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Please, Miss Norman.

This just isn't right.

What wasn't right was the F you gave me
on the biology test. How can I stay in

my sorority with a grade like that?

Miss Norman.

Miss Norman.

Miss Norman, there's nothing I can do
about that.

You know the rules.

Miss Norman.

Uh, maybe, maybe a D minus.

But, but that's, that's, there's nothing
more.

Maybe a D plus, maybe a D plus, but
nothing more.

That's as far as I can go.

Oh, oh dear, dear me.

A C, a C then.

But that's, that's the most, most, most.

C -plus. C -plus.

B -minus. B -minus. B -minus. B -minus.
B.

B. B. B. B.

B -plus.

B -plus. B -plus. B -plus. B -plus.

A -minus. A -minus. A -minus.

A -minus. A. A.

A. A. A -plus.

A -plus. A -plus.

Plus. Plus.

Plus. Plus. Plus.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, help me.

Oh, give me the baby.

Oh.

Oh, little.

Show me your tits, Janice. Please show
me your tits.

Oh,

Janice.

Are you ready for me?

I'm going to let the sweet little baby
come home.

I'm ready for you.

I'm going to let the sweet little baby
come home.

That bitch has no right to use our
bathroom.

Janice, don't be more respectful.

After all, Kimberly is the sorority
president, and the Queen Weaver can use

old bathroom she wants.

That's the way it is.

Well, you girls may be pledges, but this
is your bathroom, and it doesn't seem

like she could use her own.

Well, we're in a hurry, and this is
important.

Don't worry, Alice. The boys will wait a
little longer.

I wish the boys were a little longer.

I don't care.

All right, get the fuck out of the
toilet.

Hey, Joey, I like that tie.

Yeah?

Pretty sharp, right?

Yeah. You do look really resplendent, my
man.

I can wear any fucking thing I want to.

This outfit is really going to turn
Janice on. I know it.

I wonder how much... Ah, Dean Spears.
You remember W .R.? And these are two of

his employees who will be covering the
story for us. Harry, Fred.

All right, all right, all right. Sit
down.

Listen, Dean Spears, I understand you've
been doing a little research for us.

I'm very anxious to hear about it. It's
simple.

You intend to do a story on sorority
girls and their handsome white knight

fraternity brothers?

It won't work.

To put it bluntly, W .R., the girls from
your daughter's sorority, they're

dating some of the most obnoxious,
disgusting, ignorant pieces of whale

Impossible!

Hey, buddy, how about this? Listen, now,
being spirit, I don't like your

language, but I admire a woman who
doesn't miss work.

Yeah, don't miss words.

No, minutes.

Minutes, I say.

Those boys are from a fraternity known
locally as Apa U Omega.

You must tell your daughter, Kimberly,
to have her girls dump those dingbats

until after graduation.

And then we'll fix the girls up with
proper men from a proper fraternity and

problem will be solved.

My name's Ferret.

Kimberly, this is Letitia.

You just got a call from the dean's
office. He wants to report there right

Shit. I wonder what that idiot wants
now.

Hey, Kimberly, aren't you taking a
shower with me?

Letitia, no one is to leave the house
until I get back. If anyone tries to

leave, they're to be grounded for a
month.

I want everyone here just in case
there's any trouble. Understood?

Good. That's not fair. We have dates,
and they're expecting us.

Don't worry about the boys.

I'm sure that waiting another hour won't
dry you up.

Come on, Letitia.

What won't dry up?

Oh, my God.

You know, Jamie, you really know
everything about women, don't you?

Just about.

Now, wait. I want to try and play.

Ah, fuck this game.

Look. I don't know about you. you guys,
but I'm going out and have some dinner

and get some pussy, and I think you
should do the same.

Good night.

Hey, Jamie.

I want to talk to you about something.

Something. Uh, about Desiree.

You know, she and I, we have a wonderful
sort of, well, mental relationship,

and, well, I was wondering if maybe
you'd let me watch you and Angela do it.

You know, just so I know what to do.

Yeah, sure, Charlie.

You mean you really let me what?

Really?

Sure, Charlie. Anything for brother. Oh,
thank you. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

You'll be our liaison.

Keep tabs on things for us.

What is it that you want to do, but I
haven't got a home? Daddy!

