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All right.
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Oh, Tabitha, come on.
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Adam ate almost
all of his lunch.
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Now, you finish yours so we
can go shopping for some shoes.
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Yoo-hoo! Esmeralda?
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Hello, Samantha.
Is, um...
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Yes, but he'll be
leaving in a minute.
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Oh, good.
Hello, Tabitha.
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Hello, Esmeralda.
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Esmeralda, would you
mind babysitting
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while I take Tabitha
to get some shoes?
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And while Darrin goes to the driving
range to hit some golf balls,
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or at least
to swing at them.
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Hello, Esmeralda.
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How nice to see
you for a change.
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Darrin.
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Oh. What I meant was
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it's always nice
to see you.
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Thank you, Mr. Stephens.
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Samantha, have you
seen my golf glove?
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Isn't it with your clubs?
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No, and it's
not upstairs.
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Then it must
be downstairs.
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I'll help you
look for it.
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Tabitha, please.
Finish your lunch.
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I'm not hungry.
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Sweetheart, you've been
saying that an awful lot lately.
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I think
it's psychological.
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I think it's related to her
feelings toward the new B-A-B-Y.
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That spells "baby."
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Smart, isn't she?
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Tabitha, will you
please eat your lunch?
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No. I don't want to.
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Young lady, you'll finish
everything on your plate
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or you'll go
straight to your room.
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Well, you gave her
a choice.
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Let's go look for
your golf glove.
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She's expressing her emotions
of rivalry by refusing to eat.
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I wish
I could help her.
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But I can.
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I'll break through
her appetite barrier
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by casting a spell
on her milk.
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As a trumpet sounds
with a shimmering beat,
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she who drinks this
will crave to eat.
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Sweetheart?
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Where is that book
you were studying
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called How to Line up
Your Fourth Putt?
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That was called How to
Improve Your Swing.
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Sounds like
the same thing to me.
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On the TV set. Why?
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Just playing a hunch.
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It looks like a rose you were
saving from your first dance.
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Thanks.
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See you later.
Have fun.
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Esmeralda,
where are you headed?
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Oh, I'm taking
Tabitha her milk.
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Never mind.
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But her little
stomach's empty.
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And her little stubborn
streak cannot go unpunished,
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so she will stay
in her room.
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For at least
a good 10 minutes.
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I'll put her milk in the refrigerator
so it doesn't go to waste.
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Oh, it won't go to waste.
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Samantha, you drank
Tabitha's milk.
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So? It wasn't wasted.
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It wasn't intended for you.
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Oh, that's all right.
It's all in the family.
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Well, no sense in wasting
a perfectly good lunch.
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The spell that
hit you by mistake,
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be now removed
for both our sake.
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Samantha?
Mmm-hmm?
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Since you and Tabitha
aren't ready to leave yet,
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could I run
a fast errand?
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Sure. This is delicious.
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Mmm.
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Well...
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As long as Adam didn't
finish his strained carrots...
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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Bewitched.
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Mr. Druggist, may I please
have something that might...
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Oh, not Mr. Druggist.
Mr. Apothecary,
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purveyor of
prescriptions
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to some of the biggest
names in the cosmos.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Mr. Apothecary,
I need something...
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Say, how about some premium-grade
nightingales' tongues?
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They're going
for a song.
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That's an oldie
but a goody.
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Will they cure
a hunger spell?
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No, but they're great
for warlock's foot.
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I appreciate your
peachy sense of humor,
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but I need something
to cure a hunger spell,
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which I cast
and now I can't remove.
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Don't know as much as
you think you know, huh?
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That's the trouble
with you teenagers.
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Oh, I'm not a teenager.
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I'm a young unmarried.
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I was hoping maybe you
could give me a potion.
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No maybes about it. I'll
give you a potion so potent
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you'll pop
your pink pajamas.
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Now you cut that out.
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You got a date for the Metaphysical
Meditatum and Barbecue?
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No. I've had
dozens of offers.
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Oh?
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How soon can I
get the potion?
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Well, just as soon
as I've finished this.
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It's a special formula
of horn of unicorn,
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gizzard of lizard,
tail of snail,
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caboose of moose
and chicken fat.
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What does it cure?
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Don't cure nothing.
It's my lunch.
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Mrs. Stephens,
are you busy?
