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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:21,532 ♪ Hiya boys got your guns? Get 'em loaded ♪ 2 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:24,535 ♪ And let's start the evening with a bang ♪ 3 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:28,322 ♪ Whatcha know? Even though we've exploded ♪ 4 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:31,716 ♪ We're ready for another bang 5 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,111 ♪ From California to the Rio Grande ♪ 6 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,201 ♪ A gal should keep her ammunition handy ♪ 7 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:42,162 ♪ In the West in the wide open spaces ♪ 8 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:45,077 ♪ Nobody ever gives a dang 9 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:48,298 ♪ We just root and toot and shoot and trouble can go hang ♪ 10 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:52,259 ♪ Come on in this must be where the place is ♪ 11 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:55,305 ♪ Let's start the evening with a bang ♪ 12 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:03,748 Now simmer it down and I'll give you a treat 13 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:07,012 by telling a tale of Tenderfoot Pete, 14 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:09,493 who came to this neck of the woods from the East 15 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:13,367 not a-ridin' a horse but astride of a beast. 16 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:16,805 After ridin' so far, he admitted defeat. 17 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:19,764 Oh, he was tender, alright, 18 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:21,549 but not in the feet. 19 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:25,030 With his Stetson and boots and gun belt and vest, 20 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:28,164 he really appeared like a man of the West. 21 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,340 This dude brought his gun. 22 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,560 It was really a brute. 23 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:34,344 There was just one thing wrong. 24 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:36,172 The gun wouldn't shoot. 25 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,262 You know what they said as they buried the coot? 26 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:43,440 "Just don't aim your guns if your guns will not shoot." 27 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,137 Yeah! 28 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:51,753 ♪ Come on boys get your guns get 'em loaded ♪ 29 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:54,495 ♪ Don't shoot no blanks you'll bite the dust ♪ 30 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:58,325 ♪ Take that gent ain't his manners corroded? ♪ 31 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:01,589 ♪ Hats off to ladies is a must 32 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:04,766 ♪ A lady is a lady do not trifle ♪ 33 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:07,856 ♪ Especially if she has a gun or rifle ♪ 34 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:11,686 ♪ In the West in the wide open spaces ♪ 35 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:14,645 ♪ Nobody ever gives a dang 36 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:17,953 ♪ We just root and toot and shoot and trouble can go hang ♪ 37 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:21,652 ♪ Come on in this is just where the place is ♪ 38 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,612 ♪ Let's start the evening with a bang ♪♪ 39 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,187 Pair of eights high. 40 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:36,754 Cost you 500. 41 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,323 Five hundred, huh? 42 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,376 I'll just bump that 500. 43 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,688 Well, I'll have to see you. 44 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,516 Dealer: Last card coming out. 45 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,040 Queen. Pair of aces. 46 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,868 Give up? 47 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,131 Make your bet. 48 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:09,526 Well, Decker, you sure are a hog for punishment. 49 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:14,705 - How's everybody doing? - Not bad, Brandy. Not bad. 50 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:17,229 Looks like I might own the joint 'fore the night's over. 51 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,841 That's fine. Maybe I can get a raise, huh? 52 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:22,191 Yeah, you bet you can. You bet you can. 53 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,193 I think I need that rabbit's foot of yours. 54 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:27,892 Oh, it's that bad. Well, here. 55 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:29,241 Skinner: He's gonna need more than that 56 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,939 'fore I get through with him. 57 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,549 - Maybe you need a drink. - No. 58 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,290 I don't want a drink, but I could use some coffee. 59 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,900 - Anybody else? - No, thank you. 60 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,641 I'll take some. 61 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:41,166 So you don't think my aces got you beat, huh? 62 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,907 Decker: It's your bet. 63 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,693 Well, there's a thousand says they have. 64 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,218 You think that's enough? 65 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:53,048 Well, doggone your ornery hide. 66 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,746 I'll just bet you 5000 on top of that. 67 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,183 Well, that's fine, Henry, 68 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,750 but I, I don't see any more money 69 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:01,622 and there's no jawbone in this game. 70 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:04,755 Well, who said anything about jawbone? 71 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,540 How much will you put up against my ranch? 72 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,586 Look, you don't wanna bet your ranch, Henry. 73 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,066 I'll just call the thousand. 74 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:13,677 Oh, no, no, you ain't gonna get off that easy. 75 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:17,333 You asked for it. How much against the ranch? 76 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,380 If that's the way you want it. 77 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:24,296 - I'll go 5000. - You've got yourself a bet. 78 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:27,125 - What you got? - Now wait a minute. 79 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:29,127 Just put the bet down on a piece of paper. 80 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:40,661 There you are. My ranch against 5000 cash. 81 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,490 - Oh! - You burned me! 82 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,230 - That's hot! - I'm sorry. 83 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,711 Skinner: Oh, it's alright. Brandy: Let me wipe it off. 84 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,060 I must have tripped over something. 85 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,322 Don't worry about it, huh? 86 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:52,150 I'm terribly, terribly sorry. 87 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:54,283 Forget it. Let's play poker. 88 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:55,937 You callin' my bet or ain't you? 89 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,591 I said I'd call. 90 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:02,552 Three shinin' aces. 91 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,338 Where? 92 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,123 I only see two. 93 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,695 I had an ace in the hole. 94 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,523 How'd that deuce get there? 95 00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,786 Maybe you only thought you had an ace. 96 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,701 Looks like that makes my two pair good. 97 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:23,268 Wait a minute! Get your hands off that pot. 98 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,140 Henry, you were bluffing and you were called. 99 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,663 Now why don't you take it like a man? 100 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,535 Somebody switched that card on me. 101 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,406 You bunch of crooks! All of you! 102 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,103 I'd take it easy if I were you. 103 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,018 You think I'm gonna let you cheat me out of everything 104 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,281 I got in the world? You think I'm crazy? 105 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:44,420 Dummy, you and the Professor take him outside 106 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,204 and cool him off. 107 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,567 Nice work, honey. 108 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,786 That rabbit's foot never fails. 109 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,661 Well, that does it. 110 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:10,533 We got a solid strip of land clear across the valley now. 111 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,100 Now that you've got it, what are you gonna do with it? 112 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,971 Fence it off, charge four bits a head 113 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:16,234 for every steer that's driven across. 114 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:19,194 Hm, with all of them Texas cattle comin' through, 115 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,065 that ought to run into quite a little dough. 116 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,154 Decker: A hundred and fifty, two hundred thousand a year. 117 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,200 I know what it is I like about you. 118 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,985 - What? - You're so good at arithmetic. 119 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,813 A hundred and fifty thousand. I could afford to get married. 120 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,946 I could afford not to. 121 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:34,122 Well, I'd better be getting downstairs. 122 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,048 Now there's just one thing you gotta learn, baby. 123 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:51,531 You've got to keep those pretty fingers out of the till. 124 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,794 You can't blame a poor girl for trying. 125 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,579 - But you never quit. - That's right. 126 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,659 Bailey: Hold on, Skinner! 127 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,792 Where you goin' with that rifle? 128 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,273 I'm gonna kill that dirty skunk Decker. 129 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,970 He sucked me into bettin' my ranch. 130 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,450 Then he switched my hole card on me. 131 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,147 You ain't killin' nobody, Henry. 132 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,019 Give me that rifle, sheriff. He can't get by with this. 133 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,674 You-- You better leave that up to me. 134 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:50,024 They won't get your ranch, don't you worry about that. 135 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,201 Now go on home before you get yourself killed. 136 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,638 I ain't askin' you, Henry. I'm tellin' you. 137 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,466 Now go on home. 138 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,262 - What's the trouble, sheriff? - No trouble. 139 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,351 Ah, no, something's up. I can tell by the way you're walkin'. 140 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,875 When Tom Destry walked like that, 141 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,485 he was heading for trouble. You want any help? 142 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,704 I'll holler if I do, Rags. 143 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,053 I used to be a fast man with a gun. 144 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,794 When I was Destry's deputy, 145 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,492 them gunslingers didn't dare come to town. 146 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,282 Looking for somebody, sheriff? 147 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,328 Just wanna find out what Decker's running up there. 148 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,591 A poker game or a land grab. 149 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,899 Why don't you be a smart sheriff and buy me a drink instead? 150 00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,510 If I were smart, Brandy, I wouldn't be a sheriff. 151 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,259 Brandy, Brandy, they won't believe me! 152 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,522 I was Destry's deputy, wasn't I? 153 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,046 - Sure, you were. - Ah, there, you see? 154 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,874 I ought to know, I was the other deputy. 155 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:05,012 Well, come in, sheriff. 156 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,622 Come in. Have a drink. 157 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,972 Thanks, I only drink with friends. 158 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,713 Any reason we can't be friends? 159 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,149 I could name one. 160 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,760 Alright, suppose you tell me. 161 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,283 Might be something we could do about it. 162 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,980 - There is. - What's that? 163 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:20,070 Give Henry Skinner's ranch back to him. 164 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,464 Why should I? I won it. 165 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,422 That's not what Henry says. 166 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,730 What does Henry say? 167 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,080 He says you switched cards on him. 168 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,603 Well, there you are. 169 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,258 Henry never was a very good loser. 170 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,391 I told him not to bet, but he wouldn't listen. 171 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,262 You called the bet, didn't you? 172 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,700 Certainly. What was I supposed to do? Fold the winning hand? 173 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,093 I had a lot of money in that pot. 174 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,705 I didn't figure you'd steal it from him for nothing. 175 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,623 I don't think I like that word. 176 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,541 You give me a better one. I'll use it. 177 00:11:56,585 --> 00:12:00,110 Now, look, I won that land on the level, 178 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,808 but just to save any misunderstanding, 179 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,898 I'm willing to give it back. Will that make you happy? 180 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,551 Reasonably so. 181 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,775 Here's the paper he signed. 