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It's spring break! We've got some
serious poppies to do!
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Let the 10th annual Spring Break
Olympics begin!
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Don't believe everything you hear.
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Morse. You're mine now.
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The female bites his head off! That is
kind of romantic.
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You keep score as you score.
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It's kinky.
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I like it. You're the only one for me.
What can I say? It's my sentimental
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streak. I can explain.
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What's a sore back compared to a broken
heart? Very poetic.
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You know, I'm new to town. Can you give
me directions to your bedroom?
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Lame. Can I borrow a quarter?
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What for?
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I'd like to call your mother and tell
her you're not coming home tonight.
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You can't be serious.
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Oh, come on. These are my best lines, my
closers.
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Wow. I'd like to hear they also ran.
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So I guess this is good night or good
morning, whichever.
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Wait.
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Where are you going?
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I think I've changed my mind.
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I mean, you've been working hard all
night.
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Coming up with all that crap can't be
easy.
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It isn't.
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Maybe it's time for your reward.
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Now, if a star fell from the sky every
time I thought about you... Okay, okay,
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enough talking.
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Okay.
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Time for action.
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Come dance for me.
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Yes.
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Give me a sexy face.
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Yes.
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Okay, now make a look at the camera.
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Make love to the camera.
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Okay,
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okay, that's enough.
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So, are we gonna...
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It's a home job.
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Oh,
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I feel like a million bucks. I'm walking
down the street with
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my money down my.
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I'm standing in front of you. I'm in the
state that we are in.
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You better hold my hand. You better hold
my
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hand. You better hold
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my hand.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Johnson's bar is giving away free drinks
to anyone with a tramp stamp.
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So?
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So that's every girl in our bar.
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We'll be broke by the end of the week.
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Is that Ophelia's or Layla's? I'm
confused here.
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She's gone.
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They're both gone.
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Screwed it up with Ophelia just like I
screwed it up last time with Layla.
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Me and this whole marriage thing just
don't mix.
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It's okay. You had a couple of strikes.
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You're still a bat.
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Yeah. If either of them were here right
now, they'd shove that bat where the sun
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don't shine.
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Man slut! I'm proud of it.
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I pity that poor girl being used for
your sleazy little game.
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Yeah?
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Booyah! Cha -ching!
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You've been banging like a barn door in
the wind. Time out, time out.
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The game is suspended, okay?
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Clear rule violations, thank you. You've
been drugging those freshmen. Speak for
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yourself, douche bucket.
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There's not going to be any more spring
break scoreboard if we can't make our
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next mortgage payment.
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We need cash, and we need fast.
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Game's not over. Not by a long shot.
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Larry, ice princess.
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That name's going to stick with me for a
while, isn't it?
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Oh, no.
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What? What's oh, no? I've known that
tone since preschool.
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The hey, Larry, which leads to can you
do my essay, or can you change my grade
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in the school's computer, or how much do
you know about genital warts?
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Okay, you got me.
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I need your help. Another flare -up? I
don't want to look. Just take the
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You're still in that whole making movies
thing, right? The cameras, the tripod
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and all that?
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Yeah. Well, I say we make movies, big
hits. Help James and Jenny to make
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payments on double Ds.
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Well, I have written this new script
about my recent breakup. It's called The
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Hole in My Soul. Oh.
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I told you, I'm not over it yet,
Pumpkin. These things take time.
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We have all the time in the world.
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It starts out on the highway, but we're
traveling.
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The white line.
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And the middle of the road is streaking
by.
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And as we pan up, we see in the
distance... A pair of big kids.
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No. I love it. Let's do it. First couple
notes.
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Small changes, really.
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We'll do it in color. And we won't
actually use your script. In fact, we
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even read your script. There'll be no
script.
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Just girls taking their clothes off,
being wild. What a movie.
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It's not a movie. It's a porno tape.
DVD. Keep up, Larry.
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And it's what people want to see. Girls.
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Boobs. A few laughs.
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Laughing drunk girls with boobs!
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Cinema gold!
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Ta -da!
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Looks like so.
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We can't do that. It's immoral.
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I mean, it's exploitation.
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Entertainment. Profiting from people's
lapses in judgment.
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Exploiting their weaknesses.
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Appealing to the lowest common
denominator.
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Lowest common to what?
