Original subtitles

(birds chirping)

- Lizzie honey, you almost ready to go?

You know how your mama gets angry if we're late.

- I can't believe they're letting him out.

You know, whatever happened

to the justice system in this country?

He serves six months of a one-year sentence.

He's a sociopath.

I told her on the day of her wedding not to marry him,

because he's bad news!

- Bob, we're all moving on, that's the positive.

(scoffs) - Moving on.

Only after the crazy bastard put her in the hospital,

then she finally got some goddamn sense.

- Stop it Bob, stop harping on the past.

- It just makes my blood boil

every time I think of that son of a bitch.

- Well you know she is doing everything she can.

She has a restraining order,

he's not allowed to come within 100 feet of her.

- Oh god, you know, it never stopped him before.

If she wants to be safe, you take her this bat

and tell her that if that punk

just shows his face, she swings for the fence.

Teach him a lesson he won't forget.

- Uh-huh, I'll tell you what, you keep that slugger.

Stacy's had enough violence for one lifetime.

She just wants to go to the beach house

with her girlfriends and not think.

(sighs)

Bob, she's doing everything she can.

She knows what she needs,

more than we do. - You know,

did I ever tell you where I got this?

I, I uh, I was in college and I had 100 home runs, it was

a damn record, so they gave me this bat to commemorate it.

100 dingers, nobody's ever come close.

- Oh jeez, not that story again.

- Well it's true!

- Lizzie honey, you ready to go?

- Yes, Grandma. - Hello honey.

- You take care of yourself, kiddo, okay?

- I love you too, Grandma and Papa.

- [Jessie] Oh we love you too, cupcake.

- Well, you know, you should be driving soon,

so uh, do you think you should be drinking?

- You ready to go honey?

Get the cellphones. - Oh yeah.

And remember the cellphone towers,

there is no cellphone towers down there,

so make sure that she knows that, okay?

- Bob, Bob! - There's no reception!

- Honey, come on. - I'm just saying.

(suspenseful music)

("My Resignation" by Bear With Me)

* Your face showed no emotion

* Fill your head of disbelief

* As words of rebellion flowed in motion from your teeth

* One solitary notion, we'll go and make our mark

* On the world, no way to portray our work as art

* Plots thicken

* And shadows disappear

* Inside we hold emotion, outside we show no fear

* Plots thicken, inside we show no fear

* Outside we hold emotion, inside we show no fear

* Oh I applaud you

* Congratulations, I give my resignation

* I applaud you, congratulations

* Your name's the inspiration

* Light a match and watch it burn

* Light a fire in my blood

* Talk about the future and the other things we love

* Oh mother, please forgive me

* I think that I've lost track

* While everyone's in danger

* I'm never going back

* Oh I applaud you, congratulations

* I give my resignation

* Oh I applaud you

* Congratulations, your name's the inspiration

* No oh no whoa

* Oh oh go whoa

* Oh oh go whoa

* Oh

* Oh I applaud you

* Congratulations I give my resignation

* Oh I applaud you

* Congratulations your name's the inspiration

* Oh I applaud you

* Congratulations I give my resignation

* Oh I applaud you

* Congratulations your name's the inspiration *

- Can't tell you guys how much it means to me

for you to come down this weekend.

- We love you, you know that.

We'll always be here for you.

- Yeah, we got your back.

- I know, it's just a really,

really hard time for me right now.

I couldn't get through it without your guys' support,

and I appreciate you letting me bring Lizzie.

I mean I know this is supposed to be like a girls weekend,

but I just couldn't leave her behind.

- Hey it's okay, she's like our daughter,

and I know I speak for the rest of us,

we'd protect her with our life.

- Plus you know, she's going to

keep all these skanks in check.

- I do admit, she's gonna put a crimp in my style.

I was hoping to meet my next ex-boyfriend this weekend

for a little sex-a-palooza.

- Palooza, what does even mean?

(laughs) - I don't know,

I just made it up.

- No, I made it up. - You guys so need help.

- Me, sex keeps it simple, hit it and quit it.

- That still make you a perv.

(scoffs) - What about you

and that doctor guy you were dating?

I seem to remember something about

someone doing it in the morgue one night?

(snickers) - Shh, Lizzie's in the car.

- She's not listening, she has her headphones on.

- Or maybe she want us to think that she's not listening.

- Well then, don't talk about what Charlee did

on her last photo shoot with those two guys.

- We are adults and that was completely consensual.

- Mm. (chuckling)

- Uh-huh, and I'm the perv. (chuckles)

Looks like I'm riding in the right company this weekend.

Hoes before bros. (giggling)

- Oh my god you guys, how are you even my friends?

Like, you make me sick.

- God, I have missed this.

(suspenseful music)

(screams)

(groans)

- Oh shit, are you okay?

- Oh no, fuck I hurt my knee.

- Samantha, are you okay?

- Yeah, I, I tripped on a root back there

and I busted my knee.

- Alright listen, this goes for both of you.

Did you hear me yell cut,

because I know I told you both

you're not supposed to stop unless you hear me yell cut.

You have to let the action unfold.

If you're ever gonna be actors,

you have to commit to the role.

- Yeah, but I'm not a real actor.

You found me at the gym, remember?

If you wanted real actors, you should've gotten them.

Didn't you say all the best old directors

didn't use real actors?

- Yeah okay, fair enough.

But Jake listen, this weekend you're my lead actor

and you have to trust me.

If I thought Samantha was seriously injured,

I woulda yelled cut, but those are the moments you want,

the non-scripted, that just happen organically.

That's when the magic happens.

Now we could shoot that scene again and again and again,

but that moment's gone.

Samantha, do you seriously feel like

your character would have stopped?

- Well when you put it that way,

no probably not, she woulda kept running.

- Yeah, and I'd have pressed forward

and gutted her pretty little ass

like a pig. - Exactly.

(chuckles) - Awe, you're sweet.

- Alright let's focus, we gotta get this whole short

in the can this weekend, we're on a tight shooting schedule.

- Oh did you, did you hear that before?

Did you hear that crow caw?

It was like caw, caw, right when I was running.

It was so spooky, I'm super bummed we won't have that now.

- Yeah, well you know, I can put in post

when I do the Foley stuff, we good to go?

- I think we're good to go,

then I think it's beer and hot tub time.