182 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,437 - Mind if I tear this up? - Yeah. 183 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,831 I'd rather you gave it to Henry. 184 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,789 Maybe it will teach him to stay out of poker games 185 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,052 he can't afford. 186 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,837 That's fair enough. 187 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:38,192 You don't suppose I've been wrong about you all this time. 188 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,325 A first impression, sheriff. 189 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,198 Yeah. 190 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,474 Alright, boys. Let's liven up this crowd. 191 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:06,089 ♪ You can't fool a man by wearing a bustle ♪ 192 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,440 ♪ Take it off or shake it off with wiggles of the can-can ♪ 193 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,748 ♪ You can't fool a man by faking a muscle ♪ 194 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,620 ♪ You'll begin to be a winner if you can can-can ♪ 195 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:19,276 ♪ You'll get the eye as you go dancing by ♪ 196 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,236 ♪ So swing it low and swing it high ♪ 197 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:25,935 ♪ And you must try as you go prancing by ♪ 198 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:29,460 ♪ To swing your skirt a bit high high higher ♪ 199 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,855 ♪ You will get your man without any tussle ♪ 200 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,206 ♪ He will give in you'll be livin' following this plan ♪ 201 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,601 ♪ You will get your man if you can can can-can ♪ 202 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:42,865 ♪ You can't fool a man by wearing a bustle ♪ 203 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:46,129 ♪ Take it off or shake it off with wiggles of the can-can ♪ 204 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,480 ♪ You can't fool a man by faking a muscle ♪ 205 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:52,179 ♪ You'll begin to be a winner if you can can-can ♪ 206 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:56,009 ♪ You'll get the eye as you go dancing by ♪ 207 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,925 ♪ So swing it low and swing it high ♪ 208 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:02,667 ♪ And you must try as you go prancing by ♪ 209 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:06,149 ♪ To swing you skirt a bit high high higher ♪ 210 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,848 All: Higher! Higher! Higher! 211 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,328 Higher! 212 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:14,592 ♪ You will get your man without any tussle ♪ 213 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,944 ♪ He will give in you'll be livin' following this plan ♪ 214 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,423 ♪ You will get your man 215 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,338 ♪ I will get my man 216 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,384 ♪ You will get your man 217 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:27,954 ♪ If you can can can can can can can-can ♪♪ 218 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,093 Quiet, everybody! 219 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,791 - John, stop it! No, no, don't! Decker: Shut up! Shut up! 220 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:46,189 The mayor of our town has an important announcement to make. 221 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,104 The Honorable Hiram J. Sellers. 222 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,889 Man 1: Hiya, mayor! 223 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,633 Friends, feller citizens... 224 00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,160 as the poet says, 225 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,640 "Life is real. 226 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:05,165 Life is earnest. 227 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:09,952 And the goal is but the grave." 228 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,476 Or words to that effect. 229 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:16,524 It is my sorrowful duty to inform you 230 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:21,964 that one of our fellow townsmen has just made the goal. 231 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:26,838 Our esteemed sheriff, Joseph Bailey, 232 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:29,276 is no longer with us. 233 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,324 In the absence of other officials 234 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:37,937 and in the interest of law and order 235 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,417 and in accordance with ordinance number 236 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:43,899 eight thousand, uh, six, five, four, 237 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,858 I must appoint a temporary successor. 238 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,733 I have considered this matter seriously 239 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:55,563 and sought the advice of prominent citizens. 240 00:15:57,043 --> 00:16:01,047 I have decided to appoint a sheriff, 241 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:05,965 a man who is not without experience as a peace officer, 242 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:10,012 a man you all love and respect. 243 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,145 Mister, uh... 244 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,451 - What's his name again? - Reginald. 245 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,540 Reginald T. Barnaby. 246 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,678 He means Rags. 247 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,686 Man 2: Wonder what the T stands for. 248 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,688 Man 3: Must mean Thirsty. 249 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,349 Man 4: Hurray for the new sheriff! 250 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,877 Rags: Yay! 251 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,010 Uh, w-- what are we cheering for? 252 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,055 It's for you, Rags. You're the new sheriff. 253 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,405 Hurray... I'm what? 254 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,755 That's right, sheriff. Congratulations. 255 00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,714 Mayor! 256 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,324 As the mayor of this municipality, 257 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,152 I here and now pronounce you sheriff. 258 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,588 Drinks on the house. Everybody! 259 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,338 Huh? What? 260 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,648 Brandy? 261 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:25,479 Brandy, are they playin' another of them jokes on me? 262 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:28,134 No, Rags, it's no joke. You're really the sheriff. 263 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,265 Huh? 264 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,753 Here you are, boys. Here's to law and order 265 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,060 and a long life to our new sheriff. 266 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,018 All: Hurray! 267 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,588 You're not drinkin', sheriff. 268 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,590 What's the matter? You feelin' faint? 269 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,767 I ain't gonna drink no more. 270 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,683 Not if I'm really gonna be sheriff. 271 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:59,904 A man's gotta choose between the bottle and the badge. 272 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,952 Go on! Laugh! 273 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:07,564 But I ain't gonna make a mockery of law and order. 274 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:12,526 From now on, the law's gonna be respected in this town. 275 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,880 You see? We got a strong man in the saddle. 276 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:21,404 A man of character. 277 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,667 I'm with you, sheriff. 278 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,583 If you need any help, I'll be your deputy. 279 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:30,935 I've already got somebody in mind to be my deputy. 280 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:34,504 - Oh. - A fellow named Destry. 281 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,940 Destry? 282 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,943 Oh, Rags. Destry's been dead for years. 283 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,989 Sounds like the right man for the job. 284 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,689 It's Destry's son I'm talkin' about. 285 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,257 Young Tom cleaned up Silver Creek 286 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:52,957 and that's a lot rougher town than this. 287 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:57,048 Oh, he ain't got much of a name yet, 288 00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,747 but the last time I saw him, 289 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,271 his dad was raising him 290 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,927 to be the toughest fightin' man that ever wore a star. 291 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,844 That's what this town needs 292 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:14,196 and that's just what this town's gonna get. 293 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,431 Hey, sheriff! 294 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,780 - Huh? - The stage is comin'. 295 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,260 - Oh-oh! - It's up on the ridge now. 296 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:35,957 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 297 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,741 Oh-oh! Here, here. 298 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,615 You take these and lock up. 299 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,097 Bessie Mae! Bessie Mae! 300 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,883 Bessie Mae! 301 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,279 - Are you callin' me? - The stage is comin'. 302 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:56,891 - Is Destry's room ready? - My rooms is always ready. 303 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,327 Just wanted to make sure. 304 00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,850 Bessie: Have you seen doc any place? 305 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,809 No! Ain't seen him all day. 306 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,767 I sent him to the post office an hour ago 307 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,335 to pick up a new hat I ordered clear from St. Louis. 308 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,338 Well, I ain't got time to hear it! The stage is comin'. 309 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,948 Bessie: Well, that's what I'm sayin'. 310 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,515 If you see him any place, tell him he'd better be 311 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,691 at the station to help me with the baggage. 312 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,040 And if he's over at the saloon 313 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,086 gamblin' with that woman again... 314 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,131 Oh. 315 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:21,785 Thirty bucks, doc. 316 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:27,051 I call. I'll play light. 317 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:29,010 No, you won't. Either cash or fold. 318 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,447 Hey! Hey, folks! Hey, everybody! 319 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,450 The coach is comin' in. Destry will be here any minute! 320 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,670 Uh, oh, doc, you better get out of here. 321 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:37,845 Bessie Mae is lookin' for you. 322 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,150 She wants you at the coach stop 323 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,674 to help her with the baggage. 324 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,110 Mac: Yeah, let's take a look at this Destry. 325 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,459 - Right. - Comin', Brandy? 326 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,331 No, I saw a stagecoach once. 327 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,376 - I'll be right back. - I won't be here. 328 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,725 Aren't you gonna give me a chance to get even? 329 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,988 Sure. Right now. 330 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,339 But if I don't meet that coach, Bessie Mae will skin me alive. 331 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,428 She'll skin you alive, anyway. 332 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,821 Go on and bet. You've probably got me beat. 333 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,825 I have. Uh... 334 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,006 - There. - What's that? 335 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,226 - It's my personal IOU. - Oh, no. 336 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,881 - Oh, Brandy, Brandy! - What's in the box? 337 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,405 Uh, Bessie Mae's new hat. 338 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:17,928 I'm a gambler. 339 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,974 Thirty bucks against the hat. Sight unseen. 340 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,324 You don't think I'd bet Bessie Mae's new hat, do you? 341 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,718 - Yeah, I think so. - I resent that. 342 00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:30,071 Well, uh, uh, on the other hand, 343 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:33,335 uh, Bessie Mae wouldn't want me to throw away the winning hand, 344 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,555 do you think? 345 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,865 Man 5: Whoa! 346 00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:46,740 That's him. Destry's in there, folks. 347 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,875 Rags: There he is! 348 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:55,923 Look at him! 6'4" of bone and muscle. 349 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,751 Man 5: Here you are, mister. 350 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,102 Take it easy with that luggage. 351 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:03,322 We ain't got time. Here. 352 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,680 Whoopie! What'd I tell you? 353 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,813 That boy's a wild cat. 354 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:21,383 Tom! Tom, my boy. Am I glad to see you. 355 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,385 We'll show 'em, won't we, huh? 356 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,866 Look, mister. My name is Jack Larson. 357 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,481 - You ain't Tom Destry? Tom: Destry? 358 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:35,397 - Oh, that-- that's me. - There he is. 359 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:47,409 You're Tom Destry? 360 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,802 You know, folks are always asking me that. 361 00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:51,892 - How are you, Rags? - Oh. 362 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:54,851 Are you sure you're Tom Destry? 363 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:56,810 Well, I'm reasonably sure. 364 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,768 He sure is a wildcat, ain't he? 365 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:04,165 Will you get rid of those blasted things? 