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Ever since we...
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You're the only person
that I've ever...
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Sorry, this is weird.
I-I don't talk like this.
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No, it's okay.
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I feel like I'm coming apart.
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I think about you
all the time, Nikki.
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I try not to...
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...you're in every song
I listen to.
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You were the only person
who was nice to me
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when I moved here.
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And at first,
I thought maybe you...
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Well, I realized who you are.
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And then, after Nana passed,
you were the one that called
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even when I didn't have
anything to say
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and we just sat there.
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So I keep telling myself,
"Don't tell her.
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"She's too good.
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And she'll... you'll lose her."
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But maybe you should know...
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...that I would choose you
over everything.
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Aw.
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- That's everything.
- No, no. Stop.
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- Okay, th-th-that was cringey.
- Oh, my God. I knew it.
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- Way too much.
- I-I'm so sorry.
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I thought that was sweet.
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- I thought it was gross.
- I-I should've...
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- Okay, this time I want you...
- No, I...
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I'm not doing it again, dude.
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- That was so embarrassing.
- Yeah, yeah.
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That would freak...
Th-Th-That freaked me out.
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Okay? Nikki would vomit.
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You told me to pour
my heart out.
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Do you know how vulnerable
I just got?
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I underestimated you.
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What if you got her
something nice? - No, no.
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- I'll try that.
- D-Don't get her anything.
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Dude, you got to be less...
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way less sappy with Nikki, okay?
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She doesn't like that shit.
She doesn't.
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Flowers, the candy
that she said she likes?
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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What?
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Thank you.
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You want me to go?
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- Yeah, if-if you want, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.
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I'm sorry that...
I'm sorry I made you do that.
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No. No, it's okay. You're okay.
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- No, it-it just...
- It's a fun break.
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- Just pretend like...
- You're good.
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Oh, my God, dude,
that was so embarrassing.
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Can we leave?
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Yeah, well, thank God I did it.
That was... that was awful.
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Thank you for that.
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Have you ever actually, like,
flirted with Nikki?
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Invite romance.
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- Invite romance?
- Tease her.
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- Be playfully mean with her.
- Be mean to her?
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Playfully mean, yeah,
but bring up Freaky Nikki.
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You want me to call her
Freaky Nikki?
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You know she's sensitive
about that.
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Be like, "Hey, remember when
you used to get bullied?
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Everybody called you
Freaky Nikki?"
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She'll be like, "Oh, my God.
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"Oh, no, Bear, that was...
that was so long ago.
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Don't. Please."
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And that will, like,
take her breath away?
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Just say,
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"Nikki, I think we should grab
a drink sometime."
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Yeah, I've grabbed drinks
sometimes.
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She always invites you.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- I asked you guys not to come
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to trivia for one night.
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Y-You can't ask her out
at trivia, Bear.
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You can't.
I-I'm not gonna let you.
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It's a good,
organic time to ask.
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I love trivia night.
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It's all I have.
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I wake up every Wednesday
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rock hard,
thinking about trivia.
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God, I can't get over
how dumb I just looked.
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Y-You can't turn
our weekly gathering
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of camaraderie and skill
i-into your... your...
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your seven-year-late
promposal, Bear.
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Then when do I ask?
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Any other time.
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All you have is time.
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If she means this much to you--
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and I know she does-- wait.
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Do it at the right time.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll wait.
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- I'll do it right.
- Now say it with me.
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All you have is time.
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Oh, no.
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Sandy?
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Sandy?
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Oh, no.
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Sandy?
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no. No, no!
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Oh, shit.
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How did you get into these?
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Oh, man.
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Why can't she...
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Just...
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- Hey.
- Wow, you are so lucky.
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Today was so busy.
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Oh.
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I needed a good day off.
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Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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You work so hard.
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You know I do.
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Oh, uh, what time are you
showing up tonight?
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I want to secure the spot early.
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Oh.
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Um, I'll...
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I don't think I'm gonna
make it tonight, actually.
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Aw, Bear, no.
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I wanted to see you tonight.
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We need your brain.
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We got to beat
the Rag Tags this week.
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Uh, well, I mean...
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I...
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I-I don't...
I don't think I can tonight.
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I'm just catching up
on some stuff.
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I was gonna tell you something.
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What?
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I mean, should I, like,
tell you now?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Yeah, so I'm putting in
my two weeks.
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Really?
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How come?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, we're kind of running
out of time, Bear, so, um...
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you know,
might want to skip that stuff
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you're working on.
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You're right.
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- Tonight's the night.
- Shit!
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Goddamn it!
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Are you okay?
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No, I just dropped my crystal
necklace down the drain.
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- Oh, shit.
- Ugh!
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Sorry.
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Why would she even say that?
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Hey, uh, we're closing soon,
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so let me know
if you need anything.
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Oh, o-okay.
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- Thank you.
- Right. Yeah, I know.
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Ryan was saying that, too,
so I'm not the only one.
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Oh, you're
definitely not the only one.
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- I know.
- Hey, uh, sorry.
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I-I do need help.
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Um, do you have, uh,
crystal necklaces?
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Yeah. Yeah, here,
let me show you.
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No, honestly, 'cause that's
what I was saying before.
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Like, what? What are you
even talking about?
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Oh, my God, that's crazy.
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- What?
- No.
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Hold on a second.
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Um, so this is all we have.
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Yeah, each rock has its own
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kind of unique energy
and whatever.
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So, the amethyst is for
calmness, clarity,
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and then the rose quartz
attracts, like, love and shit.
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What's one that's, like, good...
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energy or, like, good vibes?
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Probably the citrine.
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I mean, it's basically
sunshine in a rock.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Yeah. Let me know
if you need anything else.
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Sunshine in a rock.
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Well, no,
'cause yesterday at lunch,
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Becca was being, like,
such a... Yeah.
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Nikki would hate that.
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No, that's what I'm saying.
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And then her bringing Ryan
with her?
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I was like,
"What are you even doing?"
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Like, really?
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You know we don't even like him.
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Just so annoying.
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Yeah.
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Honestly, 'cause that's what
I was saying...
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What, no crystal?
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I like this.
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Yeah, well, they've been pretty
popular since we put them out.
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You know,
everybody wants a wish.
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Well, it's not for me, so...
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Okay, well, don't come back
complaining.
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Do people complain
about these or...?
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Well, they're kind of like
collectibles,
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so some people don't open them,
but the people who do,
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you know, come back
and complain.
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'Cause it's a scam or...?
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Hey, man, we're not
scammers, okay?
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No, no, I don't mean
that you're a scammer,
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but just, like,
why do they complain?
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'Cause they're mad
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- 'cause it doesn't work?
- Yeah, or whatever.
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Or it does work and
it, like, ruins their lives?
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Or they die
or wish they were dead.
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You're good, very good.
205
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Yeah, you could write a review.
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This is gonna be seven...
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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,757
Have you ever even been
into a Guitar Center?
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- No.
- They aren't all tuned.
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00:11:09,343 --> 00:11:10,844
- So, basically...
- It's not about the guitars,
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- and you know that.
- Those teenagers are fucking
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slapping it like a bass,
and the shitty demo strings--
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- don't even get me started.
- Ladies, please.
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He doesn't expect them
to be tuned all the time.
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It's...
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If you're working
on your book or whatever...
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- Girls.
- ...or you're on the clock,
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it would give you
something to do. -Oh, my God.
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I never work on my book
when there are customers
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in the store,
so why does it matter?
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I know, but look, I'm the one
that has to go home
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and hear my dad complain
about my friends all night.
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I'm just asking you to pretend
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- like you're working.
- What?
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- Just, like...
- I mean, it's easy
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- for you to say...
- No.
226
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...when you're leaving
for tattoo school.
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It's art school,
and I haven't gotten in yet.
228
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I thought you got into Luther.
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No, I said
I want to go to Luther.
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- Sorry, I didn't...
- Still have a shot.
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- Good. -SARAH: Sorry.
- Later.
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I-I just don't want you
to get in trouble. -Later.
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I know, babe.
I love you. -SARAH: I love you.
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What the fuck
are you guys doing?
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- Uh...
- Ian's just messing with me.
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I look over, and these two
are just...
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Hey, cut the shit.
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Hey, can we focus up? This is,
uh, this is very serious to me.
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I'm gonna go get some shots.
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- Great idea, Nikki.
- I'll-I'll come with you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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What the fuck
were you guys doing?
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After.
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Four shots of tequila, please.
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Um, and anything else?
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I'll get a piña colada.
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A piña colada?
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Don't make fun of my drink.
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- What?
- I like a man
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who's in touch
with his feminine side.
251
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- Why is that feminine?
- It's not.
252
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I don't like the taste
of the alcohol.
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- Yeah, we'll get you juice.
- Wow.
254
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,676
Wait, so what was
the important stuff
255
00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:34,761
- on the phone today?
- A lot.
256
00:12:34,762 --> 00:12:36,346
I did a lot of really
important things.
257
00:12:36,347 --> 00:12:38,390
- That?
- Cleaned.
258
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,142
- Mm.
- I did my taxes.
259
00:12:41,143 --> 00:12:43,353
- I did...
- You watched TV all day.
260
00:12:43,354 --> 00:12:45,605
Yeah, that's all I did.
261
00:12:45,606 --> 00:12:47,107
Bear.
262
00:12:47,108 --> 00:12:48,609
Yeah.
263
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,529
So, uh, I was thinking...
264
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,072
Got a card for the shots?
265
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,573
Uh, yes.
266
00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:56,700
I got it.
267
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:58,159
Okay, fine. Yes.
268
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,578
You can... But I think...
269
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,205
- Ah.
- I said I got it.
270
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:04,333
Yeah, you got to be
quicker than that.
271
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,167
Thank you.
272
00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:07,670
You're welcome.
273
00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:10,548
Uh...
274
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:13,091
Anyway, um...
275
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,135
- I went to the store...
- Open or closed?
276
00:13:15,136 --> 00:13:17,179
Oh. Open, babe.
277
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,307
I was just trying
to say that I...
278
00:13:20,308 --> 00:13:21,683
you said you dropped
your necklace...
279
00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:23,643
Guys, Sarah just told me
that her dad keeps a gun
280
00:13:23,644 --> 00:13:25,603
- in the break room safe.
- Wow.
281
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,022
Are you serious?
282
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,189
Dead serious.
283
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,441
I feel like he, like,
284
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,650
should've mentioned that
or something.
285
00:13:30,651 --> 00:13:32,444
Not if it's locked away.
It's fine.
286
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,155
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Um, you were saying something.
287
00:13:35,156 --> 00:13:37,157
Yeah, what were you saying?
288
00:13:37,158 --> 00:13:38,950
I was just saying,
289
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,536
um, I... I'll just...
I'll tell you later.
290
00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:43,204
It's fine. I-I got...
I went to this...
291
00:13:43,205 --> 00:13:45,623
Didn't realize we were all
taking a field trip to the bar.
292
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,334
- Ooh la la.
- All right.
293
00:13:47,335 --> 00:13:50,170
- To... Okay.
- Fine, yeah.
294
00:13:50,171 --> 00:13:52,339
What are we cheers-ing to?
295
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,965
To Sandy.
296
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,633
Thanks for coming out
tonight. -NIKKI and IAN: Oh.
297
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,635
- It is trivia time.
- Mm-mm. All right.
298
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,888
- And as always...
- Let's get these fuckers, huh?
299
00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:01,931
All right. -Yeah,
I'm looking at you, bitch.
300
00:14:01,932 --> 00:14:04,059
- Here we go.
- ...will win a $100 Visa.
301
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:06,770
Why to Sandy?
302
00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:08,772
She died. -HOST: And tonight's
theme is going to be...
303
00:14:08,773 --> 00:14:10,940
- What?
- ...early film trivia.
304
00:14:10,941 --> 00:14:12,359
Sandy died.
305
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,777
Okay, this first one's
a two-parter...
306
00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,236
- What?
- Yeah.
307
00:14:15,237 --> 00:14:17,155
...and you have to
answer both. Here we go.
308
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,573
Really?
309
00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:20,742
This animated film
features a blue genie
310
00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:22,369
- that can grant three wishes.
- Bear, I'm so sorry.
311
00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,661
Oh, it's okay.
312
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:25,413
What is the name
of this movie...?
313
00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:26,664
Guys, settle down.
314
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,166
- Bear.
- Settle down.
315
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,501
Okay, okay, guys...
316
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,169
Come on, douchebags.
We're going to Greedo's.
317
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,671
No, please.
I just want to go home.
318
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,423
You're saying no to karaoke?
319
00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:38,218
I'm saying no to bad singers
and sticky tabletops
320
00:14:38,219 --> 00:14:40,303
when I just want
to go home and sleep.
321
00:14:40,304 --> 00:14:41,513
All right, so who's gonna dance
322
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,764
when I "Slim Shady"
the whole joint?
323
00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:44,391
"Who's gonna dance when I
324
00:14:44,392 --> 00:14:45,850
'Slim Shady' the whole joint?"
325
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,852
SARAH
Wait, Ian, let's do a duet.
326
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,354
- Fuck that.
- High School Musical?
327
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,773
Sarah will sing. Give me a G.
328
00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:54,901
What the fuck was that?
329
00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:56,903
- No, Sarah sucks.
- Shut the fuck up.
330
00:14:56,904 --> 00:14:58,780
Can you just please
take me home? - Bro.
331
00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:00,323
- I just want to go to bed.
- Nikki...
332
00:15:00,324 --> 00:15:01,658
I had a long day.
I don't want to go
333
00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,034
to the next fucking bar
with you guys.
334
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,869
My car's headed
to Greedo's, Nikki.
335
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,037
- We could drop her off
on the way. - Come on!
336
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,539
I could take you home.
337
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,207
You're a real
piece of work, man.
338
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,542
- Thank you.
- Bear.
339
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,544
- No, Bear, you have to come.
