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Hey, sweetheart.

Want to go to the park,
play with the other kids?

Give your head a rest?

Hey, Tyler,
do you hear me?

I don’t want to.

I don’t like
how they call me special.

All right,
I’ll be right back, okay?

You stay right there.

Hello?

Yeah, good morning, ma’am.

My name is Phillip McCracken.

I’m from the Foundation
for Starving Children

Around the World,
or as we like to call it,

the FFSCATW.

You might have heard
of us.

I’m sorry, I don’t have
much time right now.

Did you know in the time
it took you to answer this call,

20,000 children died around
the world of malnutrition?

Did you know that?
They just-- Huh?

Yeah, in fact,
just wait a second.

Yeah, there goes another one.
Boom, just like that.

Hello?

Tyler?

Tyler?

Tyler!

Veronica, it’s Mother.

Meet me at La Chen
at 9 a.m.

Get a table outside.

It’s a lovely day.

I have a job for you.

It will all be over soon.

But will it all be worth it?

You wanted out.

This job gives you that opportunity.

So yes.

Mother.

Veronica.

My darling.

Coffee? Tea?

Too early for something stronger?

It’s past noon
somewhere in the world.

Ma’am, there’s no smoking here.

But we’re outside.

At a restaurant.

Who is it?

- What?
- Excuse me?

What is it?

- Okay, what is it?
- A car.

What do you want done with it?

Take it from one location
and drive it to the next.

From where and where?

That’s it?

Drive said car from A to B?

It’s currently being watched.

No eyes should be left blinking.

Must be a pretty valuable car.

It’s a classic.

Once in car,
stick to speed limit.

Follow traffic signals.
Don’t stop at go.

Don’t collect $200.
Go directly to B. Am I clear?

Crystal.

By the way, it’s a two-person job.

Okay, so Julian?

Oh, the new kid, Kyle?

He’s a little green
but he’s a great wheelman, so--

- Roxie.
- You’re hilarious.

I am when I tell a joke.

Did you forget
what happened last time?

She helped get the job done.

A tornado would have got the job
done with less damage.

A to B. That’s it.

I’m sure you can handle her
for that long.

Goodbye, Veronica.

Goodbye, Mother.

Wait, where do I find her?

Hi, I’m not here
to take your call right now,

but if you please leave a message--

Outside.

I’m sorry, but you’ve reached
the message bank of--

Now.

Good morning, sweetheart.

- Is it?
- What?

Morning.

I know, right?

Shame we never got the chance to meet.

I’m Gerry.

I’m leaving.

Wait, hold on, hold on.
Where’s the fire?

There it is.

You feel that? Ooh.
All right, Gerry.

Will you let me go if
I give you a little head?

That sounds delicious.

All right. Great.

Here you go.

Phew.

Now, Gerry,

that was just
a little head.

Next time,

I’ll really
fuck you.

Call me.

Veronica.

Roxie.

You want some?

Mmm. Breakfast of champions.

Planning your retirement
festivities?

Oh, yes. I’m counting the days

till I’m all over
that shuffleboard court.

It doesn’t have to be like that.

Trust me,
retirement for me

has nothing to do
with mahjong and mai tais.

Please, Julian,
have one yourself.

I’m fine, Mother. Thank you.

Well, then at least
stop hovering.

- How’d it go?
- It went.

What now?

It’s currently being moved
to a secure location.

I’ll keep it on ice till you
settle my account.

Very good.

I’ll be out in a week.

Mr. Madden,

we’ve know each other a long time.

And will all due respect,
when you say

you’ll be out in a week,
I must ask you how.

You’re serving 20
and you just got in.

You ever heard of the expression
"Money talks, bullshit walks"?

Mr. Madden.

You’re the bullshit?
Bingo.

One week.

You take care
of the package till then.

Thank you, Wayne.

Tell me about the guys you used.

Four East Coast transplants.

Professional enough
to handle the job.

Not professional enough
to be a part of any network

that will miss them.

In a word, expendable.

I’ll deal with loose ends.

Is that what
we’re calling them?

It’s what they are.

I know you’re conflicted.

It proves that muscle in your
chest beats every few minutes.

But if you’re willing
to walk away from this game,

the only shadow that should
ever follow you out

should be your own.

What about you, Julian?

Well, how can I follow
you, Mother,

when I’ll always
be one step ahead?

I caught this kid sleeping
on a subway.

A thousand dollars.

Why a thousand?

What is that about?

That’s-- That’s me, dog.
That’s what I do.

- What about you?
- What about me what?

Cheapest you ever did it for.
Oh, what’s that? Kill somebody?

No, uh, give them a massage
and a cup of coffee.

Yeah, kill them. What do you
think we’re talking about here?

What’s the daily limit
at an ATM?

I don’t know. About $500?
There you go.

You did a guy for 500 bucks?
Could have been less.

Come on, man.

Get out of here. Come on.

I was at that East Side
strip joint.

What’s it called?
Cheekie’s.

No, it’s Checkers.
I think it’s called Cheetah’s.

Who calls a strip club Checkers,
you idiot?

That’s what it is.
I’ve been there.

That spot is Cheetah’s.
It’s Cheekie’s.

It doesn’t matter.

