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We're all set.
The car's in the driveway
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with the motor open
and the door running.
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That's good.
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How do you feel?
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Oh, I feel fine.
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Yeah? The important
thing is not to panic.
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You're not the first woman to have
a baby, and you won't be the last.
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Yes, sweetheart, and
it's not even my first baby.
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Oh! Dr. Anton. We
forgot to call Dr. Anton.
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No, no, no. I called him
before I woke you up.
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- He's meeting us at the hospital.
- Oh, good.
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Tabitha. Who's gonna stay
with Tabitha?
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Esmeralda.
I yoo-hooed for her.
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She's up in the guest room,
prepared for duty.
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Well, in that case,
we took care of everything.
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Yes, we did.
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- Darrin.
- Sweetheart, will you get in the car?
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- We're wasting time.
- Just one quick question.
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- What?
- Shouldn't I drive?
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In your condition?
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I was thinking
about your condition.
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Don't be silly, I'll drive.
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Elizabeth Montgomery in...
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Bewitched.
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- Maternity?
- How did you guess?
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We're Mr. and Mrs.
Darrin Stephens.
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My wife is a patient
of Dr. Anton.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Stephens,
doctor called us.
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If you'll just fill out
this admissions form for us,
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I'll set the red tape
in motion.
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Mm-hmm.
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Samantha,
my dearest.
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Daddy.
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Well, the hallowed
moment has arrived.
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I thought we agreed not to let anyone
know until after the baby was born.
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I would have you know, you earthbound
clod, that I am not just anyone.
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I was attending an interplanetary
banquet in my honor,
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when across the cosmos I felt the
vibrations of incipient maternity.
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Swell.
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They're coming down
for you now, Mrs. Stephens.
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Thank you.
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Uh, nurse.
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I am Mrs. Stephens' father, here to
share her magnificent experience.
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Fine, you can sit in the
waiting room with Mr. Stephens.
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Uh, couldn't he wait
down here?
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Why? He's her husband.
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I know,
but I hate crowds.
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Uh, Mrs. Stephens.
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Madam, your
chariot awaits.
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- I'll see you later, sweetheart.
- Mm-hmm.
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Now, try not to think
of this as a problem.
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Think of it as a chance for you
and daddy to get better acquainted.
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I don't wanna
think of that either.
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Maurice, is there any chance I could
persuade you to go back to your banquet,
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and let my wife and I have this
magnificent experience to ourselves?
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Forget it.
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This is painfully
monotonous.
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Then why don't
you leave?
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Mr. Stephens?
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Yes.
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Dr. Anton wanted me to
give you a happy message.
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Is it a witch
or a warlock?
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I beg your pardon?
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A boy or a girl?
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A boy.
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A handsome, healthy,
seven-pound boy.
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We'll show him
to you soon.
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How's my wife?
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She's just fine.
You can see her soon, too.
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A boy. It's a boy.
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
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Any news about my wife,
Mrs. Ralph Davis?
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Not yet,
but soon.
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You know, that's not fair.
I was here first.
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My dear sir, this is a
hospital, not a delicatessen.
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Cigars
for everyone.
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How did he do that?
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Well, he's a
professional magician.
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The hand is quicker than
the eye.
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You know?
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Mrs. Horgan!
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When a father
gives you a cigar,
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you're supposed to save it
for your husband.
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♪ Rock-a-bye, baby
on the treetop ♪
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Mr. Stephens.
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Why don't we
leave the cigars and you behind?
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Where did it go?
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You swallowed it.
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He's terrific.
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A son.
I have a son.
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What's more important,
I have a grandson.
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Are they all
so small?
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Would you like yours
to be elongated?
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Maurice, you've seen the baby,
why don't you just run along?
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I wish to see
his mother.
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Sorry,
the father only.
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The recovery room is
down the hall to the right.
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Okay. See you
later, pal.
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You can see him in a few minutes
through the glass in the nursery.
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Thanks.
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Yes, sir?
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Why did you put him
in the second row?
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Because the first
row is taken.
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Then do some rearranging. That child is
my grandson. I want him front and center.
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I'm sorry, we place all our
children first come, first serve,
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but they all get
equal attention.
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I want the Stephens child
to have special attention.
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Why?
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Because he's a very special
baby. Isn't that apparent?
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Grandpa, all babies
are special.
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Excuse me.
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"Grandpa,
all babies are special."
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Well, grandpa will
change that.
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Precious package
full of grace,
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incandescent
and so new,
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whatever mortal
sees your face
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will fall straightway
in love... with you.