- Fuck that.
340
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,045
- I'm too tired.
- Fuck you.
341
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,130
Does anybody have cash?
342
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,048
Uh, I think I have a 20.
343
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,216
Oh, you're an angel.
344
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,300
- Okay.
- I'll pay you back!
345
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:20,760
You can't have it.
346
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:22,220
Great, just bought a guy's
heroin for the week.
347
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,847
You would know
the street price.
348
00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:39,529
All right, Bear, you ready?
349
00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:40,989
- Good night, guys.
- Okay.
350
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:42,365
Jesus, Ian.
351
00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:43,908
- Bye.
- Get home safe, okay?
352
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,577
God, you're so fucking
annoying, you... -Ian.
353
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,078
Get your girl home safe.
354
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,371
Ew. Don't say it like that.
355
00:15:48,372 --> 00:15:49,998
See you later, Bear.
356
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:51,791
All right, Bear,
let's get the fuck out of here.
357
00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,501
- All right. Let's go.
- Fuck these losers.
358
00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:54,919
Let's go get fucked up.
359
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,379
- Yeah, Bear, fuck you.
- Let's go.
360
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:00,800
Sorry about your cat, Baron.
361
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:02,344
It's okay.
362
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:07,016
Well, it's not, but...
363
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,312
I don't think it's,
like, hit me yet.
364
00:16:13,564 --> 00:16:16,232
You know you can always
call me when it does.
365
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,526
I know.
366
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:26,785
It's gonna be weird
not seeing you every day.
367
00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:30,039
Just, I'm not happy there.
368
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,293
I mean, it's just a job, Nikki.
369
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,462
Yeah, well, I want to write.
370
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,464
- I mean, you are.
- No, I...
371
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,965
I feel like I need
a big life change.
372
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,926
I'm not feeling love,
and I want to feel love
373
00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:45,304
if I want to bring the story
to life.
374
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,473
Love?
375
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,058
So it's a romance.
376
00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:52,810
No, it's not a romance.
It's a love story.
377
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,564
Isn't that the same thing?
378
00:17:01,612 --> 00:17:03,154
You know, you're the only person
379
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,575
that I get to really talk to
about this stuff.
380
00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:12,998
You are, too.
381
00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:15,960
Especially at work.
382
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,463
You're not a complete
brick wall.
383
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,347
Oh. Um, don't let me forget.
384
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:32,351
I-I... I got you something.
385
00:17:34,228 --> 00:17:35,395
What?
386
00:17:35,396 --> 00:17:36,604
You'll see.
387
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:38,648
Ew. No. That...
388
00:17:38,649 --> 00:17:40,525
Why does that make me nervous?
389
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,819
I don't know.
390
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:46,365
That's an odd reaction.
391
00:18:04,258 --> 00:18:07,886
You know, Sarah was asking
about you all day today.
392
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,765
How do you feel about that?
393
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:16,019
You're asking if I have
feelings for Sarah?
394
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:19,272
I'm asking how you feel
about Sarah,
395
00:18:19,273 --> 00:18:21,816
and if how you feel about her
is having a crush on her,
396
00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:24,152
then that would be
how you feel about her.
397
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,946
I like her as a friend.
398
00:18:26,947 --> 00:18:28,656
God. I figured.
399
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,408
She's so fucking obvious.
400
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,076
Yeah, she is.
401
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,664
When I have a crush on a guy,
no one knows.
402
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,835
Good night.
403
00:18:41,045 --> 00:18:42,921
Nikki, wait.
404
00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:45,715
What?
405
00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:47,926
I was gonna ask you, um...
406
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,304
Uh...
407
00:18:51,305 --> 00:18:53,056
I-I lost my train of thought.
408
00:18:53,057 --> 00:18:55,016
- Good night.
- Good night.
409
00:18:55,017 --> 00:18:56,184
Wa... Oh.
410
00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:59,520
Hey, do you remember
in Mr. Lando's class
411
00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:01,856
when, uh, I forgot my mouthpiece
412
00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:05,026
and he was, like, in
a really pissy mood that day
413
00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:07,153
and you told me
you had an extra one?
414
00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:09,822
And then you gave me yours,
but, like...
415
00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:11,366
Bear, Lando liked me.
416
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,368
You were on thin ice, okay?
417
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,953
Good night.
418
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,749
Good night,
Freaky Nikki.
419
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,460
Ew. Don't call me that.
420
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,088
I know. I was kidding.
421
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:28,800
- You know I don't like that.
- Sorry.
422
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,469
I know. I'm sorry.
423
00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:35,182
Do you like me?
424
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,351
What?
425
00:19:38,352 --> 00:19:41,480
'Cause if you do,
now is the time to tell me.
426
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,404
I...
427
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,783
I think we're good friends.
428
00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:55,494
Okay.
429
00:19:57,204 --> 00:19:59,789
Good. Good night.
430
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,499
Oh, fuck.
431
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,251
Why?
432
00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:06,671
What the fuck?
433
00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:14,470
Okay.
434
00:20:19,476 --> 00:20:20,893
"One Wish Willow.
435
00:20:20,894 --> 00:20:23,689
Amaze your friends.
You only get one wish."
436
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,872
I wish Nikki Freeman loved me
437
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,083
more than anyone
in the fucking world.
438
00:21:02,978 --> 00:21:05,564
What the fuck?
439
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,192
Oh, shit.
440
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,069
Um, hey.
441
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,863
Uh, I just had to pull up
directions.
442
00:21:13,864 --> 00:21:15,866
You said you had
something for me?
443
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,536
Um...
444
00:21:20,537 --> 00:21:21,579
Yeah.
445
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,415
Uh, I-I left it at home.
446
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,876
Okay.
447
00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:35,092
Um, I can bring it
to work tomorrow.
448
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:36,845
Oh, okay.
449
00:21:39,348 --> 00:21:40,765
Okay. Good night.
450
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,100
Maybe you want to come inside?
451
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:46,063
I mean, I did just lose
my cat, Bear.
452
00:21:48,857 --> 00:21:50,651
You lost your cat?
453
00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:53,778
Oh, wait.
454
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:57,241
Uh, I mean...
I mean you lost your cat.
455
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,409
I'm so sorry.
456
00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:02,704
I'm so sorry for your loss.
457
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,706
Do you... Should we...
458
00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:08,043
Do you want
to come inside or...?
459
00:22:16,176 --> 00:22:17,969
Nikki...
460
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,637
are you okay?
461
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,098
Are you okay?
462
00:22:22,432 --> 00:22:25,811
Am I okay because of the cat?
463
00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:29,146
Yeah.
464
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,982
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Why don't you come inside,
465
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:34,987
and we can have some drinks
and talk about your cat.
466
00:22:36,071 --> 00:22:37,488
Yeah.
467
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,991
I'm sorry. Yeah.
468
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:43,036
Nikki, I'm confused.
469
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,788
- I think you're drunk.
- No!
470
00:22:45,789 --> 00:22:47,665
I'm not act...
471
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,166
Wait, what the fuck?
472
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,878
Nikki, what the fuck?
Are you okay?
473
00:22:51,879 --> 00:22:54,213
I'm acting so weird.
474
00:22:54,214 --> 00:22:57,174
This is so weird.
475
00:22:57,175 --> 00:23:00,386
What the fuck?
476
00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:01,512
No.
477
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,390
- Why are you...
- No. No.
478
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,769
- What are you do...
- Come on.
479
00:23:08,770 --> 00:23:11,606
- Come on. Come on.
- What the fuck?
480
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,026
Actually, no.
481
00:23:16,653 --> 00:23:19,572
What are you doing?
482
00:23:19,573 --> 00:23:21,867
I know what you're trying to do.
483
00:23:24,494 --> 00:23:27,164
What the fuck?
484
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:32,084
Nikki, no.
Why are you getting in my car?
485
00:23:32,085 --> 00:23:33,586
Let's go to your place.
486
00:23:33,587 --> 00:23:35,881
You are honestly
freaking me out.
487
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:39,216
Oh...
488
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,509
God, no.
489
00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:43,137
I have never seen you
act like this before.
490
00:23:43,138 --> 00:23:45,348
What the fuck is wrong with you?
491
00:23:45,349 --> 00:23:47,391
I must be...
492
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,226
pretty fucked up.
493
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:53,774
Yes, I know, which is why
I think you should go home...
494
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,487
...and we'll
pick this up tomorrow.
495
00:24:02,491 --> 00:24:04,326
Can't do that.
496
00:24:05,827 --> 00:24:07,244
Uh...
497
00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:09,790
I just don't know
if I can be alone right now.
498
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:16,295
Why?
499
00:24:16,296 --> 00:24:18,298
My dad's dying.
500
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,722
Nikki, no.
501
00:24:26,515 --> 00:24:28,808
- I'm so sorry.
- I just took one step
502
00:24:28,809 --> 00:24:31,102
inside my house, and I couldn't.
503
00:24:39,653 --> 00:24:41,822
Can we go, please?
504
00:24:43,532 --> 00:24:45,242
Where do you want to go?
505
00:24:52,582 --> 00:24:54,834
Wow.
506
00:24:54,835 --> 00:24:56,502
Yep.
507
00:24:56,503 --> 00:24:58,379
This is it.
508
00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,381
It's, uh...
509
00:25:00,382 --> 00:25:03,676
It's bigger
than your last place.
510
00:25:03,677 --> 00:25:05,469
Yeah. Um, it was Grandma's.
511
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:08,140
I got to keep it.
512
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,810
Oh, my God.
513
00:25:23,864 --> 00:25:26,491
It smells like you.
514
00:25:27,909 --> 00:25:29,994
What do you mean?
Does it smell bad?
515
00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:32,747
No. No, just you.
516
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:34,416
It's nice.
517
00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:39,046
I like it here.
518
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:43,257
Let me know if you need,
like, water or towels
519
00:25:43,258 --> 00:25:46,135
or, I don't know,
Advil or something, okay?
520
00:25:46,136 --> 00:25:48,095
- I'm sorry I was weird earlier.
- No.
521
00:25:48,096 --> 00:25:49,722
No need to apologize.
522
00:25:49,723 --> 00:25:51,682
Just, um...
523
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:54,936
take all the space or time
that you need.
524
00:25:55,729 --> 00:25:57,022
Okay?
525
00:25:59,483 --> 00:26:00,525
Good night.
526
00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:04,695
Wait.
527
00:26:07,824 --> 00:26:09,158
Yeah?
528
00:26:09,159 --> 00:26:11,203
Can you sleep with me?
529
00:26:14,331 --> 00:26:15,289
Please?
530
00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:16,874
- Um...
- Please. I just...
531
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,503
I'll get in my head all night
and stare at the ceiling.
532
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,380
Please?
533
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,050
Y-Yeah.
534
00:26:26,426 --> 00:26:27,594
Yeah.
535
00:26:54,204 --> 00:26:56,123
Are you okay?
536
00:26:57,207 --> 00:26:59,583
Given the circumstances, yeah.
537
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:25,609
God, I needed this.
538
00:27:27,988 --> 00:27:29,446
Really?
539
00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:30,906
Yeah.
540
00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:34,202
Why?
541
00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,039
Uh...
542
00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:45,213
I'm really sorry
about your cat, Bear.
543
00:27:46,381 --> 00:27:49,467
I... I think you got me beat
on that one.
544
00:27:59,436 --> 00:28:01,062
Wait.
545
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:25,544
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!
546
00:28:25,545 --> 00:28:27,630
- What? What? What?
- Oh, my God.
547
00:28:27,631 --> 00:28:29,506
- I'm so sorry.
- You kissed me.
548
00:28:29,507 --> 00:28:31,175
I know. I-I...
I thought I saw something.
549
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:32,676
- What the fuck was that?
- I don't know.
550
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:34,637
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.
551
00:28:34,638 --> 00:28:36,680
- Nikki, what the fuck was that?
- I don't know. I just...
552
00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,475
Can we... Can we sleep?
553
00:28:39,768 --> 00:28:41,060
I'm sorry.
554
00:28:41,061 --> 00:28:43,187
You don't have to be sorry.
Just...
555
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,481
Shit, you made me feel like
I did something
556
00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:46,982
- you didn't like.
- No.
557
00:28:46,983 --> 00:28:48,525
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just...
558
00:28:48,526 --> 00:28:50,152
- I thought I saw something.
- Oh, my God.
559
00:28:50,153 --> 00:28:51,570
- You scared the shit out of me.
- It was a panic attack.
560
00:28:51,571 --> 00:28:52,863
What?
561
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:54,532
It was a panic attack.
562
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,328
- Really?
- Yeah.
563
00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:03,166
I'm just so lost.
564
00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:12,759
It's okay.
565
00:30:23,371 --> 00:30:25,248
What were you doing?
566
00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,835
I-I was just going
to the bathroom.
567
00:30:30,879 --> 00:30:32,630
Can you lay with me?
568
00:30:35,842 --> 00:30:38,302
I don't know, Nikki.
569
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,970
Please?
570
00:31:35,068 --> 00:31:37,319
Oh, no.
571
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,904
No, you're supposed to like it.
572
00:31:38,905 --> 00:31:40,489
Nikki, you...
573
00:31:40,490 --> 00:31:42,534
It's a memorial. I...
574
00:31:44,828 --> 00:31:46,871
No, it's fucked up.
575
00:31:47,831 --> 00:31:50,666
Well, I don't know
if it's fucked, Bear.
576
00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:52,460
No, it is.
577
00:31:55,171 --> 00:31:57,381
Is that good?
578
00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:58,925
Why would that be good?
579
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,141
- Oh, Nikki.
- What?
580
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,934
Show me the plug-in keyboard
that isn't working,
581
00:32:08,935 --> 00:32:10,644
'cause I don't want to give
some Karen an excuse to...
582
00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:12,229
- Carter. Don't say "Karen."
- What?
583
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:14,440
No, but isn't that
someone that says no?
