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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:21,018 --> 00:00:23,604 Wait, one 3 00:00:25,146 --> 00:00:27,732 Wait, two 4 00:00:29,626 --> 00:00:31,481 Three 5 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,887 Hey. What's up, everybody? 6 00:00:35,962 --> 00:00:38,101 I'm Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it's funny, 7 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:43,353 but I can trace the entire path of my life to one childhood memory. 8 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,240 My last clear memory, really. 9 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:47,859 You see, it was the summer before ninth grade. 10 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:50,483 It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface... 11 00:00:50,554 --> 00:00:53,205 and of course the loveable Old James. 12 00:00:53,274 --> 00:00:57,300 Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old JamesOld James wasn't there. 13 00:00:57,370 --> 00:01:02,225 I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. Go on! 14 00:01:04,218 --> 00:01:08,277 Why don't you light it up there, brother? All right. Here goes nothin'. 15 00:01:13,754 --> 00:01:18,740 I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either. 16 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:23,447 But, man, I will never forget the first time I smoked... 17 00:01:23,514 --> 00:01:25,522 that sweet, sweet chiva. 18 00:01:25,594 --> 00:01:29,817 Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in. 19 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:33,199 This stuff didn't even work. Man! 20 00:01:33,274 --> 00:01:36,373 Come on. Let's get some candy and get out of here, B. 21 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:55,447 I've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke. 22 00:01:55,514 --> 00:01:58,197 Not me. Oh, not us. 23 00:01:58,266 --> 00:02:01,332 We were really, really high. 24 00:02:01,402 --> 00:02:03,890 We was toe up! 25 00:02:12,122 --> 00:02:15,122 Do you guys feel different? A little. 26 00:02:15,194 --> 00:02:17,136 How 'bout you, Scarface? 27 00:02:19,642 --> 00:02:22,708 How you doin', Kenny? Kenny? 28 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,961 I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life. 29 00:02:28,026 --> 00:02:29,684 Do you guys hear that? 30 00:02:29,722 --> 00:02:34,872 Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy? 31 00:02:34,938 --> 00:02:40,088 We look at that day as the day we met the fifth member of our crew marijuana! 32 00:02:41,178 --> 00:02:45,335 Oh, Lord, we was hooked! 33 00:02:45,402 --> 00:02:47,823 So, now we all live together in New York. 34 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:51,379 I myself am a master of the custodial arts, 35 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:54,352 or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it. 36 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:58,452 Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical. 37 00:02:58,522 --> 00:03:01,075 They do pharmaceutical testing for the government... 38 00:03:01,145 --> 00:03:03,120 and big corporations and... 39 00:03:03,194 --> 00:03:06,543 And I am the happiest custodian alive. 40 00:03:09,114 --> 00:03:11,602 This job... sucks. 41 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,688 Abba-Zabba, 42 00:03:16,762 --> 00:03:18,616 you my only friend. 43 00:03:18,682 --> 00:03:21,681 Ah, it could be worse. I could have Scarface's job. 44 00:03:21,754 --> 00:03:25,846 Heifer with cheese. You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! 45 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,597 Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo! 46 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:32,278 Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn! 47 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:36,143 Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. Sorry. 48 00:03:36,218 --> 00:03:38,868 Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us. 49 00:03:38,937 --> 00:03:41,807 He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, 50 00:03:41,882 --> 00:03:45,744 which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all. 51 00:03:45,818 --> 00:03:50,574 But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem. 52 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:53,749 Thank you. Oh, I love you so much, little one. 53 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:57,811 All of you. All of you. It's so good. 54 00:03:57,882 --> 00:04:00,697 Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi. 55 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:04,024 He gets to talk about music all day. I got a used Kenny Loggins album. 56 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:06,512 Perfect job for a stoner. 57 00:04:06,586 --> 00:04:10,579 Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? 58 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:14,327 I'll give you five. Uh-uh. He autographed it himself. 59 00:04:16,218 --> 00:04:19,830 All right, I'll give you four. 60 00:04:19,898 --> 00:04:22,200 Jan, stop it, man. 61 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:25,905 As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town. 62 00:04:25,977 --> 00:04:29,490 I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this: 63 00:04:29,562 --> 00:04:34,167 It takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. Free! 64 00:04:34,234 --> 00:04:37,495 You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas. 65 00:04:37,562 --> 00:04:40,561 Say it with me: 66 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,488 Yes, very good. 67 00:04:42,553 --> 00:04:46,350 These places always have incredibly old products. Como esta, fellas? 68 00:04:46,426 --> 00:04:48,433 Hey-Hey. But the weed ain't bad. 69 00:04:48,506 --> 00:04:53,907 Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about. 70 00:04:57,082 --> 00:05:01,359 Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes. 71 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,052 See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you. 72 00:05:04,122 --> 00:05:07,603 You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool. 73 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:10,608 Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this. 74 00:05:10,682 --> 00:05:15,286 Hey, black ass. Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh? 75 00:05:15,354 --> 00:05:16,914 It was a little degrading. 76 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:20,783 If you desperate, you can get it from the Rastas at Washington Square Park, 77 00:05:20,857 --> 00:05:23,574 but their stuff ain't even weed most the time. 78 00:05:23,642 --> 00:05:25,496 I don't fall for that shit anymore. 79 00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:32,273 Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson. 80 00:05:32,346 --> 00:05:34,647 Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way. 81 00:05:34,714 --> 00:05:37,714 I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin. 82 00:05:37,785 --> 00:05:40,241 Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. 83 00:05:40,313 --> 00:05:42,168 Coming. 84 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:44,852 See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later, 85 00:05:44,922 --> 00:05:47,955 you got a delivery guy at your house. 86 00:05:48,026 --> 00:05:50,928 What a country! 87 00:05:52,537 --> 00:05:55,287 Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes? 88 00:05:55,354 --> 00:06:00,242 Secret code. Come on in. 89 00:06:00,313 --> 00:06:03,958 You want highs, mediums or lows? How are the highs, man? 90 00:06:04,026 --> 00:06:08,466 I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs. 91 00:06:08,538 --> 00:06:09,815 Yeah. And the rich greenery? 92 00:06:09,850 --> 00:06:14,127 I see those. And it's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city. 93 00:06:14,202 --> 00:06:16,755 What, did you go to weed college? Damn, nigger. 94 00:06:16,826 --> 00:06:19,509 All right. Give me a 50 bag of that. 95 00:06:21,177 --> 00:06:23,599 Been a pleasure. Pleasure's all mine. 96 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:26,543 Tell Samson I said hello, would ya? Sure thing. 97 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:30,098 Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'. 98 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:32,472 Dope has arrived, fellas. And we were no different. 99 00:06:32,538 --> 00:06:35,767 Break out Billy Bong Thornton. Yeah. 100 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:38,005 Whoo! 101 00:06:40,058 --> 00:06:45,044 Billy, good to see you, man. 102 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:50,676 All right. Light it up. 103 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:52,600 Shoes off. 104 00:06:54,937 --> 00:06:57,326 Oh, Brian, put yours back on, man. 105 00:06:57,402 --> 00:06:59,606 For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo. 106 00:07:02,746 --> 00:07:07,797 Gentlemen, assume your positions. 107 00:07:07,865 --> 00:07:10,713 Yeah. 108 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:14,872 Fire in the hole. 109 00:07:14,937 --> 00:07:18,450 We found it on the corner So when we say 110 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:22,134 Bip Oxygen 111 00:07:22,202 --> 00:07:26,130 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm- Oh, bip 112 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,485 Th-That's good 113 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:33,587 Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? Not me. 114 00:07:33,658 --> 00:07:35,959 I guess that'd be me. 115 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:40,121 What do you guys want? 116 00:07:41,146 --> 00:07:43,317 Get some... 117 00:07:43,385 --> 00:07:46,800 sour cream and onion chips... 118 00:07:46,873 --> 00:07:48,728 with some dip, man. 119 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:50,833 Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter. 120 00:07:50,906 --> 00:07:54,288 Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot. 121 00:07:54,361 --> 00:07:56,565 Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. 122 00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:59,667 Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn. Graham crackers. 123 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:01,593 Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows. 124 00:08:01,658 --> 00:08:03,959 And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man. 125 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:07,342 Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo. 126 00:08:07,418 --> 00:08:11,030 Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries. 127 00:08:11,098 --> 00:08:14,643 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. 128 00:08:14,713 --> 00:08:18,194 Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water. 129 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:22,194 And... Funyuns. 130 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:24,120 Yeah. 131 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:28,305 That's it? Yeah. 132 00:08:28,378 --> 00:08:30,232 Anything else? Oh, yeah. 133 00:08:30,298 --> 00:08:34,454 Get me a box of condoms, and, um, what's that stuff? 134 00:08:34,521 --> 00:08:36,910 We used to eat it all the time back in the day. 135 00:08:36,986 --> 00:08:39,855 Pussy. That's right. You got it. 136 00:08:39,929 --> 00:08:43,312 Thanks, man. Hey, hey! 137 00:08:43,386 --> 00:08:48,917 If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police. 138 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:56,239 If he ain't back in ten minutes, 139 00:08:56,313 --> 00:08:59,313 we callin' Domino's. 140 00:08:59,385 --> 00:09:01,360 I'm hungry, man. All right, yo. 141 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:14,297 Hey, girl. 142 00:09:14,362 --> 00:09:17,395 You hungry? Fuck you, nigger! 143 00:09:17,465 --> 00:09:21,808 Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse. 144 00:09:21,881 --> 00:09:24,248 See the trouble you're gettin' me into? 145 00:09:26,138 --> 00:09:29,105 You're hungry, aren't ya? Here. 146 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,879 You like popcorn. 