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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:19,256 Ooh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't see you there. 3 00:00:19,296 --> 00:00:20,504 How may I help you? 4 00:00:20,544 --> 00:00:23,520 Uh, I'm looking for, uh, Carl Sack. 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,764 –I'm Carl Sack. –You're Carl Sack? 6 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:27,637 At your service. Full service. 7 00:00:27,677 --> 00:00:30,266 Um, I've seen photographs of Mr Sack and— 8 00:00:30,306 --> 00:00:33,012 I look shorter in person, and fatter and… 9 00:00:33,942 --> 00:00:35,478 Hello, Denny. –I'm Carl Sack. 10 00:00:35,518 --> 00:00:38,007 He's got the mad cow. It makes him think he's Carl… –I'm Jenny Pratt. 11 00:00:38,047 --> 00:00:40,093 Yes. Um, let's go to my office. 12 00:00:40,848 --> 00:00:41,178 Okay. 13 00:00:49,692 --> 00:00:53,425 There were a dozen eyewitnesses, and they all tell the same story. 14 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:56,368 Dwayne Willis was brought in a little before 9:00 p.m. 15 00:00:56,408 --> 00:00:58,103 They strapped him down on the table 16 00:00:58,143 --> 00:01:01,937 and hooked up the two I.Vs, one in each arm. 17 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:06,562 The first drug is supposed to render the condemned man unconscious. 18 00:01:06,943 --> 00:01:07,603 It didn't. 19 00:01:08,445 --> 00:01:10,029 It was now 10 past 9:00. 20 00:01:10,683 --> 00:01:13,879 The drugs had been going into him for nearly ten minutes. 21 00:01:13,919 --> 00:01:17,153 That's when officer Holt started getting worried. 22 00:01:17,588 --> 00:01:18,776 More time goes by. 23 00:01:18,925 --> 00:01:22,687 Willis has been hooked up to the drip for 20 minutes now. 24 00:01:23,094 --> 00:01:23,764 He's still conscious. 25 00:01:23,804 --> 00:01:25,963 An argument breaks out. 26 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,700 The tech wants to pull the I.Vs out and try again. 27 00:01:29,861 --> 00:01:33,029 Another guard says no, just increase the dosage. 28 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:41,617 And then Willis starts thrashing around. 29 00:01:42,418 --> 00:01:45,657 His chest is heaving. He is gasping, choking. It's horrifying. 30 00:01:45,697 --> 00:01:48,190 And Holt says, “do something”… 31 00:01:48,694 --> 00:01:51,260 But nobody knows what to do. 32 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:54,366 Willis has been hooked up for a half-hour now. 33 00:01:54,965 --> 00:01:56,681 He's not even unconscious. 34 00:01:57,002 --> 00:01:58,935 He's gagging and thrashing, 35 00:01:59,405 --> 00:02:01,671 and that's when Holt just snapped. 36 00:02:04,219 --> 00:02:06,661 He fired one round into Willis' head. 37 00:02:10,691 --> 00:02:12,143 Willis died instantly. 38 00:02:14,363 --> 00:02:15,460 He's charged with murder two, 39 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,496 but the D.A. is willing to knock it down to manslaughter, 40 00:02:18,536 --> 00:02:21,098 only Holt won't take the deal. –Ms Pratt… 41 00:02:21,138 --> 00:02:23,675 –Jenny. –There must be many lawyers in Virginia 42 00:02:23,715 --> 00:02:26,645 who could do this. –Yeah, I need an advocate who can speak forcefully 43 00:02:26,685 --> 00:02:28,714 against the death penalty itself. 44 00:02:28,754 --> 00:02:32,043 Jenny, whatever one's feelings are on the death penalty… 45 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:34,216 –For it. –…it's moot here. 46 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,492 Your client… carried out a death sentence, 47 00:02:38,155 --> 00:02:42,379 albeit in a unique fashion. –But the legal issue is also unique. 48 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:43,630 I mean, is it even possible 49 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:46,893 to murder a man who's being executed? –Double homicide. Happens all the time. 50 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:50,563 A double homicide is when two people are killed, Denny. 51 00:02:50,702 --> 00:02:51,890 What's your point? 52 00:02:52,237 --> 00:02:53,887 Listen, Jenny, I'm not s— 53 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,710 Carl, Virginia is a swing state, 54 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,972 and I've always wanted to swing. –Denny. 55 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,882 Carl, we need to bond. Hell, man, this is our last season. 56 00:03:00,922 --> 00:03:03,694 If there's one thing I've learned in life, 57 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,658 it's never, ever say no to a road trip. 58 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:25,759 Boston Legal 5×09 Kill, Baby, Kill QA, sync improvements: ΤΖΩΤΖΙΟΥ 59 00:04:02,322 --> 00:04:05,028 I just couldn't watch him suffer anymore. 60 00:04:05,451 --> 00:04:08,321 If I had to do it over again, I'd do the same thing. 61 00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:10,921 –You only fired the one shot? –Yes. 62 00:04:11,057 --> 00:04:14,895 We could go with defense of others, but since you went into the room 63 00:04:14,935 --> 00:04:18,631 to participate in executing the man, I don't think that— 64 00:04:18,864 --> 00:04:20,844 I didn't go in to torture him. 65 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,739 Mm. Another approach, uh, would be a version of diminished capacity. 66 00:04:24,779 --> 00:04:27,947 You were overcome with compassion… –In Virginia? 67 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,613 Moreover, your years of witnessing executions 68 00:04:32,078 --> 00:04:34,124 could have taken a mental toll. 69 00:04:34,914 --> 00:04:36,300 I'm not arguing that. 70 00:04:37,585 --> 00:04:39,813 Um, how about… Simple temporary insanity? 71 00:04:39,853 --> 00:04:42,290 You saw a man suffering. You snapped. You w— 72 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:45,696 No, I knew exactly what I did while I was doing it. 73 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:46,846 I'd do it again. 74 00:04:50,062 --> 00:04:52,438 We don't have a lot to go with here. 75 00:04:52,478 --> 00:04:54,128 I won't say I was insane. 76 00:05:13,183 --> 00:05:14,653 You want us to just cut him loose? 77 00:05:14,693 --> 00:05:16,655 You make it sound as if he's strung up somewhere. 78 00:05:16,695 --> 00:05:19,425 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. –Mr Sack, uh, you're a stranger here. 79 00:05:19,465 --> 00:05:21,987 I knew it. They plan to play the stranger card. 80 00:05:22,027 --> 00:05:24,271 Aren't we all brothers, my friend? 81 00:05:26,063 --> 00:05:28,967 –This is a very serious matter. –Yes, it is. 82 00:05:29,269 --> 00:05:32,165 So I thought perhaps we could be serious for a second. 83 00:05:32,205 --> 00:05:35,835 You don't mean to tell a jury of your fellow Virginians 84 00:05:36,741 --> 00:05:37,704 that shooting a man 85 00:05:37,744 --> 00:05:40,474 the Commonwealth was in the process of killing 86 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:43,284 was murder or manslaughter or in fact any crime at all? 87 00:05:43,324 --> 00:05:46,313 –It was a crime, according to the law. –Understood, 88 00:05:46,353 --> 00:05:49,090 but a D.A. has discretion whether to charge, do they not? 89 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,984 –Good ones do. –Well, he looks good. 90 00:05:51,024 --> 00:05:53,094 –He looks great. –Best I've seen. –Me, too. 91 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:56,394 Look… I am not dismissing the charges. 92 00:05:56,404 --> 00:05:59,762 He is going on trial for murder. –You're not my brother anymore, 93 00:05:59,802 --> 00:06:03,762 which I believe leaves me free to have sex with your sister. 94 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:05,762 We try to make our cases fun. 95 00:06:13,037 --> 00:06:16,667 –I can't thank you enough for seeing me, Alan. –Please. 96 00:06:19,474 --> 00:06:23,105 So I hear you've become quite the busy man these days, huh? 97 00:06:23,145 --> 00:06:24,212 Big lawyer. 98 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:26,711 A celebrity of sorts? 