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Marsha, a lot of people ask me that.

A lot of people say, "Chuck, how can I be like you?"

Well, first thing you gotta do, you gotta read the book.

You know what I mean?

You gotta read the book,

you gotta listen to the CDs,

you gotta watch the web, you gotta find out who I am.

You want to be like me? You gotta think like me.

You gotta act like me. You gotta breathe like me.

Thats what I always say.

And for me, you know the real secret?

Its be yourself. Be me, then be yourself.

Cos ultimately, Im Chuck Knoah, only I can be Chuck Knoah.

You can be like me, you cant be me.

But you can be like me.

Visualize the future you want.

Visualize you becoming that person.

Living through them.

Taking a step in the body of the new you.

This is who you can be.

Believe in the power of you.

The newer, stronger, fitter, wealthier,

more successful you...

Watch where youre fucking going.

Sorry.

...the couple were found on the beach

early this morning in the High Cliffs area...

Idiot.

Well. I suppose Ill have to get dinner myself, then.

No, no, Ill get it. You stay there.

...injuries are consistent with a high fall,

and are not treating the incident as suspicious.

Thank you Lord for what we are about to eat,

and for what we enjoy.

- How was the shop today? - Fine.

Betty Smiths mother says shes a lawyer now.

- Good for Betty Smith. - Yes, and her mother too.

Believe in the power of you.

I believe in the power of me.

Look at me.

Once upon a time, guys, I was like you.

Lost, empty...

pathetic.

But using the "Barry Withnott Pathway To Success",

look at where I am today.

Are you looking for happiness? I know you are.

Are you looking for power? Are you looking for success?

Then I can help you

with the "Barry Withnott Pathway To Success".

Ive got even better news for you,

for today for one day only,

Im offering every one of you in this room

12.5% off any Barry Withnott DVD, CD, book or e-book...

the only destination is a better you!

Thank you.

I wouldnt follow him down any pathway.

He looks like a greased-up pedo.

Oh... I dunno. He looks alright to me.

Thats because youre like everybody else.

Er... I dont think you can smoke in here.

Does it make you embarrassed, hearing the truth?

This is who you can be.

Excuse me.

Look at all these retards.

Excuse me.

Here, take this. Youre going to need it.

- Excuse me? - What?

You cant smoke in here.

Im leaving anyway.

Come see me, if you want to change your life.

Unlike all these... bags of air.

Im so sorry.

I think you should leave.

Lower.

Harder.

Harder!

Lower.

Visualize the future you want.

Visualize it all.

Visualize you becoming that person.

Living through them.

Taking a step in the body of the new you.

This is who you can be.

Step One.

When you give yourself over to possibility,

anything can and will happen.

- Yes? - Er...

- Oh, its you. - Yep. Yes.

Wait here one second. Im just in the middle of something.

So you want to come in for a little chat or what?

Sit down, then.

- Ignore the mess. - Erm... OK.

Ive been so busy with research for my new program,

Ive barely had time for anything else.

Wow!

I suppose youre wondering what my programs about?

Oh, yeah, yes, sure.

Its sort of a secret, really.

Oh, of course.

This is my last trip before it launches.

Wow.

I wanna share a secret with you, Lou.

I have an ambition.

Oh, erm... thanks.

I have an ambition to be the greatest life coach

in the world.

I want to help people everywhere.

To have books on every continent,

so that babies in Sudan can read my tips on life

and grow up to unlock their true potential.

Thats all I really want for them, to be their potential.

Well, that sounds a really important ambition.

Yeah, I think so.

Do you have ambitions, Lou?

Yeah, yeah.

Like?

Like... I want to go kite-surfing in the Caribbean.

And?

And... Id like to have lots of money,

so that I can help people.

Like maybe babies in the Swiss-dan, like you said.

And have my own range of books, like you, too.

Yeah, Id just like to be like you, really.

- Good ambitions. - Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah.

Thanks for dropping by.

I dont suppose you know anyone

who might be interested in coming with me on my trip?

Someone who could really blossom with the right coaching?

Someone with big dreams,

but no one else around who understands those dreams,

or something similar?

Erm...

