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Ooh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
I didn't see you there.
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How may I help you?
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Uh, I'm looking for, uh, Carl Sack.
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–I'm Carl Sack.
–You're Carl Sack?
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At your service. Full service.
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Um, I've seen photographs
of Mr Sack and—
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I look shorter in
person, and fatter and…
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Hello, Denny.
–I'm Carl Sack.
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He's got the mad cow.
It makes him think he's Carl…
–I'm Jenny Pratt.
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Yes. Um, let's go to my office.
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Okay.
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There were a dozen eyewitnesses,
and they all tell the same story.
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Dwayne Willis was brought
in a little before 9:00 p.m.
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They strapped him down on the table
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and hooked up the two
I.Vs, one in each arm.
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The first drug is supposed to render
the condemned man unconscious.
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It didn't.
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It was now 10 past 9:00.
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The drugs had been going into
him for nearly ten minutes.
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That's when officer Holt started
getting worried.
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More time goes by.
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Willis has been hooked up to
the drip for 20 minutes now.
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He's still conscious.
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An argument breaks out.
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The tech wants to pull the
I.Vs out and try again.
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Another guard says no,
just increase the dosage.
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And then Willis starts thrashing around.
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His chest is heaving.
He is gasping, choking. It's horrifying.
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And Holt says, “do something”…
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But nobody knows what to do.
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Willis has been hooked
up for a half-hour now.
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He's not even unconscious.
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He's gagging and thrashing,
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and that's when Holt just snapped.
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He fired one round into Willis' head.
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Willis died instantly.
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He's charged with murder two,
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but the D.A. is willing to
knock it down to manslaughter,
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only Holt won't take the deal.
–Ms Pratt…
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–Jenny.
–There must be many lawyers in Virginia
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who could do this.
–Yeah, I need an advocate
who can speak forcefully
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against the death penalty itself.
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Jenny, whatever one's feelings
are on the death penalty…
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–For it.
–…it's moot here.
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Your client… carried
out a death sentence,
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albeit in a unique fashion.
–But the legal issue is also unique.
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I mean, is it even possible
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to murder a man who's being executed?
–Double homicide. Happens all the time.
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A double homicide is when
two people are killed, Denny.
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What's your point?
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Listen, Jenny, I'm not s—
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Carl, Virginia is a swing state,
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and I've always wanted to swing.
–Denny.
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Carl, we need to bond. Hell,
man, this is our last season.
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If there's one thing
I've learned in life,
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it's never, ever say no to a road trip.
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Boston Legal 5×09
Kill, Baby, Kill
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I just couldn't watch
him suffer anymore.
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If I had to do it over
again, I'd do the same thing.
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–You only fired the one shot?
–Yes.
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We could go with defense of others,
but since you went into the room
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to participate in executing
the man, I don't think that—
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I didn't go in to torture him.
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Mm. Another approach, uh, would be
a version of diminished capacity.
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You were overcome with compassion…
–In Virginia?
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Moreover, your years
of witnessing executions
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could have taken a mental toll.
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I'm not arguing that.
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Um, how about… Simple
temporary insanity?
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You saw a man suffering.
You snapped. You w—
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No, I knew exactly what
I did while I was doing it.
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I'd do it again.
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We don't have a lot to go with here.
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I won't say I was insane.
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You want us to just cut him loose?
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You make it sound as if
he's strung up somewhere.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
–Mr Sack, uh, you're a stranger here.
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I knew it. They plan to
play the stranger card.
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Aren't we all brothers, my friend?
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–This is a very serious matter.
–Yes, it is.
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So I thought perhaps we
could be serious for a second.
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You don't mean to tell a
jury of your fellow Virginians
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that shooting a man
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the Commonwealth was in
the process of killing
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was murder or manslaughter
or in fact any crime at all?
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–It was a crime, according to the law.
–Understood,
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but a D.A. has discretion
whether to charge, do they not?
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–Good ones do.
–Well, he looks good.
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–He looks great.
–Best I've seen.
–Me, too.
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Look… I am not
dismissing the charges.
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He is going on trial for murder.
–You're not my brother anymore,
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which I believe leaves me free
to have sex with your sister.
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We try to make our cases fun.
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–I can't thank you enough for seeing me, Alan.
–Please.
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So I hear you've become
quite the busy man these days, huh?
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Big lawyer.
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A celebrity of sorts?
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–Oh, well, no.
–Well, you look great.
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–Thank you.
–You know, I always figured you
to age fat and bald.
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Well, I was lucky enough
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to stave off the evil that so ages men.
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–Which is?
–Marriage.
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What's up, Martha?
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Well, unfortunately,
I was fired from my job.
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A very good job, I might add.
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I was district sales manager
for a software company,
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in line to become
regional sales manager.
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Now I know that this
may be hard to prove,
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but I think I got fired
because I voted for John McCain.
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My boss and I, we got into this
big fight over the election.
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And as soon as I told him who
I voted for, he just got this look
of disgust on his face, as…
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Not entirely dissimilar to the expression
on your face at the moment.
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But anyway, uh, so he fired me.
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Did he, uh, give you a reason?
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No. No, they don't have
to give a reason anymore.
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They're advised by their
labor lawyers not to.
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But I know it was because
I voted for McCain.
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I can feel it in my bones, Alan.
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And the prisoner started
gasping for breath
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and moving around on the table.
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–Is that uncommon?
–It's happened before.
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No two lethal injections ever seem
to go exactly the same way.
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There was a lot of
screaming and yelling.
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Officer Holt became very… upset.
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Then he suddenly pulled out his gun
and shot the prisoner in the head.
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Are you familiar with the
case Emmett v. Johnson?
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I've heard of it.