99 00:06:26,751 --> 00:06:29,251 –Oh, well, no. –Well, you look great. 100 00:06:29,261 --> 00:06:33,485 –Thank you. –You know, I always figured you to age fat and bald. 101 00:06:33,957 --> 00:06:35,053 Well, I was lucky enough 102 00:06:35,093 --> 00:06:37,667 to stave off the evil that so ages men. 103 00:06:38,762 --> 00:06:41,498 –Which is? –Marriage. 104 00:06:42,419 --> 00:06:43,607 What's up, Martha? 105 00:06:45,511 --> 00:06:47,941 Well, unfortunately, I was fired from my job. 106 00:06:47,981 --> 00:06:50,414 A very good job, I might add. 107 00:06:50,424 --> 00:06:52,979 I was district sales manager for a software company, 108 00:06:53,019 --> 00:06:55,515 in line to become regional sales manager. 109 00:06:55,555 --> 00:06:57,685 Now I know that this may be hard to prove, 110 00:06:57,725 --> 00:07:00,955 but I think I got fired because I voted for John McCain. 111 00:07:00,995 --> 00:07:04,592 My boss and I, we got into this big fight over the election. 112 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:11,670 And as soon as I told him who I voted for, he just got this look of disgust on his face, as… 113 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:16,234 Not entirely dissimilar to the expression on your face at the moment. 114 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,690 But anyway, uh, so he fired me. 115 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,960 Did he, uh, give you a reason? 116 00:07:21,016 --> 00:07:23,645 No. No, they don't have to give a reason anymore. 117 00:07:23,685 --> 00:07:25,947 They're advised by their labor lawyers not to. 118 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,957 But I know it was because I voted for McCain. 119 00:07:28,971 --> 00:07:31,083 I can feel it in my bones, Alan. 120 00:07:32,676 --> 00:07:34,797 And the prisoner started gasping for breath 121 00:07:34,837 --> 00:07:36,532 and moving around on the table. 122 00:07:36,572 --> 00:07:38,408 –Is that uncommon? –It's happened before. 123 00:07:38,448 --> 00:07:42,643 No two lethal injections ever seem to go exactly the same way. 124 00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:44,874 There was a lot of screaming and yelling. 125 00:07:44,914 --> 00:07:47,281 Officer Holt became very… upset. 126 00:07:48,284 --> 00:07:52,391 Then he suddenly pulled out his gun and shot the prisoner in the head. 127 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,665 Are you familiar with the case Emmett v. Johnson? 128 00:07:56,659 --> 00:07:57,196 I've heard of it. 129 00:07:57,236 --> 00:08:00,800 Something like lethal injection is cruel and barbaric. 130 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,336 Something like. According to briefs filed in that case, 131 00:08:03,376 --> 00:08:06,298 Virginia's method in particular carries a greater risk 132 00:08:06,338 --> 00:08:08,841 of inflicting pain than the method used in Kentucky, 133 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:12,079 which the supreme court approved. –Our methods are substantially the same. 134 00:08:12,119 --> 00:08:16,140 The briefing includes evidence that members of the death team, 135 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,811 including, I assume, you, don't understand how the drugs work, 136 00:08:18,851 --> 00:08:20,954 don't know how to properly administer an I.V. 137 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:23,581 and don't know how to correctly observe the inmate 138 00:08:23,621 --> 00:08:27,528 during the execution to determine if anything is going wrong. 139 00:08:27,568 --> 00:08:29,730 That's… That's an argument in a lawsuit. 140 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:33,559 There's another argument on the other side. Why don't you read that? 141 00:08:33,599 --> 00:08:36,772 Oh, I'm sure there is. Are you aware that a prominent medical society 142 00:08:36,812 --> 00:08:39,300 has found Virginia's method of execution unacceptable? 143 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:42,010 I know doctors have an issue with the death penalty 144 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:47,000 in general, so it wouldn't surprise me if some physicians' group said that. 145 00:08:47,008 --> 00:08:50,048 Neither would I, except the group I'm referring to happens to be 146 00:08:50,088 --> 00:08:52,992 the American veterinary medical association. 147 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:56,359 Some vets have banned your lethal injection protocol 148 00:08:56,399 --> 00:08:58,328 because the method Virginia uses on humans 149 00:08:58,368 --> 00:09:02,203 is considered too barbaric to be used on cats and dogs. –Objection. 150 00:09:02,243 --> 00:09:05,871 The A.V.M.A. has said that their report was misinterpreted. 151 00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:06,571 Sustained. 152 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,886 Mr Sack, this case is not about the legitimacy of the death penalty. 153 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,980 And if that's where you're coming from, 154 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:17,385 you can tuck in your little tail and head on back to Massachusetts. 155 00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:19,854 Your honor, I'm very proud of my home state… 156 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:21,864 Home of the Red Sox, the Patriots, Mitt. 157 00:09:21,904 --> 00:09:25,194 –We take our laws here in Virginia very seriously, sir. –Do you take this case seriously? 158 00:09:25,234 --> 00:09:27,837 Show of hands. Because, you know, it is a bit silly. 159 00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:31,767 –Objection. –There's a man on trial here for trying to kill somebody 160 00:09:31,807 --> 00:09:32,777 the state was already killing. 161 00:09:32,817 --> 00:09:35,145 If anything, my client accomplished the death penalty. 162 00:09:35,185 --> 00:09:38,116 –Mr Sack… –…the legitimacy of which I certainly would never question, 163 00:09:38,156 --> 00:09:40,084 particularly in Virginia. –Your honor! 164 00:09:40,124 --> 00:09:43,017 Oh, how about torture? Are we for that? 165 00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:45,357 –I'm warning you. –Because this man was being tortured, 166 00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:47,258 that's why my client pulled the trigger… –Objection, your honor! 167 00:09:47,298 --> 00:09:48,927 –Order. Order! Order! –Objection! 168 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:51,159 To spare horrendous suffering! 169 00:09:51,461 --> 00:09:54,167 Get control of the room, will you, judge? 170 00:09:55,109 --> 00:09:55,637 Bailiff. 171 00:10:14,538 --> 00:10:15,967 Blanks. What's his problem? 172 00:10:16,007 --> 00:10:18,911 How'd you even get the gun in the courtroom? 173 00:10:19,776 --> 00:10:20,502 Oh, please. 174 00:10:20,545 --> 00:10:24,680 –Denny… What are you doing? –Will you relax? 175 00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,311 Like I said, firstly, it was blanks, 176 00:10:27,351 --> 00:10:29,082 secondly… this is Virginia. 177 00:10:29,122 --> 00:10:33,420 My approval rating went up in that room. I'm a hero to those people. 178 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:37,486 I couldn't be more popular if I got kids to smoke cigarettes. 179 00:10:37,496 --> 00:10:41,432 Carl, don't leave me here. I can't swing in here. 180 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,733 Alan's way more fun. 181 00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:56,345 –I appreciate you making the time to see me. –Oh, sure. 182 00:10:56,346 --> 00:11:00,819 Well, actually, my lawyer told me not to see you, but I never listen to him anyway. 183 00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:05,677 No, you certainly didn't bother to consult with him before firing Martha. 184 00:11:05,689 --> 00:11:08,725 –Nice try. –Why did you fire her, Mr Feldcamp? 