All language subtitles for Bewitched.S06E09.Samanthas.Secret.Spell.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Oh, Samantha, I'm
so glad I found you in.

Good morning, Mother.

How many guesses
do I get?

It's for a masquerade party
that the duchess is throwing.

Sam, I haven't got much time for
breakfast, so skip the eggs and...

And skip the breakfast, too.
Good morning, Endora.

You simply must
come with me.

It'll be your first vacation
since the baby arrived.

Mother, Darrin said
good morning.

Who?

Oh, him. Hurry,
darling, or we'll be late.

I'll forgive your
rudeness, Endora.

I know you're just
being yourself.

There is an annoying vibration
somewhere in this house,

and I wish
it would go away.

Now, we are all supposed
to dress as nursery rhymes.

I'm going as
the Knave of Hearts,

but I must find a mask.

What's wrong with
the one you're wearing?

If you don't
zip your lip...

May I remind
you that...

...I will.

Mother, you unzip
him immediately.

Certainly.

As soon as we decide what costume
you are going to wear to the ball.

I refuse even
to discuss it

until you remove that.

Oh, drat!

And that's final,
you old...

Darrin!
What was that?

I am sick and tired of your mother's
barging in here unannounced.

Now, the Constitution
guarantees each man

the right to protect his
home against invaders.

So hear this
and hear it good.

Your mother is no longer
welcome in this house!

Darrin, you can't
do that to Mother.

I can and I will.
But...

And that's final!

Oh.

Uh, Mother...

Now, Mother, you're
not gonna lose your temper, are you?

You are going to
lose your temper.

Mother, you have to remember
that Darrin is a man,

a mortal man with
a mortal man's pride.

And you've wounded him
once too often.

You say he's a man?

I say he's a mouse.

That's not true.

We'll see.

What do you mean
by that?

I'll give him until midnight
to withdraw his ultimatum.

If he does,
he's a man.

If he doesn't,
he's a mouse.

Oh!

You... You wouldn't dare!

Permanently.

You would!

Excuse me.

Ah!

Hi, cutie. Didn't
hear you come in.

Hello.
Esmeralda sent me.

Ooh!

What can I do
for you?

Got some good
specials today.

Eye of newt, half price.

Bats' toenails, 20 off.

Well, thanks, but...

What I'm looking for
is an anti-spell,

one that will prevent
my husband

from being changed
into a mouse.

Might have
just the thing.

Yeah. It's right over here.

I picked this up from a
witch doctor in Tanganyika.

Will it ward off
a bad spell?

Come to think of it, didn't do
too much for the witch doctor.

I got this
from his estate.

We'd better take a
look in the big book.

It's right over here.

There.

Now let's see.

Oh, yeah. Here it is.

"Spell to prevent subject
from being turned into mouse."

You're kidding.

Well, they don't put out a
book this size for nothing.

Now, I remember now.

It's a three-parter.

"To void the spell, the subject tries
to touch a buffalo between the eyes.

"Next, while underwater he
must drink a potion given thee."

While underwater?

While underwater.

"To the last of the three,
listen and hark.

"He must fly
over water by day

"in the...

"In the dark"?

In the dark.

Well, I might be able
to swing the buffalo,

but how do you get someone to drink a potion
underwater, or fly by day in the dark?

I don't know.

But every time you do
it right, you'll hear a bell.

It's impossible.

Well, it ain't easy.

Especially since it's got to be done
without the subject's knowledge.

Out of the question.

You're not allowed to
use witchcraft neither.

Might as well
forget it.

Yeah, well,
might be best.

Ain't the worst thing
being married to a mouse.

Okay, wrap it up.

Only one word for
these layouts of yours,

sensational.

You really like them?

No, I'm just saying that
to get on your good side.

Thanks, Larry.

Darrin, I'm going to institute
absolute security on this material.

Frazer and Kolten are not only
going to give us stiff competition

for the Illinois
Meatpackers account,

but I happen to know
that they'll do anything

to get a look at our
campaign proposals.

Do you really think
they'd try to steal them?

I'm not taking
any chances.

