bye, LiIian. 640 00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:15,012 What's the matter? 641 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:29,211 How can you sIeep in your heImet? Wake up! 642 00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:31,416 What's happening? Is the enemy here? 643 00:52:31,660 --> 00:52:34,811 You're such a jerk making me strap myseIf up here. 644 00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:37,615 I toId you I'm afraid of heights. You take the top bunk. 645 00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:40,813 Have you been with my Vivian? 646 00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:45,211 Are you kidding? Before I fuck her, 647 00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:49,018 I aIways ask first: ''''Are you LiIian or Vivian?'''' 648 00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:51,410 -What does she answer? -No. 649 00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:54,618 Then why did she ask me where's the moIe on my dick? 650 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:57,613 -So where did it go? -Where do you think? 651 00:52:58,060 --> 00:53:00,016 You're the one with the moIe. 652 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:03,809 Haven't you heard about the twin syndrome? 653 00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:06,610 Whatever one feeIs, the other feeIs too. 654 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:10,011 Mine caIIed me Constantine in bed. 655 00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:13,415 Then she expIained it to me scientificaIIy. 656 00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:19,012 Sometimes she asks me how the moIe got on my dick. 657 00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:24,219 Those twins wiII drive us crazy with that moIe. 658 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,015 This wiII reaIIy bIow you away. . . 659 00:53:28,260 --> 00:53:32,412 Last time, mine had an orgasm without me even touching her. 660 00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:37,617 ObviousIy yours was having an orgasm and she feIt it. 661 00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:41,418 -On Saturday? -Yes. Go to sIeep. 662 00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:48,013 -Sorry, AIekos. -That's okay. 663 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:55,009 You needed to beIieve him. You're not so naive. 664 00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:57,410 I'm not, huh? Just pretending? 665 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:27,209 You come, we screw, you Ieave. That's no reIationship. 666 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:29,815 Don't we smoke and taIk too? 667 00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:33,018 Do we have to taIk about saving the seaIs? 668 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:36,218 Not onIy seaIs, AIekos, not onIy seaIs. . . 669 00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:39,020 There's the sea turtIe too. 670 00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:44,209 You onIy know 50 words: ''''Baby, you turn me on, 671 00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:46,610 you drive me crazy, you kiII me, take it. . .'''' 672 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:49,010 Our reIationship can be summed up in 50 words. 673 00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:51,820 50-60 words express passion. That's it. 674 00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:54,615 52 words describe passion. 675 00:54:54,860 --> 00:54:57,215 You don't know basic things about me. 676 00:54:57,460 --> 00:55:01,419 I care about saving the seaI, the orangutango. 677 00:55:02,060 --> 00:55:05,018 -Damn that pronunciation! -Saving, in generaI. 678 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:08,616 Are you ready to face that they may be madIy in Iove? 679 00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:12,416 Are you kidding? And you're a psychoIogist! 680 00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:16,619 I care about even the tiniest bug in the Amazon! 681 00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:22,616 But when I see you, 682 00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:27,411 I don't think about saving the penguins dammit! I don't! 683 00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:30,818 Why did God create man before woman? 684 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:34,211 First experiments, then miracIes. 685 00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:37,220 Why haven't women Iearned how to park? 686 00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:41,009 Why do men honk their car horn for no reason? 687 00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:44,013 We're not going to get aIong. 688 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:46,209 Good one. 689 00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:49,811 Did my boy buy panties whoIesaIe? 690 00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,210 A gift of 900 panties? 691 00:55:57,060 --> 00:55:59,415 D'you think I'm a whore? 692 00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:08,015 The car has become an embassy, 693 00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:10,615 but I don't know of what country. 694 00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,813 I forgot to mention. . . 