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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,088 --> 00:01:04,366 I got it! I got it! I got it! 2 00:01:05,676 --> 00:01:07,746 Dinghy ahoy. 3 00:01:08,679 --> 00:01:10,556 Dinghy off the port bow. 4 00:01:10,847 --> 00:01:14,283 - Dinghy off the port bow! - Dinghy off the port bow! 5 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,677 Dinghy off the port bow. 6 00:01:15,935 --> 00:01:18,210 - Captain, dinghy off the-- - Dinghy. 7 00:01:19,438 --> 00:01:21,315 I got it! 8 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:28,257 I got it. 9 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,820 Where is it? 10 00:01:32,283 --> 00:01:33,841 It's right here, captain. 11 00:01:37,954 --> 00:01:41,549 I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. 12 00:01:44,168 --> 00:01:47,922 Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! 13 00:02:00,974 --> 00:02:03,124 Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? 14 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:07,184 Absorbent and yellow And porous is he 15 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,993 SpongeBob SquarePants 16 00:02:09,273 --> 00:02:11,309 lf nautical nonsense Be something you wish 17 00:02:11,608 --> 00:02:13,360 SpongeBob SquarePants 18 00:02:13,652 --> 00:02:15,608 Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish 19 00:02:15,904 --> 00:02:19,533 SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants 20 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,659 SpongeBob SquarePants 21 00:02:21,951 --> 00:02:25,660 SpongeBob SquarePants 22 00:02:26,037 --> 00:02:29,791 SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants 23 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:33,795 SpongeBob SquarePants 24 00:02:34,169 --> 00:02:38,162 SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants 25 00:02:38,548 --> 00:02:44,737 SpongeBob SquarePants 26 00:02:48,015 --> 00:02:53,726 The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... 27 00:02:54,187 --> 00:02:56,223 ...wet. 28 00:02:56,522 --> 00:03:00,310 Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery 29 00:03:00,692 --> 00:03:02,444 The Krusty Krab restaurant, where-- 30 00:03:02,736 --> 00:03:05,170 - Back up. Back up. - Hey. Wait a minute. 31 00:03:05,488 --> 00:03:07,956 - What is happening? - PIease, settIe down. 32 00:03:08,282 --> 00:03:09,761 We've got a situation in there 33 00:03:10,034 --> 00:03:12,264 I'd rather not discuss tiII me manager gets here. 34 00:03:12,578 --> 00:03:14,614 Look, there he is. 35 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,728 TaIk to me, Krabs. 36 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:24,677 It started out as a simpIe order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. 37 00:03:25,047 --> 00:03:26,799 When the customer took a bite, 38 00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:29,729 no cheese! 39 00:03:31,469 --> 00:03:34,347 Get ahoId of yourseIf, Eugene. I'm going in. 40 00:03:36,056 --> 00:03:38,889 Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this estabIishment. 41 00:03:40,185 --> 00:03:42,141 Everything's gonna be just fine. 42 00:03:42,437 --> 00:03:45,827 - I'm reaIIy scared here, man. - You got a name? 43 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:47,703 - PhiI. - You got a famiIy, PhiI? 44 00:03:51,236 --> 00:03:53,750 Come on, PhiI, stay with me. Let's hear about that famiIy. 45 00:03:54,072 --> 00:03:56,666 I got a wife and two beautifuI chiIdren. 46 00:03:56,991 --> 00:04:00,142 That's what it's aII about. I want you to do me a favour, PhiI. 47 00:04:00,494 --> 00:04:01,927 What? 48 00:04:02,204 --> 00:04:03,876 Say cheese. 49 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:18,987 Order up. 50 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:24,485 Three cheers for the manager! 51 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:26,160 Hip! Hip! 52 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,333 Hip! Hip! 53 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,021 Hip! Hip! 54 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,255 Hooray! 55 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:40,563 Gary, I had that dream again. 56 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:44,374 And it's finaIIy gonna come true. Today. 57 00:04:44,699 --> 00:04:46,496 Sorry about this, caIendar. 58 00:04:46,784 --> 00:04:50,743 Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, 59 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:54,591 where Mr. Krabs wiII announce the new manager. 60 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,711 Who's it gonna be, Gary? 61 00:04:58,044 --> 00:05:01,593 WeII, Iet's ask my waII of 37 4 consecutive 62 00:05:01,964 --> 00:05:03,761 empIoyee-of-the-month awards. 63 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,571 SpongeBob SquarePants. 64 00:05:07,052 --> 00:05:09,168 I'm ready. Promotion. 65 00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:50,533 CIeanIiness is next to manager-Iiness. 66 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:54,230 I'm ready. Promotion. 67 00:05:54,593 --> 00:05:56,311 I'm ready. Promotion. 68 00:06:14,986 --> 00:06:17,375 SpongeBob! What are you doing in here? 69 00:06:17,696 --> 00:06:19,334 I have to teII you something, Squidward. 70 00:06:19,615 --> 00:06:22,573 Whatever it is, can't it wait untiI we get to work? 71 00:06:22,909 --> 00:06:25,787 - There's no shower at work. - What do you want? 72 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,792 I just wanted to say I'II be thanking you 73 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,071 in my manageriaI acceptance speech today. 74 00:06:30,374 --> 00:06:32,842 Get out! 75 00:06:33,168 --> 00:06:35,887 Okay. I'II see you at the ceremony. 76 00:06:36,212 --> 00:06:39,568 That sounds Iike the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. 77 00:06:39,924 --> 00:06:41,801 Oops. HoId on. 78 00:06:42,092 --> 00:06:45,209 - CongratuIations, buddy. - Oh, thanks, Patrick. 79 00:06:45,554 --> 00:06:49,263 And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party tiII we're purpIe. 80 00:06:49,641 --> 00:06:51,120 I Iove being purpIe! 81 00:06:51,392 --> 00:06:54,225 We're going to the pIace where aII the action is. 82 00:06:54,562 --> 00:06:56,837 - You don't mean...? - Oh, I mean. 83 00:06:57,147 --> 00:07:01,220 Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! 84 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:09,325 Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah 85 00:07:09,741 --> 00:07:13,654 We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah 86 00:07:14,954 --> 00:07:16,592 I'd better get going. 87 00:07:16,873 --> 00:07:19,945 I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. 88 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:22,965 Good Iuck, SpongeBob. Hey, Iook for me at the ceremony. 89 00:07:23,295 --> 00:07:25,490 I got a IittIe surprise for you. 90 00:07:25,797 --> 00:07:28,072 l'm a Goofy Goober Yeah 91 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:29,671 HeIIo, Bikini Bottom! 92 00:07:31,469 --> 00:07:33,778 Perch Perkins here, coming to you Iive from in front of 93 00:07:34,096 --> 00:07:35,211 The Krusty Krab restaurant, 94 00:07:35,472 --> 00:07:37,781 for years the onIy pIace to get a deIicious 95 00:07:38,099 --> 00:07:41,887 and mouth-watering Krabby Patty. UntiI today, that is. 96 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:46,707 That's right, foIks. Long-time owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant 97 00:07:47,107 --> 00:07:50,099 caIIed The Krusty Krab 2. 98 00:07:51,611 --> 00:07:54,079 First of aII, congratuIations, Mr. Krabs. 99 00:07:54,405 --> 00:07:56,316 HeIIo. I Iike money. 100 00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:59,254 What inspired you to buiId a second Krusty Krab 101 00:07:59,576 --> 00:08:01,487 right next door to the originaI? 102 00:08:01,786 --> 00:08:03,185 Money. 103 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:05,479 Curses! 104 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:08,888 It's not fair. 105 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:11,636 Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, 106 00:08:11,962 --> 00:08:14,601 and I've never even had one customer! 107 00:08:21,971 --> 00:08:25,441 Don't get worked up again, Plankton, l just mopped the floors. 108 00:08:25,807 --> 00:08:30,039 Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if onIy I couId have managed to steaI 109 00:08:30,436 --> 00:08:32,108 the secret to Krabs' success, 110 00:08:32,396 --> 00:08:35,593 the formuIa for the Krabby Patty. 111 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,824 Then peopIe wouId Iine up to eat at my restaurant. 112 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,668 Lord knows I've tried. 113 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:49,094 I've exhausted every eviI pIan in my fiIing cabinet... 114 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:52,327 - ...from A to Y. - A to Y? 115 00:08:52,664 --> 00:08:54,495 Yeah, A to Y. You know, the aIphabet. 116 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:56,190 What about Z? 117 00:08:56,459 --> 00:09:00,213 - Z? - Z. The letter after Y. 118 00:09:01,004 --> 00:09:02,722 W, X, Y, 119 00:09:03,006 --> 00:09:04,200 Z. PIan Z! 120 00:09:04,466 --> 00:09:07,742 - Here it is, just Iike you said. - Oh, boy. 121 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:13,572 It's eviI. 122 00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:16,522 It's diaboIicaI. 123 00:09:16,851 --> 00:09:18,569 It's Iemon-scented. 124 00:09:18,853 --> 00:09:22,323 This PIan Z can't possibIy faiI! 125 00:09:23,023 --> 00:09:26,095 So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, 126 00:09:26,443 --> 00:09:29,196 because by tomorrow, I'II have the formuIa. 127 00:09:29,529 --> 00:09:31,247 Then everyone wiII eat at the Chum Bucket, 128 00:09:31,531 --> 00:09:34,045 and I wiII ruIe the worId! 129 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,757 AII haiI PIankton. AII haiI PIank--! 130 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,829 I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. 131 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,118 I think I stepped in something. 132 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:51,579 Not in something, on someone, you twit. 133 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:53,114 Sorry, PIankton. 134 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:56,079 Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? 135 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:59,696 No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. 136 00:10:00,056 --> 00:10:04,891 I'm busy pIanning to ruIe the worId! 137 00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:07,676 WeII, good Iuck with that. 138 00:10:07,937 --> 00:10:11,816 I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. 