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I think you're going to find this
next activity very amusing, young man.

It's called making
Daddy's breakfast.

Now...

We are going to make
French toast.

French toast is... Well, it
isn't French, and it isn't toast.

And that gives you an idea of what
you're gonna be up against in this world.

What's the big idea?

Daddy.

Yes. Daddy.

Thanks for the mess.

Anytime.

May I have
my egg back?

Thanks.

I pop in to see how your
father's enjoying his gift

of infinite power,
and what do I find?

Daddy, Darrin agreed to accept
your gift for only one day.

I'm sure by now
he's back to normal.

Ah. But you forget how
easy it was to persuade him

to use my magic gift.

Let me refresh your memory. Shall
we tune in the refrigerator?

Now, just a few
simple instructions.

You hold the watch, you concentrate
on where you want to be,

and you say, Zolda,
Prancan, Kopek, Lum.

Zolda, Prancan, Kopek, Lum?
That was a dirty trick!

He was beautiful,
Samantha.

You should have seen him, zapping
and popping like an old pro,

especially when he popped
into the client's office

to get some
inside information.

That wasn't
cricket.

No, it was
eavesdropping.

I don't believe you.

Darrin, how did you
get that inside info?

Larry, if I told you,
you wouldn't believe me.

You son of a gun.

Today Bliss Pharmaceutical,

tomorrow the world.

Now tell me that
isn't the look of a man

who sees the open door
to fame and fortune.

No. No, that is
the look of a man

who is trying to satisfy the wishes
of his father-in-law for one day.

I'm sure by now
he's back to normal.

I don't think so,
Samantha.

It's like pate de foie gras. Once
you've tasted it, you can't stop.

As the boys say on Carnaby
Street, "He's hooked."

Hmm.

We'll see. Darrin's different.

So you keep saying.

Good morning, Adam.
Hello, Maurice.

Good morning,
my boy.

Sweetheart,
what's for breakfast?

French toast.

Oh.

What do you
mean, "Oh"?

I had my taste buds set for something
a little more exotic, like...

Eggs Florentine
perhaps?

Yeah, that
might be good.

And truffles
and cafe au lait?

Now, that's what I call
a proper breakfast.

Sorry, Darrin, but this kitchen
is fresh out of truffles.

Now, I know one
that's not.

The Cafe Chez Henri
in Paris.

Oh, I don't think
I have the time.

I have an appointment
at the office.

Darrin,

why don't you let me whip you up
some French toast, mortal style?

I've got it.

If he won't go to Henri's, he merely
uses his powers to bring Henri's to him.

Say the
magic words.

Concentrate
on Chez Henri.

Of course.

Zolda, Prancan,
Kopek, Lum.

Dolphin, you feed your
face while I feast my eyes.

You must admit,

your father has a
gourmet's taste in food.

And a playboy's taste
in service.

Ah! A kindly word from
my devoted daughter.

Come on, let's
all have breakfast.

[Maurice] What have we here?

Samantha?

Uh, no, thanks.

What about
these tasty morsels?

I'd put sweaters on them
if I were you.

They look
a little chilly.

Now then,
let's see.

Maurice, that was a
breakfast fit for a king.

I particularly
enjoyed the service.

Thank you, Marie,
Yvonne, Gigi.

My compliments
to the chef.

That'll be all.

Well, Maurice, I'd better
be getting to the office.

If you'll excuse me.

Work, work, work.

The all-consuming
possessor of mortals.

Sam, I'm leaving.

Are the bunnies gone?

Yes, dear.

Well, have a nice day,
and drive carefully.

Remember how bad the
traffic is this time of day.

Who worries
about traffic?

Zolda, Prancan,
Kopek, Lum.

See you at dinner.

You know, I'm beginning to feel
a certain affection for Darrin.

Darrin? That's the first time
you've remembered his name.

Well, I feel
closer to him now.

I felt safer when
you were more distant.

Don't you realize he's
just indulging your whim?

Did you hear me suggest
that he shouldn't drive to work?

No. I mean...

Book, come.

Book, return.

Darrin...

Don't tell me.
Let me tell you.

You think you saw
a book going by.

Yeah, I did
think that.

I was just experimenting
with my latest diversion.

Mind over matter.

