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[theme song playing]
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♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪
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♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪
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♪ Crushing it side by side
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♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪
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♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪
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♪ Wow!
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-[key jingling]
-[lock clicks]
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[gasps] Leslie Willis.
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I see you let yourself in.
Again.
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What brings you by?
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Just saving
your newspaper, Lois.
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I've got an idea
that'll make it at least
somewhat readable.
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Make it fast.
I got deadlines.
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Picture this. A gossip column
written by yours truly.
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Not a chance.
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What? Why not?
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Worried I'll upstage
the puff pieces you write?
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Saving cats. Seriously?
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Look, Willis. You got spunk,
gumption, bravado,
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all qualities
of a great reporter,
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but gossip columns
are too mean,
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and not to put too fine
a point at it, so are you.
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Anything else?
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[groans]
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[slurping]
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[electricity crackling]
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-[yelps]
-[camera shutter clicks]
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[Willis laughs wickedly]
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Too mean, eh, Lois Lame?
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Well, the public loves mean,
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and I'm gonna give 'em
all they can handle.
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[beeping]
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[snickering]
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[electricity crackling]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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-[electricity crackling]
-[thuds]
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[electricity crackling]
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-[door slams]
-[camera shutter clicks]
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[beeping]
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[bell ringing]
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[electricity crackling]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[sniffles]
You deserve better, buddy.
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[groans]
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-[electricity crackling]
-[screams]
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[girls laughing]
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Poor Garth.
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Why on the name of Hera
do you laugh?
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Because it's funny.
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"Funny"?
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Is this what
the world of man
finds humorous?
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This suffering of others?
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[chuckles] Oh, it's just
an embarrassing
moment, Diana.
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We all have 'em.
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And we are all hurt
when we are mocked
and ridiculed.
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Mankind is better than this.
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Hey, look!
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-It's Lois Lame.
-[laughing]
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Hey, Lois. Bet you wish
you had a gossip column now.
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Ugh!
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-[electricity crackling]
-[Willis laughing]
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[all laughing]
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[girls whistling]
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-Hmm.
-[elevator dings]
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Oh!
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Things are looking up.
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-Or should I say, down.
-[crackling]
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[laughs mischievously]
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The warranty stated
these would withstand
vigorous activity,
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but they did not withstand
infantry training.
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[people screaming]
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[grunting]
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[crowd cheering]
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-Out of the way!
-[woman grunts]
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What's your problem, lady?
You ruined my shot!
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Your shot?
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It is you! You are the one
behind these videos!
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Well, contrary to
what you may think,
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I believe that your
inter-web theatrical comedy
is in fact a tragedy,
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and mean in spirit.
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"Mean in spirit"?
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[gasps] Golly Gee Wilikers!
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And to think all those
poor losers on my website
who keep getting laughed at
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over and over again.
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What was I thinking?
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Well, I am pleased you have
seen the error of your ways.
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Tell you what.
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Why don't you
and the other super hero girls
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watch my, uh, inter-web
theatrical comedy tonight
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for an extra special
announcement...
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Just for you.
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Indeed we shall.
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[captivating music playing]
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Hey everyone out there
in Leslie Land.
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Tonight I've got
a special announcement
to make.
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Someone so thoughtfully
pointed out my channel
is mean in spirit.
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So therefore I'm retiring.
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And handing over the site
to new management!
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I'd like to introduce
your new host...
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-[crackling]
-[thunderclap]
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-[crackling continues]
-[thunderclap]
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What up, Metropolis?
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The name's Livewire.
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And you thought
what Leslie was doing
was mean in spirit?
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Well, you ain't
seen nothing yet.
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I'm gonna supe things up.
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As in super-prank,
super-laughs,
and super-humiliation.
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And Wonder Whiner
and the Superhero Girls,
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just try and stop me!
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[crackling]
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That did not go
the way I expected.
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Ha! Seriously?
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Ms. Swak Jock thinks
she can scare us?
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Now that's funny.
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Hmm.
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[rock music playing]
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♪ I'm gonna crush you
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♪ And I'll enjoy it, too
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-♪ I wanna bring you down
-[guffaws]
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♪ Humiliation's cool
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♪ And cruelty's
how I want to rule ♪
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-[whoops]
-[all laughing]
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♪ Watch me go
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♪ With a million volts
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♪ With a million volts
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♪ A million volts
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♪ A million volts
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♪ A hundred thousand volts
of lightning ♪
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♪ Pointing at yourself
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♪ Oh, did I make you sad?