147 00:09:33,945 --> 00:09:38,201 It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop. 148 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:41,910 This is Buster Phillips, and coming in at number eight, like El Nino, 149 00:09:41,977 --> 00:09:46,167 "Samson Gets Me Lifted," by my main manWho? Sir Smoka Lot. 150 00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:48,088 Ha! 151 00:09:51,385 --> 00:09:55,695 This guy is weed crazy. Look at that. 152 00:09:55,769 --> 00:10:00,242 What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want. 153 00:10:01,658 --> 00:10:03,567 I wanna talk to Samson 154 00:10:03,642 --> 00:10:06,511 Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden 155 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:08,690 'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted 156 00:10:08,761 --> 00:10:11,761 Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted 157 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:14,102 That is so cool, man. 158 00:10:14,169 --> 00:10:17,333 He got the same dealer as us. What you mean? 159 00:10:17,401 --> 00:10:22,486 Samson. Oh, right. 160 00:10:22,553 --> 00:10:26,034 Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around 161 00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:29,172 Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown 162 00:10:29,242 --> 00:10:32,405 That's where I want to live. Right there. 163 00:10:32,474 --> 00:10:34,546 Think about this shit please 164 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:37,558 I'm all out. 165 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,211 I'm all out of food. You ate it all. 166 00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:44,143 Gee, you must've been so hungry. 167 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:47,184 Uh-oh. 168 00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:51,600 Buttercup! Buttercup! 169 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:56,725 I need an ambulance, now! Officer down. 170 00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:59,347 I repeat: Officer down! 171 00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:01,687 What the hell did you give my Buttercup? 172 00:11:01,753 --> 00:11:04,087 I just gave him some candy and some chips... 173 00:11:04,154 --> 00:11:06,739 and some pink popcorn and some Funyuns... 174 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:10,322 This horse is a diabetic! 175 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:14,549 Buttercup. Buttercup. 176 00:11:14,618 --> 00:11:18,229 Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup. 177 00:11:18,297 --> 00:11:21,559 Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. 178 00:11:23,385 --> 00:11:26,963 Why? 179 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:30,962 Why? Why? 180 00:11:33,274 --> 00:11:35,129 You're under arrest. What? 181 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:38,772 You dumb son of a bitch! No! 182 00:11:38,841 --> 00:11:41,591 I'm aI'm a peaceful man. 183 00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:45,138 I'm a schoolteacher! Shut up! You're a cop killer. 184 00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:47,892 Cop killer? I love horses. 185 00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:50,328 I love horses. I love horses. 186 00:11:50,394 --> 00:11:52,565 I love buttered stuff. Buttercup. 187 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,488 Say it. Butter nuts. 188 00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:57,488 Cup. Cup. Cup. Cup. 189 00:12:05,562 --> 00:12:08,529 Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child. 190 00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:14,231 Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law. 191 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:17,265 And may God have mercy on your soul, young man. 192 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:21,876 Court is adjourned. Back to your cells. Lockdown. 193 00:12:27,642 --> 00:12:29,616 Good night, Fish. 194 00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:33,781 Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! 195 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,664 My weed's wearing off. 196 00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:45,488 Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood. 197 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,168 Hey, nigger, what time is it? It's 8:30. 198 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:53,364 Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man. 199 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:55,288 Word, yo. Where the hell is he? 200 00:12:57,337 --> 00:12:59,192 Did he just move? 201 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,714 Kenny called. He's in jail. 202 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,793 He didn't leave a number. 203 00:13:07,865 --> 00:13:10,516 Sincerely, The Guy on the couch. 204 00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:17,683 Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man. 205 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:22,967 Hey, Kenny. How they treatin' you in there? 206 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:26,928 Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves. 207 00:13:27,002 --> 00:13:28,911 All right, time's up. 208 00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:33,175 I was up all night getting harassed. 209 00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:36,853 Hi, there, Fish. See what I mean? 210 00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:41,394 I think they're mistakin' my kindness for weakness. I'm scared. 211 00:13:41,465 --> 00:13:45,938 Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man. 212 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:49,076 All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo. 213 00:13:49,145 --> 00:13:53,236 Which, by our calculations- Is fucking impossible, man! 214 00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:55,215 Hey! 215 00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:57,526 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 216 00:13:57,593 --> 00:13:59,895 All my life, I did everything right. 217 00:13:59,961 --> 00:14:03,790 I never screwed up. I fed the horse. 218 00:14:03,865 --> 00:14:07,826 I didn't know it was a diabetic. I'm scared. 219 00:14:07,897 --> 00:14:11,028 Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny. Look at me. 220 00:14:11,097 --> 00:14:13,618 Come on. Don't let them see you cry in there. 221 00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:15,729 Come on, man. Show me your mean face. No. 222 00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:17,841 Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny. 223 00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:23,120 That's good. 224 00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:26,096 I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good. 225 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:30,293 Kenny, how long can you make it in there? 226 00:14:30,361 --> 00:14:35,250 I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30. 227 00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:40,687 Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that. 228 00:14:40,761 --> 00:14:43,990 But-ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys? 229 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:48,084 Yeah, you're out. You're out of here. Free as a bird. 230 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,259 Number nine, time's up! 231 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:53,177 Time's up, number nine. That's me. 232 00:14:54,489 --> 00:14:56,344 Let's go. 233 00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:00,376 I love you guys. 234 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,383 Have fun, Ken. 235 00:15:02,457 --> 00:15:04,311 Weed out there, yo. 236 00:15:04,377 --> 00:15:06,711 He looked all right, man. 237 00:15:07,002 --> 00:15:09,336 They gonna kill him in there, yo. 238 00:15:09,401 --> 00:15:13,558 Hey, lady. Miss, is this your purse? 239 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,926 Yes. I'm sexy. 240 00:15:15,994 --> 00:15:18,449 I'm a scholar. 241 00:15:18,522 --> 00:15:22,515 People like me. Give it to me. 242 00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:25,171 Bye. Hey, where you goin'? 243 00:15:25,242 --> 00:15:29,104 I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya? 244 00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,828 Follow me. 245 00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:34,929 And your name is? 246 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,903 Mary Jane. Really? 247 00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:40,846 Yes. So what's up with this? 248 00:15:40,921 --> 00:15:43,888 Is that your work uniform? Nah, this is my costume. 249 00:15:43,961 --> 00:15:47,409 Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian. 250 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,815 Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person. 251 00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:52,751 It's a thing I'm into. 252 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:56,786 Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for? 253 00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:59,956 Possession of narcotics. Wow. 254 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:03,254 My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit. 255 00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:07,380 It ruined his life. That must've been shitty. 256 00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,838 I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. 257 00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:13,174 They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope. 258 00:16:13,242 --> 00:16:15,892 Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go. 259 00:16:15,961 --> 00:16:18,863 Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work. 260 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,326 Yo, let's go, B. 261 00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:25,143 What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body. 262 00:16:25,209 --> 00:16:27,184 Is that Prell? Do you use Prell? 263 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:30,290 Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. 264 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:35,214 Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane. 265 00:16:35,289 --> 00:16:37,296 That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one. 266 00:16:37,369 --> 00:16:41,264 No, no. This is Mary Jane. 267 00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:44,304 Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even. 268 00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:46,744 Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi. 269 00:16:46,809 --> 00:16:49,973 All right. Hey. 270 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:53,237 Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car. 271 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:57,015 You don't have to take the subway. Wow, you smoke? 272 00:16:57,081 --> 00:17:01,751 No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that. 273 00:17:01,817 --> 00:17:05,013 Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain. 274 00:17:05,081 --> 00:17:07,831 Ah! What I'm talkin' about. 275 00:17:09,817 --> 00:17:14,552 You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home. 276 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,722 Great. 277 00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:19,182 What the hell's wrong with y'all? She looked good. 278 00:17:19,257 --> 00:17:23,348 Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all. 279 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,490 Shotgun! 280 00:17:27,609 --> 00:17:31,471 Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure. 281 00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:36,466 Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke. 282 00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:38,708 Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo. 283 00:17:38,777 --> 00:17:41,079 Custodian, dick. 284 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,208 Hey! Hey. 285 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,618 It's really real 286 00:17:50,681 --> 00:17:52,536 It's really real 287 00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:55,284 Said they're lookin' for brains, guts, looks and skills 288 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:57,622 Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah 289 00:17:57,689 --> 00:18:00,438 I know what you look like but looks can be deceivin' 290 00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:03,189 Let me check the brain so I can justify the reason 291 00:18:03,257 --> 00:18:05,112 Yeah Mister 292 00:18:05,177 --> 00:18:07,032 This good for ya? 293 00:18:07,097 --> 00:18:10,512 Could you drop me in the lobby? It's perfect. 