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WAVES LAPPING
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MAN SPEAKING TONGAN
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Everything was happy
and it was a peaceful place here,
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until Jonah came along.
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HE CONTINUES IN TONGAN
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Jonah is like a fucking idiot.
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JONAH SHOUTS
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'He uses swear languages
most of the time.'
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I told you to wait,
you fucking pussy!
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'He's very annoying.
No-one likes him here.'
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I told you to fucking wait,
you dickhead!
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'The whole island's boring,
there's nothing to do.'
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Tonga's shit.
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And my uncle, he's a homo.
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SPEAKS TONGAN
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He is a very bully person.
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Come over! 'He hits the little kids
every time they play.'
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Coconuts! Give me coconuts!
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'He cannot leave them alone.'
Get the little girls!
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Come closer!
I won't do anything, I promise.
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'Most of the time, he's very
disrespectful of his aunties.'
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Hey!
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It's not my dick!
It's a bottle! It's a bottle!
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'He's very mean to my son, Komaki.
He's always picking on him.'
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THEY LAUGH
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Komaki has so many places
in his body to be beaten,
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but he only chooses
to hit his balls.
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Argh!
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Bastard!
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SPEAKS TONGAN
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'He writes his graffitis
around the house, and it's dirty.'
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MAN SPEAKING TONGAN
'He just pisses all of us off.'
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Argh!
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Suck it, Aunty!
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'A few weeks ago, it came to me
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'that I really wanted to kill him
because of what he did to my car.'
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These are my cousins.
I don't speak Tongan.
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I can't understand half the shit
they're saying.
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And I know a few rude words...
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HE SPEAKS TONGAN
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That means something really rude.
HE SPEAKS TONGAN
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I know I said that.
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Jonah always tells lies.
No, I don't.
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Hey, boys, in Australia, once
I beat the shit out of a kangaroo
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because it bit me on the dick.
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In Australia,
every boy gets a free Ferrari
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when they turn 16
from the government.
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In Australia, once,
I released a single
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and I won a Grammy award for it.
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A few weeks ago, I turned 14 and
I got my official Takalua tattoo.
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This is what you get
when you're an older boy
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and your dad decides that
you're brave enough and man enough.
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Boys, older boys, show.
All Takaluas get them.
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And the good thing is,
it protects you
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so, you know, if...
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if I went swimming
and a big shark came up,
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I could punch a shark in the head
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and the shark would die,
would just disintegrate.
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This is the Takalua link,
only Takalua boys can do it.
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We link arms, go like this, and
if you're strong, you go like this,
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pull hard, nothing breaks
the Takalua link.
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Pull as hard as you can apart, boys.
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See? Nothing breaks
the Takalua link.
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This is the boys' bedroom.
Show them where we sleep.
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This is where I sleep,
and this is Feke, my cousin.
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He sleeps here too.
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See this? This is my brother
back in Sydney, Moses.
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Moses is my favourite family person
ever and he's a really good singer.
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He's, like, the best singer
in the world.
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And one day, I'm going to take him
to America to get a record deal,
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and I'm going to be his manager.
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Boys, let's all pretend we're
asleep, show them how we sleep.
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SNORING
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Dad! Dad!
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Give me a hug.
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You've been a little dickhead,
haven't you?
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'Today, my dad and my Aunty Grace
came to visit me from Australia'
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to check on my behaviour.
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Look at this, Aunty!
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Wow! Beautiful. New tattoo.
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Hey, I've got a surprise for you.
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Moses! What are you doing here?
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'And the best thing is, they brought
my brother, Moses, here.'
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You've grown, motherfucker.
Yeah, you look big as, motherfucker!
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Shit! Fuck! This is everyone!
I can't believe you're here!
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'It was the best surprise ever.'
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REGGAE MUSIC
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Moses, let's do the Takalua link.
Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Dad, Dad, link me.
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Link arms with me. Fuck off!
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OK, I don't even want to do it
with you, anyway.
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I miss Jonah very, very much.
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And he can't stay here any more.
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But I want to take him home,
because I love him.
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MOSES SINGS
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Yeah, Moses!
The best singer in the world!
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He needs to come home to Australia,
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and he's pissing off his uncle
way too much.
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He needs discipline.
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We need to be very strict on him.
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We need to put him in a school
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where they won't put up
with his naughtiness.
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Argh!
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The having of church and God
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will help him to grow up to be
a strong and good man.
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See you, Tonga!
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Love you, Uncle!
