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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,420 喂 2 00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:22,460 想找樂子嗎 3 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:23,540 你是誰 4 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,670 你先說你的吧 5 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:26,720 我才不要 6 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:28,800 什麼聲音 7 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:30,840 我放屁了 8 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,640 沒想到你聽得見 9 00:00:32,730 --> 00:00:33,980 不 那噗噗的聲音 10 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:36,070 我在做爆米花 11 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,190 準備看片子 12 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:40,280 什麼片子 13 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,520 只是部恐怖片 14 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:43,560 -你喜歡恐怖片嗎 -嗯 15 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:44,990 你最喜歡哪一部 16 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:46,690 不知道 17 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:48,150 想想嘛 18 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:50,780 有了 是精靈也瘋狂 19 00:00:50,910 --> 00:00:52,650 俠客歐尼爾演精靈的那一部 20 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:54,450 那不是恐怖片 21 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,580 那是你沒看過歐尼爾的演技 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,880 你的聲音很甜美 23 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,250 謝了 24 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:03,290 你沒告訴我你是誰 25 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,220 你為何想知道 26 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:07,470 我想知道我現在正在看的是誰 27 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,350 你說什麼 28 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,600 大波霸 29 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:16,720 你想幹嘛 30 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,850 我想看看你裡面有沒有料 31 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:21,940 那就翻到55頁 32 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,730 好耶 33 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,980 混球 你鬧夠了 34 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,320 你最好就此打住 35 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:32,900 不然呢 36 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,790 我男友隨時會到 37 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:37,070 他是黑人 可以扁死你 38 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:37,830 是嗎 39 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:38,620 對 40 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:40,700 你是指打扮成女人的那個 41 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:42,330 你怎麼知道 42 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:44,460 把陽台的燈打開 43 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:54,010 救命 救命 44 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:55,850 不是他啦 45 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:57,220 我不過就跟他上過幾次床而已 46 00:01:59,730 --> 00:02:01,360 我要報警了 47 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,770 去啊 去報警啊 48 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,900 但你最好先查看一下後門 49 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:08,860 你忘了上鎖了 50 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:33,680 接招吧 大變態 51 00:02:37,980 --> 00:02:39,640 我的腳沒知覺了 52 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:42,140 我的手斷了 53 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,520 抱歉 54 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:45,520 我要跟我媽講 55 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:50,730 你好 茱兒 56 00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:57,980 天啊 57 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:08,640 天啊 58 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,260 活路 死路 59 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:19,810 不 60 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:11,140 爸 61 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:12,970 爸 62 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,540 爸 63 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,680 爸 64 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:20,910 爸 不 不 65 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:25,450 什麼聲音 66 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:27,210 我沒聽見什麼聲音 67 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:57,410 巴比 你幹嘛 68 00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:58,770 我爸就在隔壁 69 00:04:58,870 --> 00:04:59,430 我想起 70 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:01,940 我從未從窗戶爬進來過 71 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:03,450 現在你滿足了吧 72 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:05,160 你快走吧 73 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:06,370 為什麼 74 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:08,330 小心 75 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,080 裡面怎麼了 76 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:12,450 老爸的頭卡住了 77 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:13,580 快鬆開 78 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:17,130 爸 拜託你先敲門嘛 79 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,170 敲門 80 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,620 我聽見裡面有人尖叫 81 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,590 沒有人尖叫啊 82 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,640 可能是我剛嗑藥的幻覺吧 83 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:25,930 沒錯 84 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:28,020 我要離開鎮上幾天 85 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:29,100 別擔心 86 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:32,050 我跟那幾個哥倫比亞人的生意 87 00:05:32,190 --> 00:05:33,300 你是說艾斯可叔叔 88 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,310 對 89 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,560 出了問題 90 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,180 有些錢不見了 91 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,070 看來有些人會完了 92 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,110 我最好還是躲個幾天吧 93 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:42,900 如果警察來查 94 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:43,900 我根本不認識你 95 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:44,910 別忘了 96 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,740 湮滅證據 97 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,450 你真棒 98 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:49,820 我愛你 99 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,990 我在咖啡罐裡留了點好料給你 100 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:55,170 -爸爸 -賣之前記得要摻點料 101 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:56,410 你要拿什麼摻進去 102 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:58,210 蘇打 103 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:00,340 蘇打粉不是發粉 104 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,370 放發粉 105 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:03,050 帥哥就會發了 106 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,430 你就喜歡這樣 對吧 107 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,630 你兩歲時就喜歡這樣摻了 108 00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:10,310 好吧 109 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:10,890 我愛你 110 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:11,800 我愛你 111 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,010 一路順風 112 00:06:13,150 --> 00:06:15,020 -拜 -拜 113 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:18,150 安全了 114 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,020 辛蒂這件睡衣 115 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,450 真驚險 天啊 116 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:31,360 我本來在家看大法師 117 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,780 那片子卻讓我想起你 118 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,910 若你是想起我吐綠黏液 119 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,790 還用十字架自慰的那次 120 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,910 那是我第一次參加飲酒大會 121 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:41,130 不 不 122 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,080 那是電視版 123 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:43,790 精彩片段都剪了 124 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:46,770 那你是想爬上來 125 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:48,300 跟我玩耍 126 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:51,180 我是希望有人能舔我蛋蛋 127 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,040 但我決不會動你內褲 128 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:53,390 好嗎 129 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,180 也許我能跟你隔著睡衣玩玩 130 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:03,020 好吧 就一下子 131 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,440 搞什麼 132 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,710 跑錯場景了 133 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:27,940 巴比 134 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,440 巴比 135 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,520 巴比 不要 136 00:07:38,150 --> 00:07:39,080 天啊 137 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:40,720 禁止入內 138 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,270 是我爸 139 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,600 好了 大種馬 你該走了 140 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:55,570 關於上床的事 141 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,780 我並不想逼你 142 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,450 你接受輔導級的畫面嗎 143 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:01,240 什麼 144 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,380 天啊 145 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:07,660 晚安 巴比 146 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,010 矮子你好吵 147 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:19,060 記得今天要去上課 148 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,770 我會去上課的 149 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:22,440 吃便當不叫上課 150 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,060 偷吃零食總算吧 151 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,390 看吧 你就是這麼蠢 152 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:28,430 去你媽的 153 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:33,130 你是我弟 那也是你媽 154 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:34,420 對喔 155 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:36,280 那你爸是豬頭 156 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:38,700 又怎樣 我又不知他是誰 157 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:40,490 是啊 我也是 158 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:43,280 辣妹 準備好了 159 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,960 一會就好 160 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,120 快點 我們遲到了 161 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,170 等等 帕妃來了 162 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,590 你幹嘛跟她混 163 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:55,680 她是個賤貨 164 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:56,840 你幹嘛這樣說 165 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,430 因為我知道 166 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,020 我朋友小席夏天開了泳池派對 167 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:01,480 