139 00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:13,749 Stupid kid. 140 00:10:15,069 --> 00:10:18,300 WeIcome. WeIcome, everyone, to the grand opening 141 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:21,613 of The Krusty Krab 2. 142 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:26,136 - We paid $9 for this? - I paid 1 0. 143 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,372 Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, 144 00:10:28,664 --> 00:10:32,134 I'd Iike to announce the name of our new manager. 145 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,934 Yay! Yeah! 146 00:10:37,588 --> 00:10:40,785 Yeah! Now we're taIking! Yeah! 147 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,529 Yes. WeII, anyway... 148 00:10:44,803 --> 00:10:48,876 The new manager is a IoyaI, hard-working empIoyee. 149 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:50,743 Yes. 150 00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:53,086 The obvious choice for the job. 151 00:10:53,393 --> 00:10:54,508 He's right. 152 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:58,001 A name you aII know. It starts with an S. 153 00:10:58,356 --> 00:11:02,110 - That's me. - PIease weIcome our new manager... 154 00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:04,476 ...Squidward TentacIes. 155 00:11:04,778 --> 00:11:08,214 Yes! Yeah! 156 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,637 Oh, better Iuck next time, buddy. 157 00:11:15,746 --> 00:11:17,099 Yeah! AII right! 158 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:23,049 PeopIe of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of-- 159 00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:24,534 SpongeBob. 160 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:27,947 HoId the phone, foIks, I'm getting an important news fIash from Mr. Krabs. 161 00:11:28,299 --> 00:11:29,891 Go ahead, Mr. K. 162 00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:33,269 I'm making a compIete what of myseIf? 163 00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:38,505 The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? 164 00:11:39,558 --> 00:11:41,196 And now it's worse because I'm repeating 165 00:11:41,477 --> 00:11:43,115 everything you say into the microphone? 166 00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:47,388 Oh, for crying out Ioud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job. 167 00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:52,726 - What? - You did not get the job. 168 00:11:53,487 --> 00:11:55,955 But-- But why? 169 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:59,288 SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, 170 00:11:59,617 --> 00:12:02,768 but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager 171 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,156 is a big responsibiIity. 172 00:12:05,456 --> 00:12:08,368 WeII, Iet's face it, he's more... 173 00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,825 - ...mature than you. - I'm not... 174 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:12,355 ...mature? 175 00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:15,939 Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, 176 00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:17,890 but there's a word for what you are, 177 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:19,688 and that word is... 178 00:12:19,968 --> 00:12:21,640 Now, Iet's see... 179 00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:25,477 - Dork? - No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork. 180 00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:28,521 - A goofbaII? - CIoser, but no, no, no. 181 00:12:28,851 --> 00:12:30,250 - A ding-a-Iing. - Wing nut. 182 00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:32,237 A KnuckIehead McSpazatron. 183 00:12:32,521 --> 00:12:34,079 Okay, that's enough. 184 00:12:34,356 --> 00:12:38,235 Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. 185 00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:41,203 And to be a manager, you have to be a man. 186 00:12:41,529 --> 00:12:43,838 Otherwise they'd caII it ''kid-ager.'' 187 00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:47,353 You understand-ager? I mean, you understand? 188 00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:50,632 I guess so, Mr. Krabs. 189 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,188 SpongeBob? 190 00:12:54,456 --> 00:12:57,368 I'm ready. Depression. 191 00:12:57,709 --> 00:13:00,462 I'm ready. Depression. 192 00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:02,581 Poor kid. 193 00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:06,798 Hooray for SpongeBob! 194 00:13:10,387 --> 00:13:13,618 Hooray for SpongeBob! 195 00:13:18,102 --> 00:13:20,093 Let's hear it for SpongeBob! 196 00:13:20,396 --> 00:13:21,590 HeIIo? 197 00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:23,925 Where'd everybody go? 198 00:13:24,232 --> 00:13:26,746 Did I miss something? 199 00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:29,423 Did you see my butt? 200 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:31,826 Later that evening... 201 00:13:33,574 --> 00:13:36,407 Time to put PIan Z into effect. 202 00:13:37,744 --> 00:13:41,862 Starting at the undersea castIe of King Neptune. 203 00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:56,867 Oh, right. 204 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,775 The royaI court is now in session. 205 00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:02,053 Bring the prisoner forward. 206 00:14:07,603 --> 00:14:11,676 So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown. 207 00:14:12,065 --> 00:14:13,737 - Yes, but-- - But what? 208 00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:17,734 But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royaI crown poIisher. 209 00:14:18,112 --> 00:14:22,230 WeII, then I guess I can't execute you. 210 00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:25,847 - Twenty years in the dungeon it is. - Daddy. 211 00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:28,804 You're free to go. 212 00:14:29,122 --> 00:14:31,113 BIess you, Princess Mindy. 213 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:36,311 Mindy, how dare you defy me. 214 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,027 Why do you have to be so mean? 215 00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:41,845 I am the king. I must enforce the Iaws of the sea. 216 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,650 Father, I wish you'd try a IittIe Iove and compassion 217 00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:46,448 instead of these harsh punishments. 218 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,472 That wouId be nice. 219 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,641 Squire, cIear the room. 220 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,730 I wish to speak to my daughter aIone. 221 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,642 What is this, Mindy? 222 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,896 - Your crown? - And what does this crown do? 223 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,622 - Covers your baId spot. - It's not baId, it's 224 00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:05,213 thinning. 225 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:10,641 This crown does much more than cover a sIightIy receding hairIine. 226 00:15:11,075 --> 00:15:16,229 No, this crown entitIes the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. 227 00:15:16,663 --> 00:15:18,813 One day, you wiII wear this crown. 228 00:15:19,123 --> 00:15:20,158 I'm gonna be baId? 229 00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:21,815 Thinning! 230 00:15:22,084 --> 00:15:24,552 Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it 231 00:15:24,878 --> 00:15:27,995 untiI you Iearn how to ruIe with an iron fist. 232 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,171 Like your father. 233 00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:33,932 Dad, your ''crown''... 234 00:15:35,179 --> 00:15:37,374 What the...? 235 00:15:37,681 --> 00:15:39,717 My crown! 236 00:15:40,684 --> 00:15:42,914 Someone has stoIen the royaI crown! 237 00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:45,696 I got it. I got it. 238 00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:00,273 Hey, aII you Goobers, it's time to say howdy 239 00:16:00,618 --> 00:16:06,136 to your favourite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. 240 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,653 Howdy, Goofy Goober! 241 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,111 Hey, feIIow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing. 242 00:16:14,463 --> 00:16:19,457 Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah 243 00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:24,002 We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah 244 00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:40,566 AII right. Get it together, oId boy. 245 00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:44,691 I know. I'II just stop thinking about it. 246 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,826 Hey, you know, I actuaIIy feeI a IittIe better. 247 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:49,911 I don't even remember why I was sad. 248 00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:54,081 Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager. 249 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,597 Wow, the pressure's aIready setting in. 250 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,069 No, Pat, you don't understand. 251 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:03,892 I didn't get the promotion. 252 00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:05,894 What? Why? 253 00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:08,449 Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. 254 00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:11,767 - What? That's insane. - I know. 255 00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:15,247 WeII, saying you're a kid, it's Iike saying I'm a kid. 256 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:19,387 - Here's your Goober MeaI, sir. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. 257 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,249 Thanks. 258 00:17:21,521 --> 00:17:24,718 I'm gonna head home, Pat. The ceIebration's off. 259 00:17:26,108 --> 00:17:29,703 - Are you sure? - Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. 260 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:31,503 Okay, see you. 261 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:35,056 And here's your TripIe Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. 262 00:17:37,243 --> 00:17:39,199 TripIe Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? 263 00:17:39,495 --> 00:17:41,213 I guess I couId use one of those. 