366 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,645 Well, here. Here, miss, you take 'em. 367 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,603 Take 'em away, please. 368 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:08,996 I'm Bessie Mae Curtis. 369 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,606 I've got a nice room all ready for you, 370 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,303 Mr. Destry and Mrs. Destry. 371 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,481 - Oh, we're not married. - Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. 372 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:17,918 There's no need to be sorry, ma'am. 373 00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:21,182 May not be a bad idea. Excuse me. 374 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,924 Tom: Miss Phillips, if you'll tell me where you're staying, 375 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,665 I'll be glad to take care of your luggage for you. 376 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,971 Well, the only trouble is I don't know where I'm going. 377 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,146 You see, my uncle was supposed to meet me here. 378 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,670 - Oh, well-- - Tom. Tom. 379 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:31,975 Let's get off the street. I'll take you over-- 380 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,542 Just a minute, Rags. Just a minute. 381 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,414 I wanna make sure Miss Phillips is gonna be alright. 382 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,937 Oh, you don't have to bother about me. 383 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,373 I'm sure he'll be along soon. 384 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,766 Well, who is your uncle, dearie? 385 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,071 - Henry Skinner. - Oh. 386 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,812 Well, his ranch is out west of here. 387 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,814 If I can find that no-good husband of mine, 388 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,294 I'll have him drive ya. 389 00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,817 Well, thank you very much. 390 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:49,340 Meanwhile, come on over, I'll fix 391 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:50,603 a cup of tea for you and Mr. Destry. 392 00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:52,343 - Fine. - Are you crazy, Bessie Mae? 393 00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:55,172 - Tom Destry don't want no tea. - Oh. 394 00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:58,698 Oh, will you put that blasted bird cage down? 395 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,395 Here. Now come on. Come along with me. 396 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,484 - Bye, and thanks a lot. - Excuse me. 397 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:03,920 What's your hurry, Rags? 398 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,182 Mr. Decker's waitin' over at the saloon 399 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:07,315 to buy a drink for, uh, Mr. Destry. 400 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,491 Well, that can hold. 401 00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:11,493 I got a more important matter. 402 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,452 Now, Rags, that ain't a way to act. 403 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,671 - Mr. Decker wouldn't like it. - No, he wouldn't. 404 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,675 I sure wouldn't wanna disappoint Mr. Decker, whoever he is. 405 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,416 That's right. He's real sensitive that way. 406 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,071 Maybe you better come along with me and Curly. 407 00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,638 Have a nice trip? 408 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,598 A bargain, huh? 409 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,731 Well, that's a matter of opinion. 410 00:24:31,774 --> 00:24:33,907 Curly: Hey, everybody! Hey! 411 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,909 Take a look at your new deputy. 412 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,614 - So you're Tom Destry? - Yeah. 413 00:24:49,139 --> 00:24:51,402 I-- I don't know why it is, 414 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:52,926 but folks always seem surprised. 415 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,537 Well, my name is Decker. 416 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:58,018 Oh, yeah. Yeah, the boys said you wanted to see me. 417 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,064 Yes. And this is our mayor, the Honorable Hiram J. Sellers. 418 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,503 Glad to have you with us, sonny. 419 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,114 Glad to meet both of you gentlemen. 420 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,724 Believe it or not, boys... 421 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,334 - He's dry behind the ears. - Dry behind the ears. 422 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,991 Come on now. You can do better than that. 423 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:17,559 Much better, as you'll find out. 424 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,822 I'll be lookin' forward to it, ma'am. 425 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:21,868 Come on, I'll buy you a drink. 426 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,870 Wait a minute. Are you old enough? 427 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,135 I'm old enough. 428 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:33,009 Say, Destry, before you have that drink, 429 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,794 there's something I'd like you to understand. 430 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,883 Well, I'm all for folks understanding each other. 431 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:40,539 Well, you see, I have a sort of a peculiar hobby. 432 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,671 Oh, I know how hobbies are. 433 00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:44,847 I used to collect cigar bands. 434 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:47,415 - Isn't that silly? - I collect guns. 435 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:49,765 - Oh? - From deputy sheriffs. 436 00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:52,159 Oh. Well, you got many of 'em? 437 00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:55,554 Quite a few, but I can always use one more. 438 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,820 Well, I, I'd like to help you out, Mr. Decker, 439 00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:02,822 but I'm afraid I can't. 440 00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:06,173 You mean, I'm gonna have to take it from you? 441 00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:08,044 Well, that would be kind of hard to do. 442 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,872 Now hold on! 443 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:13,267 Wait a minute. Let's not get excited. 444 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:16,792 What I'm trying to tell you is that I don't carry a gun. 445 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:23,146 There, you see? 446 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,845 Kind of lucky I didn't have one, isn't it? 447 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:27,977 If I'd had one, one of us might have got hurt. 448 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,066 I wouldn't want anything like that to happen, would I? 449 00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,726 Decker: Well, folks, looks like we finally got a deputy 450 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,380 that knows what's good for him. 451 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:42,644 You're absolutely right, boy. 452 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:43,993 If sheriffs didn't carry guns, 453 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:45,168 they wouldn't get into trouble. 454 00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:47,040 What will you have to drink? 455 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,477 How about a shot of milk? 456 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,001 - Is it fresh? - For sure, it's... 457 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:02,316 I finally figured out how you cleaned up Silver Creek. 458 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,275 And you can start doing the same thing right here. 459 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:06,668 And don't forget the corners. 460 00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,933 Well, they do look kind of dirty, don't they? 461 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:15,546 Curly: Hey, you! 462 00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,292 Now, hold it, boys. Let's-- Let's put that thing 463 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:23,903 down before somebody gets drowned. 464 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:25,687 Doc: Rags! 465 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,384 Rags! Hey, you gotta put me in jail! 466 00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:28,864 - What's the matter? What's-- - Don't argue with me. 467 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,605 - Lock me up! - But you ain't done nothin'! 468 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,172 Think of something. You've known me long enough. 469 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,782 - But-- - Oh, too late! 470 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:38,091 Doc! I'll find you, you insignifi... 471 00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:42,965 - Give me that hat! - Get out of here. 472 00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,358 Not until I get my hat. 473 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:46,316 I sent all the way to St. Louis for that. 474 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,579 Brandy: It's mine now. Your husband lost it to me. 475 00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:50,538 Lost it? You cheated him out of it. 476 00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:53,846 You, you hussy. You're always cheatin' him. 477 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,894 He'd rather be cheated by me than married to you. 478 00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:01,157 Is that so? 479 00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:03,333 Here, hold that, will you? 480 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,470 I guess she didn't want the hat after all. 481 00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:23,691 Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute now. 482 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:25,519 I was-- I'm just trying to be help... 483 00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:26,825 Brandy: Ah! 484 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,872 Whoa. 485 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:44,973 Oh, please, ma'am. I can explain this whole thing if you just... 486 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,463 Now we each got a chair. 487 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,899 Let's sit down and talk this over, huh? 488 00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:01,207 Get out of here before I kill you. 489 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,296 - Alright, ma'am. I'm going. - You better. 490 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:06,647 Just take it easy. I'm going. I'm going. 491 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:08,867 Now I know why they call this town Restful. 492 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,477 Get out of here! 493 00:31:11,565 --> 00:31:12,871 I'm gone! 494 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,967 Now, honey. 495 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,583 I never thought I'd live to see the day 496 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:33,021 when Tom Destry's son would be a laughin' stock. 497 00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:35,284 Every man can't be just like his father, Rags. 498 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:36,546 There wouldn't be anything new in the world. 499 00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,461 Doggone it, on a job like this, 500 00:31:38,505 --> 00:31:40,289 people gotta be scared of you. 501 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,596 First impressions are mighty important. 502 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,903 - You mean mine was bad? - Bad? 503 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:48,428 Look, I told everybody they were gonna see a real ring-tailed, 504 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,821 fire-eating gunfighter like your father. 505 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,737 What happens? 506 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:58,612 You get off the stage carryin' a bird cage and a parasol. 507 00:31:58,655 --> 00:31:59,918 I was just tryin' to help a lady. 508 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,877 That ain't what I hired you for. 509 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,445 You know, I don't hold too much with first impressions. 510 00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:06,881 The way I figure it, 511 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,622 it's the last impression that's important. 512 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,015 That ain't true. 513 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:11,668 Look, Tom, 514 00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:14,802 you know why Decker and his gang made me sheriff? 515 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:17,457 Because I was the town drunk. 516 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,199 And they figured they could push me around. 517 00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:24,290 But I aim to fool 'em and do a real job. 518 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,944 That's what I was just saying. 519 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,728 The first impression doesn't count. 520 00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:29,512 Kind of had a dream in my mind. 521 00:32:29,556 --> 00:32:31,993 A picture of the both of us. 522 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:34,517 You and me ridin' side by side. 523 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,564 Made me feel good again 524 00:32:37,607 --> 00:32:40,045 like I was back ridin' with your pa. 525 00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,141 Then you ought to remember this. 526 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:51,143 Rags: Huh? 527 00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:52,535 Oh. 528 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:57,627 That's somethin' I ain't never gonna forget. 529 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:02,067 His gun, ain't it? Your pa's? 530 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:05,026 Well, look, boy, that's what I've been waitin' for. 531 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,854 Buckle this belt on and let's go to work. 532 00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:10,423 No, Rags, no. I... I don't believe in guns. 533 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,867 - You don't what? - I don't believe in guns. 534 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,957 My dad had that gun on the night he got shot in the back. 535 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,307 Guns didn't do him any good. 536 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,701 There's only one thing that scares a gunfighter. 537 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:29,659 It's a judge and jury. 538 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:34,186 Are you trying to tell me you cleaned up Silver Creek 539 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:35,709 without any shootin'? 540 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,102 That's right. 541 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:43,064 Then I reckon Silver Creek 542 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,544 couldn't have been as tough as I heard 543 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:46,415 'cause you ain't gonna clean up Restful 544 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:49,070 with a pocket full of rocks. 545 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,725 You know, I read about a fellow once. 546 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:54,032 Name of David. 