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HE SHOUTS IN TONGAN
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He said, get fucked!
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'Going back to Australia,
it's going to be mean as.
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'I'm going to be good, I'm going
to get a good education,'
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I'm going to get into uni
and make my family proud.
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I can be a good boy if I want to be.
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MUSIC: "The Jump Awf" by Daniz
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Hey, Jonah, is that your brother?
Is that your brother, Jonah?
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Fuck, let's go! Let's go!
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Get away from my brother!
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You fucking homo!
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Get him in the locker!
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Get in! Get in the locker!
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Get the lock!
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Fucking homo!
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That's good work, boys.
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STEREO PLAYS HIP-HOP MUSIC
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Jonah! Yeah!
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Jonah, go!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Go on the floor,
go on the floor! Jonah!
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Jonah!
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You're in deep shit, Graydon wants
to kick your arse.
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Piss off, fatty!
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Did you put Graydon's little brother
in a locker and lock the door? No.
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Well, everyone saw you do it.
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He was bullying Moses,
he's a homo.
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Well, Graydon's pissed
and he's looking for you,
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so I'd hide, if I were you.
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I don't even care,
tell him to go marry his dick.
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He's in Year 12, Jonah, and he's
stronger and bigger than you,
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he's school captain,
so I'd watch out, if I were you.
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I don't care, get out of our area.
Go away, fatty!
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I don't want to talk to you!
It's a Year 9 area.
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By the way, I'm telling Dad tonight.
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Enjoy your hiding. Enjoy my dick.
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We'll go grab our food
from the canteen.
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Oi!
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Oi, dickhead!
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You put my little brother
in a locker? No.
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You're lying, he just told me
you did. Why do you believe him?
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It's fucking dangerous!
I'm telling the teachers, mate.
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He was bullying my brother!
I don't care. Go away, ranga.
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Did you just call me a ranga, mate?
Yeah, cos you are one.
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Listen, we're in Year 12,
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so I don't need to put up with
your Year 9 shit. I don't care!
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Don't fuck with my little brother.
Don't fuck with my face.
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Apologise for what you did.
Apologise to my dick.
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That doesn't make sense,
so I'm not going to do it.
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Your hair doesn't make sense.
Get out of my fucking area!
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Do you want a fucking go about this?
Yeah, I do!
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You seriously want a fight about
this? This is the Year 9 area!
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Get out, rangas!
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Oi! That's enough!
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Break it up!
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Graydon, you and your ranga mate...
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His little brother
was being a bully!
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You and your ranga mates
just piss off. Off you go.
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JONAH AND HIS FRIENDS JEER
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Get off the fucking the bricks!
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That's enough! Enough!
Go on, out of it.
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Yeah, get out! Go on, piss off!
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THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
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Go back to the ranga area!
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Piss off, Graydon. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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Goodbye!
Come here, you fucking idiot.
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Fuck, sir! Ow!
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Are you going to be a dipstick
all your life? Seriously, are you?
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Sir, I love you.
You're a good teacher.
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Listen, you lot, I swear to God,
I am going to beat
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the living shit out of every
fucking last one of you
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if this continues every morning.
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It's five minutes out of my coffee
and smoke time that you owe me.
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All right? Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Sorry, Mr Joseph. Love you, sir.
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I should think so. You're a legend,
sir. Best teacher ever.
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'Holy Cross
is a Catholic high school.
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'Low socioeconomic families
and a lot of migrants, first gen.'
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Me, personally, got out
the army, got my DipEd.
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Just became interested in teaching
behavioural problem teens
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and learning difficulty kids.
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I set up my behavioural unit in
Lazarus House about nine years ago.
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Spazarus House, they call it
round the school - Spaz House.
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It's not really fair
on the kids that go here,
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but it's not entirely untrue.
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'We're vocational based.
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'We've got members
who sign the trade training.'
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This is the insides of the pussy.
This is the dick.
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'We try and get the kids to a level
whereby they can, potentially,
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'get an apprenticeship.
Mostly, I think, we just keep
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'the little pricks out of trouble
and keep them in school.'
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What are you doing there, Jonah?
Building an igloo.
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Oh, fuck, sir!
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What's going to happen, then?
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Move that along. Move this brick
along. What about a window?
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So, do you put your dick in those
bricks when we're not here?
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Yeah, you do. OK, boys.
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Do you know what this is called?
A toilet.
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My shit wouldn't fit in this pipe.
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'We've got a fair few
Pacific Islanders.