185 00:11:09,026 --> 00:11:10,478 It wasn't working out. 186 00:11:10,624 --> 00:11:13,822 –How so? –Oh, hard to say. You know, as an employer, 187 00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:15,766 you sometimes get a feel for an employee, 188 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:17,301 and with Martha… Hard worker, 189 00:11:17,341 --> 00:11:19,771 but she was never gonna make the next step, 190 00:11:19,811 --> 00:11:22,707 and in this company, you either move up or you move out. 191 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:25,717 Martha's of the impression that you fired her 192 00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:29,209 because she voted for John McCain in the election. 193 00:11:29,846 --> 00:11:33,278 She's mistaken. Look, I voted for McCain, all right? 194 00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:35,762 Martha simply wasn't working out. 195 00:11:36,386 --> 00:11:40,722 There must be a reason you didn't think she was working out. 196 00:11:42,428 --> 00:11:45,498 If I have to depose you to force an answer, I can do so, 197 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,046 but you seem to be rather forthcoming. 198 00:11:48,156 --> 00:11:50,268 Why not just tell me now? –Okay. 199 00:11:54,785 --> 00:11:55,581 She's stupid. 200 00:11:55,621 --> 00:11:58,063 And as for evidence of her stupidity? 201 00:11:59,391 --> 00:12:01,173 Oh, God, I could cite many. 202 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,938 –Cite one. –She voted for Mccain. 203 00:12:04,196 --> 00:12:05,978 You said you voted for him. 204 00:12:06,598 --> 00:12:07,235 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I did. 205 00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:10,930 I voted for him because I like his policies on nuclear energy, 206 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,099 because I believed he'd make 207 00:12:12,139 --> 00:12:14,901 a better commander in chief in times of war, 208 00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:17,119 because I trusted his experience. 209 00:12:17,743 --> 00:12:20,909 But Martha voted for Mccain because she found Sarah Palin to be… spunky. 210 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:24,645 So you admit you fired her because of who she voted for. 211 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:27,149 No, I fired her because she is stupid. 212 00:12:27,189 --> 00:12:29,459 Look, I got a bad feeling about her, you know? 213 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,829 It's plain and simple. –I'm starting to get a bad feeling about you. 214 00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:36,367 Well, then it's lucky for me that you're not my boss. 215 00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:40,398 Look, are we done? –No, I'm afraid we're not done. 216 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:43,711 Rather, it seems we're just beginning. 217 00:12:43,839 --> 00:12:46,677 Look, Mr Shore, I fire people all the time, 218 00:12:46,775 --> 00:12:48,953 and some of them go on to sue me. 219 00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:52,255 This is an at-will employment here. It's my will. 220 00:12:52,295 --> 00:12:55,463 So if you want to file a lawsuit, join the club. 221 00:12:56,102 --> 00:12:58,472 Oh, I'm not a member of any club, I assure you. 222 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,756 I tend to stick out. I don't mind. 223 00:13:01,506 --> 00:13:05,238 It makes me more memorable. You'll remember me, Mr Feldcamp. 224 00:13:05,278 --> 00:13:08,710 Mm. Yeah, don't let the door hit you on the way out. 225 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:17,754 First is sodium thiopental, which is a barbiturate. 226 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:19,853 Next comes pancuronium bromide, 227 00:13:19,893 --> 00:13:22,688 a muscle relaxant that paralyzes the diaphragm 228 00:13:22,728 --> 00:13:23,524 and thus stops breathing. 229 00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:25,534 Then potassium chloride is injected, 230 00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:29,264 and that stops the heart. –But that's not what happened here. 231 00:13:29,304 --> 00:13:31,174 –Not exactly. –What did happen? 232 00:13:31,214 --> 00:13:34,169 Well, the technician who started the I.V. on the prisoner 233 00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:36,812 missed the vein in one arm, and in the other arm, 234 00:13:36,852 --> 00:13:38,782 he stuck the needle through the prisoner's vein 235 00:13:38,822 --> 00:13:41,852 and into his muscle tissue. –Do you know of other botched executions 236 00:13:41,892 --> 00:13:46,446 using the lethal injection method? –There have been too many to list. 237 00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:49,260 This is something that should be done by doctors, 238 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,855 but doctors refuse to do it on ethical grounds. –But, I mean, to be fair, 239 00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:54,098 in most instances where lethal injection is used, 240 00:13:54,138 --> 00:13:58,626 the condemned man just sort of drifts off to sleep without incident. 241 00:13:58,806 --> 00:14:00,876 It's more likely that the paralytic agent 242 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,886 simply prevents prisoners from communicating. 243 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,473 In fact, they could be suffocating, 244 00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,747 suffering excruciating pain during the procedure. 245 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,786 They're just unable to scream. 246 00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:13,748 How many of these so-called botched executions 247 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,570 occurred in Virginia? –One. 248 00:14:15,725 --> 00:14:18,195 And the supreme court has approved the method 249 00:14:18,235 --> 00:14:21,456 of lethal injection used in the Commonwealth of Virginia? 250 00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:25,963 –And we know they're such sticklers. –Mr Sack, I will hold you in contempt. 251 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:28,873 And the supreme court has not approved prison guards 252 00:14:28,913 --> 00:14:32,011 shooting condemned prisoners in the head, have they? –Has anybody asked them? 253 00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:36,473 Now look, we all know things went wrong here. That's not the point. 254 00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:38,888 I will repeat, the question here is, 255 00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,819 do we simply give prison guards the right 256 00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:43,697 to just whip out their guns and blast away? 257 00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:50,464 Well, thank you, your honor, for framing the issue in such a neutral and impartial way. 258 00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:03,972 –Why do you need my help? –Well, I don't probably. 259 00:15:04,243 --> 00:15:08,645 It's just Denny's out of town and… –Will you give up, ever? 260 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,711 I have no one to share private thoughts with tonight on the balcony. 261 00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:14,551 Shirley, this man Feldcamp… 262 00:15:15,988 --> 00:15:17,984 The unfettered, smug arrogance… 263 00:15:18,024 --> 00:15:21,126 He could almost make Rudy Giuliani seem humble. 264 00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:22,779 Come on. It'll be fun. 265 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:25,426 He really fired her because of how she voted? 266 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:29,802 Well, he's claiming it's stupidity, but yes, I think he did. 267 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:35,508 –And what exactly would my role be? –Why do you say it with such distrust? 268 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,551 Because I can smell a dog on the sniff. 