Oh!

Daddy, what are you doing here?

Well, honey, I'm here to make you
internationally famous.

Magazine's going to do an article on you
and your sorority. Now, who cares?

Oh, dearie, dearie, that's wonderful.

Hey, hey, quiet out of that.

Oh. Good.

But, uh, first, Dean Spear has something
to talk to you about. Oh. Oh.

Kimberly?

Ladies, and I use the term loosely, I
have some good news and I have some bad

news.

First, my father intends to do a cover
story in News Month magazine

on our sorority.

Now, the bad news for some of you is
that for the rest of this year,

girls from this sorority will be allowed
to date only men from Phi, Epsilon,

Delta.

After tonight, any girl

from this house caught

With men from any fraternity other than
Phi Upsilon Delta will be dropped from

the magazine article and from this
sorority.

Is that clear?

I can't be serious.

We haven't fucked in three days.

Three goddamn days.

This is killing me.

How can you say no?

I have to say no.

You always say no when you mean yes.

I mean it this time, Joey.

No. What's going on here? You want to
fuck me, right?

I do. I do, Joey.

I love it with you the best. You know
that.

But I can't.

I can't. I can't.

First you hug me and tell me you want to
fuck me, then you push me away and say

you can't.

Are you some kind of schizophrenic?

Oh, Joey, I want to, I want to, I want
to. Please, no, I can't, I can't, I

can't.

Trying to bust my balls?

What you bring me here for?

Tell you I can't see you anymore.

What makes you so good?

Oh, 12 years fucking around in the same
college house.

You have eight degrees now. Don't you
ever want to leave and go out in the

world? You make all the good fucking?

You make me want to stand myself.

The degree, degree, degree.

And yet you tell me that we're not going
to be seeing each other for a while.

Yes, I am.

Look, Angie, we're obviously very good
for each other.

How long are you talking about?

Oh, you won't tell me or what? I can't
tell you.

It's the sorority, isn't it?

You think I'm not good enough for you,
is that it?

Come on.

I always gave you credit for minding
your own.

No, God damn it, no.

Damn you.

So what, the condemned man is allowed a
last meal, isn't he?

Well, feast and all feasts, until you
remember.

I came here tonight to tell you that
it's all over.

We can't fuck anymore.

What do you mean we can't fuck anymore?
How could we fuck any less?

You never even let me put it in there.

Put what in? You're suffering from
delusions of grandeur. Shh. Come on.

going to let everybody hear.

Come on. Let me eat your pussy.

You'll feel better.

I gave my word.

To who?

I mean, to whom?

See ya.

I just love Gone with the Wind.

Thank you for taking me, children.

How are y 'all coming along with your
computer idea?

Our programming idea, Desi.

Now that you mention it, there is a
problem that I'd rather not handle

anymore. Well, y 'all have a problem I
can help you with?

Shoot, boy, we'll just put our heads to
this problem then.

Well, I bet between the two of us, we
could have made that computer do just

about anything.

What do you mean, could have?

Huh? You know, could have. You used the
past tense.

I did, didn't I?

I have something to tell you, Chilton.

Something as sad as gone with the wind.

Yeah, there's something that I want to
talk to you about, too.

Me first.

What is it?

I forgot.

Children, I can't see y 'all anymore.

Not at all.

And I can't even tell you why.

Oh. Oh. Oh!

UGH!

But I can see the headlines now.

Joseph Antonioni Mariano, the New Jersey
Marianos, died today of terminal blue

balls.

They needed two caskets, one for him,
one for a swollen nut.

Tell me what's happening. Tell me all
about it.

It's awful.

Kimberly's father, W .R., he's got this
magazine, and they want to publish some

sort of story about us. I mean, the
Girardi's doing all sorts of film and

from home.

Come on, come on.

Let's move it.

Let's go. I want to get in place.

I don't want to be left out of this
picture. John!

Let me tell you a few things.

One, no one is taking any pictures until
I am ready.

Two, don't ever touch me. Not unless I
instruct you to do so.

You remember, you and your fraternity
weren't my children.

You were Dean Spears.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a prop.

Now, I want to talk with the bishop.

Privately. Sure, sure.

Damn dyke bitch.

