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All right, come on in here. Have a seat
right there.

Here? Yes, right there. Let's go.

Okay. You know why I brought you back
here, right?

No. Is everything okay? Is there
something you want to talk about?

Oh, no. Between me and God.

Yeah, that's exactly the reason why I
brought you back here. Look, it's

I've gotten a bunch of complaints in the
mall today about, you know, a person

that looks like a nun, but her outfit
just seems a little off. That was, you

know, getting a lot of donations from
people, and people noticed also when

were giving a donation that their wallet
came to go missing once they left.

What? Wow.

Yeah. That's crazy.

No. And that's the reason why I brought
you back here.

But you think it's me?

I mean, your outfit does fit the
description of not really a typical... I

it's not traditional. It's a part of a
new outreach project that the church,

Archdiocese, was implementing, you know.
I mean, yeah, this is my office. It's

just, you know, so I have everything
recorded.

Okay. I mean, is the church going down
the route of sex sells or something?

Because that's a little provocative for
a nun, if you ask me, okay?

You take it up with a father. I don't
know.

But it's a part of your project. It's,
you know, we're trying to do this kind

boots -on -the -ground approach to, you
know, we're working with a lot of

different charities and partnering with
a lot of different organizations.

Okay, all right. Well, if you knock a
nun that everyone's talking about their

wall being stolen from, you wouldn't
happen to mind to let me put it in the

now, would you?

Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. I don't
have the key. And this is for, you

know, the arch and every one of you.
This is not for... You don't have the

of course.

No, of course not, no.

Hmm.

Okay. Well, then, if you don't have the
key, then I'm sure you don't mind if I

just give you a little quick pat -down
just to double -check that you don't

the key on your... A pat -down?

This is not... What? No!

Well, I mean, like you said, if you
didn't really do anything wrong, I don't

why you would refuse a pat -down.

That's not appropriate.

That's not... I know, but you understand
I have a job here to do, so if I don't

pat you down, I can get fired? I mean,
as a nun, you don't want somebody like

who has just a regular job getting fired
because you refuse to let me give you a

pat -down now, would you?

I mean, how would God judge you?

That's unfair to say, but... But, I
mean, we are here, right? Cool.

Oh, come on, please. I mean, just pat
down a quick little... Just a pat down?

Just a little quick pat down on my wand,
sir. I don't have the key to you. All

right, well, I'll find that out, okay? I
don't know what you're trying to...

What do you mean?

Well, put it over there. Stand up. Let
me just find out for myself, okay?

Come here.

All right.

I'm just going to give you a little
quick pat down. That's all.

Okay.

All right, if you don't pocket anything,
that's fine. That's a good start. It's

pretty good. I'm just going to, you
know, just use my metal detector here

to make sure. All right, just arms out
again, please.

I'm just going to make sure.

Okay.

Clearly, you're right, man. Okay, cool.

Okay, cool.

Okay.

Nothing.

Nothing.

No. No. Then... Why would you do that? I
don't know.

Are you lying to me? It could be my
undergarments. I'm not sure.

Are you lying in front of the Holy
Bible? That's a sin now, isn't it?

I'm not lying.

Then what is that? I'm not lying.

Uh -uh.

So you don't mind to just take out
whatever is there? There's nothing

There's nothing there.

Okay, okay. Well, I mean...

If you're not going to comply, I'm going
to have to go a little farther in my

search.

What do you mean? What?

Well, like you said, I just patted you
down, right? I didn't really find

anything. So, I mean, clearly I'm
picking something up there.

Either you let me go farther with the
search, you know, you have to remove

clothing just so I can double check
that, you know, it's not the key.

No. Because you're not complying with
letting me check the box. It's not.

So, I mean, if you really want, I mean,
we could end this now, and I could just

get the cops to come down here. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no. That's not what I want. That's not
what I want. Okay.

Shoot. Okay.

I mean, you know, just get undressed,
and if it is a piercing, I won't say

anything. You're going to get undressed?

Well, yeah, I need to find out what's
underneath there, unless you want me to

just go in myself?

No, that's... That's quite all right.
Well, we'll get to start the rollie.

Thank you.

You know, also, a lot of these

men that got the wallet stolen did say,
you know, that none did make any sexual

passes at them, also.

I would never do such a thing.

I'm a woman of God.

I am married to Christ. Well, hurry up
then.

Also, just for my records, so I can do
my little report later.

What's your name?

Maria.

And where are you from?

I live with my sister from the convent,
of course.

And Andrew?

