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Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Rhode Island"...

Alicia, you getting married?

Come on, just do it.
Listen, I'm aging.

So Jared's at work right now.
How is the business doing?

It's a constant stress.

I just want to like, not have
you thinking about Audrey's.

I know.

Rosie was questioning
your relationship.

Does Kelsey have two boyfriends?

I am dating
the two people in my life,

I love the----ing
both of them.

Now you're saying
that you do have two boyfriends?

Like, what?

Is the news true?
What's the news?

That you were like
having an affair or something?

My husband and I have
a very close friend, Dino.

Did I ever
sleep with this human? No!

I'm actually shocked
that you of all people ask that.

You grew up with us.

Jo-Ellen, she's talking
about me and my husband.

I'm not here
to like, you know,

publicize that her husband's
having an affair.

She's pretending that
she doesn't know it.

Rulla and her husband

called my work to try to
get me fired because I know

that he's having an affair.

I'm gonna ruin your
- ing life.

Who needs a sugar daddy

when my life is this sweet?

I have a blessed life

and I'm a loyal wife.

Why settle for just a slice

when you can have
the whole damn pie.

My life is like a romcom,

when I'm not crying,
I'm laughing.

I used to report the news,

but now, I'm the headline.

I'm not trying to be mean,

I just mean what I say.

In the Ocean State,

I dispense the weed
and the truth.

Should I just
pour this on the car?

No, no.
Put it in the bucket.

You got it so soapy
last time.

Stop.

I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.

Just pour
you up a glass of vino.

That's like
ribbed for your pleasure.

Nice butt, babe.

Baby's got a little back there.

All right. Too early
to go skinny dipping?

- Water's hot, huh?
- No. I know.

This is going to be so nice when
we have our pool. Just lay out.

- Hello!
- Hi.

- Hey, guys.
- Rich, I love your car.

Get over here.
- Good to see you.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Wonderful. How are you?

I'm just like existing.

You guys are so much
nicer looking than us.

Do you guys want to
come inside for a drink?

- I'm getting, like, so hot.
- I do want to see this first.

Okay.

We excavated here, so now
it's ready for the foundation.

Oh, my God.
Our house, here was my plan.

I was like,
I'm selling my condo.

He was like,
I'll sell one of my condos.

We were like,
let's buy a house.

And so then Rich finds
a one-bed,

one-bath
over a three-car garage.

And he's like, I'm gonna
add 5,000-square-feet to this.

Rich likes to flip houses
and so he'll flip one and then

when he's done with
that and he sells that,

he'll go and find another one.

But I wasn't
planning on that being,

like, my new lifestyle choice.

I'm done with this.
I'm tired and it's hot.

I'm gonna go inside.

So how many
square footage is it gonna be?

You know,
that's a great question.

- Do you want a water?
- Yes, please.

And I got bagels, too.

I would really love a bagel.
I'm pretty hungry.

Wait, so I haven't
talked to you since the winery.

For the most part, we did have,
like, a pretty nice day.

- Yeah, it was pretty nice.
- Well, honestly, too,

I felt like
the majority of the lunch,

there were so many
questions and follow up

questions I could have asked,
and I didn't.

I do think it was so crazy

the way that Kelsey admitted
polyamory.

You walk like
a polyamorous duck.

You sound like
a polyamorous duck.

You quack like
a "pomeranous" duck.

Plot twist of the century.

I actually
felt really bad for Jo-Ellen.

- Why?
- Never saw that one coming.

Because of the whole
Rulla thing.

So, like,
the other day when we went

to the wine vineyard,
we did all these things.

We were on the bus.
We had so much fun.

And then
literally after the wine

vineyard tour,
Kelsey was like, by the way,

in about seven seconds,
Rulla's gonna be at lunch.

I didn't know
that she and Liz and Kelsey

all went to dinner,
like, a couple days before.

And I just wish that somebody
had said something to me.

Ger, why are
you so far behind me?

Just relaxing, baby.
Maybe you should do the same.

As you know, it's almost
impossible for me to relax.

Yeah, the drama was all mine.