294 00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:12,789 I could feel she wanted me to say something. 295 00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:15,246 I had to make my move while the guys were asleep. 296 00:18:15,321 --> 00:18:19,511 I'm real bad at this, but you think sometime we could get together, 297 00:18:19,577 --> 00:18:22,294 maybe go out for some ice cream or something? 298 00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:27,801 Motherfucker said, "ice cream"! 299 00:18:27,865 --> 00:18:30,036 Damn. Okay! 300 00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:34,328 All the boys in the car need to get out. Such a dork, man. 301 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,433 I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas. 302 00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:39,571 Thanks for the ride. Thurgood! 303 00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:41,975 I knew it! You forgot your hat. 304 00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:44,529 I knew it. 305 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:48,496 You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing. 306 00:18:48,569 --> 00:18:50,935 Let me just give you my number. Is that cool? 307 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:52,856 Okay. All right. 308 00:18:52,921 --> 00:18:55,888 Now, don't call too late, 'cause you know I be strippin' in the evenings. 309 00:18:55,961 --> 00:18:57,816 Joking! 310 00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,651 Here you go. You can call me anytime you want. 311 00:19:01,721 --> 00:19:05,779 Maybe. "Maybe" is an acceptable answer. 312 00:19:05,849 --> 00:19:09,078 It's that "no" thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you. 313 00:19:09,145 --> 00:19:11,119 Bye. Be thinkin' about you. 314 00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:18,451 Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies. 315 00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:20,376 Dr. Kablecki. 316 00:19:20,441 --> 00:19:22,776 Janitor? Janitor? 317 00:19:22,841 --> 00:19:24,696 Aaah! 318 00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:27,063 Sorry about that. What is it, scientist? 319 00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:29,812 Could you, uhI know this isn't your responsibility, 320 00:19:29,881 --> 00:19:34,136 but would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department? 321 00:19:34,201 --> 00:19:36,470 It's on the second floor. Just run this down? 322 00:19:36,537 --> 00:19:39,952 Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me. 323 00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:41,912 I need it A.S.A.P. 324 00:19:41,977 --> 00:19:46,646 Got ya. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this shit up. 325 00:19:46,713 --> 00:19:48,688 I'll be right back. 326 00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:53,775 What it smell like? Smell like... 327 00:19:53,849 --> 00:19:55,758 No. 328 00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:59,346 No. I smell weed, man. 329 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,613 Hey. Here you go. 330 00:20:03,865 --> 00:20:06,898 This all you need? I guess. I don't know. 331 00:20:07,992 --> 00:20:09,967 Just a sec. Okay. 332 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,561 Damn. 333 00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:16,725 Either someone's having a party, or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry. 334 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,760 Here you go. 335 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:24,372 One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here. 336 00:20:26,936 --> 00:20:29,806 II sign for this, and it's mine? 337 00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:32,117 And I take it? 338 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,034 Oh, yeah. 339 00:20:42,296 --> 00:20:44,718 Thank you. Thank you very much. 340 00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:47,826 Some good shit. 341 00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:53,364 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you. 342 00:20:55,801 --> 00:21:01,300 Look, here'shere's a little something for your troubles. 343 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,176 Thank you. Thank you. Shh! 344 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,175 Let's not tell anyone about it, okay? 345 00:21:08,249 --> 00:21:10,104 Sure. Shh. 346 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,928 Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit? 347 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:18,000 We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no. 348 00:21:18,072 --> 00:21:22,928 The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what, 349 00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:27,060 if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana. 350 00:21:27,129 --> 00:21:29,911 Mmm. Wow. 351 00:21:29,977 --> 00:21:31,864 If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. 352 00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:34,482 My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments. 353 00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:36,407 Oh, really? 354 00:21:36,472 --> 00:21:39,734 Anyway, thank you, janitor. Enjoy. 355 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,648 Thank you, scientist. Got any papers? 356 00:21:46,361 --> 00:21:49,809 No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant. 357 00:21:49,881 --> 00:21:52,848 Hey, fellas. What's goin' on? 358 00:21:52,921 --> 00:21:54,776 What's up? Nothin', man. 359 00:21:54,841 --> 00:21:56,750 Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny. 360 00:21:56,824 --> 00:21:59,792 Yeah. 361 00:21:59,864 --> 00:22:02,799 I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out. 362 00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:05,328 Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now. 363 00:22:05,401 --> 00:22:09,362 Me neither. Me neither. 364 00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:20,689 So, y'all want to smoke? I'll get Billy Bong Thornton. 365 00:22:20,761 --> 00:22:22,932 That's what I'm talkin' about. No, Scarface. 366 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,204 No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. 367 00:22:25,272 --> 00:22:30,357 That would not be right, man. Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah. 368 00:22:34,809 --> 00:22:37,559 Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work. 369 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:40,145 One of those scientists gave it to me. 370 00:22:40,217 --> 00:22:44,145 Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb. 371 00:22:44,216 --> 00:22:47,697 All right. Yeah, man. Yeah. 372 00:22:47,768 --> 00:22:49,678 I'll do the honors. 373 00:22:49,753 --> 00:22:52,436 Excuse me. Please do. 374 00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:07,730 Yo, this shit must be good, B. 375 00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:10,135 My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day. 376 00:23:15,673 --> 00:23:18,837 You sure I should do this, man? 377 00:23:21,753 --> 00:23:24,753 Oh, yeah. That shit made my head hot. 378 00:23:24,825 --> 00:23:26,680 Oh, man. 379 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:32,117 Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher. 380 00:23:32,185 --> 00:23:34,606 Ohhold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this. 381 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,885 The Guy gotta taste this. 382 00:23:36,953 --> 00:23:39,287 Yeah. Hey, Guy. 383 00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:44,208 Hey, man. Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this. 384 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,466 I'm takin' it slow, man. 385 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,211 Hey, who's on munchies tonight? 386 00:24:00,281 --> 00:24:03,542 We should make that lazy bitch, The Guy, go. 387 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,503 For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move. 388 00:24:07,577 --> 00:24:09,649 Real, B, right? 389 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,371 It's like I feel stuck here, yo. 390 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,190 I'm glued to the floor. 391 00:24:33,112 --> 00:24:35,501 You guys feel like you're floating? 392 00:24:35,576 --> 00:24:38,064 Yeah. Yeah. 393 00:24:40,057 --> 00:24:43,024 Wanna go outside? Yeah. 394 00:24:55,001 --> 00:24:57,389 I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was... 395 00:24:57,464 --> 00:25:00,115 the shiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack! 396 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,550 Look! Wow, look at that! 397 00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,796 Hey, you guys. 398 00:25:07,864 --> 00:25:10,679 Let's go check in on Kenny, huh? 399 00:25:14,232 --> 00:25:17,266 You're not a fish. You're a man. 400 00:25:17,336 --> 00:25:21,527 You're not a fish. You're a man. 401 00:25:25,081 --> 00:25:27,252 Where did that come from? 402 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,484 We've really gotta get this guy out of jail. 403 00:25:30,552 --> 00:25:35,702 You walk around on both legs, homo erectus! 404 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:40,307 Did I say "homo"? I didn't mean that! 405 00:25:40,377 --> 00:25:43,988 Thurgood! Thurgood! 406 00:25:47,001 --> 00:25:49,935 I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out. 407 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:52,048 How? Weed, man. 408 00:25:52,121 --> 00:25:54,609 We'll sell weed. 409 00:25:54,681 --> 00:25:56,721 Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed. 410 00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:59,542 You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing. 411 00:25:59,608 --> 00:26:01,496 I do! Who you know? 412 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:04,146 You, yo. Me? 413 00:26:04,216 --> 00:26:06,583 What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit? 414 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,104 I gottaI gotta get a form from a scientist. 415 00:26:09,177 --> 00:26:13,748 Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around. 416 00:26:13,816 --> 00:26:16,882 I mean, they are scientists. 417 00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:19,603 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 418 00:26:19,672 --> 00:26:24,407 Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed. 419 00:26:24,472 --> 00:26:27,669 We are three reasonably bright young men. 420 00:26:27,737 --> 00:26:29,592 Bully, man. Word, yo. 421 00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:33,781 There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money. 422 00:26:33,849 --> 00:26:36,336 We just gotta think. That's all that is. 423 00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,591 Hmm. 424 00:26:45,656 --> 00:26:47,631 Mm-hmm. 425 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:54,680 Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea. 426 00:26:54,744 --> 00:26:58,519 Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo? 427 00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:01,006 Yeah. You suggested that already. 428 00:27:01,081 --> 00:27:04,015 For real, B? 429 00:27:04,088 --> 00:27:06,455 Marijuana affects the memory. 430 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,692 It won't take us hardly any time, B. 431 00:27:09,881 --> 00:27:12,630 Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo. 432 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:15,414 What other choice do we have, right? Yeah. 433 00:27:15,481 --> 00:27:18,001 Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it. 434 00:27:18,072 --> 00:27:22,196 Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done. 435 00:27:22,264 --> 00:27:25,580 We're not drug dealers. We're fund-raisers. 