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Mmm-mmm. Not at all,
Mr. Kravitz.
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I was just getting ready to
make myself a sandwich.
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You already have one.
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I know.
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But somehow I think I'm
gonna want another. Come in.
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Boy, are you
a fast eater.
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That was peanut butter
and jelly.
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Would you like me
to make one for you?
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No, thanks.
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Mrs. Stephens, my wife generously
offered to circulate a petition,
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then went to visit her
mother, so... Excuse me.
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It's a petition to, uh...
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Mrs. Stephens,
are you listening?
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Hmm? Mmm!
Oh, yes.
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You're circulating
a petition.
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Right. A petition relating
to trash collection.
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As a housewife,
you're naturally aware
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that our local
collection of trash
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takes place on
Tuesdays and Fridays.
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Go ahead.
I'm listening.
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But this petition
proposes that the days
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be changed to
Mondays and Fridays.
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Please continue,
Mr. Kravitz.
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I lost my train
of thought.
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Do you mind if I come back
sometime when you're less hungry?
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You do mind?
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You don't mind?
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Oh, thank you.
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Bon appetite.
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Anybody home?
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I'm in the kitchen!
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Samantha,
no joking about it.
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You're a witch with
an eating problem.
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Back from the shoe store?
We didn't go.
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No?
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Tabitha still pouting?
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Oh, no.
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She's fine.
She's playing outside.
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Then why didn't you
take her shopping?
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Because the shoe store
doesn't sell hamburgers.
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I guess I should
ask what that means.
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Sweetheart, I don't
wanna alarm you,
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but there's something
wrong with me.
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I have a virus that creates an
uncontrollable craving for food.
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I never heard of a virus that
makes people wanna eat.
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I only heard of viruses that
make people not wanna eat.
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Well, you're talking
about mortal people.
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Darrin, I think I have
voracious ravenousitis.
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It's more common among warlocks,
but witches get it, too.
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I got it.
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What can you do about it?
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Well, I've tried
to call Dr. Bombay
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five times,
but he didn't answer.
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I forgot. Saturday's his afternoon
for his buffalo polo game.
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How could you
forget that?
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It wasn't easy.
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In the meantime,
I just ate tonight's dinner.
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So I'd better
go to the market.
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I'll take you.
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If you're sick,
you shouldn't drive.
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Who's gonna
stay with the kids?
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Isn't Esmeralda here?
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No. No, she went
on an errand.
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But I'll get her.
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How soon will
it be ready?
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That's tough to say.
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I'm a slow worker.
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Except with
a groovy chick like you.
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[Sam] Yoo-hoo! Esmeralda?
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Whoever paged you
pooped my potion.
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Now I gotta
start all over again.
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Please hurry. I need
it as soon as possible.
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You called?
Oh, yes.
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Esmeralda, can you
stay with the kids
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while Mr. Stephens and
I go to the market? Yes.
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How do you feel?
Hungry.
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I should've told her
and I will.
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I definitely will.
I'll tell her.
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Right after I cure her.
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Sam, control yourself.
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Yes, sweetheart.
I'll try.
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Young woman,
that's my apple.
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Sorry.
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I no longer desire it.
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Samantha,
will you stop that?
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How?
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Hey, what's she doing?
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She's eating your lettuce.
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Hey, man, what a far-out
thing to be hooked on.
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But, baby, if your bag is
shoplifting, don't steal from me.
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Steal from the store.
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Madam, may I inquire
what you're up to?
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I'm eating cherry tomatoes. Mmm?
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Will you please
repeat that?
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I'm eating
cherry tomatoes.
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I see.
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My next question is, why?
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Because I'm hungry.
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Madam, at the risk of branding
myself a tool of capitalism,
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our purpose here is for you to
buy merchandise and take it home.
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If you eat it here,
you consume our profits.
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You're right. I apologize.
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Madam, may I inquire
why you put this in my cart?
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Darrin, don't get cute.
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00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,927
You know this is our cart.
This is my husband.
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Where could I find a small rump
roast suitable for a bachelor?
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In the meat department.
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Thank you.
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Darrin!
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You wanna put the groceries
in the kitchen? Mmm.
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Oh, wait.
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Esmeralda,
how is everything?
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Oh, fine.
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Tabitha's up in her room,
and Adam's taking a nap.
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Do you need me anymore?