269 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:43,172 Don't be ridiculous. You're almost old enough to be my mother 270 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,531 or one of my mother's friends… 271 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:48,657 The one who used to sunbathe naked by the pool. 272 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:52,532 So you want to march into court tomorrow, 273 00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:56,360 the two of us side by side, and fight for a woman who… 274 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,381 Who voted for John McCain. 275 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,480 He all but admitted to me, your honor, 276 00:16:11,783 --> 00:16:15,080 that he fired her because she voted for John McCain. 277 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,283 He made no such admission. The basis was her stupidity. 278 00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:21,161 Yes, and the evidence of that was her vote. 279 00:16:21,259 --> 00:16:25,590 Look, they got into a big political debate three days before— –During which, the plaintiff 280 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,734 further displayed a complete lack of intellect, 281 00:16:27,774 --> 00:16:29,736 which prompted my client— –Because she didn't share 282 00:16:29,776 --> 00:16:33,164 your client's political point of view. –My client voted for Mccain. 283 00:16:33,204 --> 00:16:37,935 Your honor, my client is a republican who was happy with Ms Headly's vote, 284 00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:41,282 but nonetheless, could not ignore that she was… Well, dumb. 285 00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:43,214 –How dare you? –Ms Headly. 286 00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:46,326 –He just called me dumb and stupid. –Ms Headly. 287 00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,850 Mr Davidson, as I read the affidavit, 288 00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:52,927 it does seem like she was fired for her political opinions. 289 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:55,871 Free speech is not a right in the workplace. 290 00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:58,145 People are hired for their opinions and perceived intellect. 291 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,781 That's why we have interviews, to determine whether we like 292 00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:04,810 what comes out of their mouths. –Listen, the fact is, this woman did get hired, 293 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:09,008 and then she was discharged for exactly as you say, your honor, 294 00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:09,773 her political opinion. 295 00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,776 All right, I want to hear Ms Headly on the stand, 296 00:17:12,816 --> 00:17:15,852 and I want to hear exactly how this went down. 297 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:16,879 Let's go. 298 00:17:20,055 --> 00:17:21,045 It seemed like… 299 00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:23,479 I don't know, like… 300 00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:27,430 Like it had gone past the point of torture even. 301 00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:30,903 I just… I couldn't watch him suffer anymore. 302 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,261 So I, um… 303 00:17:34,038 --> 00:17:35,028 I took him out. 304 00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:36,476 Did you stop to think, sir, 305 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:39,805 that you were breaking the law by— –No, no, no, no, no. 306 00:17:39,845 --> 00:17:42,419 All I could see was a person suffering, 307 00:17:43,515 --> 00:17:45,429 just way beyond the point of… 308 00:17:46,885 --> 00:17:47,941 It was inhumane. 309 00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:51,369 Somebody had to do something. 310 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:55,356 I yelled at the others, but they just stood there, so… 311 00:17:56,095 --> 00:17:57,057 It just wasn't right. 312 00:17:57,097 --> 00:18:00,331 You decided all by yourself to take a human life. 313 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,130 No, the… the man was dying anyway, 314 00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:04,942 I made the decision to be humane about it. 315 00:18:06,272 --> 00:18:09,145 I see. I've prosecuted two doctors who made the same decision. 316 00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:15,048 They had terminal patients in agony, so they decided to hasten their deaths. 317 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,482 In fact, I believe your family faced a similar situation. 318 00:18:22,592 --> 00:18:26,552 You had an aunt who was dying of ovarian cancer. Am I right? 319 00:18:26,994 --> 00:18:29,701 –Yes. –And there were those in your family 320 00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,381 who wanted to put her on a morphine drip 321 00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:36,271 to speed things up because she was suffering so. 322 00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:38,440 Is that true? –Yes. 323 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,486 What was your position there? Do you remember? 324 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:46,673 –I was against it. –You thought it was murder, didn't you? 325 00:18:46,852 --> 00:18:49,228 You told your mother and the doctor, 326 00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:54,224 “only God gets to make that call.” 327 00:18:54,853 --> 00:18:58,615 Do you now amend that to “God and correctional officers”? 328 00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:11,300 We got into this huge argument on nuclear energy. 329 00:19:11,469 --> 00:19:16,155 I'm against it, and he's for it. Now that argument somehow got replaced 330 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,726 by some brouhaha on the war. I'm against it, and he's for it. 331 00:19:21,872 --> 00:19:22,742 And that segued into taxes, 332 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:25,245 and he doesn't think he should have to pay any, 333 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:29,873 and I said to him that if he— –So you had a lot of political differences? 334 00:19:29,913 --> 00:19:30,507 Yes. Yes. 335 00:19:31,582 --> 00:19:33,496 Well, then the very next day, 336 00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:36,922 after I did inform him that I voted for Mccain, 337 00:19:37,421 --> 00:19:38,651 he called me a complete idiot. 338 00:19:38,691 --> 00:19:41,067 Uh, Mr Feldcamp called you an idiot? 339 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,453 –A complete one. –And then what happened? 340 00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:46,746 Well, not long after that, he walked into my office 341 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,842 and he fired me. 342 00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:50,127 Have you ever had any yearly reviews 343 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:53,401 with respect to your employment with Mr Feldcamp? 344 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,057 Yes. 345 00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:56,253 How'd they go? 346 00:19:56,933 --> 00:20:01,365 Okay. He said I could perform better and he said sales could be higher. 347 00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:03,808 But in this economy? Come on. You know that. 348 00:20:03,848 --> 00:20:05,610 It's bad everywhere. I mean, it's, like, 349 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:08,238 the number one problem in this country right now. 350 00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:11,015 So you consider the economy to be the number one problem 351 00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:13,048 in the country? –Yes, I do. 352 00:20:14,718 --> 00:20:23,660 Mm. If I may ask, how does John McCain's economic policy differ from Barack Obama's? 353 00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:25,624 Taxes… 354 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:28,926 And, um… 355 00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:35,593 Well I'm not exactly sure what else, to be honest. 