436 00:27:25,656 --> 00:27:28,558 Of course, B. Bully, man. 437 00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:30,705 Okay. 438 00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:34,224 Scarface, lay it on me, brother. 439 00:27:34,296 --> 00:27:36,947 Check it out, yo. It's like this. 440 00:27:37,016 --> 00:27:39,983 Scarface's plan wasn't that bad. 441 00:27:40,056 --> 00:27:42,707 Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow. 442 00:27:42,776 --> 00:27:45,459 Good night. 443 00:27:45,528 --> 00:27:50,165 All I had to do was get forms from that scientist that kept calling me janitor, 444 00:27:50,232 --> 00:27:53,877 forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before. 445 00:27:53,944 --> 00:27:57,010 Thank you. Then we scraped together what little money we had... 446 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,244 and bought bikes to help us move the product, 447 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:04,687 then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards. 448 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:09,332 Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny. 449 00:28:09,401 --> 00:28:12,881 Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or... 450 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:15,440 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. 451 00:28:18,424 --> 00:28:20,279 Well, I can't. 452 00:28:20,344 --> 00:28:22,613 If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, 453 00:28:22,681 --> 00:28:25,266 and I won't get all my vitamins. 454 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:28,882 Do you know who you're dealing with? Chill, Nasty Nate. 455 00:28:28,953 --> 00:28:32,847 He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. 456 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,571 You got a problem with that? 457 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:42,839 Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. 458 00:28:42,904 --> 00:28:46,930 'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktailfruit. 459 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,455 Take it. 460 00:28:53,561 --> 00:28:55,416 I'm somebody's bitch. 461 00:29:00,152 --> 00:29:04,146 You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit, 462 00:29:04,217 --> 00:29:06,071 and everyone here likes fresh fish. 463 00:29:06,137 --> 00:29:09,715 And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch. 464 00:29:09,784 --> 00:29:13,493 Help! Ken, listen. We got a plan. 465 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:18,230 What is it? It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it. 466 00:29:18,296 --> 00:29:21,908 We gonna sell weed, yo. Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go. 467 00:29:21,976 --> 00:29:25,424 All right, man. Go! 468 00:29:25,496 --> 00:29:27,951 No more window love. Go and sell it. 469 00:29:28,024 --> 00:29:31,188 We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets. 470 00:29:31,256 --> 00:29:34,070 And hit the streets we did. 471 00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:37,169 Mary Jane How y'all feel about Mary Jane 472 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,583 Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane 473 00:29:41,657 --> 00:29:45,039 So listen to what they say 'cause Mary never could trip 474 00:29:45,112 --> 00:29:48,560 Mary very, very necessary Extraordinary bein' Mary 475 00:29:48,633 --> 00:29:52,146 To the mortuary, One kiss from her sweet lips and out come a-vision 476 00:29:52,217 --> 00:29:54,638 Three for dinner. 477 00:29:55,801 --> 00:29:57,840 Smoke that and get back to us. 478 00:29:57,912 --> 00:30:02,135 Mr. Nice Guy has arrived, baby. He's on. 479 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,975 All right. I'm in love with Mary Jane I'm not the only one 480 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,171 Oh, yes. Mary likes to play around 481 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,412 Look at all these people! 482 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,796 All right, guys. Be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here. 483 00:30:14,872 --> 00:30:18,134 Let's go, man. - Let's go. It's money. 484 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,055 Mary likes to spread her love 485 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,705 And turn my head around 486 00:30:22,776 --> 00:30:24,816 I'm in love with Mary Jane 487 00:30:24,888 --> 00:30:30,191 She is my main thing She make me feel all right 488 00:30:30,265 --> 00:30:33,112 She make my heart sing All right, how'd you guys make out? 489 00:30:33,176 --> 00:30:36,405 Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too. 490 00:30:36,472 --> 00:30:39,156 That would make three of us. 491 00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:41,777 All right. We did our part, right? 492 00:30:41,848 --> 00:30:43,823 I just hope they smoke it. 493 00:30:46,744 --> 00:30:49,810 If you love me, Mary Jane Mary Jane 494 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,735 We're talkin' about Mary Jane 495 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,687 How y'all feel about Mary Jane 496 00:30:53,753 --> 00:30:57,298 Mary Jane She's my main thing 497 00:30:57,368 --> 00:31:00,816 We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good. 498 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,043 Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane 499 00:31:05,336 --> 00:31:07,703 She make my heart sing 500 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,007 This is so- We are in business, man. 501 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,502 Hold on. Hold on. 502 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,655 Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number. 503 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,087 Um, is Thurgood around? 504 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:31,927 Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane. 505 00:31:31,992 --> 00:31:34,447 Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison? 506 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,375 Well, could you be a little more specific? 507 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,709 I get so many rides home from prison. 508 00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:40,882 That was a joke. 509 00:31:40,953 --> 00:31:42,840 Oh. 510 00:31:42,904 --> 00:31:45,009 What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me. 511 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,975 Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think. 512 00:31:50,136 --> 00:31:52,144 See, that was a joke. Get it? 513 00:31:52,216 --> 00:31:54,289 A little joke. Not funny. 514 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,880 So, you wanna get together? 515 00:31:56,952 --> 00:32:00,400 Okay. Sure. When? 516 00:32:00,472 --> 00:32:04,214 How 'bout right now? Just meet me at the place you dropped us off at. 517 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,925 Okay. Can you give me half an hour? 518 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,901 Yeah, half an hour's cool. Great. 519 00:32:09,976 --> 00:32:12,365 All right. Okay. I'll see you there. 520 00:32:13,656 --> 00:32:15,827 Bye. Bye-bye. 521 00:32:23,672 --> 00:32:26,389 I've got a date with Mary Jane! 522 00:32:26,456 --> 00:32:28,311 Word, yo? Yes! 523 00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:32,533 All right, man. Y'all got money? 524 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,055 The date couldn't have come at a worse time. 525 00:32:35,128 --> 00:32:37,332 I was flat broke. 526 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,214 All my money was tied up in our drug-dealing venture. 527 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,557 I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and maneuvering. 528 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:47,632 Hey. Watch the master at work. 529 00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:50,322 You look great. You look wonderful. Thank you. 530 00:32:50,392 --> 00:32:53,207 You know what? I was thinkin' it's so nice out, 531 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:55,606 wanna go for a walk? 532 00:32:55,672 --> 00:32:58,771 Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk. 533 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,695 Good. Good. Let's. 534 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,833 So far, so good. 535 00:33:02,904 --> 00:33:08,120 Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny. 536 00:33:08,184 --> 00:33:10,159 Damn, I was good! 537 00:33:10,233 --> 00:33:13,266 And then it happened. I'm hungry too. 538 00:33:13,336 --> 00:33:17,744 Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh? 539 00:33:17,816 --> 00:33:20,401 Hey, what luck. Hot dog. 540 00:33:20,472 --> 00:33:25,393 Hey, what can I get you? Could I have a hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut? 541 00:33:25,464 --> 00:33:28,181 Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. Damn! 542 00:33:28,248 --> 00:33:31,117 I've not had a hot dog in so long. 543 00:33:31,192 --> 00:33:34,040 Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink? 544 00:33:34,104 --> 00:33:37,039 You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please? 545 00:33:37,112 --> 00:33:40,975 Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you. 546 00:33:41,048 --> 00:33:44,463 Greedy bastard! Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day? 547 00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:47,286 I know a really good place uptown. 548 00:33:47,352 --> 00:33:49,392 Great. Let's hoof it. 549 00:33:49,464 --> 00:33:53,239 Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time? 550 00:33:54,264 --> 00:33:56,119 Sure. 551 00:34:01,112 --> 00:34:03,000 Thanks a lot, buddy. 552 00:34:03,064 --> 00:34:05,071 You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn. 553 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,959 You should be kissing my ass. You guys are greedy. 554 00:34:08,024 --> 00:34:09,912 Best ice cream in town. 555 00:34:09,976 --> 00:34:13,074 Spare change for some food? Oh. 556 00:34:13,143 --> 00:34:17,399 Don't mind if I do. Thanks, young brother. 557 00:34:17,464 --> 00:34:20,050 No, thank you. 558 00:34:21,432 --> 00:34:26,833 Mmm. Mmm-mmm. Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad. 559 00:34:26,904 --> 00:34:30,548 But... he deserves to be where he is. 560 00:34:30,616 --> 00:34:33,300 Drug dealers belong in jail. 561 00:34:33,368 --> 00:34:35,702 Yeah. Yeah, wow. 562 00:34:35,768 --> 00:34:39,151 Yeah. Um, how long he been in there? 563 00:34:39,224 --> 00:34:42,093 Four years next month. Four years. 564 00:34:42,168 --> 00:34:45,397 And what exactly was he sellin'? Marijuana. 565 00:34:45,464 --> 00:34:48,399 Four years just for weed? Damn! 566 00:34:48,472 --> 00:34:50,927 Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. 567 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,099 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. 568 00:34:54,169 --> 00:34:56,143 I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. 569 00:34:56,216 --> 00:34:58,671 Yeah, mostly junk food. 570 00:35:00,536 --> 00:35:02,674 You don't smoke weed, do you? 571 00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:06,167 Come on, Mary Jane. 572 00:35:06,232 --> 00:35:10,226 I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana? 573 00:35:10,296 --> 00:35:12,401 So you swear you don't? 574 00:35:12,472 --> 00:35:14,675 Yeah, sure. 575 00:35:14,744 --> 00:35:19,478 Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana. 576 00:35:19,544 --> 00:35:22,293 What? Oh, my God. 577 00:35:22,361 --> 00:35:24,630 Do you swear? 578 00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:29,014 Yes, Mary Jane. I swear. 579 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,048 That you got pretty eyes. 580 00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:33,974 That's good. 581 00:35:35,352 --> 00:35:37,206 That's real good. 582 00:35:37,271 --> 00:35:41,395 I got some booty. I got some booty. I got some booty. 583 00:35:41,464 --> 00:35:43,373 It was really good too. 584 00:35:43,448 --> 00:35:46,448 Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer. 585 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:51,156 She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again. 