- I could definitely go for some beer and hot tub time.

So anymore notes, Cap?

- Yeah, Samantha, this time I want you to move

a little slower, as if you're walking on glass.

Then pause for a few beats on the beach

before you look over to see Jake, got it?

- [Samantha] Got it.

- Alright Jake, this time when you reveal the knife,

I want you to bring it up to your neck

in a slicing motion like that, got it?

- [Jake] Got it.

- Alright, let's go, places. - Okay cool, okay.

(gentle instrumental music)

(waves crashing)

- Mmm.

- So did you get all the shots?

- Yeah I think so, I mean

I think everything went really, really well.

Got some amazing stuff,

I think it's gonna blow my instructors away.

- Nice, how did I do, did I do okay?

- Yeah, you were amazing,

everything seemed real grounded, and that scream,

Jamie Lee Curtis ain't got nothing on you, girl.

- That's so awesome, you know I was really, really scared

when the killer was chasing me, like I was terrified.

How did my tits look?

- I think they looked spectacular.

(chuckles) - I mean on camera,

like, how'd they look on camera?

- Jake's right, they looked spectacular.

- Nice, awesome, you know I know

you're the expert on this, but I've been thinking,

maybe the film would be better if there some more boobs.

- Yeah, every horror movie's always

boobs, blood, and blades.

- Not this one, I'm going for an edgier, art house vibe.

Natural lighting, real knife sounds, real people.

To stand out, how anybody can make

a flick with hot naked chicks running around,

but we want to make a piece that stands apart

and showcases our talent.

We only got eight minutes on screen to do that,

and I'm not wasting one precious second

on gratuitous nudity. - Use real boobs, then.

- Yeah, those are real.

- Yeah they are real, real perky.

- Ooh, you know what I think this movie really needs

is a good sex scene, it'll really sell.

- Yeah I agree, how about instead of

the killer trying to stab me, he tries to fuck me to death?

- That's what I'm talking about.

- Oh we could do a three-way, you know?

We can prop the camera right there.

- A little girl on girl is always good.

- Both of you need to quit it,

what was I just saying?

We are making a groundbreaking horror movie,

not a whore movie, we're not shooting a porno.

- Or-- - There won't be any sex scene

no three-ways, not even any tits.

We're not taking the easy way out here.

I want to win this thing

by scaring the living shit out of them with this.

- Too bad, it was about to be epic.

- You're so bad, you're gonna give this poor stud

a heart attack if you're not careful,

but can you please keep it in your panties

until I'm done with him on Monday?

- Who me, I'd never. - Enough movie talk.

Let's just chill out and get a beer or 12.

- I like that idea, grab me one too, stud.

- Alright guys, I'll lighten up.

Let's just enjoy the night.

(suspenseful music)

- [Charlee] Joey's car?

I thought we have the house for ourself this weekend.

- We're supposed to,

Joey is supposed to be in Wilmington at film school.

- Then what the hell is she doing here?

- Shit, I don't know, let's go find out.

(orchestral music)

(laughs) - Come on guys.

(gasps) Ooo, meow!

(Joey laughs) - Aunt Joey,

I didn't know you were gonna be here.

- Hey wildcat, I didn't know you were gonna be here, either.

What are you all doing here?

- The question is, what are you doing here?

- I got this rush film project to do,

the winner gets a summer internship in LA

with Guillermo del Toro.

- What or who is Gilligan Todo?

- [Joey] Guillermo del Toro, come on.

Pan's Labyrinth, Pacific Rim,

Troll Hunters, the Hobbit movies.

- They sound dumb.

- Puss in Boots. - I love Puss in Boots,

it's so funny. (laughs)

- See? - I like me a little

Puss in Boots sometimes too, you know what I mean?

- Yeah, 24/7, you're addicted.

- Okay, so I still don't understand,

what are you doing here?

- Okay, so like I said,

I have a rush film project to do this weekend,

but I only have this weekend to shoot it,

edit it, score it, special effects,

title card, everything by midnight Monday.

- Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

(chuckles) - So, I came up with this idea

and this place is perfect, isolated and rustic,

and it's so beautiful at the same time,

it's practically a third member of the cast.

So what are you doing on my set?

- Aren't you?

Jason gets out tomorrow, I thought it might be a good idea

for us to be out of town for a few days.

- No, I just...

I'm sorry, I thought it was next weekend.

I'm really wrapped up in school.

That's why you brought the little wildcat

and your whole crew.

- If you kept in better touch with your sister,

then you will know.

- I'm really sorry, look the idea just hit me

and we rolled, I didn't think--

- Yeah, that's the problem Joey,

you never think, you just do.

- Listen,

I'm really sorry, just look,

first thing tomorrow we're outta here.

It's more important for you to be here than me I mean,

I'll find somewhere else to shoot.

- Wait, I thought you said the place was the key to winning.

- It could work just as well someplace else, it's,

just have to tweak it a little.

It's a indie production I just, I'll make it work.

- No, it's okay, you can stay,

and it'll give us a chance to catch up.

- [Joey] Are you sure?

- I'm sure. - Well,

I promise we won't get in your way at all.

- Well I mean, it will make me feel a lot better

to have more people down here, and the big kid too,

I guess, I mean. (chuckles)

And plus, Lizzie loves seeing you.

- Great, well let's get everyone introduced, then.

This is Jake here, he plays the killer,

but he's more of a big puppy dog if you want the truth.

- How're you guys doing, I'm Jake.

- Hey. - There'll be a cougar

fighting over him by tomorrow night.

- Ha ha.

- Well hey, I'm glad to see you.

- Sorry, I am a bitch. - Yeah you are, but

I deserved it.

Hey. (giggles)

- Alright, let's figure out who's sleeping in what beds.

- You can sleep with me, but no spooning.

- Alright, so there's no spooning, what about forking?

- Okay no, no, no, I walked right into that one.

Get away from me. - My niece is here!

(laughing)

(waves lapping)

- Are you okay?

You look like you saw a ghost.

(gentle music)

- Hey baby, I'm home.

- You cannot be here.

- What, a husband can't come home to his wife and daughter?

- We're not married anymore, the divorce is final!

- Oh come on, you think that's gonna stop me?

You really think that's gonna stop me from seeing my girls?