356 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:38,471 Well, if you consider it to be the number one problem in the country… 357 00:20:38,511 --> 00:20:41,508 Look, even despite how they all say they'll be different, 358 00:20:41,548 --> 00:20:44,228 they all do the same thing once they get elected. You know that. 359 00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:47,627 You were an ardent Hillary Clinton supporter, 360 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,268 were you not? –Yes, I was, proudly. 361 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:53,237 And according to your coworkers, you crossed over to Mccain 362 00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:55,399 primarily because of Sarah Palin. –Yes. 363 00:20:55,439 --> 00:20:58,202 Because her policies were consistent with Hillary's? 364 00:20:58,242 --> 00:21:00,642 Because I was impressed with her. 365 00:21:00,652 --> 00:21:02,773 And because she strikes me as a real American, 366 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,991 which is what this country needs. 367 00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:06,580 And you liked her spunk. 368 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:09,207 And the country needs spunk, too, yes. 369 00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:19,427 Another Saturday night 370 00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:23,450 I don't have a good feeling on this one, Denny. 371 00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,129 Virginia is not being nice to me. 372 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,767 A little constructive criticism? 373 00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,095 –Okay. –You're not very good. 374 00:21:33,135 --> 00:21:35,445 Thanks for keeping it constructive. 375 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,701 Well, you're making this a referendum on the death penalty. 376 00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:41,529 You gotta get it through that liberal, democrat skull… 377 00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:43,747 Americans love the death penalty. 378 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,040 –We do? –Yeah, especially these parts. 379 00:21:47,143 --> 00:21:50,113 Hillary and Obama, you know those pinko-heads 380 00:21:51,079 --> 00:21:54,911 couldn't really be pro-death penalty, but they claim they are… 381 00:21:54,951 --> 00:21:57,847 and in fact, almost everyone who runs for president 382 00:21:57,887 --> 00:22:00,395 miraculously is for the death penalty. 383 00:22:01,457 --> 00:22:05,760 Why? 'Cause this is the U.S. of A. Death penalty rules. 384 00:22:05,963 --> 00:22:09,329 Flip the switch, ready, aim, fire, turn up the gas… 385 00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:11,647 It's who we are as a people. 386 00:22:12,268 --> 00:22:14,764 Hell, you… you heard it at the Republican convention. 387 00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:15,926 Kill, baby, kill. 388 00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:18,225 It's our mantra, Carl. 389 00:22:18,309 --> 00:22:20,685 I thought republicans were pro-life. 390 00:22:21,546 --> 00:22:23,988 That's for babies. Criminals we kill. 391 00:22:24,349 --> 00:22:26,646 You're going about this ass backwards. 392 00:22:26,686 --> 00:22:29,986 The argument you want to make to the jury is this… 393 00:22:31,188 --> 00:22:32,838 That, uh, uh, Willis guy, 394 00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:35,930 he wasn't dying the way he was supposed to. 395 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,057 After receiving the injection, the bastard refused to choke out. 396 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,559 So our client finished him off. 397 00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:44,669 Job done, game over, bang. 398 00:22:46,004 --> 00:22:47,852 Preston Holt, American hero. 399 00:22:48,306 --> 00:22:49,428 Kill, baby, kill. 400 00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:53,618 ♫ Some good ole boys having some fun ♫ 401 00:22:58,517 --> 00:22:58,781 Ahh. 402 00:22:59,652 --> 00:23:00,510 Do you think… 403 00:23:01,104 --> 00:23:04,792 Martha and Sarah and Joe the… 404 00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:06,777 Is he an electrician? 405 00:23:07,394 --> 00:23:08,714 Plumber, unlicensed. 406 00:23:09,163 --> 00:23:11,341 Are… are they the real Americans? 407 00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:12,944 Not necessarily. 408 00:23:12,984 --> 00:23:16,020 I think that's what this election just proved, 409 00:23:16,055 --> 00:23:19,223 that real Americans aren't just rural and white. 410 00:23:20,324 --> 00:23:24,614 The portrait of real Americans has been redrawn in this election. 411 00:23:25,365 --> 00:23:28,731 Real Americans are of all ages, races, ethnicities. 412 00:23:29,068 --> 00:23:33,838 They live in cities and apartments as well as… farms. 413 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,222 I… We have a president-elect 414 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:45,894 who fits into no category or demographic whatsoever other than he's an American. 415 00:23:48,897 --> 00:23:50,415 God, I wept that night. 416 00:23:53,376 --> 00:23:54,009 Did you? 417 00:23:55,608 --> 00:24:03,481 No, I just… watched and watched and… Didn't want the night to end. 418 00:24:09,144 --> 00:24:13,064 I already miss Sarah Palin, though. She was fun while she lasted. 419 00:24:13,104 --> 00:24:15,612 I hope they let her keep the wardrobe. 420 00:24:17,908 --> 00:24:19,690 I still have to say though, 421 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:23,978 as heartened as I am by the election and by America… 422 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:27,002 What? 423 00:24:28,457 --> 00:24:33,493 –Martha's a little bit of an idiot. –Shirley, almost 47% of this country 424 00:24:33,744 --> 00:24:34,473 didn't vote for Obama, 425 00:24:34,513 --> 00:24:38,077 perhaps because they disagreed with him on the issues, 426 00:24:38,716 --> 00:24:39,640 which is fine. 427 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:44,024 But some, no doubt, because they thought he was Muslim 428 00:24:44,129 --> 00:24:46,325 with terrorists on his speed dial, 429 00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:49,029 and others because th-they were convinced 430 00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:52,032 he was not only socialist, but even worse, a bad bowler, 431 00:24:52,072 --> 00:24:54,469 and others still because they simply loved 432 00:24:54,509 --> 00:24:58,205 those cream-colored jackets Sarah may have to give back. 433 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:02,843 But there's one thing all those idiots have in common. 434 00:25:02,883 --> 00:25:04,929 –What? –They still get to vote. 435 00:25:15,928 --> 00:25:16,258 What? 436 00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:19,284 Sorry. 437 00:25:21,726 --> 00:25:24,894 Just looking at you under a gently lit sky with… 438 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:30,504 Sharing the same oral fixation Denny and I… 439 00:25:31,468 --> 00:25:33,132 Is it a little game, Alan, 440 00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:38,400 or… or are you really sexually attracted to me? 441 00:25:39,168 --> 00:25:41,256 I'm sexually attracted to you. 442 00:25:43,848 --> 00:25:44,772 I'm in my 60s. 443 00:25:45,117 --> 00:25:47,559 Well, first of all, you're beautiful. 444 00:25:49,056 --> 00:25:53,472 And second, your intellect is… dazzling. 445 00:25:55,104 --> 00:25:58,927 And third, I've seen the naked pictures of you. –Oh, right. 446 00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,673 Let's not discuss the cheerleader outfit. 447 00:26:05,936 --> 00:26:06,464 So if I… 448 00:26:10,176 --> 00:26:12,816 If I wanted to go there, you'd go there? 449 00:26:15,056 --> 00:26:15,848 In a second. 