小席 168 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:02,890 你知道的 吹牛老爹 169 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,560 大家都在喝法國香檳 170 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:07,850 接著大家都發瘋 171 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,180 在池裡亂搞 172 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:14,530 我看到 她在按摩池跟男人亂搞 173 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:15,440 那又怎樣 174 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,440 對方是個伴舞的 175 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:20,530 那真是沒格調 176 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,700 那比跟警衛搞還沒品 177 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,580 至少警衛能放你進場看演唱會 178 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,880 她真不自愛 179 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:28,870 我不知道 180 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:30,460 我覺得帕妃很甜美 181 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:33,340 她假仙死了 182 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:35,720 嘿 小甜甜 183 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:39,540 你好 好姊妹 184 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,470 -拜 吉先生 -拜 185 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,600 -他走了 -對 186 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:53,680 嗨 辛蒂 187 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,160 我喜歡這個顏色 188 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,110 讓我看看 189 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:05,460 你們不該用這個牌子 190 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:06,200 為什麼 191 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:08,570 他們拿產品在動物身上試驗 192 00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:08,810 所以呢 193 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:13,210 看過他們怎麼對待那些動物嗎 194 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:16,840 停止動物試驗 195 00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:19,550 我很關心大眾 196 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,590 我願意接濟世上饑貧的孩童 197 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,270 我寧可幫助人 198 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:26,350 給我一元吧 199 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:28,220 滾遠一點髒鬼 200 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,060 他只是餓了 201 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,230 拿去吧 這是三明治 202 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:35,560 看到了吧 203 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:37,820 我要的是一元 204 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,770 天啊 看看這地方 205 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,580 真像馬戲團大公演 206 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,820 你們好 我是海蓋兒 207 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,750 暢銷書《你死我賺》的作者 208 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,380 一個小鎮因一椿事故 209 00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,170 陷入恐慌 210 00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:58,460 一位少女慘遭殘酷謀殺 211 00:10:58,630 --> 00:10:59,550 我受夠了 212 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:00,840 兩位青少年死亡 213 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,470 這個小鎮陷入混亂中 214 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:05,050 這種時刻 215 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:06,930 警方到處尋找線索 216 00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:09,170 目前並未找到目擊證人 217 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,930 也沒有逮捕嫌疑犯 218 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,140 警方請求民眾協助破案 219 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:14,180 黑人電台為您報導 220 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,310 白人死了 我們快走 221 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,640 快落跑啊 媽的快收拾好走啊 222 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:26,690 你想媒體會訪問我們嗎 223 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:27,840 不 224 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,910 媒體只想訪問最無知的人 225 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:32,740 我上電視了 226 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,250 上回是被捕時上的 227 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:37,000 天啊 我會變成名人的 228 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:39,130 請你談談遇害的茱兒 229 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:41,580 她的屁股真大 230 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:43,420 大辣妹 231 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:45,050 你跟她熟嗎 232 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:45,890 很熟 233 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:47,800 強暴丸藥效過後 234 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,760 她說要告我 235 00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:51,850 所以我就不繼續舔她屁屁了 236 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,350 你想對茱兒說什麼 237 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:57,230 跑 賤貨快跑啊 238 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:03,350 兄弟 我這樣穿像同志嗎 239 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:05,400 不像 240 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:08,450 現在呢 241 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,370 -不像 -酷嗎 242 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:12,720 很好 243 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:13,780 拿一張吧 244 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,200 別忘了周二投票 245 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,830 別忘了周二投票 246 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:21,460 該死 他媽的旦旦面 247 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,920 怎麼了 寶貝 248 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:26,790 我的成績單 249 00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:31,960 白痴 至少裡面還有個A嘛 250 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,600 對喔 沒錯 251 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,350 你真聰明 252 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,350 有看到巴比嗎 253 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:42,360 沒有 254 00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:43,560 那傢伙老愛遲到 255 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,020 我真不懂 他住的那麼近 256 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:59,580 回頭見了 老爸 老媽 吉姆 257 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,790 大小吉姆瘦吉姆 還有大家 258 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,880 拜了 小弟回頭見 259 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,090 辣妹 260 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,300 我真想鑽進你褲襠裡 261 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:16,260 真的 262 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,390 是啊 你穿幾號的褲子 263 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:21,600 大家好 264 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:25,600 -嗨 巴比 -寶貝 265 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:26,650 -你好嗎 -很好 266 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,430 有看到那些記者嗎 267 00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:29,740 聽說了 268 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,480 聽說辣妹茱兒昨晚被人殺了 269 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:33,980 我想我認識她 270 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:34,740 真的 271 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:36,740 對 她哥叫史提夫吧 272 00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:37,620 沒錯 273 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,290 留長髮 櫻桃小嘴 俏屁股 274 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:41,370 是她沒錯 275 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,040 不 我說的是史提夫 276 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,170 他到底發生什麼事了 277 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,820 你們覺得她在整整一年後 278 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,780 被人謀殺 279 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,880 跟我們殺了那人 有關係嗎 280 00:13:54,470 --> 00:13:56,800 那是意外 281 00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:58,010 是嗎 格瑞 282 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:17,730 你看他們在搞什麼鬼 283 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:19,790 我們何時才能做那檔事 284 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,030 總有一天吧 285 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,080 -你喜歡嗎 -喜歡 真特別 286 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,540 -你喜歡 -我爽透了 287 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:30,460 我喜歡你摸我屁屁 288 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,380 我沒摸你屁屁 289 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,040 小雷 290 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,550 我弄錯了 291 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,820 拜託 292 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:42,680 巴比 放點音樂吧 293 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:44,860 等等 294 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,850 放這卷 295 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,560 真是棒呆了 296 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,360 寶貝 297 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:58,180 停 298 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,640 怎麼 299 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,300 這很經典呢 300 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,380 聽收音機吧 301 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,420 -怎麼 那是我媽的 -搞什麼 302 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:38,990 過來 303 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,160 幹嘛 304 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,320 再靠近一點 305 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,030 你想跟我說什麼 306 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:48,000 你幹嘛 307 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,120 我只要你摸摸它 拜託 308 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,750 摸一下就好 309 00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,460 我就想要你這樣 310 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,020 爽啊 311 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:15,860 辛蒂 312 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,020 糟糕 313 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:30,750 我的老天 314 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:32,290 怎麼回事 315 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,290 我想我們撞到東西了 316 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,720 天啊 317 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:45,300 你看車子撞的 我爸會發飆的 318 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:48,050 我沒看到 它突然鑽出來的 319 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,650 天啊 我們撞上一隻靴子 320 00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:51,090 腳呢 321 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:52,600 不知道 322 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:54,350 搞什麼 323 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,320 屍體在那 324 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,740 媽的 他死了 325 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:01,440 不知道 326 00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,360 -去看一下 -我不要 327 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,360 -媽的 -我們得報警 328 00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:07,740 不行 我不要坐牢 329 