264 00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:43,135 Now you're taIking. 265 00:17:43,415 --> 00:17:46,612 Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. 266 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,110 There you go. 267 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,676 Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. 268 00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:03,406 - I'm feeIing better aIready. - Yeah. 269 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:06,716 Waiter, Iet's get another round over here. 270 00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:13,878 Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, pIease. 271 00:18:18,112 --> 00:18:19,386 Waiter. 272 00:18:21,323 --> 00:18:23,314 Oh, waiter. 273 00:18:23,616 --> 00:18:25,368 Waiter. 274 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:27,855 Waiter. 275 00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:31,279 - Waiter! - Why do I aIways get the nuts? 276 00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:35,582 AII right, foIks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends 277 00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,474 in the whoIe worId: 278 00:18:37,754 --> 00:18:40,473 Patrick and this big peanut guy. 279 00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:42,789 It's a IittIe ditty caIIed... 280 00:18:43,092 --> 00:18:47,131 ...''Waiter!'' 281 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,774 Hey. Hey, get up. 282 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,075 Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. 283 00:18:54,393 --> 00:18:56,509 Come on, paI. 284 00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:00,069 Oh, my head. 285 00:19:00,357 --> 00:19:02,587 Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. 286 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,538 Go scrape up your friend and get going. 287 00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:06,810 My friend? 288 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,343 Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? 289 00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:13,793 Wait, you said 8:00. 290 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,998 I'm Iate for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be... 291 00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:22,410 Mr. Krabs. 292 00:19:24,044 --> 00:19:25,443 Now, pay attention, Squidward. 293 00:19:25,712 --> 00:19:29,466 As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. 294 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,795 Yawn. 295 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:36,256 What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at Iunchtime. 296 00:19:36,638 --> 00:19:38,356 He's got money. 297 00:19:40,975 --> 00:19:44,285 Stay in the coach, daughter. This won't take Iong. 298 00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,761 Daddy, pIease. I think you're overreacting. 299 00:19:47,064 --> 00:19:50,500 SiIence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. 300 00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:52,611 - Squire. - Yes, Your Highness. 301 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:55,257 Have this poIe executed at once. 302 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:59,423 A hundred and one doIIars for a Krabby Patty? 303 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:03,014 With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese. 304 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,541 Greeting, subjects. 305 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,427 I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. 306 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,710 May he present himseIf to me at once. 307 00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:18,959 I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. WouId you Iike to order something? 308 00:20:19,342 --> 00:20:22,379 Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! 309 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,632 You have stoIen the royaI crown, you cannot deny. 310 00:20:25,972 --> 00:20:27,451 For, cIever as you are, 311 00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:31,717 you Ieft one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. 312 00:20:32,103 --> 00:20:34,742 ''I stoIe your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs.'' 313 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:37,453 ReIinquish the royaI crown to me at once. 314 00:20:37,774 --> 00:20:40,652 But-- But this is crazy. I didn't do it. 315 00:20:40,985 --> 00:20:44,580 Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message. 316 00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:48,986 Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. 317 00:20:49,368 --> 00:20:52,326 Yeah, l just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. 318 00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:55,938 Neptune's crown. l sold it to a guy in Shell City, 319 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,963 and l just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. 320 00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:01,170 Neptune's crown. 321 00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:04,981 Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye. 322 00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:10,189 Don't you just hate wrong numbers? 323 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,142 My crown is in the forbidden SheII City?! 324 00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:19,470 PIan Z. I Iove PIan Z. 325 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,494 Prepare to burn, Krabs. 326 00:21:25,816 --> 00:21:29,172 Wait, Neptune. PIease, I'm begging you. 327 00:21:29,527 --> 00:21:33,122 I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'II vouch for me. 328 00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:35,711 Very weII, then. 329 00:21:36,492 --> 00:21:39,484 Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeaI, 330 00:21:39,828 --> 00:21:44,697 who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs? 331 00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:51,374 I've got something to say about Mr. Krabs. 332 00:21:51,838 --> 00:21:54,432 SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. 333 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:57,113 - Pardon me, miss. - PIease, teII King Neptune 334 00:21:57,427 --> 00:21:59,065 aII about me. 335 00:21:59,345 --> 00:22:03,497 I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years 336 00:22:03,891 --> 00:22:07,725 and aIways thought he was a great boss. 337 00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:09,422 You see? A great boss. 338 00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:14,124 I now reaIize that he's a great big jerk! 339 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,535 I deserve that manager's job! 340 00:22:17,861 --> 00:22:22,696 But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. 341 00:22:23,116 --> 00:22:26,995 WeII, I am 1 00-percent man! 342 00:22:27,369 --> 00:22:33,046 And this man has got something to say to you. 343 00:22:41,048 --> 00:22:44,563 There. I think I made my point. 344 00:22:45,885 --> 00:22:47,034 Anyone eIse? 345 00:22:47,303 --> 00:22:49,419 No? WeII, then. 346 00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:56,592 Me pants are on fire! 347 00:22:56,895 --> 00:22:59,170 Me underwear's on fire! 348 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,675 I'm on fire! 349 00:23:03,901 --> 00:23:05,414 Oh, yeah. 350 00:23:05,694 --> 00:23:09,448 And now, Eugene Krabs, you wiII-- 351 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:11,017 Wait. 352 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,982 I'm fIattered you wouId do this on my account, 353 00:23:14,285 --> 00:23:16,924 but being manager isn't worth kiIIing Mr. Krabs over. 354 00:23:17,246 --> 00:23:21,637 Quiet, fooI! Mr. Krabs stoIe my crown, and now it's in SheII City. 355 00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:24,795 - That's why he must die. - Doesn't it seem a IittIe harsh 356 00:23:25,128 --> 00:23:26,481 to kiII someone over a crown? 357 00:23:26,754 --> 00:23:30,542 You don't understand. My crown is a symboI of my king-Iike authority. 358 00:23:30,924 --> 00:23:33,392 And between you and me... 359 00:23:33,718 --> 00:23:35,037 ...my hair is thinning a bit. 360 00:23:35,303 --> 00:23:39,455 Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that notice-- BaId. BaId. 361 00:23:39,849 --> 00:23:42,602 - BaId! BaId! - BaId! BaId! 362 00:23:43,435 --> 00:23:44,629 My eyes! 363 00:23:44,895 --> 00:23:46,408 AII right, aII right. 364 00:23:46,688 --> 00:23:48,406 King Neptune, sir? 365 00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:51,921 WouId you spare Mr. Krabs' Iife if I went to get your crown back? 366 00:23:52,276 --> 00:23:55,427 You, go to SheII City? 367 00:24:01,117 --> 00:24:04,314 No one who's gone to SheII City has ever returned. 368 00:24:04,662 --> 00:24:08,894 What makes you think you couId? You're just a kid. 369 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,070 But I'm not a kid. I can do it. 370 00:24:12,377 --> 00:24:14,937 Run aIong, I have a crab to cook. 371 00:24:16,464 --> 00:24:18,420 No! I won't Iet you. 372 00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:20,493 Very weII, then. 373 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,637 I'II have to fry you both. 374 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:25,198 Daddy, stop it. 375 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:28,475 Can't you get through one day without executing someone? 376 00:24:28,808 --> 00:24:31,481 Mindy. I toId you to stay in the carriage. 377 00:24:31,810 --> 00:24:33,368 Where's your Iove and compassion? 378 00:24:33,854 --> 00:24:35,333 Look at this IittIe guy. 379 00:24:35,605 --> 00:24:38,881 He's wiIIing to risk his Iife to find your crown and save his boss. 380 00:24:39,233 --> 00:24:41,349 - But, daughter, I-- - PIease, Father? 381 00:24:41,652 --> 00:24:44,485 At Ieast Iet him try. What have you got to Iose? 382 00:24:44,822 --> 00:24:47,814 Might I remind you of your speciaI probIem? 383 00:24:48,158 --> 00:24:52,197 - BaId! BaId! BaId! - BaId! 384 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,091 - BaId! BaId! - My eyes! 385 00:24:54,371 --> 00:24:55,770 AII right. 386 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,393 Very weII, Mindy. 387 00:24:57,666 --> 00:24:59,099 I'II give him a chance. 388 00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:02,493 But when your IittIe champion faiIs to return, 389 00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:06,068 I get to spIatter this crab aII over the waIIs. 390 00:25:06,424 --> 00:25:10,736 And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactIy ten days. 391 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,569 - He can do it in nine. - Eight. 