- It's done, I have full custody

and you cannot be here after last time!

- Yeah well, I'm here.

- I'll call the cops, I swear. - Call them.

- I have a restraining order, they'll arrest you!

- Fuck the police. - Jason.

- Fuck you too, I want to see my daughter.

Where's my daughter, where the fuck is she?

- No, you have to leave, please.

- I want to see my daughter.

- Lizzie's in her room,

she doesn't want to see you, please leave.

(heavy thudding) (gasps)

- [Jason] This was your fault, you made me do that,

you always made me do that.

- I'm sorry, it, it was my fault.

Please, just leave, Jason, just leave.

- You caused this, you always cause this.

- (crying) I'm sorry, it was my fault.

I should've been a better wife.

- [Jason] You're damn right.

- Just, just please, please go.

- I love you, Stacy.

- I love you too, I,

just, we'll figure it out, okay.

But you have to go okay, please just leave.

- You love me?

You lying bitch.

(heavy smack)

You're always a lying bitch, you're trying to play me!

- No, I never!

- Don't hurt my Mommy!

- Oh, hey baby, no, no, Mommy just fell.

- You hit her, I saw you! - Oh no, no,

Mommy just fell, it's okay, right Stacey?

- Yeah, I'm okay baby, it's okay.

- I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

- You did this.

You turned her against me, didn't you?

You turned my daughter against me!

- Please, just leave her alone!

- You did this!

- No, just leave her alone, Jason!

(thuds heavily)

(screams) Jason, stop!

(screams)

- Now I gotta teach my daughter a lesson.

She needs to be disciplined.

Someone's gotta do it.

Lizzie, come here! (door slamming)

(Lizzie crying) (repeated smacking)

I love you!

- [Lizzie] No, no, no!

- Are you okay?

Let's sit down.

- I think so. - Okay.

(somber music)

- Are you okay?

You look like you saw a ghost.

- [Stacy] Yeah I'm fine, I must just be,

I must just be really tired or something.

We should head back, it's a long drive.

- [Harper] Yeah and uh, it's getting late, I demand a tan.

- [Samantha] And a drink.

- [Selina] Maybe a little herb?

- [Charlee] That's just something love.

Computer wizard by day, stoner baby by night.

- [Selina] Oh, and let's hit up the liquor store

on the way back,

I'm thinking margaritas by the water, huh?

(waves lapping)

- Well I mean, I guess Joey,

you can ask her, it's her decision.

(laughing)

- Would you come here a minute, please?

- [Lizzie] What do you want, Aunt Joey?

- How would you like to be in my movie?

- Can I, Mommy? - If you want to.

- That would be so cool, Aunt Joey.

- That's my little wildcat. (imitates cat)

(laughs) I promise I will take

such good care of her.

- Okay listen Joey, no blood, no violence.

I do not want Lizzie getting nightmares.

- No, I'm not!

Plus, Lizzie here is gonna be one

of the big surprises in my movie.

No one's gonna have a kid!

I mean, it could seriously make all the difference

in winning this contest.

- Listen sweetie, you be good

for your Aunt Joey, okay? - I will.

- And don't be afraid, we're only pretending.

No one is really going to hurt you.

I'm only joking, god.

She knows that, right?

- Duh, I know what a movie is.

I'm not afraid, I got...

- You got what?

- I got you to protect me.

- Aw, so sweet.

- Listen baby, you go put some pants on

before you go outside, okay?

- Okay.

- Jake, Samantha, we're leaving in five minutes.

- [Samantha] Okay.

- Thank you.

Cut!

Lizzie, that was perfect.

Jake, love the way you held that pose, very iconic.

Alright, back to one.

- [Dustin] Good to see you, kid.

- [Jason] Good to be seen.

- You do alright in there?

- Place is full of punk ass bitches.

I showed 'em I wasn't gonna be no fuck buddy.

They left me the hell alone.

- Here.

What now?

- Got us packed?

- Everything is set.

I told you I'd take care of it.

- Good.

You ready to go?

- Ready as I'll ever be.

I'm sick of North Carolina.

Mexico sounds pretty sweet.

- Wide beaches, gin-clear water,

tequila, sexy ass girls just looking for a good time.

Dick sucked 24/7.

- Oh, it sounds like heaven.

- It will be for us.

This is our time.

- Texas first?

- Nah, first we pay a visit to my whore ex-wife.

That bitch took nine months from me.

- I know.

That bitch is gonna pay for that.

- It's all her fault anyway.

That slut knew exactly how to push my buttons.

She wanted me to hit her so I'd get locked up.

- So we're gonna take care of her?

- You better believe it.

I'm gonna teach her a lesson she'll never forget.

And we better get my daughter back.

- I hear you, brother.

I hear you.

- A little early in the day to be drinking, isn't it?

- Leave me alone.

Aren't you going to the club?

- We don't tee off until two.

- Boys and their toys.

- You seen my rain gear anywhere?

They say there might be a late afternoon shower.

- I put it over there in your bag.

- Oh, thank you.

- You're welcome.

- We should've gotten Stacey a gun.

- We talked about that, Bob.

Guns scare her. - Hell, everything scares her.

She needs to be a little more like Joey.

- That's not fair, Bob, and you know it.

Stacey's just a tender heart.

- She's a victim!

She jumps at her own shadow.

A gun would fix that.

She wouldn't feel so afraid all the time.

- We're not getting her a gun, Bob.

She doesn't want one.

And what if Lizzie found it and hurt herself?

- What's that old saying?

God made man, but Samuel Colt made them all equal.

A gun evens the odds pretty damn quick.

- Bob, go play golf.

- If she had put a couple of rounds

in that silly son of a bitch,

she wouldn't still be afraid of him.

Shoot straight, bury him deep.

- (Laughs)

Okay, Charles Bronson.

Oh. - Enjoy your afternoon.

Easy on that wine.

- Says the man who likes to finish off

the nineteenth hole after a round of golf.

Did you remember your cigars?

(gloomy piano music)

- Hey, I didn't see Joey in the house.

- I think she's out filming.

She said something about, like, experimenting

with the various forms of light on the, like,

texture of her film or, I don't know,

some kind of bullshit like that.

- Hey, I know she's your sister and all, but man.

She can really be a bitch sometimes.

