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♪ When super me ♪

♪ Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically, pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[chattering]

Ladies, after a night like tonight,

there's only one thing that can cement this friendship.

Frosting!

[all] Sweet Justice!

You do not wanna miss this.

How did I not know about this?

Hey, guys. So, what's the haps, what's poppin', what's the latest?

Can I get you something sweet? Sure hope so,

-'cause that's what we have. It's sort of our specialty. -[all] Hi, Barry.

So, what'll it be? The usual? The usual?

The usual? The usual? The usua--

Babs will have the candy cake

triple ripple tower with the rainbow sprinkles

and Diana will have the death by chocolate.

Figure of speech, Diana.

-[glass clinks] -Here you go.

Oh, hey, nice to meet you, Diana.

It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

I shall await your text message

in three days' time.

Well, what are you waiting for?

[gasps]

[munching]

[gasps] Never have I tasted such wonderment.

More. I must have more of this magical concoction.

Do you intend to eat that?

Uh...

[munching]

-Diana... -Sisters!

This food is more delectable than ambrosia,

this place more perfect than Elysium.

I declare that we must celebrate

our every future victory here and thus!

Sweet Justice for the win.

I do not know what that means.

[man] Hey, what are you doing?

We turned down the offer.

Get out of here, please.

We said we wouldn't sell.

Barry, go get our lawyer.

Lawyer? Why do they need a lawyer?

-[woman gasps] -[robot] Attention, citizens.

This business or dwelling has been categorized

for immediate destruction.

-No! -Huh?

-What? -By order of the city of Metropolis,

you must vacate before structure removal begins.

You have 30 seconds to comply.

[crowd screaming]

What should we do?

What can we do? They're city robots.

You have 15 seconds to comply.

Please, girls, let's go.

Nothing we say is gonna stop 'em.

But the city can't tear this place down

without your permission. This doesn't make sense.

You have ten seconds to comply. Ten...

-[robot continues counting] -Is this a law we must obey? Or should we fight?

Girls, please. This isn't worth getting hurt over.

Let's get out of here. We're not ready for a fight.

Two, one...

This completes your warning.

Demolition will now begin.

Johnny, look out.

[gasps]

[grunts]

[all gasp]

It matters not if these villains

are protected by man's law.

Our mission is to protect the innocent.

And that is what we must do.

Come, sisters. This is our time.

-[woman screams] -[gasps]

-[exclaims] -[both gasp]

You're right. This is our time.

[exclaims]

[both] Yeah!

Huzzah! Let us earn more chocolate.

[exclaims]

[grunts]

[chants spell]

Thank you, thank you.

Nobody gets past the great Zatanna.

Great Hera. Why do they not run?

Quickly, Supergirl, you must--

-I got it. -No, wait.

I said I got it. Oops

Whoa.

[grunts]

[straining]

Bumblebee, try short circuiting them.

[gasps]

It's too scary. I don't want to.

I can't.

[straining]

[yells]

[gasps and exclaims]

Focus... Oh, Hades. I shall do it myself.

[exclaims]

[strains and exclaims]

Take this, heinous beasts.

I didn't mean you.

[grunts]

Everyone out! It's coming down.

[both shout]

Thank you for your cooperation.

You will receive a bill for any damage to city property.

Have a nice day.

Insubordination.

Why did you not await my orders?

You are reckless.

Well, excuse me, Princess.

In case you didn't notice, I was the only one

in there actually fighting.

Er, I was fighting.

You were cringing.

If you wanna yell at someone, yell at her.

One flick of that ring, and she could've taken all of them out.

Oh, like Zatanna took out you and Wonder Woman?

Or was her showboating a better strategy?

[Zatanna] At least my magic blast did more than some silly magic rope.

[overlapping chatter]

[gasps]

[gasps]

You guys. You guys!

It's okay, it's okay. We can fix this.

A city would never demolish a private business.

And demo-bots would never endanger the public.

They were rigged by Lex Luthor.

-Lex Luthor? -Uh-huh.

The wealthiest and most powerful man in all of Metropolis?

Uh-huh.

Oh, jeez. Focus, Batgirl. What could Lex Luthor

possibly have against cupcakes?

Uh... Huh?

Uh, I don't know.

[Bumblebee] Face it.

We were never meant to be heroes,

especially me.

Bumblebee, wait.

Well, I for one, concur with Karen.

I never wanted to do this in the first place.

No. You guys. Come on.

I knew this stupid ring

would lead to violence and destruction.

Like I said, trying to be a hero is for chumps.

Wonder Woman?

Barbara Gordon, meet my mother.

[gasps] Dude, your mom looks like a final boss.

Disguising yourself as a warrior,

entering the tournament of Athena and Aphrodite

against the wishes of your Queen,

leaving Themyscira without my permission.

Wait. You snuck out?

But I thought it was your destiny

to save the world of man.

This insolent child has no such destiny.

She has brought shame upon her people.

-Come, Diana. It is time to return home... -Ow, ow, ow!

...and accept your punishment.

You are in for the grounding

of your immortal life, young lady.

[softly] Diana?

[dial tone]

Dad, can you come pick me up?

So, have fun with your new friends?

Yeah, I did.

♪ All alone ♪

♪ Now we've been torn apart ♪

♪ Our story ends ♪

♪ Before it even starts ♪

♪ Though our love Was a no-go ♪

♪ I don't wanna go so low ♪

♪ Baby, you and me ♪

-♪ We were the greatest team ♪-[vibrates]

Babsy!

Hi, Harlene.

So? Status update, please.

How's the new digs?

Come back to Gotham. I miss you.

Oh, I miss you, too.

Metropolis is lonely.

Oh. That bad, huh?

Oh, Babbly-boo.

I hate being apart.

If I had to do it all over,

I'd have done more to keep you here.

Best friends, they're worth fighting for, you know.

[sirens wailing]

Listen, kid. I gotta run. Gotham stuff.

[chuckles and sighs] Gotham stuff.

[kisses] Love ya, Babsa-dabsa-doo.

♪ The soul of a warrior ♪

♪ The speed of a tiger ♪

♪ And tough as stone ♪

[doorbell rings]

I know you're... mad at me but...

You gotta hear... me out.

-We have to-- -Sorry, Babs.

Sorry.

I really am sorry.

Gotta save Diana.

[gasps]

[cracks knuckles]

[ringing]

[all groaning]

[all] I'm not talking to you, Babs.

Guys, don't hang up.

Give us one reason why not.

'Cause I need you to fight.

Plus the alarm will sound again.

[groaning]

Look, I know not all of us wanted to be heroes,

but one of us did.

Her.

We don't have to choose to be heroes.

But Diana's super scary warrior mom

is dragging her back to her crazy magical island forever.

Now the one of us who knew for sure she wanted to be,

she's the one who doesn't have a choice.

She wanted to save everybody in the whole entire world.

And now, she needs saving.

You don't have to be heroes if you don't want.

You don't have to fight,

except this one time,

because she's our friend.

And best friends, they're worth fighting for, you know?

Hello? Hello?

[Supergirl] Yeah, you cut out for a second there. Can you repeat all that?

[groans]

[theme music playing]