695 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:18,812 that was the Iast time we made Iove. 696 00:56:19,060 --> 00:56:21,415 -Just so you know. -What did she say? 697 00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:24,418 What did you say? 698 00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:26,810 Don't you dare sIam the door on me! 699 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:37,009 -I've depressed you. -We'II taIk tomorrow. 700 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,815 -Good night. -Good night. 701 00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:02,009 What? 702 00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:08,612 The paper shredder. . . 703 00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:12,011 It sucked and chewed it and aImost. . . 704 00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:15,216 What can I swear on? TeII me. 705 00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:18,618 I wish I couId heIp but you've used everything up. 706 00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:20,816 Graves, souIs, there's nothing Ieft, dear. 707 00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:23,820 I won't stoop to your IeveI. 708 00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:26,018 What can I say? 709 00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:28,618 What can I say? 710 00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,418 What can I say? 711 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:47,210 I M ADE UP WITH THE ASSHOLE. 712 00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:51,419 LET'S GO TO AM USEM ENT PARK. VENIA. 713 00:57:51,660 --> 00:57:54,015 LOOK AT THINGS WITH HUMOR. 714 00:57:56,860 --> 00:57:58,612 Having a fuck, eh? 715 00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,818 Having a fuck, eh? 716 00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:07,618 Having a fuck, eh? 717 00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:12,213 -Take your time. -I wouId've toId you. 718 00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:14,610 So I'm finding out quicker this way? 719 00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:17,818 Don't take it personaIIy. It happens to everyone. 720 00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:21,211 It's the initiaI shock, you know. 721 00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:25,814 -What were you saying? -Don't stop. . .pIease. 722 00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:30,812 -I'II cook some eggs. -WiII you eat with us, AIekos? 723 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,409 Oh, aIright. 724 00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:41,414 -Put some cIothes on. -He's taIking to you. 725 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:44,620 I'II make some french fries, too. 726 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:48,215 -You'II eat some, won't you? -Fuck the fries. 727 00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:51,020 I'II fuck them, because you've aIready. . . 728 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:54,013 Hey, she didn't go with a stranger. 729 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:57,811 -I'm starving. -It makes you hungry. 730 00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:00,812 You're caressing my Ieg. 731 00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:07,412 PIay with me, too. 732 00:59:14,660 --> 00:59:16,013 I don't know. 733 00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:21,818 I don't think so. 734 00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:54,618 Was it the Iast time? 735 00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:58,016 WiII it be the Iast time? 736 01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:09,812 Your coffee, Mr. AIekos. 737 01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:11,413 Take it away! 738 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,412 -What's in the coffee? -Coffee. 739 01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:31,618 -Apart from coffee? -Your probIem. . . 740 01:00:31,860 --> 01:00:34,010 that it's not pIeasant when you drink it. 741 01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:36,820 I want us to taIk! You know. 742 01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:41,015 It's not my fauIt that I can't get it up. 743 01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:44,411 It might be due to stress, or poIIution. . . 744 01:00:44,660 --> 01:00:47,220 it couId be hereditary, or due to age. 745 01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:50,618 -There's so much. -Where are you going? 746 01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:53,818 -Don't be surprised if. . . -I get it up? 747 01:00:54,060 --> 01:00:56,415 Heavy stuff so earIy in the morning! 748 01:00:57,260 --> 01:00:58,818 I'II drink tea. 749 01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:10,410 Hirohito. . . Nagasaki. . . 750 01:01:18,860 --> 01:01:21,215 1 ,2,3. . . Fuck me, fuck me. 751 01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:26,610 1 ,2,3. . . rip me apart. 752 01:01:37,060 --> 01:01:38,209 Constantine? 753 01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:42,775 ShouId I write it on a neon sign? 754 01:01:42,860 --> 01:01:45,215 ''''This is the Iast screw.'''' 755 01:01:46,060 --> 01:01:47,618 You're not a man. You don't understand. 756 01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:49,418 -Right? -Right. 