- No, that's...

I mean, she's a good kid.

She's just really impulsive and fearless.

And she sets her mind to something and bam,

she just goes for it.

Honestly, I wish I could be a little more like that.

- Hey, speaking of going for it, you watch Charlee.

She's gonna be making a move on that boy by tonight.

- Ew, that is so gross.

I totally thought she was kidding about that.

He's just a big kid.

- Hey, I thought she was kidding too,

but I saw the way she was looking at him.

She could already picture them fucking.

- Oh my god!

What kind of friends do I have?

- Sluts, just like you.

- I wonder who they are.

- And what they want.

- I don't know, but we should find out.

- Okay, but let's go as a group so it'll be safer.

Lizzie, stay here with Ros.

- Hi, what's up?

- Can we help you?

- I'm Dina and the big guy over here is Rick.

- Hi, I'm Stacey, this is my friend

Harper, Selina, and Charlee.

And that's my friend Rosalinde back there

with my daughter, Lizzie.

- Oh my god, she is so cute.

- Thanks.

- We are so sorry to just come barging up on you like this,

but believe it or not, we're lost.

Well, we think we're lost.

- Um, where are you headed?

- We're looking for the inland, inland...

- Waterway.

- The inland waterway, and this is not it, is it?

- Um, sorry no.

This is the Neuse River, so you missed it.

- Sorry, ladies, it's my fault.

I thought we were going the right way, babe.

- Do you know how we can get there from here?

- Just head back that way, the town of orientals over there.

If you bear left, I mean, there should be a big sign.

It is pretty far.

- Thank you so much, I appreciate it.

If we get a move on right now,

by nightfall we can get there.

- Oh my god, baby, I am exhausted.

There's no way I can paddle

another five or six hours right now.

Would it be a really big imposition

to ask to camp out here for the night?

- Ignore her.

Paddled farther before.

- I don't want to. - Baby, a lot father.

She's being lazy.

- I mean, I guess it makes sense.

You guys can just camp right over there near the point.

- Oh my god, thank you so much!

That is so nice of you.

Heart sometimes forgets that I'm a woman

and I cannot do all the things that these

muscles are able to do.

- It's really not a problem.

- We don't want to be any trouble, um,

but I think Dina's right.

Sometimes I tend to push her a little harder than I should.

- Why are you kayaking up the inland waterway?

- I'm a trauma nurse and for a few weeks out of the year,

Rick and I like to get back to nature.

- It really invigorates us.

- Are you a doctor?

- An orderly.

Heavy lifting, mopping.

- So, I mean, you like that?

Paddling all day and sleeping in tents?

- Well, actually, it also helps us to reconnect

with something very important:

each other.

- That's sweet.

- That settles it.

I'll set up the camp over there,

and thank you again so, so much.

We'll stay out of your way.

- Thank you so much, you are so amazing.

Come on.

- They seem okay.

Do you feel better?

- I mean, you know I just like to be cautious.

- Yeah, they could've been serial killers.

- Wait, let's go see if they have a mask and duct tape.

That way we'll know for sure.

- It's a well known fact that most serial killers

travel with their girlfriends.

- Who's gonna mess with five tough ass bitches like us?

- Okay, point taken.

God, let's just ignore them.

Let's have some fun, it's been such a great day.

Hey, what's up?

- I have a really big favor to ask you.

- Um, what's that?

- We've been on the river for like two weeks now.

- And?

- And I feel nasty.

Rick's cool with bathing in the river,

but I would kill for some hot water.

Do you maybe have an outdoor shower

or something I could use?

- Oh, don't be silly, of course.

Um, let me show you where it is.

- Thank you so much. - Don't mention it.

Us girls have to stick together.

- [Dina] One time on a mission trip to Guatemala,

it was like two whole weeks before you could take a shower.

- Oh, god, how did you even do that?

- It was horrible,

but we did a lot to help the people there

so it made it seem worthwhile.

- Well, that's pretty impressive that you'd go

just to help out other people.

- It's no big deal.

They have so little medical care over there

that we just wanted to do what we could to help.

- Well, I mean, hats off to you guys.

I mean, I could never go to Guatemala.

I'd be so afraid that I'd get kidnapped or something.

- (Laughs) It's not nearly as dangerous

as people make it out to be.

It's all about perspective and keeping an open mind.

The world seems so closed off right now,

this fucking Bush mentality of us versus them.

- Oh my god, you and Selina could talk all night long.

- Oh my god, is this your house?

It's so pretty.

- No, it belongs to my parents.

They come here pretty rarely just to get away.

- That's awesome.

- So the shower's right there,

because you won't have another one for a while, so thanks.

- I think it's gonna be better than an orgasm,

and a heck of a lot longer than one.

- Okay, well you have fun, okay?

- You have no idea how much this means to me.

(gentle orchestral music)

(inaudible)

- Hi, I'm Dina.

- I'm Lizzie.

- What are you playing over here?

- House, this is the mommy and this is the daddy.

- Does the daddy ever hurt the mommy?

- Yes, sometimes when he is bad.

- Does your daddy ever hurt you and your mommy?

- Sometimes.

- And that makes you really scared, doesn't it?

- Yeah, I don't want him to hurt my mom anymore.

- I understand.

No man should ever hit a woman, not ever.

Do you wanna know a secret?

Do you wanna know a little secret?

When I was a little girl,

my dad used to hit my mommy and me.

- Really?

What did you do?

- I made him stop.

- How?

I'm too little and I'm not strong enough.

- I have something that can make you really strong.

- My mommy won't let me have a knife.

- I know she won't, but you wanna protect her, right?

So you need to keep it a secret.

There you go.

So hide that there.

If your dad ever gets mean again,

take it out,

stab it hard,

turn your hand,

and that way it'll hurt him really bad.

Understand?

- Yeah, I'll remember.

I promise.

- Pinky swear?

- Pinky swear.

("The Death of James Adam" by Bear With Me)

* So hot she melts the sun

* A pure evil

* With the looks to kill

* Like dynamite

- Hey!

What are you doing?

- Thinking.

- About what?

- Do you really know what that sick and twisted

mind is thinking about right now?

* Mama said no

* Daddy said yeah

- I was thinking it would be a neighborly thing

to bring them down a couple of ice cold bears.