586 00:35:51,224 --> 00:35:54,006 I was hooked on Mary Jane. 587 00:35:54,295 --> 00:35:58,486 The next mornin' the phones blew up like we were havin' a fuckin' telethon, man. 588 00:35:58,551 --> 00:36:02,196 Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy. 589 00:36:02,264 --> 00:36:05,428 We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here. 590 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:07,406 He's what we call an enhancement smoker, 591 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,408 'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. 592 00:36:11,479 --> 00:36:13,552 Mi casa es su casa. Observe. 593 00:36:13,624 --> 00:36:15,479 You're Scarface, right? Yeah. 594 00:36:15,544 --> 00:36:17,551 I love Al Pacino, man. 595 00:36:17,624 --> 00:36:20,439 Did you ever see Scent of a Woman? Yep. 596 00:36:22,168 --> 00:36:26,990 Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed? 597 00:36:27,064 --> 00:36:31,886 That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow! 598 00:36:33,303 --> 00:36:36,599 Sixty bucks, yo. That's cool, man. 599 00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:38,519 I got it. I got it. 600 00:36:41,048 --> 00:36:45,423 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo. 601 00:36:45,496 --> 00:36:49,489 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed? 602 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,797 Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man! 603 00:36:51,864 --> 00:36:53,839 There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun? 604 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:56,051 I don't know, man. What? What? 605 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,487 Red team go. Red team go. 606 00:36:58,552 --> 00:37:02,065 Just some weird shit, man. Man, you're fuckin' crazy, yo. 607 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:04,470 Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man. 608 00:37:04,535 --> 00:37:07,732 Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later. 609 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,077 It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man. 610 00:37:12,152 --> 00:37:15,665 A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own. 611 00:37:15,736 --> 00:37:18,224 But as soon as you smoke it, here they come. 612 00:37:18,296 --> 00:37:20,598 Damn! - What up? Man! 613 00:37:20,664 --> 00:37:22,769 What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man. 614 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,695 What y'all doin'? Nothin'. 615 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,549 Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'. 616 00:37:26,616 --> 00:37:29,266 What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me have some. 617 00:37:29,335 --> 00:37:33,426 All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger. 618 00:37:33,496 --> 00:37:35,405 Always come around. 619 00:37:41,016 --> 00:37:42,990 Can't even smoke weed in peace. 620 00:37:44,984 --> 00:37:47,570 I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother. 621 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,988 You know we sell this? I don't know if you knew that. 622 00:37:51,063 --> 00:37:54,380 It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday. 623 00:37:59,576 --> 00:38:03,089 I'm gonna get up out of here. Y'all stay up, now. Nice seeing y'all. 624 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,127 Yeah. Look at that shit. Man. 625 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,055 Then there's the "You Should've Been There" smoker. 626 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,502 They love talkin' about the old days, back when weed was grass. 627 00:38:11,575 --> 00:38:14,445 Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke that shit on the street. 628 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,164 Cops didn't say nothin'. Hell, they was gettin' high too. Everybody was doin' it. 629 00:38:18,232 --> 00:38:20,654 Mm. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know? 630 00:38:20,727 --> 00:38:22,832 It was the thing to do because it got you high. 631 00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:25,718 Can you dig? I feel ya. That's why I'm doin' it. 632 00:38:25,783 --> 00:38:30,159 I feel it. Man, you're cool as shit, mister. 633 00:38:30,231 --> 00:38:33,548 I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks. 634 00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:36,177 Sixty bucks? Yeah. 635 00:38:36,248 --> 00:38:40,176 Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean? 636 00:38:41,816 --> 00:38:45,428 You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? How much? 637 00:38:45,496 --> 00:38:48,049 I don't know. IWe never used 'em. 638 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,836 We call this kid the "After School Special" smoker. 639 00:38:50,904 --> 00:38:53,359 He spends all of his allowance on reefer. 640 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:55,887 Thanks, little buddy. 641 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,342 Now, in the next room, his father, an "I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool" smoker, 642 00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:03,344 is tokin' up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son. 643 00:39:03,415 --> 00:39:07,027 Isn't that ironic? Don't you think? 644 00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:10,773 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma. 645 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,004 And it's good for arthritis too. 646 00:39:14,072 --> 00:39:17,138 We made over 20 grand that first week, man. 647 00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:21,136 And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit. 648 00:39:21,207 --> 00:39:24,590 But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full-time. 649 00:39:24,664 --> 00:39:27,381 Scarface quit his job. 650 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:30,066 Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio. 651 00:39:32,696 --> 00:39:34,736 Fuck you. Fuck you. 652 00:39:34,808 --> 00:39:37,677 Fuck you. You're cool. 653 00:39:37,752 --> 00:39:40,435 And fuck you. I'm out! 654 00:39:42,456 --> 00:39:46,678 Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could. 655 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:59,153 Don't worry. Don't worry. 656 00:39:59,224 --> 00:40:02,672 I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do: 657 00:40:02,743 --> 00:40:05,874 Flip out, man! 658 00:40:05,944 --> 00:40:10,548 All I wanna know is: who's comin' with me? 659 00:40:13,368 --> 00:40:16,237 Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me? 660 00:40:17,368 --> 00:40:21,329 Huh? Who's comin' with me, man? 661 00:40:22,456 --> 00:40:26,165 I will. Jan. 662 00:40:26,231 --> 00:40:30,060 Thank you, Jan. Yeah. 663 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,549 That's what I'm talkin' about. 664 00:40:34,615 --> 00:40:37,397 Bully, man. Yeah. 665 00:40:43,224 --> 00:40:47,566 Jan, will you be my girlfriend? 666 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,415 I would... but I'm gay, you know? 667 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,389 Ohh. I'm a big dyke. 668 00:40:53,463 --> 00:40:55,318 What's that like? 669 00:40:55,383 --> 00:40:57,904 Thank you for calling. Thank you very much. Bye-bye. 670 00:40:57,976 --> 00:41:00,975 We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian. 671 00:41:01,047 --> 00:41:02,935 But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy. 672 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,131 She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed. 673 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:08,054 All right, then. 674 00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:11,502 Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man. 675 00:41:11,576 --> 00:41:14,642 We got customers from all over New York. 676 00:41:14,712 --> 00:41:17,362 We even stole a few from Samson. Oh, what's up, nigger? 677 00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:20,279 Come on in, man. Come on, weed man. 678 00:41:20,343 --> 00:41:22,198 Thanks, baby. 679 00:41:22,263 --> 00:41:25,111 Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' him. 680 00:41:25,176 --> 00:41:28,852 Ha! Sir Smoka Lot. 681 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,059 What can I get you today, Smoka Lot? Love weed. 682 00:41:31,127 --> 00:41:33,975 Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest chiva. 683 00:41:34,039 --> 00:41:37,268 Damn. Yes! Somethin' told me to bring a lot of weed, man. 684 00:41:37,335 --> 00:41:41,808 Aw, shit. Pound of my sweetest chiva. 685 00:41:41,879 --> 00:41:44,727 Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag. 686 00:41:44,792 --> 00:41:47,247 That's gonna be 9,600 bucks, bro. 687 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,360 Let's see what I got here. 688 00:41:52,439 --> 00:41:55,123 Come on, man. Hang out for a minute. Smoke with me. 689 00:41:55,192 --> 00:41:57,581 I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son. 690 00:41:57,656 --> 00:42:00,972 For you, man, I'll stay for a minute. 691 00:42:01,048 --> 00:42:03,633 But then I gotta be- gotta be goin'. 692 00:42:03,703 --> 00:42:06,486 I understand. 693 00:42:06,551 --> 00:42:11,505 And Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous. 694 00:42:11,575 --> 00:42:16,397 He told me about his lawyer. He had sex with my mama! Why? 695 00:42:16,472 --> 00:42:20,116 His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help! 696 00:42:20,184 --> 00:42:22,671 His bad back. Doctor said I need a backeotomy. 697 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:26,453 His love life. I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch! 698 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,553 I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break. 699 00:42:29,623 --> 00:42:33,485 I can't take it no more. No wonder he smokes a pound a week. 700 00:42:33,559 --> 00:42:37,137 Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and... 701 00:42:37,207 --> 00:42:39,062 Greeneyes gonna miss ya. 702 00:42:39,127 --> 00:42:43,088 And guess what else? Call me next week... about weed, about weed. 703 00:42:43,159 --> 00:42:46,454 I got more booty! I got more booty! 704 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,269 I don't mean to rub it in, folks. 705 00:42:49,335 --> 00:42:51,223 It's just that, you know, I liked this so much, man. 706 00:42:51,288 --> 00:42:54,070 When I was with her, I didn't even think about weed. 707 00:42:54,135 --> 00:42:56,274 Didn't have to. Bye. 708 00:42:56,343 --> 00:42:59,791 She was all the Mary Jane I needed. 709 00:42:59,864 --> 00:43:02,133 When I was young 710 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,128 I never needed anyone 711 00:43:06,199 --> 00:43:10,160 Makin' love was just for fun 712 00:43:10,232 --> 00:43:12,468 Those days are gone 713 00:43:15,415 --> 00:43:20,118 All by myself 714 00:43:34,295 --> 00:43:38,932 What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on. 715 00:43:38,999 --> 00:43:41,585 Come on. Come on, Nate. 716 00:43:41,656 --> 00:43:44,306 He had to stay vigilant. 717 00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:48,402 Wash off your hanKenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy. 718 00:43:48,472 --> 00:43:51,090 But we were makin' money. Hey, what's up, mates? 719 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,745 What's up, man? What's up, boy? 720 00:43:53,815 --> 00:43:56,565 What's up, yo? Nada. I'm just chillin'. 721 00:43:56,631 --> 00:43:59,947 Hey, guys. Why is there a dog biting The Guy? 722 00:44:00,023 --> 00:44:03,820 'Cause I bought a dog, B. Bought a dog? 723 00:44:03,895 --> 00:44:06,830 For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used. 724 00:44:06,903 --> 00:44:09,391 Including the house, it was only 250, yo. 725 00:44:09,463 --> 00:44:12,692 You spent $250 on a used dog? 726 00:44:12,759 --> 00:44:15,410 And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too. 727 00:44:15,479 --> 00:44:20,465 For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man. 728 00:44:20,535 --> 00:44:24,430 Who the hell told you that? The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia. 729 00:44:24,504 --> 00:44:26,642 And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother? 730 00:44:26,711 --> 00:44:30,989 No. Actually, it's Andy Garcia's brother. 