757 01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:53,018 If I'd known, I'd have given it my aII. 758 01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:56,411 But then what wouId you be Ieft with? 759 01:01:57,860 --> 01:02:01,216 Are you sure I had an orgasm with you? 760 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,016 I'm not gonna drink coffee today. 761 01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:14,820 I can't beIieve you didn't have an orgasm. 762 01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:17,813 -What about aII that screaming? -SpeciaI effects. 763 01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:20,415 I can do it for you now. . . 764 01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:30,612 -I'm kidding. -Why? 765 01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:37,015 I'm dying and you're pIaying 8-baII. 766 01:02:37,260 --> 01:02:39,012 Go away, I'm Iosing. 767 01:02:39,260 --> 01:02:42,218 -You used me. -It's over for me. 768 01:02:45,260 --> 01:02:47,410 We'II be on the news, Andrea, I warn you. 769 01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:50,618 -Don't push me! -Beat it, you jerk! 770 01:02:53,260 --> 01:02:58,414 It was absurd for Odysseus to expect PeneIope to wait. 771 01:02:58,660 --> 01:03:00,810 She was probabIy screwing. 772 01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:03,009 ProbabIy. 773 01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:06,418 -It's Odysseus' probIem. -It's Constantine's probIem. 774 01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:09,618 But why did Odysseus have to go through so much? 775 01:03:09,860 --> 01:03:12,818 OnIy to Ieave Troy and find his wife on aII fours. . . ? 776 01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:16,210 If he knew, he'd have gone somewhere eIse. 777 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,416 He wouIdn't have gone to Ithaca, but to. . . 778 01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:19,809 Vourvourou. 779 01:03:22,260 --> 01:03:23,613 -Yannis? -Yes. 780 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:26,620 I don't think the point is PeneIope and Odysseus. 781 01:03:26,860 --> 01:03:29,010 I think it's Abbott and CosteIIo, 782 01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:32,018 BoIek and LoIek. 783 01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:34,815 Let's not psychoanaIyze it anymore. 784 01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:38,609 It's an asshoIe's ego trip and it just happened to be me. 785 01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:41,616 I know what I have to do. . . 786 01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:43,818 I'm an asshoIe! 787 01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:47,815 You're not the onIy one! 788 01:03:55,460 --> 01:03:57,610 See if you Iike them. 789 01:04:01,060 --> 01:04:02,413 They're beautifuI. 790 01:04:02,660 --> 01:04:05,811 BeautifuI and Iarge. Faces Northeast, eh? 791 01:04:09,660 --> 01:04:13,619 Rooftop therapy's not reaIIy my goaI in Iife. 792 01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:18,619 It's fine but I took over because Katy got iII. 793 01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:23,209 Things wiII be better for me in Germany. 794 01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:26,810 What if I say that I'II miss you? 795 01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:30,814 I've heard that before. Venia's disappeared again? 796 01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:34,609 No, she Ieft a message. She's gone back to. . . 797 01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:37,613 You can stay the night with me, 798 01:04:38,060 --> 01:04:41,211 if Freud doesn't bother you, or I for that matter. 799 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,018 On the contrary. 800 01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:16,411 This wasn't something I'd pIanned. 801 01:06:18,660 --> 01:06:20,810 I've got to go to bed. 802 01:06:21,460 --> 01:06:23,815 I have to pack tomorrow. 803 01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:28,209 I toId you. There nothing to keep me here. 804 01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:33,211 You couId be right. I just want to thank you. 805 01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:34,609 Thank Venia. 806 01:06:35,860 --> 01:06:38,215 I'd Iike to go with you tomorrow. . . 807 01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:42,211 and not be at my wedding anniversary. 808 01:06:43,460 --> 01:06:46,418 Don't rush things. There's stiII fog up ahead. 809 01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:48,218 Am I in danger? 810 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:52,209 You, inside! 811 01:06:57,660 --> 01:07:00,811 I hope you'II be fine on the sofa. 812 01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:06,610 -Goodnight. -Goodnight. 813 01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:14,809 Not a word. 814 01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:36,216 You have to teII him, he's your friend. 815 01:08:36,660 --> 01:08:38,616 He shouId know about his wife. 816 01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:40,816 If you teII him, we're through. 817 01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:44,411 I'II say it in my own way, without reaIIy teIIing him. 818 01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:48,016 -Do you change bandages? -As soon as Mr. AIekos gives. . . 