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Oh, no.
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No, I'm gonna take Tabitha to
get her shoes on Monday, and...
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Oh, well,
it's Saturday night.
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I guess she had a date.
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Why don't you try
Dr. Bombay again?
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He should have his buffalo
back in the stable by now.
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Calling Dr. Bombay!
Calling Dr. Bombay!
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Emergency!
Come right away!
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Dr. Bombay is unavailable.
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His buffalo polo match
went into triple overtime.
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How thrilling.
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May I help you?
Who are you?
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I'm his new trained nurse.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm Samantha Stephens,
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and I think I'm suffering
from voracious ravenousitis.
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Do you know
how to cure that?
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I've never even
heard of it.
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You have never heard
of voracious ravenousitis?
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I thought you
were a trained nurse.
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I am, but that's not
what I'm trained in.
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I'll give the doctor
your message.
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Should I take a wild guess
at what she is trained in?
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No.
253
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:44,068
Say, I just thought
of something.
254
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,196
What? Let's eat
dinner. I'm starved.
255
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,759
I thought you were in the
baby's room, but you weren't.
256
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,553
No. I'm here.
257
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:14,223
I'm just fixing myself
a little sandwich.
258
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,766
You call that little?
259
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,060
Oh, be gentle
with me, Darrin.
260
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,896
I've become
a food aholic.
261
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,988
Oh, come on, baby.
How's about a little kiss?
262
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,948
No.
Come on now.
263
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,327
It's Saturday night
and we're young.
264
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,457
Oh, dear.
I'm in a hurry.
265
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,125
I want you to
finish my potion.
266
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:45,171
Well, I'm waiting for an ingredient
I had to order from Neptune.
267
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,299
Lately, deliveries from
Neptune have been running late.
268
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:52,136
So just to keep us
occupied let's fool around.
269
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,347
You know what I mean?
I don't want to.
270
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,182
Oh, don't fight it, baby.
271
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,643
You dig me
and you know it.
272
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,815
Take five.
273
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,193
Sweetheart, would you
make me a cup of coffee?
274
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,695
With saccharine.
Gotta watch those calories.
275
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,532
Yes, Samantha.
What is it?
276
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,452
Oh, Dr. Bombay,
I'm so glad you're here.
277
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,162
Who won the polo match?
278
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,455
Sam, who cares?
279
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,457
I do, and so does
my buffalo.
280
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,833
Well, well,
what's the problem?
281
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,503
I have to get back
to an important conference.
282
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,464
I know. We saw her.
283
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:35,596
Dr. Bombay, I think I have
voracious ravenousitis.
284
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,391
Really? I haven't
seen a good case
285
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,185
of voracious ravenousitis
in centuries.
286
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,479
Never mind seeing it.
Just cure it.
287
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:48,526
My good man, I have to
see it before I can cure it.
288
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,903
Oh.
Left elbow, please.
289
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,366
By your disease,
you won't be bested.
290
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,411
Your symptoms
are forthwith arrested.
291
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,997
That's all? I don't believe
in a lot of mumbo jumbo.
292
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,248
How do you feel?
293
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,041
Stuffed.
294
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,876
Darrin, I'm cured.
295
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,461
Doctor, you're okay.
296
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:11,007
If I ever become a
warlock, I'll use you.
297
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,844
If you ever become a
warlock, I'll become a mortal.
298
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:22,018
Well, sweetheart,
let's go back to bed.
299
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,439
I have had
a very full day.
300
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,155
Eat your breakfast,
Tabitha.
301
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,490
Do I have to?
Yes.
302
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,744
Good morning, Darrin,
Tabitha. I'm sorry I over...
303
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,583
Sam? Sam?
304
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,877
Good morning, Darrin,
Tabitha. I'm sorry I...
305
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,503
You already said that.
306
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,380
I did? What happened?
307
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,090
You fell asleep.
308
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,967
That's impossible.
309
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,595
She did it again.
310
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,603
Are you all right?
311
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,397
Sure. I feel great.
Bright-eyed and bush...
312
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:15,780
Darrin, I think there may
be something wrong with me.
313
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,410
You know what
I think I have?
314
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,287
Voracious sleep it is?
No.
315
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,873
No. I think I have a side
effect from Dr. Bombay's cure.
316
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,292
You take Tabitha upstairs
and I'll call him.