450 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:23,070 Oh, if only Obama had picked you as vice president… 451 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,728 What a world we'd have then. 452 00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:47,424 Look… I can see the defendant's point. 453 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,560 The man was dying anyway. What's the big deal? 454 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:51,857 Well… 455 00:26:52,897 --> 00:26:55,167 What about the doctor or the hospice worker 456 00:26:55,207 --> 00:26:58,573 who wants to speed the death of that cancer patient 457 00:26:58,868 --> 00:26:59,364 dying in agony? 458 00:26:59,404 --> 00:27:02,968 Or what about the nurses who opt to withhold treatment 459 00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:04,811 from those severely retarded infants 460 00:27:04,851 --> 00:27:07,161 who only face a lifetime of misery? 461 00:27:09,113 --> 00:27:10,895 We don't go down that path. 462 00:27:10,983 --> 00:27:14,547 We don't start measuring the quality of people's lives 463 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,230 to decide whether or not they live. 464 00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:21,128 The defendant took the law into his own hands 465 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,956 and murdered somebody. 466 00:27:22,996 --> 00:27:25,174 Nobody gets the right to do that. 467 00:27:25,932 --> 00:27:28,242 Whether the person is on death row, 468 00:27:28,602 --> 00:27:31,242 whether a person has a day left to live, 469 00:27:31,968 --> 00:27:33,618 an hour or even a minute… 470 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,517 You don't get to shoot somebody. 471 00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:40,944 That's the law. 472 00:27:42,864 --> 00:27:43,854 That's the law… 473 00:27:44,768 --> 00:27:47,738 Because of a presumed sanctity of human life? 474 00:27:47,803 --> 00:27:50,245 That sanctity was off the table here. 475 00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:54,946 The life was being executed by the state. 476 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,184 Uh, forgive me, but you know what I think is really going on 477 00:28:01,224 --> 00:28:03,052 is this man doesn't like capital punishment, 478 00:28:03,092 --> 00:28:05,822 and he's trying to bring scrutiny upon it. 479 00:28:05,862 --> 00:28:07,859 It's the only possible explanation. 480 00:28:07,899 --> 00:28:10,994 If he can get you to say this execution was wrong, 481 00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:13,138 well, that's one step from saying, 482 00:28:13,178 --> 00:28:16,742 “gee, maybe executions are wrong.” –That's ridiculous. 483 00:28:16,824 --> 00:28:19,208 More ridiculous than accusing a man of murdering someone 484 00:28:19,248 --> 00:28:20,766 who was being executed? 485 00:28:20,928 --> 00:28:23,016 Let's not kid ourselves. There are those out there 486 00:28:23,056 --> 00:28:25,185 trying to get rid of capital punishment. 487 00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:27,997 And I would suspect they have to be tricky 488 00:28:28,152 --> 00:28:31,980 because they know we the people are overwhelmingly for it. 489 00:28:31,988 --> 00:28:34,151 We the people know the death penalty 490 00:28:34,191 --> 00:28:36,831 is one of the things that makes America… 491 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,017 well, America. 492 00:28:39,628 --> 00:28:41,912 Not many countries have it, you know? 493 00:28:41,952 --> 00:28:43,837 We're… we're the only westernized country left. 494 00:28:43,877 --> 00:28:47,256 And it's not easy being in the company of Iraq, 495 00:28:47,472 --> 00:28:49,914 China, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Sudan. 496 00:28:52,152 --> 00:28:54,944 And I'll admit, the reasons for abolishing capital punishment 497 00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:55,813 are compelling. 498 00:28:55,853 --> 00:28:58,116 It costs us hundreds of millions of dollars, 499 00:28:58,156 --> 00:29:00,392 up to six times more than life imprisonment. 500 00:29:00,432 --> 00:29:01,435 It doesn't seem to deter crime. 501 00:29:01,475 --> 00:29:05,263 Murder rates are actually lower in non-death-penalty States. 502 00:29:05,303 --> 00:29:05,932 It's well-known. 503 00:29:05,972 --> 00:29:08,105 Canada's homicide rate fell 40% 504 00:29:08,174 --> 00:29:10,748 after they abolished the death penalty. 505 00:29:11,477 --> 00:29:13,800 We botch executions a lot. 506 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,796 Medical evidence now shows 507 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,674 that even when they go off without a hitch, 508 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,871 the executed suffer perhaps excruciating pain. 509 00:29:21,911 --> 00:29:25,374 There are many reasons to do away with capital punishment. 510 00:29:25,414 --> 00:29:27,790 But we don't because, let's face it, 511 00:29:28,951 --> 00:29:31,121 the death penalty? It's who we are as a people. 512 00:29:31,161 --> 00:29:33,482 We're an eye-for-an-eye kind of nation, 513 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:36,030 and we don't have to apologize for it. 514 00:29:36,091 --> 00:29:38,335 Listen, if somebody killed my son… 515 00:29:39,095 --> 00:29:41,339 We believe in executing murderers. 516 00:29:42,288 --> 00:29:44,880 It's… Justice. 517 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,713 The only thing my client did here 518 00:29:48,405 --> 00:29:50,108 was carry out the state's mission. 519 00:29:50,148 --> 00:29:52,788 It makes no sense to be prosecuting him. 520 00:29:53,579 --> 00:29:56,813 The only conceivable explanation is that this man 521 00:29:57,450 --> 00:30:01,410 is insidiously trying to bring scrutiny on the death penalty 522 00:30:01,728 --> 00:30:05,088 because he secretly… is against it. 523 00:30:17,656 --> 00:30:20,048 No, look, as I said to her lawyer over there, 524 00:30:20,088 --> 00:30:22,388 I like Martha Headly. Nice lady. 525 00:30:22,523 --> 00:30:26,429 But my God, sales is about selling, it's about relating to people. 526 00:30:26,469 --> 00:30:28,798 She doesn't even read the newspaper. –Well, George Bush doesn't read the paper. 527 00:30:28,838 --> 00:30:31,460 I'd never hire George Bush. Would anybody? 528 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,944 And yet you voted for John McCain, who supports— 529 00:30:33,984 --> 00:30:36,321 No, no, no, no, no. This is not about politics. 530 00:30:36,361 --> 00:30:38,516 This is about being smart or not smart, 531 00:30:38,556 --> 00:30:41,059 and she is the latter. –But, Mr Feldcamp, to be fair, 532 00:30:41,099 --> 00:30:44,729 you're basing your conclusion on her political opinion. 533 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,363 No, what I'm saying 534 00:30:45,403 --> 00:30:47,166 is that whatever your opinion is about anything, 535 00:30:47,206 --> 00:30:50,794 at least be able to defend it, and failing that, articulate it. 536 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:53,166 Martha's never been the brightest bulb in the tanning booth, 537 00:30:53,206 --> 00:30:56,109 but when she talks politics, I, you know, I just cringe. 538 00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:58,912 I go, “how can I have a person like that working for me?” 539 00:30:58,952 --> 00:31:00,981 Well, guess what. My company. I don't have to. 540 00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:04,544 Do you make all your employees defend their political beliefs? 541 00:31:04,584 --> 00:31:06,954 Not all my employees launch into them. 542 00:31:06,994 --> 00:31:10,808 But had she defended hers better, she might— –Look, look, look, for 16 months, 543 00:31:10,848 --> 00:31:11,878 she just went prancing around 544 00:31:11,918 --> 00:31:13,352 talking Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, 545 00:31:13,392 --> 00:31:15,812 and then she railed against Obama's inexperience 546 00:31:15,852 --> 00:31:17,516 all throughout the primaries, 547 00:31:17,556 --> 00:31:20,118 and then out comes some moose hunter from Alaska. 