- Bullshit, she's been eye fucking

him for the past hour, Stace.

* Before I go

* When the sun sets over the town *

- I have not.

It's hot out and the beer's cold.

- And?

- And

I felt like I came off a little rude earlier,

so it'd be a nice gesture.

* I can feel it in my skin

* Deep down in my bones

- Yeah, right.

You're such a bad liar.

I wonder why you always lose at strip poker.

- I lose at strip poker because a body this hot

should be flaunted for the world to see.

* Deep down in my bones

* When he was around me

* I'm never alone

- Harper, come in.

Earth to Harper.

- Sorry, I spaced out.

- Oh my god, please don't get crazy on me, girl.

I am too old to get a new best friend.

- Hey, no worries.

For better or for worse, I'm your person.

- And I'm your person,

so why don't you be a good hostess

and take Rick and Dina some cold ones?

- Will do.

* You want it

* You need it

* You want it

* My love

- [Jason] Are you in there, baby?

- [Dustin] Maybe she isn't here.

- She's not here.

- What are you talking about?

- She's not here.

- We had a date.

- I don't know what to tell you, she's gone.

- Do you know where she went

or when she'll be back?

- I'm sorry, she didn't tell me where she went,

but she told me she'd be back on Monday.

- How do you know that?

- Excuse my uncle.

Stacey's supposed to be setting him up on a blind date.

She's supposed to be going on a double date with us.

How do you know when she'll be back?

- She asked me to pick up her newspapers and her mail.

And she told me she'd be back on Monday.

- Oh, well.

Looks like we got our signals crossed.

I appreciate your help, though.

- I'm sorry, it looks like you've been stood up.

- Looks that way.

Thank you.

- She gave me the hairy eyeball, dude.

- Come on.

- Hey man, stop cock blocking me, bro.

- [Samantha] With someone as brilliant as you,

but I get to work opposite this amazingly talented man here.

- That screen was amazing.

I'll see you a little bit later, I gotta talk to my sister.

- Okay, cool. - See ya.

Hey, sister.

- Hey, sweetie.

- How's it going? - Good.

I saw you met our new neighbors down there.

Yeah, thanks for inviting the hippie do-gooders.

- Claws in, Catwoman.

They seem nice enough.

- No, Stacey, see, that's your problem.

We all know that you're not a very good judge of character.

They give off a really weird vibe.

They're too nice, it's not real.

I don't like them.

- You like everybody.

- Well, maybe filming this horror thing's put me in a mood.

- Anyways, speaking of your movie,

where are you filming?

- Oh, over in those woods back near the pond.

I don't remember them being that creepy, though.

- Joey, dad is gonna kill you.

You are not supposed to be filming in the woods.

There's snakes, there's water moccasin, there's copperhead.

I'm serious, you could get hurt.

You need to stay in open areas.

- Excuse me, Professor Worry Pants.

Don't lecture me.

That's why I paid to go to school.

And besides, everybody knows

snakes are more afraid of us than we are of them.

- Yeah, they have time to get out of your way,

but if you're just trouncing around out there

and you step on one, you could get hurt.

Dad's even seen bears out there.

- Well, I promise if we go trouncing around out there

and if someone gets bit by a snake,

Harper can suck out the poison

because I hear she's so good at that.

And I'm not afraid of bears.

- Joey, please, can you try to be nice?

- Okay, fine.

- Anyways, I mean, how's the film going?

- Oh, it's going so good.

If I can just twist the genre, just a little bit,

I can really make it stand out.

And it even has a few surprises tucked to the side.

- With only two people?

- What can I say?

I'm a genius, everybody!

- That you are, big sister.

- Thank you.

- Hey, girl.

- Hey, Alfred Bitchcock,

'bout handing me one of those beers over there?

- Hoe bag, why don't you go get it yourself?

You bitches have fun, I'm going to go take a nap.

And don't wake up my talent.

- [Harper] Drama queen.

- Nice weed, you always get the best shit.

- Thanks.

- I love how it makes me feel pretty.

- You're already gorgeous.

You should feel pretty all the time.

Now I understand if you were going to say...

Life's too short to smoke some ditch weed.

- Since you mean any other light than hot.

- Even the shit that we can't do anything about,

like she's too short or too tall,

or she has big hands

or she has the wrong race.

- Yeah, you guys are right.

The shit we do to look pretty is crazy.

I understand if you were doing some skank hag,

like Charlee does.

- Fuck you.

We don't feel pretty.

Not all the time.

- Charlee, are you wearing makeup?

- Yes, of course.

Little lipstick.

Yeah, you girl want to look skanky

(laughs)

for a stupid dude who doesn't even care

how much the Brazilian hurts.

My little bitch is so sore and bruised.

- You got a Brazilian?

- I need it for the photo shoots.

- Me too.

Some lipstick and eyeliner does not count as makeup.

- Oh yeah, and a blowjob doesn't count as sex.

- It doesn't, the president said so.

- And she knows.

- Who knows, another thing

I'm doing more of is nasal waxing.

- Nasal waxing?

Okay, I get arm waxing, brow waxing,

okay, and bikini waxing, but nasal waxing?

(giggling)

- The weirdest thing I have to do is anal bleaching.

- Fuck off, there's no such thing.

- I hear about that.

- It's real.

There's at least two women who do it a month.

- Who cares about that?

- I don't think guys care, do they?

- No, apparently it makes them look younger.

- Talking about fucking this young boy, Jake,

he's pretty hot.

I don't care to give him a ride.

- That's supposed to be Harper's sign.

- Uh, isn't he a little young?

- I didn't say fall in love,

I just want some no-string-attached sex on the beach.

Oh my god.

Because nobody likes to eat from a dirty plate.

- Dude, that's gross.

Really?

- Yes, really.

To fuck a young boy and sex on the beach

are on my fuck it list.

- Fuck it list?

- You know, the things that you wanna do

with sex before you die.

Like a bucket list for sex.

- Okay, I thought I was weird.

You know what, go ahead.

We won't stand in your way.

The whole thing blows my mind.

He'd been abusing her for years.

She hid it even from us.

- She was afraid.

- She was ashamed, too.

(gentle music)

- She seems so happy now.

- Yeah, she's awesome.

- Do you think she's gonna be okay

after everything she's been through?

- Ah, she'll be fine.