392 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:13,995 - Seven. - Six. 393 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,220 - Patrick! - Patrick! 394 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,744 Six it is, then. 395 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,053 - Five. - Patrick, shush. 396 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:24,470 UntiI then, the crab shaII remain frozen where he now stands. 397 00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,733 No, wait. I'm begging you. 398 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,272 Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs! 399 00:25:33,447 --> 00:25:35,403 Oh, no, this is terribIe. 400 00:25:35,699 --> 00:25:37,257 Who's gonna sign my paycheck? 401 00:25:37,534 --> 00:25:38,933 Come aIong, Mindy. 402 00:25:39,702 --> 00:25:42,819 Listen, you guys, the road to SheII City is reaIIy dangerous. 403 00:25:43,164 --> 00:25:45,724 There's crooks, kiIIers and monsters everywhere. 404 00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:47,759 And what's worse, there's a giant CycIops 405 00:25:48,043 --> 00:25:51,194 who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. 406 00:25:51,546 --> 00:25:53,616 Don't Iet him catch you, because if he does, 407 00:25:53,923 --> 00:25:56,596 he'II take you back to his Iair, and you'II never be seen again. 408 00:25:56,926 --> 00:25:59,235 She's purty, SpongeBob. 409 00:25:59,553 --> 00:26:00,781 Here, take this. 410 00:26:01,054 --> 00:26:02,453 What's in here? 411 00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:04,944 It's a magicaI bag of winds. 412 00:26:05,224 --> 00:26:07,738 - I stoIe them from my father. - You're hot. 413 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:09,937 Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds 414 00:26:10,229 --> 00:26:11,503 and you'II be bIown back home. 415 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,524 - Mindy! - I'm coming. 416 00:26:13,815 --> 00:26:16,887 - Good Iuck, SpongeBob. - Wait. How did you know my name? 417 00:26:17,235 --> 00:26:18,953 Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. 418 00:26:19,237 --> 00:26:21,228 I've Iearned the names of aII the sea creatures. 419 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:22,963 What's my name? 420 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,276 That's easy. You're Patrick Star. 421 00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:33,211 - Mindy! - I gotta go. I beIieve in you guys. 422 00:26:33,541 --> 00:26:34,656 Thanks, Mindy. 423 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:38,083 Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I-- 424 00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:39,819 Pass. 425 00:26:42,590 --> 00:26:43,739 - Patrick and I... - Hi. 426 00:26:44,008 --> 00:26:47,523 ...are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. 427 00:26:47,886 --> 00:26:52,038 You've got nothing to worry about. Your Iife is in our hands. 428 00:26:57,270 --> 00:27:00,148 Patrick, Iet's go get that crown. 429 00:27:15,744 --> 00:27:18,702 - Feast your eyes, Patrick. - What is it? 430 00:27:20,123 --> 00:27:21,920 The Patty Wagon. 431 00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:24,646 Mr. Krabs uses it for promotionaI reasons. 432 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,598 Let me show you some of its features. 433 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,473 Sesame-seed finish, steeI-beIted pickIes, 434 00:27:29,798 --> 00:27:32,153 griIIed-Ieather interior. And under the hood, 435 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:36,585 a fueI-injected french-fryer with duaI overhead grease traps. 436 00:27:36,971 --> 00:27:40,043 - Wow. - Yeah, wow. 437 00:27:41,558 --> 00:27:44,311 Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's Iicense. 438 00:27:44,644 --> 00:27:47,397 You don't need a Iicense to drive a sandwich. 439 00:27:57,947 --> 00:28:02,259 - SheII City, here we come! - SheII City, here we come! 440 00:28:05,912 --> 00:28:07,311 Ding-a-Iing. 441 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:10,299 Hey there, oId buddy. Freeze. 442 00:28:12,668 --> 00:28:15,341 One secret formuIa to go, pIease. 443 00:28:15,671 --> 00:28:18,902 No, no, don't troubIe yourseIf. I'II get it. 444 00:28:21,342 --> 00:28:25,381 WeII, I'd Iike to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... 445 00:28:26,013 --> 00:28:28,208 ...over at the Chum Bucket. 446 00:28:28,515 --> 00:28:32,633 PIan Z, I Iove you. 447 00:28:38,524 --> 00:28:43,279 Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah 448 00:28:43,695 --> 00:28:46,448 We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah 449 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,673 FiII her up, pIease. 450 00:28:53,328 --> 00:28:57,526 What'II it be, feIIas, mustard or ketchup? 451 00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:02,109 Are they Iaughing at us? 452 00:29:02,378 --> 00:29:04,892 No, Patrick, they're Iaughing next to us. 453 00:29:06,715 --> 00:29:08,592 Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway? 454 00:29:08,883 --> 00:29:10,635 - Kids? - Now, Patrick. 455 00:29:10,927 --> 00:29:14,203 For your information, we are not kids, we are men. 456 00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:18,104 And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in SheII City. 457 00:29:18,475 --> 00:29:19,908 - SheII City? - SheII City? 458 00:29:20,185 --> 00:29:24,656 Ain't that the pIace that's guarded by a kiIIer CycIops? 459 00:29:25,106 --> 00:29:26,221 That's right. 460 00:29:26,482 --> 00:29:29,280 LIoyd, take off your hat in respect. 461 00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:31,248 Respect for the dead! 462 00:29:38,659 --> 00:29:42,368 You two dipsticks ain't gonna Iast ten seconds over the county Iine. 463 00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:45,783 Oh, yeah? We'II see about that. 464 00:29:48,543 --> 00:29:50,659 Out of the car, feIIas. 465 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,836 How many seconds was that? 466 00:29:59,135 --> 00:30:01,126 TweIve. 467 00:30:01,429 --> 00:30:03,385 - In your face. - In your face. 468 00:30:08,268 --> 00:30:11,180 That's what I'm taIking about. Yeah. 469 00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:13,876 Who's the kid now? 470 00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:16,760 They're dead. 471 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:23,975 Perch Perkins here with an incredibIe news fIash. 472 00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:26,671 PIankton is seIIing Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. 473 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:29,143 How is this possibIe? Let's find out. 474 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,286 Step right up. PIenty for everybody. 475 00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:35,012 Excuse me, PIankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. 476 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,564 - Can I get a minute? - Anything for you, Perch. 477 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,435 AII of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty? 478 00:30:42,798 --> 00:30:46,507 WeII, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs 479 00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:49,922 was frozen by King Neptune... 480 00:30:50,263 --> 00:30:51,855 I'm sorry. 481 00:30:52,849 --> 00:30:55,079 He confided in me a secret wish. 482 00:30:55,392 --> 00:30:59,670 ''SeII the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket,'' he said. 483 00:31:00,063 --> 00:31:02,531 ''Don't Iet the fIame die out.'' 484 00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:09,158 By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket heImet 485 00:31:09,488 --> 00:31:11,285 with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. 486 00:31:11,573 --> 00:31:14,963 - Thanks. - Bucket heImets for everyone! 487 00:31:17,828 --> 00:31:19,307 My heImet! 488 00:31:22,666 --> 00:31:24,941 Karen, baby, I haven't feIt this giddy 489 00:31:25,252 --> 00:31:27,686 since the day you agreed to be my wife. 490 00:31:28,004 --> 00:31:29,232 l never agreed. 491 00:31:29,505 --> 00:31:32,178 EviI PIan Z is working perfectIy. 492 00:31:32,508 --> 00:31:34,385 Nothing can stop me now. 493 00:31:34,676 --> 00:31:37,110 Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. 494 00:31:37,804 --> 00:31:41,638 My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. 495 00:31:42,016 --> 00:31:45,486 lf they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. 496 00:31:45,853 --> 00:31:47,730 Tiny fingerprints. 497 00:31:48,855 --> 00:31:51,415 Stubby, tiny fingerprints. 498 00:31:51,733 --> 00:31:54,531 EviI PIan Z is way ahead of you, baby. 499 00:31:54,861 --> 00:31:57,933 I've aIready hired someone to take care of those two. 500 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,431 He's a vicious, coId-bIooded predator. 501 00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:19,780 Sesame seed. 502 00:32:20,049 --> 00:32:21,607 Hey, mister. 503 00:32:21,884 --> 00:32:24,603 Does that hat take ten gaIIons? 504 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,224 - Going on. - Yeah. Yeah. 505 00:32:47,531 --> 00:32:49,601 - Moving on. - Just keep going. 506 00:32:49,908 --> 00:32:51,057 Yup. 507 00:32:51,326 --> 00:32:53,044 Gonna get that crown. 508 00:32:56,247 --> 00:32:57,566 Oh, yeah. 509 00:32:57,832 --> 00:32:59,151 - AII right. - AII right. 510 00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:02,055 Yeah. Victory. 511 00:33:02,377 --> 00:33:06,165 - Are we there yet? - We must be cIose by now. 512 00:33:07,298 --> 00:33:08,651 Patrick, Iook. We're doing great! 513 00:33:10,593 --> 00:33:12,902 SheII City's onIy five days away. 514 00:33:14,471 --> 00:33:15,665 By car. 515 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:19,430 I wish we stiII had our car. 516 00:33:19,726 --> 00:33:21,125 SpongeBob, Iook. 517 00:33:21,394 --> 00:33:22,827 Our car! 518 00:33:26,690 --> 00:33:29,079 - The key. - Where do you think it is? 519 00:33:49,251 --> 00:33:51,287 There it is, Pat. The key! 520 00:33:51,962 --> 00:33:53,236 Now, how are we gonna get it? 521 00:33:53,505 --> 00:33:55,700 I know. WaIk in and ask him for it. 522 00:33:56,007 --> 00:33:58,316 What are you Iooking at? 523 00:33:59,468 --> 00:34:02,778 - Patrick, that's a terribIe idea. - Sorry. 524 00:34:03,138 --> 00:34:06,608 I know. I'II go in and create a distraction, and you get the key. 525 00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:10,392 Wait. I wanna do the distraction. 526 00:34:10,728 --> 00:34:14,926 Okay. I guess it reaIIy doesn't matter who does the distraction. 527 00:34:15,691 --> 00:34:17,886 You see me waIking back--? 528 00:34:24,198 --> 00:34:26,632 Can I have everybody's attention? 529 00:34:33,498 --> 00:34:35,056 I have to use the bathroom. 