584
00:32:14,441 --> 00:32:16,400
No, Carter.
You can't say that.
585
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,068
- Oh. Why?
- There's people inside.
586
00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:20,112
- Just... Okay, let's go.
- Yes.
587
00:32:20,113 --> 00:32:22,156
Go. Go.
588
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,449
Okay. Okay.
589
00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:24,741
What the fuck?
590
00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:25,701
What the fuck happened
last night?
591
00:32:25,702 --> 00:32:27,077
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
592
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,579
You're not gonna believe
593
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:31,415
the crazy fucking night
that I just had, dude.
594
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,168
- You fucked Nikki, you dog.
- No. No.
595
00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:36,295
- What did you say to her?
- No, I didn't fuck her, dude.
596
00:32:36,296 --> 00:32:37,588
I just saw you come in together.
597
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,131
- Yeah, well...
- Did she sleep over?
598
00:32:39,132 --> 00:32:40,424
By the way, you got to clock in.
599
00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:42,301
- Ian.
- What-what are you afraid of?
600
00:32:42,302 --> 00:32:44,262
Sarah?
601
00:32:46,389 --> 00:32:48,307
Just pretend like we're...
Laugh.
602
00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:51,435
Yeah.
603
00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:53,437
I think Nikki is going
through something.
604
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:54,813
- What?
- I don't know, dude.
605
00:32:54,814 --> 00:32:56,356
She was acting
super fucking weird.
606
00:32:56,357 --> 00:32:58,108
Like, she would, like...
607
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,860
Like, what? Is she okay?
608
00:32:59,861 --> 00:33:01,195
No.
609
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,113
- Did she tell you what's wrong?
- Like, sort of,
610
00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:04,991
but I think there's more.
611
00:33:06,242 --> 00:33:08,077
Well, what the fuck is it?
612
00:33:08,828 --> 00:33:11,038
- I'm gonna let her tell you.
- Don't fucking bring it up
613
00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:12,456
and then don't tell me,
614
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,917
- you fucking asshole.
- Her dad has cancer.
615
00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:19,296
- Really?
- That's what she told me.
616
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:21,465
Her dad in Washington
that she doesn't care about?
617
00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:24,051
It still hurts, I guess.
I don't know.
618
00:33:24,052 --> 00:33:25,719
Yeah. Yeah. -But I think
it's more than that.
619
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,179
Like, I think
she's having, like,
620
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,430
a mental breakdown or something.
621
00:33:28,431 --> 00:33:29,806
Like, she would, like,
freak out,
622
00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:31,683
and then she would, like,
snap back to happy.
623
00:33:31,684 --> 00:33:33,685
What the fuck?
Are-are you joking?
624
00:33:33,686 --> 00:33:35,187
She started kissing me
and then crying.
625
00:33:35,188 --> 00:33:36,605
It was really fucking weird.
626
00:33:36,606 --> 00:33:39,484
Uh, so you told her
how you felt, and then...
627
00:33:40,276 --> 00:33:41,486
I didn't tell her.
628
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,487
What?
629
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:44,821
- I didn't tell her.
- You...
630
00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:46,448
- Sh-She was kissing you?
- That's what I'm saying.
631
00:33:46,449 --> 00:33:48,951
And how exactly does that
make fucking sense?
632
00:33:48,952 --> 00:33:51,870
I don't know, dude.
I think she needs serious help.
633
00:33:51,871 --> 00:33:53,705
And sh... and she was crying?
634
00:33:53,706 --> 00:33:56,792
Yes, and then she would, like,
snap back to normal.
635
00:33:56,793 --> 00:33:59,127
It was terrifying.
It was, like, psychotic.
636
00:33:59,128 --> 00:34:01,046
I don't know. And then...
and then she wanted me to, like,
637
00:34:01,047 --> 00:34:02,172
cuddle and sleep with her.
638
00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:03,840
- Did you?
- No.
639
00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:05,551
'Cause that'd be fucked up
if you did, bro. -I didn't.
640
00:34:05,552 --> 00:34:06,593
I was sleeping on the fucking
floor. -Don't fuck with me.
641
00:34:06,594 --> 00:34:08,887
She was freaking me out.
642
00:34:08,888 --> 00:34:10,430
You think she was
on Molly again?
643
00:34:10,431 --> 00:34:12,684
I mean, I don't think...
644
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,021
- Maybe.
- Yeah, dude.
645
00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:21,275
It sounds like she was
on fucking Molly.
646
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,443
Yeah, maybe.
647
00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:24,736
- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Wait, wait.
648
00:34:24,737 --> 00:34:26,531
Is she still looking?
649
00:34:29,492 --> 00:34:31,368
Yep, totally. She's looking.
650
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:32,703
- Don't be weird.
- Can you just
651
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,246
chill the fuck out
and clock the fuck in?
652
00:34:34,247 --> 00:34:36,039
Baron, I'm gonna
need you to play "Moon River"
653
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,624
- on the piano for that...
- Hey, Bear.
654
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:38,709
...14-year-old
shit brick in keyboards.
655
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,252
Hey, Bear.
656
00:34:40,253 --> 00:34:41,753
Sarah, honey,
will you stock up percussion?
657
00:34:41,754 --> 00:34:43,547
All right, come on, guys.
Big day today.
658
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:45,132
We're gonna have a rush.
659
00:34:46,676 --> 00:34:48,218
Okay.
660
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,553
Dude, I need a fucking
drink after that shit.
661
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,013
That was insane.
662
00:34:51,014 --> 00:34:52,723
- Told you.
- I'm pouring myself a...
663
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,391
I'm calling it a night.
664
00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:55,767
- Um...
- Have a good one.
665
00:34:55,768 --> 00:34:57,144
- Thank you.
- See ya.
666
00:34:57,145 --> 00:34:58,729
- Get home safe. Bye.
- Uh, Nikki,
667
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:01,064
I don't know
if I can take you home today.
668
00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:03,400
I know.
I'm just grabbing my purse.
669
00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:04,735
Oh.
670
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:05,986
Ready?
671
00:35:05,987 --> 00:35:07,405
Yep.
672
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,575
Uh, excuse me.
673
00:35:14,370 --> 00:35:16,079
- Are you gonna take her?
- Yeah.
674
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,456
I'm gonna take her.
675
00:35:17,457 --> 00:35:18,999
- Okay.
- Good.
676
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,585
Trust me.
677
00:35:21,586 --> 00:35:22,753
Bye, guys.
678
00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,588
See ya.
679
00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:28,675
I looked at, like,
three different websites,
680
00:35:28,676 --> 00:35:30,260
- and, like...
- Yeah.
681
00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:31,637
I think she was...
682
00:35:31,638 --> 00:35:33,930
- Yeah.
- Did you talk to her?
683
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,849
- Yeah, I did.
- What did she say?
684
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:38,518
Uh, sh-she's... she's good.
685
00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:39,936
Everything's good.
686
00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:42,314
She wasn't, like,
looking at you or anything.
687
00:35:42,315 --> 00:35:44,733
She was staring at me, and...
688
00:35:44,734 --> 00:35:46,985
Maybe, but I-I was just
talking to her.
689
00:35:46,986 --> 00:35:48,862
She was looking at both of us.
690
00:35:48,863 --> 00:35:51,448
It looked like we were
talking about her,
691
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:52,783
so that explains it.
692
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,117
You guys walked in together.
693
00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:55,619
- I'm gonna just call her.
- Uh, maybe don't.
694
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,037
Don't do that.
695
00:35:57,038 --> 00:35:58,121
'Cause, you know,
we're just... we're chatting.
696
00:35:58,122 --> 00:35:59,289
- Just...
- Hold on.
697
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,457
It sounds like you're
gonna talk to her.
698
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,043
Bear...
699
00:36:06,881 --> 00:36:09,341
- Hey, Bear.
- Oh.
700
00:36:09,342 --> 00:36:10,759
- Hey.
- I had to shower,
701
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,762
and I didn't know what to wear.
702
00:36:13,554 --> 00:36:15,306
For what?
703
00:36:16,099 --> 00:36:18,266
So, I'm really sorry
about last night. I, um...
704
00:36:18,267 --> 00:36:20,268
No. -Ian told me
you were freaked out.
705
00:36:20,269 --> 00:36:23,980
I'm just glad I could
be there, I guess.
706
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:28,611
Yeah, um, so I probably
shouldn't have taken anything.
707
00:36:32,198 --> 00:36:34,074
So...
708
00:36:34,075 --> 00:36:36,744
I was on MDMA.
709
00:36:37,578 --> 00:36:40,622
- Right.
- And... wasted.
710
00:36:40,623 --> 00:36:42,542
That's okay.
711
00:36:43,626 --> 00:36:45,627
Do you...
712
00:36:45,628 --> 00:36:48,505
remember...
713
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,091
stuff?
714
00:36:50,883 --> 00:36:53,260
Some of it. I mean...
715
00:36:53,261 --> 00:36:56,513
So, if I was weird, that's why,
and my dad made me a mess,
716
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:58,724
and so I did things I probably
wouldn't have done otherwise.
717
00:36:58,725 --> 00:37:00,642
And I'm not saying
that you took advantage of me.
718
00:37:00,643 --> 00:37:03,311
Nikki, I didn't know
you were on drugs.
719
00:37:03,312 --> 00:37:04,938
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying that.
720
00:37:04,939 --> 00:37:07,232
- Not saying what?
- You took advantage of me.
721
00:37:07,233 --> 00:37:09,192
I don't think... I didn't.
722
00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:10,193
I know. That's why...
723
00:37:10,194 --> 00:37:12,320
- I'm saying you didn't.
- Okay.
724
00:37:12,321 --> 00:37:13,822
Good.
725
00:37:13,823 --> 00:37:18,161
I just, um, don't like to...
726
00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:20,787
I really like what we have,
727
00:37:20,788 --> 00:37:22,581
and I want to be honest
about some things,
728
00:37:22,582 --> 00:37:24,708
and it's really important
for me.
729
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:27,795
It's okay.
Um, you know, I-I get it.
730
00:37:29,005 --> 00:37:30,590
I get it.
731
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,217
I know you like me, Bear.
732
00:37:41,684 --> 00:37:43,561
No, I...
733
00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:46,564
Why? Do you like me?
734
00:37:49,859 --> 00:37:52,570
Would it freak you out
if I said yes?
735
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,454
How long have you felt that way?
736
00:38:02,455 --> 00:38:04,331
It's just happened over time.
737
00:38:04,332 --> 00:38:06,875
Started during Christmas, and...
738
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:08,585
I don't know, it just...
739
00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:11,088
Then, last night,
I saw what we could...
740
00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,055
Do you have feelings for me?
741
00:38:28,147 --> 00:38:29,815
Yeah, I do.
742
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:23,743
And I wrote, "In a band,"
and then she made me change it.
743
00:39:23,744 --> 00:39:25,245
- Yeah.
- Bitch.
744
00:39:25,246 --> 00:39:27,205
And then you leaned in,
and you whispered...
745
00:39:27,206 --> 00:39:29,416
"I'll be in your band."
746
00:39:31,085 --> 00:39:33,004
Yeah.
747
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,173
How's your dad doing?
748
00:39:37,717 --> 00:39:40,302
Can we not talk about that?
749
00:39:40,303 --> 00:39:41,679
Okay.
750
00:39:43,472 --> 00:39:45,181
Um...
751
00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:48,643
so what do you want to do?
752
00:39:48,644 --> 00:39:50,770
I mean, I never really asked.
753
00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:52,939
Well, that's not all your fault.
754
00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:55,859
I mean, I'm kind of private,
I guess.
755
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,569
You guess?
756
00:39:57,570 --> 00:39:59,779
I've been told.
757
00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:01,406
- By who?
- Ian.
758
00:40:01,407 --> 00:40:03,575
You, actually.
759
00:40:03,576 --> 00:40:04,784
You told me that once.
760
00:40:04,785 --> 00:40:06,704
I did?
761
00:40:08,497 --> 00:40:10,999
You called me a closed book.
762
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,209
Well, I guess the good thing
about a closed book is
763
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:15,254
I get to read it from the start.
764
00:40:20,134 --> 00:40:22,135
Maybe a food critic
or something.
765
00:40:22,136 --> 00:40:23,386
You put ketchup on your steak.
766
00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:24,721
I'll come in,
and they'll be like,
767
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:26,222
"Hey, aren't you the food guy?"
768
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,933
And I'll say, "Please,
call me Three-Bite Bailey."
769
00:40:27,934 --> 00:40:29,392
And then they will serve me
a four-course meal,
770
00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:31,269
and I'll pull out my wallet,
and they'll say,
771
00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:33,855
"No, no, no, sir, please,
tonight, on the house."
772
00:40:33,856 --> 00:40:35,065
And then I get paid.
773
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:36,816
Is that how that goes?
774
00:40:36,817 --> 00:40:38,818
I actually don't know.
775
00:40:38,819 --> 00:40:40,820
Okay, my little food critic,
776
00:40:40,821 --> 00:40:42,072
what's the verdict
on this bread?
777
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,782
- This bread?
- Mm-hmm.
778
00:40:43,783 --> 00:40:45,158
Oh.
779
00:40:45,159 --> 00:40:47,036
Well...
780
00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:52,916
Hmm. Slightly stale, but the
butter makes up for that shit.
781
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,793
- Profound.
- That'll be a hundred dollars.
782
00:40:54,794 --> 00:40:56,044
Well...
783
00:40:56,045 --> 00:40:58,047
Sorry.
784
00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:00,966
It's the second time
he's called.
785
00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,301
I'll be right back.
786
00:41:03,302 --> 00:41:06,304
- What is it, dude? I'm busy.
- Oh, busy doing Nikki?
787
00:41:06,305 --> 00:41:07,639
What do you want?
788
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,266
Okay, so, um...
789
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:11,977
What is it?