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Something like lethal
injection is cruel and barbaric.
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Something like.
According to briefs filed in that case,
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Virginia's method in particular
carries a greater risk
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of inflicting pain than
the method used in Kentucky,
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which the supreme court approved.
–Our methods are substantially the same.
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The briefing includes evidence
that members of the death team,
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including, I assume, you,
don't understand how the drugs work,
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don't know how to
properly administer an I.V.
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and don't know how to
correctly observe the inmate
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during the execution to determine
if anything is going wrong.
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That's… That's an
argument in a lawsuit.
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There's another argument on the
other side. Why don't you read that?
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Oh, I'm sure there is. Are you aware
that a prominent medical society
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has found Virginia's method of
execution unacceptable?
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I know doctors have an
issue with the death penalty
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in general, so it wouldn't surprise me
if some physicians' group said that.
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Neither would I, except the group
I'm referring to happens to be
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the American veterinary
medical association.
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Some vets have banned your
lethal injection protocol
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because the method
Virginia uses on humans
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is considered too barbaric to be
used on cats and dogs.
–Objection.
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The A.V.M.A. has said that
their report was misinterpreted.
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Sustained.
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Mr Sack, this case is not about
the legitimacy of the death penalty.
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And if that's where you're coming from,
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you can tuck in your little tail
and head on back to Massachusetts.
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Your honor, I'm very
proud of my home state…
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Home of the Red Sox, the Patriots, Mitt.
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–We take our laws here in Virginia
very seriously, sir.
–Do you take this case seriously?
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Show of hands. Because,
you know, it is a bit silly.
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–Objection.
–There's a man on trial here
for trying to kill somebody
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the state was already killing.
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If anything, my client
accomplished the death penalty.
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–Mr Sack…
–…the legitimacy of which I certainly
would never question,
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particularly in Virginia.
–Your honor!
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Oh, how about torture?
Are we for that?
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–I'm warning you.
–Because this man was being tortured,
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that's why my client pulled the trigger…
–Objection, your honor!
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–Order. Order! Order!
–Objection!
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To spare horrendous suffering!
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Get control of the
room, will you, judge?
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Bailiff.
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Blanks. What's his problem?
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How'd you even get the gun
in the courtroom?
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Oh, please.
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–Denny… What are you doing?
–Will you relax?
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Like I said, firstly, it was blanks,
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secondly… this is Virginia.
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My approval rating went up in that room.
I'm a hero to those people.
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I couldn't be more popular if
I got kids to smoke cigarettes.
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Carl, don't leave me here.
I can't swing in here.
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Alan's way more fun.
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–I appreciate you making the time to see me.
–Oh, sure.
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Well, actually, my lawyer
told me not to see you,
but I never listen to him anyway.
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No, you certainly didn't bother to consult
with him before firing Martha.
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–Nice try.
–Why did you fire her, Mr Feldcamp?
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It wasn't working out.
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–How so?
–Oh, hard to say. You know, as an employer,
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you sometimes get a
feel for an employee,
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and with Martha… Hard worker,
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but she was never gonna
make the next step,
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and in this company, you
either move up or you move out.
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Martha's of the impression
that you fired her
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because she voted for John
McCain in the election.
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She's mistaken. Look, I
voted for McCain, all right?
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Martha simply wasn't working out.
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There must be a reason
you didn't think she was working out.
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If I have to depose you to
force an answer, I can do so,
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but you seem to be
rather forthcoming.
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Why not just tell me now?
–Okay.
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She's stupid.
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And as for evidence of her stupidity?
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Oh, God, I could cite many.
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–Cite one.
–She voted for Mccain.
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You said you voted for him.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, I did.
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I voted for him because I like
his policies on nuclear energy,
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because I believed he'd make
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a better commander in
chief in times of war,
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because I trusted his experience.
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But Martha voted for Mccain because
she found Sarah Palin to be… spunky.
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So you admit you fired her
because of who she voted for.
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No, I fired her because she is stupid.
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Look, I got a bad feeling
about her, you know?
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It's plain and simple.
–I'm starting to get a bad feeling about you.
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Well, then it's lucky for
me that you're not my boss.
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Look, are we done?
–No, I'm afraid we're not done.
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Rather, it seems we're just beginning.
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Look, Mr Shore, I fire
people all the time,
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and some of them go on to sue me.
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This is an at-will employment here.
It's my will.
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So if you want to file a lawsuit,
join the club.
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Oh, I'm not a member of
any club, I assure you.
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I tend to stick out. I don't mind.
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It makes me more memorable.
You'll remember me, Mr Feldcamp.
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Mm. Yeah, don't let the
door hit you on the way out.
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First is sodium thiopental,
which is a barbiturate.
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Next comes pancuronium bromide,
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a muscle relaxant that
paralyzes the diaphragm
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and thus stops breathing.
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Then potassium chloride is injected,
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and that stops the heart.
–But that's not what happened here.
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–Not exactly.
–What did happen?
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Well, the technician who
started the I.V. on the prisoner
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missed the vein in one
arm, and in the other arm,
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he stuck the needle
through the prisoner's vein
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and into his muscle tissue.
–Do you know of other botched executions
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using the lethal injection method?
–There have been too many to list.
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This is something that
should be done by doctors,
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but doctors refuse to do it on ethical grounds.
–But, I mean, to be fair,
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in most instances where
lethal injection is used,
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the condemned man just sort of
drifts off to sleep without incident.
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It's more likely that
the paralytic agent
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simply prevents prisoners
from communicating.
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In fact, they could be suffocating,
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suffering excruciating
pain during the procedure.
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They're just unable to scream.
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How many of these
so-called botched executions
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occurred in Virginia?