Well, Im leaving in the morning,

so let me know if you think of anyone.

- Mum? - Yes, dear?

What would you think about me going away for a few days?

To explore myself?

What does that mean?

I dont know, just to release the inner me,

connect to my potential.

It... its a bad idea, it doesnt matter.

Is this house not good enough for you anymore?

It really is. It doesnt matter.

Is this food not good enough for you anymore?

Mum, it is.

Its all this self-help nonsense, isnt it?

Filling your mind. Turning you against me.

Look what you make your own mother do to survive!

To beg? Is that what you want?

Do you want me to beg you to stay, Lou?

Is that what you want to make your mother do?

Youre through to Val Stone, if you want to change your life,

leave a message after the tone.

Bye, Mum.

- Hello, Louise! - Alright?

Just taking little Monty for a walk before we leave.

Were off on a bit of a holiday for the week.

Blow off the cobwebs of coming back here, you know?

- Right. - Well...

Best of luck with your self-improvement and everything.

Bye. Come on.

Mum?

Youre through to Val Stone, if you want to change your life,

leave a message after the tone.

- Lets do this. - Get in.

Let the voyage of self-discovery begin.

Step Two.

Believe in the power of you

as I believe in the power of me.

- Can you read a map? - Er...

Weve got a busy few days.

Ive lined up some amazing therapies.

Before we culminate there.

Wheres that?

Chuck Knoahs country house.

Huh?

Were going to see Chuck. Personally.

Er... really?

Really.

Wow!

Good.

This is the best decision youve ever made.

I know.

I was talking to myself.

Have you got any cash?

All paid for.

Oh, OK. But...

Are you OK?

Yeah, of course, why?

Oh, its just...

youve got a... bit of...

Oh! Yes, mustve caught a nail.

Next stop: inner serenity.

The body of a missing woman was found

near a caravan park late yesterday,

in what police are describing as suspicious circumstances.

She is thought to have been self-help advocate...

Here we are.

Breathe in the fresh air.

I feel better already.

Ah, and heres two more.

Er... you must be...

- Val. - Right. And this is?

Lou. Shes an add-on.

Er... shouldnt really just turn up with add-ons

without booking first, but youre here now, never mind.

Well settle up later.

Heres Graham now too. Fantastic! Lets get started.

Welcome to nature therapy.

Im Ben, your group leader.

If we could do a quick introduction round the circle?

Im Graham.

- This is Izzy. - And this is Ralph.

And this is Lou and Val, as weve just heard.

Lets give them a "first time to nature therapy" welcome!

- Welcome!

Now, I recognize some of you from before,

but for the newbies,

this area here will be our home for tonight,

whilst we reconnect with Pachamama.

So, without further ado,

grab a tent, lets get cracking and...

Get in touch with nature!

Hmm... Were a bit short on mallets.

The best thing to do in nature is improvise.

Use whats around us as tools.

Like our ancestors did all those years ago.

Like this?

Ow! Fuck!

Ow! Jesus!

My finger... Jesus!

Graham?

Graham?

Breathe deep, breathe deep.

- Hi! - Hi...

So your new to In Touch With Nature With Ben?

- Yeah, its my first time. - Oh. He really is a genius.

I love your hair.

Oh, thanks! I love your... just... you!

Well, thanks.

Thanks!

Oh...

Oh! Thank you.

OK.

- OK, bye. - Bye.

- Thank you. - OK, thanks!

Now that our homes are ready, lets take a moment of peace,

before we begin our true journey into nature.

Ah, Graham what I have in store for you...

Out here in the natural world,

we do not collect our meals in plastic containers

from florescent-lit buildings we call shops!

- We must catch what we eat... - She seems nice.

And eat what we catch.

Yep. Very.

Delicious!

What are they doing?

- Its called a nature shower. - Oh...

We take in every pulse of life from the earth from these trees.

From all living things.

Experience each beat, every vibration,

and connect to a serenity within.

Try it.

Close your eyes.

And connect to inner peace.

Nature has given.

We give thanks for what we are about to eat.

Now... we are one with nature.

Dandelion wine from Grahams organic home brewery.