819 01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:55,813 Good morning. 820 01:08:56,660 --> 01:08:59,220 -How was Paris? -Just great. 821 01:09:02,860 --> 01:09:05,613 Is the EiffeI Tower stiII high? 822 01:09:05,860 --> 01:09:08,818 -There's a reason I'm asking. -ReaIIy? 823 01:09:10,060 --> 01:09:11,812 -Theoni ! -Was it nice? 824 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:14,415 Yes. How was the Iove affair whiIe I was gone? 825 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:18,614 It's no joke. He won't even insure my brother. 826 01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:21,215 -What happened to the priest? -His cassock caught fire again. 827 01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:23,218 We'II insure him against the hoIocaust. 828 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,811 -GoIdfish! -You're such an asshoIe. 829 01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:32,616 CouIdn't you caII to say you were okay? 830 01:09:34,660 --> 01:09:38,619 Important thing is you had a good time, right? 831 01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:42,820 It was beyond perfect. It was fantastic. 832 01:09:43,060 --> 01:09:46,814 They say Frenchwomen use perfume, so they don't stink. 833 01:09:47,060 --> 01:09:50,416 -Any Iuck? -You know that's not my styIe. 834 01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:54,011 If you don't screw around now, when wiII you? 835 01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:58,015 Are you screwing around these days? 836 01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:01,020 No, but the thought does cross my mind. 837 01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:03,410 But it doesn't stay there? 838 01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:05,218 If it did, you'd teII me, wouIdn't you? 839 01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:08,220 You'd be the first to know. 840 01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:10,815 -Want to hear a joke? -No. 841 01:10:12,260 --> 01:10:14,820 A guy goes to the EiffeI Tower and says. . . 842 01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:17,016 ''''My God, I'm so short.'''' 843 01:10:17,260 --> 01:10:19,260 ''''Don't worry,'''' says the EiffeI Tower, 844 01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:22,013 ''''with your cuckoId's horns, you're as taII as I am.'''' 845 01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,209 It's a joke! 846 01:10:25,260 --> 01:10:28,809 Thanks for everything. You have my number. . . 847 01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:30,613 Have a good trip. . . 848 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:34,819 And when the fog cIears, see me. Constantine. 849 01:10:39,260 --> 01:10:42,616 Don't make it raven bIack. Just enough to hide the grey. 850 01:10:42,860 --> 01:10:44,009 Raven bIack! 851 01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:46,618 Don't you be afraid and Iet's keep it serious. 852 01:10:46,860 --> 01:10:48,418 So go on, teII me. . . I thought as much. 853 01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:50,218 OK, something aImost happened, but it didn't work out. 854 01:10:50,660 --> 01:10:52,616 -Near the Seine? -At the cathedraI. 855 01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:55,818 -Quasimodo's sister? -No, we're taIking goddess! 856 01:10:56,060 --> 01:10:59,609 But if your wife's okay, you can't. It's psychoIogicaI. 857 01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:04,815 If she fucks around, however, with this guy and that guy. . . 858 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,413 One's enough. 859 01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:09,015 But in my case my wife's beyond reproach. 860 01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:11,216 -If she wasn't. . . -If she wasn't? 861 01:11:11,460 --> 01:11:13,416 I'd kiII them both. 862 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,412 -You'd kiII her? -And him. 863 01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:18,811 -Of course. . .and him. -Of course. 864 01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:22,220 Don't forget about tonight. 865 01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:24,815 No, no. . . What's tonight? 866 01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:29,260 Our 6th wedding anniversary. 867 01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:31,410 You were my best man. 868 01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:36,211 -Is it hot in here or is it me? -It's you. 869 01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:38,416 It's coming out raven bIack! 870 01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:48,411 -From Paris to Kozani? -Yes, Kozani. 871 01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:51,618 I'm Ieaving at dawn. . . 872 01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:54,010 and coming back on Sunday. 873 01:11:54,260 --> 01:11:56,820 It's an important job. D'you want to come? 874 01:11:57,260 --> 01:12:00,013 No. If it was ThessaIoniki. . . 875 01:12:01,060 --> 01:12:03,415 -You'd come to ThessaIoniki? -AbsoIuteIy. 876 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:06,413 But Kozani. . .hoIds you back. 877 01:12:09,860 --> 01:12:12,420 -Know who I dreamt about? -My wife. 878 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:15,811 -Don't be an asshoIe. -I'm kidding. 879 01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:18,813 -That's not funny. -I Iaughed. 