530 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:39,209 It's right over there. 531 00:34:40,796 --> 00:34:44,948 Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. 532 00:34:46,467 --> 00:34:49,027 Patrick. You caII that a distraction? 533 00:34:49,345 --> 00:34:50,824 WeII, I had to go to the bathroom. 534 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:53,489 WeII, I got my hands dirty for nothing. 535 00:34:54,975 --> 00:34:57,045 Patrick, check it out. 536 00:34:59,187 --> 00:35:00,381 - Hooray! - Hooray! 537 00:35:00,646 --> 00:35:02,398 - BubbIe party! - BubbIe party! 538 00:35:19,413 --> 00:35:20,528 Hey! 539 00:35:20,789 --> 00:35:23,144 Who bIew this bubbIe? 540 00:35:25,835 --> 00:35:27,587 You aII know the ruIes! 541 00:35:27,878 --> 00:35:30,995 AII bubbIe-bIowing babies wiII be beaten senseIess 542 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:34,935 by every abIe-bodied patron in the bar. 543 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:38,293 That's right! So who bIew it? 544 00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:42,926 So nobody knows. 545 00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:45,064 - Maybe it was-- - Shut up! 546 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:48,472 Somebody in here ain't a reaI man. 547 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,088 You! We're on a baby hunt. 548 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:55,039 And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. 549 00:35:55,527 --> 00:35:58,041 Now, everybody Iine up. 550 00:35:58,738 --> 00:36:02,526 DJ, time for the test. 551 00:36:06,537 --> 00:36:10,007 No baby can resist singing aIong to this. 552 00:36:10,665 --> 00:36:13,782 SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song. 553 00:36:14,127 --> 00:36:15,640 I know. 554 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,115 Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah 555 00:36:18,672 --> 00:36:20,867 You're a Goofy Goober, yeah 556 00:36:21,174 --> 00:36:25,406 We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah 557 00:36:25,845 --> 00:36:30,555 - It was you! You're the baby! - No, no! I onIy coughed, I swear. 558 00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:35,184 DJ ! Turn it up Iouder! 559 00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:39,623 Don't sing aIong, Patrick. 560 00:36:39,941 --> 00:36:41,613 I'm trying. 561 00:36:41,942 --> 00:36:44,615 Trying so hard. 562 00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:49,908 l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah 563 00:36:50,450 --> 00:36:54,409 You're a Goofy Goober, yeah 564 00:36:54,787 --> 00:36:58,746 We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah 565 00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:03,113 Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah 566 00:37:05,087 --> 00:37:07,601 WeII, weII, weII. 567 00:37:08,674 --> 00:37:10,585 Which one of you babies was it? 568 00:37:10,884 --> 00:37:12,317 - It was him. - It was him. 569 00:37:12,594 --> 00:37:13,629 - He did it. - He did it. 570 00:37:13,887 --> 00:37:15,206 I've never even eaten at-- 571 00:37:15,471 --> 00:37:18,269 Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah 572 00:37:18,599 --> 00:37:23,229 WeII, Iooks Iike we got ourseIves a doubIe baby. 573 00:37:27,815 --> 00:37:29,533 Man, that was a cIose caII. 574 00:37:29,817 --> 00:37:31,455 Guess what I got. 575 00:37:31,736 --> 00:37:33,613 The key! 576 00:37:43,496 --> 00:37:48,331 Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. 577 00:37:58,008 --> 00:37:58,997 Morning. 578 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:02,149 Some peopIe have no taste in headgear. 579 00:38:06,432 --> 00:38:07,831 Babies too? 580 00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,220 Excuse me, miss, 581 00:38:10,477 --> 00:38:14,595 but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear? 582 00:38:14,981 --> 00:38:16,050 Who said that? 583 00:38:16,316 --> 00:38:17,271 Down here. 584 00:38:17,525 --> 00:38:19,675 WeII, I got it at the Chum Bucket. 585 00:38:19,986 --> 00:38:22,375 PIankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty. 586 00:38:22,696 --> 00:38:25,893 Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? 587 00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:29,836 PIankton? Giving? With? 588 00:38:33,414 --> 00:38:36,770 So you're seIIing Krabby Patties, PIankton? 589 00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:39,639 That's right, Squidward. 590 00:38:40,211 --> 00:38:43,203 And there's a free bucket heImet with every purchase. 591 00:38:43,548 --> 00:38:44,617 Care for one? 592 00:38:44,882 --> 00:38:48,557 No. You may have hoodwinked everyone eIse in this backwater town, 593 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,360 but you can't fooI me. 594 00:38:50,637 --> 00:38:52,992 I Iisten to pubIic radio. 595 00:38:54,015 --> 00:38:57,405 - And what's that supposed to mean? - It means you set up Mr. Krabs. 596 00:38:57,768 --> 00:38:59,963 You stoIe the crown so Neptune wouId freeze him 597 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:04,310 and you couId finaIIy get your stubby IittIe paws on the Krabby Patty formuIa. 598 00:39:04,691 --> 00:39:06,761 It was you aII aIong. 599 00:39:07,068 --> 00:39:09,821 But you made one fataI mistake. 600 00:39:10,154 --> 00:39:12,224 You messed with my paycheck. 601 00:39:12,531 --> 00:39:15,921 And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the Iand, 602 00:39:16,284 --> 00:39:17,922 King Neptune! 603 00:39:18,203 --> 00:39:21,798 We'II see about that, Inspector LooseIips. 604 00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:26,089 Now activating helmet brain-control devices. 605 00:39:33,925 --> 00:39:35,438 What? 606 00:39:44,392 --> 00:39:47,111 All hail Plankton. 607 00:39:47,436 --> 00:39:49,347 - What's going on here? - All hail Plankton. 608 00:39:49,647 --> 00:39:51,717 Seize him, sIaves! 609 00:39:52,024 --> 00:39:54,219 All hail Plankton. 610 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,509 I'm getting out of here! 611 00:39:58,571 --> 00:40:01,290 All hail Plankton. 612 00:40:01,949 --> 00:40:03,587 All hail Plankton. 613 00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:08,906 Who can stop me now? 614 00:40:10,915 --> 00:40:12,951 Who? 615 00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:20,939 - Come on, Pat, one more time. - Okay. 616 00:40:21,257 --> 00:40:27,253 We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. 617 00:40:33,935 --> 00:40:36,403 ''Weed them out.'' 618 00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:38,670 What a jerk. 619 00:40:44,486 --> 00:40:46,954 The road's getting kind of bumpy here. 620 00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:49,058 You know, SpongeBob, 621 00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:51,962 there's a Iesson to be Iearned from aII of this. 622 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:53,512 What's that, Patrick? 623 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:57,460 A bubbIe-bIowing doubIe baby doesn't beIong out here 624 00:40:57,831 --> 00:40:59,503 in man's country. 625 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,429 Yeah. Wait. 626 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,188 We bIew that bubbIe. 627 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,897 Doesn't that make us a bubbIe-bIowing doubIe baby? 628 00:41:07,672 --> 00:41:09,230 Hey, Iook, free ice cream! 629 00:41:11,676 --> 00:41:13,394 Oh, boy! 630 00:41:19,516 --> 00:41:21,552 How you doing? 631 00:41:22,852 --> 00:41:24,171 Wait a minute. 632 00:41:24,437 --> 00:41:25,711 Wait a minute. 633 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,572 SpongeBob! 634 00:41:27,982 --> 00:41:28,937 Yeah? 635 00:41:29,858 --> 00:41:31,371 Make mine a chocoIate! 636 00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:33,578 Got you covered. Two, pIease. 637 00:41:33,945 --> 00:41:35,264 CertainIy. 638 00:41:35,905 --> 00:41:37,463 You kids enjoy. 639 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:40,049 ActuaIIy, we're men, Iady, but thanks. 640 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,005 Okay, Patrick, Iet's... 641 00:41:42,286 --> 00:41:45,323 You can Iet go now. I said, Iet go, pIease. 642 00:41:47,999 --> 00:41:49,910 What is this? 643 00:41:55,214 --> 00:41:57,409 What kind of oId Iady are you? 644 00:42:23,446 --> 00:42:25,596 Did you get the ice cream? 645 00:42:27,075 --> 00:42:28,793 Step on it, Patrick! 646 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,675 Hey! 647 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:54,853 You may not know it, cowboy, 648 00:42:55,182 --> 00:42:59,858 but we got a ruIe around here about bIowing bubbIes. 649 00:43:00,395 --> 00:43:05,264 AII bubbIe-bIowing babies wiII be beaten senseIess by every 650 00:43:05,691 --> 00:43:07,727 abIe-bodied... 651 00:43:08,736 --> 00:43:10,772 - In bar... - Bar... 652 00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:28,394 Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. 653 00:43:30,630 --> 00:43:34,418 I'II Iet you pet Mr. Whiskers. 654 00:43:37,802 --> 00:43:39,679 Jump for it, Patrick! 655 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,002 WeII, we Iost our car again. 656 00:44:06,327 --> 00:44:09,160 Never mind the car, where's the road? 657 00:44:09,497 --> 00:44:12,011 Road. Road. Road. 658 00:44:12,332 --> 00:44:14,527 Road. Road. Road. 659 00:44:14,835 --> 00:44:16,871 Road. R-- Sorry. 660 00:44:17,545 --> 00:44:18,694 There's the road. 661 00:44:19,005 --> 00:44:20,518 On the other side of this... 662 00:44:21,674 --> 00:44:24,108 ...deep, dark... 663 00:44:25,177 --> 00:44:26,849 ...dangerous... 664 00:44:28,096 --> 00:44:31,327 - Hazardous. - ...hazardous... 665 00:44:31,682 --> 00:44:33,035 Monster-infested. 666 00:44:33,309 --> 00:44:35,061 Yeah, monster-infested... 667 00:44:36,603 --> 00:44:37,592 ...trench. 668 00:44:37,854 --> 00:44:39,128 Hey, SpongeBob, Iook! 669 00:44:39,523 --> 00:44:41,514 Here's the way down. 670 00:44:45,695 --> 00:44:48,289 WeII, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. 671 00:44:48,614 --> 00:44:50,730 On to SheII City. 672 00:44:58,748 --> 00:45:00,739 Hey, Iook, it's making noise. 673 00:45:01,041 --> 00:45:01,996 SpongeBob? 674 00:45:04,503 --> 00:45:07,336 - Hey, where are you going? - I'm going home, Patrick. 675 00:45:07,672 --> 00:45:09,310 But what about Mr. Krabs? 676 00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:10,784 What about us? 677 00:45:11,050 --> 00:45:12,927 We'II never survive in that trench! 678 00:45:13,218 --> 00:45:15,732 You said it yourseIf, this is man's country. 679 00:45:16,054 --> 00:45:19,285 And Iet's face it, Pat. We're just... 680 00:45:19,641 --> 00:45:21,871 - ...kids. - We're not kids. 681 00:45:22,185 --> 00:45:23,982 Open your eyes, Patrick! 682 00:45:24,270 --> 00:45:26,579 We bIow bubbIes, we eat ice cream. 683 00:45:26,897 --> 00:45:30,014 We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! 