Well, Larry,
before you close that

could I get a look at the ideas
the other guys came up with?

I hope you won't
misunderstand,

but when I say security,
I mean complete security.

That's why I divided the assignment
between the three of you.

[Darrin scoffing] Isn't
that a little silly? I mean,

I have a key
to that cabinet, too.

I know.

Let me have it.

I'm surprised you didn't
hire a security guard.

He'll be here
this afternoon.

Yes?

I'll tell him.

Sam's here with Tabitha.
Shall I have them come in?

What?

You'd let two
security risks like that

come within striking
distance of the master plan?

Okay, okay. I guess I did go a
little overboard. Keep your key.

No, Larry, I want
you to have it.

I don't want it.

Larry, here.

Keep it!
And that's an order!

"To void the spell,
the subject tries

"to touch a buffalo
between the eyes."

I have a
buffalo in my animal book.

Yes, I know you do,
sweetheart.

And if we can get Daddy
to take us to the zoo,

you're gonna
meet one in person.

Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, there.

Can you, Daddy?

Can I what?

Well, we were gonna
have lunch at the zoo,

and we were hoping
you could join us.

No chance. I got work
to catch up on.

Well, you have
to eat anyway.

I'm having
a sandwich sent in.

Oh.

Oh, I have an idea.

Why not eat the sandwich
on the way, and it'll save time?

Samantha, you're not
making much sense.

Well, it's just that Tabitha's
looking forward to it.

Aren't you,
sweetheart?

Well, you can go
without me, can't you?

Oh, no. It wouldn't
be the same.

Oh, Darrin, can I borrow
your key to the washroom?

Betty isn't at her
desk. Oh, I'm sorry.

That's okay. Ralph, this is my wife,
Samantha, and my daughter, Tabitha.

Ralph Jackman.
How do you do?

Say, am I glad to
meet you finally.

I've been trying
to get Darrin here

to let me propose him for
membership in our lodge.

Oh! Uh...

Yes, I think I remember
him mentioning that.

We're a service
organization,

and we do some
very charitable work.

And we're pretty choosy
about who we let in

to the Loyal and Exalted
Order of Buffalos.

Well, it certainly sounds
like a worthwhile organization.

Yes, Ralph. I promise you I'll
think about it very, very seriously.

I don't want to leave you with the
wrong impression. We really have a ball.

Bowling, picnics, parties...

- Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun.
- [Ralph] It is.

Excuse me, but you seem to have
a little smudge right there.

Oh?

No, no. You didn't quite. May I?

Uh, do you have some water? Mmm.

That's all right. I'm on my
way to the washroom anyway.

Now, just get that
little spot right there.

Mommy, the doorbell rang.

Doorbell?

Well, you never know.

Maybe Larry installed it
as a security alarm.

Could be.

Nice meeting you.

I'll drop these off
on the way back.

You think about
the Buffalos.

Oh, I will, Ralph.

Sam, I've gotta
get back to work.

You have a good
time at the zoo.

The zoo? Oh!

Well, I think we'll
wait till you can go.

Darrin, you know,

you don't look
too well.

I feel fine.

Well, there is something going
around, and you seem awfully pale.

There's nothing
wrong with me.

That's what Ed Bigelow told his wife,
and he ended up in the hospital.

Sam, he broke
his leg.

Exactly!

And I think you ought to come
home, just to be on the safe side.

Darrin... Oh!

I didn't know you were
still here, Sam. Hi, Tabitha.

Hi, Uncle Larry.

Did the boy genius tell
you about his latest triumph?

Larry, I'm glad
you're here.

I think he's coming
down with something.

Sam...

He does look
kind of flushed.

She said
I looked pale.

Pale one minute,
flushed the next.

That's not good.

Darrin, we've gotta have you in
good shape for our pitch in Chicago.

You'd better take
the rest of the day off.

I tell you, I feel okay.

I just don't understand why men think
it's a sign of weakness to be sick.

I'm not sick!

Goodbye, Darrin,
and that's an order.

What about the
McKinley layouts?

Take them to
bed with you.

Keep me
posted, Sam.

Sure, Larry.