731 00:44:31,064 --> 00:44:34,992 Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, remember? 732 00:44:35,064 --> 00:44:39,985 We're fund-raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. 733 00:44:40,056 --> 00:44:42,543 How much did that cost, man? Ah. 734 00:44:42,615 --> 00:44:46,161 You know, obviously you missed the point of that story, Brian. 735 00:44:46,232 --> 00:44:48,687 Come on, guys. Return this shit. We can't, yo. 736 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,654 Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber. 737 00:44:52,727 --> 00:44:56,023 No, because we don't have any money. 738 00:44:56,088 --> 00:44:58,128 The money we do have is not for spending. 739 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,510 It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man! 740 00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:06,926 If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch-slap you. 741 00:45:08,119 --> 00:45:09,974 Gimme that. 742 00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:15,372 Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious. 743 00:45:15,447 --> 00:45:19,538 We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused. 744 00:45:19,607 --> 00:45:21,844 All right? Let's be sharp. 745 00:45:21,911 --> 00:45:25,326 Scarface, your dog is mean, man. 746 00:45:25,399 --> 00:45:27,308 I know, all right. 747 00:45:27,383 --> 00:45:30,383 Somebody gotta do somethin' about this shit right now. 748 00:45:30,455 --> 00:45:32,310 Mmm. Come here, doggie. 749 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:34,863 Hey, little fella. Smell it? 750 00:45:34,935 --> 00:45:39,758 Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm. 751 00:45:39,831 --> 00:45:42,003 Good boy. 752 00:45:42,071 --> 00:45:44,886 He likes it. He loves it, man. 753 00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:48,366 Of course he loves it. Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they? 754 00:45:48,439 --> 00:45:51,439 Now you're one of us. 755 00:45:53,015 --> 00:45:56,049 Get it, Killer. 756 00:45:56,119 --> 00:46:01,553 He likes it, yo. Yeah, man, he really likes it. 757 00:46:01,623 --> 00:46:05,168 Good for you, man. Man, what did you guys do to him, yo? 758 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,535 Nothin', man. Yo, Killer. Kill! Killer, kill! 759 00:46:16,695 --> 00:46:19,346 This weed is fantastic! 760 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,745 We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries, 761 00:46:25,815 --> 00:46:29,427 and we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady. 762 00:46:29,496 --> 00:46:31,797 She's an "I'm Only Creative If I Smoke" smoker. Hi. 763 00:46:31,863 --> 00:46:35,693 She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her. 764 00:46:37,111 --> 00:46:39,729 Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really. 765 00:46:39,799 --> 00:46:41,709 You really should. 766 00:46:43,575 --> 00:46:47,350 I have killed. I have helped kill. 767 00:46:47,415 --> 00:46:52,685 I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I. 768 00:46:52,759 --> 00:46:56,272 I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ. 769 00:46:57,879 --> 00:47:02,484 You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own... 770 00:47:02,552 --> 00:47:06,294 The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, 771 00:47:06,359 --> 00:47:08,214 especially when it comes to reefer. 772 00:47:09,303 --> 00:47:11,507 Hey, man, we're out of papers. 773 00:47:11,575 --> 00:47:15,470 All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. 774 00:47:15,543 --> 00:47:18,390 We don't have a corkscrew. 775 00:47:18,456 --> 00:47:21,903 All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. 776 00:47:21,975 --> 00:47:25,521 Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up! 777 00:47:25,591 --> 00:47:27,980 And then you got your straight-up potheads. Ooh! 778 00:47:28,055 --> 00:47:30,990 You can spot these people by their lack of motivation, 779 00:47:31,063 --> 00:47:35,765 mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count. 780 00:47:35,831 --> 00:47:40,174 I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this: 781 00:47:40,247 --> 00:47:42,353 We ain't no goddamn potheads. 782 00:47:42,423 --> 00:47:44,113 Hmm. 783 00:47:44,184 --> 00:47:46,223 Shit. 784 00:47:46,487 --> 00:47:48,658 Then you have the avid nonsmoker. 785 00:47:48,727 --> 00:47:52,208 A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, 786 00:47:52,279 --> 00:47:55,093 call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed... 787 00:47:55,159 --> 00:47:57,679 and request that you personally deliver it. 788 00:47:57,751 --> 00:48:02,028 Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you sellin' weed. 789 00:48:02,103 --> 00:48:06,838 You smoke weed? At last we can share everything. 790 00:48:06,903 --> 00:48:10,645 Get off me, you Iying son of a bitch! What is this? 791 00:48:10,712 --> 00:48:13,013 Looks like some sort of a business card. 792 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,724 Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this! 793 00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:20,468 I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again. 794 00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:23,535 God, what is wrong with me? Hey... 795 00:48:23,607 --> 00:48:26,029 Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right? 796 00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:28,208 Good-bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up! 797 00:48:28,279 --> 00:48:30,221 Hey, Mary Jane! 798 00:48:30,295 --> 00:48:34,452 Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you... 799 00:48:34,519 --> 00:48:36,373 and I wanted to be with you. 800 00:48:37,399 --> 00:48:39,254 Mary Jane. 801 00:48:49,943 --> 00:48:51,798 Knight Rider. 802 00:48:51,863 --> 00:48:54,351 A shadowy flight into the dangerous world... 803 00:48:54,423 --> 00:48:57,423 of a man who does not exist. 804 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:03,668 Thurgood, why the long face, man? 805 00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:06,223 Mary Jane dumped me. Shh. Quiet down, yo. 806 00:49:06,295 --> 00:49:09,197 Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. Cecil? 807 00:49:09,271 --> 00:49:13,069 When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face 808 00:49:13,143 --> 00:49:16,721 Call him over to my place 809 00:49:19,191 --> 00:49:21,908 Box it Man, it gets you high 810 00:49:21,975 --> 00:49:24,593 And that's when things started going wrong. 811 00:49:24,663 --> 00:49:29,519 Samson, it looks like somebody is cuttin' into your business, baby. 812 00:49:29,591 --> 00:49:33,649 Shit. Do you like what you see, Samson? 813 00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,574 Do I look like I like what I see? 814 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:39,349 Who is this Mr. Nice Guy? 815 00:49:39,415 --> 00:49:42,317 I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer. 816 00:49:42,391 --> 00:49:44,366 Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy. 817 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,636 I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions. 818 00:49:51,511 --> 00:49:53,900 Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny. 819 00:49:55,255 --> 00:49:58,931 Listen, uh, I, uh, just wanted to say thank you... 820 00:49:58,999 --> 00:50:01,333 for protecting me back there. 821 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:05,141 We didn't mind. Huh? Did we, Fuzzy Nuts? 822 00:50:05,207 --> 00:50:08,590 I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside. 823 00:50:08,663 --> 00:50:11,729 You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days. 824 00:50:11,799 --> 00:50:13,839 Is that right? 825 00:50:19,031 --> 00:50:22,773 Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man. 826 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,156 Eleven days, Thurgood, I'm as good as skewered. 827 00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:29,580 Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield? 828 00:50:29,655 --> 00:50:32,111 Ooh. Hurry, Thurgood. 829 00:50:32,183 --> 00:50:35,479 I'm countin' on you, man! Please! Please! 830 00:50:35,543 --> 00:50:38,477 Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time. 831 00:50:38,551 --> 00:50:41,999 We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers. 832 00:50:55,415 --> 00:50:59,277 Damn, B! I been set up. 833 00:51:02,295 --> 00:51:04,564 We'll get back to that in a second. 834 00:51:04,631 --> 00:51:07,926 But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week. 835 00:51:07,991 --> 00:51:11,220 I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her. 836 00:51:11,287 --> 00:51:15,957 Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years. 837 00:51:16,023 --> 00:51:19,023 Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane. 838 00:51:20,919 --> 00:51:23,407 I had to get Mary Jane back. 839 00:51:23,479 --> 00:51:27,221 What do you want? 840 00:51:28,311 --> 00:51:30,864 I want you back, Mary Jane. 841 00:51:30,935 --> 00:51:35,692 I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back. 842 00:51:35,767 --> 00:51:38,581 I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it. 843 00:51:38,647 --> 00:51:41,843 If that's what you want, then- then I'll change for you. 844 00:51:41,911 --> 00:51:45,075 Heard that before. Said that before. 845 00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:49,169 But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean. 846 00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,501 I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'. 847 00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:57,040 Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man. 848 00:51:57,111 --> 00:51:59,413 There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today. 849 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,537 I love you. 850 00:52:03,607 --> 00:52:06,127 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. 851 00:52:06,199 --> 00:52:10,956 And I realized something: I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smokin' marijuana. 852 00:52:11,031 --> 00:52:13,813 I couldn't stop thinkin' about gettin' high. 853 00:52:13,879 --> 00:52:16,246 It was time to get help. 854 00:52:16,311 --> 00:52:19,540 Hi, everyone. My name is Thurgood. 855 00:52:19,607 --> 00:52:23,798 Hi, Thurgood. Hi. 856 00:52:23,862 --> 00:52:28,336 I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana. 857 00:52:28,407 --> 00:52:31,920 You in here because of marijuana? 858 00:52:31,991 --> 00:52:33,965 Marijuana? 859 00:52:34,039 --> 00:52:36,690 Man, this is some bullshit! 860 00:52:36,759 --> 00:52:38,646 Marijuana is not a drug. 861 00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:42,289 I used to suck dick for coke. I seen him! 862 00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:44,213 And that's an addiction, man. 863 00:52:44,279 --> 00:52:46,351 You ever suck dick for marijuana? Huh? 864 00:52:48,631 --> 00:52:52,243 No. No, I can't say I have. I didn't think so. 865 00:52:52,311 --> 00:52:55,093 Boo this man! Boo! 866 00:53:04,374 --> 00:53:06,447 No. 867 00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:11,564 No! 868 00:53:11,639 --> 00:53:13,614 Devil man. 869 00:53:13,686 --> 00:53:17,331 Devil666- The mark of the beast! 870 00:53:17,399 --> 00:53:20,465 No! Naughty! 871 00:53:20,535 --> 00:53:23,055 Naughty jungle of love! 872 00:53:25,783 --> 00:53:28,598 The man is serious. Calm down. How serious can it be? 873 00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:31,478 He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy. He told me. 874 00:53:35,511 --> 00:53:37,365 Oh, man. 875 00:53:39,542 --> 00:53:41,811 No, yo! 876 00:53:41,879 --> 00:53:43,886 They killed Killer, B! 877 00:53:45,111 --> 00:53:47,696 Yo, Samson did this, man. 878 00:53:48,727 --> 00:53:51,477 Yo, he killed Killer, man. 879 00:53:51,543 --> 00:53:54,325 Hey. He killed... 880 00:53:54,391 --> 00:53:56,846 I'm gonna call Brian. 881 00:53:56,919 --> 00:53:59,669 Let's just give him a proper burial, all right? 882 00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:02,102 I'm sorry, man. 883 00:54:02,167 --> 00:54:04,022 Jesus Christ. 