Alicia's like asking
about the rumors and Dino.

It's bullsh--.
- Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Want to take
a break in the shade?

Yeah.

The rumors
are about Dino and me.

Like, we have
this torrid affair.

It's a mortifying accusation.

You wonder everywhere you go,
you know,

you go shopping or
you go here and you're like,

what are
they really thinking of me?

It just gets
to be too much and to have

a good friend of
mine like Alicia

say that it set me off.

Yeah,
I get where you're coming from.

Gerry and I spent every
waking and sleeping minute

together for 14 years.

And then Gerry started
this passion of sport fishing.

That passion took
him away three weeks out

of four for a few years.

We've been through this sh--.
But, like, I love Dino.

He's been in
our lives for 20 years.

Yeah.

When Gerry
was going to be gone,

it wasn't uncommon for
him to actually call Dino

and say, look after her.

So, yes, we would be out three
and four times a week sometimes.

I'm sure
people spotted us at clubs,

sometimes just the two of us.

I mean, I know it looks like
a cool, sexy story, but really,

at the end of the day,
it's nothing.

Let's move on from it.

There's so many other amazing

things happening
and coming up in our lives.

Yeah,
I'm really excited for it.

Gerry was turning 54.

He loves music.

He loves to dress up.
He loves to dance.

I'm having a 54th birthday
party for Gerry. Studio 54.

His birthday or yours?
- His.

54 at Studio 54.

You are beautiful, babe. I give
you that. I am one lucky man.

I probably should
have worn a bra today.

Jared has no bell bottoms
or any outfit at all.

Do you want to see Rich's?

I'm, like, really
nervous about tomorrow, too,

'cause I don't know if
they're bringing Rulla.

Okay, well,
let's back up for a second.

She's mad at Jo-Ellen,
but she is gonna have to see

her tomorrow
at the disco party.

Jo-Ellen loves to be
in the middle of it,

so you know what I mean?

You know what I mean, like,
let's be real.

I think that they're gonna be
there at Liz's Studio 54 party.

Good. I can talk to him then.

Brian, Rulla's husband,
told my job that I am

accusing him of
having an affair, which he is.

I mean, come on.
I sent her the pictures where

the husband and, like,
the mistress are making out.

Brian wrote an email
to the marketing team,

which then
forwarded it over to me.

It said, I would
like to file a complaint...

He also then reached out to

another colleague at my company,
who then he reached out to HR,

who then got back
to me through my boss

'cause HR can't tell me.

I don't appreciate her
or her husband trying to

with my family.
We have three kids.

Like, that's so below the belt.
- Yeah, maybe I will beat him up.

Ooh. Do it, babe. Do it.

I would be so excited with you.

- I'll keep that in mind.
- I'll [bleep] you for this.

- Hi. How are you?
- Good. Can I do a...

small ice latte?
- Caramel?

Almond milk, please.

Here's your vanilla latte.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

It seems like the hot topic is
who I'm dating,

especially
the other man that all

these girls love to
talk about.

Mr. William.
- What's going on?

- How are you?
- What's up?

I need a coffee.
- Get a coffee.

How are you? Could I do
a medium black coffee?

Ladies and gents,
this is Bill.

- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

With my boyfriend,
we've kind of always had

a don't ask,
don't tell relationship.

But I do know
that he's not being loyal to me.

And if you can do it,
why can't I?

What's going on?
- How's your mom?

Did she pack
your lunch this morning?

She didn't.

You know, she used
to pack my lunch in high school.

Yeah. Ever since then,
I just loved your mom.

She's the best.

My parents,
they know exactly how my

relationship is with
my boyfriend.

I've never lied to them.

They really do love him,

but they want me
to have more for myself.

How's your sister doing?
- She's doing good.

How's Tay?
- Tay is with Mavi.

And you're telling me he's
not the cutest little nugget?

He is handsome.

First time I met
Bill was the seventh grade,

so my parents
have always known him.

And every time my mom sees me,
she brings up Bill.

How's my future son-in-law,
Billy?

Whoa.

My mom just wants me to be
with somebody who will help me

...procreate.

