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How we doin'?
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It's the most stressful day
of the year
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for Claire...
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our anniversary.
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She tends to leave her gift shopping
till the last minute,
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and the pressure
can really get to her.
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I'm great.
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Huh.
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- Oh, did you forget it's our...
- No.
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Happy Anniversary.
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You're strangely calm.
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Is this the legendary
realm beyond madness?
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I already got your gift.
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And I nailed it.
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I even stayed below
the $100 limit.
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- You?
- Oh, you'll be quite pleased.
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Once I find something.
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This time I left my shopping
till the last minute,
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maybe just to give Claire
a chance at our competition.
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Am I too competitive?
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I mean,
she does often say,
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"Phil, do you always
have to finish first?"
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Joe, I'm coming for you.
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Hey, have you guys seen Joe?
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Aw, man!
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You found me so easy.
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But that was for fun.
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Hide and seek?
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What am I, 4?
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I'm here because Luke has
the new zombie video game
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that my mom would never let me play.
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So... what else?
What else?
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Hey, didn't you get
a new video game?
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Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
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- Did you see her yesterday?
- No, why?
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That's what she says
when she realizes
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she just slept through
an entire day.
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So, my boss went away
for the weekend,
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and I realized I left my phone
at her house.
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There's a doggy door,
but then I would have to find a dog,
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somehow learn how train it
to go inside, and then find it.
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- And I don't know where to get a...
- Honey...
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Oh my God, duh.
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Joe, you have a dog.
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Come on.
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*MODERN FAMILY*
Season 09 Episode 18
Episode Title: "Daddy Issues"
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Now see, this is when
entertainment was classy.
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Max Feldman wore a tux,
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the audience smoked cigars.
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And his act is as fresh today
as it was in the '70s.
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What are you, an Eskimo?
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You got 50 words for "snow,"
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but apparently
none for "toothbrush."
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I don't understand
why you guys like that man.
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He's a bully.
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See, this is why we're not bringing you
to his show tonight.
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You don't get the jokes,
you ask questions the whole time...
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It ruins the experience.
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I understand funny jokes.
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This is not funny.
This is mean.
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He just told that guy that
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he looked like
a beef jerky wearing a tuxedo.
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And that guy was Ronald Reagan
and he loved it!
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I hope
Feldman zetzes me tonight.
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- Is that why you're wearing that shirt?
- Huh? No.
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Anyways, I'm gonna go
and run some errands.
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If Jorge arrives
before I'm back,
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please don't bore him
with this stuff.
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Jorge was this steamy Latin musician
your mother used to date.
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Apparently she feels
she has to invite him here,
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instead of just thinking about him
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while she pages through
a high-school yearbook
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on her third Scotch
like a normal person.
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Jay, don't be jealous.
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It was 20 years ago,
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and I only dated him
for six months.
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And we never had
what you and I have.
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Well, that's nice to hear.
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It was only physical.
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Manny...
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you're gonna learn
something today.
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I try to learn something
every day.
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It keeps me young,
or nuori, as they say in Finnish.
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Assuming you stop
saying stuff like that,
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one day you will be married,
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and eventually the ex will show up
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sniffing around,
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puffing out his pretty-boy chest,
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which is your cue
to go alpha.
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Don't you think Mom
will get annoyed
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when she sees you being rude
to an old friend?
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Not at all. Deep down,
she wants to see me vanquish
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all who came before.
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It's basic animal stuff.
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Oh, I get it.
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My girlfriend Karen
was pretty frisky the other night
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after her ex showed up,
and I bested him
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in a chocolate-souffl� bake-off.
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I don't need to tell you
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my souffl� wasn't
the only sweet brown dish
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she devoured that night.
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- Because...?
- I also made molasses cookies.
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I've learned
to ask the second question.
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I don't even remember
what the fight was about.
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Uh-huh. Then why does your teacher
want to have a chat with us?
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- Maybe she has trouble meeting people.
- Ah.
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Hey.
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Oh, that is a... that's bold.
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- It's too young, isn't it?