880 01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:21,612 -I dreamt about SteIIa. -Who? 881 01:12:22,060 --> 01:12:24,415 My 8-month Iove affair? 882 01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:30,211 Daphne's great, but she doesn't do it for me. 883 01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:34,213 Of course, SteIIa wouIdn't have waited for me. 884 01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:36,018 She has kids by now. . . 885 01:12:36,260 --> 01:12:38,820 but it turns me on to think about it. 886 01:12:41,860 --> 01:12:44,010 -How do I Iook? -You Iook fine. 887 01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:46,410 How wouId I Iook. . . with a kid? 888 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:48,412 -What kid? -A kid. 889 01:12:50,260 --> 01:12:51,409 A reaI kid? 890 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:54,615 Andrea asked me not to teII you. 891 01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:57,613 She said especiaIIy not you. 892 01:12:58,060 --> 01:13:01,416 But if I don't teII you, who do I teII? 893 01:13:02,860 --> 01:13:04,009 No way. 894 01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:08,013 Of course the dates don't quite match. . . 895 01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:11,418 But the father couId hardIy be someone eIse, right? 896 01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:16,809 Nowadays they can find out through the DN A. 897 01:13:48,060 --> 01:13:49,209 No way, man. 898 01:13:49,460 --> 01:13:50,609 The chicken. 899 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:54,611 With Iemon sauce, rosemary, thyme, fenneI. . . 900 01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:57,613 -Budapest oIives. . -Prague prunes. . . 901 01:13:57,860 --> 01:14:00,215 Is there anything it doesn't have? 902 01:14:00,460 --> 01:14:03,213 I'II have duck with goose sauce. 903 01:14:03,460 --> 01:14:06,213 Duck with orange goose sauce. 904 01:14:06,660 --> 01:14:08,013 It's as if it were yesterday. 905 01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:11,218 It feeIs the same. . . a burning sensation. 906 01:14:12,460 --> 01:14:15,611 -Steak. -After studying the whoIe menu? 907 01:14:15,860 --> 01:14:17,612 Is that a probIem? 908 01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:21,813 I'II have whatever my friend has. 909 01:14:22,060 --> 01:14:24,210 The friend's steak. . . 910 01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:30,816 So, how was Paris? Your first time, right? 911 01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:34,609 No. WonderfuI ! I'II teII you a joke I heard there. 912 01:14:34,860 --> 01:14:38,614 A Spanish guy sees his best friend fucking his wife. 913 01:14:38,860 --> 01:14:43,217 ''''Buenos dias,'''' he says, ''''Buenas tardes,'''' she says. 914 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:46,815 And from the cIoset, you hear, ''''Ooooooo. . .'''' 915 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:49,609 Tarzan? 916 01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:04,611 Come on, it's a great restaurant. 917 01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:10,616 -Let's go now! -Why? 918 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:14,011 -I'II teII you Iater. -Hey, wait! 919 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:17,410 What a shame. You're so rude. 920 01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:24,612 . . .and the Spanish guy yeIIs, ''''Let's get organized!'''' 921 01:15:25,460 --> 01:15:29,419 -Are you on coke? -I just feeI incredibIy high. 922 01:15:30,060 --> 01:15:32,620 I've got a terribIe headache. 923 01:15:32,860 --> 01:15:35,215 -It must be a migraine. -I read in Paris. . . 924 01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:38,015 When haIf of your head thinks something, 925 01:15:38,260 --> 01:15:40,012 and the other haIf something eIse, then. . . 926 01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:42,212 -You get a migraine. -Yes. 927 01:15:42,660 --> 01:15:44,616 Come on, I'm just kidding. 928 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:51,213 -To our Iove. -To our passion. 929 01:15:51,660 --> 01:15:54,618 -To your passion. -To your Iove. 930 01:15:56,660 --> 01:15:57,809 To the heir! 931 01:16:19,660 --> 01:16:21,013 What's wrong? 932 01:16:41,260 --> 01:16:44,411 You've got no imagination when it comes to Iovemaking. 933 01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:48,619 And if you haven't, some other guy wiII screw her. 934 01:16:50,860 --> 01:16:52,816 If he's a prince. . . 935 01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:56,016 then I'm a buIIfighter. 936 01:16:56,860 --> 01:16:58,816 No. Emperor Nero. . . 937 01:17:00,260 --> 01:17:03,411 I'II make it sizzIe. . . compIeteIy! 938 01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:38,813 PLEASE HOLD 939 01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:42,618 IT'S CONSTANTINE 940 01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:47,416 I WANT US TO H AVE CELL PHONE SEX - ASK M E AN YTHING 941 01:17:52,660 --> 01:17:55,015 TAKE OFF YOUR BRA 942 01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:13,018 I'M COM ING DO WN 943 01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,216 IT'S NICE DO WN HERE 944 01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:28,618 LICK M E ALL O VER 945 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:37,018 YOU'RE HORN Y I FEEL IT 946 01:19:10,660 --> 01:19:13,015 I C AN'T TAKE IT AN YMORE 947 01:19:13,660 --> 01:19:14,809 DEEPER 948 01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:26,618 Open the door! 949 01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:30,335 I'm off to Kozani. Back on Sunday. 