You feel like
you'd be a good dad? Want kids?

- Yeah, eventually.
- How many?

I wouldn't
say any more than two.

Okay.

What about you?

As long as I have a nanny,
I would have

as many kids as needed.
- Really?

Yeah.

Bill has always known
that I was in a relationship.

I'm somewhat keeping
him at arm's length until I kind

of figure out where
my relationship is going.

I want to have kids,
I want to be married.

And I feel like, you know, I'll
never get that where I'm at.

I love my boyfriend, but he will
never budge on having kids.

He has his own,
but I don't want

to sell myself short of being
a mom one day and having kids.

I don't know. It's been,
like, on my mind for a while.

I think you deserve
happiness in your life

and whatever makes you happy.

Make some big girl moves now.

And obviously,
if you need anything,

I'm here to help you.

Bill, although he's
very successful, he can't

offer me the life that I'm
living not having to work.

I don't have any problem
working. I can do it. It's just.

do I want to? No.

- Where you're at?
- Yeah. A bit smaller.

Coming up...

...that's a huge----ing
problem for me.

Gary's in a glitter
jacket and he's like yelling.

...with Gary and Dino...

Ongoing what? Rumors.
Goodbye.

This is so much work.

She's here. Of course.

Right in the middle
of my Tupperware cleaning.

I'm so happy you're here.

- Dolly.
- Oh, hi.

So good to see you.

Don't mind my house. You'll
see a lot of stuff everywhere.

There's a construction.

Oh, my God. You didn't
have to bring me anything.

You did not.
- Whoa!

There's a lot of
construction.

What's happening here?

Oh, these are my friends.

Did you take them
down for me to come today?

No, because the construction.

So you put these in
your full living room?

Yeah.

Ever since I was a little girl,
I really love dolls.

There's just
something very beautiful.

I think it's like an art.

Look at the way they do
their eyeline on the eyeshadow.

The three
layers with the lashes.

And everyone has
a different lipstick with

a little bit of a shimmer.

I think they're fascinating.

I don't let my
daughter play with these.

You don't let
Selena play with these?

I tell her if she does.
Very gently.

No judgment. Okay. You've got
your friends in the living room.

How long have
the friends been held captive?

Just curious.

All right. Come in.

Here you go.
- Thank you.

I'm starving.

- Starving.
- Starving, starving.

This one looks the best.

That's-- I like the spin.

I'm going to do that, too.

I haven't seen
you since the winery.

I kind of felt bad
because I hope I didn't

make you feel like I was
attacking you because, like,

people ask questions
about me all the time, you know?

I get it. You know, all
I'll say about that is, look,

they can
believe whatever they want.

Well, it's like you could
ask me why I'm not married,

but I feel
like I'm an open book.

Some people might not be.

I know why you're not married.
We've talked about it before.

I've been engaged for--

my daughter's eight,
so probably like nine years.

I got engaged
right before I had her.

I'm not planning
a wedding because I don't know.

Personally,
I haven't seen successful

relationships in my life.

Growing up with
a family full of six women,

five of them are divorced,

and then seeing my mom and my
dad not working out, I just have

a guard up, you know.

He made me sign a prenup.
He wanted me to.

So I went to
the lawyers and they said

he's not even
leaving with you with a penny.

Nothing. You know? He won't
put my name on the house.

Yeah, [bleep] that.

She should be
more of an advocate for herself.

Gerry and I are 50/50 on
everything in life.

We both bought
the house together.

Our business,
we built together.

It's a no brainer. You know,
he's my partner.

Like just make sure that if
you were to ever leave me or if

you were to cheat on me
or something ever happened,

that I'm not left
without a house.

'Cause like my
father did that to my mom.

Let's be honest, I had to move
back with my grandparents.

So that story of it,
I don't remember how that went.

- Yeah.
- But bingo.

That's where
your reservations comes in.

My dad has been out of my life
since I was like 16 years old.

My dad left
my mom and sold our house.

The only thing I have
my dad is his last name

and his temper maybe
a little bit sometimes.