- No!
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Oh God, these things
have lie detectors now.
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Sir, please give me your bag.
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Oh... we... well, the cashier probably
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just forgot to take
a security tag off of the...
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Where did that come from?
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Possible 488.
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No. I wouldn't steal a bra!
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I don't wear bras!
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Oh. Well, maybe once.
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Our friend Pepper had
a "Turning 50 is a Drag" party.
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Yeah,
he's had five of those.
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- So...
- Sir, please come with me.
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No... No, no, no, no, no.
Mitchell, call a lawyer!
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- I'm a lawyer.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, but you've lost more suits
than a Men's Wearhouse in a tornado.
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April Fool's!
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They thought you were
a shoplifter!
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Burn!
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A fight at school,
and now a shoplifting prank?
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If you wanted to rebel,
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why don't you just put
a pink streak in your hair?
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- I told you, I don't want one.
- But you would look so cute.
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Okay, well, whatever this phase is,
I'm not a fan.
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I blame us.
We've been far too permissive.
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Agreed. You are grounded
for one month, Missy!
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We got
the Cirque du Soleil tickets.
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- Except for Cirque du Soleil!
- And the Disneyland trip.
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And for Disneyland!
But you are not going to
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Christina's slumber party tonight
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- no matter how much...
- We have reservations at Cactus.
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Okay, Christina's slumber party
is the last one for a while.
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Right. That's right.
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Scented candles.
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The simpleton's choice.
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The perfect gift has three elements...
not something you'd buy for yourself,
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takes you on an emotional journey,
that journey is on a ship...
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A showmanship.
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Mm.
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I mean, finding a gift
that has all three is challenging,
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but here's the thing.
Bad ideas aren't your enemy.
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In fact,
sometimes if you free-associate
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from the bad ideas,
you discover great ones.
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Let's try it.
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Sir, would you like
a bonsai tree?
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Novelty key chain.
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First thing
that popped into the noodle.
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It's terrible.
Let's see what that key unlocks.
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Novelty key chain.
Novelty lock.
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Loch Ness Monster.
Monster bike.
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Bike lock. Padlock.
Mouse pad. Novelty mouse pad!
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Novelty key chain!
What... just... happened?
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It was like my muse
just disappeared.
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And she wasn't coming back.
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Soap?! She's not your
grandma, Phil!
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If I don't care that
it mops, dusts, squeegees,
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and lights up,
would I care that Stacey Keach says
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it's the last cleaning tool
you'll ever need?
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Box of chocolates.
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Count Chocula.
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Chaka Khan, conman,
Isle of Man.
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"I Love Lucy," Lucy Liu.
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Lululemon, lemon peel.
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"Key & Peele," key chain!
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Novelty key chain?!
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No! No!
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- Laundry, right?
- Oh, it never ends.
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I heard that.
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- Happy Anniversary, by the way.
- Thank you.
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Did you get anything
special for Phil?
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Kid's smooth like butter.
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Just like I coached him.
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I am very excited
about the present I got for Phil.
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Come on over here.
Come on closer.
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But you have to promise
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that you are not gonna
tell anybody.
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Talk to papa.
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I don't want anybody else
to hear what it is.
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It's a really good secret.
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And the present is...
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Ow!
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Why would you do that?!
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My ears are still developing!
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Nice try, Phil.
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That's so funny!
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Oh. Hey, honey.
How are you?
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I'm so sorry.
I have to take this.
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Oh, boy.
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Hello, Robert...
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Not too much. How are you?
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There are a lot of ways
you can establish status
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over another man,
like Jorge.
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A firm handshake...
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displays of wealth...
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and feats of strength.
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Interesting.
Moving that rug
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was the hardest thing
in the world for you
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when I needed to practice
tap dancing.
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There are also more
subtle moves,
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what I call micro-aggressions.
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Call him by the wrong name.
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Throws him off the moment he meets you.
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You must be Huevos!
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Jay! Pleasure.
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Jorge de la Selva.
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In English, it's George of the Jungle,
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so I stick with Spanish.