548 00:31:20,158 --> 00:31:22,261 She knows nothing about Sarah Palin 549 00:31:22,301 --> 00:31:25,289 or about John Mccain. What does that say about her? –Sarah? 550 00:31:25,329 --> 00:31:26,253 –No. –Hillary? 551 00:31:26,465 --> 00:31:28,688 Her! What does it say about a person 552 00:31:28,728 --> 00:31:31,094 who can be so arbitrary, so fickle? 553 00:31:31,104 --> 00:31:33,367 And this is about stuff she actually felt strongly about. 554 00:31:33,407 --> 00:31:35,628 I'll tell you what it says. She is an idiot. 555 00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,862 You know, let somebody else hire her. 556 00:31:37,902 --> 00:31:39,684 I don't think it'll be you. 557 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,467 How dare you let him go off on me 558 00:31:42,507 --> 00:31:43,310 like that in a courtroom. 559 00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:46,224 –I didn't let him go off. –Yes, you did. 560 00:31:46,224 --> 00:31:48,187 He was bellowing that I was an idiot, 561 00:31:48,227 --> 00:31:51,189 and you just sat there, and so did you… Of all people. 562 00:31:51,229 --> 00:31:53,025 Now wait. What's that supposed to mean? 563 00:31:53,065 --> 00:31:55,441 It means that it was blatant sexism. 564 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,750 And I expected more from a person of your caliber. 565 00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:02,912 –Now hold on here. –Is that the kind of lawyer you are? 566 00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:04,668 Is that the kind of woman? 567 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:08,592 Honey, the sexist in all this is you. –Me? 568 00:32:08,592 --> 00:32:11,947 Yeah. You claim to be a staunch Hillary Clinton supporter. 569 00:32:11,987 --> 00:32:13,491 You… You walked into that booth 570 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:16,293 and voted against everything Hillary stands for, and why? 571 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,262 Because the republicans added to their ticket 572 00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:20,591 someone they referred to at the convention 573 00:32:20,631 --> 00:32:22,831 as “the hot chick.” –Oh. 574 00:32:23,335 --> 00:32:26,888 So you just sit quiet and let me get brutalized on the stand… 575 00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,057 I sat there for two reasons. 576 00:32:28,097 --> 00:32:31,296 First, there was no valid objection to be made. 577 00:32:31,728 --> 00:32:32,792 And second? 578 00:32:33,548 --> 00:32:34,670 You are an idiot. 579 00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:45,910 At-will employment means exactly that, your honor. 580 00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:47,564 At the employer's will. 581 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:53,664 Certainly, we can't fire anybody for race or ethnicity. 582 00:32:53,664 --> 00:32:56,700 But, well, intellect or a person's lack of it? 583 00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:59,338 Bosses fire people all the time for that. 584 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:00,500 But, Mr Davidson, 585 00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:03,635 to fire someone for their political opinion is still— 586 00:33:03,675 --> 00:33:06,805 Your honor, if I may, that's one way to look at this. 587 00:33:06,845 --> 00:33:09,507 The other way… Are we saying that stupidity 588 00:33:09,547 --> 00:33:11,791 can never be grounds for discharge 589 00:33:12,048 --> 00:33:13,808 when it's cloaked in political content? 590 00:33:13,848 --> 00:33:16,248 He's the boss. It's his company. 591 00:33:16,344 --> 00:33:19,619 So as long as he stays within the law, 592 00:33:19,659 --> 00:33:22,040 he gets to hire and fire who he wants. 593 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,400 The unassailable right to vote 594 00:33:24,528 --> 00:33:26,783 is the core principle of any democracy. 595 00:33:26,823 --> 00:33:29,386 And people have the right to cast their ballot 596 00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:31,592 for whomever they want… For good reasons 597 00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:33,999 or for bad reasons or for no reason at all. 598 00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:36,224 Let's face it, your honor, we as a nation 599 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:39,920 are horribly uninformed when it comes to politics. 600 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,122 Approximately one-third of the people in this country, 601 00:33:43,162 --> 00:33:43,832 people of voting age, 602 00:33:43,872 --> 00:33:45,801 couldn't tell you the name of our current vice president. 603 00:33:45,841 --> 00:33:48,800 Now admittedly, some of us like to block it out, but 604 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,248 even so, only two in five adult Americans 605 00:33:52,248 --> 00:33:54,104 know we have three branches of government. 606 00:33:54,144 --> 00:33:56,096 And Mr Feldcamp expects his employees 607 00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:59,370 to actually know the political issues of the day? 608 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:00,834 Well, today our news programs 609 00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:03,448 consist solely of sensational headlines 610 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:04,212 and sound bites. 611 00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:06,348 People forego newspapers for the internet, 612 00:34:06,388 --> 00:34:08,711 where instead of relying on credentialed journalists, 613 00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:12,081 they turn to these bloggers… Sort of entry-level life-forms 614 00:34:12,121 --> 00:34:16,116 that intellectually have yet to emerge from the primordial ooze. 615 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:18,461 This is how we've gotten the elected officials we've gotten 616 00:34:18,501 --> 00:34:20,689 We've never really cared about issues. Come on. 617 00:34:20,729 --> 00:34:24,225 We're more concerned with how Hillary looks in a pantsuit, 618 00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,112 or whether Barack can bowl. 619 00:34:26,112 --> 00:34:28,942 We don't always go for the best or the brightest. 620 00:34:28,982 --> 00:34:31,645 We elect the guy we'd most like to have a beer with 621 00:34:31,685 --> 00:34:33,974 or the gal we'd most like to feel up in the back of the car. 622 00:34:34,014 --> 00:34:37,016 Now I certainly wouldn't pick my airline pilot that way 623 00:34:37,056 --> 00:34:39,192 or my accountant or doctor, 624 00:34:39,192 --> 00:34:41,362 but for my president, so often, it's, 625 00:34:41,402 --> 00:34:43,531 “give me the blue-collar, lunch-bucket, good ol' boy 626 00:34:43,571 --> 00:34:45,728 who fits in best at the pancake breakfast.” 627 00:34:45,768 --> 00:34:46,738 The problem with Mr Feldcamp, 628 00:34:46,778 --> 00:34:49,666 and forgive me, I hesitate to say this about anybody, 629 00:34:49,706 --> 00:34:51,509 but he's an elitist. –Objection. 630 00:34:51,549 --> 00:34:53,792 I realize that's much worse than being called stupid. 631 00:34:53,832 --> 00:34:56,208 Mr Shore, let's stay on message. 632 00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:58,111 The message is, we vote for who we like. 633 00:34:58,151 --> 00:35:01,305 It's as simple as that. We don't need to have a reason. 634 00:35:01,345 --> 00:35:02,475 It's as simple as that. 635 00:35:02,515 --> 00:35:05,178 The founding fathers did not form a meritocracy. 636 00:35:05,218 --> 00:35:08,432 This is a democracy. We can be as stupid as we choose. 637 00:35:08,472 --> 00:35:11,472 We're Americans. We're as simple as that. 638 00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:14,014 All right. Look… 639 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,816 I don't like it. 640 00:35:16,632 --> 00:35:19,272 But just as we don't get into 641 00:35:19,272 --> 00:35:21,761 why a person voted the way he or she did, 642 00:35:21,801 --> 00:35:23,568 nor do we get into 643 00:35:23,568 --> 00:35:25,532 why a boss terminates somebody in an at-will. 644 00:35:25,572 --> 00:35:27,824 Whoa, whoa, wait. It sounds like I'm losing. 