If I didn't want to be in this article,
I... I could kill those bastards with my

bare hands.

Look at the way that asshole is holding
on to my Janice. Hey, relax.

Relax. Everything will be okay.

Now, Jamie, are you sure this plan you
and Chili came up with is going to work?

Because I don't want nothing happening
to my Alice. Do you understand?

Take it easy. Take it easy.

I just put this plan through the
computer this morning.

Our plan is foolproof.

Now, the first step is getting our
ringer in that sorority.

And we're going into town to take care
of that just as soon as your Alice gets

us the information we need. Okay?

Come on, Jamie. Let's go over to plan
some more. Okay.

Hey, no mistakes. Don't forget.

You have to be across campus in less
than an hour.

Are you too sure you know what you're
doing? You know, Daddy wants this

I can throw the camera up that bitch's
twat, you know?

Just perfect, perfect.

Oh, good.

Let's go.

Everybody smile.

Joey, they catch me. It's my ass.

Hey, don't worry.

Everything will be okay. Look, the world
can go down the tubes, and I'm going to

protect your ass.

Now, did you find out what we needed to
know?

Yes. Everyone is leaving the house this
afternoon except for one girl.

They're going downtown for a luncheon
with W .R. and then to a movie.

I think he wants to show his
appreciation or something.

Anyway, the girl that's being left
behind is going to give a tour to this

reporter and photographer so they can
get some pictures and a story about her

home away from home stuff.

Anyway, what are you guys planning?

God, Joey, if it doesn't work...

Yeah, I know. Look, I know. It's your
ass.

Pretty good ass, too.

Look, don't worry. Believe me. Now, this
is Joey, right? I'm going to take care

of you.

Now, Chilly and Jamie have the whole
thing arranged under my supervision, of

course. So you just relax and trust me.

No, please, not now.

Be careful.

Get all that? Perfect.

Chilly and I are going to head to town.

You get the other guys, set the stuff
up.

I'll meet you behind the sorority house
in three hours.

Hi there. You must be Jamie.

That's right.

Vanessa's told us a lot about you.

Oh, yeah?

Surely Vanessa's the girl I told you
about.

She's the one we're going to put in that
sorority house and wreck this fucking

magazine project.

Don't worry about a thing.

So, uh, we got an appointment with her
here. Is she going to show up?

Yes, you're supposed to go up to the
apartment with us. She's going to be

up for a few minutes.

Us?

Yes. No, come here.

This is Jamie. Hi.

He's going to go up to the apartment
with us and wait for Vanessa.

Oh, that sounds great.

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Let's go.

Yeah, all right, sure.

Let me help you down here.

Oh.

Shall we go?

Sure.

Oh, yeah, silly, yeah, yeah. Come on,
sorry.

And me.

Yes. Oh.

That's cool.

Oh.

Now we'll see what you're really made
of, Jamie.

You ready, Vanessa?

That's just straight arrow.

Hey, when we get done with this and
those two fuckers from the magazine

back to W .R., they're going to drop
this project so fucking fast.

Yeah, and we're going to have the girls
back then. Come on, Jamie.

Oh, hey, hi there.

Are you the guy from the magazine?

No, ma 'am, no, ma 'am. We're the man
from the quickie laundry supply.

And we brought you some of our new
product, this new soap we just came out

We'd like you to take a sample. See if
you like the smell of it, would you?

Yeah, take a whiff.

Thank you very much. Another one?

Great. She's gone.

All right, drag her upstairs, and we'll
put Vanessa in her clothes. Thanks for

the kitchen.

Hey,

Jamie,

pick on those two reporters.

Okay, let's get the fuck out of here.

Vanessa, you ready?

Come on. My own mother wouldn't
recognize me.

Hey, how long is this super event going
to take us, huh?

No rush, just a couple hours.

W .R. is taking the girls to lunch and
he's taking them out to the movie.

Oh, we need some atmosphere shots of
this place.

And one of the sorority girls is going
to show us around here.

Wait a minute.

This big beautiful house, the two of us,
and this one girl.

Forget it.

The boss caught us screwing around here,
he crucified us.

Besides, the girl got this job because
she's one of those religious

organizations that, you know, they don't
believe in movies or fucking.

Right. Damn.

All this good looking college pussy
running around.