Oh, okay. If you say so.

Are you also going to have to remove
that too?

My undergarment?

Well, I mean, like I said, do you want
me to just happen to go into it? If you

want. I mean, we'll call the cops.

No, it's okay.

I don't... You don't need to call the
cops.

Do you not have a... Do you not have a
female security officer or something?

Unfortunately, she's pregnant and she's
over here right now, so... I don't wear,

like, a...

I don't wear, like, a brassiere usually
because the wires hurt. Ma 'am, I'm here

as a professional, okay?

I'm not here to judge, all right?

You know what?

What?

Okay, I have the key. I have the key.

Really? yeah all right well i'll give it
to you if you want i'll just give you

the cube i don't yeah give me the key
that's what i want that's all i asked

that's all we know you didn't have to go
this far but doing it to yourself

remember that okay i'm sorry i just i
don't want anyone messing with the

donations and the funds for the
organization take a look here

oh

Hmm.

I mean, I do see, you know, donations
and stuff in here, but, uh... Isn't that

generous?

Um... I mean, somehow you even got
commons in there, also. I mean... Holy

Huh.

I got some gold coins here. We have very
generous... I've had a very generous

donor. Are you nervous now? You seem
like you're stumbling your words. I'm

nervous, no. Oh, okay.

You got people's wallet.

Oh. Rock Oliver.

Interesting. No, I don't know who that
is.

Hmm. Lucky say.

Oh. Very generous donors. These people
really wanted to commit to the

cause, to God.

Okay, okay, but you know, this really
doesn't look good to you, now does it?

And, you know, there's a couple other
things that I was told I was stolen to,

and I'm going to have to just double
-check that you also don't have that on

as well.

Unfortunately, I'm not going to allow
you to undress yourself anymore.

I'm going to have to do everything from
here on out, okay? No, no, no, no, no.

Well, I mean, like I said earlier, I
really do have enough here to just call

a cop.

They can come down here and take you to
Central Brookings and do it all in front

of people who... No, no, I don't want
that. I don't want that. Okay, well then

come right here.

I'm going to give you another quick pat
down because, you know, I really can't

trust you anymore. I did give you an
opportunity to spread these legs.

I really did give you an opportunity in
the beginning to be very truthful, but

you decided to go down and follow the
devil into hell and just lie to me.

So I'm going to have to...

Maybe punish you. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. What are you doing?

Hey, hey.

Relax.

I'm just starting to move. I don't want
to take that as a threat, all right?

Okay, okay. I'm just doing my job here.

Okay. I'm not moving. I'm not moving.
I'm not moving.

I'm just going to make sure there's
nothing here.

It's just sometimes really hard to tell.

Okay.

You know, I think what would also help
you in this situation is...

you just quit the fucking act and
confess that you're, you know, not

nun and, you know, maybe I won't go so
hard on you or something like that,

What? You could, you know, give me a sob
story on how you were just posing as a

nun because you were having trouble
finding a job or, you know, any story I

could believe. I'm employed by the
church. I do just fine.

Okay, if you want to continue on with
this act, that's on you.

I'm just double -checking down here to
make sure there's nothing here. Oh, my

God. You know... Is this necessary? This
is not necessary.

Hey, hey. Relax.

Quiet. Okay. Arms up.

All right.

There you go.

Now, you know... I can't talk. There's
nothing in there.

I'm going to really have to... I'm going
to have to ask you to remove your

clothing.

Okay.

I'll do this right now. I'm going to
call the cops.

Well, I'm just going to finish here out
and we'll, you know, we'll discuss

something down the end of the road. So,
let's just, let me just do what I have

to do first and we'll get there, okay?

Great, yeah.

No, I don't remember none of them
looking like you back in high school.

Mm -hmm.

I'm hearing that.

Um, okay, me too.

My underwear?

Yeah, yeah. I need to make sure that you
have nothing on you at all.

Okay? And we're going to also have to,
you know, do a little cavity third. You

lied to me. What would you do in life if
there was me? Would you believe

yourself right now?

I don't think so, right?

So, take them off.

The more you comply, the easier this
will go for you, okay?

Okay, fine.

I'm not actually a nun.

Okay.

Are you happy?

Yes, I am. You're being... I'm not a
nun, okay? You're finally being honest

me. Now we can actually have a little
bit of rapport. I'm a Christian woman. I

believe in a good cause, but I have
needs.

I just, you know... Okay, yeah, but
posing as a nun... I think you're my

It's not really honorable, right? We're
in a very religious town. It just felt

like... Easy gig, huh?