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Parading naked bodies around for the
amusement of a jaded audience. I mean,
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not right.
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Whenever I see those ads for those
tapes... DVDs. Geez, it's 2009.
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I count her. I think, oh, that poor
girl.
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She's going to get a call from her mom
one day saying she sees her little girl
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on TV taking all her clothes off.
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That was a tough call to make.
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James and Jenny need cash.
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And your artsy -fartsy, soul -in -the
-hole, black -and -white movies aren't
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going to make squat.
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If we lose the bar, we don't have a
place to stay. Spring breaks over.
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Nobody makes king.
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Yin or what?
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Uh,
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we're closed.
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I'm not here for a drink.
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I'm here to see Ophelia.
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Well, I'm afraid she's already left.
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Uh, her husband, ex -husband, never was
husband here.
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Speak of the devil.
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Oh! Look what the cat puked up.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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You know this guy?
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Uh, yeah.
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I've had the pleasure. Yeah, the
pleasure of fucking my wife. That's ex
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Never was wife, as I understand it,
correct?
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Yeah. I heard about Affiliate's research
grant, and I simply came down here to
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offer my assistance.
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You lying little piece of shit.
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What the hell do you know about anthro
-fucking -pology, huh?
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It's a fascinating subject.
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Yeah. So are pygmy tribes in uncharted
regions of the Amazon.
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Go get them, bub. Don't forget your
toothbrush.
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All right, listen.
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Now, I can only apologize so much,
James.
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Perhaps I can make it up to you.
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As I understand it, your bar is having
some financial difficulties.
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I happen to need a place to stay while
I'm down here, and I suspect some rent
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money could come in handy.
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Oh, no.
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You've done all the cumming you're going
to do. Now, get the fuck out of here.
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James, stop being an asshole.
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Hey, why break the habit?
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You shut it, Royce.
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How are we supposed to pay Brody's
wages?
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Or the liquor bill? Or the bank?
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The beach house is already mortgaged to
the max. I would rather sell my body.
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Would you like me to show you to the
beach house?
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Yes, I would love that. Thank you.
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That is unacceptable!
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Jennifer!
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Come on, Larry.
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Snap out of it.
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Look, I know what you're going through.
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Maybe she'll come back.
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But maybe she won't.
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The point is, you can't stop living.
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Or screwing.
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So how about I screw you into the middle
of next week?
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Smells good. I
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don't care.
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Take it out on me.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah, it kind of was.
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Let's go again.
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Again? You're trying to kill me?
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You're still broken -hearted, aren't
you?
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More than my heart's going to get broken
if we go again.
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Yo, Gigolo, we're supposed to be
filming.
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Does it have to be now? Whit and I were
just... There's a hot chick in the bar,
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totally into being on camera. We've got
to move, like, right now.
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I don't know about all that.
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I'm supposed to be a serious filmmaker.
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Dude. Hot.
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Drunk. Chick.
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What to not know?
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Well.
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Great. Good.
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Yeah. Take off your dress.
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Shutting up?
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You want to ruin the mood.
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Zach!
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Could you wait for us in the main bar?
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Yeah, you know, maybe go wait over
there.
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Somewhere other than here.
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You know, but bye.
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Okay.
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That's it.
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And here's you.
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And you.
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And you.
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And you.
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He is watching us, you know that. I
know.
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His name's Bond, he ain't.
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Well, I mean, I guess it is only
natural.
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Big brother being protective, right?
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He says he has a good reason.
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Oh, really? He said you tried to steal
Ophelia from him.
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Well, that's actually true.
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It did happen.
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He said you deny it.
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Well, you know, the old me might have
probably denied it, but this new me is
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more honest.
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It did happen. I'm not proud of it.
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It's rare to find a guy that can
actually be, you know, on it.
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All right. Thank you.
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So, I never really understood what
Ophelia was here to study.
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Oh, well, she and I are anthropologists.
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And down here presents a potentially
fascinating area of study for us.
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Why's that?
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Well, her grant was to study how the
rules of attraction in the animal
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relate to human mating rituals.
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You mean...
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People acting like monkeys?
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Come on.
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Is that really such a stretch?
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I guess not.
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Not on spring break, anyway.
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No such thing as a higher primate when
it comes to spring break.