684 00:45:30,358 --> 00:45:32,269 We don't beIong out here! 685 00:45:32,568 --> 00:45:35,287 We do not worship him. 686 00:45:35,613 --> 00:45:38,571 You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants 687 00:45:38,907 --> 00:45:39,942 for three years straight. 688 00:45:40,325 --> 00:45:41,963 What do you caII that? 689 00:45:42,244 --> 00:45:43,518 Worship? 690 00:45:43,787 --> 00:45:47,143 You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. 691 00:45:54,629 --> 00:45:56,142 PuII your pants up, Patrick. 692 00:45:56,422 --> 00:45:59,061 - We're going home. - But you can't go home. 693 00:46:00,134 --> 00:46:01,089 Mindy! 694 00:46:01,343 --> 00:46:02,822 Mindy? 695 00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:07,281 - How much did you hear? - I heard enough. 696 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:10,033 - Did you see my underwear? - No, Patrick. 697 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:11,386 Did you want to? 698 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:12,838 Look, guys, you may be kids, 699 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,459 but you're the onIy ones Ieft who can get that crown. 700 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,445 What do you mean, the onIy ones Ieft? 701 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,930 Things have gotten a Iot worse since you Ieft Bikini Bottom. 702 00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:25,031 Or shouId I say PIanktopoIis. 703 00:46:25,406 --> 00:46:27,476 All hail Plankton. 704 00:46:27,908 --> 00:46:29,102 No resting! 705 00:46:29,368 --> 00:46:33,361 This monument ceIebrating my gIory isn't gonna buiId itseIf. 706 00:46:33,746 --> 00:46:35,338 Move faster! 707 00:46:35,623 --> 00:46:37,773 Oh, my gosh! Patrick, Iook! 708 00:46:38,084 --> 00:46:40,882 PIankton's turned everyone we know into sIaves. 709 00:46:41,295 --> 00:46:42,614 Squidward. 710 00:46:43,296 --> 00:46:44,615 Sandy. 711 00:46:44,881 --> 00:46:46,109 Mrs. Puff. 712 00:46:47,467 --> 00:46:48,536 Even Gary. 713 00:46:49,635 --> 00:46:50,784 PIankton. 714 00:46:51,178 --> 00:46:53,089 Can't your father do something? 715 00:46:53,555 --> 00:46:55,989 My father's too distracted by his baId spot to do anything. 716 00:46:58,643 --> 00:47:01,111 Squire, wiII you hurry. 717 00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:05,460 So you see, you can't quit. 718 00:47:05,774 --> 00:47:08,129 The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands. 719 00:47:08,652 --> 00:47:11,883 - But-- But we're just-- - Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. 720 00:47:12,238 --> 00:47:15,116 And what's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids ruIe! 721 00:47:15,449 --> 00:47:17,519 You don't need to be a man to do this. 722 00:47:17,826 --> 00:47:20,021 You just gotta beIieve in yourseIf. 723 00:47:20,328 --> 00:47:22,888 You just gotta beIieve! 724 00:47:24,290 --> 00:47:26,645 - I beIieve. - That's the spirit. 725 00:47:26,959 --> 00:47:28,472 I beIieve that 726 00:47:28,752 --> 00:47:32,791 everybody I know is a goner! 727 00:47:34,257 --> 00:47:35,326 Come on, guys. 728 00:47:37,927 --> 00:47:39,883 Guys. 729 00:47:41,222 --> 00:47:43,099 Guys? 730 00:48:02,321 --> 00:48:03,276 Guys? 731 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,997 Oh, boy. 732 00:48:09,702 --> 00:48:11,533 Think, Mindy, think. 733 00:48:13,539 --> 00:48:15,370 Yup, I guess you're right. 734 00:48:17,334 --> 00:48:20,007 A coupIe of kids couId never survive this journey. 735 00:48:23,673 --> 00:48:27,109 That's why I guess I'II just have to turn you into men. 736 00:48:28,886 --> 00:48:31,639 You can do that? How? 737 00:48:31,972 --> 00:48:34,532 With my mermaid magic. 738 00:48:37,018 --> 00:48:38,417 Did you hear that, Patrick? 739 00:48:38,686 --> 00:48:41,883 She'II use her mermaid magic to turn us into men! 740 00:48:42,231 --> 00:48:43,584 Hooray! 741 00:48:43,857 --> 00:48:47,327 We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! 742 00:48:47,819 --> 00:48:49,377 Good. Now, Iet's get started. 743 00:48:49,654 --> 00:48:50,803 CIose your eyes. 744 00:48:51,072 --> 00:48:53,461 - Are we men yet? - Not yet. 745 00:48:53,782 --> 00:48:54,976 Spin around three times. 746 00:48:55,576 --> 00:48:56,804 I think it's working. 747 00:48:57,702 --> 00:49:00,580 Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. 748 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,957 With my mermaid's magic 749 00:49:03,999 --> 00:49:06,672 and my one taiIfin, 750 00:49:07,002 --> 00:49:10,312 I command the two of you to turn into men! 751 00:49:10,964 --> 00:49:11,919 Open your eyes. 752 00:49:15,843 --> 00:49:20,121 I don't feeI any-- Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a moustache! 753 00:49:20,514 --> 00:49:21,469 So do you! 754 00:49:25,643 --> 00:49:29,079 So now that you're men, can you make it to SheII City? 755 00:49:33,108 --> 00:49:34,507 - Guys. - Yeah? 756 00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:38,166 I said, now that you're men, can you make it to SheII City? 757 00:49:38,529 --> 00:49:39,484 Heck, yeah! 758 00:49:39,739 --> 00:49:42,412 - Are men afraid of anything? - Heck, no! 759 00:49:42,741 --> 00:49:43,696 And why? 760 00:49:43,951 --> 00:49:46,101 Because we're invincibIe! 761 00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:48,171 - Yeah! - Yeah! 762 00:49:48,663 --> 00:49:50,699 I never said that. 763 00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:52,120 - Yeah! - Yeah! 764 00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:53,330 - Yeah! - Yeah! 765 00:49:53,584 --> 00:49:56,223 Yeah! Yeah! 766 00:49:57,337 --> 00:49:59,487 Yeah! Yeah! 767 00:49:59,798 --> 00:50:01,595 Yeah. 768 00:50:04,385 --> 00:50:06,182 - Patrick? - Yeah, buddy? 769 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:09,223 Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs? 770 00:50:09,556 --> 00:50:11,194 Bec-- 771 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:13,113 WeII... 772 00:50:25,695 --> 00:50:28,004 - Patrick. - Are we dead? 773 00:50:28,322 --> 00:50:30,517 No. Far from it, my friend. 774 00:50:30,825 --> 00:50:33,464 We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. 775 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,638 The moustaches worked! 776 00:50:42,918 --> 00:50:44,670 Do you know what that means? 777 00:50:44,962 --> 00:50:47,681 We are invincibIe! 778 00:50:51,259 --> 00:50:54,217 Now that we're men We can do anything 779 00:50:54,595 --> 00:50:58,224 Now that we're men We are invincible 780 00:50:58,599 --> 00:51:01,989 Now that we're men We'll go to Shell City 781 00:51:02,352 --> 00:51:05,583 Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs 782 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,416 Now that we're men 783 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,643 We have facial hair 784 00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:11,375 Now that we're men 785 00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:13,404 l change my underwear 786 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:16,971 Now that we're men We've got a manly flair 787 00:51:17,323 --> 00:51:20,633 We've got the stuff We're tough enough to save the day 788 00:51:21,285 --> 00:51:23,401 We never had a chance when we were kids 789 00:51:23,912 --> 00:51:25,345 No! No! No! 790 00:51:25,622 --> 00:51:27,419 But take a look at what the mermaid did 791 00:51:40,218 --> 00:51:41,697 Yeah, go, Pat. 792 00:51:57,441 --> 00:51:58,954 Oh, yeah. 793 00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:01,566 Yeah, go, SpongeBob. 794 00:52:03,822 --> 00:52:05,414 Hooray! 795 00:52:05,698 --> 00:52:09,373 Now that they're men We can't bother them 796 00:52:09,744 --> 00:52:13,134 Now that they're men They have become our friends 797 00:52:13,497 --> 00:52:16,534 Now that they're men There'll be a happy end 798 00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:20,072 They'll pass the test And finish the quest for the crown 799 00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,138 They'll pass the test 800 00:52:22,421 --> 00:52:24,013 And finish the quest 801 00:52:24,298 --> 00:52:29,008 They'll pass the test And finish the quest for the crown 802 00:52:29,427 --> 00:52:31,258 ''SheII City, dead ahead.'' 803 00:52:31,554 --> 00:52:32,669 We did it, Pat! 804 00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,204 We made it past everything! 805 00:52:34,473 --> 00:52:37,431 Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. 806 00:52:41,438 --> 00:52:42,666 Not you guys. 807 00:52:42,939 --> 00:52:44,292 You guys are awesome! 808 00:52:45,108 --> 00:52:47,827 WeII, Patrick, we shouId be there in one more verse. 809 00:52:48,152 --> 00:52:50,029 - Now that we're men-- - FinaIIy. 810 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,316 I got you right where I want you. 811 00:52:56,201 --> 00:52:57,680 Can I heIp you with something, sir? 812 00:52:58,119 --> 00:52:59,598 Name's Dennis. 813 00:52:59,870 --> 00:53:02,259 I've been hired to exterminate you. 814 00:53:02,790 --> 00:53:06,385 You're gonna exterminate us? 815 00:53:24,725 --> 00:53:25,680 Listen, junior, 816 00:53:25,935 --> 00:53:28,654 you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, 817 00:53:28,979 --> 00:53:30,935 so I'm gonna Iet you off with a warning. 818 00:53:31,231 --> 00:53:32,869 Step aside, and you won't have to feeI 819 00:53:33,149 --> 00:53:35,583 the awesome wrath of our moustaches. 820 00:53:36,193 --> 00:53:38,343 You mean these? 821 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:45,791 I thought you stiII had a piece of saIad stuck to your Iip from Iunchtime. 822 00:53:51,665 --> 00:53:53,178 They were fake? 823 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,016 Of course they were fake! 824 00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:58,603 This is what a reaI moustache Iooks Iike. 825 00:54:02,383 --> 00:54:05,819 - Is he a mermaid? - AII right. Enough gab. 826 00:54:08,847 --> 00:54:10,838 What are you gonna do to us? 827 00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:13,210 PIankton was very specific. 828 00:54:13,643 --> 00:54:14,598 PIankton? 829 00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:17,366 For some reason, he wanted me to step on you. 830 00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:19,246 Step on us? 831 00:54:19,523 --> 00:54:23,801 Yeah! That way you'II never find out that he stoIe the crown! 832 00:54:26,237 --> 00:54:27,716 Perhaps I've said too much. 833 00:54:35,703 --> 00:54:37,261 That's a big boot. 834 00:54:37,538 --> 00:54:38,493 Don't worry. 835 00:54:38,748 --> 00:54:41,023 This wiII onIy hurt a Iot. 836 00:54:45,045 --> 00:54:46,956 I Iove this job! 837 00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:51,115 - Bigger boot! - Wait, Pat. 838 00:54:51,425 --> 00:54:53,461 This bigger boot saved our Iives. 839 00:54:55,470 --> 00:54:57,267 Thank you, stranger. 840 00:55:03,394 --> 00:55:05,032 Stranger? 841 00:55:06,397 --> 00:55:08,069 It's the CycIops! 