Spread your legs.

Let's go.

Alright, I'm just going to do another
quick pat down. Just making sure that,

know, this isn't, these aren't
prosthetics or anything like that.

You'd be surprised the type of fees we
get coming into the store and what they

hide in here.

Okay.

Just going to, just, you know, make sure
that they're attached and everything.

They move really nicely.

Nice and soft.

What are you doing?

I'm just making sure that there's
nothing here.

There's nothing there.

Relax. Arms up. Like I said, any sudden
movement, I will take that as a threat

and I will call the cops.

Okay, okay.

What I've learned in my history of being
a guard here, especially when I have to

do a cavity search, it's always best to
check the outside first and, you know,

get the perp nice and ready before I
have to, you know, really get in there

search. Okay? Okay.

Sure. All right.

Perfect. Just like that.

Okay. It seems like you're nice and
moist already. Let's go. If you can,

here, you can bend over.

Yes, bend over for me.

And I'm just going to do a little bit of
a cavity search.

Just to double check that, you know, you
don't have anything in there. You

didn't, you know, maybe shove some of
the diamond ring up in there.

Okay. Okay. I just want you to spread.

There you go.

That's perfect.

Look at that. Uh -huh.

And can you just cough for me?

There's nothing in there. There's
nothing in there.

Okay. Just cough.

Come on.

There we go.

Keep coughing.

Now you need to make sure there's
nothing in there.

Can I just give you a couple more
coughs?

There we go.

Keep coughing.

That's a good girl. That's it.

See, the further that you follow
directions, the easier this will go for

okay? Okay.

All right, I'm just going to do a quick
insertion real quick here.

Okay. Okay.

There's nothing in there, I swear.

I know.

I hear you, but I, you know, I just
can't believe you, unfortunately, so I'm

just going to do this for a little bit
and just double check for myself, okay?

Oh, my God.

You know what?

If you can help me out here a little
bit, like I said, like if you comply, it

would help.

Spread your butt cheeks for me so I can
get a little easier look.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. There we go. Okay.

Just like that.

Oh, my God. This is not necessary.

Please. Please. This is very, very
necessary. You know what wasn't

That when I gave you the opportunity to
tell me the truth, you just lied to my

face. So.

I'm just trying to make ends meet. I
hear you, but, like, there's other ways.

mean, shit, posing as a nun, you didn't
think people would notice that?

I didn't. Especially in that fucking
outfit?

No. I mean, you could have been a little
more incognito. I know. It was, like,

all I could find at the thrift store,
the cheapest thing I could get.

Thrift store had that, because I need to
know.

All right.

Are you almost done?

No, no, I mean, I'll let you know when
I'm almost done. I just want to double

check. Like I said, I'm going to do a
very, very thorough job.

Okay, here we go.

I'm going to just try to get a nice
little... There we go.

There's nothing in there. You're not
going to find it. Okay.

I'll be the judge of that, all right?
Okay.

Here you go.

That's it.

That's it. There you go.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

I think I'm getting closer.

Oh, my God.

Yep, I'm definitely getting closer.
Okay.

Just a couple more coughs in me, please.

One more.

Okay, okay. I didn't find anything.

You can tell me the truth on that.

Very good for yourself.

And if you want, you can have a seat.

Can I put my clothes on?

Yeah, actually, how about just this?

No,

no, no, just this.

I know, we're going to get to the point
of talking of how you're going to get

out of this situation.

So, step one starts with just one act,
okay?

Well, who do you think you have to blame
for that?

I've been in this for like three years,
and you caught me. Well, it seems like

you pissed off a couple of wrong people
today, so I guess today wasn't your day.

You want to sit?

Yeah, sit down.

You want to get out of this, right?

Yeah.

Yes.

Of course. You don't want to get
arrested.

You don't want to go to jail, right?

No.

All right. Well, I think I can let you
go. I mean, because, like, you know, you

did lie to me in the beginning. And, you
know, halfway through everything, you

know, you were cooperating and being
honest with me.

You know, and I really do appreciate
that from you.

But if I do let you go, I also really,
you know, I don't want you fired.

If I'm going to risk my job.

I'm just going to maybe need you to do
me a favor.

A favor?

You know, do something for me.

Do you want some of the money?

No, no.

As much as this job is not very
glorified or nobody really wants to do

paid pretty well, honestly.

But, you know, it's a lot of hours.

Nobody really respects me.

Daylight sucks.

I am kind of lonely.