I can't stand it. I can't stand it. I
got this twitching little ding dong

here, you know what I mean?

Just keep your ding dong in your pants.
I can try.

I've got to try.

Hi, are you the man from the magazine?

Yes, ma 'am.

We found the front door open, so we just
made ourselves at home.

Oh, yes, of course.

Would you like to see the basement, the
main floor?

Or the upstairs first? I'd like to have
a nice look at the upstairs there, if

you don't mind.

The upstairs would be a great place to
start.

Okay, we can start upstairs and then
work our way down.

Oh.

Oops, I forgot. I have to go upstairs
and check to see if everything is all

clean and everything, you know? You two
wait right here, okay?

Oh, and Kimberly made some sandwiches.

Would either of you like anything to eat
first?

Well, okay, maybe later, but she did say
anything you wanted, so just let me

know.

Quick.

Tell me how the boss is going to kill us
if we take advantage of this. The boss

is going to kill us. Good. Now ask me if
I care.

Get control of yourself.

We've got to get some pictures and get
out of here. I ain't going to make it. I

ain't going to make it. I ain't going to
make it. Look at that. You see that? I

ain't going to make it. I can't stand
it. This twitching's driving me. Okie

dokie. All ready.

Um, is there something wrong with your
foot?

There seems to be.

I'm having a hard time. Here, let me
help you. Look at... Oh, Danny.

Control yourself.

Well, there's this room.

Just a minute.

What's in this room down here?

What is in that room?

That guy has this chain and this sign
over here.

Well, I don't think I should show you
that room.

Wait a minute. Didn't Kimberly tell you
that whatever we want to see, you have

to show us?

Like I said, I don't think I should show
you that room.

Come on, I'll bet you even have the key
to this room.

Oh, sure.

I come up here all the time.

They let me watch and everything.

Watch? Watch what? What goes on in this
room?

It's sort of combination game and trophy
room. All the sororities have them. Oh,

really? And do the sororities also keep
the chains like that also?

I guess so. I don't know.

Oh, what the heck. Kimberly did say
anything you wanted.

But you have to promise not to say
anything just in case you might get mad,

okay? We promise.

I can't believe this.

You see all this?

You and me have just made the find of
the century.

I feel like those two reporters are
Woodburn and... Woodburn and Bornstein

something?

You say you get to come up here and
watch? Oh, sure.

Sometimes they let me play, too.

What are some of these things?

What's that, for example?

Well, those are trophies.

You know, casts of the boys who have
been up here before.

Oh, wait.

Can I have a picture of you posing with
one of them?

I guess so.

If this is just for us, you understand,
we're not going to show these to anybody

else. Okay.

Gee, this is fun. I've never been up
here by myself before.

Let me show you.

This one's funny, huh? This belongs to
Dean Butts.

That's his little ducky. Oh, boy, oh,
boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

And that one?

Oh, that's a special sort of trophy.
That belongs to the girl's favorite.

piles of pandu are from all different
dates and places. And these, these are

nights they played with the whole
football team.

And this pile over here is from the
night they tested the professors.

Each one represents a different
professor.

And this?

Oh, that works like this.

Who gives?

Oh, I've got to come in for a real close
-up on this one. I've got a wide -angle

lens.

Let me ask you a question.

What is all this?

Oh, Kimberly uses this because she
doesn't do boys, just girls.

How do they work?

Well, let's see.

Just turn them on.

Oh,

I don't think that's well enough.

Oh, let me help.

Eat, that's what I'm going to do.

Oh, I can't stand watching this anymore.

Oh, it's nice. What's this?

Oh,

you put that on duckies so when girls
drink it, it tastes better.

Like this?

Oh, yeah.

Then what?

Then it tastes like candy.

And the girls can eat it.

Ooh, duckies.

Just nice being alone with you. Let's go
upstairs and have some lemonade, then.

Okay.

out who did this.

So Daddy's been very generous.

If any of you can tell me who was behind
this, then they won't be dropped from

the magazine article or from the
sorority.

We just want to make sure that nothing
else happens to spoil our chances.

This probably just started as some sort
of a harmless joke.

Perhaps one of the other fraternities
who weren't included in the article.

Boys will be boys.