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- Hey, who's got the great taste?
- That would be me!
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Nice!
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Uh, hello...
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So, you and Gloria...
you used to, uh...
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Yep.
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Hey, so he was
a little more handsome
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than you were expecting,
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but pull yourself together,
man.
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Now, fights are very common
at Lily's age.
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I mean,
so many parents ask me,
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"What happened to my
sweet little kid,"
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and I say, "that's puberty."
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Puberty? Well, Lily's a
little young for that, so...
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What is this? The inner ear?
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That is
the female reproductive system.
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- Oh.
- Cam.
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Oops. Heh.
I dropped the, uh...
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I want to say egg chute,
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but I know it's probably
something more Latin-y.
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It can be a challenge
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when a child enters
into adolescence,
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so I was thinking...
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does Lily have any aunts
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or any other female figures I
n her life?
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Yes, why?
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Well, she might want
to talk to a woman
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about what she's going through.
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Okay. I see.
So meaning, as a gay couple,
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we're not up to the task
of raising a daughter on our own.
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- No... - Okay.
- Mitchell, I'm stuck.
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I'm just saying that
Lily may be self-conscious
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talking to men...
even her dads...
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about certain
female body issues.
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Did she tell you
what the fight was about?
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- Yes. Obviously.
- Yes, we are a very open family.
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It's not like we wouldn't
just not follow up.
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And what did she tell you?
253
00:08:48,184 --> 00:08:49,986
- Uh, that... a boy..?
- A...
254
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,029
- No.
- Girl.
255
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,355
A girl tried to snap Lily's...
256
00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,622
- Finger!
- Bra.
257
00:08:53,691 --> 00:08:55,958
- But Lily doesn't have a bra.
- Exactly.
258
00:08:56,098 --> 00:08:57,389
And now she's getting teased,
259
00:08:57,466 --> 00:08:59,622
because unlike the other girls,
she doesn't have a...
260
00:08:59,691 --> 00:09:02,280
- Oh, just say it. A mom.
- A bra.
261
00:09:02,405 --> 00:09:03,428
- Oh.
- Okay, so...
262
00:09:03,505 --> 00:09:06,553
Oh, that wasn't a joke when she
stuffed that bra in your bag.
263
00:09:06,622 --> 00:09:07,926
She wants one. She's just...
264
00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:10,270
she was too embarrassed
to ask for it.
265
00:09:10,471 --> 00:09:11,575
Oh, boy.
266
00:09:11,644 --> 00:09:13,498
You don't think this is gon...
gonna come up
267
00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:14,811
at the slumber party, do you?
268
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,387
Not Christina S's slumber party?
269
00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:17,676
- Yes.
- Oh, God.
270
00:09:17,745 --> 00:09:20,450
She single handedly sent
our lunch lady back to rehab.
271
00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:23,053
I would strongly consider
bringing Lily...
272
00:09:23,122 --> 00:09:24,487
Thank you, we got it.
273
00:09:24,556 --> 00:09:25,581
Mm.
274
00:09:25,658 --> 00:09:26,729
Obviously you were gonna say
275
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,442
we should bring Lily... home?
276
00:09:29,555 --> 00:09:32,018
Actually, I was going to say
bring Lily a training... bra.
277
00:09:32,087 --> 00:09:33,708
- Training bra!
- A train set! Bra.
278
00:09:33,777 --> 00:09:36,028
See? We all said training bra
at the same time.
279
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,420
Oh, wow. This crema is incredible.
280
00:09:41,489 --> 00:09:43,661
The secret is Amore beans
from Guatemala.
281
00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:45,224
Low-acid, shade-grown,
282
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,731
individually massaged
by an order of hill nuns.
283
00:09:47,807 --> 00:09:50,300
Oh, I'm very familiar
with the Amore bean.
284
00:09:50,419 --> 00:09:52,418
I get why you have trouble
vanquishing this guy.
285
00:09:52,487 --> 00:09:54,715
- MHe's perfect.