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'They're tricky kids.
They're pretty hard to control.'
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Shut up!
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'I don't shy away from a bit of
physical - well, violence isn't
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'exactly the word for it -
persuasiveness.'
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Shut the fuck up!
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That's better.
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'I think it's good for them to get
a bit physical in the classroom.
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'Shows them that they're not
as strong as a fully-grown man.'
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You're too fuckin' slow, mate.
Fuck off, sir!
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He's too fucking slow,
this one. Fuck off!
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..book! I don't care! It's mine!
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Jonah! Punching wall - go!
Come on, hit it!
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'I've got a couple
of regular exercises
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'I use to get the kids
let off steam.'
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Come on, punch the thing!
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What sort of a hit is that?
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Come on, now! What sort of punch is
that? Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
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Sir, you stink. Your armpits stink.
I can smell it from here.
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'Jonah Takalua - absolute drop kick.
Probably the most fucked-up kid
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'I've ever taught
in my entire teaching career.'
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Shut up, idiot! Fuck off, sir.
Stop getting off on hitting me.
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'He's virtually illiterate.'
Sir, what's a head-achey?
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Headache, idiot.
Sir, how do you spell pussy?
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Are 100 and 1,000 the same number?
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Sir, who is the King of Australia?
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Has a horse ever been in space?
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If you chop your dick off,
does it grow back?
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Can you survive
from eating your own shit?
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I'm asking you a question, sir.
You're the teacher. Teach us stuff.
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'He's disrespectful
of my authority.'
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Sir, when the bell goes,
I'm just going to walk out.
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I don't care what you say.
I don't give a fuck.
242
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,600
I told you, there's no fucking
swearing in class.
243
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,240
But you just swore then, sir.
244
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You just said "no fucking swearing",
so bust yourself.
245
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,880
I can swear
because I'm the adult here.
246
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,360
And I'll fucking swear
if I choose to swear.
247
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:56,040
Go marry my dick, sir.
Just get on with it!
248
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,320
Stop swearing or I'll report you
to the principal, sir.
249
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,120
We'll get a better teacher -
a hot female teacher. Yeah.
250
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,920
Not an ugly man, like you, sir.
251
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,800
'He's 14, thinks he's 21.
Thinks he's a gangster.'
252
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,000
Clean that off!
253
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,640
It boils my piss when you come
in here and deface my classroom.
254
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,960
You weren't supposed to see it.
255
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,760
'He provokes the shit out of me.
256
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,680
'You can't win an argument with the
prick, no matter how hard you try.'
257
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,920
Sit up in your chair, thanks.
258
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,880
I'm comfy, sir.
It's good for my spinals.
259
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,360
Do I make you stand up all day?!
Is that what you want to do?!
260
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,680
My dick wants to stand up all day.
261
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:34,640
Fuck you! Oh! Calm down, sir.
You need anger issues.
262
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,520
'Holy Cross is good cos
it's Catholic and you can learn
263
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,800
'about Jesus and shit,
and it's good cos it's got'
264
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girls as well as boys,
cos some schools - boys only.
265
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That's for homos. Homo school.
If you're a homo, that's the kind
266
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of school you have to go to.
But if you're like us boys,
267
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:09,160
then... Brother Adoni! Sir!
Brother Adoni! Look, sir.
268
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,520
Say hi to the film crew!
They're filming!
269
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,240
He's a Brother. So, no sex for him.
He's Catholic.
270
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,160
That's the rules of Catholics.
Hey, sister!
271
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This is Sister Monica.
She's my favourite office lady.
272
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,280
And she's a nun.
She looks after sick bay.
273
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,920
Hey, sister! Hello, Jonah.
Hello, boys.
274
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,160
Sister, you're sick. That's why
you look after sick bay,
275
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,320
cos you're sick. Get it?
I'll take that as a compliment.
276
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,920
Even though she's old,
I've got a crush on her.
277
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,800
ALL SHOUT
I'm only joking! I'm joking!
278
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,760
Hey, guys, Miss Hunt!
279
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,640
'Holy Cross - it's good because
we've got some pretty hot teachers,
280
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,680
'like Miss Hunt.'
281
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:53,400
Miss! Miss! Miss!
What are we doing in design today?
282
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,240
I'll see you boys... I'll see
you boys in the last period.
283
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,040
Can I have a hug, Miss?
Miss, can we have a hug as well?
284
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,280
OK. OK. That's enough.