00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:08,790 一定得報警 330 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,580 知道少男被送進牢會怎樣嗎 331 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,160 那些性饑渴的囚犯就等著你 332 00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:18,210 也許我們該報警 333 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:19,980 真好啊 小雷 334 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:20,880 布蘭妲呢 335 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:22,250 你以為她想坐牢 336 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:23,570 這是過失殺人 337 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,380 我們死定了 338 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:26,790 等著被關十到十五年吧 339 00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:27,670 閉嘴 巴比 340 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:31,640 -我沒事 -麻煩大了 341 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,560 我沒事 342 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,480 別想把責任推給我 343 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,730 天啊 我們得毀屍滅跡 344 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,480 不需要 345 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:39,600 你終於動腦袋了 346 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,980 -把他丟進海里 -丟碼頭邊 347 00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:43,110 我馬上走 348 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,020 好主意 349 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,980 -酒呢 -丟了它 350 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,070 不會有問題的 351 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,870 沒錯 動手吧 352 00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:50,190 把他塞進後車廂 353 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,490 我不想跟這件事有關連 354 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:53,290 閉嘴 355 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,450 辛蒂 拜託 我們就假裝什麼都沒發生過 356 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,060 就像我們喝醉 357 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,330 亂搞那次一樣 358 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:01,120 我抓他的手 359 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,960 -我抓其他隻手 -我抓他屁屁 360 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,040 我們把他丟到威森灣裡 361 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,880 鯊魚會幫我們料理他 362 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,050 天啊 有人來了 363 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,430 該死是矮子 364 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,560 布蘭妲 搞定他 365 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,820 矮子 你一定是無照駕駛 366 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,570 我有 我罩子亮著呢 367 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,910 還有令人精神振奮的好料 368 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,070 你在這幹嘛 369 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,480 小雷啊 370 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,950 需要接電嗎 371 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,250 不 不用 372 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,500 很好 反正我也沒帶 373 00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,450 回家去 矮子 374 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,500 回頭見 375 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:46,880 拜了 小雷 376 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:48,380 把後車廂關上 377 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,670 關不起來 378 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:50,960 我來 379 00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:17,940 拜託 等等把他放下 380 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,820 他真重 天啊 381 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:25,500 好聽著 數到三就把他丟下去 382 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,330 等等 檢查一下他的皮夾吧 383 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:29,820 幹嘛 384 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,720 他也許有錢呢 385 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,030 我們已殺了他 386 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:35,260 就順便搶他吧 387 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:35,970 我拿信用卡 388 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:37,300 我要珠寶 389 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,350 我要他的內褲 390 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,180 放手 他的內褲是我的 391 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,150 -我拿到金戒指了 -信用卡 392 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,370 把他丟進水裡吧 393 00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,440 我做不到 394 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:51,890 現在還不遲 395 00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,190 閉嘴 好嗎 396 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,110 天啊 我動手 397 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,740 把他丟進水裡就好 好嗎 398 00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:00,450 一 二 399 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:00,910 三 400 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,690 現在我們達成協議 401 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,040 一輩子都謹守秘密 402 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,370 -同意 -同意 403 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,590 -同意 -同意 404 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,260 說啊 辛蒂 405 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:17,230 說啊 406 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,870 一輩子謹守秘密 說啊 407 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,680 一輩子都謹守秘密 說啊 408 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,300 說啊 格瑞 冷靜 409 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,430 一輩子謹守秘密格瑞 410 00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:29,980 我們絕口不提 411 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:32,690 不提什麼 412 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,070 我們剛殺了一個人 413 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,280 你剛剛就提了 414 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:39,070 從現在開始算 415 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,500 真是個蠢妞 416 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,280 我恨他 417 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:44,610 不會有事的寶貝 418 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,220 不會有事的 419 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,950 我保證 再摸一次 420 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,750 拜託 421 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,000 你要向前看 辛蒂 422 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 一切都過去了 423 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:57,690 沒錯 這是巧合 424 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,840 格瑞說的對 425 00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:01,340 你以為我們在演恐怖片嗎 426 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,510 你們說的對 如果是的話 427 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,230 也許演我的人 428 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:10,510 會是個大波霸 429 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,080 也許會找三十歲的 430 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,600 老演員來演 431 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,660 攝影機準備 把我口香糖收好 432 00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,740 警長 請您講幾句話 433 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:25,200 無可奉告 434 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,820 該死 435 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:30,290 我跟誰搞才弄得到內幕消息 436 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,700 別亂跑 437 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:36,750 笨蛋 438 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,750 慢慢走 439 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:39,970 咬我啊 440 00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:41,970 好吧 441 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,140 我是新聞前線採訪記者 海蓋兒 442 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,300 特別警探阿呆 443 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,520 你好 阿呆 444 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,400 阿呆 校園裡出了什麼事 445 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,000 -無可奉告 -好吧 446 00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:54,690 -無可奉告 -好吧 447 00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:58,570 你真是個年輕有為的警探 448 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,490 我二十五歲半了 449 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,980 就這麼大 450 00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:03,350 真大 451 00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:04,900 對 很大了 452 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,000 你看來不過才十二歲 453 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,830 但你的眼神可銳利了 454 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:13,700 那是口水嗎 455 00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:15,490 對 我忘了吞下去了 456 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,210 不用擔心 我不會忘的 457 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,670 提醒我別再搔你了 458 00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:23,890 抱歉 459 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,880 針對這場悲劇 警長和我 460 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,050 會開始詢問所有的學生 461 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:31,630 看來似乎是有個 462 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:32,810 連續殺人犯 463 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,050 我不能說 464 00:22:34,050 --> 00:22:35,180 這是警方事務 465 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:38,040 阿呆 你和我 466 00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:39,940 一起去車裡 467 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,910 互相認識一下吧 468 00:22:41,910 --> 00:22:43,070 怎麼樣 469 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,490 -車裡 -對 就是那輛車 470 00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:50,830 好吧 我們走 471 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:51,830 走吧 472 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:56,080 這真是樁可怕的悲劇 473 00:22:56,630 --> 00:23:00,080 在這樣的日子裡 我們需要禱告 474 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,250 它已侵蝕我們的信念 475 00:23:06,390 --> 00:23:07,590 好了 476 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,560 去找你爸吧 477 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:15,520 下課後見 478 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:21,650 好了 同學們 誰要先報告 479 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:24,900 誰 480 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,900 還有誰 481 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,070 好吧 希瑟 482 00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:37,330 -可以開始了嗎 -可以 483 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:40,550 我要報告的是第一修正案 484 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,660 這是1787年5月25日 485 00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,590 華盛頓在費城推動的 486 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,540 記錄上說 487 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,470 我們的國父爭論 488 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,260 我國憲法的變遷 489 00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:09,540 我知道去年萬聖節的事 490 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,160 不對 我是指你們殺了人 491 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,270 第一修正案給我們言論自由 