–One.
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And the supreme court
has approved the method
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of lethal injection used in
the Commonwealth of Virginia?
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–And we know they're such sticklers.
–Mr Sack, I will hold you in contempt.
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And the supreme court has
not approved prison guards
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shooting condemned prisoners
in the head, have they?
–Has anybody asked them?
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Now look, we all know things went
wrong here. That's not the point.
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I will repeat, the question here is,
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do we simply give
prison guards the right
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to just whip out their
guns and blast away?
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Well, thank you, your honor,
for framing the issue
in such a neutral and impartial way.
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–Why do you need my help?
–Well, I don't probably.
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It's just Denny's out of town and…
–Will you give up, ever?
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I have no one to share private
thoughts with tonight on the balcony.
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Shirley, this man Feldcamp…
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The unfettered, smug arrogance…
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He could almost make
Rudy Giuliani seem humble.
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Come on. It'll be fun.
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He really fired her
because of how she voted?
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Well, he's claiming it's stupidity,
but yes, I think he did.
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–And what exactly would my role be?
–Why do you say it with such distrust?
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Because I can smell a dog on the sniff.
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Don't be ridiculous. You're almost
old enough to be my mother
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or one of my mother's friends…
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The one who used to
sunbathe naked by the pool.
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So you want to march
into court tomorrow,
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the two of us side by side,
and fight for a woman who…
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Who voted for John McCain.
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He all but admitted to me, your honor,
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that he fired her because
she voted for John McCain.
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He made no such admission.
The basis was her stupidity.
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Yes, and the evidence
of that was her vote.
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Look, they got into a big political
debate three days before—
–During which, the plaintiff
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further displayed a
complete lack of intellect,
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which prompted my client—
–Because she didn't share
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your client's political point of view.
–My client voted for Mccain.
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Your honor, my client is a republican
who was happy with Ms Headly's vote,
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but nonetheless, could not ignore
that she was… Well, dumb.
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–How dare you?
–Ms Headly.
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–He just called me dumb and stupid.
–Ms Headly.
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Mr Davidson, as I read the affidavit,
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it does seem like she was fired
for her political opinions.
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Free speech is not a
right in the workplace.
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People are hired for their opinions
and perceived intellect.
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That's why we have interviews,
to determine whether we like
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what comes out of their mouths.
–Listen, the fact is, this woman did get hired,
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and then she was discharged
for exactly as you say, your honor,
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her political opinion.
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All right, I want to hear
Ms Headly on the stand,
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and I want to hear
exactly how this went down.
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Let's go.
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It seemed like…
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I don't know, like…
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Like it had gone past
the point of torture even.
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I just… I couldn't
watch him suffer anymore.
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So I, um…
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I took him out.
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Did you stop to think, sir,
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that you were breaking the law by—
–No, no, no, no, no.
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All I could see was
a person suffering,
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just way beyond the point of…
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It was inhumane.
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Somebody had to do something.
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I yelled at the others, but
they just stood there, so…
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It just wasn't right.
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You decided all by yourself
to take a human life.
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No, the… the man
was dying anyway,
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I made the decision
to be humane about it.
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I see. I've prosecuted two doctors
who made the same decision.
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They had terminal patients in agony,
so they decided to hasten their deaths.
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In fact, I believe your family
faced a similar situation.
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You had an aunt who was dying
of ovarian cancer. Am I right?
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–Yes.
–And there were those in your family
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who wanted to put her on a morphine drip
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to speed things up because
she was suffering so.
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Is that true?
–Yes.
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What was your position
there? Do you remember?
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–I was against it.
–You thought it was murder, didn't you?
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You told your mother and the doctor,
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“only God gets to make that call.”
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Do you now amend that to “God
and correctional officers”?
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We got into this huge
argument on nuclear energy.
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I'm against it, and he's for it.
Now that argument somehow got replaced
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by some brouhaha on the war.
I'm against it, and he's for it.
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And that segued into taxes,
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and he doesn't think
he should have to pay any,
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and I said to him that if he—
–So you had a lot of political differences?
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Yes. Yes.
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Well, then the very next day,
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after I did inform him
that I voted for Mccain,
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he called me a complete idiot.
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Uh, Mr Feldcamp called you an idiot?
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–A complete one.
–And then what happened?
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Well, not long after that,
he walked into my office
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and he fired me.
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Have you ever had
any yearly reviews
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with respect to your
employment with Mr Feldcamp?
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Yes.
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How'd they go?
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Okay. He said I could perform better
and he said sales could be higher.
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But in this economy?
Come on. You know that.
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It's bad everywhere. I mean, it's, like,
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the number one problem
in this country right now.
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So you consider the economy
to be the number one problem
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in the country?
–Yes, I do.
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Mm. If I may ask, how does John McCain's
economic policy differ from Barack Obama's?
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Taxes…
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And, um…
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Well I'm not exactly sure
what else, to be honest.
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Well, if you consider it to be
the number one problem in the country…
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Look, even despite how they
all say they'll be different,
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they all do the same thing once
they get elected. You know that.
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You were an ardent
Hillary Clinton supporter,
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were you not?
–Yes, I was, proudly.
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And according to your coworkers,
you crossed over to Mccain
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primarily because of Sarah Palin.
–Yes.
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Because her policies were
consistent with Hillary's?
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Because I was impressed with her.
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And because she strikes
me as a real American,
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which is what this country needs.
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And you liked her spunk.
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And the country needs spunk, too, yes.
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Another Saturday night
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I don't have a good
feeling on this one, Denny.
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Virginia is not being nice to me.
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A little constructive criticism?
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–Okay.
–You're not very good.
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Thanks for keeping it constructive.