You see,
by deep concentration,

I channel my thoughts
to your cerebellum

where I create the illusion of
a book moving through space.

Darrin, will you please knock
it off with all this hocus-pocus

and channel your brain waves to the
Bliss Pharmaceutical presentation?

Oh, it's almost finished.

Well, here's a little
incentive to help you finish it.

$5,000?

Why are you
so surprised?

I told you that would be your bonus
if we landed the Bliss account.

Well, frankly, Larry, I didn't think
you'd really come through with it.

Hey, this check is
dated a year from today.

Just a formality.

We don't have
the account yet.

Mr. Bliss for Mr. Tate.

Junior or Senior?
Senior.

Put him on.

Hello, Mr. Bliss?

Yes. Fine. Fine.

I'll pick you up
personally at 7:00.

Yes, Stephens will have
the material prepared.

I'm delighted, too,
Mr. Bliss.

See you later.

Your info was right.

Bliss wants to stay with
the old-fashioned approach.

And that's what we'll give him
when we have dinner with him

at your house
at 7:30 tonight.

Why my house?

Because that whole new approach
was your idea, wasn't it?

Now we've gotta scrap it, and look
at all the effort I've wasted.

So the least you can do
to make up for it

is have the dinner
at your house.

Larry, that's not
a very good reason.

How about it's gonna be
there because I said so?

That's a good reason.

Hey! I'm gonna have
this check redrawn

and dated for tomorrow.

You son of a gun.

Take me to Samantha.

Good grief.

Darrin, what are you trying
to do, give me whiplash?

Come on, Sam. That's old stuff for
you. Remember me? I'm a convert.

Yeah, well, what happened
to that wonderful, sweet mortal

I said love, honor
and no witchcraft to?

He's come
to his senses.

All that sacrificing, all
that doing without is over.

Where's Maurice? I'd like
to tell him the good news.

He has a skiing date in
Zermatt with Jean-Claude Kitty,

but he'll be back
before dinner.

Oh, I almost forgot.
Mr. Bliss, Sr. and Jr.

Are coming here
for dinner tonight.

That's the new account
we're about to land.

And Larry has given me
a $5,000 bonus.

Larry...

Why would he do that?

I had a little inside info that
tied the ribbon on that account.

Inside info?

How did you get
that inside info?

I attended a private board
meeting compliments of Daddy.

Sam, from now on,

you're gonna have everything
you deserve and more.

Now listen to me, Darrin. You
may have given up, but I haven't.

I enjoy taking care of my
husband and my children

in the everyday,
mortal way.

I like things
the way they are.

If I didn't,
I wouldn't be here.

Now, you married me
for what I am,

and I married you
for what you are.

Sam, I've made you live
like a mortal for so long

you're beginning
to act like one.

Okay, Darrin, what would you
like me to zap up for dinner?

Anything you want,
sweetheart. Only make it fancy.

Don't you worry, I'll give
you the witch's special.

Okay. Well, I've gotta be
getting to the office.

Oh, uh, Sam,
no more of that, huh?

Oh, hi, Larry.

Darrin, where
have you been?

No place.

A minute ago
I left the office,

came right back in,
and you were gone.

Now you're
back again.

Mind over matter. I made
you think I wasn't here.

Darrin, will you
cut it out

with this mind-over-matter bunk?

You're giving me
the creeps.

Larry, how do you think I got that
inside information on the Bliss account?

You mean by using that
mind-over-matter bunk,

uh, stuff,

you can tell what our
clients are thinking?

Certainly.
You want me to prove it?

Yeah.

Okay. Uh...

You go out and ask Betty
what she had for breakfast.

Now, she doesn't even
have to tell you.

Just ask her to write it
down on a piece of paper.

And then what?

Then come back in here, and I'll
tell you what she had for breakfast.

Boy, this is crazy.

But if it works,
I love it.

Betty, what'd you have
for breakfast?

Well, I...

Don't tell me. Just write it
down on that piece of paper.

Mr. Tate,
are you all right?

Betty, just write down
what you had for breakfast.

But why do you care
what I had for breakfast?

I don't care
what you had for breakfast.

I just want you to write it
down on a piece of paper.

Mr. Tate, I don't
mean to be arbitrary,

but isn't this
a little peculiar?

Betty, will you stop making
a federal case out of this?