Now, how did these boys know that we
weren't going to be in the house?

Can anyone answer that?

Someone's missing.

Where is little Alice?

The library.

She's at the library.

Yes. Polka has been so upset she's just
throwing herself into her study.

I'll go get her now if you want.

Sit down, Angela.

I think that you would be better off
here helping the other girls clean up

horrid mess upstairs.

Letitia, I would like you to go to the
library and tell Alice that she would be

better off helping us clean up here.

Sure, Kimberly.

If she is at the library.

Kimberly. She went to Upper U Omega.

Thank you, people.

What are you doing here?

I just wanted to let you know I wasn't
mad at you about yesterday.

I'm the one that's mad. What are you
talking about?

Pretend it's a dream.

A wet dream.

No, we can't do this. These guys are
going to see us. I think we should be

together. Please, just a quickie, Joey,
please.

We'll be real quiet.

It's all right.

It isn't.

I told you nobody would hear us.

I told you nobody would hear us. What
the fuck are you doing?

Getting just... Going out of control.

What is this shit?

Come on, you silly.

What silly?

You're not supposed to be a man, you
know what I mean?

You are a man.

Come on.

It's got to go. We can't meet him this
way. You know what I'm saying?

It's crazy.

Come here. Come on. Just hold it.

Well, Miss Spear, it seems that you
haven't kept very strong control over

project. It seems that one of the
fraternities managed... I really,

But I'm sorry.

I know what happened.

I don't need... Spear!

I put you in charge and it's... I
thought you could have it, but God darn

bunch of perverts attacked my little
daughter here and almost ruined the

thing. Really, Miss Spear, you haven't
done a very good job.

I was so scared when they had a bunch of
awful, disgusting things.

I was terrified.

This poor child's mind almost was
clouded with the perverted things she's

and been exposed to.

I want those responsible crucified.

That's right, Miss Spear, or he'll
have... your job.

Now we're having a party tomorrow night
to celebrate wrapping this thing up.

If anything else happens, I'll have more
than your job.

There is one way to guarantee that you
won't have any more problems.

Huh.

There's no way to prove yet that the
boys from Up A You Omega had anything to

with this. Suppose they did.

There's no way to stop them from trying
something else.

What do you suggest in spirit?

Let the boys from Up A You be in the
article.

They're girlfriends.

We can keep an eye on them.

I won't have those pigs anywhere near my
house. I won't have them in my article,

and I think that you're a complete idiot
for even suggesting it. Daddy, please,

don't let them near my house. Don't,
honey.

Don't worry, honey.

That stupid spear.

If anything else happens, you're
finished.

You heard the man.

Get.

Time for sightseeing.

Damn it!

Desi! Desi!

Tim, what y 'all doing here? Why,
Kimberly saw you, she was... Shh!

I haven't got any time. I want you to
meet me in the computer room at 7 o

'clock. Now, I need your help for the
new plan.

Well, Mr. Bullock, your last plan didn't
work.

That's because you weren't there to help
me. Now, please, Desi.

Tim and Anthony, I never knew y 'all
were so romantic.

Of course I'll be there.

I miss you.

Now y 'all get down before someone sees
you.

Okay, Des. See you later.

sex business.

It's more complicated than I thought.

Possibilities are endless.

As you all know, we usually have a hell
week for the pledges just prior to their

initiation.

However, my father's article has taken
up a considerable amount of the time, so

we have had to condense all of hell week
into just this one afternoon.

Now, you shouldn't feel too badly about
that. You've gotten off very easily.

What do we have to do?

Oh, nothing much, really. We do all the
work.

Now... This is just a simple initiation
ceremony to welcome you into the

sisterhood. Letitia, is everything
ready?

Now, the first thing that every good
sister should know is who her other

are.

Pledges, off with your blouses.

Now, pledges. You have one minute to
identify your sisters by touch alone.

Go.

So much for the sense of touch.

Pledges on your knees.

Members. Show your colors.

Members, give the pledges their weapons.

Pledges, stand up in a line and remove
your panties.

Bend over, spread your legs.

You must face the world without disdain,
so now you learn of pleasure and pain.

Place the humming wands of pleasure
against your little pearls.

I don't get it.

Angela showed her.

Walk slowly around the room, paying
close attention to the pleasure

while ignoring the pain.