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00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,701
Well, you're making this
a referendum on the death penalty.
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00:21:38,741 --> 00:21:41,529
You gotta get it through that
liberal, democrat skull…
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Americans love the death penalty.
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–We do?
–Yeah, especially these parts.
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Hillary and Obama, you
know those pinko-heads
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couldn't really be pro-death penalty,
but they claim they are…
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and in fact, almost everyone
who runs for president
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miraculously is for the death penalty.
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Why? 'Cause this is the U.S. of A.
Death penalty rules.
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Flip the switch, ready,
aim, fire, turn up the gas…
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It's who we are as a people.
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00:22:12,268 --> 00:22:14,764
Hell, you… you heard it at
the Republican convention.
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Kill, baby, kill.
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00:22:16,773 --> 00:22:18,225
It's our mantra, Carl.
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I thought republicans were pro-life.
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00:22:21,546 --> 00:22:23,988
That's for babies. Criminals we kill.
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00:22:24,349 --> 00:22:26,646
You're going about this ass backwards.
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The argument you want to
make to the jury is this…
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That, uh, uh, Willis guy,
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he wasn't dying the
way he was supposed to.
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After receiving the injection,
the bastard refused to choke out.
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So our client finished him off.
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Job done, game over, bang.
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Preston Holt, American hero.
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Kill, baby, kill.
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♫ Some good ole boys having some fun ♫
401
00:22:58,517 --> 00:22:58,781
Ahh.
402
00:22:59,652 --> 00:23:00,510
Do you think…
403
00:23:01,104 --> 00:23:04,792
Martha and Sarah and Joe the…
404
00:23:04,832 --> 00:23:06,777
Is he an electrician?
405
00:23:07,394 --> 00:23:08,714
Plumber, unlicensed.
406
00:23:09,163 --> 00:23:11,341
Are… are they the real Americans?
407
00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:12,944
Not necessarily.
408
00:23:12,984 --> 00:23:16,020
I think that's what
this election just proved,
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00:23:16,055 --> 00:23:19,223
that real Americans aren't
just rural and white.
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00:23:20,324 --> 00:23:24,614
The portrait of real Americans
has been redrawn in this election.
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Real Americans are of all
ages, races, ethnicities.
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They live in cities and apartments
as well as… farms.
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00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,222
I… We have a president-elect
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who fits into no category or demographic
whatsoever other than he's an American.
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God, I wept that night.
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00:23:53,376 --> 00:23:54,009
Did you?
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00:23:55,608 --> 00:24:03,481
No, I just… watched and watched and…
Didn't want the night to end.
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00:24:09,144 --> 00:24:13,064
I already miss Sarah Palin, though.
She was fun while she lasted.
419
00:24:13,104 --> 00:24:15,612
I hope they let her keep the wardrobe.
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00:24:17,908 --> 00:24:19,690
I still have to say though,
421
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:23,978
as heartened as I am by the
election and by America…
422
00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:27,002
What?
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00:24:28,457 --> 00:24:33,493
–Martha's a little bit of an idiot.
–Shirley, almost 47% of this country
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00:24:33,744 --> 00:24:34,473
didn't vote for Obama,
425
00:24:34,513 --> 00:24:38,077
perhaps because they disagreed
with him on the issues,
426
00:24:38,716 --> 00:24:39,640
which is fine.
427
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:44,024
But some, no doubt, because
they thought he was Muslim
428
00:24:44,129 --> 00:24:46,325
with terrorists on his speed dial,
429
00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:49,029
and others because
th-they were convinced
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00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:52,032
he was not only socialist,
but even worse, a bad bowler,
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00:24:52,072 --> 00:24:54,469
and others still
because they simply loved
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00:24:54,509 --> 00:24:58,205
those cream-colored jackets
Sarah may have to give back.
433
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:02,843
But there's one thing all
those idiots have in common.
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–What?
–They still get to vote.
435
00:25:15,928 --> 00:25:16,258
What?
436
00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:19,284
Sorry.
437
00:25:21,726 --> 00:25:24,894
Just looking at you under
a gently lit sky with…
438
00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:30,504
Sharing the same oral
fixation Denny and I…
439
00:25:31,468 --> 00:25:33,132
Is it a little game, Alan,
440
00:25:33,172 --> 00:25:38,400
or… or are you really
sexually attracted to me?
441
00:25:39,168 --> 00:25:41,256
I'm sexually attracted to you.
442
00:25:43,848 --> 00:25:44,772
I'm in my 60s.
443
00:25:45,117 --> 00:25:47,559
Well, first of all, you're beautiful.
444
00:25:49,056 --> 00:25:53,472
And second, your
intellect is… dazzling.
445
00:25:55,104 --> 00:25:58,927
And third, I've seen the naked
pictures of you. –Oh, right.
446
00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,673
Let's not discuss the
cheerleader outfit.
447
00:26:05,936 --> 00:26:06,464
So if I…
448
00:26:10,176 --> 00:26:12,816
If I wanted to go there,
you'd go there?
449
00:26:15,056 --> 00:26:15,848
In a second.
450
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:23,070
Oh, if only Obama had picked
you as vice president…
451
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,728
What a world we'd have then.
452
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:47,424
Look… I can see the defendant's point.
453
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,560
The man was dying anyway.
What's the big deal?
454
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:51,857
Well…
455
00:26:52,897 --> 00:26:55,167
What about the doctor
or the hospice worker
456
00:26:55,207 --> 00:26:58,573
who wants to speed the
death of that cancer patient
457
00:26:58,868 --> 00:26:59,364
dying in agony?