790
00:41:11,978 --> 00:41:13,436
I'm not gonna tell Sarah
about this,
791
00:41:13,437 --> 00:41:16,356
because I don't want
to spread drama.
792
00:41:16,357 --> 00:41:19,275
I looked into Nikki's dad
having cancer,
793
00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:21,778
and he's healthy as a baby.
794
00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:24,115
He's been to work,
like, every day.
795
00:41:30,204 --> 00:41:31,997
Why would she lie
about that, Ian?
796
00:41:31,998 --> 00:41:33,456
I don't know. For attention.
797
00:41:33,457 --> 00:41:35,166
I called the hospital
she told me about,
798
00:41:35,167 --> 00:41:37,836
and they didn't even know
who I was talking about.
799
00:41:37,837 --> 00:41:40,755
Look, you know I always
got your back on this stuff.
800
00:41:40,756 --> 00:41:44,884
Apparently, Nikki and Sarah
had a conversation about you
801
00:41:44,885 --> 00:41:46,302
that-that day you weren't in,
802
00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:49,139
and, uh, Nikki said
she just thought of you
803
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,558
like her little brother
or, you know,
804
00:41:51,559 --> 00:41:52,851
and she, like, friend-zoned you.
805
00:41:52,852 --> 00:41:54,894
And-and-and look,
that may suck to hear,
806
00:41:54,895 --> 00:41:56,604
but I just think
you got to know because,
807
00:41:56,605 --> 00:41:59,107
I-I don't know, I think she has
some kind of ill intentions
808
00:41:59,108 --> 00:42:01,568
or something freaking mental
is going on, man.
809
00:42:01,569 --> 00:42:03,319
And maybe Sarah's jealous
and made that up,
810
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,031
but, like, even if you take
that out of the equation,
811
00:42:06,032 --> 00:42:09,159
this is strange, dude.
812
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,411
It's like Nikki snapped
into a different person.
813
00:42:11,412 --> 00:42:14,330
Sh-She's all of a sudden
infatuated with you.
814
00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:32,183
Everything okay?
815
00:42:38,064 --> 00:42:40,524
Nikki, do you...
816
00:42:42,485 --> 00:42:44,445
What?
817
00:42:45,613 --> 00:42:47,614
Never mind.
818
00:42:47,615 --> 00:42:50,033
I have something for you.
819
00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:52,244
- What is it?
- Um...
820
00:43:00,669 --> 00:43:02,171
What is it?
821
00:43:03,923 --> 00:43:06,050
Open it.
822
00:43:11,388 --> 00:43:14,265
It's a... it's a tiger's eye.
823
00:43:14,266 --> 00:43:16,643
- Wow.
- It was my mom's,
824
00:43:16,644 --> 00:43:18,812
and then it was mine.
825
00:43:18,813 --> 00:43:24,234
It's supposed to bring you
confidence and willpower, so...
826
00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:26,529
now you can be a food critic.
827
00:43:29,198 --> 00:43:30,990
Why are you giving it to me?
828
00:43:30,991 --> 00:43:35,036
Bear, I love you
so, so, so, so, so much.
829
00:43:35,037 --> 00:43:37,414
I don't think I could live
without you.
830
00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:44,922
You love me more
than anyone in the world?
831
00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,387
Yes, more than anyone.
832
00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:56,225
Nikki.
833
00:43:57,393 --> 00:43:59,060
Yeah?
834
00:43:59,061 --> 00:44:01,062
Does your dad
really have cancer?
835
00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:16,996
No.
836
00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:22,959
No, no, no.
837
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,085
What?
838
00:44:24,086 --> 00:44:26,045
No, no, no,
839
00:44:26,046 --> 00:44:28,381
- no, no, no, no, no.
- What?
840
00:44:28,382 --> 00:44:30,091
- Don't do that!
- Nikki.
841
00:44:30,092 --> 00:44:32,635
I thought we were having a
nice date. -
842
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:34,470
- We-we are. We are. Sit down.
- Why does it matter?
843
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:37,932
I thought we were having
a nice date. -We are. We are.
844
00:44:37,933 --> 00:44:39,767
We are. We are.
845
00:44:39,768 --> 00:44:41,895
It's okay.
846
00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:44,398
We are. We are.
847
00:44:54,241 --> 00:44:56,285
Then why does it matter?
848
00:45:04,251 --> 00:45:05,793
It doesn't matter to me.
849
00:45:05,794 --> 00:45:08,338
Oh, yeah.
850
00:45:12,259 --> 00:45:15,137
Yeah. Uh-huh.
851
00:45:21,602 --> 00:45:24,230
- Oh, that was amazing, baby.
- Yeah.
852
00:45:27,066 --> 00:45:28,651
Yeah.
853
00:46:00,849 --> 00:46:02,351
Nikki?
854
00:46:16,699 --> 00:46:19,159
Go back to sleep.
855
00:46:20,369 --> 00:46:22,079
Nikki.
856
00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:28,502
What are you doing?
857
00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:36,259
What are you doing?
858
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:38,220
Watching you sleep.
859
00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:41,181
You're so cute when you sleep.
860
00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:44,934
Wearing my sweater, huh?
861
00:46:44,935 --> 00:46:46,603
Smells like you.
862
00:46:50,566 --> 00:46:53,193
- Can you come back to bed?
- No, no.
863
00:46:58,866 --> 00:47:00,451
- Nikki.
- No.
864
00:47:04,496 --> 00:47:07,458
I don't like my dreams.
865
00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:21,512
I feel like you don't love me
as much as I do.
866
00:47:21,513 --> 00:47:26,310
Like it's not mutual.
867
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:29,645
No, I... I do.
868
00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:32,607
Just come back to bed.
869
00:47:32,608 --> 00:47:34,318
Please?
870
00:47:42,201 --> 00:47:44,911
Go back to sleep.
871
00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:13,523
Why don't you love me?!
872
00:48:13,524 --> 00:48:16,402
Nikki? Nikki, where are you?
873
00:48:24,993 --> 00:48:26,453
What?
874
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,544
Nikki, what are you doing?
875
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,383
Nikki.
876
00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:43,679
No, what-what do you
want me to do?
877
00:48:44,972 --> 00:48:46,682
For Sandy, okay?
878
00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,753
Stay!
879
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,358
What the fuck?
880
00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:53,415
- Morning.
- Morning.
881
00:49:59,129 --> 00:50:00,880
Um...
882
00:50:00,881 --> 00:50:02,299
Yeah?
883
00:50:05,385 --> 00:50:08,054
Did you cut my hair?
884
00:50:08,055 --> 00:50:09,473
Yeah.
885
00:50:13,644 --> 00:50:16,438
Let's not do that.
886
00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:23,570
Okay.
887
00:50:28,575 --> 00:50:30,701
Packed you a lunch.
888
00:50:30,702 --> 00:50:31,869
Oh.
889
00:50:33,038 --> 00:50:36,499
Oh, oh, can-can we talk
about last night?
890
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:40,169
I know. I know.
891
00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:41,462
It was kind of weird.
892
00:50:41,463 --> 00:50:42,672
Right?
893
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:44,967
Yeah. I'm so sorry.
894
00:50:46,134 --> 00:50:48,511
Okay, good,
'cause if I'm being honest,
895
00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:50,137
it was kind of terrifying.
896
00:50:50,138 --> 00:50:51,473
Oh, my God.
897
00:50:52,224 --> 00:50:54,684
I'm so sorry.
898
00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:57,938
I had a bad dream, and I just...
899
00:51:03,402 --> 00:51:05,737
- You what?
- How's this?
900
00:51:16,123 --> 00:51:17,583
Not great.
901
00:51:18,834 --> 00:51:19,792
Okay.
902
00:51:19,793 --> 00:51:21,294
- Listen, Nikki.
- Come here.
903
00:51:21,295 --> 00:51:23,462
- I think...
- Come here.
904
00:51:23,463 --> 00:51:24,923
Listen.
905
00:51:38,478 --> 00:51:40,396
I love you.
906
00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:42,149
I love you, too.
907
00:51:42,899 --> 00:51:45,234
- So, so, so, so...
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
908
00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:47,903
Good. Good.
909
00:51:47,904 --> 00:51:50,239
So, will you promise me
something?
910
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,574
Yes.
911
00:51:51,575 --> 00:51:54,035
No more weird stuff.
912
00:51:54,036 --> 00:51:55,536
All right?
913
00:51:55,537 --> 00:51:57,288
No more watching me
while I sleep
914
00:51:57,289 --> 00:51:59,582
or, like, moving weird.
915
00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,375
- Okay.
- All right?
916
00:52:01,376 --> 00:52:02,793
I super promise,
917
00:52:02,794 --> 00:52:05,589
and I'm so sorry
that it even happened.
918
00:52:11,887 --> 00:52:12,803
Okay.
919
00:52:12,804 --> 00:52:14,347
- Okay.
- So...
920
00:52:14,348 --> 00:52:16,015
- we're good.
- We're good.
921
00:52:16,016 --> 00:52:17,475
We're good.
922
00:52:17,476 --> 00:52:19,435
- Great.
- Great.
923
00:52:20,479 --> 00:52:21,937
We're good.
924
00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,397
All right.
925
00:52:23,398 --> 00:52:26,359
Oh, God, I'm gonna miss you.
926
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,944
I wish I was scheduled today.
927
00:52:29,946 --> 00:52:32,281
No, no, just enjoy your day off.
928
00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:36,118
Maybe I can pop by.
929
00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:38,789
No, no, just make yourself
at home.
930
00:52:39,581 --> 00:52:41,124
Love you.
931
00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:44,293
Love you.
932
00:53:10,028 --> 00:53:11,862
If you're having trouble
with the door,
933
00:53:11,863 --> 00:53:13,364
maybe you should just stay home.
934
00:53:13,365 --> 00:53:15,282
No, I got it.
935
00:53:21,248 --> 00:53:22,456
Bye, Bear.
936
00:54:41,453 --> 00:54:44,413
Why-why is everyone
so entitled these days?
937
00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:45,831
Like, people have no patience.
938
00:54:45,832 --> 00:54:48,834
It's... it was so clear
I was busy,
939
00:54:48,835 --> 00:54:50,628
and they won't stop
pestering me.
940
00:54:50,629 --> 00:54:52,881
What the fuck is that?
941
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,092
Inside joke.
942
00:55:03,141 --> 00:55:05,602
You going
to Ian's thing tonight?
943
00:55:07,354 --> 00:55:09,355
First I've heard.
944
00:55:09,356 --> 00:55:11,107
Well...
945
00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:15,028
"Well," what?
946
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:24,787
I heard what you told Ian.
947
00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:26,831
About what?
948
00:55:26,832 --> 00:55:28,792
About Nikki.
949
00:55:29,709 --> 00:55:31,252
How she friend-zoned me.
950
00:55:31,253 --> 00:55:33,128
I don't know what Nikki said
in the past, but...
951
00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:35,715
I mean, we literally
talked about it once.
952
00:55:37,467 --> 00:55:39,301
I just think that it's weird
953
00:55:39,302 --> 00:55:41,762
how you two are dating
all of a sudden.
954
00:55:41,763 --> 00:55:42,972
Like, super dating.
955
00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:44,640
I don't know, Sarah.
956
00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:47,142
Look, I couldn't care less
whatever game Nikki is playing.
957
00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:48,978
I just don't want you
to get hurt and...
958
00:55:48,979 --> 00:55:50,521
What is your problem
with Nikki? -No, and if
959
00:55:50,522 --> 00:55:52,106
Ian's gonna spread my shit,
then you should know,
960
00:55:52,107 --> 00:55:53,400
- Ian and...
- Honey.
961
00:55:54,401 --> 00:55:56,152
We got another one.
962
00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:01,949
God, I'm nervous.
963
00:56:01,950 --> 00:56:04,368
Please, God.
964
00:56:04,369 --> 00:56:05,704
Please.
965
00:56:08,373 --> 00:56:09,749
No.
966
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,961
Well, you got to get in
somewhere, or else...
967
00:56:13,962 --> 00:56:16,047
- I know.
- You know?
968
00:56:17,173 --> 00:56:18,424
Okay.
969
00:56:18,425 --> 00:56:20,176
Get back to work.
970
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,529
This is what I get
for being such a fucker
971
00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:42,240
in high school, huh?
972
00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:52,375
Is that your... the last one?
973
00:56:53,585 --> 00:56:55,836
No, one more.
974
00:56:55,837 --> 00:56:57,380
Luther.
975
00:57:11,770 --> 00:57:14,022
You can give me a tattoo
without a school.
976
00:57:15,231 --> 00:57:16,482
Thanks.
977
00:57:16,483 --> 00:57:18,859
It has to be small,
in a hidden location.
978
00:57:21,821 --> 00:57:23,907
Your lunch smells weird.
979
00:57:27,786 --> 00:57:29,578
- Oops.
- Jesus.
980
00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:31,497
"My little food critic."
981
00:57:31,498 --> 00:57:33,624
- What are you doing?
- "My little food critic."
982
00:57:36,211 --> 00:57:38,922
Well, what's the verdict on cat?
983
00:57:40,298 --> 00:57:41,757
What?
984
00:57:41,758 --> 00:57:43,926
What does that mean?
985
00:57:43,927 --> 00:57:45,929
"What's the verdict: cat?"
986
00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:54,771
Bear, what's that mean?
987
00:57:56,022 --> 00:57:57,731
That is so fucking weird.
988
00:58:01,236 --> 00:58:03,154
Bear, what does that mean?
989
00:58:05,824 --> 00:58:07,409
What?
990
00:58:08,451 --> 00:58:10,120
Bear, what is it?
991
00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:14,207
What the fuck is wrong with you?
992
00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:17,626
Are-are-are you okay?
Bear, what...
993
00:58:17,627 --> 00:58:19,003
Oh, my God.
994
00:58:19,004 --> 00:58:21,130
- Bear, are you okay?