884 00:54:04,087 --> 00:54:07,731 Oh! I'm sorry. Watch it, man! You stepped on his head! 885 00:54:07,799 --> 00:54:10,613 I'm sorry. I didn't even see him. 886 00:54:42,391 --> 00:54:45,326 I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke. 887 00:54:46,359 --> 00:54:48,660 What happened, man? 888 00:54:48,727 --> 00:54:51,956 You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened. 889 00:54:52,023 --> 00:54:55,252 Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me. 890 00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:58,483 They was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy. 891 00:54:58,551 --> 00:55:00,973 So they probably roughed the Guy up, 892 00:55:01,046 --> 00:55:03,534 then they started goin' to war with the apartment. 893 00:55:03,607 --> 00:55:06,803 They had num-chuks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns. 894 00:55:06,871 --> 00:55:09,292 Killer paid the price, yo. 895 00:55:09,367 --> 00:55:13,458 He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the num-chuks, yo. 896 00:55:14,455 --> 00:55:18,164 I think it's more complex than that. 897 00:55:18,230 --> 00:55:22,508 More complex than that? You know what I think happened? 898 00:55:22,583 --> 00:55:25,681 You want to hear what I think, man? 899 00:55:27,607 --> 00:55:31,469 First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, 900 00:55:31,543 --> 00:55:35,536 you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. 901 00:55:35,606 --> 00:55:38,923 Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. 902 00:55:38,998 --> 00:55:41,846 He was always ashamed of this, man. 903 00:55:41,911 --> 00:55:46,450 And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. 904 00:55:46,518 --> 00:55:49,104 He's a small-time gunrunner... 905 00:55:49,175 --> 00:55:51,346 and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. 906 00:55:51,414 --> 00:55:55,026 So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. 907 00:55:55,095 --> 00:55:57,135 He is damn good. 908 00:55:57,207 --> 00:56:00,982 But then he had the fight of his life. 909 00:56:01,047 --> 00:56:04,276 They pit him against his brother Nibbles. 910 00:56:04,343 --> 00:56:08,020 And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!" 911 00:56:08,087 --> 00:56:10,771 And he made 'em fight anyway. 912 00:56:10,839 --> 00:56:13,522 And then Killer, he killed Nibbles. 913 00:56:14,551 --> 00:56:17,202 And Killer said, "That's it." 914 00:56:17,271 --> 00:56:22,639 He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. 915 00:56:22,711 --> 00:56:26,769 And then in a rage, he collapsed, 916 00:56:26,838 --> 00:56:28,944 and his heart... 917 00:56:29,014 --> 00:56:31,153 no longer beat. 918 00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:35,282 Wow. 919 00:56:35,351 --> 00:56:37,652 You know, uh, 920 00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,533 I never thought I'd say this to anybody, 921 00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:43,948 but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. 922 00:56:44,022 --> 00:56:47,056 What if The Guy did it? 923 00:56:47,127 --> 00:56:49,647 No way. You think? 924 00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,574 Yo? 925 00:56:55,415 --> 00:56:58,382 Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? 926 00:57:03,255 --> 00:57:06,550 I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do. 927 00:57:11,191 --> 00:57:13,046 Samson did this shit, yo. 928 00:57:16,662 --> 00:57:18,834 Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories. 929 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,292 Well, did you get my message? 930 00:57:21,366 --> 00:57:25,295 Who is this? This is Samson, smarty-pants. 931 00:57:25,367 --> 00:57:27,985 Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. 932 00:57:28,055 --> 00:57:30,640 Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell... 933 00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:32,565 Shut up, bitch! 934 00:57:32,630 --> 00:57:36,143 You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass... 935 00:57:36,214 --> 00:57:39,084 over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow! 936 00:57:39,158 --> 00:57:43,250 Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir. 937 00:57:43,319 --> 00:57:45,872 Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em. 938 00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:49,363 Oh, my God. 939 00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:52,114 We're in a lot of trouble. 940 00:57:52,182 --> 00:57:56,077 Scarface, perhaps you could help me. 941 00:57:56,151 --> 00:58:00,461 Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican? 942 00:58:00,535 --> 00:58:03,883 Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo. 943 00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:09,076 Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head. 944 00:58:09,143 --> 00:58:11,794 We're in a lot of trouble, guys. 945 00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:16,173 We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. Where are we gonna get a Jamaican? 946 00:58:16,247 --> 00:58:19,662 I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man. 947 00:58:19,735 --> 00:58:21,590 Yeah. 948 00:58:23,319 --> 00:58:25,653 You have smoked yourself retarded. 949 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:35,374 Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy. 950 00:58:36,663 --> 00:58:39,346 Welcome to my lair. 951 00:58:39,414 --> 00:58:43,276 Well, now. Tell me a little bit about yourself. 952 00:58:45,911 --> 00:58:50,482 Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy. 953 00:58:50,550 --> 00:58:52,689 What part of Jamaica? 954 00:58:52,758 --> 00:58:55,955 Right near the beach- Boy 955 00:58:56,023 --> 00:58:59,154 I think you're bullshitting me. 956 00:58:59,222 --> 00:59:02,517 Samson Simpson, I stick by my story! 957 00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:04,437 I'm from Jamaica. 958 00:59:04,502 --> 00:59:09,838 If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm? 959 00:59:09,910 --> 00:59:11,951 Delilah, 960 00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:16,146 get me 814. 961 00:59:16,214 --> 00:59:18,800 814. 962 00:59:18,871 --> 00:59:21,685 What the fuck is 814? 963 00:59:26,422 --> 00:59:32,085 Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow. 964 00:59:32,151 --> 00:59:35,467 You know, I have been Iying to you. 965 00:59:35,543 --> 00:59:39,340 I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay? 966 00:59:39,414 --> 00:59:42,284 WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up. 967 00:59:42,359 --> 00:59:45,654 Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail. 968 00:59:45,718 --> 00:59:48,052 Now this is what's gonna happen. 969 00:59:48,119 --> 00:59:51,250 You make about 40,000, 50,000 a week. 970 00:59:51,318 --> 00:59:53,707 Shit. I wish. 971 00:59:53,783 --> 00:59:56,336 Well, I want half, 972 00:59:56,407 --> 01:00:00,018 $20,000 a week, or you're dead! 973 01:00:00,087 --> 01:00:02,159 You understand? 974 01:00:02,230 --> 01:00:06,420 Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair. 975 01:00:06,486 --> 01:00:08,974 Class dismissed. 976 01:00:10,551 --> 01:00:13,617 Man, we are in trouble, man. 977 01:00:17,334 --> 01:00:22,931 Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us... 978 01:00:22,998 --> 01:00:27,188 Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on. 979 01:00:28,790 --> 01:00:33,133 You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us! 980 01:00:36,182 --> 01:00:40,011 Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money? 981 01:00:40,086 --> 01:00:43,501 You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy. 982 01:00:43,574 --> 01:00:47,371 I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man. 983 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:55,732 Hey, what day is it? Saturday. 984 01:00:55,798 --> 01:00:57,653 Is it January? 985 01:00:57,718 --> 01:01:00,369 No, man, it's August. 986 01:01:00,438 --> 01:01:03,253 Oh, wow. August. 987 01:01:03,318 --> 01:01:05,969 Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys. 988 01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:10,611 You know, if you want to double your profits, you should rob that lab. 989 01:01:10,679 --> 01:01:12,883 Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there. 990 01:01:12,951 --> 01:01:15,798 Just go in and rob the place blind. 991 01:01:15,862 --> 01:01:17,717 It'll work, I promise you. 992 01:01:20,439 --> 01:01:23,700 Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are, 993 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:26,734 are you plannin' on movin' out anytime soon? 994 01:01:26,807 --> 01:01:30,669 Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? 995 01:01:30,743 --> 01:01:34,834 I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now. 996 01:02:11,574 --> 01:02:13,429 Phase One is complete, yo. 997 01:02:13,494 --> 01:02:15,698 All right. 998 01:02:15,767 --> 01:02:19,215 Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second-floor supply room. 999 01:02:19,286 --> 01:02:22,003 Grab all the weed you can grab, and we are outta here! 1000 01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:23,925 Sick, man! This is it? 1001 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:25,845 Let's do it. 1002 01:02:25,911 --> 01:02:27,765 Watch your step. 1003 01:02:36,694 --> 01:02:39,760 You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man. 1004 01:02:39,830 --> 01:02:43,442 I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked. 1005 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:45,931 I didn't say the alarm would be off. 1006 01:02:46,006 --> 01:02:48,974 I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo! 1007 01:02:49,046 --> 01:02:51,217 You guys, wait up! 1008 01:02:53,399 --> 01:02:55,253 Oh. 1009 01:02:55,319 --> 01:02:57,522 Hold up! 1010 01:02:57,591 --> 01:03:01,714 Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? Yeah. 1011 01:03:01,782 --> 01:03:05,939 Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun. 1012 01:03:06,006 --> 01:03:08,111 Right over here! Come on! 1013 01:03:13,878 --> 01:03:15,733 I hope there's some left. 1014 01:03:29,462 --> 01:03:33,139 Maui Wowie! 1015 01:03:46,934 --> 01:03:50,196 I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go! 1016 01:03:54,262 --> 01:03:56,401 Come on, man! 1017 01:04:10,070 --> 01:04:13,714 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head. 1018 01:04:13,782 --> 01:04:17,099 Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B. 1019 01:04:17,175 --> 01:04:19,062 Just get down, man. 1020 01:04:22,454 --> 01:04:24,658 At least Brian got away, yo. 1021 01:04:24,726 --> 01:04:29,515 Whoa! My nads! Oh! 1022 01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:33,456 Hey, thank God, man! 1023 01:04:33,526 --> 01:04:36,493 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head! 1024 01:04:38,006 --> 01:04:39,861 Move in. 1025 01:04:43,062 --> 01:04:45,396 Breaking and entering. 1026 01:04:45,462 --> 01:04:47,350 You got me? Open and shut. 1027 01:04:47,414 --> 01:04:49,934 I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em. 1028 01:04:50,006 --> 01:04:53,781 Hey, wait a minute, guys. 1029 01:04:53,846 --> 01:04:57,523 It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living? 1030 01:04:57,590 --> 01:04:59,979 I'm a detective. Yeah, we're detectives. 1031 01:05:00,054 --> 01:05:03,371 Oh. Okay then, detect. Ask us somethin'. 1032 01:05:03,446 --> 01:05:07,603 What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah. 1033 01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:10,703 Aw, shit, yo. 1034 01:05:10,774 --> 01:05:15,084 Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there. 1035 01:05:15,158 --> 01:05:18,060 I mean, we can't bring him down. Crazy. 1036 01:05:18,134 --> 01:05:20,501 But we can bring you Samson. 1037 01:05:20,566 --> 01:05:24,014 Just ask me how. Ask me! 1038 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,835 How are you gonna bring Samson down? 1039 01:05:26,902 --> 01:05:29,805 We got a meeting with him in a couple days. 1040 01:05:29,879 --> 01:05:31,951 I'll wear a wire. Hmm? 1041 01:05:32,022 --> 01:05:36,015 All right, listen to me. There's $30,000 in this knapsack. 1042 01:05:36,086 --> 01:05:38,420 When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him, 1043 01:05:38,486 --> 01:05:41,420 and with the remaining ten, buy whatever narcotics he's got around. 1044 01:05:41,494 --> 01:05:44,593 You got me? You paying attention? 1045 01:05:44,662 --> 01:05:47,345 No. Sorry, man. 1046 01:05:47,414 --> 01:05:50,448 Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'. 1047 01:05:50,518 --> 01:05:54,129 So make sure that you say it, and make sure that you get Samson to say it. 1048 01:05:54,198 --> 01:05:56,053 No codes. No slang. Yeah. 1049 01:05:56,118 --> 01:06:00,274 As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, "Abracadabra." 