547 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,990 He did alright with a rock. 548 00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:02,040 I seem to recollect David used a slingshot. 549 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,915 Ah, it's no good, Rags. 550 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:17,620 Look, Tom, you'll be better off back in Silver Creek. 551 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:20,667 Your pa was a friend of mine. I don't wanna see you get hurt. 552 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,451 Well, I hadn't figured on gettin' hurt. 553 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,366 If you don't put any store in shootin', 554 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,586 nothin' else can happen. 555 00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:31,504 What this town needs is somebody like the Destry your pa was, 556 00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:34,072 and it's pretty plain you ain't it. 557 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,820 I'm sorry I said that. 558 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,520 It's alright. I figure a man 559 00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,478 ought to always say what he thinks. 560 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:54,614 It's just that I wouldn't feel right about swearin' you in. 561 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:57,617 No hard feelin'? 562 00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,489 No hard feelings, Rags. 563 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:43,576 One thing you gotta say about Phil Decker. 564 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:46,970 - He puts on a good funeral. - Put on many of them? 565 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:49,103 Wouldn't mind havin' the undertaking concession. 566 00:35:50,235 --> 00:35:52,324 Who's he burying this time? 567 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:55,109 Joe Bailey. He used to be the sheriff. 568 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,198 - Stranger here, ain't you? - Yeah. 569 00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:59,766 What happened to Bailey? 570 00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:02,421 Some say it was a heart attack, and some say it wasn't. 571 00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:05,163 Trouble with Joe Bailey, he took the job serious. 572 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,862 Any sheriff does that around here is askin' for a funeral. 573 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,907 Well, I gotta get back to the diggin's. 574 00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:21,788 If you're looking for a drink, 575 00:36:21,831 --> 00:36:23,398 I ain't had time to do the milking yet. 576 00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:25,270 I'm looking for Mayor Sellers. 577 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:26,488 Well, it's about this time of day 578 00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:27,750 he starts doin' his paintin'. 579 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,839 He ought to be along pretty soon. 580 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,972 Say, in the meantime while you're waitin', 581 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,365 why don't you try some of this? 582 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:36,368 - It's got milk beat all hollow. - I'll bet. 583 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:39,588 You gonna take over the whole job now? 584 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:40,676 What job? 585 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,200 Well, Rags was just in here 586 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,245 and traded this for a jug. 587 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:48,554 I guess he figured it was better to be 588 00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:51,992 a first-rate drunk than a second-rate sheriff. 589 00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:53,298 Where is he? 590 00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,125 If he ain't changed his habits none, 591 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,780 he's sleepin' it off back there where we keep the beer. 592 00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:04,091 Hey! Here's the mayor now. 593 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,964 - Morning, son. Tom: Morning, mayor. 594 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,879 - Leavin' us so soon? - No, sir. 595 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,317 As a matter of fact, I was just lookin' for you. 596 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,971 Do you have the authority to swear me in as deputy? 597 00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,843 I thought that had already been taken care of. 598 00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:18,671 Well, it seems like it kind of got overlooked 599 00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,848 and I, I think it ought to be done before I start work. 600 00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:23,850 Well, I'll be glad to help you, son. 601 00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,417 Minute I laid eyes on you, I figured 602 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,157 you're the right man for the job. 603 00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,463 Sort of the way I figured it too. 604 00:37:28,507 --> 00:37:29,899 Yeah, it's like the feller says, 605 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:32,162 "If anything goes wrong, it's your funeral." 606 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,686 Gather around here, a couple of you fellers, 607 00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:35,644 and witness this ceremony. Hold up your right hand. 608 00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:37,167 Do you, Tom Destry, swear to uphold the law 609 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,212 and do your duty, no matter what? 610 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,257 I do. 611 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:40,475 By the power invested in me, 612 00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:42,085 I hereby appoint you deputy sheriff. 613 00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,478 Hope you don't live to regret it. 614 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:46,176 Thank you, mayor. 615 00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:49,484 All I needed was a little help. 616 00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:51,704 And I could have done it... 617 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:59,320 I read a book about a man once. 618 00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:01,670 He needed help and didn't think he had it. 619 00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:04,238 Made him feel real unhappy. 620 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,458 - Tom. - Yeah, Rags. 621 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:11,419 Oh, I thought you'd g-- gone on the stage. 622 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:15,641 Well, I, I didn't have enough money to pay my fare. 623 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:17,817 They wouldn't let me ride on jawbone. 624 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,342 Looks like I'm gonna have to work a few days before 625 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:23,213 I can get out of town. 626 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,868 - Had the mayor swear me in. - Swear you in? 627 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:29,263 You mean, you're gonna stay? 628 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,352 You're gonna stay and help me? 629 00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:32,658 I don't know how much help I'll be, 630 00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:34,529 but I'd kind of like to stick around 631 00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:36,662 and watch you whip this town into shape. 632 00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:38,446 I might learn something. 633 00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:45,148 I gotta get my badge back. 634 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,239 You don't have to get it back, Rags. 635 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,983 - Huh? - You never let it go. 636 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:10,391 Did you see Mr. Destry while you were in town? 637 00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,959 Yes, I just happened to run into him in the store. 638 00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:15,875 - We had lunch together. - Has he shot anybody yet? 639 00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:19,400 Why, no, I, I don't think so, Eli. 640 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,795 He has his own ideas about law enforcement. 641 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,579 There now. That looks better, doesn't it? 642 00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:26,233 Yeah, I reckon it does. 643 00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,497 Has he kissed you yet? 644 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,760 Well, of course not. 645 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:34,415 Guess he has his own ideas about everything. 646 00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:42,728 Eli, just get out the backdoor 647 00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:44,338 and get the sheriff out here quick. 648 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,646 - Martha, get down on the floor. - What's wrong, pop? 649 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:50,126 Decker's tryin' to grab the ranch. Get goin' now. 650 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,520 I'll try and keep 'em off till you get back. 651 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:56,263 Hey, what are you gonna do with that? 652 00:39:56,306 --> 00:39:58,744 I'm gonna shoot someone. Hurry up and get Mr. Destry. 653 00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:11,104 You better get out of there, Skinner! 654 00:40:11,147 --> 00:40:13,802 That's my property and I'm gonna take it one way or another. 655 00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:16,152 Over my dead body! 656 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,286 Did you ever know Sheriff Bailey to have 657 00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,679 any trouble with his heart? 658 00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:23,159 No. Can't say I did. 659 00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:25,858 Here's a medical report on him when he got out of the army. 660 00:40:25,901 --> 00:40:28,643 According to this, his heart was perfect. 661 00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:30,253 He's dead, ain't he? 662 00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:33,126 Yeah, but it doesn't fit too well 663 00:40:33,169 --> 00:40:35,302 with the report Doc Curtis signed. 664 00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:39,480 What about the doc? He any good? 665 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,614 Well, I had a dog once. He got all swelled up. 666 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,529 Doc wanted to operate. 667 00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:46,182 Next day I had six 668 00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,836 of the prettiest-lookin' puppies you've ever seen. 669 00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:51,013 I think we better have a talk with him. 670 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,928 No, sir, I wouldn't want the doc working on me 671 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:55,148 if I was alive. 672 00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,890 Eli: Hey, sheriff! Sheriff! 673 00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:00,240 Sheriff! 674 00:41:00,283 --> 00:41:02,416 Decker and some men came to take our ranch. 675 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,810 They're shootin' at my pop. You gotta come and help us. 676 00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:07,247 - We'll take care of that. - What about Miss Phillips? 677 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,554 When I left, she was getting a gun to shoot somebody. 678 00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:11,120 Looked like she knew how too. 679 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,774 Ain't that what I've been telling you? 680 00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:14,602 Even the women gotta use guns in this town. 681 00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:16,212 Take your pick and let's get goin'. 682 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,692 Looks like you got enough for both of us, Rags. 683 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:20,216 - Come on, Eli. - Oh, Tom. 684 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:33,969 It's Destry. 685 00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:38,931 Stop that shootin'. Do you hear now? 686 00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,410 Stop it! I don't want any more of it. 687 00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:42,717 Look, Rags, why don't you get yourself 688 00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:44,284 out of here 'fore you get hurt? 689 00:41:44,327 --> 00:41:46,068 Huh? 690 00:41:46,112 --> 00:41:48,375 Tom. 691 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:49,550 You heard what the sheriff said. 692 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:50,986 - Cut out that shootin'. - Yeah! 693 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:54,686 Why don't you go on home and get your parasol? 694 00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,862 Better come out of there, Skinner! 695 00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:03,521 Maybe you didn't hear me. I said hold your fire. 696 00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:07,786 Maybe you better take a look at this. 697 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:08,917 Huh? 698 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,660 Rags: Oh. 699 00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:16,229 Tom. 700 00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,846 I'd like to hear what Skinner has to say about it. 701 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,587 - Yeah. - Go ahead. 702 00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:29,590 Oh, Rags, you, you better stay here. 703 00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:30,939 We don't want any more shootin'. 704 00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:32,114 You betcha. 705 00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:39,905 Skinner: You got here just in time, Destry. 706 00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:42,037 - They was closin' in on us. - Are you alright, ma'am? 707 00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:44,170 - Yes, thanks. - I'm sure glad. 708 00:42:46,694 --> 00:42:49,088 Mr. Skinner, did you write this? 709 00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:50,568 Yes, I did. 710 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,962 Well, I, I guess that settles the argument. 711 00:42:54,006 --> 00:42:56,878 Oh, no, it don't! Decker cheated me to get that. 712 00:42:56,922 --> 00:42:58,010 How did he go about it? 713 00:42:58,053 --> 00:43:00,360 Well, I was holdin' three aces 714 00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:02,144 when that woman of Decker's came in. 715 00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:03,842 She spilled hot coffee all over me. 716 00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:06,366 Then when I jumped up, they switched my hole card. 717 00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:08,411 Oh, that way. Any witnesses? 718 00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:11,284 There was five of 'em and they all work for Decker. 719 00:43:15,070 --> 00:43:17,856 Seems to me you were sittin' in the wrong game. 720 00:43:17,899 --> 00:43:19,988 And what are you gonna do about it? 721 00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:21,990 Tom: Nothing. 722 00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:23,905 Nothing? 723 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:26,299 There's nothing I can do. 724 00:43:26,342 --> 00:43:28,257 This gives Decker the land. 725 00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:30,216 I can't run him off his own property. 726 00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:31,609 And you're the one who talked so much 727 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,567 about justice and law enforcement. 