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So, do you want to go skinny dipping?
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Skinny dipping? Really?
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Yeah, it's a nice night. I mean, come
on, what do you say?
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I personally would love to, but would
that make your brother just a little
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angry?
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Sure.
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But I guess that wouldn't have bothered
the old you much.
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Do you want to hear a secret?
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Huh?
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It doesn't bother the new me much
either.
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Really? Yeah, let's go.
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Larry, Ice Princess was looking for you.
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God, she won't let me breathe.
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Wait, you're the one that scored with
Ice Princess?
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Uh, well, don't be bashful.
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Yeah, I did.
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Wow.
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I'm impressed.
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Oh, it was nothing much, really.
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True, it was nothing much. I've seen it.
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Must have been my pulling the sword from
the stone.
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Only like in reverse.
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All the guys tired.
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Only one succeeded.
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The king.
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Whatever happens, keep shooting.
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I swore I wouldn't do this again on a
first date.
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What, this is a date now?
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You're right.
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It's a technicality.
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But when you're right,
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you're right.
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I'm right.
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I got a baby.
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reason for a ride reach inside I
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hope this song will end
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this story I'm taking
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Have you ever killed anybody?
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Hell no, bro. What kind of question is
that?
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You need a drink, bro.
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Let me guess.
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Roy? How'd you guess?
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What you done now, bro?
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Done? My wife, my sister.
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Ouch. It sucks, bro.
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Mm -hmm.
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I'm Larry's wingman.
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How did this happen?
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It's a small town.
284
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Rep travels fast.
285
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,180
But since preschool, he's been my
wingman.
286
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The universe is out of whack.
287
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:03,660
Yeah, tell me about it.
288
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,420
So what's wrong with you? Seems like you
had a worse night than I did.
289
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Really? No.
290
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That was draining.
291
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I think I need to lie down.
292
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Later. First we need to look at your
footage.
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Alright,
294
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let's see what we got.
295
00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:23,880
Hi, my name is Tina. I have two Yorkies.
296
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One's like this big, and then the other
one's like this big.
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They're super rad.
298
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I'm glad you got all this. Nothing an
audience likes more than a really,
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long buildup.
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Oops.
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It gets better.
302
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How could it possibly get better than
this?
303
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Wow.
304
00:26:48,370 --> 00:26:49,550
Sexy shoulder blade?
305
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Oops.
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From now on, every time you say oops,
I'm going to kill you.
307
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,420
Great. Well, we've definitely cornered
the G -rated adult market, which is, you
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00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,420
know, huge when it comes to these kind
of tapes.
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DVD.
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Hey, guys.
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You might want to check out Channel 149,
the travel and entertainment channel.
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You're famous.
313
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Oh, my God.
314
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She used me.
315
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,660
I feel so used.
316
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Time for act first.
317
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Come on, dance for me.
318
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Yeah.
319
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,120
Oh, yeah.
320
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,200
Don't do it, buddy. It's a trick.
321
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:03,160
You exploited me. You put me on TV with
your jaded pictures of naked parades.
322
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,020
Huh? It's exploitation.
323
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,280
It's entertainment.
324
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,260
You profited from my horniness.
325
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:13,620
You got what you wanted. I got what I
wanted. It's America, baby.
326
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,960
She's going to put you on TV.
327
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Sweet.
328
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,480
You saw that?
329
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I can explain.
330
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,540
It's really funny. You're going to
laugh.
331
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,900
Jen? You back?
332
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:56,940
Jenny?
333
00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:00,700
Jenny, are you okay?
334
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Jenny!
335
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,640
I heard bang.
336
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,190
Hmm. Uh, yeah, you did.
337
00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:13,550
James!
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00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:19,830
You... You got
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00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:27,470
the
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00:29:27,470 --> 00:29:28,530
hut for Brody? Oh.
341
00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:31,530
I believe in mating for life!
342
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:33,330
There's a...
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bucket load of points waiting to be
scored over at Johnson's. You never
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00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,380
resist the lure of meaningless sex,
could you? Oh, no.
345
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,540
She's never ever, never ever better than
me.
346
00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:55,960
She's never ever, never ever better than
me.
347
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,620
She's never ever, never better than me.
348
00:30:04,590 --> 00:30:05,590
Not bad at all.
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