458
00:26:59,404 --> 00:27:02,968
Or what about the nurses
who opt to withhold treatment
459
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:04,811
from those severely retarded infants
460
00:27:04,851 --> 00:27:07,161
who only face a lifetime of misery?
461
00:27:09,113 --> 00:27:10,895
We don't go down that path.
462
00:27:10,983 --> 00:27:14,547
We don't start measuring
the quality of people's lives
463
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,230
to decide whether or not they live.
464
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:21,128
The defendant took the
law into his own hands
465
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,956
and murdered somebody.
466
00:27:22,996 --> 00:27:25,174
Nobody gets the right to do that.
467
00:27:25,932 --> 00:27:28,242
Whether the person is on death row,
468
00:27:28,602 --> 00:27:31,242
whether a person has a day left to live,
469
00:27:31,968 --> 00:27:33,618
an hour or even a minute…
470
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,517
You don't get to shoot somebody.
471
00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:40,944
That's the law.
472
00:27:42,864 --> 00:27:43,854
That's the law…
473
00:27:44,768 --> 00:27:47,738
Because of a presumed
sanctity of human life?
474
00:27:47,803 --> 00:27:50,245
That sanctity was off the table here.
475
00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:54,946
The life was being
executed by the state.
476
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,184
Uh, forgive me, but you know
what I think is really going on
477
00:28:01,224 --> 00:28:03,052
is this man doesn't
like capital punishment,
478
00:28:03,092 --> 00:28:05,822
and he's trying to
bring scrutiny upon it.
479
00:28:05,862 --> 00:28:07,859
It's the only possible explanation.
480
00:28:07,899 --> 00:28:10,994
If he can get you to say
this execution was wrong,
481
00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:13,138
well, that's one step from saying,
482
00:28:13,178 --> 00:28:16,742
“gee, maybe executions are wrong.”
–That's ridiculous.
483
00:28:16,824 --> 00:28:19,208
More ridiculous than accusing
a man of murdering someone
484
00:28:19,248 --> 00:28:20,766
who was being executed?
485
00:28:20,928 --> 00:28:23,016
Let's not kid ourselves.
There are those out there
486
00:28:23,056 --> 00:28:25,185
trying to get rid of capital punishment.
487
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:27,997
And I would suspect
they have to be tricky
488
00:28:28,152 --> 00:28:31,980
because they know we the people
are overwhelmingly for it.
489
00:28:31,988 --> 00:28:34,151
We the people know the death penalty
490
00:28:34,191 --> 00:28:36,831
is one of the things
that makes America…
491
00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,017
well, America.
492
00:28:39,628 --> 00:28:41,912
Not many countries have it, you know?
493
00:28:41,952 --> 00:28:43,837
We're… we're the only
westernized country left.
494
00:28:43,877 --> 00:28:47,256
And it's not easy being
in the company of Iraq,
495
00:28:47,472 --> 00:28:49,914
China, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Sudan.
496
00:28:52,152 --> 00:28:54,944
And I'll admit, the reasons for
abolishing capital punishment
497
00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:55,813
are compelling.
498
00:28:55,853 --> 00:28:58,116
It costs us hundreds
of millions of dollars,
499
00:28:58,156 --> 00:29:00,392
up to six times more
than life imprisonment.
500
00:29:00,432 --> 00:29:01,435
It doesn't seem to deter crime.
501
00:29:01,475 --> 00:29:05,263
Murder rates are actually lower
in non-death-penalty States.
502
00:29:05,303 --> 00:29:05,932
It's well-known.
503
00:29:05,972 --> 00:29:08,105
Canada's homicide rate fell 40%
504
00:29:08,174 --> 00:29:10,748
after they abolished the death penalty.
505
00:29:11,477 --> 00:29:13,800
We botch executions a lot.
506
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,796
Medical evidence now shows
507
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,674
that even when they
go off without a hitch,
508
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,871
the executed suffer
perhaps excruciating pain.
509
00:29:21,911 --> 00:29:25,374
There are many reasons to do
away with capital punishment.
510
00:29:25,414 --> 00:29:27,790
But we don't because, let's face it,
511
00:29:28,951 --> 00:29:31,121
the death penalty? It's
who we are as a people.
512
00:29:31,161 --> 00:29:33,482
We're an eye-for-an-eye
kind of nation,
513
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:36,030
and we don't have to apologize for it.
514
00:29:36,091 --> 00:29:38,335
Listen, if somebody killed my son…
515
00:29:39,095 --> 00:29:41,339
We believe in executing murderers.
516
00:29:42,288 --> 00:29:44,880
It's… Justice.
517
00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,713
The only thing my client did here
518
00:29:48,405 --> 00:29:50,108
was carry out the state's mission.
519
00:29:50,148 --> 00:29:52,788
It makes no sense to be prosecuting him.
520
00:29:53,579 --> 00:29:56,813
The only conceivable
explanation is that this man
521
00:29:57,450 --> 00:30:01,410
is insidiously trying to bring
scrutiny on the death penalty
522
00:30:01,728 --> 00:30:05,088
because he secretly… is against it.
523
00:30:17,656 --> 00:30:20,048
No, look, as I said to
her lawyer over there,
524
00:30:20,088 --> 00:30:22,388
I like Martha Headly. Nice lady.
525
00:30:22,523 --> 00:30:26,429
But my God, sales is about selling,
it's about relating to people.
526
00:30:26,469 --> 00:30:28,798
She doesn't even read the newspaper.
–Well, George Bush doesn't read the paper.
527
00:30:28,838 --> 00:30:31,460
I'd never hire George
Bush. Would anybody?
528
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,944
And yet you voted for John
McCain, who supports—
529
00:30:33,984 --> 00:30:36,321
No, no, no, no, no. This
is not about politics.