492 00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:46,520 給我閉嘴 493 00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:50,700 下一個是誰 494 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:52,940 坎 辛蒂 495 00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:56,900 她是那個 誰的女兒嗎 496 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:01,030 -對 就是她 性感的 -性感的 497 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:03,830 對唯一的 498 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,200 獨一無二的 499 00:25:08,130 --> 00:25:09,590 你好 辛蒂 500 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,120 校長好 501 00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:12,340 謝了 阿呆 502 00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:14,750 我今天是特別警探阿呆 503 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,840 警長有些問題 504 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,850 想問你 505 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:22,100 什麼鬼味道 506 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,230 不知道 507 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,680 我大便了 508 00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:29,060 你是說 你拉在褲子上了 509 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,940 是啊 感覺很棒 510 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,970 -叫他出去 -好 511 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,620 -謝謝你阿呆 -好 512 00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:40,660 你該回特殊教育班上課了 513 00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:42,700 好 敬禮 514 00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:43,820 順便換條內褲吧 515 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,910 -拜 阿呆 -拜 辛蒂 516 00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:50,250 -你好嗎 辛蒂 -很好 517 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,280 你呢 警長 518 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,420 發福又便秘 519 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,460 屁股上還長了瘡 跟以往一樣 520 00:25:57,310 --> 00:26:00,220 辛蒂 我想問你一些茱兒的事 521 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,680 我跟她不熟 522 00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:04,930 拜託 你很熟的 523 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:07,070 不 我跟她真的不熟 524 00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:09,850 少來了 別跟我打混 525 00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:11,370 談談茱兒吧 526 00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:14,070 她在床上是什麼樣子 527 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,660 只是捉弄你一下 528 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:18,770 警察就喜歡這樣 529 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,470 警察就喜歡這樣 530 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:22,070 你不會被騙 很好 531 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:29,580 傳球 傳球 532 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:32,340 好 洗澡了 533 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,710 好耶 534 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,000 小杜 打的好 夠贊! 535 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:41,220 強森 阻擋得好 536 00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:43,510 小伍 好屁股 537 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,310 媽的 538 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:49,140 格瑞 你要去衝澡嗎 539 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,690 不 我要去打沙包 運動一下 540 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,020 隨你便好吧 541 00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,650 最後衝澡的是大笨蛋 542 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,650 快啊 我要痛扁你們囉 543 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,230 別讓雷叔叔逮到你了 544 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,140 我都知道 545 00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:32,060 這是誰幹的 你在哪 546 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,310 這不好玩 547 00:27:35,990 --> 00:27:38,520 雞雞這麼小可以算殘障了 548 00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:42,650 你怎麼可以欺負殘障同胞 549 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,700 出來 你這個大變態 550 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:49,740 我要打的你滿地找牙 551 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,670 大小不重要 552 00:27:51,830 --> 00:27:53,630 重要的是好不好用 553 00:27:57,170 --> 00:27:58,920 她死了 真可惜 554 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,380 她是個好女孩 555 00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:03,340 是啊 她照顧過我弟阿呆 556 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:04,670 他愛死她了 557 00:28:05,470 --> 00:28:06,750 小雷 你死定了 558 00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:09,390 怎麼 559 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,760 想光著身子摔角 560 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:12,930 來吧 561 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:15,060 幫我拿耳環 潤滑劑呢 562 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,640 別激動 怎麼回事 563 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,770 我拿給你看 564 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:22,140 這是你 565 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,030 那時候熱水沒了 我衝冷水 566 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,210 笑吧 笑大聲點 567 00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:35,410 你們都去死吧 568 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,590 不是只有你這樣 569 00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:43,290 怎麼 巴比也一樣小 570 00:28:46,050 --> 00:28:47,850 不 我是說收到警告 571 00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:49,970 我也收到了 572 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:52,520 有人知道 573 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,550 不可能 574 00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,640 有人想搞我們 575 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:57,520 我們得報警 576 00:28:58,610 --> 00:29:00,980 你報警 我就宰了你 577 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:10,370 你傷到她了 578 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,530 你們最好都注意點 579 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:15,540 那變態想殺我 那就來吧 580 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,490 我才不要去坐牢 懂嗎 581 00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,220 大家在說什麼 582 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,090 算了 矮子 你知道太多了 583 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:36,430 妙齡小姐選拔 584 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,470 他們漂亮嗎 585 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,100 棒透了 586 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,820 一號參賽者 587 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,820 很好 二號參賽者 588 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,620 很好 三號參賽者 589 00:29:57,790 --> 00:29:58,460 那是我馬子 590 00:29:58,790 --> 00:30:00,290 那是我馬子 591 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:02,420 那也是我馬子 592 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:05,450 -去死吧 -我也跟她搞過 593 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:06,660 好耶 帕妃 594 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,340 閉上你的鳥嘴 595 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:10,760 她可火辣了 596 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,500 怎麼想打架 597 00:30:12,850 --> 00:30:14,590 現在進行才藝比賽 598 00:30:14,810 --> 00:30:16,510 我要去樓下看 599 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:16,850 待會兒見 600 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:20,310 三號參賽者 吉帕妃 601 00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:23,390 我要上廁所 602 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:24,390 想喝什麼嗎 603 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,480 不用 快回來 她要表演了 604 00:30:27,610 --> 00:30:28,560 馬上回來 605 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:29,690 晚安 帕妃 606 00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:31,780 你要表演什麼才藝 607 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:35,900 演戲 我要演戲 608 00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:40,990 吉帕妃要演戲 609 00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:49,920 演海灘游俠的橋段 喇叭小姐 610 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:55,170 小心背後 格瑞 611 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,470 是他 是凶手 612 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,890 天啊 快救命啊 613 00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:04,890 快來人救命啊 614 00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:08,230 他會殺了他 615 00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:10,100 他會殺了他 616 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,360 真有創意 617 00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:13,440 他在追殺他 618 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,650 她不錯 她很棒 619 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,650 你們是怎麼回事 620 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:19,780 太好了 621 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,790 你們為何不去救他 622 00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:25,910 -真棒 -她是下一個性感巨星 623 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:29,030 天啊 住手 624 00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:31,960 格瑞 撐著點 625 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,830 請為帕妃鼓掌太棒了 626 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,340 太好了 627 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,060 冠軍已經誕生 628 00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:46,560 帕妃小姐 629 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:48,600 帕妃 等等 你得回台上去 630 00:31:48,730 --> 00:31:50,520 不 我得去找格瑞 631 00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:51,440 你贏了 632 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:52,430 他們在叫你 633 00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:53,480 外面有凶手 634 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,860 贏了 635 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:57,060 他們在叫你 快去 636 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,570 怎麼回事 格瑞呢 637 00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,700 管他的我贏了 638 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,020 -恭喜 -滾開 輸家 639 00:32:02,570 --> 00:32:06,000 帕妃小姐 640 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,480 給我王冠 641 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:34,230 到處都找不到他 642 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,640 他可能把屍體弄走了 643 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,230 不可能 644 00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:39,410 沒血跡 什麼都沒有 645 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:40,540 我想格瑞只是開玩笑 646 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,350 一定找得到他 647 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:43,940 他肯定會出現的 我確定 648 00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:46,720 他也許正在我家等我們呢 649 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:47,970 好吧 650 00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:49,910 但我還要到處找看看 651 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,140 你跟帕妃回家吧 652 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:53,310 好 653 00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:55,410 -好吧 -打電話給我 654 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,400 喂 655 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,520 辛蒂 656 00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:21,690 你是誰 657 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,200 