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[theme song playing]
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♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪
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♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪
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♪ Crushing it side by side
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♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪
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♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪
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♪ Wow!
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[Mr. Chapin] Settle down, now.
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This is a morning assembly,
not recess.
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[students chattering]
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[munching]
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[gasps] How rude of me.
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[clears throat]
Morning burrito?
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It's got
six kinds of beans in it.
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Oh, well,
not everyone likes
haute cuisine.
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[chomps]
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Everybody, sit down!
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[Batgirl farts]
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It was Barbara Gordon.
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[laughing]
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[students sniggering]
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[murmuring]
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[all chuckling]
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Hit me again, Barry.
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Uh, I don't know, Babs.
Don't you think
you've had enough? I mean,
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I know that much dairy--
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After what happened today,
my life is over!
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So, hit me again!
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Okay, yeah, okay, I get it.
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But, listen,
maybe everybody's
talking about you today
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and making up nicknames
and changing the lyrics
to pop songs.
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♪ Her tale
Of stinkiness started ♪
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♪ The moment
When young Babs far-- ♪
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Thank you for that.
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[squishing]
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Oops, sorry.
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[all laughing hysterically]
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[student] Classic.
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[bell ringing]
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[whistles]
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Barry! [grunts]
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Hey. Uh...
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Did you change your hair?
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Barry, I was up all night,
well, week.
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And, look!
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It only took eighty hours
of intense calculating
but I did it. See!
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I can fix
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everything!
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[gasps] You can?
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Actually, I can't.
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Ah, emotional rollercoaster.
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[deep voice] We can!
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All we have to do
is go back in time
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and make sure I never eat
that breakfast bean burrito
in the first place.
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This altering the very fabric
of space-time wrapping us
into a parallel timeline
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where on that morning
in front of the whole school
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I did not toot my own horn.
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So to speak.
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It's cool
how you make impossible stuff
sound like, super easy.
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That's 'cause it is.
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If this morning's calculations
are correct,
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you've had the power
to travel back in time
all along
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and we just never knew it.
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All you have to do
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is synchronize non-fermionic
cork spin
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with a semi-hyperbolic region
of n-dimensional space.
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All you have to do
is run around in a circle
really really fast.
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Oh, yeah, right, totally, duh.
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All right, the Flash,
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let's unmake history.
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This assembly is going to save
a lot of lives.
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We did it.
He's still setting up.
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Now to swap out
my yet to be eaten
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traitorous morning burrito.
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Good riddance.
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And putting one without beans.
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Yes,
I carry a variety of burritos
with me at all times.
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Come on.
Let's see if it worked.
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Oliver!
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At what moment
did my tale
of stinkiness start?
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Answer in a song.
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What are you talking about?
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It totally worked!
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Oh, Barry,
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who knew changing the past
would feel so amazing?
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When I think of all the things
I regret in life...
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the movies I missed,
the words I mispronounced,
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the Robins I didn't tell off.
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[gasps] Hey!
If we could somehow
go back in time,
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we could go back
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and tell you to tell me...
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What were we talking about?
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You're right!
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We should go back in time
and fix every regret
we've ever had.
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You're a genius, Barry.
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Vamanos.
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[bell chiming]
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Remember Batman vs. Pizza Rat,
number 77, limited edition,
foil cover?
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The one
that was sold out everywhere
in three hours?
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"Was"
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being the operative word.
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I'd like
one copy of your finest
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Batman vs. Pizza Rat
number 77, limited edition,
foil cover,
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my good sir.
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Cash only.
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Barry!
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Hang on, I got you,
I got you.
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I have five cents.
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Where am I going to get $3.50?
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Or when...
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Think of it as investing
in your future, kid.
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[crying hysterically]
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How do you like me now?
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[cash register dings]
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[Barry] That was so cool.
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Speaking of cool,
you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Doubtful.
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-[bullets fired]
-[crowd exclaims]
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Wow! I get all those memes now.
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Can you believe
they banned this candy
just 'cause some kids blew up?
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[crackling]
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Nice try, mud.
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You gotta get on this, Barry.
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I don't know.
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It's like I think my life's,
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you know,
my life is pretty great
the way it is.
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Come on.
There's gotta be something.
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What's the biggest mistake
of your life?
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Your biggest regret?
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[gasps]
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[shudders] There it is.
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How could you be so stupid?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Yeah, so this birthday card,
it's for my nana.
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It was her 70th birthday.
Look here.
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I wrote,
"Happy Birthday Nana!"
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But I only put
one exclamation point.
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I was way happier than that.
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She must have thought
I was a monster.
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[sighs]
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Now I can
stop being so burdened
all the time.
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Oh, now that we've solved
all of life's problems,
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shall we return to the present
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and bask in the awesomeness
we just created?
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[gasps]
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Barry, how could you be
so careless?
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[gasps]
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[Barry] This is my fault?
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You're the one who had to go
sticking punctuation
where it didn't belong
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and now you've messed up
the space-time continuum.
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[sobbing] I'm so sorry.
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Babs, doesn't this kinda look,
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I don't know, way worse?
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All will kneel before Zod.
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Classic Neil.
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Hate that guy. [groans]
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I mean, I love that guy.
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Ow! Babs!
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Come on!
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[bubbling]
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[both exclaiming]
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[growling]
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Now a star
is destroying the planet?
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But we undid everything.
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Yep, we sure did that.
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Undo all the things...
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Fine! I admit it.
I didn't undo the--
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hmm, you know,
don't make me do it, Barry.
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It's too embarrassing.
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You're putting me
in an impossible position,
Barry.
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Sorry.
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What's more important?
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My dignity
or six billion human lives?
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I think
it's seven billion, actually.
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So,
it's a few more than I said.
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Also, all the plants
and animals too.
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But you heard the song.
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No, you're right.
It's a tough call.
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-What would you do?
-[people screaming]
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Well, the ground disintegrating
beneath my feet
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makes me lean towards
saving the world and all,
but still...
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You're my best friend, Babs.
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Whatever you decide,
I'll support you.
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[shudders]
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I've made my decision.
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[Batgirl]
I tried blaming the burrito.
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I tried blaming Barry.
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But the truth is
I only have one person
to blame,
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myself.
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And putting one without beans.
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Yes, I carry
a variety of burritos with me
at all times.
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Come on,
let's see if it worked.
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[sighs]
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[groans]
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Huh?
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That's right, Babs.
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I'm you!
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You know,
from a future timeline
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where nobody knows
what happened?
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Oh, you mean a timeline
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where I didn't go back in time
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to re-switch the burritos
with the one with beans,
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so I can re-humiliate myself
so I can undestroy the world?
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Yes!
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And I've come to stop you
from stopping you.
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It's over, me.
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This burrito is not going back
in our locker.
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Not if we can help it, me.
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We hate our futures
and we won't let you
let them have it.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, we're okay
with our horrific futures
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and we won't let you
re-humiliate us
for a second time.
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[all screaming]
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[all exclaiming]
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Oh, hey, I'm Barry.
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No way!
That's my name too.
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[all] Wow! What are the odds?
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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Humanity has been
reduced to post-apocalyptic
asteroid caves.
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But it's better this way.
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If it means saving the world,
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I would cut a thousand cheeses.
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Uh, what's going on?
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[grunts]
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Heads up, me.
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Hey, look, a burrito.
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No!
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[exclaiming]
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I know everything.
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[Mr. Chapin] Settle down, now.
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Everybody, sit down!
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-[Batgirl farts]
-[crowd complains]
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It was me.
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-You're welcome.
-[girl] Gross.
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[theme music playing]
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