Kids are resilient.

- I know, it's my fault.

I'm such an idiot.

I never should've married Jason.

- You were 18, of course you're an idiot.

We're all idiots at that age.

He was a charmer.

Shit, we all wanted a piece of him.

- Remember what a bad boy he was?

But god, he could kiss, he had the softest lips.

Remember when you always used to joke with me

that he was gonna melt my panties off?

- Yeah, well your panties melting

into a puddle's what got you pregnant.

- I didn't have to marry him.

- It was the normal thing to do.

- I mean, it was really good at first.

He didn't even hit me until after Lizzie was born.

- I really wish you would've told us.

- I know.

He was just so sorry afterwards.

And he was under so much stress with a new job,

and a wife and a baby.

- Yeah, but it got worse. - And more often.

Jeez, I just kept making excuses for him.

I thought maybe it was my fault.

I mean, maybe I could've been a better wife.

Then I realized he actually enjoyed hitting me,

and I was still too weak to leave.

- But you did.

- I know, I finally had to.

I realized it wasn't safe for Lizzie and me.

I had to get out.

- You filed for divorce, got custody,

and put a restraining order on his ass.

- Yeah, a lot of good that did.

He came back and put us in the hospital.

- Yeah, but you put him in jail.

- Part of his sentence was taking anger management classes.

I hope it worked.

- I doubt it.

Look, the takeaway is you got through it.

You're a lot stronger than people think.

- I know.

The only thing I realize now is that I am never, ever

gonna let anything happen to Lizzie again.

- Really, she's going topless?

Nice tits, though.

You think they beat mine?

- Hell, no!

Hands down your tits are hotter.

God, the sun must be getting to you.

We should go inside.

Ladies, Lizzie, let's go!

You're so silly.

- You gotta see what's on the news.

The whole damn Middle East is blowing up.

- I wonder who that could be at this time of night.

- I'll go see. - Would you, honey?

Hey, what the?

- Bob!

- You shut the fuck up!

Where's my wife and daughter?

- She's not your wife anymore.

- Where is she?

- Jason, get the hell out of my house.

- Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Get the fuck down.

- Bob!

- Where is she?

- We don't know.

- You're lying.

Little miss perfect wouldn't leave town

without telling you where she went.

Where's my daughter?

- Jason.

Jason, please don't hurt us.

We don't know.

(loud thud)

Bob!

- [Jason] Where is she?

- I don't know.

I swear it.

- Maybe you don't care if we fuck up your old man.

Maybe you'll remember if I start cutting you up.

Where is she?

- She's at the beach house with her friends.

- Aint that fucking like mother like daughter?

- Yeah. (laughs)

- They don't tell you the truth

until you beat it out of them.

Then they behave.

They act like good little pets.

Where's my daughter?

- She's there too.

- Call Stacey.

Tell her there's an emergency

and she has to get back here right away.

Tell her Joey got in a car wreck

and she's in critical condition.

- I can't!

There's no service down there, I can't call.

- What's the address?

What's the address?

- (mumbles) Point.

- Are you telling me the truth?

Hey, you want any of this old puss before we roll?

- Nah, I think we'd get a better chance

to trim at the coast.

Do it.

Alright, Bob.

Time to get in the batting cage, buddy.

(repeated thudding)

Yeah, you're not talking now, you old fart!

- Cut!

Alright, let's try something different.

I wanna see what it looks like for the killer

to run after the victim instead of walk.

Alright, run through the woods towards me.

Action!

Cut!

- How was that?

- You did great, but it just looked weird on film.

If the killer pursued like that,

the movie would last like 30 seconds.

- Got it, slow Frankenstein walk it is.

- Lizzie, this time I wanna see

what it looks like for you to pull on Samantha,

like she is too scared to run

and you have to pull her to safety, okay?

- Like she was my mommy?

- Yeah, just like she's your mommy.

Alright, places, back at one.

(eerie music)

- We really gonna do this?

- Yeah, you got a problem with that?

- Hell, no.

Just wonder how long it's gonna be

before somebody finds the bodies.

- Monday.

He was a dentist, but he didn't work Fridays.

No one will worry until he doesn't

show up for work on Monday.

By then we'll be on a boat for Mexico.

- Yeah, they'll never catch us.

- Not a chance.

It's been nine long months thinking about this.

I was gonna do her parents before we left anyway.

("Face Your Fear or Die" by ViFolly plays on radio)

- If she's down there with some of her girlfriends,

can I have my pick?

I mean, I hate to see all that fine pussy go to waste.

- Have at it, bro.

I may even do Stacey one last time

before I teach her a lesson.

- You know,

what if the mom's wrong?

What if there's some fucking dude down there with her?

- It makes no difference.

Any guy who's dumb enough to be with her

deserves what he gets anyway.

- I mean, it's not like we're

gonna leave any witnesses anyhow, right?

- Only one.

I wanna leave Stacey alive so she knows what she made me do.

I want her to know that her parents are dead because of her,

that her friends are dead because of her,

and that her daughter's gone.

Let her suffer with that.

- Stacey's mom always has the best wine.

- Yeah, it's true. - You guys,

I brought over some horror movies,

if you wanna watch one.

- More horror movies?

- Yeah, there's nothing wrong with horror movies.

- Dude, you're such a nerd.

- What do you bring?

- You can pick one.

I brought some old school Rob Zombie,

some creepy Eli Roth,

and that new movie called The Mangled.

- Oh, The Mangled.

This is supposed to be really sick and twisted.

I heard it's supposed to mess up your mind.

- Oh, it's epic.

A whole family of killers.

- Can't we just watch anything else?

- Oh, come on you pussy.

(knocking on door)

- Hi.

I'm so sorry to come bother you guys like this,

but we were just down there talking

and we are so grateful that you let us

camp out on your property.

- This is Nicaraguan rum.

It's called flora de cana.

It means flower of the sugar cane.

When we lived there, we picked it up.

We were saving it for something special, but I thought,

what the hell beats great times with new friends?

- Um, that's awesome.

You shouldn't have.

- You're welcome.

- Wait, you guys should at least stay

and have a drink with us.

- Are you sure?

- Absolutely.

- You should totally stay for a drink.

- This looks really good.

Rosalinde's gonna love this.

She's so creepy.