是我 巴比 658 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:24,610 你男友 659 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:29,620 抱歉 我想我太緊張了 660 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,110 找到格瑞了 661 00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:32,620 沒有 662 00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:34,870 你要我過去嗎 663 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:35,870 不用 664 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,200 我正在洗澡 之後就要睡了 665 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:42,250 好吧 我真的很想見你 666 00:33:42,390 --> 00:33:43,470 不過 我愛你 667 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,380 我也愛你 668 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:11,740 巴比 我說過了 669 00:34:11,870 --> 00:34:13,950 我知道你去年萬聖節幹的好事 670 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:15,490 你是誰 671 00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:36,690 喂 672 00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:37,770 我要殺了你 673 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:39,850 砍死你 674 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:40,860 你是誰 675 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:42,100 我會把你剁碎 676 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,440 你想幹嘛 677 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:44,980 我就在屋裡 678 00:34:46,570 --> 00:34:48,150 知道我在哪嗎 679 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,450 可能是任何角落 我快如閃電 680 00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:57,540 我在哪裡 681 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,660 你在沙發後面 682 00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:06,840 什麼 你怎麼知道 683 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,960 我看得到你的腳 684 00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:14,130 好吧 轉身 685 00:35:14,770 --> 00:35:16,350 閉上眼睛 不準偷看 686 00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:25,650 好耶 不 不對 687 00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:26,930 不準偷看 轉過去 688 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:29,810 很好 689 00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:31,940 好 找找看 690 00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:35,740 現在你不知道我在哪裡了吧 691 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,160 殺手先生 我不知道 692 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:41,200 告訴你吧 693 00:35:46,130 --> 00:35:47,380 我該戒酒了 694 00:35:54,930 --> 00:35:55,800 -奶奶 -寶貝 695 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:57,880 我的腰 696 00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:23,060 119出了什麼事 697 00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:32,040 744公路有白人女性出事了 698 00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:39,640 你還好吧 699 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,260 我聽到尖叫 怎麼了 700 00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:43,890 他剛才在這裡 701 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,060 就是凶手 巴比 702 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:47,890 沒事了 703 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,280 我能解釋 704 00:36:56,370 --> 00:36:57,320 我的天啊 705 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,320 有個朋友給我的 706 00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:01,730 辛蒂 辛蒂 707 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,250 辛蒂 708 00:37:12,050 --> 00:37:12,960 是我 辛蒂 709 00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:16,260 辛蒂 你了解我的 710 00:37:23,390 --> 00:37:24,700 我知道你很難過 711 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,510 我不耽誤你 712 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,660 我想請你看幾張照片 713 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:27,890 告訴我你的看法 714 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,910 不 715 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,280 不 716 00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:43,280 抱歉 警長 717 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,360 你確定 718 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,850 好吧 你可以走了 719 00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:48,740 有人送你嗎 720 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,290 -好吧 -再 721 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,830 再看一張吧 722 00:37:56,050 --> 00:37:57,840 不行 723 00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:00,550 好吧 不喜歡就算了 724 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,180 你猜我跟逮到的妓女做了什麼 725 00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:04,220 不會吧 726 00:38:04,390 --> 00:38:06,760 沒錯 你看著 727 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,100 -阿呆 -埃 728 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,240 -過來 -好 729 00:38:12,230 --> 00:38:13,480 特別警探阿呆報到 730 00:38:13,610 --> 00:38:15,400 阿呆 聞聞我的手指 731 00:38:17,910 --> 00:38:18,690 那是什麼 732 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,490 等你成了男人就知道了 733 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,870 泰瑞 聞聞我的手指 734 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,030 -那是什麼鬼味道 -我的屁眼 735 00:38:27,710 --> 00:38:28,660 快滾吧 736 00:38:29,130 --> 00:38:31,250 阿呆 媽說現在回家 737 00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:34,460 告訴媽 我在忙著扮警察 738 00:38:34,590 --> 00:38:35,460 辛蒂 你還好吧 739 00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:37,750 不準跟證人交談 740 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,460 去開車 她跟我們走 741 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:41,380 媽知道嗎 742 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:42,590 知道 743 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,300 媽說我戴徽章 744 00:38:44,430 --> 00:38:46,340 你就得尊敬我 745 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,930 媽也叫你別用吸塵器吸小弟弟 746 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,260 警察局2017年成立 747 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,900 好 三 二 748 00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:57,270 不 該死 749 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:57,820 又怎麼了 750 00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:58,520 這些數字 751 00:38:58,860 --> 00:38:59,940 怎麼你不會算術 752 00:39:00,110 --> 00:39:00,760 那簡單 753 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,950 肥豬仔細聽我說 754 00:39:02,950 --> 00:39:04,960 這隻小豬去了市場 755 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,740 這隻小豬留在家裡 756 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,820 要是這隻豬不拍攝 757 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:10,410 我就踢他屁股 758 00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:10,950 現場播出了 759 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,710 海蓋兒在警局外 760 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,210 我們正設法找到坎辛蒂 761 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,870 她今晚稍早遭受攻擊 762 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,370 -你踩到我了 豬頭 -對不起 763 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:21,840 我是怎麼說的 764 00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:23,630 別踩到蓋兒的鞋 765 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:24,340 為什麼 766 00:39:24,470 --> 00:39:25,470 因為蓋兒穿名牌鞋 767 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,130 你這個豬頭 768 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,430 我很皮的 769 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:29,340 辛蒂 請說句話吧 770 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,850 我是妙齡小姐 771 00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:32,890 她不想說 772 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,810 警方有扣留任何人嗎 773 00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:35,850 走吧 辛蒂 774 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,730 你屁股真肥 775 00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:41,320 賤人 776 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,280 打的好 777 00:39:43,410 --> 00:39:44,270 走吧 778 00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:46,530 誰摸我 779 00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:47,530 是我 780 00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:51,120 -我的天啊 -這是意外 781 00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:53,490 我只是摸了乳尖 782 00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:55,700 真是柔軟 783 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,620 閉嘴 784 00:40:05,590 --> 00:40:08,880 -喂 -矮子 你在幹嘛 785 00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:13,680 沒什麼 我在看比賽 哈些草 786 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,310 你一個人嗎 787 00:40:18,150 --> 00:40:19,810 大家好 788 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:21,230 大家好 789 00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:23,820 搞什麼 那是誰 790 00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:25,020 聽電話 791 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,820 你好 792 00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:30,240 你好 793 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,240 小杜 聽電話 794 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,490 -喂 -幹嘛 795 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:52,880 -你呢 -沒什麼 到處砍人囉 796 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:54,890 很好 很好 797 00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:58,340 是巴比嗎 798 00:41:01,070 --> 00:41:04,320 不知道 但他在場 799 00:41:04,610 --> 00:41:07,850 我就知道他有問題 他太完美了 800 00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:11,700 英俊 聰明 又很能"幹" 801 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:13,780 你說什麼 802 00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:19,040 辛蒂 冰敷袋來了 803 00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:22,030 抱歉 804 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,460 我再拿一個來敷頭 805 00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:27,410 不用了 阿呆 806 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,710 我們去逮你們丟進水裡的人吧 807 00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:33,800 我就在隔壁 808 00:41:34,810 --> 00:41:35,920 晚安 辛蒂 809 00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:38,940 你告訴他了 810 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:42,050 那白痴聽見我跟格瑞交談 811 00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:43,520 萬一他說出去怎麼辦 812 00:41:43,650 --> 00:41:46,110 誰會相信他 813 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,020 別擔心 814 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,350 辛蒂 電話 815 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:52,840 謝謝 816 00:41:54,010 --> 00:41:54,870 喂 817 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:56,580 辛蒂 你好 818 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,480 你猜怎麼著 819 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,050 不 820 00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,230 你們逮錯人了 821 00:42:01,230 --> 00:42:02,130 不是 822 00:42:02,130 --> 00:42:03,490 -阿呆 -不是巴比 823 00:42:04,310 --> 00:42:05,480 你是誰 824 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,560 喂 825 00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:20,180 喂 826 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,520 說過我清理房間時別來煩我的 827 00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:32,700 聽說巴比今早獲釋了 828 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:36,210 我沒看到他 他生氣嗎 829 00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:39,130 你是說你誣指他是凶手 830 00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:40,840 不 他傷心死了 831 00:42:41,010 --> 00:42:44,270 這場景有點似曾相識呢 832 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,060 