1050 01:06:00,342 --> 01:06:03,310 Abracadabra. Abracadabra? 1051 01:06:04,822 --> 01:06:07,953 Okay. Okay. Make sure that you are relaxed. 1052 01:06:08,022 --> 01:06:09,877 And just act completely normal. 1053 01:06:09,942 --> 01:06:12,593 That's gonna be a problem. What do you mean? 1054 01:06:12,662 --> 01:06:15,978 I mean we haven't smoked any weed today, man. 1055 01:06:16,054 --> 01:06:21,205 If the three of us go in there all clear-eyed, Samson is gonna know somethin's up. 1056 01:06:23,606 --> 01:06:25,940 Well, if you think it's gonna help. 1057 01:06:26,006 --> 01:06:28,908 Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light? 1058 01:06:33,558 --> 01:06:36,307 Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1059 01:06:36,374 --> 01:06:39,091 Thanks, Officer. 1060 01:06:43,734 --> 01:06:45,676 I just wanna say, 1061 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:49,547 that was a great idea, Thurgood. 1062 01:06:49,622 --> 01:06:54,226 Wow. I mean, where do you even- Just smoke it, yo! 1063 01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:57,937 If somethin' happens to us, could you... 1064 01:06:58,006 --> 01:07:01,236 could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman? 1065 01:07:01,301 --> 01:07:03,189 Sure thing, kid. 1066 01:07:03,254 --> 01:07:08,721 AndAnd tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. He's in prison. 1067 01:07:08,790 --> 01:07:11,659 Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's move. 1068 01:07:12,982 --> 01:07:14,957 Just remember to speak clearly. 1069 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,583 Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah. 1070 01:07:17,654 --> 01:07:19,509 It ain't always good... 1071 01:07:19,574 --> 01:07:22,574 to get high before you have important things to do. 1072 01:07:22,646 --> 01:07:27,218 Lucky for us, the cops had our backs. 1073 01:07:27,286 --> 01:07:31,083 Hello, boys. Hi, Samson. 1074 01:07:31,158 --> 01:07:34,900 So... where's the money? 1075 01:07:34,966 --> 01:07:36,821 Right here in my bag. 1076 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:39,886 Um, Samson, can I ask you a question? 1077 01:07:39,958 --> 01:07:42,161 Go ahead. 1078 01:07:42,230 --> 01:07:45,939 Do you know where we can score some cocaine? 1079 01:07:46,007 --> 01:07:49,519 You want some candy? Uh, no, thanks. 1080 01:07:49,590 --> 01:07:53,998 But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine. 1081 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:57,365 What's so funny? 1082 01:07:57,430 --> 01:07:59,796 Those guys- Those guys are doomed! 1083 01:07:59,862 --> 01:08:02,251 I can't feel my hands! 1084 01:08:02,327 --> 01:08:04,181 II can feel them. 1085 01:08:08,022 --> 01:08:10,411 What we have here... 1086 01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:12,493 is some Columbian heaven. 1087 01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,606 Pure cocaine. 1088 01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:17,973 Candy makes you dandy. Hmm. 1089 01:08:18,038 --> 01:08:21,715 This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B? 1090 01:08:21,781 --> 01:08:24,334 We have other product. Oh, like more cocaine? 1091 01:08:26,390 --> 01:08:28,429 And that is? 1092 01:08:28,502 --> 01:08:32,593 Fine China. Babaloo. 1093 01:08:32,662 --> 01:08:36,306 Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin? 1094 01:08:36,374 --> 01:08:39,790 You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game. 1095 01:08:39,862 --> 01:08:43,157 You mean the game that you run, yo? 1096 01:08:43,221 --> 01:08:45,775 Good. Just call me Jesse Owens. 1097 01:08:45,846 --> 01:08:48,693 Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here? 1098 01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:52,620 Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too? 1099 01:08:52,695 --> 01:08:55,596 Okay. 1100 01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:57,677 All right. All right. 1101 01:08:57,751 --> 01:09:00,052 It's been a pleasure doing business with you. 1102 01:09:00,118 --> 01:09:02,966 Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money. 1103 01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:04,623 All right. 1104 01:09:06,805 --> 01:09:08,660 Abracadabra. 1105 01:09:09,910 --> 01:09:11,765 Yeah, man! 1106 01:09:13,846 --> 01:09:16,563 Abracadabra. 1107 01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:22,675 "You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need." 1108 01:09:25,943 --> 01:09:29,652 Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man. 1109 01:09:29,718 --> 01:09:34,028 Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that? 1110 01:09:34,102 --> 01:09:36,523 What? Abracadabra? 1111 01:09:36,598 --> 01:09:38,770 Yes. Abracadabra. 1112 01:09:38,838 --> 01:09:41,685 It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right? 1113 01:09:41,750 --> 01:09:44,205 Abracadabra, my brother. What's up? Abracadabra. 1114 01:09:44,278 --> 01:09:47,693 Abracadabra. Slim, take off your shirt. 1115 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:51,858 Samson, Samson, I hardly know you. 1116 01:09:51,925 --> 01:09:54,129 Ladies. Abracadabra. 1117 01:09:54,197 --> 01:09:56,270 Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo! 1118 01:09:56,342 --> 01:09:58,993 Abracadabra! Abra... 1119 01:09:59,062 --> 01:10:03,284 You're dead! All of you! 1120 01:10:03,350 --> 01:10:06,317 Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches! 1121 01:10:32,822 --> 01:10:34,676 Let's work it out. 1122 01:10:40,662 --> 01:10:43,313 Oh, yo, your titty. 1123 01:10:45,429 --> 01:10:48,746 Now, that's a titty. Fully, man. 1124 01:10:48,821 --> 01:10:51,855 That is an official fully. 1125 01:10:51,926 --> 01:10:53,682 Aah! 1126 01:10:58,294 --> 01:11:03,215 These are mean people. Mean, mean, man. Look out! 1127 01:11:08,790 --> 01:11:11,507 This is for Killer, B. 1128 01:11:11,574 --> 01:11:15,829 Surprise, surprise, surprise. 1129 01:11:15,893 --> 01:11:17,780 Look who's walkin'. 1130 01:11:19,093 --> 01:11:21,133 Nigger, I thought you said you was crippled. 1131 01:11:21,206 --> 01:11:25,198 Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way. 1132 01:11:25,270 --> 01:11:28,117 Put it down! You win. 1133 01:11:28,181 --> 01:11:30,036 Now... 1134 01:11:30,102 --> 01:11:33,298 this is the way it's gonna work. 1135 01:11:33,366 --> 01:11:36,181 I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me, 1136 01:11:36,246 --> 01:11:38,101 and I'm gonna kill him. 1137 01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:41,068 I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B. 1138 01:11:41,142 --> 01:11:46,095 Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? Jerry, we need you. 1139 01:11:46,165 --> 01:11:48,653 Abracadabra, B! 1140 01:11:53,270 --> 01:11:56,565 Oh, man! 1141 01:11:58,805 --> 01:12:01,456 Oh, wow. 1142 01:12:03,062 --> 01:12:06,323 Sucks to be you, man! 1143 01:12:08,022 --> 01:12:10,542 Oh, man! Oh, man! 1144 01:12:10,613 --> 01:12:14,737 What did I- I told you he was real, man. 1145 01:12:14,806 --> 01:12:18,701 Jerry... thank you, man. 1146 01:12:18,774 --> 01:12:20,661 You're welcome, Brian. 1147 01:12:20,726 --> 01:12:23,147 Peace. 1148 01:12:29,973 --> 01:12:32,756 Well, abracadabra. Whoa! 1149 01:12:32,821 --> 01:12:35,821 All right. What the hell's goin' on here? 1150 01:12:35,894 --> 01:12:40,149 Our job is done. These guys can go home. You guys are wasted, man. 1151 01:12:40,214 --> 01:12:43,443 Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter. 1152 01:12:43,509 --> 01:12:46,291 Gimme that back. Queer. 1153 01:12:51,893 --> 01:12:53,780 Everybody, freeze! Oh, shit! 1154 01:12:53,846 --> 01:12:55,700 Nobody move! 1155 01:12:58,390 --> 01:13:02,383 The cops took all the credit for bustin' Samson, but that's not important. 1156 01:13:02,453 --> 01:13:06,315 What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free. 1157 01:13:06,390 --> 01:13:09,205 Hallelujah! 1158 01:13:11,349 --> 01:13:13,324 Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge, 1159 01:13:13,398 --> 01:13:16,016 where I had to make things right with Mary Jane. 1160 01:13:18,998 --> 01:13:22,675 Hi. Are you? 1161 01:13:22,741 --> 01:13:24,814 A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got... 1162 01:13:24,886 --> 01:13:29,556 But-But-But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it. 1163 01:13:29,622 --> 01:13:32,655 I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here. 1164 01:13:32,725 --> 01:13:36,238 I just wanted you to see me get rid of it. 1165 01:13:38,006 --> 01:13:40,340 Could we just have a- a moment alone? 1166 01:13:42,550 --> 01:13:45,550 Do what you gotta do. Be strong. 1167 01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,476 Thanks, baby. 1168 01:13:50,486 --> 01:13:52,395 Mary Jane, 1169 01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:56,496 bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful. 1170 01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:58,421 But I gotta move on. 1171 01:13:58,486 --> 01:14:02,577 Come on. Smoke me. Have a quickie for old time's sake. 1172 01:14:02,646 --> 01:14:05,678 No. She's looking. 1173 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:08,335 She's looking. All right. Real quick. 1174 01:14:11,349 --> 01:14:14,416 No. No! It wouldn't be right. 1175 01:14:14,486 --> 01:14:16,755 Goddamn you! 1176 01:14:19,382 --> 01:14:22,000 You'll be back! 1177 01:14:23,030 --> 01:14:24,884 Everything work out okay? 1178 01:14:24,950 --> 01:14:28,049 Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you. 1179 01:14:28,118 --> 01:14:29,972 I love you too. 1180 01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:37,514 I know. I know what you're thinkin'. 1181 01:14:37,590 --> 01:14:41,485 That old Thurgood sold out, right? I'm your girl now. 1182 01:14:41,557 --> 01:14:45,780 But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it. 1183 01:14:47,126 --> 01:14:50,923 But not as much as I love pussy. 1184 01:14:50,997 --> 01:14:52,852 The End. 1185 01:14:53,878 --> 01:14:57,936 I get lifted up 1186 01:14:57,973 --> 01:15:01,617 High, high, high, high 1187 01:15:02,070 --> 01:15:06,576 I get lifted up 1188 01:15:06,646 --> 01:15:10,290 High, high, high, high 1189 01:15:10,358 --> 01:15:14,187 Sittin' here together, baby 1190 01:15:14,262 --> 01:15:16,116 We're alone 1191 01:15:18,966 --> 01:15:22,763 Now I can tell ya, girl 1192 01:15:22,837 --> 01:15:24,692 You turn me on 1193 01:15:27,317 --> 01:15:31,692 I get lifted up 1194 01:15:31,765 --> 01:15:35,442 High, high, high, high 1195 01:15:35,509 --> 01:15:40,113 I get lifted up 1196 01:15:40,181 --> 01:15:43,956 High, high, high, high 1197 01:15:44,022 --> 01:15:47,153 You've got the love that 1198 01:15:47,221 --> 01:15:49,643 The love I desire, babe 1199 01:15:52,341 --> 01:15:54,708 You've got the match 1200 01:15:54,774 --> 01:15:58,450 Ooh, that lights my life 1201 01:16:00,821 --> 01:16:05,076 I get lifted up 1202 01:16:05,142 --> 01:16:09,004 High, high, high, high 1203 01:16:09,078 --> 01:16:13,420 I get lifted up 1204 01:16:13,493 --> 01:16:17,552 High, high, high, high 1205 01:16:34,325 --> 01:16:38,580 I get lifted up 1206 01:16:38,646 --> 01:16:42,508 High, high, high, high 1207 01:16:42,581 --> 01:16:46,957 I get lifted up 1208 01:16:47,029 --> 01:16:50,859 High, high, high, high 1209 01:16:50,933 --> 01:16:53,867 You got the love that 1210 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:56,397 The love I desire, babe 1211 01:16:59,477 --> 01:17:01,419 You've got the match 1212 01:17:01,493 --> 01:17:05,748 Ooh, that lights my fire 1213 01:17:07,733 --> 01:17:12,043 I get lifted up 1214 01:17:12,117 --> 01:17:16,078 High, high, high, high 1215 01:17:16,149 --> 01:17:20,240 I get lifted up 1216 01:17:20,309 --> 01:17:24,270 High, high, high, high 1217 01:17:24,341 --> 01:17:28,881 I get lifted up 1218 01:17:28,949 --> 01:17:32,811 High, high, high, high 1219 01:17:32,885 --> 01:17:36,911 I get lifted up 1220 01:17:36,981 --> 01:17:40,975 High, high, high, high 1221 01:18:21,429 --> 01:18:23,338 Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle. 1222 01:18:23,382 --> 01:18:26,731 If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances, 1223 01:18:26,805 --> 01:18:28,660 go to your local library. 1224 01:18:28,725 --> 01:18:32,620 Remember, the more you read- The smarter you are. 1225 01:18:32,693 --> 01:18:35,214 Yea! 1226 01:18:35,285 --> 01:18:37,489 All right, man. 1227 01:18:38,305 --> 01:18:44,592 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org95580