317
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,919
All right.
318
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,629
Come on, honey.
319
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,302
Dr. Bombay!
Paging Dr. Bombay!
320
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,096
Emergency! Come...
321
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,452
Mrs. Stephens?
322
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,580
Oh, hi, Mr. Kravitz.
323
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,374
Excuse me
for bothering you,
324
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,042
but when I
circulate a petition,
325
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,337
I wear my victims down
until they sign it.
326
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,172
To refresh your
memory from yesterday,
327
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,090
this concerns
trash collection.
328
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,097
Oh, yes, Mr. Kravitz?
329
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,306
You fell asleep.
330
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,684
Oh, well,
I'm terribly sorry,
331
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,395
but things have been
a little hectic around here.
332
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,063
Apology accepted.
333
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:35,025
It requests the city council to
change the days of collection...
334
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,365
Mrs. Stephens, I know all
I'm talking about is garbage,
335
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,202
but still and all, it's our
community, and as citizens...
336
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,541
Boy, she must've
had some night.
337
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,542
I never even
knew she drank.
338
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,557
Is it ready?
Is it ready?
339
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,852
Oh, I've been
working on it all night.
340
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,189
It's ready, willing
and able, and so am I.
341
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,107
At last.
Let me have it.
342
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,401
Only in exchange
for a kiss.
343
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,695
Would you settle for
a nice, warm handshake?
344
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:23,240
A kiss, a whole kiss
and nothing but a kiss.
345
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,667
They just can't keep
their lips off of me.
346
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,852
Eureka!
347
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:52,686
Where am I?
348
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,189
Samantha,
I have the answer.
349
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,898
What was the question?
350
00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:00,986
Yesterday, I put a spell on
Tabitha's milk but you drank it.
351
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,950
I deserve your hatred.
I'm no good.
352
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,369
I'm a blundering fool who
loves not wisely but too well.
353
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,915
Esmeralda,
stop hamming it up.
354
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,709
You mean she didn't have
voracious ravenousitis?
355
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,795
No, but this
will cure her.
356
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,880
Ah, well,
thanks anyway, Esmeralda,
357
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,757
but I'm afraid
you're too late.
358
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,803
I don't get it.
359
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,098
Esmeralda, since Mrs. Stephens
is temporarily indisposed,
360
00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:32,309
would you be good enough
to call for Dr. Bombay?
361
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:35,145
Dr. Bombay!
Paging Dr. Bombay!
362
00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,730
Emergency!
Come right away!
363
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,607
This better be
pretty important
364
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:40,818
to take me away
from my tennis game.
365
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,070
That's what you
wear for tennis?
366
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,657
It is when I'm tackling my
new nurse.
367
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,368
Dr. Bombay,
what my wife thought
368
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,162
was voracious
ravenousitis wasn't.
369
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,330
Well, this is terrible.
370
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:56,500
The treatment I prescribed
could produce side effects.
371
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,879
Yes, it did.
She keeps falling asleep.
372
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,090
Well, naturally,
because my incantation
373
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:07,845
called for all her
symptoms to be arrested.
374
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,015
So near and yet so far. Mmm.
375
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:18,188
Oh, Dr. Bombay, now listen
quick before I fall asleep.
376
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,859
Esmeralda has a potion
that will remove her spell.
377
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,154
Now, if you can remove your
cure, her cure can cure me.
378
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:30,951
Is she right? I don't
know, but it can't hurt to try.
379
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,080
Left elbow?
380
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,208
Right ankle.
381
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,085
Ignorant, isn't he?
382
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,885
The result of my treatment
will all fade away.
383
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,554
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah,
zip-a-dee-ay.
384
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,766
"My, oh, my,
what a wonderful day."
385
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,936
Bit of a square,
aren't you?
386
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,523
Wow, am I hungry.
387
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,778
Samantha, drink this
in good health.
388
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,701
Did it work?
389
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,328
I think so.
390
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,497
Yes.
391
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,832
Good. In that case,
I can get back
392
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,292
to my tennis match
with my new nurse.
393
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,378
What's the score?
394
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,254
I don't know
but my nurse does.
395
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:30,260
There. You see? Everyone
got all excited over nothing.
396
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:43,440
Sam? Sam!
397
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,484
Just a little joke,
sweetheart.
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