Fletches, remove your blindfolds. You
have just taken the first steps towards

becoming members of the best sorority on
this or any other campus.

I want to welcome you into the fold.

We are all sisters now.

Now, tonight we're all going to go to
the game and have our pictures taken

the football team for the magazine
article.

Then we're going to go to the game and
show some school spirit.

That is, we're all going to go except
for Alice.

You see, some sisters aren't as
dependable as others.

Some make very bad mistakes.

Come here, Alice.

Now, I think that you should all know
that Sister Alice here set us

up.

attempt to discredit us that occurred
yesterday now to show you how fair

I am I'm not going to have her thrown
out of the sorority or out of the

article we're just going to see that she
gets a little extra punishment now wait

a minute that's not fair she's got to
have a trial Angela if you keep standing

up for this girl I might think you had
something to do with this and I wouldn't

be anywhere near so lenient with you

The rest of you pledges go upstairs and
get ready for the game.

And remember, nothing is going to stop
us from being on Daddy's News Month

magazine cover.

Now go.

Alice, take the rest of your clothes
off. I have a special surprise for you.

Letitia?

Isn't he pretty, Alice?

I said, isn't he pretty?

Ow!

For Christ's sake!

Yes, he's pretty!

That's better. Now you just do and say
what I tell you and you'll be all right.

John, show Alice your paddle.

Now, doesn't that nice big paddle turn
you on?

Tell him it makes your box all hot and
creamy, Alice.

I... It makes my box all hot and creamy.

Look at it.

Look at it.

Now tell him you want to suck his cock
all the way down your throat.

Say it.

I want to suck your cock clear down my
throat.

You heard her, John. She wants you.
Let's get going.

can't do this. You're taking it too damn
far.

Shut up, Angela.

How would you like to tell your parents
why you got kicked out of the sorority?

If you don't like it, you get the hell
out.

Answer me.

Yes. Yes.

I'm a dog.

Well, that counts. You probably want to
be fucked like a dog, don't you?

Don't you, Alice?

What?

What did you say?

Yes. Say it. Yes. I want to be fucked
like a dog.

to the sorority and you want me to fuck
you, don't you?

for tonight, for the game, for
everything until the celebration dinner.

Look, maybe I went too far. I don't
know.

But I can't afford to be crossed. Not
now, not ever. Do you understand?

You got it?

Letitia, come on.

I just couldn't leave you all alone,
Alice.

Go on, Desi. We know you have a meeting
with Tilton.

We can take care of Alice.

Well, it's just that John seems so
desperate, so needy, y 'all know?

And I just, he needs me to work out the
plan, and I just love the way his head

works.

You're a genius sometimes. You know,
that brilliant mind of yours sometimes

doesn't grasp the basics.

I don't think the head he has in mind is
the head that you have in mind, lady.

I don't understand.

Why don't you just run along, Desi, and
have a good time? We'll take care of

things here.

Okay, but I'm doing this for all of us.
You too, Alan.

How can a girl with a body like that be

so dumb for so long?

Well, y 'all know she's just a southern
belle waiting to be run.

I wonder if Chilton's got a big enough
clapper.

What are you doing here?

Everyone's supposed to be at the game.

We just stayed behind to look after
Alice.

Alice? What's wrong with Alice?

What's going on here?

Kimberly.

The bitch.

Kimberly punished Alice for helping the
boys try to discredit the...

Stupid, stinking sorority.

What do you mean, punish Alice?

If that little bitch has taken things
into her own hands, I'm going to nail

ass against the wall. And her father can
drop dead.

Now tell me what you're talking about.

Why, Tim Anthony, I never knew you guys
were so romantic.

Neither did I, Desi.

Now we have to wait for the computer to
reprogram.

What do we do till then?

Well, that's what this here is for.

Here, Desi.

I love you.

I love you, Tillman.

Desi, there's something I want to talk
to you about.

What is it, Tillman?

That's what I want to talk to you about.

You see,

I wish you wouldn't call me by my full
name.

It makes me sound like an uncle or
something.

Well, why don't you call me Chili or
Chilton?

Well, y 'all nothing like my Uncle
Chilton.