530
00:30:36,361 --> 00:30:38,516
This is about being smart or not smart,
531
00:30:38,556 --> 00:30:41,059
and she is the latter.
–But, Mr Feldcamp, to be fair,
532
00:30:41,099 --> 00:30:44,729
you're basing your conclusion
on her political opinion.
533
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,363
No, what I'm saying
534
00:30:45,403 --> 00:30:47,166
is that whatever your
opinion is about anything,
535
00:30:47,206 --> 00:30:50,794
at least be able to defend
it, and failing that, articulate it.
536
00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:53,166
Martha's never been
the brightest bulb in the tanning booth,
537
00:30:53,206 --> 00:30:56,109
but when she talks politics,
I, you know, I just cringe.
538
00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:58,912
I go, “how can I have a person
like that working for me?”
539
00:30:58,952 --> 00:31:00,981
Well, guess what. My
company. I don't have to.
540
00:31:01,021 --> 00:31:04,544
Do you make all your employees
defend their political beliefs?
541
00:31:04,584 --> 00:31:06,954
Not all my employees launch into them.
542
00:31:06,994 --> 00:31:10,808
But had she defended hers better, she might—
–Look, look, look, for 16 months,
543
00:31:10,848 --> 00:31:11,878
she just went prancing around
544
00:31:11,918 --> 00:31:13,352
talking Hillary,
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary,
545
00:31:13,392 --> 00:31:15,812
and then she railed
against Obama's inexperience
546
00:31:15,852 --> 00:31:17,516
all throughout the primaries,
547
00:31:17,556 --> 00:31:20,118
and then out comes some
moose hunter from Alaska.
548
00:31:20,158 --> 00:31:22,261
She knows nothing about Sarah Palin
549
00:31:22,301 --> 00:31:25,289
or about John Mccain. What
does that say about her?
–Sarah?
550
00:31:25,329 --> 00:31:26,253
–No.
–Hillary?
551
00:31:26,465 --> 00:31:28,688
Her! What does it say about a person
552
00:31:28,728 --> 00:31:31,094
who can be so arbitrary, so fickle?
553
00:31:31,104 --> 00:31:33,367
And this is about stuff she
actually felt strongly about.
554
00:31:33,407 --> 00:31:35,628
I'll tell you what it
says. She is an idiot.
555
00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,862
You know, let somebody else hire her.
556
00:31:37,902 --> 00:31:39,684
I don't think it'll be you.
557
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,467
How dare you let him go off on me
558
00:31:42,507 --> 00:31:43,310
like that in a courtroom.
559
00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:46,224
–I didn't let him go off.
–Yes, you did.
560
00:31:46,224 --> 00:31:48,187
He was bellowing that I was an idiot,
561
00:31:48,227 --> 00:31:51,189
and you just sat there, and
so did you… Of all people.
562
00:31:51,229 --> 00:31:53,025
Now wait. What's that supposed to mean?
563
00:31:53,065 --> 00:31:55,441
It means that it was blatant sexism.
564
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,750
And I expected more from
a person of your caliber.
565
00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:02,912
–Now hold on here.
–Is that the kind of lawyer you are?
566
00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:04,668
Is that the kind of woman?
567
00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:08,592
Honey, the sexist in all this is you.
–Me?
568
00:32:08,592 --> 00:32:11,947
Yeah. You claim to be a staunch
Hillary Clinton supporter.
569
00:32:11,987 --> 00:32:13,491
You… You walked into that booth
570
00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:16,293
and voted against everything
Hillary stands for, and why?
571
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,262
Because the republicans
added to their ticket
572
00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:20,591
someone they referred
to at the convention
573
00:32:20,631 --> 00:32:22,831
as “the hot chick.”
–Oh.
574
00:32:23,335 --> 00:32:26,888
So you just sit quiet and let
me get brutalized on the stand…
575
00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,057
I sat there for two reasons.
576
00:32:28,097 --> 00:32:31,296
First, there was no valid
objection to be made.
577
00:32:31,728 --> 00:32:32,792
And second?
578
00:32:33,548 --> 00:32:34,670
You are an idiot.
579
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:45,910
At-will employment means
exactly that, your honor.
580
00:32:46,046 --> 00:32:47,564
At the employer's will.
581
00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:53,664
Certainly, we can't fire
anybody for race or ethnicity.
582
00:32:53,664 --> 00:32:56,700
But, well, intellect or
a person's lack of it?
583
00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:59,338
Bosses fire people
all the time for that.
584
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:00,500
But, Mr Davidson,
585
00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:03,635
to fire someone for their
political opinion is still—
586
00:33:03,675 --> 00:33:06,805
Your honor, if I may, that's
one way to look at this.
587
00:33:06,845 --> 00:33:09,507
The other way… Are
we saying that stupidity
588
00:33:09,547 --> 00:33:11,791
can never be grounds for discharge
589
00:33:12,048 --> 00:33:13,808
when it's cloaked in political content?
590
00:33:13,848 --> 00:33:16,248
He's the boss. It's his company.
591
00:33:16,344 --> 00:33:19,619
So as long as he stays within the law,
592
00:33:19,659 --> 00:33:22,040
he gets to hire and fire who he wants.
593
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,400
The unassailable right to vote
594
00:33:24,528 --> 00:33:26,783
is the core principle of any democracy.
595
00:33:26,823 --> 00:33:29,386
And people have the
right to cast their ballot
596
00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:31,592
for whomever they
want… For good reasons
597
00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:33,999
or for bad reasons or
for no reason at all.
598
00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:36,224
Let's face it, your
honor, we as a nation
599
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:39,920
are horribly uninformed
when it comes to politics.