Ros, you're gonna drink all of this all by yourself.

I know, I'm a little drunk.

Get over here, girls.

Did you see?

Our friends are here.

Harper, bring those glasses over here.

- [Everyone] Cheers.

- You know what'd be really fun right now?

- What, baby? - The game.

- I dunno.

- You have to make them play the game.

- What game?

- [Charlee] Drinking game?

I love drinking games.

- There's drinking.

- [Rick] Well, it's kinda silly, really.

But it definitely involves drinking.

- Tell them, tell them the rules.

- Okay, everybody get pen and paper.

Name of the game is face your fear.

Now, the trick for it to work is that

you have to write down your greatest fear

and then sign your name.

- [Harper] Why?

- [Rick] I can't tell you yet,

but it has to be a deep fear.

Something primal.

- Anything like I might get fat or I might get old,

or some dude might break up with me,

none of that silliness.

Not even cancer, you know.

I know you're a survivor.

I saw your pin.

That's not even what we're going for.

We're going for something that is

so terrifying to you personally

that even writing it down on a piece of paper

and owning that fear

trembles you.

And we all have that.

We all have something in there,

you just have to be willing to admit it.

- [Selina] And you think this is fun?

- It's so fun.

- [Harper] Fuck it, let's do it.

- Fantastic.

Pass it to me.

Everyone gather around the table.

Write 'em down, fold 'em up.

Yeah!

Fold 'em up, pass 'em my way.

- [Charlee] Now what?

- Hold on, hold on.

Just put them in.

Last but not least, let's bring it in.

- [Charlee] So now what?

- This better be as much fun as strip poker.

- Classic.

What a way to get started.

Dina, get me a bed sheet.

- Absolutely.

Found this in the back,

a newly made one. - Mmhmm.

- Listen, this doesn't seem like very much fun, maybe--

- Shh. - We haven't even started yet.

Chill.

- Charlee, is this your paper?

- Yeah.

- It says here that you have claustrophobia,

that you'd rather die than be closed in.

- Yeah, that's true.

So what?

- Now you get your chance!

- Yay.

- Face your fear or die.

- This is bullshit.

- Fucking life is bullshit.

She is playing a game.

She can choose to face her fear or die right now.

You can sit your fucking blonde Barbie ass

back in the chair.

Continue.

- This is fucking sick bullshit.

This is the game?

Are you not fair?

- It's simple, face your fear or I kill you.

- That's enough!

We're done playing this stupid fucking game.

(screams in pain)

- Stop screaming!

I'll just break another one.

Sit down.

Now listen to me.

We're no longer in your little

safe, protected bubble world.

You're in my world.

And my world is fucking filled with pain and consequences.

That was your warning!

Now, you choose.

Face your fear or die.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I will do it.

I will do it.

Just don't hurt anybody else.

- See?

If you just have the courage to face your fears,

you might make it out of this night alive.

Great job.

Baby, we're running out of rum.

We have another bottle down at the tent.

Why don't you go get it? - Sure.

Be right back.

It's gonna be so fun to play with these bitches.

- See you in a bit.

Alright, let's just wait a spell.

She'll be right back.

(repeated stabbing)

- Samantha?

- Oh my god, are you okay?

- Did you start the game without me?

- What are you doing here?

- Yeah, about that. (laughs)

You know there's only one way to move up in the pack.

- Excuse me, baby.

Get up.

- Hey!

Long time no see.

- Stand up, please.

Come here.

(somber instrumental music)

- [Charlee] (screams and pleads)

- In you go!

- No, please, no!

No, please, no, I will suffocate.

- What's next is up to you, baby.

Face your fear and you might just live.

- No. (whimpers)

(cries)

No, please, no.

No, please, please!

- Everything is gonna be alright.

Don't you worry about a thing.

- No, please don't!

- Oh, it's okay, June bug.

Face your fear.

You'll make it out of this.

Oh, you're doing great.

- No, please don't, no.

No!

No, please, no!

- Oh, you're doing so good.

- No!

- So how's it going?

- Perfect.

- Let's keep rolling with them.

Next one.

Selina.

How's your hand?

- Fuck you!

- Let me see.

Is it still throbbing? - (Shouts in pain)

Fucking suck my dick, motherfucker!

- (laughs) This one's got fire.

I like that. (laughs)

- Your fear's next, Selina.

You're afraid of drowning.

You ready to choose?

- Bring it on, motherfucker.

- Oh.

Nothing fancy this time.

I saw a hot tub out back.

You're gonna get a chance or right quick.

Let's go.

- You can do it, Selina.

- Hold your breath.

Over-oxygenate your lungs.

- Hold you breath!

- Pfft (laughs) whatever.

So do you guys miss Dina?

I miss her too.

Now it's my time to shine.

- You're a fucking psycho.

- You know your sister, she's a real cunt.

- Where is my sister and where's my daughter?

- Wouldn't you like to know?

(chilling music)

- Come on.

You've been a brave girl, come on.

Come on.

You can make it.

You've been a brave girl.

Come on!

You can make it!

You've been a brave girl!

You can do it.

- (Coughs) - Oh.

(Laughs) Good girl.

Yeah, cough it out.

Cough it out, cough it out.

Next round.

Come on, we're all doing great.

- Yeah, you're doing great.

- Let's see.

Rosalinde.

- I can't, I can't.

("Pretty Girl" by Bear With Me)

It says here that you're afraid of being ugly.

You're more afraid of death than being ugly?

- Please don't hurt me.

I'll do whatever you want, please.

- You know what you need to do.

- Please don't make me ugly.

Please don't make me ugly, please.

- Hey.

Not me, you.

You cut your face.

- I can't, I can't.

- [Samantha] Sure you can. - I can't!

- It's alright.

Not everybody can do what they have to do.

Fear's very powerful.

- (Screams in pain) - (Shouts)

- (Crying in panic)

- I love you.

Where do you think you're fucking going?

Sit the fuck down!

Selina, come join your little fucking friends.

Move!

(car horn honking)

- Who the fuck are these guys?

- [Jason] Stacey, you in there, baby?

- No worries.

I'll take care of him.

Can I help you gentlemen?

- Who the fuck is this guy?

Is this Stacey's new boyfriend?

- Is that right, are you her new man?

- No.

- You fucking her?