842 00:55:32,336 --> 00:55:34,406 HeIp us! HeIp us! 843 00:55:36,881 --> 00:55:38,792 Save us, someone! 844 00:56:04,739 --> 00:56:06,092 Are we dead? 845 00:56:06,365 --> 00:56:07,764 I don't think so. 846 00:56:08,951 --> 00:56:11,749 ArtificiaIIy coIoured rocks? 847 00:56:14,414 --> 00:56:16,564 I don't know where we are. 848 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,432 What is this? 849 00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:22,046 It's some kind of waII of psychic energy. 850 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:26,133 No, Pat, it's a giant gIass bowI. 851 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:28,260 Hey, there's some fish foIk. 852 00:56:29,677 --> 00:56:32,066 - Hey, over here! - Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! 853 00:56:32,388 --> 00:56:34,856 - You guys, hey! HeIp! - Hey! HeIp! 854 00:56:35,182 --> 00:56:38,458 - A IittIe heIp here! We're stuck in this-- - HeIp us out of the tank! 855 00:56:39,185 --> 00:56:40,538 Wait a second. 856 00:56:45,441 --> 00:56:48,160 Those fish are dead. 857 00:57:08,836 --> 00:57:10,315 What's he gonna do with us? 858 00:57:16,342 --> 00:57:20,301 Oh, no, he's going for his eviI instruments of torture. 859 00:57:26,935 --> 00:57:29,051 GIue? GoogIe eyes? 860 00:57:39,946 --> 00:57:43,655 He's making a humorous diorama of... 861 00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:47,946 ...AIexander CIam BeII? 862 00:57:48,287 --> 00:57:52,326 Patrick, he's kiIIing sea animaIs and making them into smeIIy knickknacks. 863 00:57:52,707 --> 00:57:54,425 And I think we're next. 864 00:57:54,834 --> 00:57:58,907 - You think so? - Patrick! No! 865 00:58:10,806 --> 00:58:15,006 The heat is so intense from this Iamp that I can't move. 866 00:58:15,185 --> 00:58:17,904 The heat is so intense from this Iamp that I can't move. 867 00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:19,628 TeII me about it. 868 00:58:30,573 --> 00:58:33,724 This doesn't Iook too good, Patrick. 869 00:58:34,076 --> 00:58:35,475 You mean we're not gonna 870 00:58:35,744 --> 00:58:39,976 Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs? 871 00:58:40,415 --> 00:58:44,772 I don't even think we're gonna be abIe to save ourseIves, buddy. 872 00:58:49,089 --> 00:58:51,603 - Thanks. - Don't mention it. 873 00:58:51,925 --> 00:58:56,715 WeII, it Iooks Iike what everybody said about us is true, Patrick. 874 00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:58,977 You mean that we're attractive? 875 00:58:59,265 --> 00:59:02,098 No, that we're just kids. 876 00:59:02,434 --> 00:59:05,949 A coupIe of kids in way over their heads. 877 00:59:06,313 --> 00:59:08,702 We were doomed from the start. 878 00:59:09,023 --> 00:59:10,581 I mean, Iook at us. 879 00:59:10,858 --> 00:59:13,418 We didn't even come cIose to the crown. 880 00:59:13,736 --> 00:59:15,806 We Iet everybody down. 881 00:59:16,113 --> 00:59:17,785 We faiIed. 882 00:59:18,073 --> 00:59:19,552 SheII City. 883 00:59:19,824 --> 00:59:22,736 Yeah, we never made it to SheII City. 884 00:59:23,077 --> 00:59:24,669 SheII City. 885 00:59:24,954 --> 00:59:26,069 ExactIy, buddy. 886 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:29,322 Yeah, the pIace we never got to. 887 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:30,735 SheII City. 888 00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,151 Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick. 889 00:59:33,461 --> 00:59:35,770 No, Iook at the sign. 890 00:59:36,297 --> 00:59:40,893 ''SheII City. Marine gifts and sundries.'' 891 00:59:41,301 --> 00:59:44,293 SheII City is a gift shop? 892 00:59:44,637 --> 00:59:49,108 But if this is SheII City, then where's the...? 893 00:59:51,018 --> 00:59:52,371 - Crown. - Crown. 894 00:59:54,271 --> 00:59:55,909 Neptune's crown. 895 00:59:56,189 --> 00:59:59,147 This is SheII City. 896 00:59:59,484 --> 01:00:02,476 Pat, we did make it. 897 01:00:03,153 --> 01:00:06,270 Yeah, I guess we did. 898 01:00:08,533 --> 01:00:12,367 We did aII right for a coupIe of goofbaIIs. 899 01:00:21,836 --> 01:00:27,706 l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah 900 01:00:28,175 --> 01:00:33,966 You're a Goofy Goober, yeah 901 01:00:35,306 --> 01:00:41,381 We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah 902 01:00:41,854 --> 01:00:48,851 Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah 903 01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:09,170 That's the end of SpongeBob. 904 01:01:09,544 --> 01:01:11,102 Come here, you. 905 01:01:13,965 --> 01:01:15,637 Shut up and Iook at the screen. 906 01:01:17,301 --> 01:01:19,257 The bird's right. Look. 907 01:01:19,553 --> 01:01:22,829 It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers. 908 01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:57,373 Hey, we're aIive. 909 01:02:03,633 --> 01:02:06,272 - Let's get that crown. - Right. 910 01:02:07,845 --> 01:02:11,235 On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. 911 01:02:11,598 --> 01:02:13,748 Hey, it's Iighter than I thought. 912 01:02:31,073 --> 01:02:32,711 What's happening? 913 01:02:32,992 --> 01:02:35,745 I don't know. Look! 914 01:03:21,158 --> 01:03:23,194 Come on, Patrick. 915 01:03:23,494 --> 01:03:27,009 Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. 916 01:03:28,581 --> 01:03:31,573 - Do you stiII have that bag of winds? - I sure do. 917 01:03:35,129 --> 01:03:36,721 Here you go. 918 01:03:38,465 --> 01:03:39,420 What? 919 01:03:39,674 --> 01:03:40,948 Nothing. Nothing. 920 01:03:41,217 --> 01:03:42,775 Okay, Iet's go over the instructions. 921 01:03:44,679 --> 01:03:47,193 Let's see, it says here, ''Step one: Point bag away from home.'' 922 01:03:47,514 --> 01:03:50,745 - Okay. - ''Step two: PIant feet firmIy on ground.'' 923 01:03:51,101 --> 01:03:52,739 - Right. - ''Step three: 924 01:03:53,019 --> 01:03:55,374 Remove string from bag, reIeasing the winds.'' 925 01:03:55,688 --> 01:03:57,599 Check. 926 01:03:57,898 --> 01:03:59,729 WeII, that seems simpIe enough. 927 01:04:00,025 --> 01:04:02,061 Point bag away from home, feet firmIy on ground, 928 01:04:02,361 --> 01:04:03,874 puII string, reIeasing the winds. 929 01:04:04,154 --> 01:04:06,224 AII right, Iet's do it for reaI. 930 01:04:06,531 --> 01:04:08,965 SpongeBob? 931 01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:13,571 - No, no, stop! - I was bad, I'm sorry! 932 01:04:13,871 --> 01:04:15,702 - PIease, bag. - I'm sorry, I just thought-- 933 01:04:15,997 --> 01:04:18,067 It was a mistake! 934 01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:28,320 Oh, no. How wiII we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now? 935 01:04:28,717 --> 01:04:29,945 I can take you there. 936 01:04:39,226 --> 01:04:42,059 - Who are you? - I'm David HasseIhoff. 937 01:04:42,395 --> 01:04:43,908 - Hooray! - Hooray! 938 01:04:45,898 --> 01:04:47,047 So where's your boat? 939 01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:49,075 Boat? 940 01:04:54,030 --> 01:04:57,386 - Go, HasseIhoff. - Next stop, Bikini Bottom. 941 01:04:58,951 --> 01:05:03,024 All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. 942 01:05:03,413 --> 01:05:07,042 WeII, Krabs, you know what today is? 943 01:05:07,417 --> 01:05:09,055 Sorry about this, caIendar. 944 01:05:09,335 --> 01:05:10,927 March 1 4. 945 01:05:11,212 --> 01:05:12,804 Wait, that's not right. 946 01:05:13,089 --> 01:05:17,207 It shouId say ''The day that Krabs fries.'' 947 01:05:23,639 --> 01:05:25,470 Guess who's here. 948 01:05:37,610 --> 01:05:41,888 Hooray for HasseIhoff! Nothing can stop us now. 949 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:46,068 Unidentified object off the hindquarters. 950 01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:49,655 It Iooks Iike... 951 01:05:50,454 --> 01:05:51,853 ...bigger boot. 952 01:05:52,122 --> 01:05:53,999 But how? 953 01:06:03,340 --> 01:06:04,375 Dennis! 954 01:06:04,633 --> 01:06:06,032 Did you miss me? 955 01:06:11,139 --> 01:06:13,528 This is the best seat in the house. 956 01:06:13,849 --> 01:06:17,888 AII right, Neptune, Iet's get it on. 957 01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:21,819 Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, 958 01:06:22,190 --> 01:06:25,546 and it is time for you to die. 959 01:06:25,902 --> 01:06:28,974 PIease, I didn't do it. 960 01:06:29,321 --> 01:06:31,915 There is nothing eIse I can do. 961 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,515 You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a IittIe more time. 962 01:06:34,826 --> 01:06:39,297 Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a IittIe more time-- 963 01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:42,060 What? Mindy, wiII you butt out. 964 01:06:42,374 --> 01:06:44,968 I won't have you staIIing this execution. 965 01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:47,853 StaIIing? I'm not staIIing anything. 966 01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:49,923 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. 967 01:06:50,214 --> 01:06:53,331 Yes, you are. You're doing it right now. 968 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:56,554 - I'm staIIing. - Yes. 969 01:06:56,887 --> 01:06:58,525 - StaIIing? - StaIIing! 970 01:06:58,972 --> 01:07:01,486 - StaIIing. - StaIIing! 971 01:07:01,808 --> 01:07:02,843 Oh, boy. 972 01:07:06,687 --> 01:07:08,723 Now, where were we? 973 01:07:09,022 --> 01:07:11,172 - Patrick, run. - No. 974 01:07:11,483 --> 01:07:12,882 I'm tired of running. 975 01:07:13,151 --> 01:07:16,826 If we run now, we'II never stop-- 976 01:07:17,696 --> 01:07:19,732 Run, SpongeBob! 977 01:07:26,371 --> 01:07:28,726 Take it easy back there, feIIas. 978 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,598 SpongeBob, be carefuI. 979 01:07:38,881 --> 01:07:40,917 Come on, kid, give it up. 980 01:07:41,884 --> 01:07:43,602 Dennis aIways gets his man. 981 01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:45,527 Never! 982 01:07:53,769 --> 01:07:55,441 Yeah! I did it! 983 01:07:55,729 --> 01:07:57,447 You got guts, kid. 984 01:07:57,731 --> 01:07:59,369 Too bad I gotta rip them out of you. 985 01:07:59,649 --> 01:08:01,526 I don't know what PIankton's paying you, 986 01:08:01,818 --> 01:08:04,378 but if you Iet us go, I can make it worth your whiIe. 987 01:08:04,695 --> 01:08:06,925 It's gonna take a Iot more than 5... 988 01:08:07,239 --> 01:08:10,675 - What is this? - That, sir, is five Goober doIIars. 989 01:08:11,034 --> 01:08:14,071 LegaI tender at any participating Goofy Goober-- 990 01:08:14,412 --> 01:08:16,846 I got bubbIes. Fun at parties. 991 01:08:17,582 --> 01:08:19,379 My eyes. 992 01:08:19,667 --> 01:08:21,464 I got you, SpongeBob. 993 01:08:21,752 --> 01:08:23,629 Thanks, buddy. 994 01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,989 Thanks a Iot. 995 01:08:25,255 --> 01:08:26,768 That's it. 996 01:08:27,048 --> 01:08:28,640 I'm through messing around. 997 01:08:28,925 --> 01:08:31,439 See you Iater, fooIs. 998 01:08:38,516 --> 01:08:40,154 See you. 999 01:08:41,060 --> 01:08:43,369 So you think... 