- What's going on?
995
00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:22,840
- Oh, my God!
- Bear, what the fuck?
996
00:58:22,841 --> 00:58:24,383
- Dad!
- No, I can't do that.
997
00:58:24,384 --> 00:58:25,759
- I can't look at that.
- Bear, what does that mean?
998
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,053
Inside joke.
999
00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:39,898
Baron.
1000
00:58:39,899 --> 00:58:42,693
Yo, can I get a...
can I get a ride home?
1001
00:58:42,694 --> 00:58:44,111
Where's your car?
1002
00:58:44,112 --> 00:58:46,113
Uh, I had to Uber today.
1003
00:58:46,114 --> 00:58:48,073
"Check engine" light.
1004
00:58:48,074 --> 00:58:49,992
- I was gonna run some...
- What, run some errands?
1005
00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:51,870
Come on, we're neighbors.
1006
00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:58,333
So, uh...
1007
00:58:58,334 --> 00:59:00,837
we gonna talk about
you and Nikki?
1008
00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:05,549
What about it?
1009
00:59:05,550 --> 00:59:08,385
You come to me saying
Nikki's having, like,
1010
00:59:08,386 --> 00:59:10,846
some fucking crazy
mental breakdown or something
1011
00:59:10,847 --> 00:59:13,515
and that she needs to get help,
and now you're acting like,
1012
00:59:13,516 --> 00:59:15,601
"Oh, no, no, we're in love.
She's fucking fine.
1013
00:59:15,602 --> 00:59:17,144
- Everything's perfect."
- She was on drugs.
1014
00:59:17,145 --> 00:59:19,188
Nikki is literally fine.
1015
00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:21,190
Okay, can you just please
break this down for me?
1016
00:59:21,191 --> 00:59:22,441
She's lying about cancer.
1017
00:59:22,442 --> 00:59:24,026
I'm not gonna
break this down for you.
1018
00:59:24,027 --> 00:59:25,402
And now she's sleeping over
all the time.
1019
00:59:25,403 --> 00:59:26,528
I don't want to break down
our relationship.
1020
00:59:26,529 --> 00:59:27,654
Lying about her dad.
1021
00:59:27,655 --> 00:59:29,490
I mean, you have to admit
that's crazy.
1022
00:59:29,491 --> 00:59:31,241
Oh, and by the way, I heard
you're having a party tonight.
1023
00:59:31,242 --> 00:59:32,326
- Don't change the subject.
- Why didn't you invite us?
1024
00:59:32,327 --> 00:59:33,828
Oh, oh, so now you're an "us"?
1025
00:59:34,621 --> 00:59:36,872
Well, why didn't you invite me
to the party?
1026
00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:38,540
Don't-don't change the subject.
1027
00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:40,709
I'm not gonna invite you two
to my place.
1028
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:42,378
Why not?
1029
00:59:45,298 --> 00:59:46,883
Because.
1030
00:59:49,469 --> 00:59:53,722
It kind of looks like Nikki's
going through something,
1031
00:59:53,723 --> 00:59:56,517
and... it kind of looks like
1032
00:59:56,518 --> 00:59:58,227
you're taking advantage
of the situation.
1033
00:59:58,228 --> 00:59:59,812
- Oh, fuck you, dude.
- And I say it with love, bro.
1034
00:59:59,813 --> 01:00:01,313
- I'm saying it with love.
- Come on, she is all over me.
1035
01:00:01,314 --> 01:00:02,981
I'm on your side,
but it's a bad look.
1036
01:00:02,982 --> 01:00:04,650
What do you think this is gonna
look like to other people?
1037
01:00:04,651 --> 01:00:06,401
Why-why are you trying
to ruin something good?
1038
01:00:06,402 --> 01:00:08,112
Carter even said something.
It's a bad look, man.
1039
01:00:08,113 --> 01:00:09,404
That is so unfair, dude.
1040
01:00:09,405 --> 01:00:11,574
She's the one
who won't leave me alone.
1041
01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:14,369
Fine.
1042
01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:17,913
You want to come over tonight?
1043
01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:19,581
I don't know, maybe.
1044
01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:20,707
Nikki can't come.
1045
01:00:20,708 --> 01:00:21,917
Dude.
1046
01:00:21,918 --> 01:00:23,335
No, Nikki can't come.
1047
01:00:23,336 --> 01:00:24,878
- It's a boys' night.
- Great.
1048
01:00:24,879 --> 01:00:25,921
I'm sure she'll be fine with it.
1049
01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:27,131
I'll text Sarah not to come,
1050
01:00:27,132 --> 01:00:28,465
and that should be
completely fine,
1051
01:00:28,466 --> 01:00:30,300
because if the relationship
is healthy
1052
01:00:30,301 --> 01:00:33,095
and it's not built
on some codependency,
1053
01:00:33,096 --> 01:00:36,265
dad dying, not dying,
what-the-fuck-ever,
1054
01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:37,599
then she should be completely...
1055
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,143
she should have
no fucking problem
1056
01:00:39,144 --> 01:00:40,769
with you coming
to a boys' night.
1057
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:42,647
- I'm totally fine with it, too.
- You are fine with it.
1058
01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:55,617
Nikki, I'm very upset.
1059
01:00:55,618 --> 01:00:57,369
You can't cook the cat.
1060
01:00:57,370 --> 01:00:59,664
You can't cook the cat, okay?
1061
01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:03,792
I'm going to hang out
with Ian tonight.
1062
01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:05,836
Gonna hang out with Ian alone.
1063
01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,375
Okay.
1064
01:02:00,099 --> 01:02:01,684
MAN
Hello?
1065
01:02:02,685 --> 01:02:04,395
Um...
1066
01:02:05,313 --> 01:02:06,980
Hello?
1067
01:02:06,981 --> 01:02:08,690
Hey.
1068
01:02:08,691 --> 01:02:10,734
What's up?
1069
01:02:10,735 --> 01:02:13,070
Um, is this...
1070
01:02:13,071 --> 01:02:15,073
One Wish Willow?
1071
01:02:15,907 --> 01:02:17,908
Yeah.
1072
01:02:17,909 --> 01:02:20,453
Uh, o-okay. Um...
1073
01:02:21,246 --> 01:02:24,122
O-Okay, I-I was...
1074
01:02:24,123 --> 01:02:28,335
calling to see
if there's a way I can...
1075
01:02:28,336 --> 01:02:30,420
alter a wish.
1076
01:02:30,421 --> 01:02:32,297
You'd like to cancel your wish?
1077
01:02:32,298 --> 01:02:33,840
No. No, no, no.
1078
01:02:33,841 --> 01:02:35,592
Uh, it's okay to keep the...
1079
01:02:35,593 --> 01:02:38,512
I-I just want to know
if I can, like...
1080
01:02:38,513 --> 01:02:41,390
alter it a little.
1081
01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:43,976
I'm sorry.
We don't really do that.
1082
01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:45,394
No?
1083
01:02:45,395 --> 01:02:48,230
If you have any questions
about how the wish works
1084
01:02:48,231 --> 01:02:50,941
or if you read the back
of the box...
1085
01:02:50,942 --> 01:02:52,985
I mean, is it even real?
1086
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:54,403
Yeah, it's real.
1087
01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:56,406
No, I-I know that the...
1088
01:02:57,824 --> 01:03:00,701
Is her love real?
1089
01:03:00,702 --> 01:03:02,911
Just because
you chose this for her
1090
01:03:02,912 --> 01:03:05,206
doesn't make it less real.
1091
01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:09,543
Okay.
Then I would like to cancel.
1092
01:03:09,544 --> 01:03:11,545
You'd like to file
a cancel request?
1093
01:03:11,546 --> 01:03:13,422
Yes. Yeah, a-a cancel request.
1094
01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:15,382
- We don't really do that.
- What?
1095
01:03:15,383 --> 01:03:16,633
We don't really do that.
1096
01:03:16,634 --> 01:03:18,093
You were just making it
sound like
1097
01:03:18,094 --> 01:03:19,469
I could put in a request.
1098
01:03:19,470 --> 01:03:20,846
I was just guessing
your intention, man.
1099
01:03:20,847 --> 01:03:22,014
What the hell?
1100
01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:24,267
Well, what can I do, then?
1101
01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:27,311
Nothing, really.
1102
01:03:27,312 --> 01:03:30,148
So she's just fucked forever?
1103
01:03:31,691 --> 01:03:34,818
Well, yeah.
I mean, as long as you live.
1104
01:03:34,819 --> 01:03:36,571
As long as I live?
1105
01:03:41,534 --> 01:03:44,871
I mean, when-when you die,
the wish will go away.
1106
01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:51,168
You're sure there's
nothing else I can do?
1107
01:03:51,169 --> 01:03:53,462
Yeah.
I mean, as long as you live.
1108
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:56,173
Sounds to me like you have
a moral obligation
1109
01:03:56,174 --> 01:03:58,134
to be there for her.
1110
01:04:06,392 --> 01:04:07,726
Okay, but w-wait.
1111
01:04:07,727 --> 01:04:12,147
Sh-She does this thing
where she's, like...
1112
01:04:12,148 --> 01:04:14,399
freaks out.
1113
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,402
Wh-What is that?
1114
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,613
Do you want to talk to her?
1115
01:04:19,614 --> 01:04:21,031
What? Who?
1116
01:04:21,032 --> 01:04:23,325
Do you want to talk to her?
1117
01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:25,160
Who is that?
1118
01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:26,578
Nikki.
1119
01:04:32,377 --> 01:04:34,252
Do you want to speak to her?
1120
01:04:56,484 --> 01:04:59,194
- Oh, shit!
- Bear.
1121
01:04:59,195 --> 01:05:00,946
Hi. Hi.
1122
01:05:00,947 --> 01:05:02,114
- Hi.
- Hi.
1123
01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:03,657
- What happened?
- What?
1124
01:05:03,658 --> 01:05:05,535
What the fuck happened?
1125
01:05:06,369 --> 01:05:07,619
I don't know what to do.
1126
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:08,995
Do you need, like, a...
1127
01:05:08,996 --> 01:05:10,205
Oh.
1128
01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:12,541
- Um...
- God, I...
1129
01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:14,459
- It's okay.
- I'm disgusting.
1130
01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:16,002
Did you have
a seizure or something?
1131
01:05:16,003 --> 01:05:17,671
- What happened?
- I...
1132
01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:21,383
ate a bug or I have
a stomach bug, I think.
1133
01:05:21,384 --> 01:05:24,428
Okay, um, I don't know
what to do. Um...
1134
01:05:24,429 --> 01:05:27,306
I was just waiting for you
to come home.
1135
01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:31,351
- Oh, my God, I'm disgusting.
- Uh, maybe you should...
1136
01:05:31,352 --> 01:05:32,686
I... I'll shower.
1137
01:05:32,687 --> 01:05:34,229
Let's-let-let's go
to the shower, okay?
1138
01:05:34,230 --> 01:05:36,022
I-I'll clean it up.
I'll clean it up.
1139
01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:37,190
It's okay. You can...
1140
01:05:37,191 --> 01:05:38,442
I'll go shower.
1141
01:05:38,443 --> 01:05:40,068
- Or... Yeah.
- And I'll clean it up.
1142
01:05:40,069 --> 01:05:41,904
I promise.
1143
01:05:43,114 --> 01:05:44,364
Um, you can...
1144
01:05:44,365 --> 01:05:45,992
Oh, shit.
1145
01:05:46,784 --> 01:05:48,952
I'll clean it up, baby!
1146
01:05:48,953 --> 01:05:50,245
It's okay.
1147
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,672
Um, Nikki?
1148
01:06:07,138 --> 01:06:09,265
We talked about this.
1149
01:06:16,105 --> 01:06:17,899
Did you cook the cat?
1150
01:06:25,114 --> 01:06:28,493
Nikki, you can't do that.
1151
01:06:29,452 --> 01:06:32,204
I am very upset about that.
1152
01:06:32,205 --> 01:06:33,789
Okay, honey.
1153
01:06:44,091 --> 01:06:46,009
Hey, listen, um...
1154
01:06:46,010 --> 01:06:48,720
Ian invited me
to a-a boys' night tonight.
1155
01:06:56,854 --> 01:06:58,647
Okay.
1156
01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:00,649
So I-I think I'm just
gonna go to that,
1157
01:07:00,650 --> 01:07:02,108
if that's okay with you.
1158
01:07:02,109 --> 01:07:03,861
Go to the boys' night?
1159
01:07:07,073 --> 01:07:08,323
Yeah.
1160
01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:10,451
I can get dressed
and go with you.
1161
01:07:13,246 --> 01:07:15,163
Oh, man.
That-that sounds great.
1162
01:07:15,164 --> 01:07:16,706
Yeah, let me finish showering,
1163
01:07:16,707 --> 01:07:18,960
- and I'll go with you.
- It's-it's just that, um...
1164
01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:25,840
Ian said it was a boys' night,
so I think maybe I'll just go.
1165
01:07:28,177 --> 01:07:29,636
Are you okay?
1166
01:07:33,766 --> 01:07:37,352
That's so weird, 'cause...
1167
01:07:37,353 --> 01:07:40,855
Sarah was telling me
that she's going.
1168
01:07:40,856 --> 01:07:42,400
Really?
1169
01:07:45,945 --> 01:07:48,739
Okay, well, I'll just
stay here, then.
1170
01:07:49,574 --> 01:07:51,908
- I mean, if-if Sarah's going...
- No, no, no.
1171
01:07:51,909 --> 01:07:53,743
- If you wanted me to go, I...
- No, you know what?
1172
01:07:53,744 --> 01:07:55,912
I-I think you should come.
I-I really want you to come.
1173
01:07:55,913 --> 01:07:57,622
No!
1174
01:07:57,623 --> 01:08:00,000
If you wanted me to go,
1175
01:08:00,001 --> 01:08:02,877
you would tell me to go!