Enjoy!

So, er... what brings you both to nature therapy?

Well, Im with Val.

Were on a journey of self-discovery.

- And, well, shes sort of my... - Im her life coach.

Are you? Wow! I would love a life coach.

So you said that youd not done forest bathing before with Ben?

Ive done something similar before,

but its good to reconnect with nature.

This is our fourth time here, and we love it, dont we?

Oh, yeah, we just love it.

We find it such a wonderful way

to reconnect with our true selves, you know?

Our true ancestral selves.

Yes, right back inside yourself.

Nature is...

- Its everything. - Everything!

So, what do you both do?

- Well, Ralph is in IT. - Izzys in HR.

Sorry to interrupt there, Ralph. My ears are burning.

We were just saying what a genius you are.

Well... what can I say?

I just... work with what Ive got.

Anyway, weve got a lovely treat this evening,

well, Graham does. A little surprise for us.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was lovely.

Come on!

Time to get moving. Lots more to fit in.

Its a shame I cant get a chance to say goodbye.

Its just... how it is.

Get in.

- Izzy gave me her number. - Thats nice.

Ive never made a friend like that before.

Thanks, Val.

I feel wonderful.

Me too, Lou.

Me too.

Step three. Life is like a box of chocolates.

All the crappy ones get left behind.

Hi, Mum, its Lou.

I just wanted you to know Im having a great time,

everyones really friendly and nice.

And Im really enjoying not having to cook.

Anyway... I hope youre good.

Er... lots of love.

Oh, its Louise, by the way.

- OK? - Yeah.

Ive just never been away from home before.

- Do you think shes alright? - Yeah. Course she is.

Come on, lets get going.

Weve got a fair few miles to go.

Ive been thinking...

Maybe we should take a detour back home,

just to check Mums alright?

Val?

- Ow! - Does that make you angry?

No... no.

Ow!

- Ow! What are you doing? - Do you believe in you?

Yeah. Ow!

I dont believe you. Say it again.

- Yes. Ow! - Again.

- Yes! - Again.

- Yes! - Again.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Good.

Do you trust me?

Yes.

Good.

And honestly, Im sure your Mum is absolutely fine.

Now wait here. I just need to get rid of something.

All done.

- Whats this place do? - - Sound therapy.

Apparently, its a very calming and centering experience.

So, this is your room.

I hope its to your satisfaction.

- Yeah, great, thanks. - Good. Good.

Your sound journey will begin at 4:00.

Until then, just relax and unwind.

And if you do need anything, please dont hesitate to call.

OK? Great.

Namaste. Namaste.

Great.

He seemed nice.

Everything around us is made of structured vibrations.

Including the human form.

Now these sounds will resonate

with those vibrations within the body,

unlocking unlimited possibilities.

These high frequencies stimulate the brain and the body.

Now let go of your stagnant energy.

And all together.

- Some more wine, Lou? - Im OK, Ive had enough.

So, Val was saying youre planning

on some pretty big boundary-breaking

on this little pilgrimage of self-discovery?

- Sounds enlightening. - Yeah, yes, it is. Very.

Youve got a good friend there, Lou.

Not many people would put so much effort

into planning a trip for a pal.

I hope you know how lucky you are?

Oh, I do. I really do.

And Val, tell me what did you think of the interconnectivity

of the sound-scaping earlier?

Wonderful. Wasnt it, Lou?

Absolutely.

I could feel an inter-sound connection.

I felt your sonic pathways really opening up.

- Really? - - Mmm.

Oh, please, dont worry,

weve simply put a herbal relaxer in the wine.

We find it really loosens things up ready for stage 2.

- Stage 2? - Yeah...

Its a much deeper vibrating experience.

Using the energy of sound,

to unlock the magnetic orgasmic pulse.

Let your mind go free.

And join us.

Open yourselves like a flower

to the realm of sensual, sonic possibilities.

Let the journey of discovery begin!

Sleep well?

- Yeah. - How do you feel?

Good. Yeah.

Really kind of... yeah... connected.

Good morning. Sleep well?

Great, great, great.

Erm, would you like tuna or egg sandwiches

to take away with you for later?