你以前的學校有殺手 833 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,160 不很"驚聲尖叫" 834 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,390 真糟糕 835 00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:52,490 -結局怎樣 -不知道 836 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:53,930 有黑鬼在電影院裡火拼 837 00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:54,700 我們就跑出來了 838 00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:57,290 沒錯 839 00:42:57,290 --> 00:43:00,020 好吧 今晚到我家集合 840 00:43:00,070 --> 00:43:01,800 好吧 今晚到我家集合 841 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,100 帶些朋友來 別四處張揚 842 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,480 口風緊一點 843 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,000 好 844 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,190 辛蒂家開派對 大家有得亂搞了 845 00:43:15,710 --> 00:43:18,000 要是看到巴比跟他說我愛他 846 00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:22,670 好 如果我看到他 我會說我愛他 847 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,060 天啊 848 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,440 沒關係 是我 寶貝 849 00:43:34,030 --> 00:43:35,410 -你還認為是我 -不 850 00:43:35,830 --> 00:43:37,660 但的確有人想殺我 851 00:43:37,670 --> 00:43:39,620 警方說我嚇跑他了 852 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,950 我知道 他昨晚打電話給我 853 00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:44,930 看吧 不可能是我 我被關著 854 00:43:48,650 --> 00:43:49,260 你真行 855 00:43:50,270 --> 00:43:52,900 抱歉 請你體諒 856 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,530 體諒你把我 857 00:43:54,530 --> 00:43:55,600 當成凶手 858 00:43:55,990 --> 00:43:56,410 不是的 859 00:43:56,540 --> 00:43:57,570 那你是怎麼了 860 00:43:57,700 --> 00:44:00,490 她走了 她不會再回來了 861 00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:01,910 已經一年多了 辛蒂 862 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:04,750 但辣妹合唱團不能沒有她 863 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:06,800 日子還是要過的 864 00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:10,730 抱歉 我的生活太複雜了 865 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:14,230 這對你實在不公平 866 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:17,140 辛蒂 辛蒂 867 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:19,330 大家聽清楚了 868 00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:21,710 我這麼說吧 869 00:44:22,690 --> 00:44:26,290 這些青少年被殺實在是悲劇 870 00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,950 壞事總是年年有 871 00:44:28,950 --> 00:44:30,780 警長 警長 872 00:44:32,790 --> 00:44:34,100 是的 找碴小姐 873 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,830 找到辛蒂的父親了嗎 874 00:44:35,830 --> 00:44:36,630 不 875 00:44:36,970 --> 00:44:37,930 他不是嫌犯 876 00:44:37,930 --> 00:44:40,760 這是機密 你怎麼知道 877 00:44:40,790 --> 00:44:44,090 抱歉 我不能透露資訊來源 878 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:45,280 嗨 蓋兒 879 00:44:46,690 --> 00:44:48,240 蓋兒愛吃小弟弟 880 00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:56,450 看著 881 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:02,070 是誰 882 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:03,860 什麼 883 00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:06,400 你想殺我 884 00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:09,150 等等 885 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,780 辛蒂 找你的 886 00:45:15,590 --> 00:45:17,630 別捉弄辛蒂了 帕妃 887 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,590 你們都聽說過 鎮上有凶手 888 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,340 警方給了我們一些安全準則 889 00:45:24,350 --> 00:45:25,920 待在燈光明亮的地方 890 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:28,430 不要單獨旅行 891 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:31,060 衛生紙由前往後擦 892 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,850 記住 千萬不要相信別人 893 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,840 尤其是想幫你 894 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,610 刮毛的人 895 00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:44,080 我知道你們很難過 896 00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:47,050 如果有人想找我談 897 00:45:47,050 --> 00:45:48,700 到辦公室找我 898 00:45:53,430 --> 00:45:54,670 一堆屁話 899 00:45:55,010 --> 00:45:56,210 才不是呢 900 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,790 他是當真的 901 00:46:09,150 --> 00:46:10,180 木蘭老師 902 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,950 請進 請坐 把胸罩脫了吧 903 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,190 不 謝了 904 00:46:21,170 --> 00:46:22,410 需要我幫忙嗎 905 00:46:23,130 --> 00:46:26,630 我需要談談 我有個問題 906 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,710 我不知該跟誰說 907 00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:31,880 感覺很不清爽 908 00:46:33,770 --> 00:46:35,640 陰道發癢 909 00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:39,430 不 不是的 910 00:46:39,570 --> 00:46:40,480 那是什麼 911 00:46:43,570 --> 00:46:44,650 我有個恐怖的秘密 912 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,240 人都有秘密的 913 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,910 有時我們會做些不光彩的事 914 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,080 有些人為錢 915 00:46:57,710 --> 00:47:00,120 有些人是為了測試自己的極限 916 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:03,340 這些秘密有時會反噬我們 917 00:47:04,470 --> 00:47:05,470 知道我的意思嗎 918 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:09,550 我知道 謝謝蛋蛋 919 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,430 我是指 你的協助 我得去上課了 920 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,060 隨時歡迎你 921 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:20,780 帕妃 要來嗎 922 00:47:21,030 --> 00:47:22,230 我馬上到 923 00:47:29,170 --> 00:47:30,080 死神到了 924 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,080 你好 925 00:47:40,930 --> 00:47:42,510 有人嗎 926 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:45,220 你好 927 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,440 真可笑 928 00:47:53,910 --> 00:47:55,450 誰叫你打扮成這樣 辛蒂 929 00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:57,490 披風脫掉 太老套了 930 00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:04,830 這是哪部電影的情節 啦啦隊長之死 931 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,870 想演變態凶手 932 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,000 那我演無助的啦啦隊長吧 933 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:16,350 那我該求你放過我囉 934 00:48:17,350 --> 00:48:20,220 求求你 凶手先生 別殺我 935 00:48:24,490 --> 00:48:26,690 我該在這裡流血 936 00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,570 看 我流血了 937 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,830 我該逃了 對吧 938 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,000 我在逃 我在逃了 救命 939 00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:45,130 現在我該跌斷腿 孤立無援 940 00:48:49,310 --> 00:48:52,640 好了 凶手先生 我很慌了 941 00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:56,900 天啊 快來人救救我 942 00:48:57,030 --> 00:48:59,070 天啊 不 943 00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:03,280 現在呢 944 00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:06,300 我想這是全片高潮了 945 00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:08,610 希望你不會覺得我演太假了 946 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,500 看看我 我死了 947 00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:19,090 我是顆噁心的頭顱 拜託 948 00:49:19,430 --> 00:49:21,550 知道是誰嗎 我是妙齡小姐 949 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,050 你讓我的頭好痛 950 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:25,220 你把我的古奇T恤染上血了 951 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:28,180 希望你會付出代價 952 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:29,180 失物招領 953 00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:29,610 啊 我不會被忽略 954 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,230 我要跳了 955 00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,490 菲爾 回來 956 00:49:34,490 --> 00:49:36,600 -不 -你在上面幹嘛 957 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,610 理智點 958 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:43,620 我不要再教這些白爛學生了 959 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:45,080 我要結束這一切 960 00:49:45,210 --> 00:49:48,660 等等 我們正在找人幫忙 961 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,250 凶手不是巴比 那是誰 962 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:52,250 不知道 963 00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,740 昨晚凶手在你家 964 00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:56,070 為何不殺你 965 00:49:56,070 --> 00:49:57,970 他只想耍我們 966 00:49:57,970 --> 00:50:00,880 而他也的確達到目的了 967 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,080 我們不能找警察 968 00:50:03,090 --> 00:50:05,020 他正在等著我們 969 00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:08,110 你還在等什麼 970 00:50:09,450 --> 00:50:11,570 你還等什麼 971 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,150 你還等什麼 972 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,330 我還等什麼 973 00:50:16,870 --> 00:50:18,450 我還等什麼 974 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,290 你還等什麼 975 00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:21,490 去你媽的 976 00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:25,340 我的老天 977 00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,920 我還是不認為開派對是好主意 978 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,090 我會保護你的 979 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:32,880 我只是覺得有危險 980 00:50:32,980 --> 00:50:34,970 我們為何不能做點別的 981 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,190 去看電影吧 982 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,960 你喜歡看電影 983 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,180 我最喜歡這首歌 984 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,660 我還有機會在裡面叫幾聲呢 985 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:50,450 什麼 986 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:50,870 沒錯 987 00:50:51,210 --> 00:50:54,990 不管走到哪 我都看到那賤人 988 00:50:56,130 --> 00:50:59,630 你穿我的運動衣很性感 989 00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:01,040 真的 990 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:02,090 沒錯 991 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,510 我喜歡 過來點 讓我看看 992 00:51:12,190 --> 00:51:14,180 繼續 好耶 我喜歡 993 00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:17,900 -你喜歡 你喜歡 -是 994 00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:18,820 把這穿上 995 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,580 小雷 你真怪 996 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:24,830 沒錯 我是大變態 997 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,160 繼續 穿好 998 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,870 來 把這戴上 999 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,130 快啊 1000 00:51:37,140 --> 00:51:37,640 你確定 1001 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:43,480 快啊 戴上 快啊 1002 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,480 -好的 -繼續 1003 00:51:45,730 --> 00:51:46,810 我喜歡 1004 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,560 我很壞的 1005 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,360 是啊 來 把這戴上 1006 00:51:53,370 --> 00:51:54,830 快啊 戴上它 1007 00:51:55,950 --> 00:51:59,160 快 把那玩意戴上 用力戴 1008 00:51:59,710 --> 00:52:02,630 好耶 真性感 1009 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,370 過來 性感的小屁屁 1010 00:52:05,510 --> 00:52:09,420 用力給我抱抱 1011 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,180 快啊 轉過來 1012 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,060 轉過來 1013 00:52:14,060 --> 00:52:17,260 好耶 接招吧 布蘭蛋 1014 00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:18,520 誰 1015 00:52:19,230 --> 00:52:21,230 布蘭妲 快 把安全帽戴上 1016 00:52:21,530 --> 00:52:22,270 不 