645 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:30,768 Your motion for injunctive relief is denied. 646 00:35:31,113 --> 00:35:34,611 If she wants to sue for lost wages, I can't stop her. 647 00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:37,257 But we're done here. We are adjourned. 648 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,696 I'm sorry, Martha. 649 00:35:41,256 --> 00:35:44,490 You didn't try hard enough. That's what happened. 650 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,638 I'll be suing you next. 651 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,880 I never liked you. 652 00:35:53,344 --> 00:35:55,984 She seemed much more fun in high school. 653 00:35:56,952 --> 00:35:57,619 Oh, well. 654 00:35:58,176 --> 00:36:00,139 Shirley, in anticipation of winning, 655 00:36:00,179 --> 00:36:02,776 I booked a little celebration dinner at the Ritz. 656 00:36:02,816 --> 00:36:06,145 The restaurant that comes equipped with private rooms 657 00:36:06,185 --> 00:36:08,480 should we have too much celebratory wine. 658 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,150 Shirley, one's life is a sum of his or her experiences. 659 00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:16,134 Okay, Alan. 660 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:19,542 Oh. 661 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,984 With Denny's permission. 662 00:36:22,937 --> 00:36:24,389 What? Why do you need… 663 00:36:24,872 --> 00:36:25,730 Because I do. 664 00:36:26,907 --> 00:36:27,567 Till then… 665 00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:30,099 I'll be waiting. 666 00:36:40,368 --> 00:36:42,272 Has the jury reached a verdict? 667 00:36:42,312 --> 00:36:43,424 We have, your honor. 668 00:36:43,464 --> 00:36:44,592 How say you? 669 00:36:45,058 --> 00:36:48,045 “In the matter of the Commonwealth of Virginia 670 00:36:48,085 --> 00:36:49,082 ”vs. Preston Holt 671 00:36:49,122 --> 00:36:52,158 ”on the charge of murder in the second degree, 672 00:36:52,590 --> 00:36:54,042 ”we find the defendant 673 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,760 not guilty.” –Oh. 674 00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:57,965 The court thanks you for your service. 675 00:36:58,005 --> 00:37:01,041 The defendant is free to go. We are adjourned. 676 00:37:01,434 --> 00:37:03,404 --Thank you, Mr Sack. --You're welcome. 677 00:37:03,444 --> 00:37:08,768 --I wasn't exactly sure of your strategy there, but… --Not to worry. Neither was I. 678 00:37:08,808 --> 00:37:10,128 Thank you, Mr Crane. 679 00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:12,997 You're welcome, son. 680 00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:32,229 Do you think it's odd that when running for office, 681 00:37:32,269 --> 00:37:36,031 having an ivy league education is considered a liability? 682 00:37:36,569 --> 00:37:36,767 No. 683 00:37:37,905 --> 00:37:38,565 You don't? 684 00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:41,982 No, a Harvard grad took us into Vietnam, 685 00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:44,339 a Yale grad bought us Iraq. 686 00:37:44,379 --> 00:37:45,341 We've learned our lesson. 687 00:37:45,381 --> 00:37:47,181 Denny… Between you and me, 688 00:37:47,191 --> 00:37:51,481 do we really think he made it through Yale? --With a little help. 689 00:37:54,744 --> 00:37:55,872 Denny, there's… 690 00:37:57,552 --> 00:38:00,336 something a little… 691 00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:04,794 well, delicate, I've been meaning to discuss. 692 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:05,655 What? 693 00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,910 Well, they say as a man… ages, 694 00:38:13,303 --> 00:38:16,933 he eventually sits alone with nothing but his memories. 695 00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:18,426 I'm concerned that… 696 00:38:19,274 --> 00:38:20,264 Well, with the… 697 00:38:21,544 --> 00:38:22,072 Mad cow, 698 00:38:23,882 --> 00:38:27,644 you could possibly be robbed of your memories in the end. 699 00:38:29,753 --> 00:38:31,469 And what a horrible thing, 700 00:38:34,159 --> 00:38:37,063 not being able to even recollect the things… 701 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:43,361 That brought you your most profound joy. 702 00:38:44,832 --> 00:38:46,350 Making love to Shirley… 703 00:38:46,848 --> 00:38:50,160 How sad if one day… 704 00:38:50,544 --> 00:38:53,304 You weren't able to remember 705 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:58,080 all the… wonders of Shirley, 706 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,672 how she… smelled, 707 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,712 how she tasted, how… 708 00:39:03,072 --> 00:39:03,920 I was thinking… 709 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,536 If that day ever came, and you no longer… 710 00:39:09,024 --> 00:39:12,096 it would be great if I could tell you about it 711 00:39:12,096 --> 00:39:14,016 to help you remember. 712 00:39:14,730 --> 00:39:17,294 Maybe I should make love with Shirley once, 713 00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:19,496 just so I'd know— --You're pathetic. 714 00:39:19,536 --> 00:39:21,839 Exploiting my mad cow 715 00:39:21,879 --> 00:39:25,839 just so you could get in the sack with Shirley? --All right. 716 00:39:26,176 --> 00:39:28,246 I can't believe you just did that. 717 00:39:28,286 --> 00:39:31,760 Waltzing me down mad cow lane where there's no memory lane 718 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,456 just so you… --All right. 719 00:39:36,936 --> 00:39:39,378 Here's where your logic failed, Alan. 720 00:39:40,007 --> 00:39:43,002 First of all, I'll never be alone because I got you. 721 00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,712 Secondly, I could never forget 722 00:39:44,752 --> 00:39:46,681 what it was like to be with Shirley 723 00:39:46,721 --> 00:39:50,813 because there was a magic there that no man could ever forget. 724 00:39:51,718 --> 00:39:53,368 In fact, there's a chance 725 00:39:53,922 --> 00:39:57,288 that it'll be the last memory I'll have in the end. 726 00:39:58,827 --> 00:40:02,391 It could be the only thing I'll talk about in the end. 727 00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:04,688 All day long… 728 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,060 Every day… 729 00:40:08,869 --> 00:40:10,387 I'll tell you about it. 730 00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:12,296 I'll tell you… 731 00:40:12,341 --> 00:40:14,274 How we moved together as one 732 00:40:16,012 --> 00:40:18,479 one night on the beach in Nantucket… 733 00:40:19,649 --> 00:40:21,682 How her breasts were as soft 734 00:40:21,884 --> 00:40:23,930 and as pure as a baby's behind. 735 00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:26,888 --You really are cruel. --Yes, I am. 736 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:31,118 Cruel enough to shoot you if you so much as look at Shirley. 737 00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:38,645 I need a new woman to objectify. 738 00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,882 What do you think of Sarah Palin? 739 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,441 Oh, those pouty lips… 740 00:40:45,451 --> 00:40:48,619 And the… those down-to-earth, slutty good looks… 741 00:40:49,682 --> 00:40:51,605 I've got two things to say about Sarah Palin… 742 00:40:51,645 --> 00:40:53,097 Right here, right now. 743 00:40:57,902 --> 00:40:59,618 Do you think we're sexist? 744 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,980 Why you're asking? 745 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,237 Just wondering aloud. 746 00:41:09,318 --> 00:41:14,630 What about Shirley and Sarah together? 747 00:41:15,438 --> 00:41:17,758 Here's the ticket. 748 00:41:19,174 --> 00:41:22,056 Who wouldn't vote for that? 748 00:41:23,305 --> 00:41:29,242 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 61636

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