728 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:34,873 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'd rather be horsewhipped-- 729 00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:38,180 And I'd like to be the one to do it. 730 00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:40,356 You mean, you're gonna let 'em take our ranch? 731 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,882 - I can't help it, Eli. - Gee. 732 00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:51,629 Look, I, I don't blame you folks for the way you feel. 733 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,674 But I'm afraid you'll have to get out for now. 734 00:43:53,718 --> 00:43:54,719 Then maybe we can figure out some way 735 00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:56,808 to get your ranch back for you. 736 00:43:56,851 --> 00:43:59,637 That's what Joe Bailey told me. 737 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,596 - When was that? - Just before he died. 738 00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:07,296 That heart attack came on awful convenient. 739 00:44:16,915 --> 00:44:18,743 - Well, what about it? - It's all yours, Mr. Decker. 740 00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,179 - Huh? - Come on, Rags. 741 00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:23,008 Tom, what are you sayin'? 742 00:44:23,051 --> 00:44:24,792 You can't give away no ranch just like that! 743 00:44:24,836 --> 00:44:27,186 - Skinner lost it to him. - But Skinner is my friend! 744 00:44:27,229 --> 00:44:29,536 Look, Rags, there's no two ways about the law. 745 00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:31,233 Either you enforce it or you don't. 746 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:32,800 Is that right, Mr. Decker? 747 00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:37,370 Destry, you're a pretty smart fella. 748 00:44:37,413 --> 00:44:39,546 We're gonna get along alright. 749 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:42,462 Anything you want, you just come and see me. 750 00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:45,204 Just remember what I said about the law, Mr. Decker. 751 00:44:45,247 --> 00:44:47,685 No two ways about it. 752 00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:49,382 Uh, but, Tom! 753 00:44:54,256 --> 00:44:55,605 Come in. 754 00:45:01,611 --> 00:45:04,049 Now wait a minute. Don't start throwin' things. 755 00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:06,399 I just came in to have a little talk. 756 00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:08,227 What have we got to talk about? 757 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:11,012 Well, I'm not sure. If we sit around a little while, 758 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:12,753 we ought to be able to think of something. 759 00:45:12,797 --> 00:45:14,929 It's a real nice place you got here. 760 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:21,936 - You just get up? - What difference does it make? 761 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:23,677 Oh, none, really. 762 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,201 That night work gets confusing, doesn't it? 763 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,769 I used to work a graveyard shift myself. 764 00:45:28,813 --> 00:45:31,554 - What do you mean by that? - Nothing. 765 00:45:31,598 --> 00:45:34,079 Just trying to make conversation. 766 00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:36,298 I don't think I like your type of conversations. 767 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:37,735 To tell you the truth, 768 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,693 I don't care much for it myself. 769 00:45:44,263 --> 00:45:46,787 Would you like a cup of coffee? 770 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:49,790 Well, that's real neighborly of you. 771 00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:51,618 Why did you come here? 772 00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,448 Well, being a sheriff, I figured 773 00:45:55,491 --> 00:45:57,406 I ought to get around and meet the people. 774 00:45:57,450 --> 00:46:00,540 Try to find out what goes on in town. 775 00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:03,804 - What have you found out? - You know, it's a funny thing. 776 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:06,024 People around here don't seem inclined to do much talking. 777 00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:12,813 Uh, uh, easy now. There's no need to spill that on me. 778 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:16,599 - We're not playing poker. - What are you talking about? 779 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:18,819 I read a book once about a fella. 780 00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,516 He was playing cards and somebody spilled 781 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,822 hot coffee on him. 782 00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:23,258 Time he sat down again, 783 00:46:23,302 --> 00:46:25,434 he didn't have the same hand he started with. 784 00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:27,567 - Get out of here. Get out! - Alright, I'm going. 785 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:28,655 And you better mind your own business 786 00:46:28,698 --> 00:46:30,048 or you'll wind up full of holes! 787 00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:32,050 - Like Bailey? - Yes, like Bailey! 788 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,010 Thanks. 789 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:38,404 Wait. 790 00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,536 What are you gonna do? 791 00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:42,190 I haven't decided yet. 792 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:44,584 Look, there's a stage leaving town in about an hour. 793 00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:46,847 Do yourself a favor and be on it. 794 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:48,283 Why, I was just beginning to like it here. 795 00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:50,242 The feeling isn't mutual. 796 00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:53,854 You know something? 797 00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:56,422 I don't think you're half as bad as you make out to be. 798 00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:59,860 Never mind what I am. 799 00:46:59,904 --> 00:47:01,166 Yes, sir. 800 00:47:02,428 --> 00:47:03,603 I bet you've got a beautiful face 801 00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:06,345 underneath all that paint. 802 00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:09,261 Why don't you wipe it off someday and take a look at it? 803 00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:11,045 You might be surprised. 804 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,908 Rent day, Miss Sweetland. 805 00:47:47,952 --> 00:47:50,302 I know it is, but I always pay it to your wife. 806 00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:52,652 Uh, she's very busy today. I am taking time out 807 00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,654 from my work to do it for her. 808 00:47:54,697 --> 00:47:56,743 Well, if you think it's alright. 809 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:59,050 Oh, it will be perfectly alright, Miss Sweetland. 810 00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:04,359 Doc: Twelve, seventeen, twenty two. 811 00:48:04,403 --> 00:48:05,795 Ah, that's quite correct. 812 00:48:05,839 --> 00:48:08,102 I'll see that Bessie Mae gives you a receipt. 813 00:48:08,146 --> 00:48:10,409 - Bessie Mae will what? - Bessie Mae will get it. 814 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,196 Bessie Mae! 815 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:18,199 Oh, well, this is a pleasant surprise. 816 00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:19,984 What do you mean a surprise? I live here. 817 00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:22,421 Oh? Oh, oh, so you do. So you do. 818 00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:24,858 Well, they come and go. Good day. 819 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,339 Hold on, doc, I... 820 00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:29,167 I did wanna talk to you about something. 821 00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:31,821 Oh, well, just, uh, step right in my office. 822 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,258 Going for a drive, were you, ma'am? 823 00:48:33,301 --> 00:48:35,521 - No, I wasn't, but I-- - Excuse us, my dear. 824 00:48:35,564 --> 00:48:38,524 This is an emergency. A patient! 825 00:48:38,567 --> 00:48:40,265 Sit down, Tom. Sit down. 826 00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:45,879 Seems like Bessie Mae's right upset about something. 827 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,837 Yeah, that's just her normal condition. 828 00:48:47,881 --> 00:48:49,883 Now put that right under your tongue. 829 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,059 Ever have any spots in front of your eyes? 830 00:48:52,103 --> 00:48:54,192 Only when I play poker. 831 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:55,628 That's the worst kind. 832 00:48:57,586 --> 00:49:00,633 Well, your temperature's normal. Now take off your shirt. 833 00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:01,895 There's nothin' wrong with me, doc. 834 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,244 I know. You're not married. 835 00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:04,767 Take off your shirt. 836 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,379 Doc, I wanna talk to you about Joe Bailey. 837 00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:09,337 What, what about him? 838 00:49:09,381 --> 00:49:12,384 I believe you certified that he died of a heart attack. 839 00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:16,518 Yes, seems I, uh, recollect I did that. 840 00:49:16,562 --> 00:49:19,521 Uh, well, he's dead, anyway. 841 00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,349 Let's go get a drink. 842 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:23,090 Did you know that a man can be sent to prison 843 00:49:23,134 --> 00:49:25,701 for falsifying an official document? 844 00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,181 I didn't do any falsifying. 845 00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:28,617 They told me he died of a heart attack, 846 00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:29,662 and that's what I wrote down-- 847 00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:30,880 Who's they? 848 00:49:30,924 --> 00:49:33,492 Uh, Decker and Mayor Sellers. 849 00:49:33,535 --> 00:49:35,537 They were present at the sad event. 850 00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:38,018 Did you make an examination of the body? 851 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:41,543 Well, no, not exactly. 852 00:49:41,587 --> 00:49:44,372 Why not? 853 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:46,635 What would you do if someone asked you to sign a paper 854 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:49,116 and had a gun in your ribs? 855 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,814 - I'd sign the paper. - That's what I did. 856 00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:54,513 And if I did, I'd be in as much trouble as you are right now. 857 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:57,037 If there's anything I could do to make it right, I'll do it! 858 00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:58,734 You could go make that examination, 859 00:49:58,778 --> 00:50:00,519 find out what really killed Bailey. 860 00:50:00,562 --> 00:50:03,348 Sure, sure. Find out what really killed him. 861 00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:05,002 I-- I'll be glad to. 862 00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:06,960 Hey... Hey, wait a minute. 863 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,180 I-- I couldn't do that. 864 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,138 Decker may not like that. 865 00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:16,926 You know, doc, I had a friend once. 866 00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:21,496 He had a choice too. 867 00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:24,064 Between the devil and the deep blue sea. 868 00:50:26,501 --> 00:50:28,851 Had a hard time makin' up his mind. 869 00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,087 Larson: Just a minute, Destry. 870 00:50:47,131 --> 00:50:48,915 - I wanna talk to you. - Yeah? 871 00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:51,918 I've got 5000 head of cattle comin' up the trail from Texas. 872 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,398 Now I find out I can't drive 'em through 873 00:50:53,441 --> 00:50:55,835 unless I pay Decker 50 cents a head. 874 00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:57,576 I don't blame you for being sore, Mr. Larson. 875 00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,099 Well, what are you gonna do about it? 876 00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:01,928 - I'm working on that right now. - Oh, you are? 877 00:51:01,971 --> 00:51:04,539 Well, you're the one that gave Decker that last piece of land. 878 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,672 Decker had a legal deed to the Skinner place. 879 00:51:06,715 --> 00:51:09,457 - Law was on his side. - It sure was. 880 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:13,113 Bessie: You get right out of that wagon, Henry Skinner, 881 00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:14,897 and come on inside. You're stayin' here 882 00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,029 till you know what you're gonna do. 883 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,509 Well, thank you, Bessie Mae. 884 00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:19,032 Uh, that's mighty nice of you, 885 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,948 but I just don't know how I'd pay you. 886 00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:24,168 Who said anything about money? What's friends for 887 00:51:24,211 --> 00:51:25,908 if not to help you out when you're in trouble? 888 00:51:25,952 --> 00:51:27,954 Now you can store your things in the shed in back. 889 00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:29,869 - You men give him a hand here. - Thank you. 890 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:31,697 Woman 1: Well, I think it's an outrage. 891 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,700 Ten years of hard work stolen just like that. 892 00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:36,397 What else do you expect from this town? 893 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:38,269 Yeah, I should have kept on shootin' 894 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:41,010 instead of sendin' for him. 895 00:51:41,054 --> 00:51:42,795 If this is your idea of law enforcement, 896 00:51:42,838 --> 00:51:45,145 you can deal me out. 897 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,364 You've gotta stick to the law 898 00:51:46,407 --> 00:51:48,540 even when you don't like it, Larson. 899 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:51,282 That goes for me and it goes for you too. 900 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:58,071 - Help you down, Miss Phillips? - No, thank you. 901 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:05,513 Eli, sometimes a man has to do things he doesn't like to, 902 00:52:05,557 --> 00:52:07,863 and a lot of people get mad at him for it. 903 00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,736 The trouble is, once they get mad, they, they get pig-headed 904 00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:12,607 and won't listen to an explanation. 905 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:16,437 In certain cases, Eli, there isn't any possible explanation. 906 00:52:16,481 --> 00:52:18,091 If you make an exception in one case, 907 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,614 you may as well not have a law. 908 00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:21,529 You can understand that, can't you? 909 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:25,403 I guess I ain't old enough to understand things like that. 910 00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:26,839 Well, you'll probably never get old enough 911 00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:28,319 to understand a woman. 912 00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:31,017 Oh, Mr. Larson, would you help me down, please? 913 00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:33,106 Yes, Miss Phillips. Here. 914 00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,502 Thank you. 915 00:52:43,682 --> 00:52:45,031 I gotta go. 916 00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:53,387 - Mornin', men. - Hi. 917 00:52:57,739 --> 00:52:59,306 Oh, good morning, Miss... 918 00:53:00,481 --> 00:53:01,830 Hm. 919 00:53:05,269 --> 00:53:06,444 You know, it seems to me everybody in town 920 00:53:06,487 --> 00:53:07,488 got up mad this morning. 