來玩角色扮演 1017 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,440 快 換你來上我 1018 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,690 我正在幽會停車場 1019 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:29,980 這裡很黑 很偏僻 1020 00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:32,870 那些青少年就愛來這裡爽 1021 00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:36,080 我們應該能看到有人被殺 1022 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,590 那車裡有個女孩 1023 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:40,760 上衣鬆開 1024 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,210 看看她有沒有話要說 1025 00:52:43,550 --> 00:52:46,670 嗨 我是蓋兒 新書《下一個就是你》的作者 1026 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:50,220 你叫什麼名字 1027 00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:51,600 希瑟 1028 00:52:51,730 --> 00:52:54,300 告訴我們你為何一個人在此 1029 00:52:54,940 --> 00:52:56,460 好 沒問題 1030 00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:58,980 我男友和我來這裡玩耍 1031 00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:02,030 接著我們聽到聲音 他去查探 1032 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,240 那是十分鐘前的事了 1033 00:53:04,710 --> 00:53:05,860 你想他 1034 00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:08,160 是不是遇害了 1035 00:53:08,330 --> 00:53:09,910 而你就是下一個 1036 00:53:12,010 --> 00:53:14,380 -真的 不可能 -可能 1037 00:53:14,510 --> 00:53:16,250 好祝好運 1038 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,720 謝了 你真優秀 1039 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:21,970 我知道 正如我所想 凶手已經出現 1040 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:24,490 我會設法拍下凶案過程 1041 00:53:24,490 --> 00:53:24,890 準備 1042 00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:28,390 抱歉 請問你現在感覺如何 1043 00:53:28,730 --> 00:53:31,400 很痛 救救我 1044 00:53:31,490 --> 00:53:32,400 救救我 1045 00:53:32,570 --> 00:53:34,190 我很想救你 但要先拼收視率 1046 00:53:34,490 --> 00:53:35,690 先生 你有話要說嗎 1047 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,610 敢來這裡算你勇敢 1048 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,290 我只是扮演好我的角色 1049 00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:40,620 移開攝影機 1050 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:41,670 繼續拍 1051 00:53:41,670 --> 00:53:44,420 你死定了 我要跺下你的頭 1052 00:53:44,710 --> 00:53:45,790 移開攝影機 1053 00:53:46,730 --> 00:53:47,760 天啊 肯尼 1054 00:53:48,650 --> 00:53:50,420 肯尼 把你的肥屁股移開點 1055 00:53:51,290 --> 00:53:54,250 天啊他就在身後 1056 00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:55,850 這人正在追蓋兒 1057 00:54:03,070 --> 00:54:04,690 我好害怕 1058 00:54:06,820 --> 00:54:11,070 我只想 對攝影師肯尼的家人說 1059 00:54:11,410 --> 00:54:14,160 我很抱歉 1060 00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:18,200 這是我的採訪 1061 00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:20,040 我的報導 1062 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,460 一切都是我的錯 1063 00:54:24,590 --> 00:54:27,050 莎翁情史 1064 00:54:29,430 --> 00:54:30,910 來點爆米花 1065 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,770 我自己帶了點零食來 1066 00:54:36,570 --> 00:54:39,270 -想吃炸雞嗎 -不 1067 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,480 請安靜觀賞 1068 00:54:44,370 --> 00:54:45,750 愛講話的 1069 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,580 現在該閉上鳥嘴了 1070 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,580 後面的安靜點 1071 00:54:54,630 --> 00:54:55,760 幹嘛 1072 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,000 現在還在放預告片啊 1073 00:54:58,340 --> 00:55:00,050 預告限不成熟的觀眾看 1074 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:03,720 世上最大的一艘船 1075 00:55:04,190 --> 00:55:09,060 四百名乘客和船員 首航出發前往新世界 1076 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,350 一趟永遠改變他們命運的旅程 1077 00:55:17,410 --> 00:55:19,200 我是世界之王 1078 00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:27,030 史蒂芬阿匹柏最新鉅作 "勇者無懼2" 1079 00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:28,040 快給我下來 1080 00:55:28,670 --> 00:55:29,620 我要去上廁所 1081 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,920 電影要開演了 1082 00:55:31,050 --> 00:55:33,170 -我得上廁所 -拿好你的辣醬 1083 00:55:33,970 --> 00:55:35,350 快點 別太久了 不會很久的 1084 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,680 讓開 讓他過去 1085 00:55:41,150 --> 00:55:43,640 往後坐一點 戲院又不是你的 1086 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,440 保證你當爸爸 1087 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,150 開始了 1088 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,580 二號緊跟在後 三號贏了 1089 00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:56,660 二號緊接在後 1090 00:56:01,590 --> 00:56:03,420 四號第三 1091 00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:06,920 下周比賽二點半開始 1092 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,470 要早點到 1093 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:37,750 是誰啊 1094 00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:41,130 繼續 再來一次 1095 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:01,910 我的天 別進去 1096 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,210 我快休克了 1097 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,050 這真是嚇人 1098 00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:15,300 我好害怕 1099 00:57:16,510 --> 00:57:17,590 抱歉 1100 00:57:19,350 --> 00:57:21,720 我跟大家一樣付錢進來的 1101 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:24,930 她不是男的 1102 00:57:25,530 --> 00:57:26,470 看的到她的真發呢 1103 00:57:26,650 --> 00:57:27,930 拜託你 1104 00:57:28,530 --> 00:57:31,280 你最好別來惹我 1105 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:34,070 別惹我 滾開 1106 00:57:34,290 --> 00:57:36,450 我有權說話 接受吧 1107 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:38,530 你閉嘴好嗎 1108 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,620 這部片子真好看 1109 00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:47,460 寶貝 你回來的正是時候 1110 00:57:47,970 --> 00:57:50,180 布萊德彼特的前女友真怪 1111 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:53,010 -她扮成男 -閉嘴 1112 00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:56,810 我逮到你了 我錄下你了 1113 00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:58,980 你被我錄影存證了 1114 00:58:00,190 --> 00:58:01,190 沒想到吧 1115 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,620 喂 我在看電影呢 1116 00:58:08,660 --> 00:58:11,460 莎翁情史 1117 00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:13,910 亂講 1118 00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:17,000 天啊 閉上你的鳥嘴吧 1119 00:58:17,130 --> 00:58:19,170 -閉嘴 -等等 1120 00:58:19,630 --> 00:58:22,210 你們幹嘛這樣 1121 00:58:22,350 --> 00:58:24,140 我朋友看過 1122 00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:25,930 她說結局很爛 1123 00:58:28,730 --> 00:58:29,680 給我那個 好耶 1124 00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:33,270 坐下好嗎 1125 00:58:34,690 --> 00:58:35,770 閉嘴 1126 00:58:36,610 --> 00:58:38,520 臭婆娘 1127 00:58:42,950 --> 00:58:45,320 -我為女主角報仇 -還有男主角 1128 00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:46,200 誰叫你拼命講話 1129 00:58:46,370 --> 00:58:49,370 -你毀了辛德勒的名單 -成龍的電影 1130 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:52,080 不羈夜 1131 00:58:52,590 --> 00:58:54,580 還有超級奶霸 1132 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:14,070 我不能娶羅拔的女兒 1133 00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:21,580 各位 人數太多了 1134 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:24,920 拜託 別吐 住手 1135 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,830 那是我爸的 1136 00:59:27,970 --> 00:59:30,040 -別碰 -你還有啤酒嗎 1137 00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:31,170 你還有啤酒嗎 1138 00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:33,210 有 去車庫找一找 1139 00:59:33,350 --> 00:59:35,260 不 不 1140 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,400 殺手撒旦牌 1141 00:59:58,340 --> 01:00:00,380 貓咪 你嚇到我了 1142 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:08,510 馬兒 你也嚇到我了 1143 01:00:12,730 --> 01:00:15,690 是誰 1144 01:00:18,610 --> 01:00:21,350 天啊 不要 1145 01:00:21,950 --> 01:00:24,190 拜託 我只是臨時演員 1146 01:01:09,930 --> 01:01:15,130 喝 喝 喝 1147 01:01:21,650 --> 01:01:25,480 巴比 我好擔心你 1148 01:01:26,070 --> 01:01:28,400 我以為凶手先找到你了 1149 01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:30,200 會嗎 1150 01:01:31,540 --> 01:01:34,070 我想上樓 我想讓你看點東西 1151 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,910 繼續玩吧 1152 01:01:47,390 --> 01:01:49,550 -怎樣 -怎樣 1153 01:01:50,430 --> 01:01:52,720 我們又在一起了 1154 01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,350 你知道 如果你還沒準備好 1155 01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:02,110 我能了解 1156 01:02:05,370 --> 01:02:06,370 我準備好了 1157 01:02:08,670 --> 01:02:10,700 -真的 -對 1158 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,380 我無法抵抗我的慾望 1159 01:02:16,970 --> 01:02:19,920 我想放開一切 1160 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:22,180 縱情享受 1161 01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:22,800 巴比 1162 01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:25,350 什麼 1163 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,010 我一直都太自私了 1164 01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:33,730 這好像某部電影的片段 1165 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,860 但這不是電影 巴比 1166 01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:37,780 這是真的 1167 01:02:39,870 --> 01:02:41,450 這是部電影 1168 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:44,650 收音師在那 工作人員都在 1169 01:02:44,650 --> 01:02:46,050 你們好嗎 1170 01:02:46,050 --> 01:02:47,960 -巴比 -幹嘛 1171 01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:53,510 我指的是 在真實生活中 1172 01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:56,460 你得享受一切 1173 01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:57,460 巴比 巴比 1174 01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:32,680 我能跟你講個秘密嗎 1175 01:03:34,190 --> 01:03:35,270 說吧 1176 01:03:37,270 --> 01:03:39,070 我看得見鬼魂 1177 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,730 哇 這玩意炫呆了 1178 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:47,740 你該多卷一點來抽 1179 01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:50,490 但我們沒煙紙了 1180 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:52,950 我們沒煙紙了 1181 01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:56,830 我們可以用水管幹嘛 1182 01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:04,510 吸 吸 吸 1183 01:04:04,510 --> 01:04:05,510 吸 吸 吸 1184 01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,490 媽的 1185 01:04:21,870 --> 01:04:22,950 這玩意酷斃了 1186 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,480 -巴比 我沒有做過 -什麼 1187 01:04:52,870 --> 01:04:54,280 沒關係 1188 01:04:54,410 --> 01:04:58,540 那就像 那就像在吃棒棒糖 1189 01:04:58,540 --> 01:05:01,620 -棒棒糖 -對 櫻桃口味的 1190 01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,750 中間有軟糖的那種 1191 01:05:05,870 --> 01:05:07,450 好耶 1192 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:13,990 就是這樣 1193 01:05:14,590 --> 01:05:15,540 就是這樣 1194 01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:23,440 天啊 1195 01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:27,490 我每次都等不及就用咬的 1196 01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:30,860 -讓我來吧 -好的 1197 01:05:31,750 --> 01:05:32,990 哇咧 1198 01:05:58,740 --> 01:06:00,700 已經很久了 1199 01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:12,620 你的毛真勁爆 1200 01:06:30,690 --> 01:06:31,560 快 巴比 1201 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,620 巴比 我要 1202 01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:41,420 天啊 我爽呆了 1203 01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:43,580 我也是 1204 01:06:43,710 --> 01:06:44,870 你們聽見了嗎 1205 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:03,000 你好 1206 01:07:03,110 --> 