Come on, Tabitha.
We're gonna take Daddy home.

"Next, while underwater he must
drink the potion given thee."

Now I have to get him into
the bathtub. Now, let's see.

Brother. Just stick
this in here.

All I have to do is
put the potion in there

and get him to stick his
head under the water.

Oh, this is
ridiculous.

It has to be done.

Hmm...

How do you feel?

Like a kidnap victim.

Sweetheart, about Mother
not coming to the house.

I'm not going to try
and change your mind,

but have you
changed your mind?

I have not.

Then you better
take a bath.

What?

A nice, hot bath is just the
thing for what you've got.

Sam, I haven't got
anything.

And if I did, why risk making
it worse by taking a bath?

And what have you got
behind your back?

Oh, uh...

Medicine.

But I suppose you're going
to argue about taking that, too.

Now, if it'll make you happy,
I'll be glad to take it.

You will?
Yes.

But you won't
take a bath?

No.

All right, sweetheart.
Have it your way.

Okay. Open up. Oop!

What's that for?

What do you think?
It's a chaser.

There it is again.

What's that?

That bell. The one
we heard in the office.

Oh, sweetheart, your
fever must be up again.

You're hearing
things.

I asked for a
plainclothes guard

because some of my employees

have been needling me
about my security measures.

I understand.

The papers we're trying to
protect are in this cabinet.

They may not look
like much to you,

but they represent a
potential fortune to us.

Now, there are only
two keys to this cabinet.

Mine and Mr. Stephens', who went
home sick a few hours ago and...

They're gone.

Who did you say
had the other key?

"To the last of the three,
listen and hark.

"He must fly over water
by day in the dark."

If I get through this one,
it'll really be a miracle.

Oh, Darrin.

What happened
to your hand?

Oh, just a little burn.
Nothing serious.

But now I do
have a problem.

I can't drive, and I have to
pick Serena up at the airport.

You're putting me on.

Since when do your
relatives use planes?

Oh, Serena's on a new kick.
Doing things the mortal way.

Do you mind driving me?

Sam, I'm working.
Can't she take a cab?

Well, you know she doesn't
know anything about cabs.

She knows about planes
but not about cabs?

Darrin, you're trying
to be logical,

and where Serena is concerned,
that doesn't make sense.

What?

Are you going to drive me or not?
I have to be there in 20 minutes.

It's an hour's drive
to the airport.

I know how I can
get there in time.

You're not using
witchcraft to fly there.

No, of course not.

But isn't there
a helicopter service

from this town
to the airport?

Yes, but...

Darrin, that's a
marvelous idea.

Now, you get out the car. I'll
tell Esmeralda we're leaving.

Sam, is there something
you're not telling me?

What ever gave you
that idea?

I'm telling you. It's not possible
that Stephens could be responsible.

I've known him for years. We've
been friends, the best of friends.

Besides, he stands to receive a
substantial bonus if we grab this account.

Well, maybe they
offered him a bigger one.

I wish you hadn't
said that.

Mr. Stephens isn't home, but I
spoke to someone, the maid I think,

and she said he's on
his way to the airport.

The airport?

Samantha, may I
ask you something?

Sure.

How come you can't
drive with that hand,

but you can knit
with it?

Darrin, you're
nitpicking.

What are you
knitting anyway?

A ski hat.

That looks
like one I've got.

Well, I know it looks like
it, but it's a different shape.

What?

Here, let me
try it on for size.

Sam, what are you doing?
Just sit still.

But I can't see
a thing.

I know. Let's
just hope it works.

I heard that bell
again,

and music.

Music?

Yes, where'd it
come from?

I have an idea.
What?

How about a sweater
to go with your hat?

I checked with the passenger
agent. She wasn't on that plane.

Oh, well, I guess it's just another
one of Serena's practical jokes.

Oh, yeah? Well, she owes us for
two round-trip helicopter fares.

Darrin, don't be petty.
Let's go home.

Oh, look. There's
your friend,

the Buffalo.
Who?

Ralph.

Darrin.

Mrs. Stephens.

I'm taking a quick trip to
visit my sister in Chicago.