Its alright, Ill put you down for one of each.

Shh... Dont tell anyone.

We should get going.

Hmm. Yep.

Ill settle up.

Thanks so much for your hospitality.

- Were going to make a move. - Dont forget your lunch.

Good luck with the rest of your trip.

I hope youre feeling enlivened.

Absolutely. Wheres Marcus?

He popped out front. He wants to show you his pride and joy.

Lovely.

...red car driven by a dark-haired woman

with the registration starting T48.

The drivers wanted in connection

- with a string of murders...

Im really sorry, Rachel.

We had such a lovely time.

Look, if they, er...

Dont worry, Marcus, it wont take a second.

All ready to go! I got your stuff too. So we can...

Did you get my shampoo? I left it on the side.

Yep. Yes.

Help.

Well talk more about this later.

Help! Help!

Help!

Call the police!

Please call the p...

Sorry.

I couldnt have done it better myself.

Lets not forget those sandwiches.

Those are the egg. Those are the tuna.

Step 4.

An end is only a new beginning.

Police are on the hunt for a woman in her 30s,

with dark hair, sought in connection

with what is being dubbed the self-help killings.

The woman is considered armed and dangerous.

More as we get it. And now the weather.

Sure, its a lovely day out there today, isnt it, Jeff?

Yes, indeed, Sue. It really is.

And things will only actually get warmer

with a warm weather front sliding in from the west

coming through to the east and moving on down the coast.

Its set to be quite uncomfortable...

- Pull over. - Why?

Just pull over!

- Where are you...? - Aargh!

Oh, for fucks sake.

I didnt know!

Lou...

Its all Im doing, Lou.

Thats what all this is for.

To allow us to be who we truly are.

Youve been thinking about everyone else your whole life.

Now its time to think about you.

Do it!

Kill me.

It did feel pretty empowering, you know?

Yeah...

You did pretty good for your first time.

Did I?

Youre the best life coach ever, Val.

I think you might be the best client, Lou.

Hey, Mum, its Lou.

Im just checking you got my message the other day?

I guess maybe youve gone to see your sister.

You know how you get sometimes?

Mum?

Theres something you should know...

...about me.

And because youll probably see it on the news soon.

Im not who you think I am.

But, you know, I hope youll be proud of me.

Im not a nobody anymore.

I cant wait any longer. Ive gotta go for a pee.

Back in a minute.

- Do you need any help? - Im good, thanks.

Oh, excuse me, Im just...

Is that... is that Louise?

Whereve you been?

- We have to go, now! - Whats going on?

Nothing. We just... we just have to go.

She just came over my head...

How much further to the next stop?

- Not far. Why? - No reason.

Are you coming or what?

Welcome to Cynthias sense-of-self course.

Id like to offer you my deepest gratitude

for choosing to go on this journey with me.

My task is to guide you back in time

to the moment you began your journey

through your mothers birth canal

and out into the world for the very first time.

Together we will return to that moment.

Relive its intense, painful traumas

that have haunted you from that time,

allowing them freedom through your body and your voice.

First we will begin by opening your body and your voice,

so you do not sustain any physical injuries

during the process of unlocking these deep-rooted scars.

Now... find a comfortable position.

Hi! Have you done this before?

It really is the best thing ever.

You have lovely eyes.

Please...

Now... close your eyes.

Relax.

And bring your attention to your breath.

Soften your gaze.

And let the journey re-begin.

And breathing in.

And out.

And in.

And out.

And counting down from...

ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one, and...

You are back.

Back in the warm sac of your pre-birth fluid.

Calm, undisturbed, comfortable.

Nothing can harm you here.

Nothing can touch you.

But wait...

Suddenly your warm fluid bath is disappearing,

draining from you.

Panic begins to set in.

The walls of your home are beginning to move.

You are being squeezed.

Forced down a tiny passageway, crushed on either side.

It makes you scream out.

And youre screaming now.

Come on, scream!

Let it out, Lou. Face who you are.

Let it out.

Let it out.

We are with you.

We are with you.

We are with you.

Im waiting for you, Lou.

Ive always been waiting for you.