921 00:53:07,532 --> 00:53:09,142 You know why, don't you? 922 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,578 Might be because of Henry Skinner. 923 00:53:10,622 --> 00:53:11,840 Might be. 924 00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:13,233 Look, Rags. 925 00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:14,539 Why don't you go on back to the office? 926 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:16,367 No sense in you spoilin' your reputation 927 00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:17,890 by bein' seen on the street with me. 928 00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:20,849 I'm the one responsible for bringin' you here. 929 00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:24,201 I reckon I've gotta take care of you till you decide to leave. 930 00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:25,854 Come on, let's go back. 931 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,467 Hey, Tom, don't go in there. 932 00:53:29,510 --> 00:53:30,990 That shootin' don't mean nothin'. 933 00:53:31,033 --> 00:53:33,297 - Let's just have a look, huh? - But, Tom! 934 00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:35,255 You'll only get yourself hurt. 935 00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:39,607 All together now. One, two, three. 936 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:52,185 Tom: Gettin' started kind of early, aren't you, boys? 937 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:55,275 John: So what? - Oh, nothin' important. 938 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:58,017 We just have to check up on these things. 939 00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:02,978 Well, you wouldn't be this fella Destry now, would you? 940 00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:06,155 - That's me. - I've heard about you. 941 00:54:06,199 --> 00:54:09,202 You drink milk and you don't carry a gun. 942 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,596 That's right. 943 00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:18,385 Now what was it you were about to tell me? 944 00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:20,953 Oh, uh, about this shootin'... 945 00:54:20,996 --> 00:54:23,956 - Yeah? Decker: Any trouble, boys? 946 00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:26,741 Not at all. I'd call this havin' fun. 947 00:54:26,785 --> 00:54:29,091 Oh, no, no, no trouble at all, Mr. Decker. 948 00:54:29,135 --> 00:54:30,223 We were just leavin'. Come on, Tom. 949 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,311 Well, hurry up about it. 950 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:41,147 Well, enjoy yourselves. 951 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,627 Just be careful of the mayor's paintings 952 00:54:42,670 --> 00:54:44,629 and watch out for the chandeliers. 953 00:54:44,672 --> 00:54:48,067 You gonna get out of here or not? 954 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:50,809 Hey, that's a nice-lookin' set of guns you got there. 955 00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:52,767 You mind if I see one of them? 956 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,728 Well, be careful. It's loaded. 957 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,515 Got a nice balance to it. 958 00:55:06,738 --> 00:55:09,088 You mind if I see your gun, too, Curly? 959 00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:16,443 Why not? 960 00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:22,841 Maybe you better take mine too. 961 00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:24,451 Thank you, Mac. 962 00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:26,497 How about yours? 963 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:27,672 Sure. 964 00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:35,244 Used to belong to a deputy sheriff. 965 00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:37,812 Must have been a little near-sighted. 966 00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:39,988 - Mr. Mayor? - I'm like you, son. 967 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:43,427 I never carry one. I prefer a bow and arrow. 968 00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:44,732 I don't blame you. 969 00:55:44,776 --> 00:55:47,735 Loud noises kind of bother me too. 970 00:55:47,779 --> 00:55:50,172 I guess you're all wondering why I borrowed your guns. 971 00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:52,000 Yeah, we was wonderin', but we ain't worried. 972 00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,524 You see, I still got another one. 973 00:55:53,567 --> 00:55:54,916 That's what I'm talking about. 974 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,396 You know, a friend of mine told me once 975 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,442 that first impressions are mighty important. 976 00:55:58,485 --> 00:56:00,269 Take you now. 977 00:56:00,313 --> 00:56:02,794 My first impression would be that you're a tough customer. 978 00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:05,057 - Is that right? - That's right. 979 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,928 Then you take a fellow like me. 980 00:56:06,972 --> 00:56:09,278 A man comes to town not wearing a gun, 981 00:56:09,322 --> 00:56:12,107 not being much in favor of shootin' at folks and... 982 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,761 well, your first impression might be 983 00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:16,329 that he doesn't know much about guns. 984 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,027 - That right? - Yeah. That's right. 985 00:56:25,991 --> 00:56:28,646 Shoots a mite to the left. 986 00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:31,083 Maybe that's why you didn't hit my feet a while ago. 987 00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:56,021 You know, a man can have a lot of fun with guns... sometimes. 988 00:57:00,155 --> 00:57:03,202 I never had much use for these sawed-off jobs. 989 00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:05,378 Maybe I better take a step closer. 990 00:57:20,262 --> 00:57:22,569 Doesn't shoot too bad once you get used to it. 991 00:57:24,789 --> 00:57:26,704 Now that just goes to show you that sometimes 992 00:57:26,747 --> 00:57:29,228 first impressions can be wrong. 993 00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,621 Oh, uh... 994 00:57:33,319 --> 00:57:35,974 there's for the damage. 995 00:57:36,017 --> 00:57:38,019 Now you get this straight. 996 00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:39,281 We don't want any more of this 997 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:40,979 promiscuous shootin' around here. 998 00:57:41,022 --> 00:57:43,547 - Somebody's likely to get hurt. - That's right. 999 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,549 We don't want any more of this pr... 1000 00:57:45,592 --> 00:57:47,594 We don't want any more shootin'. 1001 00:57:47,638 --> 00:57:50,118 We didn't mean any harm. 1002 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:51,903 Let's get goin', boys. 1003 00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:21,367 What's the idea? 1004 00:58:23,369 --> 00:58:25,893 Oh, I, I forgot to tell you about a hobby of mine. 1005 00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:28,853 I collect old used bullets. 1006 00:58:38,863 --> 00:58:40,604 Ever try knocking? 1007 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:45,609 Isn't it a little late for me to start doing that? 1008 00:58:45,652 --> 00:58:47,654 I haven't seen much of you lately. 1009 00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:50,570 I've missed you. 1010 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:53,660 Maybe you've been too busy counting the profits. 1011 00:58:53,704 --> 00:58:56,228 Maybe you've found yourself a new friend. 1012 00:58:56,271 --> 00:58:57,969 - A new friend? - Mm-hm. 1013 00:58:58,012 --> 00:59:00,232 - Like who? - Destry. 1014 00:59:00,275 --> 00:59:02,060 You must be kidding. 1015 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:04,149 Well, he was seen coming out of your house. 1016 00:59:04,192 --> 00:59:06,499 So has most of the male population of this burg. 1017 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,458 Yes, I know, but I hear Destry wasn't thrown out. 1018 00:59:09,502 --> 00:59:11,199 I always like to keep in good with the law. 1019 00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:13,332 Oh. 1020 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:15,377 What did he want? 1021 00:59:15,421 --> 00:59:17,554 That's not a very flattering question. 1022 00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:20,861 Now let's skip the jokes, Brandy. What did he want? 1023 00:59:20,905 --> 00:59:22,341 Nothing. 1024 00:59:22,384 --> 00:59:24,125 He just dropped by to say he was sorry 1025 00:59:24,169 --> 00:59:26,998 about dumping the water on me, that's all. 1026 00:59:28,521 --> 00:59:30,305 I've gotta get ready for a number. 1027 00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:34,614 You know, there are other things 1028 00:59:34,658 --> 00:59:37,965 he could be even sorrier about. 1029 00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:40,315 Wouldn't it be a little soon to lose another sheriff? 1030 00:59:40,359 --> 00:59:42,796 Not if he steps on my toes. 1031 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:46,670 The only law I believe in is the law of self-preservation. 1032 00:59:46,713 --> 00:59:48,889 Want me to tell him that? 1033 00:59:48,933 --> 00:59:51,196 I want you to stay away from him. 1034 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,591 I'll tell him myself. 1035 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:07,516 As soon as doc comes, bring him on over to Decker's. 1036 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,344 Oh, no, no. Look, look, Tom. 1037 01:00:09,388 --> 01:00:12,521 Why don't you stay here with me? Then we'll all go over together. 1038 01:00:12,565 --> 01:00:13,958 Stop worrying, I'll manage to keep out 1039 01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:15,002 of trouble till you get there. 1040 01:00:15,046 --> 01:00:16,264 But, uh... 1041 01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:25,012 Brandy: Got a match? 1042 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:28,494 Sure. 1043 01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:33,760 Aren't you afraid you'll catch cold? 1044 01:00:33,804 --> 01:00:35,675 I needed some fresh air. 1045 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:38,025 You ought to get plenty of it in that outfit. 1046 01:00:43,596 --> 01:00:46,077 Thanks. 1047 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,861 You upset about something? 1048 01:00:47,905 --> 01:00:49,950 What makes you think so? 1049 01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:51,648 I read in a book once where a beautiful woman 1050 01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:54,563 always looks more beautiful when she's upset. 1051 01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:56,478 You read the nicest books. 1052 01:00:58,393 --> 01:01:02,267 I, I didn't really read that. I, I made it up myself. 1053 01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:04,835 Well, that's even nicer. 1054 01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:07,141 Sometimes I find it's easier to say things 1055 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:09,970 if you pretend they come out of a book. 1056 01:01:10,014 --> 01:01:12,146 I guess it doesn't matter how you say things... 1057 01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:15,889 long as you get 'em said. 1058 01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:18,979 Yeah, well, uh, I better get along. 1059 01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:21,199 Don't go in there tonight, Tom. Please. 1060 01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,985 Why not? 1061 01:01:25,029 --> 01:01:27,596 Just take my word for it. Don't go in there. 1062 01:01:32,079 --> 01:01:34,516 I'm sorry, but I've got a little civic problem 1063 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,128 to take up with the mayor. 1064 01:01:37,171 --> 01:01:38,825 Thanks just the same. 1065 01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:40,131 Tom. 1066 01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:47,791 Here. 1067 01:01:47,834 --> 01:01:50,271 Better take my rabbit's foot. 1068 01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:52,012 You need it worse than I do. 1069 01:01:53,622 --> 01:01:55,929 - Thanks, Brandy. Larson: Very nice. 1070 01:01:58,062 --> 01:01:59,716 Oh, don't let me interrupt anything. 1071 01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:02,762 We won't. There's lots of room inside. 1072 01:02:04,503 --> 01:02:07,680 - I've been looking for you. - Well, you found me. 1073 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,029 I don't know how much Decker paid you 1074 01:02:09,073 --> 01:02:10,901 to let him steal that land, 1075 01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:12,163 but you might as well know, 1076 01:02:12,206 --> 01:02:13,294 I'm gonna drive my cattle through 1077 01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:15,732 and nobody's gonna stop me. 1078 01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:19,866 Maybe not. You can always try it and find out. 1079 01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:22,434 Play along with me and I'll make it worth your while. 1080 01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:25,829 Now you wouldn't want me to double-cross Decker, would you? 1081 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:28,353 Well, it looks to me like you've got him double-crossed already. 1082 01:02:37,057 --> 01:02:38,406 It works. 1083 01:02:50,418 --> 01:02:51,811 Who's the subject today? 1084 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,726 - Portrait of Decker. - Oh. 1085 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,685 Pretty good likeness, don't you think? 1086 01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,949 Well, I don't wanna be too critical, 1087 01:02:58,992 --> 01:03:01,516 but there's somethin' wrong with it. 1088 01:03:02,909 --> 01:03:05,564 Oh, I know what it is. It's the eyes. 1089 01:03:06,913 --> 01:03:09,524 Too friendly. 1090 01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:11,396 Yep. 1091 01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:12,963 Oh, Mr. Mayor, I've got a little problem 1092 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,965 to take up with you. 1093 01:03:15,008 --> 01:03:16,880 It's sort of official. 1094 01:03:16,923 --> 01:03:18,882 I'm always glad to talk over any problem 1095 01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:21,623 concerning the welfare of the community. 1096 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,887 Yeah, I know. That's why I came to see you. 1097 01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:26,585 You see, Rags and I don't seem to be gettin' much cooperation. 1098 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:28,935 - That so? - Yeah. 1099 01:03:28,979 --> 01:03:31,242 Every time I start asking questions, uh, 1100 01:03:31,285 --> 01:03:34,985 people look kind of vague and sort of drift away. 1101 01:03:35,028 --> 01:03:37,596 What kind of questions do you ask? 1102 01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:40,207 Oh, just ordinary things. 1103 01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:42,514 Like, what really happened to Sheriff Bailey? 1104 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:50,087 I knew a feller once who made himself real unpopular 1105 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:52,045 askin' questions. 1106 01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:54,308 Got so nobody'd talk to him. 1107 01:03:55,396 --> 01:03:57,877 He died of loneliness. 1108 01:03:57,921 --> 01:04:01,228 - You might keep that in mind. - I will. 1109 01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:06,320 Sounds like a pretty awful way to die. 1110 01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:11,804 I still get curious about Bailey though. 1111 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,893 Let me tell you something, son. 1112 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,764 Excuse me, I don't wanna miss this. 1113 01:04:17,027 --> 01:04:18,680 Boys, please. 1114 01:04:18,724 --> 01:04:21,640 Please, let's have a little quiet tonight, will you? 1115 01:04:21,683 --> 01:04:23,772 I'm gonna toss you one of the classics, 1116 01:04:23,816 --> 01:04:25,600 so no hootin' or shootin', huh? 1117 01:04:25,644 --> 01:04:28,168 All: Yeah! - Alright. 