Say, next week, why don't you
come to a meeting of the Buffalos?

Well, we...

Did I mention that we
have a ladies auxiliary?

[Sam] Oh! That sounds
fascinating.

Well, when I get back,
we'll sit down,

and I'll give you
all the details.

Jet passenger
service to Chicago Oh! That's me.

Now boarding at gate...
Got to rush. Bye, now.

Have a good trip.
Thank you.

Funny, he didn't mention anything
this morning about going to Chicago.

Well, let's go.

Larry!
Sam.

What are you
doing here?

Darrin, I have
some bad news.

All of our proposals for the Illinois
Meatpackers account have been stolen.

I don't believe it.
That's terrible.

So naturally, we're going
through the formalities of, uh...

Oh, by the way, this
gentleman is a security guard.

Unfortunately, I hired him
after the barn was stolen.

The horse, rather.

Locked.

Larry, are you implying that
Darrin had anything to do with it?

Who? Darrin?

Oh, no!

No. It's just
as I say, a formality.

And the fact that Darrin had the
only other key to the cabinet

is certainly
no reason to...

Do you mind?

Excuse me.

Is that a
formality, too?

Of course, Sam.

We both know that
Darrin would never...

You're under arrest.

Larry, I swear. I...

How did those
get in your case?

Well, I don't
know. I...

Wait a minute. That's
not even my case.

It isn't, huh?

That's Ralph Jackman's
case. We just ran into him.

He said he was
on his way to Chicago.

No wonder he didn't
mention it at the office.

Come to think of it, he
borrowed my keys this morning.

My advice is to say nothing
more till you see a lawyer.

Ralph Jackman. Is that
the name you mentioned?

Yes.

His name's
all over this stuff.

Beautiful!

Larry, does that mean that
Darrin is paroled in my custody?

And next time before you put
an innocent man under arrest,

I'd think twice
about it.

Put it there.
Gee, thanks.

And I'm adding an
extra 10% to your bonus

if we land the Illinois
Meatpackers account.

Oh, that's wonderful,
sweetheart.

And I hope
you get the account.

And I hope the Meatpackers win
every game they play this season.

Sweetheart,
it's almost midnight.

Ah, yes,
the witching hour.

Okay, where do you
want me? In the kitchen.

I'll get rid of her
as soon as I can.

You know, I still
can't believe it.

I know your mother
doesn't care about me,

but how about
you and the kids?

She was just
upset and angry.

And I don't want her
to get angrier.

So we'll just let her think
she's turned you into a mouse.

You're sure that antidote
of yours will work?

Positive.

Well, if it doesn't, remember
to get rid of the mousetraps.

Darrin!

I came right here
from the airport.

Come in, Ralph.

Did you...

I suppose you know
we switched cases?

Yes, I do.

And I suppose...

I mean,
you opened mine?

I'm afraid so.

Well, no one can say
you're not prompt.

I have no time for
small talk, Samantha.

I have to get back to the
party before the unmasking.

Where's Dum-Dum?

He's in the kitchen. Oh?

But I got him to agree that you can
come and visit whenever he's not home.

Oh! How magnanimous
of the dear boy.

You don't think so?

You don't.

At this hour
the day doth die,

spirits howl
and spirits cry.

There is a mortal
within this house.

When I wave my hand,

make him a mouse.

Where are you going?

I just want to
make sure it worked.

Well, you've never
failed before,

so I don't see
why you should...

Oh! A nice little
white mouse.

What?

Oh, my stars!

Mother, you are not leaving this
house until you turn him back.

Oh, Samantha,
don't make a scene.

I'll change him back when he's
learned his lesson in a week or two.

Whenever the party's over.

I must fly.
Mother...

Oh!

Oh, sweetheart.
Now, don't worry.

Two weeks will
pass quickly.

And fortunately,
you're fond of cheese.

[Darrin] I also like nuts.

Mice eat nuts?

[Darrin] How do I know?

You rat!

But who...

Ralph Jackman.

He came by to try
to square things.

He certainly does
have rotten timing.

Oops.

That sure is a
funny-looking Buffalo.