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♪ I feel really bad
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-[shudders]
- ♪ Maybe we should call
your mom ♪
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[crackles]
[screams]
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♪ Too bad she can't help you
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♪ Now you're weak
against my awesome power ♪
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♪ Don't turn your back
You'll never know
when I'll attack ♪
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♪ You won't see me coming, but you so will feel the zap ♪
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♪ A million volts
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[groaning]
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"These videos are the best.
SHGs are the worst.
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Bumblebee,
funniest video ever!"
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[Karen crying]
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And I'm never ever,
ever coming out again! Ever!
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It's really
not that bad, Karen.
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[captivating music playing]
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Waddup, Metropolis?
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Livewire here with
a major-razor invite
to all my shockateers.
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Glen Morgan Square.
Midnight.
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Come see
my most epic prank yet.
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And Super-Lamo-girls,
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specially you, Wonder Wimp...
[gags]
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You should come too.
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If you dare.
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[grunting]
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Livewire dares
challenge us again?
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Now that is funny!
[chuckles]
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Tell me I am right.
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[sigh wearily]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Sisters, why so frightened
when so many have come to
see us triumph?
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We're not frightened.
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It's just they haven't come
to see us triumph.
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They've come to see her
make fools of us.
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[clamoring]
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Waddup, Metropolis?
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You ready for the prank night
of the century?
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[crowd cheering]
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So you may be wondering
what Livewire has in store
for her beloved shockateers?
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Let's kick things off
as the queen of mean memes
unleashes some mean memes.
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[all gasp]
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Ha! Explains her
recycled outfit.
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[all laughing]
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I guess Batgirl still needs
training wheels.
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[all laughing]
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[gasps] Look, everyone.
We found the cause
of greenhouse gasses.
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[all laughing]
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Who wore it better?
Zatanna or porcupines?
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[all laughing]
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[crackles]
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Looks like
bees don't dance, huh?
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[all laughing]
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But wait a minute.
We're missing one.
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Where is Wonder Weenie?
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Did she have the guts
to show up tonight?
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Come on,
Livewire's calling you out.
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Come, sisters,
our enemy awaits.
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Huh? You hesitate?
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[Batgirl]
We can't go out there.
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Girls, you must believe
in people's humanity.
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They are good.
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They could never laugh
when faced with true suffering.
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[wind blowing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[snickering]
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Hey! Look who's here!
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Livewire, your reign
of cruelty and humiliation
has reached its end.
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No, I don't think so.
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If anything,
it's only just begun.
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[grunts]
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-[screams]
-[electricity crackles]
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-Ow!
-[all laughing]
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-[screaming]
-[electricity crackles]
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[grunting]
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[Willis laughs wickedly]
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[electricity crackles]
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See, Blunder Woman.
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-The people love mean.
-[all laughing]
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Hear them laugh?
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Laughing at you?
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You're just a joke to them.
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And now, it's time
for the punch line.
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[electricity crackling]
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-[grunts]
-[groaning]
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[all laughing]
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[all gasp]
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What's the matter,
Wonder Weakling?
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[all gasping]
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-[electricity crackles]
-[Wonder Woman screams]
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[all gasp]
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[groaning]
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[Willis laughs wickedly]
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[electricity crackling]
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Huh?
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[screams]
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[all groaning]
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[grunts] You think
your friends will save you?
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-[laughs wickedly]
-[all gasp]
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[clamoring]
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[grunts]
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[all groaning]
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[man] Huh.
That was interesting.
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[laughs maniacally]
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Huh? Hey, what gives?
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Why aren't you laughing?
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This is hilarious.
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Whatever, losers.
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If that didn't grab
your attention,
maybe this will.
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[crackling]
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-[girl laughs]
-[gasps]
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-[camera shutter clicking]
-[Willis] Stop it.
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-Stop laughing.
-[crowd laughs]
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Stop laughing at me!
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[yells]
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[crackles]
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[beeping]
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"Later, losers.
You haven't seen
the last of Livewire."
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[beeps]
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[crowd cheering]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[Willis]
"Shocker in Glen Morgan Square.
Bully gets what for."
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I'll show those losers.
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Just wait till I get
my shockateers to...
254
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My shockateers!
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-[beeps]
-Where are they going?
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"Click here for
an even better site"?
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Ugh!
258
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[captivating music playing]
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[yells] Seriously?
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[theme music playing]
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