Step 5.

The anything can and will happen.

Whats going on?

You had a reaction to the re-birthing.

Its a good sign. Youre ready to meet Chuck.

- What? - Weve got to keep moving.

Wait here.

Hes not here.

Please, Gary, this is my last chance to...

Please... Look, please just tell them

to give me one more week to come up with it.

Seriously, I cant.

How long have we known each other?

Yep, I know its just business,

so if its just business, give me a fucking break!

Well, fuck you, Gary!

And fuck Mary! And fuck your fucking kids!

Fuck!

Lucy? Its daddy.

Could you put your mum on the phone, please?

Em, its me, Chuck. Look, I have to talk to you...

Yeah, I know what the lawyers said. I just...

I gotta speak with my wife.

No, dont hang up.

Dont... Please dont hang...

You are your own force of nature.

You are your own wind, your own tree, your own waves.

You can be anything you want to be.

You are the future of you.

The end is the beginning of the beginning.

When you give yourself over to possibility,

the anything can and will happen.

With this, you can take on the world.

Step 6.

Unlock what is hidden within and you may like what you find.

Am I dead?

Aargh... my head!

Are you always like this?

Im in the middle of a divorce.

The publishers are dropping me

because I cant think of a new book.

Im pretty much addicted to a lot of drugs!

And Im going bankrupt because when it comes to it,

it turns out visualizing is worth shit

compared to a fucking well-paid lawyer.

Anyway who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?

Dont you watch the news?

Jesus, youre... Fuck! Youre the fucking...

- Wheres Val? - Youre them! Its you!

You stay there.

- Val? - Yes.

Val... Whats going on?

Shes got a gun.

Please help me, Im scared.

Youre too late.

Ill do my best. Thank you, officer.

Whats going on?

Its time.

You dont need to kill me. Seriously, you need me.

Youre in the middle of a full on media clusterfuck right now.

Youre famous.

You know what that publicitys worth with the right contacts?

The news outlets, youre the number one point of interest

in their shitty little lives right now.

Seriously. Look, let me get my agent on the phone.

This is exactly the angle the publishers are looking for.

Its big, its bold, itll sell.

Im talking book deals,

seminars, webinars, the whole lot.

Everyonell wanna know how to be like you.

Speak with my agent. Hell make us a deal right now.

Its ringing! Hey, Gary, its me again, Chuck.

Before you hang up,

Ive got an offer thats gonna blow your mind.

Turn on the TV. Im with the girls.

We wanna make a deal. Youre gonna make so much money.

Yeah, seriously, its happening.

Ive got a gun to me right now. Yeah, I know, crazy, right?

Well, lets say 70/30 to us? Hold on, let me see...

He says if we go 60/40, hes in.

What do you say, we got a deal?

Im sorry, Gary, Chucks going to have to call you back.

Nice! Playing hardball, I like your style...

God, he was even more annoying in real life.

Yeah. What a letdown.

Sorry!

Fuck!

Nowhere else to run.

Whyd you do it, Val?

We couldve just kept on going!

It was time.

Were an evolution of people.

Were the ones who tell others how to live.

Were the new gods. We cant run forever.

Ive had a fantastic time.

Yeah...

Me too.

Whatre you doing?

Its time to say goodbye.

Shit!

Youre the best life coach ever, Val.

Yeah... I know.

What a journey.

You can say that again.

Visualize the future you want.

Wheres Val?

Visualize you becoming that person.

Living through them,

taking a step in the body of the new you.

The new, stronger, fitter,

wealthier, more successful you.

The only thing I would say is: be true to yourself.

Love yourself.

If I can have a little part in that, in their future lives,

then thats great.

Because for me, I get joy, I get love, I get happiness

out of seeing others succeed.

For me, thats my journey.

Im Chuck, Im here to help.

And if you wanna think of me as your god, your guru,

go ahead, thats fine.

But think about it for a second.

Wouldnt it be better,

wouldnt it be more life-changing,

if you thought of me as a friend?

Read the book, listen to the CD,

youll realize Im your friend,

Im your best friend, Im here to help you.

And thats the only way we can all get what we want.