1176
01:08:02,878 --> 01:08:04,379
I knew you were gonna bring her.
1177
01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:05,880
I fucking knew it.
She-she guilt you?
1178
01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:07,716
She didn't guilt me.
Shut the fuck up.
1179
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,051
You couldn't be without her
for three fucking hours?
1180
01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:11,094
Sarah invited her.
1181
01:08:11,095 --> 01:08:12,762
- What was I supposed to do?
- Sure.
1182
01:08:12,763 --> 01:08:14,556
You told me you weren't
going to invite Sarah.
1183
01:08:14,557 --> 01:08:16,891
- Sarah did nothing wrong.
- Neither did we.
1184
01:08:19,145 --> 01:08:20,770
No weird shit.
1185
01:08:20,771 --> 01:08:23,898
Hey. Keep your fucking hands
off my mom's china, asshole.
1186
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:24,899
Hey.
1187
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:26,693
Okay, it's my turn. My turn.
1188
01:08:26,694 --> 01:08:28,194
Ooh, someone's getting
fucked up.
1189
01:08:28,195 --> 01:08:30,697
Okay. "Choose someone to drink
every time you do
1190
01:08:30,698 --> 01:08:32,783
for the next three rounds."
1191
01:08:33,618 --> 01:08:36,953
Ah, yeah, you're going down
with this ship.
1192
01:08:36,954 --> 01:08:39,581
Man, here we go. Cheers.
1193
01:08:39,582 --> 01:08:41,750
Uh, "Switch seats with anyone."
1194
01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:43,752
Baron, I want to sit
next to Nikki.
1195
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:45,587
- Ooh.
- No.
1196
01:08:45,588 --> 01:08:47,380
- Uh-oh.
- It's okay, baby.
1197
01:08:47,381 --> 01:08:48,715
Oh. No, it's okay.
1198
01:08:48,716 --> 01:08:50,258
I showered, baby.
1199
01:08:50,259 --> 01:08:52,594
Geez, Bear, what kind of spell
did you put on her?
1200
01:09:03,397 --> 01:09:06,150
So true.
1201
01:09:10,321 --> 01:09:12,947
Nikki, it's your turn.
1202
01:09:12,948 --> 01:09:14,617
Oh.
1203
01:09:25,127 --> 01:09:30,298
"The air was charged by the
distinct call of a night bird.
1204
01:09:30,299 --> 01:09:32,258
"His face was obscured,
1205
01:09:32,259 --> 01:09:36,054
"but I knew he was looking
at my chest,
1206
01:09:36,055 --> 01:09:40,809
"each side stretching,
recently mature,
1207
01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:43,853
"to different sizes.
1208
01:09:43,854 --> 01:09:46,564
"'And so, come lie with me
1209
01:09:46,565 --> 01:09:52,112
"like the old woman taught us
when we were children,' I said.
1210
01:09:52,113 --> 01:09:54,823
"He closed the door
and leaned against it.
1211
01:09:54,824 --> 01:10:00,412
"'You're not my wife, Gretel,'
he said.
1212
01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:05,375
"'I'm more than your wife.
1213
01:10:05,376 --> 01:10:08,086
"I am your sister.'
1214
01:10:08,087 --> 01:10:11,589
"Hansel flinched and reached
for the door handle.
1215
01:10:11,590 --> 01:10:14,259
"I knew he would not
leave this place.
1216
01:10:14,260 --> 01:10:17,303
"He would relent
and choose to be inside me
1217
01:10:17,304 --> 01:10:20,057
"like he had many nights before.
1218
01:10:21,267 --> 01:10:25,687
"If not, I would fillet
his meaty forearm,
1219
01:10:25,688 --> 01:10:28,523
"roll it like a stick
of licorice
1220
01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:32,194
"and insert the flesh
between my legs.
1221
01:10:33,529 --> 01:10:35,656
"Hansel is my soul.
1222
01:10:36,449 --> 01:10:41,036
"A love only the branch
of a willow tree could conjure.
1223
01:10:42,788 --> 01:10:46,709
Brother, you will be
inside me tonight."
1224
01:10:52,923 --> 01:10:56,384
New book I'm working on.
I don't have to drink.
1225
01:11:04,185 --> 01:11:06,478
It's your turn, Joe.
1226
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:10,231
I switched spots with Baron,
so it's his turn now.
1227
01:11:10,232 --> 01:11:12,525
Oh, shit. Okay.
1228
01:11:12,526 --> 01:11:14,028
Um...
1229
01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:31,419
"Kiss the person on your left."
1230
01:12:35,109 --> 01:12:37,861
No one on this earth
will ever comprehend
1231
01:12:37,862 --> 01:12:40,738
what it feels like
to love someone
1232
01:12:40,739 --> 01:12:43,324
as much as I love you.
1233
01:12:46,495 --> 01:12:48,997
And everyone
in this room will die
1234
01:12:48,998 --> 01:12:52,417
never feeling the strength
of connection
1235
01:12:52,418 --> 01:12:55,671
I have felt with my Bear.
1236
01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:05,471
Nikki...
1237
01:13:05,472 --> 01:13:07,141
are you okay?
1238
01:13:12,855 --> 01:13:14,689
I'm just kidding, guys.
1239
01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:17,358
I'm just kidding.
1240
01:13:19,361 --> 01:13:21,529
Come on, it's a joke.
1241
01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:23,449
I'm just joking.
1242
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:26,701
Okay, fine. I'm not joking.
1243
01:13:26,702 --> 01:13:28,120
Deal with it.
1244
01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:34,417
Anybody, uh,
want any, uh, Jell-O shots?
1245
01:13:34,418 --> 01:13:35,543
I'll take one.
1246
01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:37,755
Thank you, Reggie. Yep, cool.
1247
01:13:40,883 --> 01:13:42,468
Any other takers?
1248
01:13:45,387 --> 01:13:48,014
It's not me! It's not me!
1249
01:13:48,015 --> 01:13:50,059
It's not me!
1250
01:13:54,396 --> 01:13:56,189
Bear, she needs your help!
Bear, help her!
1251
01:13:56,190 --> 01:13:58,316
No, no, no. You got to...
Bear, get her to the hospital.
1252
01:13:58,317 --> 01:13:59,943
I'm so sorry.
1253
01:13:59,944 --> 01:14:01,402
Bear, she needs
to go to the hospital.
1254
01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:02,862
Just stand still
for a second. Bear.
1255
01:14:02,863 --> 01:14:03,947
She needs to go
to the hospital.
1256
01:14:03,948 --> 01:14:05,365
- God, Ian.
- Bear.
1257
01:14:05,366 --> 01:14:07,075
Bear, are you fucking
listening to me? Get up.
1258
01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:08,618
- Bear, let's go!
- Get up, asshole!
1259
01:15:07,511 --> 01:15:08,803
Where you going?
1260
01:15:08,804 --> 01:15:11,056
Just going
to the bathroom, Nikki.
1261
01:15:12,433 --> 01:15:13,892
Okay?
1262
01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:20,148
Okay?
1263
01:15:20,149 --> 01:15:22,359
Can I stand outside?
1264
01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:34,579
- Why did you do this?
- I know.
1265
01:15:34,580 --> 01:15:36,956
Why did you act like that
tonight? -Sarah's dirty.
1266
01:15:36,957 --> 01:15:38,834
You... Nikki.
1267
01:15:40,252 --> 01:15:41,753
- You're scaring everyone.
- Bear...
1268
01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:43,129
I don't know why I did it.
1269
01:15:43,130 --> 01:15:44,380
- I just get nervous.
- You hurt yourself.
1270
01:15:44,381 --> 01:15:47,175
- I'm sorry.
- Look at your face.
1271
01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:49,845
I know Sarah likes you.
1272
01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:53,849
That... That's...
1273
01:15:56,143 --> 01:15:57,477
- What?
- That's just...
1274
01:15:57,478 --> 01:15:59,771
God, fucking everything
was normal!
1275
01:15:59,772 --> 01:16:02,023
Everything was good.
1276
01:16:02,024 --> 01:16:03,775
You were so... I'm sorry.
1277
01:16:03,776 --> 01:16:05,651
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1278
01:16:05,652 --> 01:16:08,946
Look, you're so beautiful,
1279
01:16:08,947 --> 01:16:11,532
and you were...
and you-you are normal,
1280
01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:15,954
but this is not...
this isn't okay, Nikki.
1281
01:16:20,084 --> 01:16:22,335
Do you like me?
1282
01:16:22,336 --> 01:16:23,544
What? I...
1283
01:16:23,545 --> 01:16:25,755
- Bear, I love you.
- No, no, no, no.
1284
01:16:25,756 --> 01:16:27,757
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1285
01:16:27,758 --> 01:16:30,676
Do you... do you like me?
Do you even like me at all?
1286
01:16:30,677 --> 01:16:32,888
Is-is Nik... is Nikki happy?
1287
01:16:33,972 --> 01:16:36,058
Does Nikki like me?
1288
01:16:37,434 --> 01:16:39,019
Yeah.
1289
01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:47,610
- I'm your Freaky Nikki.
- No, no.
1290
01:16:47,611 --> 01:16:48,736
No, no, no. Nope.
1291
01:16:48,737 --> 01:16:49,987
- No, no.
- Where are you going?
1292
01:16:49,988 --> 01:16:51,447
I'm going to the bathroom,
Nikki.
1293
01:16:51,448 --> 01:16:54,326
- Can I do that?
- Can you tell me you love me?
1294
01:16:58,455 --> 01:17:00,832
This is all I've ever wanted.
1295
01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:02,417
Me, too.
1296
01:17:03,252 --> 01:17:05,253
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
1297
01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:07,046
Yes, it is, Bear.
It's always been you.
1298
01:17:07,047 --> 01:17:08,297
I want this to work so bad.
1299
01:17:08,298 --> 01:17:10,383
- It can. It can.
- No, no. No, it can't.
1300
01:17:10,384 --> 01:17:11,926
- Yes, it can.
- Okay. Okay.
1301
01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:15,429
Then, uh, you need to go home
for one night or...
1302
01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:17,640
a-a-and we need to, like, take
some space from each other.
1303
01:17:17,641 --> 01:17:19,350
- Okay, w-we have to...
- No...
1304
01:17:19,351 --> 01:17:20,810
- God, Nikki, no!
- I don't want space.
1305
01:17:20,811 --> 01:17:22,562
We have to take space
from each other, Nikki!
1306
01:17:22,563 --> 01:17:24,230
It's normal for couples
to have some fucking space
1307
01:17:24,231 --> 01:17:25,940
- from each other!
- I don't want space! Please.
1308
01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:29,026
- Just tell me what I can do.
- Just be normal like...
1309
01:17:29,027 --> 01:17:30,611
- I can be normal!
- I just...
1310
01:17:30,612 --> 01:17:32,822
God, I just want you
to be Nikki.
1311
01:17:32,823 --> 01:17:34,073
I can be Nikki.
1312
01:17:34,074 --> 01:17:36,117
- Just be Nikki.
- I can. I can.
1313
01:17:36,118 --> 01:17:38,452
I can.
1314
01:17:38,453 --> 01:17:40,621
I'll be anything
you want me to be.
1315
01:17:40,622 --> 01:17:41,998
No, don't say that.
1316
01:17:41,999 --> 01:17:44,000
Anything you want me to be.
1317
01:17:44,001 --> 01:17:46,043
No, no. You won't listen.
1318
01:17:46,044 --> 01:17:47,545
Nikki wouldn't say that.
1319
01:17:47,546 --> 01:17:49,422
I just want you
to act like Nikki.
1320
01:17:49,423 --> 01:17:52,758
- I'll be... Let me be Nikki.
- You're not being like Nikki.
1321
01:17:52,759 --> 01:17:55,469
I can be Nikki!
1322
01:17:57,931 --> 01:18:00,224
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1323
01:18:00,225 --> 01:18:02,311
I'm sorry.
1324
01:18:04,980 --> 01:18:08,232
I can be Nikki. I can be Nikki.
1325
01:18:08,233 --> 01:18:10,485
I love you. I'm sorry.
1326
01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:16,658
It's not real.
1327
01:18:17,743 --> 01:18:19,453
What do you mean?
1328
01:18:20,495 --> 01:18:22,456
It's not real.
1329
01:18:24,958 --> 01:18:27,293
I love you
1330
01:18:27,294 --> 01:18:30,672
in every reality, Bear.
1331
01:18:41,099 --> 01:18:42,516
I love you, too.
1332
01:18:42,517 --> 01:18:44,185
Whoa, whoa.
1333
01:18:44,186 --> 01:18:45,686
What the fuck?
1334
01:18:45,687 --> 01:18:48,105
Nikki, stop.
1335
01:18:48,106 --> 01:18:49,649
No, please.
Nikki, you're scaring me!
1336
01:18:49,650 --> 01:18:51,359
Don't be scared, baby.
Don't be scared.
1337
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:52,443
I-I would never hurt you.
1338
01:18:52,444 --> 01:18:54,028
- I'm sorry.
- Stop!
1339
01:18:54,029 --> 01:18:56,365
Nikki, you're scaring me!
1340
01:19:06,959 --> 01:19:08,209
Okay.
1341
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:10,044
Hey. Hey. Hey.
1342
01:19:10,045 --> 01:19:13,256
Why don't you take the bed
for yourself tonight,
1343
01:19:13,257 --> 01:19:14,715
and I'll just go sleep at Ian's,
1344
01:19:14,716 --> 01:19:16,425
and I'll come back
right in the morning?
1345
01:19:16,426 --> 01:19:19,096
Okay.
1346
01:19:21,890 --> 01:19:24,350
- Nikki, what are you doing?
- I don't need your attention.
1347
01:19:24,351 --> 01:19:27,311
Nikki, what are you doing?
