Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow!

[dramatic music plays]

♪ It's cute you think

♪ I think about What you think of that ♪

♪ I care about your dumb opinions anywhere we go ♪

♪ We gonna do Just what we want ♪

♪ We're on a mission

♪ We're the ignition

♪ Can't be outrun Can't be outdone ♪

♪ Better recognize

♪ Too much fun!

♪ La-la-la-la-la

♪ Too much fun

-♪ La-la-la-la-la -[engine revving]

[tires screech]

♪ The light is red

♪ And we don't wait For the green ♪

♪ Wreckers gonna wreck If you know what I mean ♪

♪ Can't be outrun Can't be outdone ♪

♪ Better recognize

♪ Too much fun!

♪ La-la-la-la-la

♪ Too much fun!

-[cackling] -♪ La-la-la-la-la

-[howling] -♪ Too much--

[soft instrumental music]

What do you guys call a carbonated beverage?

Soda.

[chuckles] We say pop.

What do you call a drinking fountain?

Bubbler.

We say water fountain.

What do you call bugs that light up?

Uh, fireflies?

Yeah, see,

we say fireflies in Metropolis, too.

Everyone finished?

♪ Too much fun!

♪ La-la-la-la-la

-[car approaching] -[muffled] ♪ Too much fun!

-[engine roaring] -♪ La-la-la-la-la

[all] Nerds! [cackling]

[tires screech]

Check, please.

Come, sisters, to battle!

Shouldn't we call Babs?

Batgirl will join us when she is ready.

[triumphant music plays]

[vibrato intensifying]

[whimsical music plays]

[upbeat instrumental music]

[heavy metal music plays]

[dramatic instrumental music]

[engine roaring]

[menacing music plays]

Did you honestly think

this sort of antisocial behavior

would not attract our attention?

Of course, we did.

Why do you think we did it?

[snarls]

[grunts]

[explosion]

Hmm.

[Giganta groans]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[shrieks]

Ha!

[grunting]

Looks like we're evenly matched.

Evenly matched?

Do not make me laugh--

Sure made me laugh!

[Harley cackling]

Meet Harley Quinn.

[goofy laugh]

She's fun.

[Giganta screams]

[Giganta groans]

[grunts]

Glad I could give you

something to reflect on.

I don't get it.

[Bumblebee] Gotcha!

Here comes the SWAT team!

[gasps]

[Bumblebee screams]

Check out my new website,

it's www.look-what-I-got.Bomb!

[cheerful music plays]

[all laughing]

[moans]

[sighs]

Oh hey, Babs. What's up?

You just missed your friends.

You're right, Barry.

I do miss them.

Uh-oh. I know the blues when I see 'em.

Hey! Hey! Hey! I got an idea.

Wanna try my latest ice cream concoction?

It's a jalapeno toffee twirl sundae!

Thanks.

[belch]

That's awful!

-Oh, uh, too much jalapeno? -[belches]

Not enough toffee?

I knew it needed more salt!

No, no, I like the jalapeno. And the toffee.

[belches]

I just can't deal with both of them

at the same time.

Oh, well, maybe you can just enjoy 'em separately?

Like this. Or this? Or this?

[tense music plays]

[dramatic gasp]

"Maybe I can enjoy them separately..."

Yeah, that's what I just said, remember?

I have to make a call.

-[grunts] -[screams]

[both] Argh...

[groans]

[grunts]

Ha!

[cackles] Yeah!

[Catwoman laughs wickedly]

Looks like you've been declawed,

Super Hero Girls.

Harley, why don't you put an end to this

cat and mouse game?

[mimics gun cocking]

[menacing music plays]

[cell phone rings]

Oops, hang on.

Sorry, gotta take this.

Hello, yeah I can totally talk now.

Uh, what, no, you can't just...

We're in the middle of something here!

Babsie, what's goin' on?

-[Giganta screams] -[loud thud]

Harleen! You're my jalapeno!

And my Metropolis friends are my toffee!

And I don't need to eat you both

at the same time!

Babzadoodles, I love ya,

but I got no idea what your talkin' about.

Don't you see?

You don't have to get along with my Metropolis friends.

And I don't have to get along with your Metropolis friends.

We can both still be best friends

and do the stuff we like to do.

-Like go to the comic shop... -Babsie?

...or go hang gliding,

-which I know we've never... -Babsie...

...actually done, but I have this feeling--

-Babsie! -[explosion]

Yeah?

There's no one I'd rather hang glide with than you.

-[explosion] -Oopsie, gotta run.

Or like this. Or, ooh, like this.

Uh, Barry?

I'm going to need those ingredients to go.

I have to find my friends.

What, you mean them?

-[explosion] -[dramatic music plays]

[gasps]

[grunts]

Time to uneven the odds.

[Harley] Huh?

[all] Batgirl!

Ugh! Batgirl!

I thought I finally saw the last of you in Gotham.

What gives?

Miss my explosive personality?

[dramatic music plays]

In your dreams, Harley Quinn!

In fact, I'm gonna make sure

I never see you again!

[both growling]

[screams]

[screams]

[siren blaring]

[gasps] The cops. Let's go!

Nuts to that!

-Hey! -[Giganta grunts]

No, no. Please!

I was gonna hit her with this,

and say I'm "board" with her.

[shrieks] Please!

You thought we was enemies

in Gotham, Bratgirl?

Well, you ain't seen nothing yet!

[yells] Not by a long shot!

[gasps]

-Batgirl, I am-- -No, I am so sorry.

I am really, really, really sorry.

I shouldn't have ditched you guys and--

Wait. There's only one way to know that I mean it.

We are sorry as well.

And we are happy that you have returned.

Yeah.

No more splitting up ever again, okay?

Not with Catwoman and her crew out there.

Totally.

We need each other now more than ever.

Aw, I missed you, SBFFs!

Super Best Friends Forever.

Yeah.

[gasps] Ooh. Harleen, I found it!

[Harleen] Issue six of the Gotham Crow limited series!

Finally!

Hey, what happened to your wrist?

[hesitantly] Oh, I, uh...

Gots the cord on the hair dryer

caught on it.

[suspiciously] What happened to your neck?

[hesitantly] Oh, um...

I was, uh, also using a hair dryer

and just got a little too close.

Hmm...

Hmm...

[aggressively] Hmm...

Hmm...

You know...

If I didn't know any better, I'd say...

That this is a brand spankin'

new Joker vs. Batman imprint!

What?

Let's read it together right now.

See, why's the first panel always gotta be Batman?

And is his razor broken?

Why does he always have stubble?

Can't he make himself look presentable like the Joker?

Um... Excuse me.

The fact that he doesn't shave

shows the commitment he has to the city.

He's not even taking time out for personal hygiene.

He cares that much.

[closing theme music plays]