See, it's just that Gone with the Wind
was my favorite movie of all time. And

your full name sounds so distinguished
and all like a gentleman's name from the

old South.

Y 'all see? Y 'all understand?

I think so.

Here's to us.

To Scarlett and me.

For Red and Scarlet. I love it. Can I
call you Red?

Sure,

anytime.

Are those the notes for our plan?

Well, no, not exactly.

Jamie and his friends, they help me with
these.

Oh, you're much smarter than they are,
Chilton.

That's true about some things.

But, oh, well.

Oh, hell, Desi, I love you.

And I think you love me, too.

Well, when two people love each other,
they... Well, I mean, maybe we could...

Oh, hell, I don't know.

What? Huh?

Don't be so surprised.

I have feelings, too, you know. It's
just that, well, I never... Oh, no,

have I. That's what these are for.

Jamie and his friends, they help me with
these, so...

Well, so that I'd know how to do it.

If y 'all mean got it.

I don't want to hear it anymore.

Kimberly's gone too damn far this time.

You girls have got to trust me. I'm
switching teens.

What do you mean?

Yeah, what's the big switch? I thought
you were working for Butts and W .R.

Look, I don't work for anyone but
myself.

I've had enough of those two.

I'm going to go over to the upper U
-house and see what they're up to.

I just might be able to help them out.

Are you girls going to be okay?

Well, all we've done is stay here with
Alice.

Kimberly might scream or holler at
grounders. She wouldn't go any further

that. But you'd be pretty pipped at her
for the thing with Alice. She wouldn't

risk making him any angrier.

All right.

But you girls be careful and...

Keep this meeting to yourselves, all
right?

Miss Dizzy, I've got to check my notes.

Frankly, Chiller, I don't give a damn.

We should experiment ourselves.

My, Red, what a big, pithy alpaca.

Dizzy, you don't have to do it if you
don't want to.

The Yankees will hear you.

Janet said I know what to do. I think
I've... I love you.

Fill me up, oh make love to me.

and how she got roughed up, she came
right to our side. And that motherfucker

that did this to my girlfriend, I got
something real special for that fucking

scumbag.

Hey, Joey, what's in this stuff?

Oh, that's an old family secret passed
down through the ages.

Six gallons of rum, five gallons of
vodka, eight gallons of

brandy.

Well, listen, guys.

If this stuff's really going to work at
W .R.'s party celebration, the people,

they're going to like it.

They're going to drink it.

Now, this stuff doesn't look too
appetizing to me.

Hey, fear not, Chili. Fear not.

All we need is a little sweetener.

to tell you?

W .R.? As

owner and publisher.

Any minute now.

You know, W .R. doesn't look fucked up
at all.

Are you sure he's had enough punch?

I don't know. I want to take this
opportunity to thank each and every

one of you.

with my beautiful daughter, Kimberly Ann
Jackson.

I'm pleased as punch.

And I'd like to thank the girls of Omega
Alpha Phi Gamma,

Delta Kappa Mu, and the upright men

of Phi Upsilon Delta.

A toast to them all.

And to you.

I must have poured that guy five or six
cups of that stuff.

He shouldn't be walking right now.

I don't even want to mention the one fly
in the ointment that happened while we

were doing this article.

Needless to say, it was taken care of.

And a small band.

Are you sure the turkey is immune to
this stuff?

God, I hope not.

I don't know what we'd do if he is. What
are we going to do? Shh.

Patience. Patience. Listen.

People like yourselves from getting

the

publicity news.

The publicity news.

In conclusion, we say...

Daddy,

I'm not Dean Butts. I'm Kimberly.

It says to me...

It's News Month's tribute to American
college youth.

Everyone off with their clothes.

Oh, WR.

Got a couple of friends I'd like you to
meet.

Come on in, boys.

Oh,

hiya, boys. How's it hanging, huh?

Mind if we get a shot of you and the
nun, boss?

Nice shot there. Let's come over here.

Get this couple over here. Come on. Come
on, you little bitch.

I'll get you. Come on, little doggy.
Come on.

Taste this cock and tell me who it
belongs to.

Come here.

Hey.

That's it, yeah.

Get in there.

Come on. You didn't think one was just
enough?

Don't worry, darling.

I've got a little surprise for you.

Oh, Larry!

Surprise?