I just want you to write down
what you had for breakfast.

It's not important at all, and
nobody cares one way or another.

So do as I tell you,
or you're fired.

Yes, sir.

Orange juice, bacon, eggs straight
up, sweet roll and coffee.

Darrin, ours is a great
partnership, a wonderful wedding.

With my greed and your
talent, nothing can stop us.

Larry, would you
say that again?

Gladly.

With my greed and your
talent, nothing can stop us.

No, before that.

Ours is a great partnership,
a wonderful wedding.

Wedding.

Like in marriage.

Yeah. Uh, Darrin,
we've got to keep this...

[Sam] Darrin, what happened
to the sweet, wonderful mortal

that I said love,
honor and no witchcraft to?

I happen to enjoy taking care of my husband
and children in the everyday, mortal way.

I like things
the way they are.

If I didn't,
I wouldn't be here.

[Larry] ...suspicion.
Don't you agree?

With what?

Haven't you been
listening?

Sure.

But not to you.

What?

Nothing.

I tell you, Darrin.

We'll have more wealth and
power than even I ever imagined.

We can juggle
the stock market,

seize control of
the national economy.

Today the nation,
tomorrow...

Don't say it, Larry.

But you don't realize, Darrin,
if we play our cards right,

in time,
we can rule the world.

Larry, I don't want to
rule the world.

Okay, so you don't
wanna rule the world. I do.

I've wanted to rule the world
ever since I was a little kid.

And I'm making that
check out for $10,000.

See you tonight,

partner.

Oh, hi, Daddy.

My darling daughter.

Samantha, tell your
father what's wrong.

Oh. Daddy,
I'm worried.

If you're right about Darrin,
that means he's changed.

He hasn't changed.
He's matured.

[Darrin] Sam.

How did you
get home?

I took a cab,
thank you.

And I enjoyed every
bumper-to-bumper minute of it.

Hi, honey.
Hi.

You're behaving very
strangely, Darrin. You think so?

Could we have
a little private talk?

Just as soon as I have
a private talk with him.

But don't go away. I don't
want that much privacy.

Maurice...

I have a feeling it's going
to be "sir" from here on in.

Could be.

Well, then,
I'll have a martini.

Spanish gin, Italian
vermouth and a Greek olive.

You'll have a martini
the way I make one for you.

And forget the witch's
special for dinner.

Take six chicken pies
out of the freezer.

Is something
disturbing you, Dustbin?

Yes, this.

Take back
your hocus-pocus.

Your vocabulary could
use a little polishing,

but I think
I get the idea.

Now, Darrin,
don't be ungracious.

Remember, it does
tell time, too.

Forget it.

As a warlock named Will
once said,

"Lord, what fools
these mortals be!"

Come to think of it,
he also wrote,

"All the world's a stage, And all
the men and women merely players.

"They have their exits
and their entrances,

"And one man in his time
plays many parts."

Daddy, don't you think you're
getting a little carried away?

So sorry about that.
I'm leaving the watch here.

Do with it what you will.
As for me,

I have a previous engagement for dinner
which I propose to make as soon as I leave.

But I'll be back
for the fun.

"Good night, good night!
Parting is such sweet sorrow

"That I shall say
good night till it..."

Say good night,
Daddy.

Good night, Daddy.

Oh, what a rogue
and peasant knave is he.

Oh, Darrin,
I'm so proud of you.

You stood up to Daddy
like you had nothing to lose.

As long as I have you,
I have nothing to lose.

[Bliss Jr] Ah. Marvelous,
just marvelous, Mrs. Stephens.

The chicken pie and lemon
sherbet really hit the spot.

Well, I'm sorry it wasn't
a bit more elegant,

but I really didn't
have the time...

Nonsense, girl. I admire
your lack of pretension.

It's an excellent quality.

Thank you.

Oh, Daddy, I'm so
glad you popped in.

Yes.

This is my father. Mr. Bliss
Sr. Mr. Bliss Jr. Bliss.

And you remember
Larry Tate. Maurice.

Please, don't let me
interrupt. Please, go on.

Well, Stephens, let's
get down to business.

What have you got
on your mind?

There he goes.

I'll give you odds.

[Darrin] Before we get to
the business at hand,

why don't we make
ourselves comfortable?

That's dirty pool.