- So, Jorge, um,
286
00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:57,762
you were Gloria's boyfriend
right before Javier?
287
00:09:57,894 --> 00:09:59,518
Yeah, and a little during, you know?
288
00:09:59,587 --> 00:10:01,502
She kinda bounced around
between the two of us.
289
00:10:01,579 --> 00:10:03,240
Um, where is she anyway?
290
00:10:03,309 --> 00:10:04,934
I got to be
at a Dodger game in an hour.
291
00:10:05,059 --> 00:10:06,379
Oh, you like sports?
292
00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:07,726
That's fantastic!
293
00:10:07,803 --> 00:10:10,333
I tried to get this one into baseball.
No go.
294
00:10:10,489 --> 00:10:12,161
Actually, I hate baseball.
295
00:10:12,294 --> 00:10:14,153
I'm here to sing the national anthem.
296
00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:15,334
I'm an opera singer.
297
00:10:15,411 --> 00:10:17,039
I just finished two months
at La Scala.
298
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,067
The house that
Toscanini built?!
299
00:10:19,136 --> 00:10:20,856
Yeah, well, it's been rebuilt
a few times.
300
00:10:20,925 --> 00:10:22,902
You know, a bunch of opera
singers prancing around.
301
00:10:22,971 --> 00:10:24,685
It, uh, takes its toll
on the foundation.
302
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,036
- Yeah.
- Hey.
303
00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:28,184
I'm here to pick up Mom's old boombox
from storage?
304
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,817
She needs it for...
305
00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,981
How many Mannys do you see
through these things?
306
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,908
That's Gloria's ex-boyfriend.
307
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,676
Wait, how far ex?
308
00:10:36,817 --> 00:10:38,458
Roughly 20 years.
309
00:10:38,946 --> 00:10:40,137
Oh, my God.
310
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,911
Is... Is it possible?
What does Gloria say?
311
00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,254
She hasn't even seen him yet.
312
00:10:43,323 --> 00:10:44,341
The odd bit is,
313
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,342
these two clones
don't see the resemblance.
314
00:10:46,411 --> 00:10:48,622
Maybe she won't either?
I'm not gonna force it on her.
315
00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:50,123
I mean, it's no easy thing to say
316
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,482
"Is there a chance
you're so dumb
317
00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,483
you don't even know
who the father of your baby is?"
318
00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:56,426
We could do a DNA test.
I could do one at the lab at school.
319
00:10:56,495 --> 00:10:58,013
And then you would have
a definitive answer.
320
00:10:58,081 --> 00:10:59,575
If it comes back negative,
321
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,413
mm, you don't even really
have to tell Gloria.
322
00:11:01,481 --> 00:11:02,748
Well, what do you need,
saliva?
323
00:11:02,817 --> 00:11:04,202
We take these two down to the Sizzler,
324
00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:06,366
and you squeegee what you need
off the salad-bar window?
325
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:07,989
They use hairs now!
326
00:11:09,956 --> 00:11:12,903
"But we hanged Wichita Willy
yesterday," said the sheriff.
327
00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:15,067
"Could he be back for revenge?"
328
00:11:15,292 --> 00:11:16,653
That's when they looked up
329
00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,668
and there was Wichita Willy,
330
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:21,231
the noose still dangling
from his neck.
331
00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:28,756
Hey, sweetie. What you guys doing?
332
00:11:28,825 --> 00:11:30,521
Have you heard of
Twice Hung Willy?
333
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,366
Um, yes, I'm familiar
with his films, but...
334
00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:33,678
What are you doing here?
335
00:11:33,747 --> 00:11:35,069
There's something
we forgot to pack for you.
336
00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:36,249
Can... can I talk to you for a second?
337
00:11:36,317 --> 00:11:39,036
- No. It's girls only.
- Yeah, no, but you're gonna love it.
338
00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:40,132
What is it?
339
00:11:40,231 --> 00:11:41,845
Oh, it's not for you, Christina.
340
00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:43,046
- Uh...
- Oh, God.
341
00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,711
Lily...?