So I know you're
not working right now.

You gotta find yourself.
You gotta find your passion.

Maybe get into like
Pizza Mamma with Billy.

I don't wanna do the kitchen.
I wanna do the decorating part.

Like it's be gonna both of
us together, like our creation.

You know?

I hate that I have
to ask him for money.

It's a power trip.

I always thought it'd be
a dream to be like a stay at

home wife or
girlfriend in my situation,

but it actually sucks.

Quick question.
So like, okay.

Do you need any help
with Gerry's party?

Can I bring anything?

I'm excited to see
everyone all dressed up.

Have you talked to Rulla?
- No, have you?

I invited her.

I don't really know
what's happening.

Is she coming to your party?

- Let me check on this quick.
- Yeah.

All right. I'll take
those out. I'll switch this up.

We'll get on the table. I'm
gonna turn this on for a second.

Can you help me set
up the dining room table?

- And then we'll come back.
- Let's do it.

Perfect.
Where are we sitting?

I guess I'll sit here
so I could see everybody.

Although I don't
love sitting at the head.

- I'll sit far.
- I don't want you far.

I'm always with you.

I love you all though.

Everyone who knows me
well knows how much I love

hosting, so I'm excited.

I've set up this
Lebanese brunch.

Coming!

Midde.
- How are you?

I'm under so much stress,

and I feel like
I need these women around me.

They know the culture,
and it's just effortless.

Seta, you sit down.
- Yes.

I try to cook, but the catering
definitely helped me too.

I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't do it all myself.

Please start
because it's gonna

be cold and I'm gonna get
up to put it back in the oven.

Absolutely. You don't
have to ask me twice.

How's the kids, Rulla?

The kids are good.

I'm good, thank you. Right now,
I need to have a cup. My coffee.

How are the kids kind of dealing
with everything right now?

You know, I mean,

they sense a difference.

You know,
it just hasn't been normal.

It hasn't been easy
to mentally process

all the damage that can
come with

extramarital involvement, but.

Sorry.

I've had
to make decisions really

carefully to consider,

you know, everything
that we've built together

and especially the children.

Yeah. It's not just
you and him, you know.

We've been engraved
since we were young.

That, like
your family is everything.

You don't just walk out
the door when someone makes

a bad decision.
- He made a mistake.

Just stay strong, focused,
and move the [bleep] forward.

I've never
contemplated a divorce.

I mean,
divorce is definitely not

rampant in
Lebanese and Syrian cultures.

I'm not trying
to talk about that.

Like my family
wouldn't love that.

I've been trying
to hold it together.

You know,
people are sitting there talking

about pictures and Jo-Ellen,
you know, who's the one who's

made it her place to
just be all in my business.

She will be at Liz's party.
It's just.

I don't want more drama.

You go with
Brian and you prove to

them that you ain't got
sh-- to worry about.

Go have fun.

And it's good alone time with
Brian to remind him if he ever

tries to [bleep] up again,

you're not gonna
pardon him twice.

That's right. Absolutely.

No, you tell him
will be after you.

Yes, all of us will be.

Coming up next...

Come here.
They're talking.

Jo-Ellen just
went up to Rulla's husband.

Much is happening right now.

What's going on with
this calling Jo's work stuff?

All right. We have
you right at this table.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Hello.
- Hello.

How much longer
until you can get over here?

- I'm walking out right now.
- Okay, great. All right.

I'll see you in a sec.

Hello.

- You look very handsome.
- My long travel.

You look great.
- Thank you.

I'm gonna get
something new today.

I mean, should we go fancy?
We don't have the kids.

No, no, no. Don't get the--
I know what you're thinking.

A whole antipasta?
- Cheeseboard.

We don't have too long.
We have an hour and a half.

Babysitter.

- Jess.
- Yes.

Having a date night, it's rare.

This is just
like that stage of life.

Can I get you started
with anything to drink tonight?

I'm gonna get Chianti, please.

- I'll do the same thing.
- Thank you.

I think if you ask any
parent of littles in their '30s

like, yeah,
every day is tough.

And then you get to
bed and you're like, ah.