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- Greetings.
- Greetings.
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Have you seen
the Stephens boy?
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Well, I'm not sure.
Now, which one is he?
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Need you ask?
Front and center.
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Why, that's the most
beautiful baby I've ever seen in my life.
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You're merely
being tactful.
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Oh, no, no,
I mean it.
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Helen, have you seen
the Stephens boy?
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Sure, I helped
deliver him.
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But I didn't
notice how gorgeous he was.
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Well, ladies, don't
you have enough work?
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Oh, Mrs. Horgan, just look
at the Stephens boy.
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That's funny,
I just...
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That's the most magnificent baby
I've seen in 20 years of nursing.
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That's better.
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A task well done.
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Mrs. Horgan? I just saw a
man disappear into thin air.
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So what?
Look at the Stephens boy.
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He's gorgeous.
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Come in.
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- Hi, mom.
- Hi, dad.
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How are you feeling?
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Lighter.
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Yeah, you look wonderful.
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So do you.
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Do you remember
seeing me last night?
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Vaguely.
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Did I say anything you
could use against me?
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Yeah.
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You said...
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"Darrin, I love you."
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Just think, a boy.
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Yeah, a boy.
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Did you see him
this morning?
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I saw him last night.
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Did you call your folks?
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Yeah, mother said
she'd be by this evening.
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Uh, how about
your mother?
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Oh, she'll be by
this afternoon.
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I was hoping you could delay
telling her for a while.
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Say for about
four years.
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Sweetheart... daddy knew,
so I had to tell her.
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Oh, um,
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speaking of daddy,
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did the two of you have
a nice time last night?
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Sure. He's
a million laughs.
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Come in.
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Mrs. Stephens, I'm Mrs.
Goodall, day supervisor,
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and I just want to tell you
I think your son is fantastic.
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You do? Thank you.
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I'm mad about him.
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So are we.
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By the way, a Mr. Tate
is here to see you.
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Oh. Thank you.
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See? We have a
very special baby.
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That's because he has
a very special father.
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And a very,
very special mother.
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Well, I'll go show Larry
the future President.
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Son of a gun.
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- Which one is he?
- Front row, center.
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Excuse me, fellas, I'd like
to see the Stephens baby.
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So would we,
wait your turn.
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- Who are they?
- I don't know.
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Look at the shape
of his head.
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Perfect.
Which one is yours?
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Over there, Paikowski girl.
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Which one is yours?
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Second row,
Johnson boy.
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These are other fathers, and
they're raving about your baby.
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Yeah.
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And I know why.
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That's the most magnificent
baby I've ever seen.
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- Well, he is kind of cute.
- Kind of cute? He's superb.
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He's so superb
I'd like to adopt him.
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Larry, don't be
ridiculous.
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Darrin, that baby of yours does
something to me. I've got to have him.
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But you already
have a son.
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I'll trade you.
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Larry, are you
all right?
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Well, I guess I always
was a sucker for a baby.
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Take me to Samantha.
I wanna pay tribute to her.
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Samantha.
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Sam, there are times when
the mere word "congratulations"
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is totally inadequate.
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Oh! They're lovely.
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Not half so
lovely as you.
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Well, thank you.
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00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,363
And not one-tenth
so lovely as your son.
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- You like him?
- He loves him.
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And so does everyone
who sees him.
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So let's get down
to business.
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Does Sam know we need
a campaign for Berkley?
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- No, she doesn't.
- Why not?
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[Darrin] Because I haven't
told her.
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Sam, we represent
Berkley Baby Foods.
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The product needs an image,
and you just gave birth to him.
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We're gonna put your
son's picture on every label.
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On newspaper and magazine
ads, on national billboards,
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and on primetime
network television.
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Well, I'm very flattered,
Larry, but...
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Larry, let's get
something straight.
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Our baby is not doing
any commercials.
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Darrin, I have an instinct.
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Your son is going to be
the most famous child
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since Shirley Temple.
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Larry,
I'm very flattered, but...
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And the wealthiest.
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I'll try again.
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Larry, I'm very
flattered, but...
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But what?
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I agree with Darrin.
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I don't want our son
to do commercials.
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Kids, don't make
a snap decision.
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Talk it over
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while I round up a movie
crew to make a test commercial.
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Bye-bye.
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Sam, don't you think
Larry is kind of overreacting?
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I think the whole
hospital is overreacting.
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The head obstetrician was
in here just a few minutes ago.
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He wanted to know if we
would permit the hospital
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to commission a mural
of our son for the lobby.