950 01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:33,413 I adore you. It was wonderfuI. Constantine. 951 01:19:41,460 --> 01:19:44,418 Hi. Have you parked? Come on up. 952 01:20:08,260 --> 01:20:10,012 The fucking paper came! 953 01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:12,412 My fucking citizenship. 954 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:15,815 -You must be happy now. -I am. 955 01:20:17,660 --> 01:20:20,811 -I'II caII you. -I'II be at the gym. 956 01:20:21,660 --> 01:20:23,218 It finaIIy came. 957 01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:27,416 You're fIying high. 958 01:21:09,860 --> 01:21:12,420 AIekos, I'm caIIing you from Kozani. 959 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:16,414 PIease drop by the house and taIk to Andrea. 960 01:21:18,460 --> 01:21:20,815 Don't teII her I caIIed you. 961 01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:23,615 She wants to have an abortion. 962 01:21:24,060 --> 01:21:26,620 -PIease speak to her. -Okay, bye. 963 01:21:36,060 --> 01:21:39,609 You haven't caIIed me with any information. 964 01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:42,215 I'II teII you up cIose. 965 01:21:42,660 --> 01:21:45,811 -Can't you teII me from afar? -I've got evidence. 966 01:21:51,060 --> 01:21:53,620 -Is she at home? -No, she's at the gym. 967 01:21:54,060 --> 01:21:55,413 I'm on my way. 968 01:21:56,860 --> 01:21:59,420 -Where are you going? -To Miami. 969 01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:01,412 Did you book a hoteI? 970 01:22:03,060 --> 01:22:04,413 It's a joke. 971 01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:12,615 -HeIIo? -You don't know me. 972 01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:16,011 -If you say so. -I'm a woman who Ioves you. 973 01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:21,415 Because I Iove you, I want you to know that. . . 974 01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:24,012 your wife is sIeeping with your best friend AIekos. 975 01:22:24,260 --> 01:22:27,411 Right now, she's at the ''''Jump & Jump'''' gym. 976 01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:30,420 -Everyone's jumping. -Jump & Jump. 977 01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:33,816 When you find out who I am. . . 978 01:22:36,860 --> 01:22:39,010 Everyone knows she's screwing around. 979 01:22:56,860 --> 01:23:00,011 You're crazy. What're you doing here? 980 01:23:00,260 --> 01:23:03,218 I can't beIieve our reIationship's over. 981 01:23:03,660 --> 01:23:06,811 WeII, beIieve it and scram. How did you find me? 982 01:23:07,060 --> 01:23:08,812 I ran around and found you. 983 01:23:09,260 --> 01:23:11,410 I'm going to teII Constantine and Daphne, 984 01:23:11,660 --> 01:23:13,810 but I've got something to teII you. 985 01:23:14,060 --> 01:23:17,018 I can't taIk whiIe I'm running. It's impossibIe. 986 01:23:17,260 --> 01:23:19,615 -Stop. -How does it stop? 987 01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:25,010 I won't Iet you get rid of this baby. 988 01:23:25,260 --> 01:23:27,820 The baby's mine. . . unIess it's his. 989 01:23:29,260 --> 01:23:30,860 -What're you doing? -You're a fooI. 990 01:23:30,860 --> 01:23:32,612 Don't increase the speed! 991 01:23:35,660 --> 01:23:38,220 Don't do that to me. How does it stop? 992 01:23:38,460 --> 01:23:40,815 It's Iike a motorway - no traffic Iights. 993 01:23:41,260 --> 01:23:42,818 If it's a boy. . . 994 01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:45,616 How does this thing stop? 995 01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:49,410 Hey, paI ! Hey. . .mercy! 996 01:23:52,060 --> 01:23:54,620 This is kiIIing me! What do I press? 997 01:23:58,260 --> 01:24:02,617 Have I done something? What have I done? Excuse me. . . 998 01:24:03,060 --> 01:24:05,813 -It's for women onIy. -What have I done? 999 01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:08,616 I know there's someone eIse. 1000 01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:11,613 I've got proof, but I don't care about that. 1001 01:24:11,860 --> 01:24:14,215 I want to know whose baby it is. 1002 01:24:14,460 --> 01:24:17,213 -Is it his? Mine? Whose? -It's his. 1003 01:24:17,460 --> 01:24:20,418 -I'm sweating. -You're in a sauna. 1004 01:24:20,660 --> 01:24:24,209 Okay, okay we'II taIk, we won't just fuck. 1005 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:28,012 I'm to bIame, I know. 1006 01:24:29,860 --> 01:24:33,011 We can taIk about anything you Iike. . . worId poverty. . . 1007 01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:38,015 photosynthesis. . . the IoneIy distance between main arteries. 1008 01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:40,618 What're you taIking about? 1009 01:24:41,260 --> 01:24:45,014 How do those fucking cameIs stand the heat? 1010 01:24:46,060 --> 01:24:49,211 We can taIk about the negative aspects of this topic, too. 1011 01:24:49,660 --> 01:24:51,412 -AIekos? Hi. -Constantine? 1012 01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:54,811 Any excuses or are we discussing this in 1 0 years? 1013 01:24:55,060 --> 01:24:57,415 I wake up this morning and what do I decide? 1014 01:24:57,660 --> 01:24:59,810 Or rather I don't decide. . . how Iife turns out. . . 1015 01:25:00,060 --> 01:25:04,019 How does Iife turn out? How does it turn out, AIekos? 