So I’m sitting
next to the stage

and I’m trying to eat
one of their chicken kebabs,

which is, you know,
let’s face it,

four pieces of rubber
on a cheap stick.

You know what?
That is Cheekie’s.

Roxie, please stop.

You’re giving me
a brain hemorrhage.

Oh, I’m sorry, grandma.

Do you want to listen
to some Talk Back, maybe?

Maybe a little Prairie Home Companion?

That’s it.

All right,
what’s our play here?

Oh, not that old
chestnut.

Mm-hmm.

Four men.

Works every time.

The stripper in the show,

she’s some 4-foot Hobbit
with less hairy feet,

but tits like the underside
of a Black Angus, right?

I’m still trying to get
this damn piece of chicken

off this freaking stick.

She leans over, grabs her right one,

and boom, squeezes it right in my face.

Oh!
Jesus Christ.

Yeah. As my witness.

Anyway, I take my kebab,

and I go to the bathroom
and I clean up, right?

That’s where I some guy bitching
about his missus.

I mean, not the regular,
oh, you know,

"the wife’s pissing me off but
I’ll get over it" kind of thing.

No, this guy was at the end
of his rope.

So I follow him out

and I make him an offer
he can’t refuse.

Ten minutes later
we’re draining his bank account.

Boom. The wife doesn’t live
through the night.

So how does she die?

She choked to death.

Seems she some trouble
with the chicken as well.

Can you believe Mother
teamed us up again?

No.

I mean, especially
after Vegas, huh?

I reminded her of that.

That’s all right.
I had your back.

You had my back?

Yeah.

You know,
I cleaned up your mess.

Roxie, I don’t know how
your little goldfish memory

chooses to remember
those events,

but let me tell you this:
You did not clean--

Hey, that’s Mother.

God, it’s like she’s telekinetic.

Telepathic.
What?

Telekinetic is the ability
to move objects

using psychic power.

Telepathic is the ability

to read one’s mind
and mental content.

Jesus, what did you have
for breakfast? Wikipedia?

Yes, Mother?

Call you when it’s done.

It’s on.

Shouldn’t that Julian guy
be here by now?

I mean, we can’t sit
in the car all night.

Take two of those,
chill out.

What? I’m just saying we can’t
sit in the car all night.

We’re dealing with a pro here.

Let’s everybody
just act accordingly.

You think he’s still asleep?

That horse tranq
I gave him,

it’s gonna keep him under
for a few days.

Especially someone
his size.

Ah, ah.

Everyone relax.
It’s probably just Joanne.

Can I, uh, help you there, doll face?

OMG, I am so sorry
to bother you,

but I can’t find my Bacon,

and I’ve just been calling,
like, "Bacon, Bacon!"

But, you know,
I just can’t seem to find him--

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
Now take a breath.

Who or what is a Bacon?

Well, Bacon’s my dog.

Ew.
He, like, totally ran off.

Yeah. Yeah.
Must be a big dog, huh?

Well, he’s a big angel.

But, you know, a car backfired
and he just took off.

And I need to call my girlfriend
for help, but my cell died.

And I know it’s a totally
terrible imposition.

It would be so great
if I could borrow your phone.

You know, I can-- I can totally
pay you for the call.

Keep the tips there,
sweet cheeks.

- Oh.
- Come on in.

Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah.

Oh. Heh.

Wow. Uh, buy me a drink first.

We’re a bunch of nervous Nellies
around here, you know?

Oh. Okay.
Come on in.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Am I interrupting
your boys’ night?

Oh, are you kidding?

It’s nice to add a little sauce
to this sausage fest.

How about, uh,
I get you something to drink,

and a garbage can.

Okay. Oh, you know what?
A a drink would be yummy.

What are you fellas having? Beer?

You know, I really think
a beer would calm my nerves.

Allow me.
Okay.

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Damn, that is one lucky dog

to have someone like you
to take such good care of it.

You know, you...

You’re the angel.

Oh.

Here’s to, uh,
bringing home the Bacon.

So about that phone. Heh.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Of course.

Call your friend. Yeah.
She needs to come over.

The more the merrier.
Right.

We’ll, uh, all go find
poor old Bacon together, okay?

That would be so sweet.
Yeah.

I’m a fucking saint.

It’s ringing.
Yeah. Good.

Who the fuck is that?

My friend.

See you on the flip side,
sweet cheeks.

I don’t know where the hell
she’s coming.

Really?

That’s what
this is all about?

God, it’s a classic.

Classic piece of shit.
We got to lickety-split.

What’s up with you?
I have to pee.

Well, you’re gonna have
to wait till we get there.

Uh-huh. Oh, it must be
all the excitement.

Please, Veronica!

Don’t stop at go,
don’t collect $200.

Drive the car from A to B.
That was the direction.

Yes, I know.
I got the same speech.

Please, please pull over.
It’ll take 30 seconds.

Sorry. No can do.

Oh! Shit!

Don’t have a choice now,
do you? Heh.

God, it’s like
you willed that to happen.

Maybe I’m telekinetic.

Oh...

Crap.

Roxie.

Hold on. I’m almost done.

I think you were right.

I don’t think this has anything
to do with just the car.

Fuck me.

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