342
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,950
Why does your dad have a fallopian tube?
343
00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:48,352
- That's what it is.
- Oh.
344
00:11:48,429 --> 00:11:49,649
What's wrong with you?!
345
00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:51,585
Calm down, okay?
Your father was fiddling
346
00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:52,999
with your teacher's reproductive organ.
347
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,654
Oh, my God! Ms. Wolfe?!
348
00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:56,223
No, ju... the model on her desk.
349
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,895
And then he put his finger into it,
350
00:11:57,972 --> 00:11:59,259
and then he couldn't...
351
00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:00,923
- Well, now mine's stuck!
- Okay, let me...
352
00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:02,527
- Okay, this is tight.
- Push your finger through.
353
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,472
Oh, no.
354
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:05,069
- Are they like this in real life?
- I don't think so.
355
00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:06,147
This is gross!
356
00:12:06,216 --> 00:12:07,267
No. It's not gross, okay?
357
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:09,204
Nothing about
your body is gross to us.
358
00:12:09,273 --> 00:12:11,189
Yes. Not your cycles,
not your fluids...
359
00:12:11,258 --> 00:12:14,736
Oh my God, just stop talking forever.
Just go!
360
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:18,078
Oh, well, that was a disaster.
361
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:20,362
You know, maybe it's just time
we start to admit
362
00:12:20,431 --> 00:12:21,485
that straight couples
have strengths
363
00:12:21,553 --> 00:12:23,204
that we don't, you know?
364
00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:26,525
And maybe moms know
more about girls than we do.
365
00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:28,642
Is it time to start
farming some of this girl stuff out?
366
00:12:28,711 --> 00:12:30,674
- Yeah, but to who?
- Claire's an over-sharer.
367
00:12:30,743 --> 00:12:32,663
Gloria... is her body
even human?
368
00:12:32,781 --> 00:12:34,618
Haley knows less than Lily.
369
00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:36,533
- So who do we go to? Alex?
- I guess.
370
00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:38,732
I mean, it'll be dull,
but it'll be right.
371
00:12:38,969 --> 00:12:41,782
- Let's prank call Milo again.
- You totally like him.
372
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,010
I do not!
I just want to torture him.
373
00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:45,924
Okay... so, see, are we supposed to hear
something like that
374
00:12:45,992 --> 00:12:47,227
- and say nothing?
- Yes, we are.
375
00:12:47,296 --> 00:12:48,252
- Come on.
- Okay, hi.
376
00:12:48,321 --> 00:12:49,541
If you want to get a boy's attention,
377
00:12:49,609 --> 00:12:51,815
you know, a prank call
is probably not the move.
378
00:12:51,892 --> 00:12:52,916
Dad!
379
00:12:52,985 --> 00:12:54,922
Cam, this is not our place.
But, he's not wrong.
380
00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:56,353
I just like to make him mad!
381
00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:58,039
Yeah, well,
we just thought you liked him
382
00:12:58,108 --> 00:13:00,283
and you wanted to know
the best way to get his attention,
383
00:13:00,351 --> 00:13:02,353
but... apparently not.
So good night.
384
00:13:02,422 --> 00:13:03,640
Wait!
385
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:06,456
Okay. Okay, so,
who's Milo's best friend?
386
00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:08,198
- Barrett.
- Okay, you're gonna text Milo,
387
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:12,243
"You're hilarious! Crying-laughing face,
and winky face emoji."
388
00:13:12,312 --> 00:13:14,109
Then wait a beat.
Then you're gonna text back,
389
00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:15,954
"Oops, sorry. That was for Barrett.
390
00:13:16,023 --> 00:13:18,017
Neutral-face emoji
with straight-line mouth."
391
00:13:18,086 --> 00:13:20,875
Oh my God. Genius.
392
00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,759
Wow, I've never seen her smile.
393
00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:23,939
Dudes!
394
00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:25,407
Milo just texted me back.
395
00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:26,587
Okay, what'd he say?
396
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:29,422
"You're a jerk. Winky eye face
with the tongue hanging out."