1118 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:36,916 ♪ The loneliest word 1119 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:40,485 ♪ I've heard of is empty 1120 01:04:40,528 --> 01:04:45,664 ♪ Anything empty is sad 1121 01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:49,276 ♪ An empty purse 1122 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:54,238 ♪ Can make a good girl bad 1123 01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:55,804 You hear me, dad? 1124 01:04:58,764 --> 01:05:01,898 ♪ The loneliest word 1125 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:05,249 ♪ I've heard of is empty 1126 01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:10,210 ♪ Empty things make me so mad 1127 01:05:11,864 --> 01:05:14,214 ♪ So fill me up 1128 01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:20,003 ♪ With what I formerly had 1129 01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:26,835 ♪ Now Venus you know 1130 01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:29,969 ♪ Was loaded with charms 1131 01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:34,800 ♪ And look at what happened to her ♪ 1132 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,239 ♪ Waitin' around 1133 01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:42,547 ♪ She's minus two arms 1134 01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:45,463 ♪ Could happen to me? 1135 01:05:45,506 --> 01:05:47,421 ♪ No sir 1136 01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:51,948 ♪ Right now is the time 1137 01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:55,168 ♪ To fill what is empty 1138 01:05:55,212 --> 01:06:01,392 ♪ Fill my life brimful of charms ♪ 1139 01:06:01,435 --> 01:06:04,003 ♪ Help me refill 1140 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:10,792 ♪ These empty empty arms 1141 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,935 ♪ The loneliest gal 1142 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:26,025 ♪ And I don't know why 1143 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:30,943 ♪ My qualifications are fine 1144 01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:35,600 ♪ Hate to complain 1145 01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,733 ♪ But will you explain 1146 01:06:38,777 --> 01:06:43,477 ♪ Why nobody's usin' mine? 1147 01:06:45,131 --> 01:06:48,047 ♪ Now is the time 1148 01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:50,354 ♪ To fill what is empty 1149 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:57,926 ♪ Fill my life brimful of charms ♪ 1150 01:06:57,970 --> 01:07:00,668 ♪ Help me refill 1151 01:07:00,712 --> 01:07:03,932 ♪ These empty 1152 01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:07,240 ♪ Empty empty 1153 01:07:07,284 --> 01:07:12,898 ♪ Arms ♪ 1154 01:07:19,296 --> 01:07:21,080 - I wanna talk to you. - Just a minute. 1155 01:07:21,124 --> 01:07:22,777 - Nice singing, Brandy. - Thanks. 1156 01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:23,865 Which one of you lucky characters 1157 01:07:23,909 --> 01:07:25,084 is gonna buy me a drink? 1158 01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:26,216 - Here, sit down. - Look, Brandy. 1159 01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:27,565 Go sing another song, will you? 1160 01:07:27,608 --> 01:07:29,958 - But I'm thirsty. - We're busy. 1161 01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:33,571 Oh, you don't look that busy to me. 1162 01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:36,182 Destry, I understand you've been asking questions about Bailey. 1163 01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:40,882 Seems like I did mention his name a couple of times. 1164 01:07:40,926 --> 01:07:42,275 Why? 1165 01:07:42,319 --> 01:07:44,843 Just a natural curiosity, I guess. 1166 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:46,497 My father was that way too. 1167 01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:48,499 What happened to him? 1168 01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:51,458 Shot in the back. 1169 01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:54,026 Maybe we better go to your office and talk this over. 1170 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,723 Oh, no, you don't! 1171 01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:57,334 The deputy was just gonna buy me a drink. 1172 01:07:57,377 --> 01:07:59,118 - Weren't you? - Yes, ma'am. 1173 01:08:01,033 --> 01:08:02,991 There's a limit to what a rabbit's foot can do. 1174 01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:04,515 Decker isn't fooling, Tom. 1175 01:08:04,558 --> 01:08:05,733 Oh, I don't think he'd shoot me here 1176 01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:07,692 in front of all these people. 1177 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,350 Excuse me, Brandy. 1178 01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:39,158 Music! Boys, hold the music, will you? 1179 01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:42,161 Folks, I hate to interrupt your fun, 1180 01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:44,816 but I've got something important to say to you. 1181 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:47,688 I've just found out how Sheriff Bailey died. 1182 01:08:47,732 --> 01:08:50,300 I understood Bailey died of a heart attack. 1183 01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:53,172 That's seems to be the rumor around town. 1184 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:54,739 But if he did die of a heart attack. 1185 01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:56,610 It was because he heard a bullet comin' at him. 1186 01:08:56,654 --> 01:08:59,831 Are you implying you have some new evidence on this matter? 1187 01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:01,789 I have. 1188 01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:03,530 This bullet. 1189 01:09:03,574 --> 01:09:06,098 Doc Curtis just dug this out of Bailey's back. 1190 01:09:12,235 --> 01:09:15,281 Well, I guess that could be considered as new evidence. 1191 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:19,329 Couldn't it, Phil? 1192 01:09:19,372 --> 01:09:21,809 I don't know. 1193 01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:24,638 Any idea who put it there? 1194 01:09:24,682 --> 01:09:26,814 Well, I've been reading about something new. 1195 01:09:28,555 --> 01:09:31,863 It seems every gun leaves its own mark on a bullet. 1196 01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:34,082 By puttin' two bullets under a magnifying glass, 1197 01:09:34,126 --> 01:09:37,521 you can tell if they both came out of the same barrel. 1198 01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:39,392 So doc compared this bullet he took out of Bailey 1199 01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:41,351 with the ones I dug out of the wall over there. 1200 01:09:41,394 --> 01:09:43,135 I did? 1201 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,877 Oh, yeah, I sure did. 1202 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,966 - We found one that matched. - Yep. 1203 01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:50,838 You can't hide no crazy thing like that on us! 1204 01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:53,058 It's funny you said that, Curly, 1205 01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:55,191 because the one that matched came out of your gun. 1206 01:09:55,234 --> 01:09:56,279 What? 1207 01:09:57,584 --> 01:09:58,803 Destry, I wanna tell you some-- 1208 01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:01,022 Hold on, Phil. Hold on. 1209 01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:03,155 I doubt very much if these old slugs 1210 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:05,984 would ever be admissible as evidence, deputy. 1211 01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:07,420 Let's leave that up to the court, Mr. Mayor. 1212 01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:09,248 Oh, certainly, certainly. 1213 01:10:09,292 --> 01:10:11,816 Of course, you understand that both Mr. Decker and myself 1214 01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:14,775 were misled as to the nature of Mr. Bailey's departure. 1215 01:10:14,819 --> 01:10:16,864 We'll let the court decide that too. 1216 01:10:16,908 --> 01:10:18,388 Come on, Curly. 1217 01:10:18,431 --> 01:10:20,216 You're gonna let him get away with this? 1218 01:10:22,566 --> 01:10:26,613 Go on, Curly. It's our solemn duty to uphold the law. 1219 01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:29,094 If you're not guilty, nothing's going to happen to you. 1220 01:10:29,137 --> 01:10:30,704 - You sure? - Certainly, go on. 1221 01:10:30,748 --> 01:10:33,229 I don't like it. 1222 01:10:38,364 --> 01:10:41,454 Did you ever hear that about bullets before? 1223 01:10:41,498 --> 01:10:43,630 Can't say that I ever have. 1224 01:10:43,674 --> 01:10:46,024 Well, I guess I have to catch up on my readin'. 1225 01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:53,553 Larson: Open the gate! 1226 01:10:53,597 --> 01:10:55,642 Come on, open up that gate. 1227 01:10:55,686 --> 01:10:57,253 It will cost you four bits a head. 1228 01:10:57,296 --> 01:10:58,297 Larson: I know. I know. I'm willing to pay. 1229 01:10:58,341 --> 01:10:59,342 Now come on. Open it up. 1230 01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:01,431 Alright, open it up. 1231 01:11:01,474 --> 01:11:03,868 Larson: Start countin' 'em... 1232 01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:05,261 after you wake up! 1233 01:11:05,304 --> 01:11:06,740 Alright, boys. Bring 'em through! 1234 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,313 I'll show Decker and that tinhorn deputy 1235 01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:16,184 nobody's gonna tell me what to do. 1236 01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:24,628 I don't care what the law says. 1237 01:11:24,671 --> 01:11:26,107 Nobody's gonna make me pay a toll 1238 01:11:26,151 --> 01:11:27,892 to drive my cattle anywhere! 1239 01:11:27,935 --> 01:11:29,720 Nobody's making you pay. 1240 01:11:29,763 --> 01:11:31,417 But you'll probably get kind of tired of that cell 1241 01:11:31,461 --> 01:11:32,984 in five or six years. 1242 01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:34,464 Now you take Curly here. 1243 01:11:34,507 --> 01:11:36,596 He's tired of his already, ain't you, Curly? 1244 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,338 - I ain't talkin'. - Well, that's too bad. 1245 01:11:39,382 --> 01:11:42,123 'Cause in a couple of weeks, you won't be able to. 1246 01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:43,951 What do you mean by that? 1247 01:11:43,995 --> 01:11:46,693 Well, it's kind of hard to talk with a rope around your neck. 1248 01:11:46,737 --> 01:11:49,087 They're gonna hang you, you know. 1249 01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:51,002 I want a drink. 1250 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:53,744 Sure. Get him some water, Rags. 1251 01:11:53,787 --> 01:11:56,224 - Water? - I'll give him water. 1252 01:11:56,268 --> 01:11:59,445 - I'll drown that dirty-- - Whoa! Whoa! 1253 01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:01,578 - He's our guest. - Guest! 1254 01:12:03,884 --> 01:12:05,712 I'd make him talk. 1255 01:12:08,715 --> 01:12:12,458 I'd sure hate to see you hang for something you didn't do. 1256 01:12:12,502 --> 01:12:15,287 - You don't wanna hang, do you? - You think I'm crazy? 1257 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,071 Then why don't you tell us the truth? 1258 01:12:17,115 --> 01:12:19,944 - Decker can't help you now. - Why don't you leave me alone? 1259 01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:22,207 I didn't do it. I told-- told you that! 1260 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,342 All you have to do is tell us who did. 1261 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,393 The way I look at it, Bailey came up 1262 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:36,264 and asked for the note Skinner signed. 1263 01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:37,962 Is that about it? 1264 01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:41,357 Loyalty's a great thing, Curly. 1265 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,359 But it ought to work both ways. 1266 01:12:43,402 --> 01:12:44,838 Does it seem right that you stretch a rope 1267 01:12:44,882 --> 01:12:47,754 for something that was Decker's idea? 1268 01:12:47,798 --> 01:12:50,540 Suppose I do tell you. 1269 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:52,368 What happens to me? 1270 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,507 It might change a lot of things. 1271 01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:07,078 Well, I... 1272 01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:11,996 Afternoon, gentlemen. Good afternoon. 1273 01:13:12,039 --> 01:13:14,390 As the mayor of Restful, I'd like to convey 1274 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,479 the people's thanks for uncovering the murder 1275 01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:19,395 of our esteemed late sheriff. 1276 01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:21,701 In view of your prompt and vigorous action, 1277 01:13:21,745 --> 01:13:24,574 I consider it only right that the accused, 1278 01:13:24,617 --> 01:13:26,837 one Curly Adams, be brought to trial 1279 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,361 with the same dispatch. 1280 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:32,451 In the absence of any other judicial authority, 1281 01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:35,193 therefore, I have decided to put on my legal robes 1282 01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:37,543 and try the case myself. 1283 01:13:39,284 --> 01:13:40,720 Oh, well, there's no use puttin' yourself 1284 01:13:40,764 --> 01:13:43,201 to all that trouble, Mr. Mayor. 1285 01:13:43,244 --> 01:13:45,290 Maybe now I should say Your Honor. 1286 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:48,119 You see, we've already sent for a territorial judge. 1287 01:13:48,162 --> 01:13:50,643 That so? When's he due to arrive? 1288 01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,079 In a couple of days. 1289 01:13:52,123 --> 01:13:54,734 Him and Tom worked together at Silver Creek. 1290 01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:57,041 Hm, it's too bad 1291 01:13:57,084 --> 01:13:59,870 he has to make that long trip for nothing. 1292 01:13:59,913 --> 01:14:02,699 The case is on the docket for tomorrow morning. 1293 01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:06,485 Deliver the prisoner at 10 o'clock, Decker's Saloon. 1294 01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:08,487 The only place in town big enough to hold the crowd. 1295 01:14:08,531 --> 01:14:11,272 I suppose there's gonna be a jury? 1296 01:14:11,316 --> 01:14:14,406 Oh, yeah. I'm glad you brought that up. 1297 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,103 In order to expedite matters, 1298 01:14:16,147 --> 01:14:20,238 I have already impaneled 12 good men and true. 1299 01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:27,332 Hold on, mayor. 1300 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:29,247 It's no dice. 1301 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:32,076 I've seen that kind of justice before. 1302 01:14:32,119 --> 01:14:34,121 Nobody's turning Curly loose on the say-so 1303 01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:37,429 of a bunch of barflies and two-for-a-nickel gunslingers. 1304 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,518 We're holding him for a real trial 1305 01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:40,824 in front of a real honest-to-goodness 1306 01:14:40,867 --> 01:14:42,260 federal judge. 1307 01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:44,784 You heard what he said, Mr. Sellers. 1308 01:14:44,828 --> 01:14:47,134 You're defying local authority, gents. 1309 01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:49,528 Curly's friends are liable to resent it. 1310 01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,704 You tell Curly's friends he's not leaving this cell 1311 01:14:51,748 --> 01:14:53,619 till Judge Nolan gets here. 1312 01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:55,665 Tell your friends too. 1313 01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:59,277 I'll do that, son. I'll do that. 1314 01:15:01,235 --> 01:15:05,718 Looks like a lot of things have changed already. 1315 01:15:05,762 --> 01:15:08,155 Don't it? 1316 01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:10,331 - Not for you, it ain't. - Oh, Rags! 1317 01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:12,812 Alright, so I done it. 1318 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:19,427 I'm sorry, Curly. 1319 01:15:19,471 --> 01:15:20,864 It just goes to prove that sometimes 1320 01:15:20,907 --> 01:15:22,300 a man just shouldn't laugh. 1321 01:15:24,998 --> 01:15:27,740 - Alright, out, Larson. - What do you mean out? 1322 01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:29,612 You've got some cattle to see after, haven't you? 1323 01:15:29,655 --> 01:15:32,179 - Yeah, sure. - Then go take care of them. 1324 01:15:32,223 --> 01:15:33,920 I put you in there to show you you can't go around 1325 01:15:33,964 --> 01:15:35,400 defying the law. 1326 01:15:35,443 --> 01:15:36,749 I'm gonna let you out for a little while 1327 01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:38,490 to show you the law can be fair too. 1328 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,493 - I ain't payin'. - I'll expect you back by dark. 1329 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:42,625 By that time, make up your mind 1330 01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:44,017 whether you're gonna pay or stay. 1331 01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:46,324 Who says I'm comin' back? 1332 01:15:46,367 --> 01:15:48,108 Well, I'm taking your word for it. 1333 01:15:48,152 --> 01:15:50,197 - I'll leave the door open. - I haven't given you any word. 1334 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:51,764 Sure, you have. 1335 01:15:51,808 --> 01:15:54,593 I read something once that said a man's pride in a trust 1336 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:56,900 was better than a written contract. 