Gentlemen, we call this meeting
to present an entirely new concept

before you decide where
to place your account.

Very well.
I assumed that.

And, frankly,
we're delighted,

in view of McMann & Tate's superior
reputation in the business.

Aren't we, Dad?

Go ahead, Darrin.

Mr. Bliss,

I firmly believe

that we should present
our original campaign,

which we think is more
modern and up-to-date.

Right.

Wrong!

What are you
talking about?

When I went along with
your conservative approach,

it was based on my
knowledge of what you wanted.

How did you know
what I wanted?

Call it instinct.

[Bliss Sr] Instinct?

After careful consideration,
I'm sorry to say

that I find your
advertising ideas

unimaginative
and pedestrian.

Darrin, what kind of
a joke is this?

Now, now, Tate,
let the boy talk.

At least he has the courage of his
convictions. You gotta give him that.

That and two weeks' notice.

You were saying,
Stephens?

Well, Mr. Bliss,

getting your account
is not our main purpose.

Our objective is to provide
you with a campaign that,

in our opinion,
will increase your sales,

which, believe me, your
present campaign will not do.

Darrin, about that
two weeks' notice,

make it 24 hours,
starting yesterday.

I don't know why, Tate.
He makes perfect sense to me.

That's why
I'm backing him 100%.

I admire
Stephens' integrity.

Integrity is
our hallmark.

Too bad I can't agree with
his advertising concepts.

Darrin, if I've told you
once, I've told you 1,000 times,

integrity doesn't
feed the bulldog.

Well, we've taken up
enough of your time.

Silas, come along.
Wait a minute, Mr. Bliss.

Stephens doesn't have the last
word at McMann & Tate, I do.

He isn't even with
the company anymore.

Mr. Bliss, please listen.

Okay, Maurice,

your magic watch threw the
Bliss account right in my lap.

Okay, I've just
thrown it out.

My boy, you've
completely shattered

my lack of faith
in mortal behavior.

You're supposed to be motivated
almost entirely by greed.

Don't you know that?

Daddy, why don't you admit
that Darrin's something special?

Some divine power
prevents me.

What divine power?

Me.

Modesty is not
one of his faults.

I may be ill.

You see, Maurice, a man who has
everything doesn't need witchcraft.

You have a lot to learn
about human beings.

I beg your pardon.

Daddy, I hope you're gonna take
this little setback graciously.

Don't I always?

Now, Daddy...

Daddy,
are you through?

I don't think so.

I won't say another word.

Say something.
It would be a lot cheaper.

That's what
he calls gracious?

For Daddy,
that's gracious.

Now I'll take my leave of
this mundane establishment

and be off
to Mount Olympus

where the gods and I will laugh
to scorn your mortal folly.

Daddy always was
one for big exits.

Good morning, Sam.

Where's Darrin?

Upstairs, dressing.

Uh, will you
tell him I'm here?

Darrin?

[Darrin] Yes?

An ex-friend of
yours is here.

Who?

Larry.

Tell him
I've gone fishing.

He's gone fishing.

I just dropped by
to congratulate him.

For what,
being fired?

No, for landing
the Bliss account.

Larry, it's a little early in the
morning. What are you talking about?

I got a telephone call from Bliss
Jr. first thing this morning,

and he told me that his
father had second thoughts.

He said any man who could
jeopardize an account

as big as Bliss
Pharmaceutical,

and at the same time
lose his job,

has to have the best interests
of the client at heart.

Well, sweetheart,
isn't that wonderful?

Now, wait a minute.

Larry, are you
putting me on?

No. I've got the signed
contract right here.

There's, uh,
just one thing.

What's that?

Well, Bliss thought,
as a formality,

he'd like your signature
on the contract.

Well, how
about that?

Yeah, how
about that?

Even though I assured him that you
would be assigned to the account.

Me? Oh,
you fired me.

That's right.
You fired him.

Now, wait a minute.
Don't be ridiculous.

I knew what you
were up to.

That's why I threw in the clincher
and pretended to fire you.

I think that was the
touch that swung the deal.

Larry, you expect me
to believe that?

No. Just sign
the contract.

Darrin, you and I
are an unbeatable team.

Thank you.

And I'm a big enough man to admit that
it was your genius that made this deal.

Ciao.

Oh, that
son of a gun.