397
00:13:29,515 --> 00:13:31,288
- Oh, you're in. You're in.
- Oh! Yeah.
398
00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:33,376
Do not text him back, okay?
399
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:34,696
But when you see him on Monday,
400
00:13:34,765 --> 00:13:36,509
walk right past him
and throw him a quick...
401
00:13:36,578 --> 00:13:37,602
"Hey."
402
00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:39,094
- Hey.
- Yes!
403
00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,705
All right, you girls got it from here.
404
00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:41,939
We have a dinner reservation.
405
00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:44,094
Hey, I saw what you put in the bag.
406
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:45,165
Thanks.
407
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:46,922
You're welcome, sweetie.
And we love you.
408
00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:48,806
Are you gonna be this cool
when I like a boy?
409
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,932
- Oh, no. No.
- No. Not a chance.
410
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,648
- Good, you're home.
- One second.
411
00:13:57,717 --> 00:13:59,679
Papi, you look great
in that new shirt!
412
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,942
- So handsome!
- Gloria!
413
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,786
Oh. I thought you were Manny.
414
00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:07,413
Good. You're caught up now.
415
00:14:07,692 --> 00:14:09,014
I know I put on a few,
416
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,951
but they don't take you
seriously as an opera singer
417
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,154
when you're too skinny.
418
00:14:12,223 --> 00:14:14,398
Do you know what happens
when the thin lady sings?
419
00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,097
The show just keeps going.
420
00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:18,317
It's so wonderful to see you.
421
00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:21,435
I'm gonna go and open a bottle of wine.
422
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,607
Do you think that Jorge could be...?
423
00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:29,146
Jorge mentioned you bounced around
424
00:14:29,223 --> 00:14:30,280
between him and Javier.
425
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,200
How much bouncing did you do?
426
00:14:33,224 --> 00:14:35,419
Technically, it's possible.
427
00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:36,650
Oh, my God.
428
00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:39,452
- How is Manny going to handle this?
- Not great.
429
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:41,521
You know he doesn't respond well
to surprises.
430
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,272
Remember how upset he got
431
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,709
when he found out
those mashed potatoes
432
00:14:44,778 --> 00:14:46,092
were really just whipped
cauliflower?
433
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,692
What are we going to do?
434
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,716
- Okay, Grandpa, I got...
- Oh, Gloria, you're here.
435
00:14:50,785 --> 00:14:53,827
What do you bring with you,
besides that guilty look?
436
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:56,483
Okay, in order to get
a definitive answer,
437
00:14:56,552 --> 00:14:59,005
I had Alex perform a DNA test.
438
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,967
You got them both to spit?
439
00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:02,786
- They use hair now.
- Eugh.
440
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,911
Hey, lotion's on the sink, Jorge.
441
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,521
Hey, turns out I'm not the only one
442
00:15:06,591 --> 00:15:08,239
who suffers from dry naval.
443
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:12,247
Uh, Alex, why do you have a medical form
with my name on it?
444
00:15:13,716 --> 00:15:16,284
I don't think I should be
the one to explain this.
445
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,239
Manny... as you know,
446
00:15:21,372 --> 00:15:23,597
your mother and Jorge
had a relationship.
447
00:15:23,851 --> 00:15:24,975
You're a lot alike,
448
00:15:25,044 --> 00:15:27,204
and it made us curious as to whether...
449
00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:29,591
Uh, are... are you saying...
450
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,271
This is a DNA test.
451
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,935
Your mom didn't even find out
until today.
452
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,404
So... I...
453
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,982
I... I don't even know how to react.
454
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,715
So my whole childhood was a lie?
455
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,334
I thought Javier was my dad.
456
00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:45,428
Now he's just some stranger
who gave me baths?
457
00:15:45,497 --> 00:15:46,747
Listen, buddy.
458
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:48,614
It's not who brings you into the world.
459
00:15:48,683 --> 00:15:50,245
It's what you do when you're there.
460
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:51,691
You're not Javier.
461
00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,163
You're not this guy. You're you.