You're kind of fucking hot.

So I was thinking maybe you put on a
little bit of a show for me.

You want me to do a show?

Yeah, you know, I always fantasize about
a nun.

So I was thinking about how about you
show me your pussy and you start the

masturbation. You know, I'm not actually
a nun, though.

No, you're not, but the outfit and
everything is...

It's so fucking hot that, you know, I'd
love to just, you know, see you touch

yourself and make yourself calm for me.

What?

I mean, you want to get out of here,
right?

Yeah, I just don't want to call the
cops.

Well, this is what I want.

For me to touch myself?

Yeah. Here? Yeah, here, right now.

You've got to be out of your mind. No,
absolutely not. No,

this is not right.

I feel like that's kind of fair. If I'm
going to risk my job, I feel like a

little show is the proper reward.

Don't you agree?

I don't know about reward. I wouldn't
put it like that.

You're putting me in a compromising
situation.

I mean, you kind of did that to
yourself.

You know, if you didn't do all that,
then you wouldn't be here.

You know, I have the gold rings, I have
the wallet, I have all of that cash.

I mean, what do you think is going to
happen to you, huh? How long are you

to be spending in jail for?

I don't, I don't know.

It's a huge felony.

10 years, maybe 15. Oh my God, no.

What? I mean, a little show for me, or
maybe 10 to 15 years in jail. Oh

my God.

With Bertha, I mean, you gotta, you
know, you have a decision here to make.

So I think the show might be your best
option.

What do you say?

We don't want to do this.

As long as it's going to get me out of
this, okay? You promise?

Yes, I do. You really don't want to go
to jail either, right? No. All right,

well.

I'm praying to God now.

You know...

How about you stay on the table?

Just on the table, okay?

You have a lot more room, you know?
Okay.

And also, why don't you, uh... Also,
throw some nun stuff out there. Act like

one while you're touching yourself,
okay?

Some nun things? Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm really getting into the wall.

All right?

And, uh, if you need this, I actually
have a nice, huge lube bottle right

if you need.

Just saying, you know.

I know you could be a little shy right
now, so I totally understand.

Show me. Here you go.

Here you go.

I mean, I want you to play with
yourself.

You know, make yourself come. Like if
you were home in your bedroom and I

here, right?

Because if you don't do a good job,
I'm...

I'm going to have to call the cops
regardless if you're doing this show or

I will do a good job. It has to be
really good. I will do a good job. I

a good job. I want to see you come. And
I can tell if you're faking it or not,

okay? Okay.

Okay?

Jeez.

That doesn't really sound like you're

enjoying it.

I am. I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying it.

I promise I'm enjoying it. You can do
better than that.

Can I keep my eyes closed?

If that helps you, yes you can.

That's even better if the eyes are
closed.

Fantasize about it every once in a
while.

Keep doing that, and while you're
talking to yourself, I want to hear you

God for forgiveness, okay?

Like I said, I want to give you a run
-in for this. Please, please, God,

me for my sins.

Ask forgiveness for my sins.

Mm -hmm.

That's very good.

Keep going.

Please, God, forgive me for my sins.

I can hear it.

Please, God, forgive me for my sins.

Oh, my God, I can't help but touch
myself.

Please, God.

Oh, my God. What?

Oh, my God. Your penis is out.

Oh, my God.

That means you're doing a really good
job. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

Come on. Don't stop. Let's go.

Oh, my God. I want to see you make
yourself come, like I said.

Come on.

There we go.

I hear it now.

There

we

go.

My sins. Please, God, forgive me for my
sins.

Oh, please, God.

Please, God, forgive me for my sins.

Let me hear you recite the Hail Mary.

Oh, my God, a Hail Mary full of grace.

The Lord is with me.

Let's wrap that one up and bless the
Lord Jesus.

That's it. There you go.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us
sinners.

That's it.

That's it. There you go.

Are we done?

Well now I seem to have a problem

And that was just so good that it really
got me turned on.

So, I think we're gonna have to do
something about this now.

What?

Really? Yeah, I think my offer is gonna
change.

You're gonna do something for me.

What?

Well, you know, I clearly have a boner.

So, how about you make me come now?

What?

Yeah. You come off the table, come down
here on your knees, and, you know, just

make me come.

Put my mouth on the end, that's it?

You gotta make me come, right? So I'm
gonna, you know, need you to do just as

good of a job as you just did right now.

You don't have a boyfriend in real life,
right?

And your boyfriend wouldn't want you to
be in jail for the next 10 to 15 years,

and I wouldn't.