285
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,920
'Sometimes, I even get to hug
Miss Hunt, and when I hug her,
286
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,840
'I press as close as I can,
so her boobs squash against me.'
287
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,160
I felt her boobs!
288
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,720
'Holy Cross is good
cos it's multicultural,'
289
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:18,400
so you get all different cultures,
like fobs, wogs,
290
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,000
Filos, curries, Africans and rangas.
291
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,440
And you also get chick fobs,
chick wogs, chick Filos,
292
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:30,480
chick curries, chick Africans
and chick rangas
293
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,280
and there's also other ching-chongs
and Aussies
294
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and all different cultures.
295
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,400
Boys, it's getting hot around here.
296
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,240
Must be the rangas' heads
making it hot.
297
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,320
'Me and my boys,
we get along with everyone,
298
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,520
'except we hate the rangas.
They're the worst.'
299
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,600
We need some welding work done.
300
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,160
Can you boys weld me something over
in Spaz House? Weld your own dicks!
301
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,680
'They think they're so cool and rich
and shit, and their dads'
302
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:57,800
drive expensive cars
and have mansions. It sucks.
303
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:02,120
Just cos you got different coloured
hair to us, doesn't mean you own us.
304
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,200
Hey, Mosey, what's up, little guy?
305
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,080
'And the rangas, they pick on my
little brother Moses, cos he's got
306
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,320
'a teacher's aid and he did
a shit in his pants
307
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,960
'on the first day of Year 7.'
308
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,800
Do you still use nappies, or have you
moved on to pull-ups?
309
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,240
'The worst ranga of all is Graydon.
He's the school captain
310
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,640
'and he's a fucking homo.'
311
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,440
Me and my boys, we're a crew
312
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,400
and we're called Fobbaliscious.
Boys, show him the symbol.
313
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,280
ALL: Fobbaliscious.
It's an F for Fobbaliscious.
314
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,960
'We break dance and we sing...'
315
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,200
# I'm your island boy
You're my island girl
316
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,080
♪ Let's be together for ever... ♪
317
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,520
'We write our own songs.'
318
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,640
# Pretty young girl
319
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,520
# I want to touch
your boobies, island girl
320
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,280
♪ Let me touch your boobies... ♪
321
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,720
Who has got the tweezers?
You need to do your eyebrows.
322
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,760
Argh!
323
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,160
'Fobbaliscious, it stands for being
a fob and for being good-looking.'
324
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,840
These straighteners are going to
burn your bag.
325
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,200
'Us boys, we like to spend
a lot of time on our appearance
326
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,720
'and making sure that
our scuxness levels are high.'
327
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,040
Could you straighten the end of
my rat's tail, please?
328
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,200
Let's go talk to some girls, boys!
329
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:13,560
'And even the hot teachers,
they always like us boys the most,
330
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,640
'cos we're the most scuxxed boys.'
331
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,960
Do I smell nice, Miss?
Smell my armpits.
332
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,920
I've got chocolate Lynx on.
333
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,640
Just get on with it, would you?
I can smell you, Miss!
334
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,760
You smell nice as. Does your
boyfriend like how you smell?
335
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:32,400
Jonah, sh. Do you have one, Miss?
336
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,800
You should have. Can you guys
just get on with it, please?
337
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,280
Or are you a lesbian?
338
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,320
'And also, Miss Hunt flirts with me
all the time, because
339
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,040
'she can't get
enough of my scuxness.'
340
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,800
Don't waste the glue!
It's an experiment, Miss.
341
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,040
No, go and wash your hands.
I'm just going to let it dry.
342
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,240
I'm making a glove, Miss.
No, we don't have much of that.
343
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,320
I'm making a rubber glove.
Go and wash your hands.
344
00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:01,160
I'm learning shit about art.
Your work's incomplete, Jonah.
345
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,440
Your dick's incomplete.
346
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,360
I don't have a dick, Jonah,
so that can't be right.
347
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,600
What do you have, Miss?
Go and wash your hands, please.
348
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,440
I'm fed up, Jonah. You'd better watch
it, or I'll... Go teach!
349
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,920
Go teach.
Go do what you're paid to do.
350
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,240
Miss!
Create another line on the bottom.
351
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,840
Miss, I need your help
with my colour palette.
352
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,800
Look at your work. It's incomplete.
You haven't even tried today.
353
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,560
Your dick hasn't even tried.
Stop getting turned on by me, Miss.
354
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,440
Do you want to stay in with me
at lunchtime? Yes.