- Not at the moment.

But that could be arranged in the future.

- Listen, asshole.

Go get Stacey, I wanna fucking talk to her.

Get my daughter.

- That's not gonna happen.

- Well, what if we just come inside?

- That's not gonna happen either, bro.

- Are you sure you wanna play it this way?

There's two of us.

- It was always gonna go down like this.

- Checkmate, bitch.

(grunts in pain)

(groans)

(gloomy instrumental music)

- Bowl of consequence.

See the next name.

- [Samantha] What's it say?

- The Oscar goes to

Harper.

- Yes, what's it say?

- Harper's afraid of being raped.

- Oh, that's a good one.

See, most women have a rape fetish.

- No fucking way.

- Oh, yes fucking way.

It's your pussy or your best friend's face.

- I got this, baby.

- No. - It's okay.

- No, no!

You're an ass!

- Just don't hurt her, please.

- Get her, baby.

Get her.

(sobbing)

(bleak music)

He's good, isn't he? (Laughs)

So how'd it go, baby?

- Did you release Dina in the proper manner?

- Yeah, I stabbed her, why?

- I want you to go wash her blood in the moonlight.

- Okay, I can do that.

- [Lizzie] That's daddy's car.

- [Joey] Oh my god.

This is grandpa's bat.

- Mommy's up there.

- We need to go find Jake.

- It's nice to finally get you alone, Jake.

- I know, it's about time.

- I love working with you, you're so cool.

- I know.

You've been doing awesome with me.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- I'm sorry I was so standoffish at first.

It's just that I was kinda nervous, you know?

It's my first movie and everything.

- Well, you certainly seemed to have warmed up to me now.

- Yeah, I have.

I think you're really sweet.

- Oh, you're a really sweet girl, too.

- Yeah? - Mmhmm.

- You know what we should do? - What's that?

- We should go skinny dipping.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, why not?

It's a beautiful night.

- Okay.

- (Howls like a wolf)

(Laughs maniacally)

How you doing in there?

- [Charlee] (mumbles)

- You holding up okay?

See, the thing is nobody makes it out alive.

- Hey listen, wild cat.

I need you to be a big strong girl for me right now, okay?

I need you to go back to the house

and hide under the house where nobody can find you

in the garage under the canoe, so I know where to find you.

Don't leave for anybody else, okay?

Can you be strong for me, okay?

I'll never let anything happen to you, okay?

Now go, hide.

(heavy thud)

Lizzie.

Lizzie, Lizzie.

Lizzie, where are you?

I told you not to go anywhere.

Lizzie?

Lizzie!

Lizzie.

Lizzie, come here please.

Fuck.

- We're gonna get the fuck out of here, asshole.

Come on, girls, let's go.

Put the fucking knife down, we're getting out.

I'm gonna fucking shoot you!

- Shoot him!

- No, please don't!

We're leaving, don't touch her!

No!

Don't do it, no, don't!

(screams)

- I'm king of the world, king of the world.

King of the world!

King of the world. (crying)

King of the world!

King of the fucking world.

Yeah!

King of the world.

Give me the gun.

I said give me the gun.

- Don't hurt my mommy!

- Oh!

This just keeps getting better.

- Please don't hurt my baby!

- Whoa!

- Don't touch my baby!

- Ring around the rosy!

Fa la la la.

Ring around the rosy.

- Don't hurt my baby.

Please, don't hurt my baby.

- Mommy! - Let her go, please!

Please don't hurt my baby!

- Pocket full of posies! - Mommy!

- Ashes, ashes. - No, please!

Mommy, mommy!

- The game is over.

It's over!

(shouts in pain)

- Fucking die!

(grunting)

- No one is ever gonna hurt

my baby ever!

No one

(screams)

is ever

gonna hurt my baby, ever,

ever again!

You're not gonna hurt my baby ever, ever again!

- Lizzie, oh my god.

What the fuck is going on?

Stacey, Stacey.

We have to get her to the hospital.

Get the fuck out of here, get away from him!

Come on, go.

Stacey, get out of here.

("Face Your Fear Or Die" by ViFolly)

* The wrong path home

* We're finally together

* No longer free

* You come in uninvited

* I will fight

* Fight like I never thought I could

* Daylight dies

* And I'm on my own now

* In the dead of night

* I hear a knock and I

* Look to what I find

* A stranger with a cold knife

* He came inside

* And said he'd love to play a little game he likes

* Face your fear or die

* I won't sleep

* Until the grim has faded

* Am I alone?

* I think I hear a whisper

* I will fight

* Fight like I never thought I could

* Daylight dies

* And I'm on my own now

* In the dead of night

* I hear a knock and I

* Look to what I find

* A stranger with a cold knife

* He came inside

* And said he'd love to play a Little game he likes

* Face your fear or die

* So this is fate

* Should I let it take me under

* You found me

* Twist my bones until they're powder

* In the dead of night

* I hear a knock and I

* Look to what I find

* A stranger with a cold knife

* He came inside

* And said he'd love to play little game he likes

* Face your fear or die

* Broke and dead inside

* I felt the fire when I looked into his eyes

* I hit him with all my might

* Then took the knife

* And said I'd love to play a little game I like

* Face your fear or die

("Output (Heroes)" by Bear With Me)

* Talk about kingdom come

* And I know why

* Because across the water

* You see the light

* Becoming something

* That might change lives

* Is it wrong

* Or is it right

* You dream about heroes

* In the night

* Then talk about vengeance

* Who'll do it right

* We'll sit in my bedroom

* We'll waste away tonight

* You talk about heroes, baby

* But what am I

* Hey, come out of the dark

* Hold your head up high

* They thought of the revolution

* The changing tide

* You wanna be part of something

* That might change lives

* Is it wrong or is it right

* You dream about heroes in the night

* Then talk about vengeance

* Who'll do it right

* We'll sit in my bedroom

* We'll waste away tonight

* You talk about heroes, baby

* What am I

* What am I

* What am I

* What am I

* You wanna be part of something

* You wanna be part of something

* You wanna be part of something

* That might change lives

* You dream about heroes in the night

* Then talk about vengeance

* Who'll do it right

* We'll sit in my bedroom

* We'll waste away tonight

* You talk about heroes, baby

* What am I

* What am I

* What am I