462
00:15:53,325 --> 00:15:54,919
And what you are is amazing.
463
00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:57,592
And for the record,
I've been your dad since you were 10,
464
00:15:57,661 --> 00:15:59,935
and I'm gonna be your dad
until I'm gone.
465
00:16:00,739 --> 00:16:03,103
I love you,
and I always will.
466
00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:04,911
I love you too, Jay.
467
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,666
Ha! April Fool's!
468
00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:16,394
Now who doesn't understand
469
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:17,627
- a joke?!
- What?
470
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,317
I never dated Jorge!
471
00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:22,440
He's the butcher
at the grocery store!
472
00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:24,892
I just thought
that he looked like Manny!
473
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:26,689
Why would you do that?
474
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:30,244
Because you said
that I didn't understand funny.
475
00:16:30,409 --> 00:16:32,488
I didn't know you were going
to take the prank this far.
476
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,878
You made Grandpa cry.
477
00:16:33,947 --> 00:16:35,526
I know! He was like,
478
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,752
"I love you and I always will."
479
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,933
Okay, look, I'm out.
480
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,931
Uh, I used to raise veal,
481
00:16:45,064 --> 00:16:46,768
and this has to be
the cruelest thing
482
00:16:46,837 --> 00:16:48,377
I've ever been a part of.
483
00:16:50,665 --> 00:16:52,331
Okay, almost there...
almost there...
484
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,425
Hang on. One second.
485
00:16:53,494 --> 00:16:55,655
Claire's gift involved a blindfold
486
00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:57,205
and a second location...
487
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,736
showmanship of the highest order.
488
00:16:58,822 --> 00:17:01,278
To make things worse,
the clock ran out on me.
489
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,455
My gift...
490
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:04,625
I settled...
491
00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:07,150
I can't even say it out loud.
492
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,135
And...
493
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,370
Ta-da!
494
00:17:10,516 --> 00:17:12,017
Oh, my God.
495
00:17:12,086 --> 00:17:13,634
Our old apartment.
496
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:17,542
I know. I was noodling around
on Airbnb a couple of weeks ago
497
00:17:17,611 --> 00:17:19,667
and it was just right there listed.
498
00:17:19,736 --> 00:17:21,831
Unbelievable.
499
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,698
It's $85 for the night,
500
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:26,503
$6 for our old favorite
Arizona fish sticks,
501
00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:28,393
which you will smell
warming right now...
502
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:31,558
$3 for t
he "Forget Paris" rental.
503
00:17:31,627 --> 00:17:34,884
Aw, you even found cans of
the wine we used to like.
504
00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:36,714
You completely nailed it.
505
00:17:36,783 --> 00:17:39,276
I know.
I really did! I did! I did!
506
00:17:39,345 --> 00:17:41,417
And it was the first time ever.
507
00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:42,627
And...
508
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,159
I really want this feeling to last.
509
00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:45,205
Would it be weird
if I asked you
510
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,018
not to give me your gift
until tomorrow?
511
00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:48,441
- You got it.
- Yes!
512
00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:50,393
In fact, I might, uh...
513
00:17:50,462 --> 00:17:52,159
I might sneak off
and trade this in
514
00:17:52,228 --> 00:17:53,472
for something really terrible
515
00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,018
just to seal your victory.
516
00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:56,252
All right.
517
00:17:56,322 --> 00:17:58,408
Now let's get this party
started.
518
00:17:58,962 --> 00:18:00,347
- No.
- Mm.
519
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:02,331
- The old mixtape I made you?
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,472
Oh, yeah.
"Songs in the key of Phil."
521
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:06,960
- Oh, no!
- Oh. Oh.
522
00:18:07,037 --> 00:18:08,795
Aw, no. Wait, hang out.
523
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,759
- It's not going back in.
- You know what?
524
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,993
Sometimes it's nice
to not have music.
525
00:18:14,444 --> 00:18:16,373
Well, I'm not listening to that
all night.
526
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:17,924
Oh.
