Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me

Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically

Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world

We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together

Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[Mr. Chapin] The egg.

This is your assignment

while your

regular teacher's out.

I don't know anything

about home ec,

I'm more of an auto shop guy,

so I looked online and this was

the first thing I found.

Now, I know you people

don't know anything

about responsibility

or protecting the helpless,

but I know you care

about grades.

So you're gonna partner up

and bring your egg back Monday

intact. Or else.

And don't even think about

breaking it

and buying a new one

'cause I stamped them all.

All right, here's the teams.

-Diana Prince

and Karen Beecher.

-[both giggle]

[Mr. Chapin] Hal Jordan

and Selina Kyle.

-[gasps]

-Hey.

Barbara Gordon and Garth...

Do you even have a last name?

-[gasps]

-[laughs]

[Mr. Chapin] Zee Zatara

and Oliver Queen.

-[both gasp]

-[both] Ugh.

[Mr. Chapin] Tatsu Yamashiro

and Leslie Willis.

-[exclaims]

-[laughs]

[Mr. Chapin] Jessica Cruz

and Pam Isley.

-[exclaims]

-[Jessica groans]

-[Mr. Chapin] Carter Hall

and Barry Allen.

-[gasps]

-[groans]

-[Mr. Chapin] Carol Ferris

and Doris Zeul.

And, since Doris is

skipping as usual,

Carol, looks like you're

once again

-destined to be alone.

-[scoffs]

Mmm-hmm. Last

and actually kind of least,

-Harleen Quinzel...

-Wait... What?

[Mr. Chapin]

...and Kara Danvers.

-Huh?

-We good? Good.

I mean, this is so great!

We're gonna get A's for sure!

I've been working

on 3D printed packing peanuts

that are

250% more shock absorbent!

And I have raised griffons from

eggs since I was 170!

-Ha! We've got this in the--

-[splattering]

Crud.

At last! My chance

to surpass Diana Prince

as valedictorian

is at hand!

Well, put 'er there, partner!

-[egg splatters]

-[laughs]

Isn't this exciting!

We're going to spend

the whole weekend together,

hanging out,

taking care of our egg...

Wait, where's our egg?

-[burps]

-Ugh!

This is super cool, right?

Like, you're Hawkman.

And that means you know

all about eggs and birds

and stuff,

so all you gotta do is

keep sitting on that egg

'til Monday.

-Boom, instant A!

-[splattering]

-[groans]

-Bad call? Bad call.

Yeah. We gotta

switch partners, dude.

"Mister" dude.

I can't work with her,

she's got emotional problems.

Lemme be with Carol instead.

Nope. Carol is alone--

[Carol] I'm not alone!

Listen, you two. You're both

one F away from summer school.

So you either spend

the next two days together

or you spend

the next three months together,

got it?

[both groaning]

[upbeat instrumental

rock music playing]

[laughing]

[man whistling]

We ain't goin'

to summer school!

We ain't goin'

to summer school!

So, you won

the partner lottery, huh?

Relax, babe, we got this.

You're a chick, right, you got

that whole nurturing thing?

You should try smiling more.

[Carol] There you are,

Hal Jordan!

[gasps]

Oh. Hello... Selina.

Oh, uh, hey, Carol.

How'd you know

I'd be at the mall?

[giggles] You always restock

your athlete's foot cream

on the third Saturday

of the month.

Duh.

Now, can you watch

Hal Jordan Junior tonight?

-I have to work.

-Hal Jordan Junior?

[giggles] He's just like you,

delicate and round

and sort of cold.

Oh, uh, look,

I got my own egg

to worry about, all right?

I mean, yeah, Selina's all

nurturey and stuff,

but she's a few eggs short

of a dozen if you know

what I'm sayin'...

Hmph! [groans]

-Meow.

-[grunts]

Okay, we can both agree

that I despise you, right?

Yes. Wait, what?

So, the only way

I see this working is

if we treat it

like an acting exercise.

I'll play the role of Mother,

you play the role of Father,

and we just have to keep

Baby safe until Monday, got it?