And then 10 minutes later you're
like, should we wake them up?

They're so cute.

How's Audrey's?
How's the ice machine?

I called the mechanic and

he's just
a little backed up right now.

But then the oven started
making noise again.

But then we might need a new
coffee machine as well.

Sometimes it will like,
shut off in the middle

of brewing coffee,
which is obviously not good.

Those things
are like 2,500 bucks.

- It's a money pit.
- Chianti's here.

I think the problem
for my insecurities is

the fact that I'll come home
from work knowing that I made

miniscule money.
- And that you need to let me

continue to
work to make actual the money.

Exactly.

So I'm like, what am I doing?
- It is like...

Kind of a burden to be home,
you know, two on one, you know?

And like,
I hate thinking like that.

So I don't, like, look at all
the stay at home moms out there.

Like, most moms have
to stay home all alone.

- You're not a stay at home mom.
- No.

He works so many hours and

he still doesn't feel,
like, super fulfilled.

And that makes me sad.

Rigatoni, please.
Thank you so much.

I don't want you to feel
stressed out because of my...

stuff.

It's not even
his hours at the shop.

The stress for me at this point

is the fact that, like, even
when he's not there, he's there.

And I don't get his best self.

His mind is there all day long.
It's crazy.

Thank you.
Oh, that looks great.

- Do we want any black pepper?
- A little black, please.

Thank you.

Yeah. I almost
said the most Rhode Island thing

I've ever said in my entire
life when she brought the pepper

and it was automatic.
I'm like, ooh, fancy.

God. Like
an automatic pepper shaker.

I'm like, damn.
Wow. You guys got that?

It's okay. I got it from here.
- Sure?

Yeah, I got it.

You sure? This is
a one-year anniversary.

It's a big deal. Get in there.
- Welcome in, guys.

Have we had enough time
to check out the menu?

I was thinking the burrata
and the Caesar to start.

And then we also want
to get the caprese panzanella.

Caprese panzanella.

I love being married to Rich.

And we're constantly saying,
like, can you believe you got to

do this forever? Like,
this is so fun. But he is corny.

Cheers. Happy one-year
anniversary.

We did it.

You know, it's so crazy
that I think about sometimes?

I thought you were going to be,

like, kind of like
a [bleep] boy.

I didn't really
think you'd ever, like,

propose and we'd, like,
get married.

But I did want to get married.
- Right.

I don't necessarily
want to have kids.

But I don't think it's something
that we should rule out.

- You know, I have, like, trauma.
- Yep.

Like familial
stuff that goes back.

But it's also like,
I never wanted to be a mom.

Do you think
your mom wanted to be a mom?

No, I don't.

Growing up, my mom
was the primary caregiver,

and if you weren't perfect,
it was a problem.

And I've never been perfect.

Do you think, like,
maybe you would resent

the kid if you had a kid?
- Maybe.

My mom is very Catholic,
but Rich isn't Catholic.

And we were not planning
on having a Catholic wedding,

and she lost her mind.

Like, we are going to be
disowned. We're not going to go.

And at that point, I was
still trying to make her happy.

So we did the Catholic
wedding the way she wanted.

It was around
that time that I was like,

oh, this isn't normal behavior.

I don't want to turn into that.

We've been on the same
page for so long about this.

But I just think
your perspective might change

over the next year or so.
- And maybe that will change in,

like, five to 10 years.

You say five. At that point,
you'll be 30...

I'm very
good looking for my age,

so I'll be like,
in six years, I'll be 40.

Sue me. I'm gonna look 35.

Yeah, but it's harder
to get pregnant.

I'm gonna look 25. I'm gonna
keep getting all the lasers.

Coming up next on "The Real
Housewives of Rhode Island"...

Oh, I'm very excited,
you guys.

Spicy coconut marg. You know,
that's his favorite.

I have to get ready.

All right,
let's moisturize you.

Your skin looks great.
Okay. Stop squinting.

Sorry, I'm freezing.

I actually don't
know much about Studio 54.

I actually love this era
'cause, like, I always thought

I was a drug dealer's wife.