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What?
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As an inspiration
to others.
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Sam, has your mother
done something sneaky?
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No. Mother promised
she'd hang up her sneakers
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until we got the baby
home from the hospital.
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Then it's got to be
your father.
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Good day, children.
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What, as they say,
is new?
248
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,515
You...
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tell us.
250
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,020
Maurice, everyone in this hospital
is flipping over our baby.
251
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,396
Well, what's wrong
with that?
252
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,316
They want to paint
a mural of him in the lobby.
253
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,901
Smashing notion.
254
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,277
I think it's
a terrible notion.
255
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,321
Why? Aren't you proud
of your own child?
256
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,823
Oh, daddy, for heaven's
sakes, of course we are.
257
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:34,994
I mean, it's natural that we would think
he's the greatest thing that ever happened,
258
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,581
but it isn't natural
for strangers to think so.
259
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,291
It is now.
260
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,669
Then you admit it. You tossed
around some of your voodoo.
261
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:48,841
Let us say I gave the natural
an assist from the supernatural.
262
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:53,513
You cast a spell to make whoever
sees our baby fall in love with him.
263
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,264
Indeed, I did.
264
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,226
Well, we demand
that you uncast it immediately.
265
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,062
Samantha, one more word
out of him and I'm leaving.
266
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,815
Darrin, this is no time to
upset daddy. Say you're sorry.
267
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,984
- Sorry.
- That's the word.
268
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,195
Daddy.
269
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,031
Oh, daddy,
come back here.
270
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,407
Darrin, you shouldn't
have upset him.
271
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,705
Sure.
272
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,250
Daddy.
273
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,086
Daddy, I want you
to come back right this minute.
274
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,923
You dialed
the wrong number.
275
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:34,095
My dear Samantha,
congratulations.
276
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,057
You too, Durwood.
277
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,810
Darling, how do you feel?
278
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,230
Physically fine.
Emotionally upset.
279
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,191
- Daddy was here, and he...
- Maurice?
280
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,734
You invited Maurice
before you invited me?
281
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,320
Well, we didn't
exactly invite him.
282
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,739
He just kind of barged in
for fun and games.
283
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,575
And do you know
what he did?
284
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:59,869
He cast a spell so that every
mortal who looks at our baby
285
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,123
will fall madly
in love with him.
286
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,750
Oh!
287
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,919
That explains what
I've just witnessed.
288
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,546
You saw the fan club?
289
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,133
I thought for a moment
mortal taste was improving.
290
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,595
Mother, could you find daddy
and bring him back?
291
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,638
Ah! Now you need
Mother, do you?
292
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:21,934
After you've had my
grandson behind my back.
293
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,770
Could we discuss this
after you find daddy?
294
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,482
Very well. I'll try.
295
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,282
Okay, fellas,
right this way.
296
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,285
Just a second,
who authorized this?
297
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:43,080
Why, nobody. It's a screen
test starring the Stephens baby.
298
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,624
The Stephens baby.
299
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,460
- In that case, regulations suspended.
- Thank you.
300
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,170
Come on, fellas.
301
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:57,803
Samantha, your father
is a very stubborn man.
302
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,805
- He refuses to undo his deed.
- Oh!
303
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,434
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going
to take another peek at my grandson.
304
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,811
Well, we'll go with you. I want
to see what's going on out there.
305
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,314
Honey, are you
allowed to get up?
306
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,691
Dr. Anton said
if I felt like it, I can,
307
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,318
and I feel like it.
308
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,368
Excuse me, fellas.
I'm trying to line up a shot.
309
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,080
Bob, why haven't you
come to see me?
310
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,790
I've been looking
at the baby.
311
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:26,874
Oh.
312
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,376
Then I forgive you.
313
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,337
He's really great.
314
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,173
What do you mean he?
Our baby's a girl.
315
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,717
How dare you look at
someone else's baby?
316
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,678
[Bob] Honey, just look at him.
317
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,560
Oh!
318
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,771
I see what you mean.
319
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,107
Darrin,
this is terrible.
320
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,359
- I know.
- Oh, I think it's delightful.
321
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,570
All right, fellas,
here's your mark.
322
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:01,742
Sam, Darrin. Oh,
nice to see you, Endora.
323
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,662
What's he doing?
324
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,122
He's shooting
a commercial.
325
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,580
Of my grandchild?
326
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,875
Samantha, are you
going to permit your son
327
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,752
to be exploited
by mortals?
328
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,839
- Well, I don't want to, mother, but...
- [Larry] Okay, fellas, roll it.