1337 01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:58,945 Now hurry up. 1338 01:15:58,989 --> 01:16:00,904 Well, I've met a lot of characters in my time, Destry, 1339 01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:02,819 but you are it! 1340 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:09,477 Well, you, you got him wet. 1341 01:16:09,521 --> 01:16:11,479 Now you better figure how you're gonna get him dried out. 1342 01:16:11,523 --> 01:16:13,830 I'll wring him out. 1343 01:16:16,528 --> 01:16:18,791 Here's Tom now and I'm gonna tell him what you said. 1344 01:16:18,835 --> 01:16:20,445 Oh, no, you're not! 1345 01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:27,060 Shh! 1346 01:16:31,456 --> 01:16:32,849 What's goin' on here? 1347 01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:35,068 - Ow! - Something wrong? 1348 01:16:35,112 --> 01:16:36,679 You know something, Mr. Destry? 1349 01:16:36,722 --> 01:16:39,551 The older I get, the more I think women are crazy! 1350 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,074 You got a lot of company, Eli. 1351 01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:43,468 We were walking along there talkin' about you 1352 01:16:43,511 --> 01:16:44,687 and all of a sudden, she grabs me 1353 01:16:44,730 --> 01:16:46,123 and pulls me behind this tree. 1354 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:48,255 I ask you now, ain't that crazy? 1355 01:16:48,299 --> 01:16:50,257 I don't know. Depends on what you were saying. 1356 01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:53,260 - I'll tell ya-- - Well, we... Eli. 1357 01:16:53,304 --> 01:16:56,307 We were just talking about you putting Curly Adams in jail 1358 01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:59,223 and I, I mentioned what a good thing it would be for the town. 1359 01:16:59,266 --> 01:17:02,269 - That's not all she said. - Eli! 1360 01:17:02,313 --> 01:17:04,837 What she really said was that she'd like to kiss you. 1361 01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:08,667 Is that so? 1362 01:17:08,711 --> 01:17:10,669 I didn't mean it exactly that way. 1363 01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:14,630 It was just sort of a figure of speech. 1364 01:17:14,673 --> 01:17:16,588 Ain't you gonna do anything about it? 1365 01:17:18,372 --> 01:17:21,158 Doesn't seem to be quite the place for it. 1366 01:17:21,201 --> 01:17:23,682 I'll keep it in mind. 1367 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:25,684 Come on, Eli! 1368 01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:27,643 Eli: Crazy if you ask me. 1369 01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:29,383 Doc: Tom! Tom! 1370 01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,646 - Hey, Destry. - What's wrong? 1371 01:17:30,689 --> 01:17:32,125 Nothing. Got a message for you. Brandy. 1372 01:17:32,169 --> 01:17:33,170 She wants to see you, her house, 1373 01:17:33,213 --> 01:17:35,433 right away, important. 1374 01:17:35,476 --> 01:17:36,869 Oh, doc, you wanna watch that runnin'. 1375 01:17:36,913 --> 01:17:38,523 Gettin' a little old for it. 1376 01:17:38,566 --> 01:17:41,787 Yeah? I wish you'd tell that to Bessie Mae. 1377 01:17:54,844 --> 01:17:56,889 - What is it? - Come in. Come in. 1378 01:17:56,933 --> 01:17:58,761 Doc said you wanted to see me, something important. 1379 01:17:58,804 --> 01:18:00,980 Oh, it wasn't that important. 1380 01:18:01,024 --> 01:18:03,591 I just wanted to buy you a drink, that's all. 1381 01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:07,465 - Oh, fine. - Sit down. 1382 01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:22,698 - Here's looking at you. - Lookin' at you too. 1383 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,879 Well... 1384 01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:31,750 Well, what? 1385 01:18:31,794 --> 01:18:33,186 Men. 1386 01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:38,844 Don't you notice anything different? 1387 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:44,023 Oh, sure. You took some of that war paint off. 1388 01:18:44,067 --> 01:18:47,070 - You look real nice. - I feel sort of undressed. 1389 01:18:49,072 --> 01:18:51,509 Brandy, what did you really wanna see me about? 1390 01:18:55,121 --> 01:18:56,688 I'm leaving town... 1391 01:18:58,342 --> 01:19:00,692 and I wanted to see you before I left. 1392 01:19:02,650 --> 01:19:05,566 I don't know whether that's important or not. 1393 01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:08,091 Well, sure, it is. 1394 01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:11,703 - What happened? - Nothing. 1395 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:14,401 I'm just sick of this town, I'm sick of the people here, 1396 01:19:14,445 --> 01:19:16,577 and I'm sick of what I've been doing. 1397 01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:21,713 So I'm going back to New Orleans. 1398 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,150 A lot of folks are gonna miss you around here. 1399 01:19:24,194 --> 01:19:26,109 Except for a few wives, maybe. 1400 01:19:28,154 --> 01:19:29,721 How about you? 1401 01:19:31,114 --> 01:19:32,985 Yeah, me too. 1402 01:19:34,030 --> 01:19:36,336 Ever been to New Orleans? 1403 01:19:36,380 --> 01:19:38,295 No, I haven't. 1404 01:19:38,338 --> 01:19:40,166 You'd like it there. 1405 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:42,429 It's wonderful this time of the year. 1406 01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:51,917 What's the matter with you? 1407 01:19:53,876 --> 01:19:54,964 Nothing. 1408 01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:04,756 I don't suppose you'd wanna come with me. 1409 01:20:06,845 --> 01:20:09,805 I'm afraid that's a little bit off my range. 1410 01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:12,546 Besides, I've still got a job to do here. 1411 01:20:12,590 --> 01:20:15,245 I wanna wish you lots of luck. 1412 01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:18,030 Come with me, Tom. You won't be sorry. 1413 01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:21,599 I'm sorry right now. 1414 01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:25,690 Oh, uh, speaking of luck, 1415 01:20:25,733 --> 01:20:27,605 thanks for the loan of the rabbit's foot. 1416 01:20:27,648 --> 01:20:29,912 It's been a lot of help. 1417 01:20:29,955 --> 01:20:31,391 You keep it. 1418 01:20:33,263 --> 01:20:35,613 It's nothing. Don't pay any attention to it. 1419 01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:38,485 No, Tom, no! Don't go out there. 1420 01:20:38,529 --> 01:20:40,748 They'll kill you. Tom, please. 1421 01:20:55,981 --> 01:20:57,374 Rags. 1422 01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:59,767 They got me in the back, Tom. 1423 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:01,421 I didn't even have time to draw. 1424 01:21:01,465 --> 01:21:02,901 Don't talk, we'll take care of it. 1425 01:21:02,945 --> 01:21:05,382 Don't hurt so much. Just makes me mad. 1426 01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:06,426 Sure, I know. 1427 01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:08,994 Everything goin' along so fine, 1428 01:21:09,038 --> 01:21:11,083 and I had to go and let you down. 1429 01:21:11,127 --> 01:21:13,433 You didn't let me down. It was the other way around. 1430 01:21:13,477 --> 01:21:16,088 No. No, they... 1431 01:21:16,132 --> 01:21:19,613 Doc, get busy and dig this slug out of me 1432 01:21:19,657 --> 01:21:22,442 so Tom and I can find out who done it. 1433 01:21:22,486 --> 01:21:24,270 And after I've had a little rest-- 1434 01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:27,883 Alright, Rags. I'll get at it right away. 1435 01:21:27,926 --> 01:21:30,059 Rags: Makes me so danged mad! 1436 01:21:30,102 --> 01:21:31,799 Getting shot in the back. 1437 01:21:33,366 --> 01:21:35,238 They were scared of you, Rags. 1438 01:21:35,281 --> 01:21:37,849 They were afraid to meet you face-to-face. 1439 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:40,373 You really think so? 1440 01:21:40,417 --> 01:21:42,941 I'm kind of tired right now, 1441 01:21:42,985 --> 01:21:45,465 but we'll still show 'em. 1442 01:21:45,509 --> 01:21:47,641 - Won't we, Tom? - Sure. 1443 01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:51,863 That is the way I always dreamed about it. 1444 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:55,258 You and me, side by side, 1445 01:21:55,301 --> 01:21:57,390 just like it used to be when I rode with your dad. 1446 01:21:59,784 --> 01:22:01,612 We'll show 'em, Tom. 1447 01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:03,266 You and me togeth... 1448 01:22:03,309 --> 01:22:05,442 Easy, Rags, take it easy. 1449 01:22:08,140 --> 01:22:11,361 On second thought, I guess 1450 01:22:11,404 --> 01:22:13,754 maybe you'll have to do the showin'. 1451 01:22:15,408 --> 01:22:17,323 I'm awful tired. 1452 01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:43,262 Well, I'm back, Destry. I'm sorry, I'm a little late. 1453 01:22:43,306 --> 01:22:45,917 - What's the matter with him? - Somebody killed Rags Barnaby. 1454 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,093 And sprung Curly Adams. 1455 01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:43,148 Destry's comin' after you. 1456 01:23:43,192 --> 01:23:45,150 Is that something I should be worried about? 1457 01:23:45,194 --> 01:23:48,066 This time you should. He's packin' a gun. 1458 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:49,198 Oh. 1459 01:23:51,939 --> 01:23:55,334 Maybe we'd better arrange for a little welcoming committee. 1460 01:23:55,378 --> 01:23:57,597 Get Curly. Professor, you get up in the balcony. 1461 01:23:57,641 --> 01:23:59,382 Dummy, you take the front door. 1462 01:24:01,471 --> 01:24:02,863 Where do you think you're going? 1463 01:24:02,907 --> 01:24:04,430 It's-- I needed some fresh air. 1464 01:24:04,474 --> 01:24:05,779 It's sort of smoky in here. 1465 01:24:05,823 --> 01:24:07,042 I want you to sing a little song. 1466 01:24:07,085 --> 01:24:08,608 It's not time for it yet. 1467 01:24:08,652 --> 01:24:11,089 Now, look, I want everything to look nice and normal 1468 01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:12,482 when your friend gets in here. 1469 01:24:12,525 --> 01:24:14,353 Now get up there and sing that song. 1470 01:24:14,397 --> 01:24:16,138 Alright, girls, come on, on your feet! 1471 01:24:16,181 --> 01:24:18,227 Let's get up there and liven this place up a little bit. 1472 01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:20,533 Come on, do your numbers! Come on! 1473 01:24:44,296 --> 01:24:48,213 ♪ And you must try as you go prancing by ♪ 1474 01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:51,564 ♪ To swing your skirt a bit high high higher ♪ 1475 01:24:51,608 --> 01:24:55,002 ♪ You can get your man without any tussle ♪ 1476 01:24:55,046 --> 01:24:58,397 ♪ He will give in you'll be livin' following this plan ♪ 1477 01:24:58,441 --> 01:25:01,792 ♪ You will get your man if you can can-can ♪ 1478 01:25:01,835 --> 01:25:05,100 ♪ You can't fool a man by wearing a bustle ♪ 1479 01:25:05,143 --> 01:25:08,320 ♪ Take it off or shake it off with wiggles of the can-can ♪ 1480 01:25:08,364 --> 01:25:11,584 ♪ You can't fool a man by faking a muscle ♪ 1481 01:25:11,628 --> 01:25:14,500 ♪ You'll begin to be a winner if you can can-can ♪ 1482 01:25:14,544 --> 01:25:18,113 ♪ You'll get the eye as you go dancing by ♪ 1483 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:21,159 ♪ So swing it low and swing it high ♪ 1484 01:25:21,203 --> 01:25:22,856 ♪ And you will try ♪ 1485 01:26:07,684 --> 01:26:09,207 Quit that! 1486 01:26:09,251 --> 01:26:10,904 Alright, come on, start up that music. 1487 01:26:10,948 --> 01:26:12,863 Stop her! 1488 01:27:12,052 --> 01:27:13,793 Brandy: Doc! Doc! - Yes. 1489 01:27:13,837 --> 01:27:15,360 Where's Destry? 1490 01:27:15,404 --> 01:27:17,406 Last time I saw him, he was headin' for Decker's. 1491 01:27:17,449 --> 01:27:18,798 And I'm gonna help him even though 1492 01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:20,191 it is against my better judgement. 1493 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:22,411 - But he's not there. - I know. 1494 01:27:22,454 --> 01:27:23,977 - He ain't? - No. 1495 01:27:24,021 --> 01:27:26,197 Well, uh, maybe he's over at the jail 1496 01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:29,331 roundin' up some more help, which is a very good idea. 1497 01:27:29,374 --> 01:27:31,158 I'll, uh, go see. 1498 01:27:33,857 --> 01:27:36,773 Tom: Keep your hands low and take a normal walk to the door. 1499 01:27:47,610 --> 01:27:49,612 Alright, inside, hurry up. 1500 01:27:49,655 --> 01:27:51,570 Close that door easy. 1501 01:28:15,942 --> 01:28:18,293 All I want is Decker. Where is he? 1502 01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,561 I said where's Decker? 1503 01:30:35,081 --> 01:30:37,562 Brandy: Let me through! Let me through! 1504 01:30:42,262 --> 01:30:44,047 Brandy, get out of here. 1505 01:30:44,090 --> 01:30:45,918 Look out! 1506 01:30:55,275 --> 01:30:56,407 Brandy. 1507 01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:03,414 I... guess I won't make that 1508 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,808 trip to New Orleans... 1509 01:31:05,851 --> 01:31:07,679 after all. 1510 01:31:07,723 --> 01:31:10,465 Sure, you will, Brandy. 1511 01:31:10,508 --> 01:31:13,250 We'll both make it. I'll go with you. 1512 01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,475 Just... 1513 01:31:20,518 --> 01:31:23,260 kiss me goodbye, Tom. 1514 01:31:48,677 --> 01:31:50,069 Man 6: Mornin', Tom. - Morning. 1515 01:31:50,113 --> 01:31:51,331 Man 6: Fine day. - Yes, it is. 1516 01:31:51,375 --> 01:31:52,550 Yes, it is. 1517 01:31:52,594 --> 01:31:53,986 - Morning, Tom. - Morning, ma'am. 1518 01:31:54,030 --> 01:31:55,597 Don't forget about Sunday. 1519 01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:58,208 - I'll be there. - We'll be there. 1520 01:31:58,251 --> 01:32:02,081 ♪ Come on boys get your guns get 'em loaded ♪ 1521 01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:05,389 ♪ Let's greet the bandits with a bang bang bang ♪ 1522 01:32:05,432 --> 01:32:09,132 ♪ Here they come and by gun we're reloaded ♪ 1523 01:32:09,175 --> 01:32:12,439 ♪ We'll meet the bandits with a bang bang bang ♪ 1524 01:32:12,483 --> 01:32:15,921 ♪ From California to Rio Grande ♪ 1525 01:32:15,965 --> 01:32:18,315 ♪ A cowboy keeps his ammunition handy ♪♪ 1526 01:32:18,358 --> 01:32:20,796 Girls. That reminds me. 1527 01:32:20,839 --> 01:32:22,406 Martha says to tell you how glad she was 1528 01:32:22,449 --> 01:32:24,321 to be back on the ranch again. 1529 01:32:24,364 --> 01:32:26,541 Huh? Oh, is that so? 1530 01:32:26,584 --> 01:32:27,977 Say, tell me something, Tom. 1531 01:32:28,020 --> 01:32:30,370 Ain't you never gonna get around to kissin' her? 1532 01:32:30,414 --> 01:32:32,242 It's kind of hard to say, Eli. 1533 01:32:32,285 --> 01:32:33,983 I've been pretty busy with my job here. 1534 01:32:34,026 --> 01:32:36,028 Seems to me you got the job all done. 1535 01:32:36,072 --> 01:32:38,988 Pa says that Restful is the most restful town he ever seen. 1536 01:32:39,031 --> 01:32:40,859 Hardly hear a gun go off anymore. 1537 01:32:46,952 --> 01:32:49,651 - Tom! In there. - What's the trouble? 1538 01:32:49,694 --> 01:32:51,609 I don't know. I didn't stop to ask. 1539 01:32:55,526 --> 01:32:57,746 In there! In there! 1540 01:33:07,669 --> 01:33:09,279 Oh, hiya, sheriff. 1541 01:33:13,196 --> 01:33:15,590 What's the big idea? 1542 01:33:15,633 --> 01:33:17,983 Well, I've been in town all day 1543 01:33:18,027 --> 01:33:20,769 and I heard that the only way one could get any attention 1544 01:33:20,812 --> 01:33:23,946 around here was to do a little promiscuous shootin'. 1545 01:33:27,253 --> 01:33:28,559 Excuse me. 1546 01:33:34,565 --> 01:33:36,654 You know you're breaking the law. 1547 01:33:36,698 --> 01:33:38,395 - Are you gonna arrest me? - Well, I-- 1548 01:33:38,438 --> 01:33:40,876 There's no two ways about the law. 1549 01:33:40,919 --> 01:33:44,140 - Isn't that right? - That's right. 1550 01:33:44,183 --> 01:33:46,664 Well, I'll go along peacefully. 1551 01:33:46,708 --> 01:33:48,623 I'm out of ammunition, anyway. 1552 01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:56,413 This reminds me of a book I read once. 1553 01:33:56,456 --> 01:33:59,764 It was all about a fellow and a girl. 1554 01:33:59,808 --> 01:34:02,375 They had the doggonedest time gettin' together. 1555 01:34:03,550 --> 01:34:06,118 Oh, it wasn't her fault. 1556 01:34:06,162 --> 01:34:09,121 It wasn't exactly his fault either. 1557 01:34:09,165 --> 01:34:11,646 Just a, a whole lot of mix-up kept them apart. 1558 01:34:13,343 --> 01:34:15,954 - One day, they finally-- - You know something? 1559 01:34:15,998 --> 01:34:17,913 You read too many books. 1560 01:34:23,832 --> 01:34:24,963 Yeah. 1561 01:34:27,270 --> 01:34:29,620 There comes a time when a fellow just 1562 01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:32,667 has to stop readin' so much. 117477