355
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,120
Yeah, you'll be too old
by the time I'm 18, so...no, thanks.
356
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,160
Now, you have got a yellow...
You've got to get Botox.
357
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,160
Ignore me if you think I am...
You like the sound of your own voice.
358
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:47,160
To be honest.
You like the sound of your own dick.
359
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,960
Mr Jason's got a no tolerance
policy of me doing my tag dicktation
360
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,480
around the school.
So, I had to invent a new tag.
361
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,360
It's called pussycat. I'll show you.
362
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,800
It's a girl's pussy...
and then you write "cat".
363
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,080
Pussycat.
364
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:06,200
Outside school, Jonah's dicktation.
Inside school, it's pussycat.
365
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,360
Boys, what are you doing?!
Nothing. What are you doing?
366
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,320
'Jonah's a good friend,'
367
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,880
but Jonah tells lies
all the time. Bullshit!
368
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,400
You do! You do!
What about when you said Nicki Minaj
369
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,120
was coming. I thought she was
coming! Miss told me she was.
370
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,160
You're a liar! And you tell
really bad jokes as well.
371
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,160
Bullshit. My jokes are good.
372
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,400
What did the school say to my dick?
ALL: What?
373
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,440
"Get in my classroom."
374
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,520
What did the priest say when I
punched him in the dick? ALL: What?
375
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,080
"You're a dickhead!"
376
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,440
'Is he better off here
than in Tonga? Good question.'
377
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,600
He's probably better off here.
I hear Tonga's pretty shit.
378
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,360
Will he survive to the end
of Year 12?
379
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,280
I doubt it.
380
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,440
But we'll give it a red-hot crack.
Stranger things have happened.
381
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,080
What do you call a fish at the
bottom of the ocean with a dick?
382
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,840
ALL: What? Fishy dick.
383
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,000
Let's do it here, boys.
384
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,400
THEY WHOOP AND JEER
385
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,880
Fuck off! Don't go through
our dance area. Who are you?
386
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,320
Melody! Melody! Melody!
387
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,880
BOYS: Melody!
388
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,400
Come over here, let me show you
my dance moves. She's your cousin!
389
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,120
I don't care.
390
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,080
I don't care if she's my cousin.
Your dad's going to care.
391
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,240
She's scux as. Mr Joseph!
392
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,160
Mr Joseph!
393
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,320
Mr Joseph.
394
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,440
Mr Joseph!
395
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,800
Mr Joseph! Bring it in, sir.
396
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,720
THEY WHOOP AND SHOUT
397
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:36,840
Check this out!
What are you idiots up to?
398
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,440
Sir, what's the codeword?
399
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,800
To pass through,
you say the codeword.
400
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,400
I don't actually need a codeword.
Stop wandering round the streets.
401
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,840
You'll make a name for yourselves.
Come on!
402
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,040
I've already got a name
for myself - Jonah.
403
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,200
Get a new car.
404
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,920
Don't they pay you enough, sir?
405
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,680
This is shit. Whatever. Off you go.
406
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,520
I don't have to listen to
what you say, sir,
407
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,720
cos we're not on school grounds,
so it doesn't matter what you say.
408
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,240
Why don't you marry your own car?
You're blocking the road, sir.
409
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,080
HORN BLARES
410
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,160
Sorry, car. Sorry.
411
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,200
It's just my idiot teacher.
412
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,880
Go cook dinner.
Go have sex with your wife.
413
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,800
When I first came back from Tonga,
I did a few naughty things.
414
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,480
Like, I got busted by the cops
for a bit of shoplifting.
415
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,240
You stole five boxes
of strawberry Hubba Bubba.
416
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,120
Yeah. What did you do that for?
417
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,800
I did it cos I love strawberry
Hubba Bubba.
418
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,000
And the cops came to my house
419
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,240
and I didn't go to juvie for it,
but I got a criminal record.
420
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,280
I had to... I had to get a hiding
from my dad for doing it.
421
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,080
Even Moses,
he got busted by the police
422
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,520
cos at school, he cut off this
Year 7 homo's rat's tail.
423
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,400
THEY LAUGH
424
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,160
'But that's what I used to be -
naughty.'
425
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,960
But us boys now,
we're all good boys. Yeah.
426
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,720
Because it doesn't matter
if you're naughty
427
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,680
cos it doesn't get you any money
and you have no future.
428
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,040
MUSIC THUMPS
429
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,560
What you boys doing?