527
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:21,673
I wonder if the old
intercom system still works.
528
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:22,946
Oh, yeah!
529
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,103
- Yeah.
- Give it to 'em.
530
00:18:25,181 --> 00:18:26,923
Tell 'em how I feel.
531
00:18:28,321 --> 00:18:29,490
Hey!
532
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:31,740
Hey! Ahh!
533
00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:33,123
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, oh, oh!
534
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,783
It's okay! Okay. No need to be alarmed.
535
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,220
- Oh, no, not the fish sticks!
- Okay...
536
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,428
Oh, oh, Phil?
537
00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:44,592
Open the window,
and it'll stop the alarm!
538
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,567
- Oh, God!
- Whoa!
539
00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:48,772
- Oh, God!
- Oh, it's okay!
540
00:18:48,849 --> 00:18:50,640
- Phil! Phil!
- Oh! I got you!
541
00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:52,242
- Okay...
- I got you!
542
00:18:52,311 --> 00:18:53,550
Okay. Oh, God.
543
00:18:53,683 --> 00:18:56,112
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
544
00:18:56,189 --> 00:18:58,348
- Waah!
- Wine is flammable?!
545
00:18:58,527 --> 00:18:59,542
No! But that is!
546
00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:00,889
Oh, God.
547
00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:03,077
Ahh... Ohh...
548
00:19:04,548 --> 00:19:05,691
Raccoons!
549
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,112
Oh, for God's sake, Phil,
just swear like an adult.
550
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,344
No!
551
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,221
Part of me always knew
this is how I was gonna go out.
552
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,524
In a wine fire surrounded by raccoons?
553
00:19:14,673 --> 00:19:15,821
Wait.
554
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,895
What is that?
555
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,767
Oh, my goodness. Oh, yes.
556
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,337
What... what is this?
557
00:19:30,353 --> 00:19:31,419
Ohh...
558
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:35,319
Ahh! Oh, yes!
559
00:19:35,388 --> 00:19:37,716
Yeh-ha! Yah! Yah! Yah!
560
00:19:37,841 --> 00:19:40,225
- Yeah! Get out!
- You shut your mouth!
561
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:41,421
Oh, yeah!
562
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:44,052
And since the neighbors
can't take a hint...
563
00:19:44,274 --> 00:19:45,365
Oh!
564
00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:47,583
That was amazing.
565
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:51,645
My dear, Nothing
but the best for you...
566
00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:54,493
on our anniversary.
567
00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:56,374
Now...
568
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,556
where were we?
569
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,720
Okay.
570
00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:04,352
Oh.
571
00:20:07,825 --> 00:20:09,152
May I have this dance?
572
00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:10,388
Yes.
573
00:20:10,825 --> 00:20:12,294
Oh...
574
00:20:12,427 --> 00:20:14,656
I am the luckiest girl in the world.
575
00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:16,122
- Shh.
- Mm.
576
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:20,265
- Did you get me a mop for our...?
- Shh.
577
00:20:24,268 --> 00:20:25,992
Come on.
578
00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:27,224
Honey, what happened?
579
00:20:27,308 --> 00:20:28,610
I spilled some milk.
580
00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:31,013
Apparently the only thing
this mop can't do is mop.
581
00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:33,033
Well, there's no use crying over it.
582
00:20:33,142 --> 00:20:34,370
Just call them and complain.
583
00:20:34,447 --> 00:20:35,928
Oh, you're right.
584
00:20:36,497 --> 00:20:38,794
This is your emergency moperator,
how can I help?
585
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,778
The mop function on my mop
isn't working.
586
00:20:42,927 --> 00:20:46,224
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm gonna
go ahead and do a remote reset,
587
00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:48,286
so you may notice your mop
gets extremely hot.
588
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:51,323
- Oh... Should I...
- I'm kidding.
589
00:20:51,995 --> 00:20:53,937
Good one, moperator.
590
00:20:54,014 --> 00:20:57,665
- You should have seen his face!
- I did! You're and adorable couple.
591
00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:58,907
Get rid of it.
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