1348
01:19:35,904 --> 01:19:39,240
Well, if I have the bed
all to myself tonight,
1349
01:19:39,241 --> 01:19:41,742
I'll lay there warm,
1350
01:19:41,743 --> 01:19:45,913
until slowly I feel cold,
1351
01:19:45,914 --> 01:19:48,375
like I walked into a freezer.
1352
01:19:49,334 --> 01:19:52,586
My hands will feel like
they're full of sand,
1353
01:19:52,587 --> 01:19:54,965
like when you lay on them wrong.
1354
01:19:55,924 --> 01:20:01,554
And that feeling will slowly
spread across my entire body.
1355
01:20:01,555 --> 01:20:06,517
You're still in my heart,
but you're slipping.
1356
01:20:06,518 --> 01:20:09,603
Any thought of pain or regret
1357
01:20:09,604 --> 01:20:13,442
will slip away
like a chemical switch.
1358
01:20:14,609 --> 01:20:17,153
And even though it's quiet
in the room,
1359
01:20:17,154 --> 01:20:20,531
somehow it gets even quieter.
1360
01:20:20,532 --> 01:20:22,867
It's not painful.
1361
01:20:22,868 --> 01:20:28,206
You just let go
of everything you once were.
1362
01:20:30,042 --> 01:20:32,294
And then there's nothing.
1363
01:20:33,295 --> 01:20:35,338
It's not darkness.
1364
01:20:35,339 --> 01:20:37,131
No, sweetie.
1365
01:20:37,132 --> 01:20:39,134
Darkness is a color.
1366
01:20:40,886 --> 01:20:44,473
There's just nothing.
1367
01:20:46,308 --> 01:20:48,226
Or you could stay.
1368
01:20:55,317 --> 01:20:57,276
Yeah.
1369
01:21:52,249 --> 01:21:53,792
Nikki.
1370
01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:19,461
Bear.
1371
01:23:21,463 --> 01:23:23,423
I'm just getting water.
1372
01:23:25,967 --> 01:23:28,802
Kill me, please.
1373
01:23:28,803 --> 01:23:30,430
What?
1374
01:23:33,975 --> 01:23:36,060
She's sleeping.
1375
01:23:36,061 --> 01:23:37,646
It's me.
1376
01:23:44,861 --> 01:23:47,029
- You are you, Nikki.
- Shh.
1377
01:23:47,030 --> 01:23:49,574
Please don't wake her up.
1378
01:23:50,992 --> 01:23:53,995
Just kill me.
1379
01:24:04,506 --> 01:24:06,466
What would be so bad?
1380
01:24:08,343 --> 01:24:10,679
What's so bad about
being with me?
1381
01:24:13,515 --> 01:24:16,017
I've never been with you, Bear.
1382
01:24:21,481 --> 01:24:25,110
Just kill me, please.
1383
01:24:30,031 --> 01:24:33,284
Please, please, please, please.
1384
01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:41,042
Hey.
1385
01:24:49,009 --> 01:24:51,343
I didn't know
you still did this.
1386
01:24:51,344 --> 01:24:52,971
Did what?
1387
01:24:54,431 --> 01:24:56,432
Parked at Franklin and chilled.
1388
01:24:56,433 --> 01:24:58,018
Oh.
1389
01:24:58,852 --> 01:25:01,062
I don't really do this anymore.
1390
01:25:02,606 --> 01:25:04,983
So, what the fuck
is up with Nikki?
1391
01:25:06,401 --> 01:25:08,028
Well...
1392
01:25:09,070 --> 01:25:13,616
She hasn't really told
many people this, but...
1393
01:25:13,617 --> 01:25:16,411
her dad is dying.
1394
01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:20,706
So, you know, it's pretty...
1395
01:25:20,707 --> 01:25:23,292
Isn't she, like,
not close with him at all?
1396
01:25:23,293 --> 01:25:26,045
No, they're close now, so...
1397
01:25:26,046 --> 01:25:28,715
it's, you know, painful.
1398
01:25:29,883 --> 01:25:32,010
I thought she hated her dad.
1399
01:25:33,303 --> 01:25:34,637
No, she doesn't.
1400
01:25:34,638 --> 01:25:36,639
I really do hope
she figures it out.
1401
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:39,308
Uh, she seems pretty fucked up.
1402
01:25:39,309 --> 01:25:41,727
And I-I also don't think
it's right that she's
1403
01:25:41,728 --> 01:25:43,562
leaning on you,
especially since her and...
1404
01:25:43,563 --> 01:25:44,980
I don't mind
being there for her.
1405
01:25:44,981 --> 01:25:47,858
No, but that's not
your responsibility, Bear.
1406
01:25:47,859 --> 01:25:49,860
She needs therapy.
It's-it's not right.
1407
01:25:49,861 --> 01:25:51,945
And I don't think it's okay
1408
01:25:51,946 --> 01:25:53,822
that she's taking
advantage of you.
1409
01:25:53,823 --> 01:25:55,658
I don't think she's...
1410
01:25:55,659 --> 01:25:58,078
taking advantage of me.
1411
01:26:05,210 --> 01:26:08,212
Hey, so I, um...
1412
01:26:08,213 --> 01:26:10,422
I got my letter.
1413
01:26:10,423 --> 01:26:11,799
Your letter from Luther?
1414
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,093
Yeah. My last chance.
1415
01:26:14,094 --> 01:26:15,844
Figured we could
open it together.
1416
01:26:15,845 --> 01:26:17,471
Oh, shit.
1417
01:26:17,472 --> 01:26:19,765
Maybe my dad will let me tattoo
"successful daughter"
1418
01:26:19,766 --> 01:26:21,433
where his hairline's
supposed to start.
1419
01:26:22,602 --> 01:26:24,353
Um, can I pay you to do that?
1420
01:26:24,354 --> 01:26:25,771
We can take him in his sleep.
1421
01:26:25,772 --> 01:26:27,481
Well, I have sleeping pills
in my pocket.
1422
01:26:27,482 --> 01:26:29,274
We can literally
take him tonight.
1423
01:26:32,529 --> 01:26:34,781
Do you want to open
this thing or...?
1424
01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:40,161
I-I need to tell you
some things.
1425
01:26:41,996 --> 01:26:43,623
What?
1426
01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:45,833
Fuck. I promised Ian
1427
01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:48,503
- I wouldn't tell you this.
- Tell me what?
1428
01:26:52,006 --> 01:26:54,591
Bear, Ian and Nikki have been
hooking up on and off
1429
01:26:54,592 --> 01:26:56,927
for like two years.
1430
01:26:56,928 --> 01:27:01,849
It's super casual
and not romantic.
1431
01:27:01,850 --> 01:27:04,811
He thinks that she's dating you
to get back at him.
1432
01:27:05,562 --> 01:27:07,689
But even if she's not...
1433
01:27:09,607 --> 01:27:11,901
...it's kind of a shame,
you know?
1434
01:27:13,319 --> 01:27:16,405
I think you need someone...
1435
01:27:16,406 --> 01:27:18,158
more chill.
1436
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:23,538
Like you?
1437
01:27:29,919 --> 01:27:32,421
Well...
1438
01:27:32,422 --> 01:27:34,548
I mean...
1439
01:27:34,549 --> 01:27:36,593
I was to your left.
1440
01:27:37,552 --> 01:27:39,679
You-you were what?
1441
01:27:41,473 --> 01:27:43,725
- In the game.
- Oh.
1442
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,729
I was to your left.
1443
01:27:48,646 --> 01:27:50,856
You were supposed to kiss me.
1444
01:28:14,881 --> 01:28:17,800
I'm so sorry
you had to see that, baby.
1445
01:28:17,801 --> 01:28:20,261
But it is kind of your fault.
1446
01:28:22,388 --> 01:28:24,681
Just remember
that you wanted this.
1447
01:28:24,682 --> 01:28:26,600
But I'm so happy you did.
1448
01:28:26,601 --> 01:28:28,769
I'm so happy you did, baby.
1449
01:28:28,770 --> 01:28:30,646
Oh, no.
1450
01:28:30,647 --> 01:28:32,649
No. No, no, no, no, no.
1451
01:28:33,525 --> 01:28:35,317
Oh.
1452
01:28:35,318 --> 01:28:36,610
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1453
01:28:36,611 --> 01:28:38,779
Honey, breathe, breathe.
1454
01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:41,281
It's okay. It's okay, honey.
1455
01:28:41,282 --> 01:28:43,283
I've got you.
We need each other.
1456
01:28:43,284 --> 01:28:45,160
We need each other.
1457
01:28:45,161 --> 01:28:48,622
But you're gonna have to
help me get rid of her body.
1458
01:28:48,623 --> 01:28:50,874
- No. No. No.
- Yes. Yes, honey.
1459
01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:53,252
Honey, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
1460
01:28:53,253 --> 01:28:54,503
Listen.
1461
01:28:54,504 --> 01:28:56,964
This is all your fault.
1462
01:28:56,965 --> 01:28:58,632
Sarah's your fault.
1463
01:28:58,633 --> 01:29:01,844
You wanted this.
You wished for this.
1464
01:29:01,845 --> 01:29:03,470
But, baby, we can fix this.
1465
01:29:03,471 --> 01:29:05,806
I'll fix this with you.
I'm not going anywhere.
1466
01:29:05,807 --> 01:29:07,642
I'm not going anywhere.
1467
01:29:37,505 --> 01:29:39,173
She's ready, baby.
1468
01:29:40,091 --> 01:29:42,927
Why don't you go home?
I'll take it from here.
1469
01:31:03,466 --> 01:31:06,094
- Jesus, dude.
- What the fuck?
1470
01:31:07,095 --> 01:31:09,764
No, no, no. Oh, no.
1471
01:31:12,266 --> 01:31:13,725
Oh, shit.
1472
01:31:13,726 --> 01:31:16,103
Um, uh, excuse me.
1473
01:31:16,104 --> 01:31:18,438
Where are the, um,
One Wish Willows?
1474
01:31:18,439 --> 01:31:19,898
- What?
- It looks like this,
1475
01:31:19,899 --> 01:31:21,942
but it's like a...
1476
01:31:21,943 --> 01:31:24,779
it's like you make a wish
and you break it.
1477
01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:26,863
They were right there.
1478
01:31:26,864 --> 01:31:27,990
They were over there
in the corner.
1479
01:31:27,991 --> 01:31:29,700
The One Wish Willows!
1480
01:31:29,701 --> 01:31:31,201
What's a One Wish Willow?
1481
01:31:31,202 --> 01:31:32,996
No.
1482
01:31:33,830 --> 01:31:35,288
- No.
- First of all, sir,
1483
01:31:35,289 --> 01:31:36,832
don't come in here with this.
1484
01:31:36,833 --> 01:31:38,333
It is too early.
1485
01:31:38,334 --> 01:31:40,085
And second of all,
I'm fucking with you.
1486
01:31:40,086 --> 01:31:41,712
They're right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1487
01:31:41,713 --> 01:31:43,630
You made a shitty wish,
and now you want to reverse it,
1488
01:31:43,631 --> 01:31:46,425
but you can't come in here
with this energy, man.
1489
01:31:46,426 --> 01:31:48,635
Did you call the number
on the back?
1490
01:31:48,636 --> 01:31:49,970
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1491
01:31:49,971 --> 01:31:51,221
Me?
1492
01:31:51,222 --> 01:31:52,848
How could you sell this
to people?
1493
01:31:52,849 --> 01:31:55,017
The box is full
of warnings, man.
1494
01:31:55,018 --> 01:31:57,979
- Fuck you!
- Hey, fuck you, man.
1495
01:32:00,314 --> 01:32:03,443
But you don't storm in here
with this energy, man.
1496
01:32:04,485 --> 01:32:06,154
I'm sorry.
1497
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:11,658
I-I...
Nobody would buy it if they...
1498
01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:13,368
I'm sorry.
1499
01:32:13,369 --> 01:32:14,870
Oh, shit.
1500
01:32:14,871 --> 01:32:16,830
Oh, God.
1501
01:32:16,831 --> 01:32:18,416
What did you do?
1502
01:32:23,963 --> 01:32:26,007
She's obsessed with me.
1503
01:32:28,843 --> 01:32:30,469
Oh.
1504
01:32:30,470 --> 01:32:31,845
Well, that's not so bad.
1505
01:32:31,846 --> 01:32:34,431
No, something bad happened.
1506
01:32:35,850 --> 01:32:37,602
I'm sorry.
1507
01:32:38,561 --> 01:32:41,480
- I... I need to reverse it.
- No.
1508
01:32:41,481 --> 01:32:44,524
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I need to reverse it.
1509
01:32:44,525 --> 01:32:46,026
Y-You can make a wish.
1510
01:32:46,027 --> 01:32:48,028
- I already used my wish, man.
- Oh, please.
1511
01:32:48,029 --> 01:32:51,032
Wh-What the fuck do I do?
1512
01:32:53,242 --> 01:32:56,536
Well, maybe...
maybe if someone else
1513
01:32:56,537 --> 01:32:59,289
made a wish
that contradicts your wish...
1514
01:32:59,290 --> 01:33:00,832
I mean, maybe you could ask her.
1515
01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:03,126
I mean, since it's for you,
she just might do it.
1516
01:33:03,127 --> 01:33:05,212
Oh, o-or you could die.
1517
01:33:05,213 --> 01:33:06,880
I mean, you could kill yourself.
1518
01:33:06,881 --> 01:33:08,590
You know, I'm just
spitballing here.
1519
01:33:08,591 --> 01:33:11,676
If you ever want
to jump in with any ideas...
1520
01:33:16,349 --> 01:33:18,308
Fuck.
1521
01:33:19,852 --> 01:33:22,521
I wish Nikki Freeman
only loved me as a friend.
1522
01:33:25,441 --> 01:33:26,943
Fuck!
1523
01:33:29,612 --> 01:33:31,989
Fuck. Oh, what the fuck?
1524
01:33:35,910 --> 01:33:38,286
God! Fuck! Fuck.