430
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,520
Nothing. Cruising.
431
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,040
Boys.
432
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,600
We just had school.
433
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,400
The Soldierz
are these mean-ass boys.
434
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,320
George from The Soldierz?
435
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,680
He is the toughest guy
in the whole fucking area.
436
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,560
Yeah, these boys have the most
money of any boys their age.
437
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,600
They're older than us
438
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,680
and they have really cool cars,
439
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,120
they went to uni,
440
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,800
and if that's what you
get for going to uni
441
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,360
then I'm definitely going to uni.
442
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:40,280
You guys like cameras? Yeah.
443
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,120
This your camera?
444
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,800
Yours now, brother.
445
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,160
We can keep this? Yeah, man.
446
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,640
This looks as expensive as.
447
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,760
Don't drop it.
448
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,520
Go film some shit, man.
449
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,800
I've got to go away.
450
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,720
Watch it. Later, boys.
451
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,080
Hurry up!
452
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,800
MUSIC PLAYS
453
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,120
Hey, do you think
Dad'll let us keep it?
454
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,160
THEY SING TRADITIONAL SONG
455
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,840
Shut the fuck up!
456
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,520
Do you want to get belted? No.
Show some respect.
457
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,440
SHE GIGGLES
Shut up, you two.
458
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,600
Start singing.
459
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,680
'Oh, he's OK.
He's a little bit naughty
460
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,320
'and a little bit trouble.'
461
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,520
Jonah is a special
one in Rocky's kid.
462
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,840
His mum Theresa always say that.
463
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,160
His mum died
when Jonah was six year old
464
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,000
from liver cancer.
465
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,920
It's very sad.
466
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,800
Very, very sad for the whole family.
467
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,400
But his mum always fond of Jonah.
468
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,680
He always say that Jonah is
a special one.
469
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,320
He has magical eyes.
470
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,080
And one day,
he will do a good work.
471
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,560
# Close your eyes
472
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,680
# Give me your hand
473
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:36,640
# Darling, do you feel
my heart beating?
474
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,840
♪ Do you understand? ♪
475
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,960
When my mum died, I was pretty dumb
476
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,520
and I didn't even know. Like,
I thought she just went to Tonga.
477
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,800
# ..I believe it's meant to be
478
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,760
♪ Darling... ♪
479
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,800
My mum Theresa,
she said that when I was little,
480
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,360
I was magical.
481
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,440
Of all the boys in the family,
482
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,400
I was the magical one.
483
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:08,320
Let's do the Takalua link
'And sometimes, when I go to bed,
484
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,840
'I wish she was here to kiss me.'
485
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,320
JONAH STRAINS
Nothing breaks the link.
486
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,080
THEY LAUGH
487
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,120
And now I'm 14, got my tattoo,
488
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,480
and I got my mum watching over me.
489
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,240
Nothing bad can ever happen to me.
490
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,520
Aunty Grace!
491
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,520
Good night, boys.
Good night, Aunty.
492
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,440
Hey, Aunty,
you're looking sexy tonight.
493
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,800
You better watch your mouth.
494
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,360
If your dad hear you,
you've got trouble.
495
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,200
She's your aunty, disgusting freak.
I'm only joking.
496
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,000
Why don't you get out of my room,
anyway? Fatty! Go to the fat room.
497
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,080
Go to bed, shit for brains.
Go to bed, fat for brains.
498
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,400
Good night, boys.
499
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,280
Good night, Aunty.
Good night, Aunty. Hey, boys,
500
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,000
who wants a joke? Me.
501
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,280
Um...what did the carpet
say to the door?
502
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:07,120
What?
Get your dick out of my door-hole.
503
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,080
THEY LAUGH
504
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,160
What did the window say to the moon?
505
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,960
What? Get fucked.
506
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,760
THEY LAUGH
507
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,920
You going to be good? Yeah.
I'm always good.
508
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,880
Bullshit. You're always a fuckwit.
509
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,280
You're fucked! Didn't do anything.
510
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,640
There's a new youth worker. He's
into singing and dancing and shit.
511
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,200
Hey, boys. Come join in.
512
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,080
Get the fuck out of here.
Stop perving on us.
513
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,160
This is a Fobbaliscious bully video.
514
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,440
I just had a kid's dad on the phone.
515
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,440
Now, he gets the cops involved,
we're all fucked.
516
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,880
CHEERING
Yeah!
517
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,360
You fucking idiot!
I'll get your arse on this.
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