1000 01:08:43,688 --> 01:08:45,758 ...I'm... 1001 01:08:46,065 --> 01:08:48,260 ...staIIing. 1002 01:08:48,567 --> 01:08:50,444 Where am I, in Crazytown? 1003 01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:54,808 I have had enough of this nonsense! 1004 01:08:55,197 --> 01:09:00,396 You are to wait in the carriage untiI the execution is done. 1005 01:09:01,953 --> 01:09:04,387 - But, Daddy-- - Now! 1006 01:09:07,792 --> 01:09:09,145 No, no, no! 1007 01:09:09,418 --> 01:09:12,137 Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry. 1008 01:09:14,798 --> 01:09:18,837 Okay, feIIas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directIy beIow. 1009 01:09:19,218 --> 01:09:21,493 But we'II never be abIe to fIoat down in time. 1010 01:09:21,804 --> 01:09:24,398 Who said anything about fIoating? 1011 01:09:25,182 --> 01:09:28,458 - lnitiating launch sequence. - What the--? 1012 01:09:30,478 --> 01:09:33,709 - Did you see that? - The controI. 1013 01:09:35,357 --> 01:09:37,587 AII hands on deck. 1014 01:09:38,693 --> 01:09:42,288 Ten seconds to lift-off. Nine, eight... 1015 01:09:42,655 --> 01:09:46,614 Eugene Krabs, the time has come... 1016 01:09:46,992 --> 01:09:48,550 - No. - Yes. 1017 01:09:48,827 --> 01:09:50,465 ...six, five... 1018 01:09:50,746 --> 01:09:51,701 ...for you... 1019 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,513 - No. - Yes. 1020 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,303 ...three, two... 1021 01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,141 - ...to fry. - No. 1022 01:09:57,418 --> 01:09:59,648 - Yes. - ...one. 1023 01:10:04,257 --> 01:10:05,736 No! 1024 01:10:08,678 --> 01:10:11,317 You done good, HasseIhoff. You done-- 1025 01:10:16,851 --> 01:10:18,887 Hooray! We made it. 1026 01:10:19,187 --> 01:10:21,542 We made it. 1027 01:10:26,443 --> 01:10:28,718 My crown. 1028 01:10:29,029 --> 01:10:32,704 My beautifuI crown! 1029 01:10:34,533 --> 01:10:38,572 SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you couId do it. 1030 01:10:47,420 --> 01:10:51,618 Oh, yes. WeII done, SpongeBoob. 1031 01:10:52,341 --> 01:10:55,060 Sorry to rain on your parade, PIankton. 1032 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:57,580 Oh, don't worry about me. 1033 01:10:57,887 --> 01:11:03,359 My parade shaII be quite dry under my umbreIIa! 1034 01:11:03,809 --> 01:11:06,118 UmbreIIa? 1035 01:11:11,649 --> 01:11:12,718 Daddy, no. 1036 01:11:12,983 --> 01:11:15,258 Daddy, yes. 1037 01:11:19,447 --> 01:11:22,245 All hail Plankton. 1038 01:11:24,118 --> 01:11:28,987 All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. 1039 01:11:29,414 --> 01:11:35,728 All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. 1040 01:11:37,171 --> 01:11:38,763 SpongeBob, what happened? 1041 01:11:39,048 --> 01:11:41,004 - PIankton cheated. - Cheated? 1042 01:11:41,300 --> 01:11:43,450 HoId on there, baIdy. 1043 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:44,829 Oh, grow up. 1044 01:11:45,095 --> 01:11:48,167 What, you think this is a game of kickbaII on the pIayground? 1045 01:11:48,514 --> 01:11:51,551 You never had a chance to defeat me, fooI. 1046 01:11:51,892 --> 01:11:53,291 And you know why? 1047 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:54,993 Because you cheated? 1048 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:58,899 No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an eviI genius. 1049 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:01,310 And you're just a kid. 1050 01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:04,418 A stupid kid. 1051 01:12:09,324 --> 01:12:12,680 I guess you're right, PIankton. I am just a kid. 1052 01:12:13,035 --> 01:12:15,469 Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kiII. 1053 01:12:15,788 --> 01:12:18,746 And you know, I've been through a Iot in the past six days, 1054 01:12:19,082 --> 01:12:21,550 five minutes, 27-and-a-haIf seconds. 1055 01:12:21,876 --> 01:12:24,470 And if I've Iearned anything during that time, 1056 01:12:24,796 --> 01:12:26,991 it's that you are who you are. 1057 01:12:27,298 --> 01:12:32,372 - That's right. Okay, Neptune-- - And no amount of mermaid magic... 1058 01:12:32,803 --> 01:12:36,273 ...or manageriaI promotion... 1059 01:12:36,639 --> 01:12:38,357 ...or some other third thing... 1060 01:12:38,641 --> 01:12:41,951 ...can make me anything more than what I reaIIy am inside: 1061 01:12:42,478 --> 01:12:44,196 - A kid. - That's great. 1062 01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:46,674 - Now, get back against the waII. - But that's okay. 1063 01:12:46,981 --> 01:12:48,653 - What? What's going on? - Because I did 1064 01:12:48,942 --> 01:12:50,898 what everyone said a kid couIdn't do. 1065 01:12:51,193 --> 01:12:54,469 I made it to SheII City, and I beat the CycIops, 1066 01:12:54,822 --> 01:12:58,815 and I rode the HasseIhoff, and I brought the crown back. 1067 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,953 - AII right, we get the point. - So, yeah, I'm a kid. 1068 01:13:02,286 --> 01:13:04,595 And I'm aIso a goofbaII. And a wing nut. 1069 01:13:04,914 --> 01:13:06,950 And a KnuckIehead McSpazatron! 1070 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,355 - What's going on here? - But most of aII, I'm... 1071 01:13:10,669 --> 01:13:13,308 - Okay, settIe down. Take it easy. - I'm... I'm... 1072 01:13:13,630 --> 01:13:14,745 What the scaIIop?! 1073 01:13:15,006 --> 01:13:16,234 l'm a Goofy Goober 1074 01:13:19,510 --> 01:13:20,989 You're a Goofy Goober 1075 01:13:23,346 --> 01:13:26,099 We're all Goofy Goobers 1076 01:13:28,309 --> 01:13:31,506 Goofy, goofy, goober, goober 1077 01:13:34,106 --> 01:13:36,700 Put your toys away Well, all l gotta say 1078 01:13:37,025 --> 01:13:38,743 When you tell me not to play l say no way 1079 01:13:39,027 --> 01:13:41,700 - No way! - No, no freaking way 1080 01:13:43,197 --> 01:13:45,665 l'm a kid, you say When you say l'm a kid 1081 01:13:45,991 --> 01:13:47,743 l say, ''Say it again'' And then l say thanks 1082 01:13:48,034 --> 01:13:50,502 - Thanks! - Thank you very much 1083 01:13:52,538 --> 01:13:56,008 So if you're thinking That you'd like to be like me 1084 01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:59,845 Go ahead and try The kid inside will set you free 1085 01:14:04,632 --> 01:14:05,951 l'm a Goofy Goober 1086 01:14:09,136 --> 01:14:10,694 What's happening? 1087 01:14:13,390 --> 01:14:17,349 His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in controI. 1088 01:14:17,727 --> 01:14:21,276 - Seize him! - All hail Plankton. 1089 01:14:49,004 --> 01:14:51,199 I'm free. I've been freed! 1090 01:14:51,506 --> 01:14:53,019 What? 1091 01:14:54,092 --> 01:14:55,320 No! 1092 01:15:07,770 --> 01:15:09,328 My precious heImets! 1093 01:15:20,531 --> 01:15:22,567 His chops are too righteous. 1094 01:15:22,866 --> 01:15:26,575 The heImets can't handIe this IeveI of rock 'n' roII. 1095 01:15:26,953 --> 01:15:29,308 Karen, do something. 1096 01:15:29,789 --> 01:15:31,268 Karen? 1097 01:15:34,543 --> 01:15:36,818 AII right, that's the Iast straw. 1098 01:15:37,129 --> 01:15:40,405 Neptune, I command you to... 1099 01:15:41,633 --> 01:15:44,784 - Here you go, Daddy. - I better get out of here. 1100 01:15:45,928 --> 01:15:48,158 Look, it's the wizard who saved us. 1101 01:15:48,472 --> 01:15:50,463 Out of my way, fooIs. 1102 01:16:02,734 --> 01:16:05,567 Come on, I was just kidding. 1103 01:16:06,488 --> 01:16:09,924 Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? 1104 01:16:11,742 --> 01:16:13,380 With the heImets and the big monuments... 1105 01:16:13,827 --> 01:16:16,136 Wasn't that hiIarious, everybody? 1106 01:16:16,455 --> 01:16:18,969 I wiII destroy aII of you! 1107 01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:22,764 WeII, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. 1108 01:16:23,127 --> 01:16:25,038 Your compassion for these sea creatures 1109 01:16:25,337 --> 01:16:27,055 proved a most admirabIe trait. 1110 01:16:27,339 --> 01:16:31,776 Without it, I wouId have never again seen my beIoved crown. 1111 01:16:32,176 --> 01:16:35,725 I think you're going to make a fine ruIer of the sea one day. 1112 01:16:36,097 --> 01:16:37,974 - Now, Iet's go home. - Daddy, 1113 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:39,823 haven't you forgotten something? 1114 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:42,375 What? Oh, yeah. 1115 01:16:43,061 --> 01:16:47,259 Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. 1116 01:16:50,192 --> 01:16:51,591 What the--? 1117 01:16:52,819 --> 01:16:54,730 I guess I had it set to ''reaI boy'' ending. 1118 01:16:59,325 --> 01:17:02,920 Oh, I'm sorry for faIseIy freezing you, Krabs. 1119 01:17:03,287 --> 01:17:06,677 And may I say, sir, you are a very Iucky feIIow 1120 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,918 to have in your empIoy such a brave, faithfuI 1121 01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:12,970 and heroic young Iad. 1122 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:16,629 - Where is he, anyway? - I'm up here. 1123 01:17:21,427 --> 01:17:22,940 I'm on it. 1124 01:17:26,765 --> 01:17:29,233 Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. 1125 01:17:30,018 --> 01:17:33,772 SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. 1126 01:17:34,147 --> 01:17:35,978 That's a mistake I won't make again. 1127 01:17:36,274 --> 01:17:39,311 Oh, Mr. Krabs, you oId soft-serve. 1128 01:17:39,652 --> 01:17:42,530 And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something 1129 01:17:42,863 --> 01:17:45,252 that I shouId've done six days ago. 1130 01:17:45,573 --> 01:17:48,645 Mr. Squidward, front and centre, pIease. 1131 01:17:48,993 --> 01:17:53,669 I think we aII know who rightfuIIy deserves to wear that manager pin. 1132 01:17:54,081 --> 01:17:56,231 I couIdn't agree more, sir. 1133 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:58,930 Hooray for SpongeBob! 1134 01:18:02,588 --> 01:18:04,146 Wait a second, everybody. 1135 01:18:04,423 --> 01:18:06,414 There's something I need to say first. 1136 01:18:06,717 --> 01:18:08,435 I just don't know how to put it. 1137 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:10,868 I think I know what it is. 1138 01:18:11,179 --> 01:18:13,977 After going on your Iife-changing journey, 1139 01:18:14,307 --> 01:18:18,539 you now reaIize you don't want what you thought you wanted. 1140 01:18:18,936 --> 01:18:24,010 What you reaIIy wanted was inside you aII aIong. 1141 01:18:24,691 --> 01:18:28,001 Are you crazy? I was just gonna teII you that your fIy is down. 1142 01:18:28,527 --> 01:18:32,361 Manager! This is the greatest day of my Iife! 1143 01:26:30,486 --> 01:26:32,556 You know, David HasseIhoff is a great artist. 1144 01:26:32,863 --> 01:26:34,091 Excuse me, sir. 1145 01:26:35,616 --> 01:26:36,810 You foIks have to Ieave. 1146 01:26:38,326 --> 01:26:42,160 What? Say that again, if you dare. 1147 01:26:42,538 --> 01:26:44,654 You foIks have to Ieave. 1148 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,377 Okay. 83418

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