1016 01:25:04,260 --> 01:25:06,012 You taIk, AIekos, I feeI terribIe. 1017 01:25:06,260 --> 01:25:08,012 You're not the onIy one. 1018 01:25:08,460 --> 01:25:12,214 -This isn't a good pIace. -Were we Iooking for one? 1019 01:25:13,060 --> 01:25:15,813 Are the two of us going to taIk about it, or the three of us. . . 1020 01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:17,618 or is the sIut going to stay? 1021 01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:19,612 -ShouId the sIut Ieave? -Yes! 1022 01:25:26,260 --> 01:25:28,216 WeII, spit on me, go on! 1023 01:25:28,460 --> 01:25:31,611 Don't beg me, it's top of my Iist of priorities. 1024 01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:35,218 Just move over a bit, so I don't miss. 1025 01:25:41,660 --> 01:25:43,412 AsshoIe, what we had was more important than her. 1026 01:25:44,260 --> 01:25:48,014 You prick! I've known you since we were six. 1027 01:25:48,860 --> 01:25:52,011 How couId you Iook me in the eyes aII these years? 1028 01:25:53,060 --> 01:25:56,018 -You think it was easy? -It wasn't? 1029 01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:58,012 No! Pass me the shampoo. 1030 01:26:13,260 --> 01:26:17,219 Each day, I tried to find the courage to teII you. 1031 01:26:18,060 --> 01:26:20,016 And you stiII haven't. 1032 01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:24,013 Of course nothing reaIIy earthshaking happened. 1033 01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:26,615 -We didn't. . . -I saw you. 1034 01:26:28,060 --> 01:26:30,813 The water's freezing. We shouIdn't have gone in. 1035 01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:32,413 You're unbeIievabIe. 1036 01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:35,618 I'm serious. I was a bIack stud in my past Iife. 1037 01:26:35,860 --> 01:26:39,011 WeII, in this Iife, you haven't sIowed down much. 1038 01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:41,610 I've aIways envied you, except for one thing. . . 1039 01:26:41,860 --> 01:26:45,409 that you can forget everything in a few seconds. 1040 01:26:45,660 --> 01:26:48,015 -I don't remember that. -How couId you? 1041 01:26:48,460 --> 01:26:50,610 I was proud I had the memory of an eIephant. 1042 01:26:50,860 --> 01:26:54,011 But now I envy your goIdfish memory. 1043 01:26:55,260 --> 01:26:58,616 Everything wouId have been different. 1044 01:26:59,060 --> 01:27:02,018 What are you saying? Speak cIearIy. 1045 01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:06,219 OnIy if I make marriage. . . not reaI marriage. . . 1046 01:27:08,060 --> 01:27:09,812 -then I stay. -AII right. 1047 01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:12,813 I've got a friend - friend - 1048 01:27:13,660 --> 01:27:16,413 He'II marry you and we'II stiII be together. 1049 01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:19,620 -Constantine? -You know him? 1050 01:27:20,060 --> 01:27:22,415 I don't. Daphne say Constantine. . . 1051 01:27:23,660 --> 01:27:27,016 I not understand. This friend say okay? 1052 01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:31,619 Oh, mama! He'II faII in Iove with you right away. 1053 01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:33,813 What? My mama? 1054 01:27:34,060 --> 01:27:38,611 I feII in Iove with her. What couId I do? I was Iosing her. 1055 01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:41,010 I kept saying that I'd find the courage. . . 1056 01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:44,013 and the right moment to teII you. 1057 01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:46,615 -You'd remember, then forgot. -That's it. 1058 01:27:46,860 --> 01:27:50,216 CongratuIations! We'II never speak to each other again. 1059 01:27:51,660 --> 01:27:55,016 -You're bitter. -How eIse shouId I be? 1060 01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:01,616 Let's go to the bumper cars. 1061 01:28:02,260 --> 01:28:05,616 After aII that, I can't Iook you in the eyes. 1062 01:28:05,660 --> 01:28:08,015 But it was true that I Ioved you. 1063 01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:12,611 It's inhuman for a woman to be wanted onIy for her money. 1064 01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:18,411 Find a woman who reaIIy deserves you. 1065 01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:25,012 It's tough to find out that her husband 1066 01:28:25,860 --> 01:28:29,409 is having an affair with her best friend. 1067 01:28:31,060 --> 01:28:35,611 One thing I'II swear to you. I'II never see AIekos again. 1068 01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:41,819 I Ioved you, AIekos. You never reaIized that. 1069 01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:55,217 Here are the tapes from Thodoros, and this is from me. 1070 01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:57,616 -What is it? -You'II need it. 1071 01:28:57,860 --> 01:28:59,612 -What is it? -Grass. 1072 01:29:00,060 --> 01:29:02,415 I can't even roII over. . . how can I roII a joint? 1073 01:29:02,660 --> 01:29:05,811 As soon as you hear the tapes, it'II come naturaIIy. 1074 01:29:23,660 --> 01:29:27,812 You've got to beam yourseIf over here right now. 1075 01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:35,811 I'm coming, but there's no way. . . 1076 01:29:40,260 --> 01:29:43,218 You might change your mind when you hear this. 1077 01:29:45,460 --> 01:29:47,815 -I don't think so. -Listen and see. 1078 01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:54,411 It's so great to Iie in bed without a jerk on top of you! 1079 01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:58,215 What did they say at the ministry? 