Like, what, that movie?
What's that, "Scarface"?

Did you ever watch "Scarface"?
- No.

- You never watched "Scarface"?
- No.

If it wasn't
on the Disney Channel,

I probably didn't see it.
- I'm destroyed.

I know.

- God, you look amazing.
- You like it?

It's not too much?
- Oh, no, you look so good.

Should I do it, like,
open or...

Open! Studio 54,
that's what they would do then.

You look so good, dad.

Oh, Daddy. Oh, you're so '70s.

- Cheers.
- Happy birthday.

Cheers.
Welcome to Studio 54.

I think I'm the only one
here that lives Studio 54 days.

No, you're not.

- Gerry.
- Gorgeous.

- Happy birthday.
- You look beautiful.

Listen, not too bad
for someone who didn't

know what Studio 54 was, right?

Ready to party.
You like my outfit, babe?

It's pretty revealing.

I'm just trying to
keep my calm and my cool

with all intentions of
going to the party

and having a great time.

It's more than you
normally wear.

Yeah?

I don't know.

But I just
hope that nobody pushes

and continues to push me
because they're gonna see

the Lebanese come out.

- It should be a fun party.
- Should be fun.

I know. It's amazing,
isn't it?

My look for Studio 54
is a complete mess.

I'm so embarrassed by this.

Like, I like to be an icon,
and this is not iconic.

My original outfit
didn't fit me because I was

too fat and
bloated for my period.

Do you like it or is
it horrible?

I love her.

Now I'm wearing pants that are
literally way too tight.

I look dumb.

What's up, buddy?

You look very '70s.

How you doing?
You look great.

I know. Liz
and Dino are best friends.

So I was
expecting him to be here,

but I think him being here,
like, you're instantly reminded

of what people are saying.

You were having,
like, an affair or something.

Is that true? No.

I think the reason
why she wants him here

is because this is
her way of showing us girls,

like, look at him and I,
we're friends.

He's friends with Gerry, like,
this is normal.

But listen,
I pretend he doesn't exist,

so I have no idea
what everyone else sees.

All I know is
I'm not looking at him.

- Good to see you again.
- Nice to see you.

Dolores! Oh, my God,
your outfit.

It's so good.

- Hi, guys.
- You're a disco ball.

Look at this. Hi, beauty.

What's up, stud?

- Hello.
- I know, I know.

This must be
Gerry's birthday surprise.

He's going to pop out
of a cake.

Oh, my gosh.

So nice to meet you!
I'm so excited.

This is the first time I've seen
Kelsey and Bill out together.

Bill. Billy.

I don't know if
she calls him Bill or Billy.

I like a Billy.

Bill. Bill.
Bill me. Bill. Bill, Bill, Bill.

Oh, solid name. Solid name.

Bill is not my plus one
to the party.

He's really
good friends with Gerry and

he was always gonna
be at this party no matter

if I was there or not so.

This is not our hard launch.

Thank you.

All right, let's do it.

How you doing?

Hey, Brian. Welcome.
Thank you for coming.

- Beautiful spot, my friend.
- Thank you.

Welcome. My God,
you look gorgeous.

Thank you for coming.
I know it's not easy.

Look at you.

Nice to see you.

I think Rulla
showing up is brave of her.

I love her.
I think she's classy.

I think she's elegant.
- Nice to see you.

But look at Brian coming in

wearing two
different costumes tonight.

One Studio 54,
and then the other one,

the faithful husband.

Gerry. Happy birthday.

Happy, happy birthday.
This is epic.

- Did you wear clothes tonight?
- I did.

Did your husband
let you out like this?

I know I said only for your 54th
and I love your outfit.

I'm gonna do a costume change.

- Hi, Ashley.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I love my bangs.

Do you know that I actually
cut my bangs by accident?

Like, I literally was
cutting the fake bangs.

And then I cut my real hair
so I have, like, this one

piece that just dangles here.

Ashley got this entire outfit.

She was like, you need
to make sure it's unbuttoned.

Do you know I did Chippendales
once? I'm not even joking.