Of course. I could play Father

in my sleep.

I just need to come up

with a tragic backstory...

-[grunts]

-Ugh!

[groans] Hey, guys,

how's it going for you?

So good. Garth had

this old baby carrier

laying around

and it's totally gonna get us

the A!

Yup. [chuckles] Lucky my mom

kept all my baby stuff

in my room...

for me to use instead of

getting normal stuff.

[chuckles] So lucky.

Oh, so your mother actually has

affection for her offspring?

How novel.

So Garth, can I borrow

that thing to take the egg

on patrol tonight?

Gotta introduce it to

"The life."

[gasps] No!

You can't take her...

I mean "it" crime-fighting.

It's too dangerous.

[Zee] He's got a point,

Babs.

It's an easy A if you just

make it to Monday.

[scoffs] Yes, let's not

forget about the grade.

Wouldn't want to

mistakenly show we care,

would we, Mother?

Can we just have...

[screaming] A meal?

Oh, well that's just lovely!

In front of our friends, too!

[indistinct arguing]

-[screams]

-No, no, no!

The egg is not there!

What are we gonna do?

Think, Quinzel, think!

Hmm...

[indistinct arguing]

Hey, Danvers, how bad

do you wanna

stay outta summer school?

[singing] Na, na, na, na, na.

Sleep little egg.

[Kara grunting] I can't do it.

I can't steal. There has to be

another way.

Like you stealing.

Gladly. [laughs mischievously]

Hey! What gives?

Looks like someone else

had the same plan.

[Batgirl] I want you

to live life, egg!

Live life!

No!

[tires screeching]

[gasps] Yes.

No! [screams]

Yes! No!

Yes! No!

I mean yes! I mean,

no!

I picked up a morning shift,

so I need you

to watch Hal Jordan Junior,

Hal Jordan.

[groans]

Okay, you distract her

and I'll take the egg.

And all her other stuff.

[Oliver] You don't know

the first thing

about raising an egg!

You'd probably put in a carton

and drop it in the refrigerator

until Monday

if I weren't watching!

-[Zee] Oh, how dare you!

-[crashing]

[Oliver] You hide behind

your big hair and your...

your alliterative name

and you think you can just

walk all over me?

-[Zee grunts]

-[crashing and shattering]

You know, I think I know where

there's another egg.

-Right behind you.

-[Oliver] You can't

hide in there all day, Zee!

I will see my egg!

[both gasp]

[both] No!

[Oliver] Leave it.

-But Oliver you--

-I said,

"Leave it."

Look at me, Barry.

Look what she did.

A shell of the man I once was.

[chuckles] "Shell," I get it!

You guys...

Does this look okay?

I knew it.

Carol's gonna kill me.

I spoke to my attorney.

I've agreed to partial custody.

[both screaming]

Ooh.

[gasps] Did you

hard boil our egg?

Of course I did,

you blithering... [gasps]

Oops.

[sighs] Looks like

we have to face it.

We all messed up.

There's no way any of us can

walk into class tomorrow

and get a passing grade.

And we're gonna

have to hang out

like this for months!

I know!

[Harley crying] Why?

[Karen] Careful!

Don't break it!

Sucker! [gasps]

Hey! We're on the same team!

[grunts and laughs]

-[Carter screeching]

-[groans]

Victory is mine!

[screaming]

Put junior down, dirtbag!

[both gasp]

Hey! I got it! [chuckles]

I got the egg, guys!

[teacher] Good morning, class.

I hope you all had

a good weekend.

Let's see what Mr. Chapin

had you doing while I was gone.

Oh, dear, not the egg thing.

That is so outdated.

I mean, who can't take care

of a simple egg, right?

I hope that assignment

didn't cause too much stress.

Let's just pretend

it never happened, shall we?

[both gasping and giggling]

Luckily for us,

the school mascot Hammy

had babies!

Now this is a real test.

A living, breathing creature

depending on you

for its very survival.

I see Mr. Chapin

already assigned partners,

so we'll just keep those,

shall we?

[burps]

[theme music playing]