So...

I can't believe this is happening right
now.

Come on.

Let's go.

Okay, well, I'm not... I don't want to
do this right now.

Okay, well, if you don't want to do this
right now, well, I'll just... No, no,

no, no, no, no, it's fine, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.

Like I said, I'm going to need you to do
a really, really good job for me, or

I'm going to need you to do a good job.

Okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Alright.

That's a really good start.

Feel

better?

Yeah, I like all that.

You can make all the noises you want.

That'll just get me to come quickly.

Okay.

It's nice and loud.

You can stroke it too.

Yeah, you do whatever you need to do to
make her come quickly, okay?

Look, look, look, look, look.

There you go.

There you go.

Keep going. Keep going. I'm trying.

I'm trying.

You remember, you don't want to go to
jail, right?

Good job.

You woke it out of here, okay?

Oh, my God.

You can grip it tighter if you want.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my

god,

that's so good.

Oh, my God. Are you close?

No, no, no. Keep going.

I think I'm going to have to teach you a
pretty valuable lesson today. You're

not understanding people, so... You're
going to need to prolong the session a

little bit, okay?

Keep going. All right.

There you go.

You put yourself here and now you have
to get out of it, okay?

I thought this was just going to be like
a blowjob. Well, I mean, I said you

need to make it come, right?

So... Oh, my God.

What? No.

No. No. No.

Yes. No.

Uh -huh. No.

All right, well, I can just call the
cops on you right now. Okay.

No, no, it's fine. Okay, go ahead.
Whatever.

Okay. All right, well, we'll keep this
all just for... Do you really want to go

home? Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

If you keep doing that, we're going to
be here forever, so if you want, you can

pretend that I'm not your boyfriend. I
mean, I am your boyfriend. Close your

eyes. Oh, God.

Come on. Don't make me like you. Come
on.

Okay. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm
trying. Oh, it's so good.

Oh, fuck.

You're getting better than that.

Okay. Oh, fuck.

Yes. Okay. Give it to me. Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh,

yes.

That made me come a lot quicker.

Okay. Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Uh

-huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

You know,

why don't you actually read some
passages from the Bible, huh?

I have a little bit of a nun -keek.

Come on.

And the

woman arose and did after the saying of
the man of God.

And she went with her household and
sojourned in the land of the Philistine

seven years.

And it came to pass at the seven years
end, But the woman turned out of the

of the Philistines, and she went forth
to cry unto the king for her house and

for her family.

Oh, God.

I don't even know.

Okay.

Okay.

And the king talked to Gehazi, the
servant of the man of God, saying, Tell

pray thee, all the great things that
Elisha hath done.

And it came to pass.

And it came to pass as he was telling
the king how he had restored his body to

life that he had.

Behold the woman who was born.

Oh, God.

You're going to have to take the rest of
that outfit off now, huh?

It's a little hot in here.

Take it off.

Let's go.

Nice family scene is over for now.

Okay.

I'm just going to be able to stare at
you.

And all over again.

Okay.

Oh my god, it's so good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes.

I actually never have asked to perp this
before, but... What?

You know, I don't know the fact that...
You know,

the universe is pressurizing a nun.

I think I should make him do some dirty,
dirty things, huh?

What? What?

Like, what?

I feel like you should let my fucking
ass... Your ass? Yeah. Oh, God.

Yeah.

That's exactly why I'm asking you at
this point. It's so sweaty.

Okay. Okay.

Thank

you so

much.

Oh yeah, now lick that fucking hole.

This is what happens when you sin.

Right?

You gotta eat the devil's fucking ass.

oh yes look at you oh yeah

you can oh what yeah oh

there you go yeah i

don't think it's the first time you're
doing it huh

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

That's so good.

Alright,

I'm going to clean my balls.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. That's it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God. You know what, though?

What?

Allah.

finish here I'm gonna baptize you right
now Can you hug me, Tom? Please, can you

hug me? He's outside, isn't he?

Yeah, that's what I want. He's outside,
isn't he? He is.

He is. He is.

All right, you're done.

You get the fuck out of here. I'm done,
really?

Yeah, I'll delete everything.

You're going to delete all the videos?
Uh -huh, but one last thing.

I need you to look into this camera
right here and say that you will never,

steal again.

I will never steal again, I promise.

I will never, ever steal again.

All right, get the fuck out of here.
Let's go.

Come on. I've got all day here. I've got
a couple.

More perps to catch throughout this day.

Okay.

Okay.

See you later.