It was awesome.

Oh, my God.

- Hello.
- Hello!

Oh, my God.

Hello.

Hi, beautiful.

Oh, my God.
I'm just taking this in.

Look at this.
Turn around, turn around.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- I'm going to go to the crate.
- Let's go to the party.

- Let's go.
- Party time.

- How about this party?
- I love being at Liz's.

What do you have?
- Tequila.

I love that. You and me.
Whoo!

- Stunner.
- ing stunner.

Jo-Ellen!

Alicia.

I've been
waiting for you all night.

Oh, yeah?

I know
almost everybody here.

I'll be back, baby.

Where are
you from in New Jersey?

What part?
- Patterson.

And I lived in Cherry Hill.
We go to Point Pleasant.

I did live in Cherry Hill
when I went to school.

Can we interrupt?

Guys, I'm gonna go
get a natural diet soda.

Go ahead, have a diet soda.
Good mashing. You look good.

- Thank you.
- Gold sequins.

That's what we went
with tonight. Perfect.

I know that you and I have
a lot to talk about.

- We do.
- I do want to talk to you.

I think Gary wants to talk
to Brian.

So let's do it.

Come here. Come here.

They're talking. Jo-Ellen just
went up to Rulla's husband.

All right,
so let's get it on a table.

So much is happening right now.

What's going on with this
calling Jo-Ellen's work stuff?

You want to
tell them what happened?

Go ahead. You do it.

I truly. I don't know
if you were even involved.

I know, obviously, Brian,
that you were.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you called my
work and you wrote an email.

Certain things about me,
which I don't really want to

say right now,
were being perpetuated by--

by her.

And I happen to be talking
to a friend of mine.

Oh, I'll talk
to her boss right now.

So you didn't send
an email saying, I want

to write a complaint
about her?

So he said. He said,
yeah, send an email.

- I'm not your rep.
- Right.

Did you call the company, or
did this guy call the company?

- He called the company.
- And I brought it up.

So I called him.

Brian called my colleague
and talked sh-- about me.

My intent
wasn't to get her fired.

I said, you know. I said,
you know, she's--

What was the intent?
- I said,

she's saying certain things.

Can you have her, like,
stop saying certain things?

I would have expected
you to call me, and then

I would have shut it down
or I would have talked to her.

So when I here and goes right
to the top, right to her job...

She's getting calls
from her HR department.

I mean, when someone
calls my wife's work,

that's a huge
- ing problem for me.

- How's it going over there?
- It's not going well.

Gary's in a glitter
jacket and he's like, yelling.

We're not calling jobs.

We're not crossing that line.
Like, it's not funny.

He doesn't want me to
gossip about his appearance.

Can you just stop throwing
things out like that,

Jo-Ellen, please?

'Cause everyone's talking
about it.

- Everyone knows.
- This is crazy.

I should be like
a relationship commentator.

Reporting live,
I'm Rosie Woods.

We are here at
the scene in Liz's living room.

Details
are unclear at this time,

but it seems
as though Brian Ponderelli

may have
tried to get Jo-Ellen fired.

If he's having an affair,
that's not my problem.

Listen, listen.
He had an indiscretion.

This is my sport.
- Yeah.

It's water under the bridge.
- Don't take it out on me.

I'm not trying to take it
out on you.

But what
I'm taking out on you is

you're exasperating
and spreading everything.

I'm not naive. I'm not
turning a blind eye.

I mean, he said it was done,
and I believe Brian.

Ashley,
I gotta hold on to you.

All right, so we have
beautiful Liz over here.

I love you.

You were excited
to spread pictures and hearsay.

Whatever's going on with all
that, I can give a [bleep].

What I care about is my wife

putting food
on the table for my children.

Gerry, I just want you to
know I love you very much.

Happy birthday, brother.
- Thank you.

Maybe it's not done. You don't
want to admit it, fine.

- But he's not having an affair.
- He is.

Happy birthday, dear Gerry.

On my kids.

He's not having an affair, okay?

He is. Promise on my kids.
On my kids.

Just tell them how it is.