329
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,800
You know,
there's a point.
330
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,554
Daddy is making our son famous. Do
you know what's going to happen?
331
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,888
What?
332
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,265
Come here.
333
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,189
Well, when the Witches'
Council finds out,
334
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:36,986
the Witches' Council who wants my marriage
to get as little publicity as possible,
335
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,571
they are going to
be so angry at daddy
336
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:43,075
that they are going to call the
Warlock Shakespearean Society
337
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,286
and have him
expelled.
338
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,246
Samantha,
this is blackmail.
339
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,874
Yes, I know.
You gonna pay it?
340
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,711
"Something is rotten
in the state of Denmark."
341
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,840
It cannot be, "But I am
pigeon-livered and lack gall
342
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,092
to make oppression
bitter."
343
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,261
Very well put.
344
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,722
Are you gonna pay
the blackmail?
345
00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:07,183
Yes.
346
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,435
The magic from my spell
be flown,
347
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:13,147
from this moment,
to each his own.
348
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,525
Yeah, that's a pretty
good-looking kid...
349
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,782
but look at
our little angel.
350
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,494
She's really
beautiful.
351
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,790
Cut. Cut.
352
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,632
Darrin, why did you bring a
movie crew to the hospital?
353
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,383
- Mr. Berkley.
- Daddy!
354
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,595
How's my daughter
and my granddaughter?
355
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,971
We're both fine.
356
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,640
Mr. Berkley,
I guess you're wondering
357
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,517
why we have all this movie
equipment at the hospital.
358
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:53,145
No, I wasn't wondering, but I
guess you wanna tell me something.
359
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:57,148
Well, it's just
that Stephens had this idea
360
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,944
and, well, I doubt that...
- Mr. Berkley.
361
00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:01,403
I'm Mrs. Stephens.
362
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,155
Darrin and I just
had a baby, too.
363
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,699
- Well, congratulations.
- Thank you.
364
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,702
Sweetheart, why don't you
tell him your idea?
365
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,204
Oh! Well, I...
366
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:13,999
Mr. Berkley, when Darrin
saw your granddaughter,
367
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,001
he got the idea
that she would be
368
00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:18,879
the perfect image
for Berkley Baby Food.
369
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,840
- Really?
- That's right.
370
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,301
And I approved the idea. And
with no thought to the expense,
371
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,971
we hired a movie crew
to test her.
372
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,516
Tate, Stephens,
you're on the ball.
373
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,226
Especially Tate.
374
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,853
[Berkley] I'll take a look at the test
375
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,772
and give you my objective
opinion of how beautiful she is.
376
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,316
Fine, Mr. Berkley.
All right, fellas, over here.
377
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,821
We'll take another close-up
of Mr. Berkley's granddaughter.
378
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,949
Do you remember
the night Samantha was born?
379
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,952
Oh, shall I ever forget?
380
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,705
It was a traumatic
experience for me.
381
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,290
For you? I like that.
382
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:58,752
It was the eve of the Metaphysical
Meditatum and Barbecue.
383
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,171
No, it was not,
Maurice.
384
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:05,050
It was the eve of the Galactic
Rejuvenation and Dinner Dance.
385
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,720
I flew to your bedside
from Jupiter.
386
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:11,932
No, you flew
to my bedside from Venus.
387
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,517
Jupiter.
388
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,727
Venus.
389
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,146
Look at them.
390
00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:19,898
Mr. and Mrs.
Average Grandparent.
391
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,661
Mommy!
392
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,420
Hi, sweetheart.
393
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,088
Mommy,
I missed you.
394
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,257
I missed you, too.
395
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,301
Sweetheart, here's
your new baby brother.
396
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,765
How do you like him?
397
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:56,560
He's very nice. How long
is he going to stay here?
398
00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,522
Forever. We discussed that,
remember?
399
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,275
Even if he doesn't
become a warlock?
400
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,861
Even if he doesn't
become a warlock.
401
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,321
But I bet he will.
402
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,156
I bet he won't.
403
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,332
Very funny, Endora.
404
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,542
I didn't do it.
405
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:21,502
Samantha?
406
00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:24,630
Uh, no, n... n... neither did I.
407
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,925
Mother, can a warlock
start that young?
408
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,635
Well, I never
heard of it.
409
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,221
But of course, his heredity
is exceptional.
410
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,140
On your side, of course.
411
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:38,185
I did it. It's my
being-born present.
412
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:42,940
Oh, isn't that sweet?
413
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,566
Yes.
414
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,989
And no.
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