1525
01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:45,086
Ian?
1526
01:33:50,925 --> 01:33:52,926
I texted you 50 times.
1527
01:33:52,927 --> 01:33:55,220
Jesus Christ, Bear, what the...
1528
01:33:55,221 --> 01:33:57,264
So, you know how Nikki
all of a sudden started...
1529
01:33:57,265 --> 01:33:59,307
Oh, no. Oh, sh... Is she okay?
1530
01:33:59,308 --> 01:34:00,767
Yes. She's-she's gonna be okay.
1531
01:34:00,768 --> 01:34:02,269
Why-why's Sarah texting me, man?
1532
01:34:02,270 --> 01:34:03,854
She wants me to come over
to your place. -What?
1533
01:34:03,855 --> 01:34:05,897
She texted me over and over,
like, all this weird shit.
1534
01:34:05,898 --> 01:34:07,232
- Fuck.
- What's happening?
1535
01:34:07,233 --> 01:34:08,775
- Oh, fuck.
- What the fuck is happening?
1536
01:34:08,776 --> 01:34:10,193
- Okay, just stay here.
- Is Nikki okay?
1537
01:34:10,194 --> 01:34:11,653
Do not... do not come over.
1538
01:34:11,654 --> 01:34:13,864
Okay. -Bear! Bear,
tell me what the fuck
1539
01:34:13,865 --> 01:34:16,241
- is happening right now!
- Fuck!
1540
01:34:16,242 --> 01:34:20,120
Fuck. Okay, okay, okay,
so Nikki...
1541
01:34:20,121 --> 01:34:22,581
she started liking me
out of nowhere,
1542
01:34:22,582 --> 01:34:25,668
all of a sudden,
and then acting weird.
1543
01:34:27,003 --> 01:34:28,670
Yes or no?
1544
01:34:28,671 --> 01:34:31,214
Bear, what the fuck are you
gonna tell me right now, man?
1545
01:34:31,215 --> 01:34:33,466
- No. Ian, Ian.
- Is she okay?
1546
01:34:33,467 --> 01:34:35,468
I...
1547
01:34:35,469 --> 01:34:37,180
I made a wish.
1548
01:34:38,181 --> 01:34:40,307
I broke this piece of wood.
At first,
1549
01:34:40,308 --> 01:34:42,475
I didn't think it was real.
1550
01:34:42,476 --> 01:34:44,561
Okay? I was confused,
but this is real.
1551
01:34:44,562 --> 01:34:47,022
- This is fucking real.
- What? What?
1552
01:34:48,691 --> 01:34:50,150
Okay, okay, okay.
1553
01:34:50,151 --> 01:34:52,068
You can make a wish, any...
1554
01:34:52,069 --> 01:34:54,154
You... you can make one wish,
1555
01:34:54,155 --> 01:34:56,281
and it is real and it will work.
1556
01:34:56,282 --> 01:34:57,991
I made a wish.
I-I didn't think it would work.
1557
01:34:57,992 --> 01:35:01,828
I wished that Nikki
would love me, but it worked.
1558
01:35:01,829 --> 01:35:03,163
Think about it, dude.
1559
01:35:03,164 --> 01:35:05,165
Think about how
she's been acting lately.
1560
01:35:05,166 --> 01:35:07,584
Think about how drastically
she changed.
1561
01:35:07,585 --> 01:35:10,629
Okay, what...
what did you take her to?
1562
01:35:10,630 --> 01:35:11,838
Like, a-a-a psychic?
1563
01:35:11,839 --> 01:35:13,215
- What?
- What?
1564
01:35:13,216 --> 01:35:14,298
What did...
What, did you do a fucking...
1565
01:35:14,299 --> 01:35:15,634
- Uh, what program?
- No, no.
1566
01:35:15,635 --> 01:35:17,844
Fuck, there's not
a fucking program, Ian.
1567
01:35:17,845 --> 01:35:20,180
You know, I don't know.
It's God fucking magic.
1568
01:35:20,181 --> 01:35:21,681
Is this a joke to you?
1569
01:35:21,682 --> 01:35:23,433
No! This is real.
1570
01:35:23,434 --> 01:35:25,227
- This? This?
- Yes. Be careful.
1571
01:35:25,228 --> 01:35:27,229
Yes, it's real.
It's fucking real, Ian.
1572
01:35:27,230 --> 01:35:29,105
I made a wish,
and it's fucking horrible.
1573
01:35:29,106 --> 01:35:30,357
Then make another
fucking wish, man.
1574
01:35:30,358 --> 01:35:31,983
No, you can't. You can't.
1575
01:35:31,984 --> 01:35:34,736
- Because you only get one wish.
- Oh, you only get one.
1576
01:35:34,737 --> 01:35:36,029
Oh, okay, yeah.
1577
01:35:36,030 --> 01:35:38,365
- That makes sense.
- One wish.
1578
01:35:38,366 --> 01:35:41,452
You only get one wish, Ian,
but it's real.
1579
01:35:42,787 --> 01:35:45,623
It's real, Ian.
1580
01:35:48,459 --> 01:35:50,711
So I need you to make a wish.
1581
01:35:51,671 --> 01:35:56,716
I need you to wish
that I never made a wish.
1582
01:35:56,717 --> 01:35:59,386
Okay?
And then you can be with Nikki.
1583
01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:02,889
Oh. Oh, so... so... so that...
1584
01:36:02,890 --> 01:36:04,474
- No, no, no. Dude, no.
- That's what this is about?
1585
01:36:04,475 --> 01:36:06,059
I don't even give a fuck
about that, dude.
1586
01:36:06,060 --> 01:36:07,769
- I was gonna tell you.
- Seriously, just open the box,
1587
01:36:07,770 --> 01:36:09,771
and then just be careful
about how you word it.
1588
01:36:09,772 --> 01:36:11,356
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1589
01:36:11,357 --> 01:36:13,525
Dude, stop.
Okay, um, I need you to say,
1590
01:36:13,526 --> 01:36:16,361
uh, uh, "I-I wish
for my friend Baron..."
1591
01:36:16,362 --> 01:36:17,696
I wish for a billion dollars.
1592
01:36:17,697 --> 01:36:20,156
No!
1593
01:36:44,890 --> 01:36:46,224
Nikki?
1594
01:36:46,225 --> 01:36:48,226
I need you to do
something for me.
1595
01:37:05,202 --> 01:37:07,538
Nikki, you'll do anything
for me, right?
1596
01:37:12,668 --> 01:37:14,669
I need you...
1597
01:37:23,929 --> 01:37:27,266
I'll do everything
for you, baby.
1598
01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:33,647
You like me better now?
1599
01:37:36,984 --> 01:37:40,403
Nikki, I need you... I need you
to do something for me, okay?
1600
01:37:40,404 --> 01:37:42,906
Why can't you love me?!
1601
01:37:42,907 --> 01:37:44,115
Stop.
1602
01:37:44,116 --> 01:37:47,660
Why don't you love me?!
1603
01:37:47,661 --> 01:37:50,080
Stop! Stop!
1604
01:37:50,081 --> 01:37:51,373
Oh, God.
1605
01:37:51,374 --> 01:37:52,832
- God, I want to eat you up.
- Nikki.
1606
01:37:52,833 --> 01:37:54,501
Bear, open the door.
1607
01:37:54,502 --> 01:37:56,044
I got, like, a billion dollars,
dude. It's real.
1608
01:37:57,380 --> 01:37:59,172
- Stop! Stop!
- Nikki.
1609
01:37:59,173 --> 01:38:00,548
Bear, what's going on?
1610
01:38:00,549 --> 01:38:01,841
- Oh, God.
- I want to smell like you.
1611
01:38:01,842 --> 01:38:03,385
- Nikki! No!
- I'm coming in.
1612
01:38:03,386 --> 01:38:04,761
You guys better not be doing
some weird shit!
1613
01:38:04,762 --> 01:38:06,513
- I just need you...
- I'm coming in!
1614
01:38:06,514 --> 01:38:07,931
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Nikki.
- I'll kill myself, Bear!
1615
01:38:07,932 --> 01:38:09,599
- What the... what the fuck?
- I'll kill myself
1616
01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:10,725
- right in front of you!
- Nikki, what the fuck?
1617
01:38:10,726 --> 01:38:12,435
Nikki!
1618
01:38:12,436 --> 01:38:13,895
I'll rip my eyes out
of my fucking skull
1619
01:38:13,896 --> 01:38:17,023
and shove the barrel
in my pussy, Bear!
1620
01:38:18,692 --> 01:38:21,277
I love you. I love you.
1621
01:38:21,278 --> 01:38:24,197
- Scream it!
- I love you. I love you!
1622
01:38:26,117 --> 01:38:28,076
I knew you did.
1623
01:38:28,077 --> 01:38:29,828
Oh, I knew you did.
1624
01:38:29,829 --> 01:38:33,206
I love you so much, baby.
1625
01:38:33,207 --> 01:38:34,999
- You owe me that.
- It's okay, baby.
1626
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:36,793
- We're gonna make this work.
- You owe me that.
1627
01:38:36,794 --> 01:38:38,795
- I'll make this work.
- You have to, baby.
1628
01:38:38,796 --> 01:38:40,630
- I will, baby.
- I'm gonna heal.
1629
01:38:40,631 --> 01:38:42,966
- I'm gonna make this work.
- You have to.
1630
01:38:42,967 --> 01:38:44,467
I will.
1631
01:38:44,468 --> 01:38:46,469
I'm sorry for the theatrics.
1632
01:38:46,470 --> 01:38:48,346
I don't know why I do that.
1633
01:38:48,347 --> 01:38:50,223
- It's okay, sweetie.
- I love you.
1634
01:38:50,224 --> 01:38:53,059
- I love you so much.
- I'm gonna heal.
1635
01:38:53,060 --> 01:38:56,312
Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry.
1636
01:38:56,313 --> 01:38:57,564
It's okay, baby.
1637
01:38:57,565 --> 01:38:59,858
I'm gonna be pretty again.
1638
01:38:59,859 --> 01:39:02,235
You're so beautiful.
1639
01:39:02,236 --> 01:39:04,446
You're the most beautiful girl
in the entire world.
1640
01:39:04,447 --> 01:39:06,739
- Yeah?
- Yeah, baby.
1641
01:39:06,740 --> 01:39:11,077
Oh, we are gonna be
together forever
1642
01:39:11,078 --> 01:39:13,580
and ever...
1643
01:39:13,581 --> 01:39:17,584
and ever and ever.
1644
01:39:23,090 --> 01:39:24,592
What?
1645
01:39:27,011 --> 01:39:28,928
What's wrong, baby?
1646
01:39:28,929 --> 01:39:31,347
You shook your head.
1647
01:39:31,348 --> 01:39:32,515
No, I didn't.
1648
01:39:32,516 --> 01:39:34,184
Why'd you shake your head?
1649
01:39:34,185 --> 01:39:36,603
I was just thinking that, uh,
we should freshen up, maybe.
1650
01:39:36,604 --> 01:39:37,979
- Okay?
- Okay.
1651
01:39:37,980 --> 01:39:39,857
Let's go. Come on.
1652
01:39:43,486 --> 01:39:44,903
I know what you want.
1653
01:39:44,904 --> 01:39:46,946
No! Fuck you!
1654
01:39:46,947 --> 01:39:49,282
Fuck you!
1655
01:39:49,283 --> 01:39:50,742
No!
1656
01:39:50,743 --> 01:39:52,619
Just give me a second
to freshen up.
1657
01:39:52,620 --> 01:39:54,829
- Let me in!
- I'm sorry!
1658
01:39:54,830 --> 01:39:56,789
- No! No!
- Babe, I just need a second!
1659
01:39:56,790 --> 01:39:58,791
Fuck you, Bear! Let me in!
1660
01:40:02,379 --> 01:40:04,172
Bear, what are you doing?
1661
01:40:04,173 --> 01:40:05,882
- Just one second!
- Okay. Thank you.
1662
01:40:08,928 --> 01:40:10,596
Oh, shit.
1663
01:40:17,144 --> 01:40:18,812
Hey, baby?
1664
01:40:21,899 --> 01:40:25,486
I was thinking maybe
we should break up.
1665
01:40:32,368 --> 01:40:34,494
Oh, shit.
1666
01:40:34,495 --> 01:40:36,038
You hear that?
1667
01:40:40,167 --> 01:40:43,003
Fuck. Fuck.
1668
01:40:44,922 --> 01:40:48,050
Baby, maybe we should
take some space.
1669
01:41:01,730 --> 01:41:04,190
If space is what we need,
then take it.
1670
01:41:04,191 --> 01:41:06,777
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
1671
01:41:12,575 --> 01:41:14,702
It's gonna be okay.
1672
01:41:23,043 --> 01:41:24,753
You hear that?
1673
01:41:34,471 --> 01:41:36,682
We can take space.
1674
01:41:48,402 --> 01:41:50,613
We can take space.
1675
01:41:56,243 --> 01:41:57,745
Baby?
1676
01:42:03,626 --> 01:42:05,544
You hear that?
1677
01:44:03,454 --> 01:44:05,538
No, honey.
1678
01:44:05,539 --> 01:44:07,039
Honey, honey.
1679
01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:08,833
No, no, no.
1680
01:44:08,834 --> 01:44:11,670
Bear! No.
1681
01:44:12,629 --> 01:44:14,255
What did you do, Bear? No!
1682
01:44:14,256 --> 01:44:18,217
Baby, what did you do?
Baby, what did you do?
1683
01:44:18,218 --> 01:44:19,844
No!
1684
01:44:19,845 --> 01:44:23,849
No, no, no, no, no, no!
1685
01:44:39,448 --> 01:44:41,074
Baby.
1686
01:44:42,075 --> 01:44:44,119
Baby.
1687
01:45:56,900 --> 01:46:00,236
What did you do?
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