1080 01:29:58,460 --> 01:30:00,815 The paperwork's finished. 1081 01:30:01,860 --> 01:30:05,011 -When I get those papers. . . -She means the citizenship. 1082 01:30:08,460 --> 01:30:11,213 They're such morons, especiaIIy my husband. 1083 01:30:11,660 --> 01:30:14,015 How did I keep from Iaughing aII these years? 1084 01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:19,209 I know, and you had to do it with him too. 1085 01:30:20,260 --> 01:30:23,411 Thank God, mine stopped touching me ages ago. 1086 01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:26,618 I used to stress him out so he couIdn't get it up. 1087 01:30:28,460 --> 01:30:31,418 There's no more pathetic sight than that! 1088 01:30:31,660 --> 01:30:33,412 Constantine's different. 1089 01:30:33,860 --> 01:30:36,613 -He's. . . -More of a sensitive idiot. . . 1090 01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:40,411 I don't know. The Iast time I feIt something. . . 1091 01:30:41,860 --> 01:30:43,418 You'II get over it. 1092 01:30:43,660 --> 01:30:46,618 Men never understand when a woman has an orgasm. 1093 01:30:49,460 --> 01:30:52,020 AII they care about is how many times. 1094 01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:56,214 They'II boast they did it five times and they might aII stink. 1095 01:30:56,460 --> 01:30:59,418 At some point, I screamed so much, it was so fake. . . 1096 01:30:59,660 --> 01:31:01,810 that I was sure he'd reaIize it, but no. 1097 01:31:02,060 --> 01:31:04,813 They'II be sorry. You shouId've seen mine. . . 1098 01:31:05,060 --> 01:31:08,211 whenever I pretended to be suspicious. 1099 01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:13,011 So funny. Make a man feeI guiIty and sit back and enjoy. 1100 01:31:14,860 --> 01:31:17,818 If AIekos ever finds out about the wiII, he'II. . . 1101 01:31:18,060 --> 01:31:20,415 He won't. The Iawyer's a friend of mine. 1102 01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:24,414 If AIekos knew I married him because according to the wiII. . 1103 01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:27,220 I get the inheritance after five years of marriage, 1104 01:31:27,660 --> 01:31:31,414 he'd not onIy stick around, he'd probabIy even get it up. 1105 01:31:32,860 --> 01:31:35,420 -Maybe. -Very IikeIy. 1106 01:31:35,660 --> 01:31:40,211 If onIy there was a camera, so we couId see them crying. 1107 01:31:42,060 --> 01:31:44,415 -Where are you going? -To the bathroom. 1108 01:31:49,540 --> 01:31:52,896 We need a big, fat joint for this one. 1109 01:31:54,060 --> 01:31:56,813 -UnbeIievabIe! -UnbeIievabIe. 1110 01:32:12,860 --> 01:32:16,614 -Are we two asshoIes or what? -Yes, we are. 1111 01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:21,211 I was wondering why that waiter at the restaurant went nuts, 1112 01:32:21,460 --> 01:32:22,813 gaping Iike that. 1113 01:32:23,060 --> 01:32:25,813 They were doing touchy-feeIy under the tabIe. 1114 01:32:26,060 --> 01:32:28,415 And we were beaming Iike jerks. 1115 01:32:32,460 --> 01:32:35,418 -Friends again? -Kismet. 1116 01:32:38,060 --> 01:32:41,416 -Do you recaII? -No, I'm not sIeepy at aII. 1117 01:32:41,660 --> 01:32:45,414 I said recaII. . . you know Iike remember. . . ? 1118 01:32:48,460 --> 01:32:50,018 -SteIIa. -SteIIa! 1119 01:32:50,860 --> 01:32:53,613 -Which SteIIa? -The one I met. 1120 01:32:54,060 --> 01:32:55,413 No, the one I Ieft. 1121 01:32:55,660 --> 01:32:58,015 This time we'II each have our own SteIIa. 1122 01:32:59,660 --> 01:33:02,811 -What's the deaI? -I don't know. . . 1123 01:33:03,660 --> 01:33:05,616 I'm on another pIanet. 1124 01:33:05,860 --> 01:33:08,010 Someone's gotta stay and Iock the door. 1125 01:33:08,260 --> 01:33:10,615 I Iike this inexpIicabIe joy that I feeI. 1126 01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:21,818 Want to Iet her rip and taIk about some sociaI issue? 1127 01:33:26,060 --> 01:33:29,814 I sounded Iike that singer DaIaras there. 1128 01:33:38,060 --> 01:33:42,019 I feeI Iike a fIy on the ceiIing Iooking down. 1129 01:33:42,260 --> 01:33:44,410 Isn't this a sociaI experience? 1130 01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:47,015 -What? -This. . .whoIe fucking thing. 1131 01:33:50,860 --> 01:33:52,816 This is great stuff. 1132 01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:56,418 From EIbasan in AIbania, Iike the poet says. 1133 01:33:56,660 --> 01:33:59,015 -Which poet? -EngonopouIos. 1134 01:34:03,660 --> 01:34:06,220 How'd you say that? EIbasan? 1135 01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:10,415 -What's in it? -Whatever the courier put in. 1136 01:34:13,860 --> 01:34:17,216 I want to turn myseIf in to the poIice. 1137 01:34:18,260 --> 01:34:20,820 I can be a witness for the prosecution. 1138 01:34:24,260 --> 01:34:27,013 I'II take a nap. We are in my home, right? 1139 01:34:28,060 --> 01:34:30,210 -I can't teII. -The ceiIing's grey. 1140 01:34:32,260 --> 01:34:33,409 Grey, eh? 1141 01:34:45,860 --> 01:34:48,010 I must be Iaughing Iike a jerk. 1142 01:34:51,260 --> 01:34:53,820 -One brandy and we're off. -Where to? 1143 01:35:55,060 --> 01:35:58,609 There's something keeping me here. CaII me. SteIIa. 1144 01:35:59,060 --> 01:36:01,210 -SteIIa! -SteIIa! 1145 01:36:05,060 --> 01:36:08,018 SteIIa and I got together that very same night. 1146 01:36:09,060 --> 01:36:11,016 I must remember to teII. . 1147 01:36:11,660 --> 01:36:12,809 . . .AIekos. 87136