You know,
we all have things we do.

I'm not talking about anything.

I'm not looking to hurt Rulla.
I'm just trying to protect

her from
a horrible husband.

Everyone else in
the group knows about this.

She deserves to know this.

I would want to know,
wouldn't you?

Why aren't you saying
anything to her?

What do you want me to say?

You guys are saying it all,
you know.

They're all-- see that,
look at this, look at that.

I don't care.
It's not my business.

Don't call My job.
My job is not...

What's going on?

No, but specifically,
Jo-Ellen's job.

That's the big thing.
- Right?

So here's the thing.
It's Gerry's birthday, right?

And we're gonna
forget about this because

this is, like, stupid.

All of my issues are with Brian.
They're not with Rulla.

But I just want to
grab Rulla and shake her.

Listen to me, but I can't,
because then

her hair topper will fall off.

Oh, my gosh.

Next she's gonna say
I was at a Diddy freak off.

Maybe I don't know.

Probably, yeah.

Wait, what happened? We were all
watching. I was commentating.

Gary was very good,
he handled it.

Gary's going
to get laid tonight.

I know you like to be
calm and quiet about things.

I just wish you would
have said something, because,

Jo-Ellen,
she was trying to put you down.

I'm upset
that Brian didn't say much.

Gary was standing
by his wife's side.

Yeah, and I wasn't about to
start a fight with the female.

It's not about starting a fight.

I wish Brian were a little
more stern and defensive.

I wouldn't have minded
if he had unleashed on her.

Why didn't you shut it down?

I want you to think of a random
card in your mind right now.

Hold this for me.

Any card?
Say it out loud.

- Jack of hearts.
- Except for one.

Stop it right now.

- Let's go say our goodbye.
- Okay.

Are you really gonna stop
by Audrey's on the way home?

Yeah. You're gonna. We're
only gonna go for five minutes.

I don't trust
that it's gonna be five minutes.

- It's gonna be five minutes.
- I'm gonna time you.

...with Gerry and Dino.

I want to have time with
Gerry and Dino at the sea wall

because I feel
like once people actually,

they will understand this.

We are best friends.

Ongoing, what? Rumors?

Ongoing rumors?

Bye, bye.

off.

Why are you mad?

I wanted to be at the sea wall
with my husband

and my best friend,
and you went,

oh, I think not, Dino,
'cause the ongoing.

I don't have an ongoing.
It's all lies.

I got nothing to hide.
Maybe you do, but I don't.

Is everything okay?
I don't know what the

has happened,
I swear to God.

Because of the ongoing.

Maybe you have the ongoing,
not me. [Bleep] off.

Why are you mad at me?

How about that?
- What am I hiding?

The way Kelsey just
stood up tall

and said this to
me about this ongoing?

It just rubbed me the wrong
- ing way.

She was trying to
distance her own story

with Dino by
pointing a finger at me.

You and I are two
different people.

We are? Since when?

Since you just said that
down there.

That's a great question.

Well, you'd have to
actually ask Kelsey that.

This is not what I wanted.
I literally--

No, I know it's not.
It never is, Kelsey.

I don't give a [bleep] anymore.
- Get out.

I just want to go to bed.

I don't give a [bleep] anymore.

- The two of you leave.
- But what happens?

'Cause we're making
it a thing and we don't

want it to be a thing,
just leave!

I'm so sorry.

I've never seen Liz
and Kelsey fight.

I feel bad.
I don't know what happened.

Don't [bleep] with
Hurricane Liz.

Let's all pack up and go.

Just [bleep] fake as [bleep].
you, Kelsey.

off.
- Liz, you're not listening

to me.
- Not my friend never have been.

you. Go to bed.

Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Rhode Island"...

- Hello!
- This is my favorite beach.

These girls look like
Malibu Barbie.

And I look like a mom that maybe
tried a little bit today.

This is not my vibe.
I'm freaking out.

You of all people know ther's
no ongoing anything is all

rumors and bullsh--.
- ing slow your roll.

You're not hot.

I literally didn't do
anything to you, Alicia.

Welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.