600
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,122
Approximately one-third of
the people in this country,
601
00:33:43,162 --> 00:33:43,832
people of voting age,
602
00:33:43,872 --> 00:33:45,801
couldn't tell you the name
of our current vice president.
603
00:33:45,841 --> 00:33:48,800
Now admittedly, some of
us like to block it out, but
604
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,248
even so, only two in five
adult Americans
605
00:33:52,248 --> 00:33:54,104
know we have three
branches of government.
606
00:33:54,144 --> 00:33:56,096
And Mr Feldcamp expects his employees
607
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:59,370
to actually know the
political issues of the day?
608
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:00,834
Well, today our news programs
609
00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:03,448
consist solely of sensational headlines
610
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:04,212
and sound bites.
611
00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:06,348
People forego newspapers for the internet,
612
00:34:06,388 --> 00:34:08,711
where instead of relying
on credentialed journalists,
613
00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:12,081
they turn to these bloggers…
Sort of entry-level life-forms
614
00:34:12,121 --> 00:34:16,116
that intellectually have yet to
emerge from the primordial ooze.
615
00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:18,461
This is how we've gotten
the elected officials we've gotten
616
00:34:18,501 --> 00:34:20,689
We've never really cared
about issues. Come on.
617
00:34:20,729 --> 00:34:24,225
We're more concerned with how Hillary
looks in a pantsuit,
618
00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,112
or whether Barack can bowl.
619
00:34:26,112 --> 00:34:28,942
We don't always go for
the best or the brightest.
620
00:34:28,982 --> 00:34:31,645
We elect the guy we'd most
like to have a beer with
621
00:34:31,685 --> 00:34:33,974
or the gal we'd most like to
feel up in the back of the car.
622
00:34:34,014 --> 00:34:37,016
Now I certainly wouldn't
pick my airline pilot that way
623
00:34:37,056 --> 00:34:39,192
or my accountant or doctor,
624
00:34:39,192 --> 00:34:41,362
but for my president, so often, it's,
625
00:34:41,402 --> 00:34:43,531
“give me the blue-collar,
lunch-bucket, good ol' boy
626
00:34:43,571 --> 00:34:45,728
who fits in best at
the pancake breakfast.”
627
00:34:45,768 --> 00:34:46,738
The problem with Mr Feldcamp,
628
00:34:46,778 --> 00:34:49,666
and forgive me, I hesitate
to say this about anybody,
629
00:34:49,706 --> 00:34:51,509
but he's an elitist.
–Objection.
630
00:34:51,549 --> 00:34:53,792
I realize that's much worse
than being called stupid.
631
00:34:53,832 --> 00:34:56,208
Mr Shore, let's stay on message.
632
00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:58,111
The message is, we vote for who we like.
633
00:34:58,151 --> 00:35:01,305
It's as simple as that. We
don't need to have a reason.
634
00:35:01,345 --> 00:35:02,475
It's as simple as that.
635
00:35:02,515 --> 00:35:05,178
The founding fathers did
not form a meritocracy.
636
00:35:05,218 --> 00:35:08,432
This is a democracy. We can
be as stupid as we choose.
637
00:35:08,472 --> 00:35:11,472
We're Americans. We're
as simple as that.
638
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:14,014
All right. Look…
639
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,816
I don't like it.
640
00:35:16,632 --> 00:35:19,272
But just as we don't get into
641
00:35:19,272 --> 00:35:21,761
why a person voted
the way he or she did,
642
00:35:21,801 --> 00:35:23,568
nor do we get into
643
00:35:23,568 --> 00:35:25,532
why a boss terminates
somebody in an at-will.
644
00:35:25,572 --> 00:35:27,824
Whoa, whoa, wait. It
sounds like I'm losing.
645
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:30,768
Your motion for injunctive relief
is denied.
646
00:35:31,113 --> 00:35:34,611
If she wants to sue for
lost wages, I can't stop her.
647
00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:37,257
But we're done here.
We are adjourned.
648
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,696
I'm sorry, Martha.
649
00:35:41,256 --> 00:35:44,490
You didn't try hard enough.
That's what happened.
650
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,638
I'll be suing you next.
651
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,880
I never liked you.
652
00:35:53,344 --> 00:35:55,984
She seemed much more fun in high school.
653
00:35:56,952 --> 00:35:57,619
Oh, well.
654
00:35:58,176 --> 00:36:00,139
Shirley, in anticipation of winning,
655
00:36:00,179 --> 00:36:02,776
I booked a little celebration
dinner at the Ritz.
656
00:36:02,816 --> 00:36:06,145
The restaurant that comes
equipped with private rooms
657
00:36:06,185 --> 00:36:08,480
should we have too
much celebratory wine.
658
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,150
Shirley, one's life is a sum
of his or her experiences.
659
00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:16,134
Okay, Alan.
660
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:19,542
Oh.
661
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,984
With Denny's permission.
662
00:36:22,937 --> 00:36:24,389
What? Why do you need…
663
00:36:24,872 --> 00:36:25,730
Because I do.
664
00:36:26,907 --> 00:36:27,567
Till then…
665
00:36:29,043 --> 00:36:30,099
I'll be waiting.
666
00:36:40,368 --> 00:36:42,272
Has the jury reached a verdict?
667
00:36:42,312 --> 00:36:43,424
We have, your honor.
668
00:36:43,464 --> 00:36:44,592
How say you?
669
00:36:45,058 --> 00:36:48,045
“In the matter of the
Commonwealth of Virginia
670
00:36:48,085 --> 00:36:49,082
”vs. Preston Holt
671
00:36:49,122 --> 00:36:52,158
”on the charge of murder
in the second degree,
672
00:36:52,590 --> 00:36:54,042
”we find the defendant
673
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,760
not guilty.”
–Oh.
674
00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:57,965
The court thanks you for your service.
675
00:36:58,005 --> 00:37:01,041
The defendant is free to
go. We are adjourned.
676
00:37:01,434 --> 00:37:03,404
--Thank you, Mr Sack.
--You're welcome.
677
00:37:03,444 --> 00:37:08,768
--I wasn't exactly sure of your strategy there, but…
--Not to worry. Neither was I.
678
00:37:08,808 --> 00:37:10,128
Thank you, Mr Crane.
679
00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:12,997
You're welcome, son.
680
00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:32,229
Do you think it's odd that
when running for office,
681
00:37:32,269 --> 00:37:36,031
having an ivy league education
is considered a liability?
682
00:37:36,569 --> 00:37:36,767
No.
683
00:37:37,905 --> 00:37:38,565
You don't?
684
00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:41,982
No, a Harvard grad took us into Vietnam,
685
00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:44,339
a Yale grad bought us Iraq.
686
00:37:44,379 --> 00:37:45,341
We've learned our lesson.
687
00:37:45,381 --> 00:37:47,181
Denny… Between you and me,
688
00:37:47,191 --> 00:37:51,481
do we really think he made it
through Yale? --With a little help.
689
00:37:54,744 --> 00:37:55,872
Denny, there's…
690
00:37:57,552 --> 00:38:00,336
something a little…
691
00:38:01,824 --> 00:38:04,794
well, delicate, I've been
meaning to discuss.
692
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:05,655
What?
693
00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:09,910
Well, they say as a man… ages,
694
00:38:13,303 --> 00:38:16,933
he eventually sits alone
with nothing but his memories.
695
00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:18,426
I'm concerned that…
696
00:38:19,274 --> 00:38:20,264
Well, with the…
697
00:38:21,544 --> 00:38:22,072
Mad cow,
698
00:38:23,882 --> 00:38:27,644
you could possibly be robbed
of your memories in the end.
699
00:38:29,753 --> 00:38:31,469
And what a horrible thing,
700
00:38:34,159 --> 00:38:37,063
not being able to even
recollect the things…
701
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:43,361
That brought you your most profound joy.
702
00:38:44,832 --> 00:38:46,350
Making love to Shirley…
703
00:38:46,848 --> 00:38:50,160
How sad if one day…
704
00:38:50,544 --> 00:38:53,304
You weren't able to remember
705
00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:58,080
all the… wonders of Shirley,
706
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,672
how she… smelled,
707
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,712
how she tasted, how…
708
00:39:03,072 --> 00:39:03,920
I was thinking…
709
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,536
If that day ever came,
and you no longer…
710
00:39:09,024 --> 00:39:12,096
it would be great if I
could tell you about it
711
00:39:12,096 --> 00:39:14,016
to help you remember.
712
00:39:14,730 --> 00:39:17,294
Maybe I should make
love with Shirley once,
713
00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:19,496
just so I'd know—
--You're pathetic.
714
00:39:19,536 --> 00:39:21,839
Exploiting my mad cow
715
00:39:21,879 --> 00:39:25,839
just so you could get in the
sack with Shirley? --All right.
716
00:39:26,176 --> 00:39:28,246
I can't believe you just did that.
717
00:39:28,286 --> 00:39:31,760
Waltzing me down mad cow lane
where there's no memory lane
718
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,456
just so you…
--All right.
719
00:39:36,936 --> 00:39:39,378
Here's where your logic failed, Alan.
720
00:39:40,007 --> 00:39:43,002
First of all, I'll never
be alone because I got you.
721
00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:44,712
Secondly, I could never forget
722
00:39:44,752 --> 00:39:46,681
what it was like to be with Shirley
723
00:39:46,721 --> 00:39:50,813
because there was a magic there
that no man could ever forget.
724
00:39:51,718 --> 00:39:53,368
In fact, there's a chance
725
00:39:53,922 --> 00:39:57,288
that it'll be the last
memory I'll have in the end.
726
00:39:58,827 --> 00:40:02,391
It could be the only thing
I'll talk about in the end.
727
00:40:03,830 --> 00:40:04,688
All day long…
728
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,060
Every day…
729
00:40:08,869 --> 00:40:10,387
I'll tell you about it.
730
00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:12,296
I'll tell you…
731
00:40:12,341 --> 00:40:14,274
How we moved together as one
732
00:40:16,012 --> 00:40:18,479
one night on the beach in Nantucket…
733
00:40:19,649 --> 00:40:21,682
How her breasts were as soft
734
00:40:21,884 --> 00:40:23,930
and as pure as a baby's behind.
735
00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:26,888
--You really are cruel.
--Yes, I am.
736
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:31,118
Cruel enough to shoot you if
you so much as look at Shirley.
737
00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:38,645
I need a new woman to objectify.
738
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,882
What do you think of Sarah Palin?
739
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,441
Oh, those pouty lips…
740
00:40:45,451 --> 00:40:48,619
And the… those down-to-earth,
slutty good looks…
741
00:40:49,682 --> 00:40:51,605
I've got two things to
say about Sarah Palin…
742
00:40:51,645 --> 00:40:53,097
Right here, right now.
743
00:40:57,902 --> 00:40:59,618
Do you think we're sexist?
744
00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,980
Why you're asking?
745
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,237
Just wondering aloud.
746
00:41:09,318 --> 00:41:14,630
What about Shirley and Sarah together?
747
00:41:15,438 --> 00:41:17,758
Here's the ticket.
748
00:41:19,174 --> 00:41:22,056
Who wouldn't vote for that?
748
00:41:23,305 --> 00:41:29,242
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