01:07:04,530 -你好 -你好 1207 01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:07,400 你最喜歡哪部恐怖片 1208 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,590 讓我跟她說話 1209 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,540 我要把你的內臟都挖出來 1210 01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:25,460 真爽 1211 01:07:26,170 --> 01:07:27,810 真爽 1212 01:07:28,090 --> 01:07:29,600 我是誰 巴比 1213 01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,060 什麼 1214 01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:33,350 我是誰 1215 01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:34,070 天哪 1216 01:07:34,070 --> 01:07:35,260 是辛蒂 1217 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:36,290 誰最行 巴比 1218 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:38,110 誰最行 巴比 1219 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:39,060 是你 1220 01:07:45,910 --> 01:07:46,990 我的天啊 1221 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:55,920 媽的 1222 01:08:41,940 --> 01:08:45,720 這是我聽過最棒的了 1223 01:08:47,850 --> 01:08:48,560 巴比 1224 01:08:50,180 --> 01:08:51,400 你今晚本來在哪裡 1225 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:53,000 什麼 1226 01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:56,420 我只是好奇 1227 01:08:56,420 --> 01:08:58,330 你怎麼拖這麼久才來 1228 01:08:58,460 --> 01:08:59,370 你怎麼這麼好奇 1229 01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:02,290 我不知道 1230 01:09:03,510 --> 01:09:05,710 我以為會跟爛恐怖片一樣 1231 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,470 結果你才是凶手 1232 01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,970 你認為是我殺了帕妃和格瑞 1233 01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:14,810 帕妃和格瑞死了 1234 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:17,730 我以為你知道 1235 01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:20,020 天啊 巴比 轉過身去 1236 01:09:20,150 --> 01:09:21,180 是凶手 1237 01:09:35,790 --> 01:09:36,120 辛蒂 1238 01:09:37,510 --> 01:09:38,600 天啊 1239 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,170 巴比 巴比 1240 01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:41,720 救救我 1241 01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:43,580 寶貝 沒事了 1242 01:09:44,140 --> 01:09:44,640 把槍給我 1243 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,600 寶貝 你不會有事的 1244 01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:51,600 等等我 1245 01:09:52,650 --> 01:09:53,730 凶手在這裡 1246 01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:55,850 到處都是血 1247 01:09:55,850 --> 01:09:57,930 有人發瘋了 1248 01:09:59,730 --> 01:10:01,870 我們多少都會發瘋的 1249 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,110 巴比 不 1250 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,870 媽的 1251 01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:09,410 我的天 1252 01:10:11,430 --> 01:10:14,130 他射中我胸口 1253 01:10:16,260 --> 01:10:17,640 想吸一口嗎 1254 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:23,600 蕃茄醬 1255 01:10:24,230 --> 01:10:26,810 我媽做意大利面就只放這個 1256 01:10:28,950 --> 01:10:30,270 天啊 小雷 你得幫我 1257 01:10:30,410 --> 01:10:31,240 巴比瘋了 1258 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,010 驚喜 1259 01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:37,540 驚喜 辛蒂 1260 01:10:50,270 --> 01:10:52,450 你為何這麼做 1261 01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:55,420 為什麼 為什麼 1262 01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:56,390 聽見嗎 小雷 1263 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,520 她要動機 1264 01:10:58,730 --> 01:11:00,260 "驚聲尖叫"有什麼劇情 1265 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,390 沒有 1266 01:11:01,830 --> 01:11:04,310 "是誰搞的鬼"也爛斃了 1267 01:11:04,310 --> 01:11:06,370 我不這麼想 1268 01:11:06,590 --> 01:11:07,340 續集裡 1269 01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:09,030 幹嘛多了個牙買加白痴 1270 01:11:09,410 --> 01:11:11,050 我想殺了他 我也是 1271 01:11:11,050 --> 01:11:12,990 演員太爛了 1272 01:11:13,030 --> 01:11:15,090 我覺得根本沒激情場面 1273 01:11:15,710 --> 01:11:18,830 那會導致變態行為 1274 01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:21,670 我以為你愛我 1275 01:11:21,670 --> 01:11:24,050 我愛的 我愛的 1276 01:11:24,350 --> 01:11:26,760 但禁慾後能讓你重新發掘自己 1277 01:11:27,390 --> 01:11:29,720 辛蒂 我是同志 1278 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:31,770 萬一你沒注意 1279 01:11:31,770 --> 01:11:32,690 小雷也是 1280 01:11:33,940 --> 01:11:36,480 什麼 我才不是 1281 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:37,740 那你為何帶我到俱樂部去 1282 01:11:37,740 --> 01:11:40,110 那又怎樣 那裡音樂好聽啊 1283 01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:42,570 去舊金山的事呢 1284 01:11:42,570 --> 01:11:44,240 我想去購物 1285 01:11:45,550 --> 01:11:49,400 -但你跟我做愛了 -不 是你舔我弟弟 1286 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:51,080 我不想談了 1287 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,160 我要丟下一切 1288 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:56,550 開始新生 1289 01:11:56,890 --> 01:11:58,470 你要殺了你所有的朋友 1290 01:11:59,140 --> 01:11:59,890 沒有 1291 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,890 只有你 還有矮子 1292 01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:04,850 但那不是預謀 1293 01:12:04,980 --> 01:12:07,070 最天才的部份是 1294 01:12:07,070 --> 01:12:09,940 我們模仿真正的殺人凶手 1295 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:11,530 這是完全犯罪 1296 01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:14,610 等等 還有 1297 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,260 坐穩了 1298 01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:19,130 這可有趣了 1299 01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:21,060 我馬上回來 1300 01:12:23,930 --> 01:12:25,060 你快去 1301 01:12:25,890 --> 01:12:26,900 爸 1302 01:12:28,230 --> 01:12:29,600 你想幹嘛 誣陷他 1303 01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:33,890 不 我們要玩玩你老爸 1304 01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:38,180 警方會發現你跟你爸都死了 1305 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,690 我和小雷是唯一的生還者 1306 01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:42,250 準備好了嗎 1307 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:43,260 -準備好了嗎 -好了 1308 01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:45,900 我好了 動手吧 1309 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:46,430 -來吧 -好的 1310 01:12:46,430 --> 01:12:47,450 -快點 -好的 1311 01:12:47,870 --> 01:12:49,440 -快刺我 -把刀給我 1312 01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:50,900 等等 等等 1313 01:12:53,460 --> 01:12:55,750 -準備好了嗎 來吧 -等等 1314 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,270 -來吧 來吧 快快刺我 -好了 1315 01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:58,900 動手吧 1316 01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:00,660 等等 1317 01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:02,220 -我們說好的 -我知道 1318 01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:03,990 -你要提幾次 -知道了 1319 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,300 我知道的 相信我 1320 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:07,850 --準備好了 -相信我 我知道我在幹嘛 1321 01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:08,850 -準備好了嗎 -來吧 1322 01:13:08,990 --> 01:13:10,650 等等 等等 1323 01:13:10,650 --> 01:13:12,180 我要割穿你喉嚨了 1324 01:13:12,710 --> 01:13:14,910 別裝了 快點 1325 01:13:14,910 --> 01:13:16,400 你說的對 1326 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:17,860 好了 我好了 來吧 1327 01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:21,240 你們真變態 1328 01:13:21,450 --> 01:13:23,910 你們看太多電視了 1329 01:13:24,290 --> 01:13:28,170 不 看電視節目不會造就變態殺手 1330 01:13:28,630 --> 01:13:30,170 取消電視節目才會 1331 01:13:30,290 --> 01:13:33,630 吳宗憲的節目就超炫 1332 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:36,440 我們連最後一集 1333 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:37,970 都沒得錄 1334 01:13:38,140 --> 01:13:40,840 別刺我了 我有點想吐了 1335 01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:44,300 該我了 把刀給我 1336 01:13:44,350 --> 01:13:47,350 想都別想 沒人能拿刀砍我 1337 01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:56,820 驚喜 辛蒂 1338 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,770 很好 等等 1339 01:14:52,630 --> 01:14:53,650 我休息一下 1340 01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:56,310 一下就好 1341 01:15:02,620 --> 01:15:05,530 好了 1342 01:15:42,430 --> 01:15:43,370 爸 1343 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:45,990 你還好吧 1344 01:15:46,170 --> 01:15:48,210 我說過我在家才能開派對的 1345 01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:51,550 你在啊 你在衣櫃裡 1346 01:15:51,550 --> 01:15:52,430 沒錯 1347 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,710 幫我要到女生電話了 1348 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:56,970 她們都死了 1349 01:15:56,970 --> 01:15:58,430 我老是不走運 1350 01:15:58,850 --> 01:15:59,970 那是什麼 警察嗎 1351 01:16:00,940 --> 01:16:03,800 聽著 扶我起來 1352 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:06,310 告訴警察我是水電工 1353 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:09,190 你的水龍頭壞了我來修 1354 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,440 我們根本不認識 1355 01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:18,890 不 1356 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,590 爸把手放下 1357 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:25,310 怎麼回事 1358 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:26,520 裡面一片血海 1359 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:28,600 他本來在這裡我發誓 1360 01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:29,320 誰 1361 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:32,820 凶手 那傢伙殺光了我朋友 1362 01:16:33,030 --> 01:16:36,510 那混蛋還在屋裡藏毒品 1363 01:16:36,510 --> 01:16:37,330 到處都是 1364 01:16:37,330 --> 01:16:39,450 爸 別說了 1365 01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,580 我得帶你回警局 1366 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:45,450 我沒事吧 我沒事吧 1367 01:16:45,590 --> 01:16:46,450 走吧 辛蒂 1368 01:16:46,670 --> 01:16:49,710 打電話給我 1369 01:16:51,260 --> 01:16:52,840 老爸會保你出來的 1370 01:16:57,890 --> 01:16:59,140 再重頭來過吧 1371 01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:12,700 你說那是意外 1372 01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:13,530 對 1373 01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:14,690 他在路上 1374 01:17:15,250 --> 01:17:16,790 你想他是回來報 1375 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:17,950 一定是他警長 1376 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,460 警長他們要我把這交給你 1377 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,050 -好了 阿呆 -好的 1378 01:17:30,180 --> 01:17:32,890 -我要走了 -好 1379 01:17:34,260 --> 01:17:36,580 拜 辛蒂 1380 01:17:39,170 --> 01:17:41,820 抱歉辛蒂不是那個人 1381 01:17:41,950 --> 01:17:43,490 他叫奇大衛 1382 01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,240 一個漁夫發現他的屍體了 1383 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,890 他被埋在湖林墓園 1384 01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:48,750 不可能 1385 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,160 那我真的不知是誰了 1386 01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:54,670 一定是個知道 1387 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,920 所有事件的人 1388 01:17:57,050 --> 01:17:59,460 一個不被人注意的人 1389 01:18:02,270 --> 01:18:03,290 我的天 1390 01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,200 她照顧過我弟阿呆 1391 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:08,480 他愛她 1392 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:11,060 是我 辛蒂 1393 01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:13,600 晚安 辛蒂 1394 01:18:14,660 --> 01:18:17,500 "阿呆" 阿呆 1395 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:18,410 阿呆 1396 01:18:19,060 --> 01:18:19,990 那個白痴 1397 01:18:23,210 --> 01:18:24,020 -有看到阿呆嗎 -沒有 1398 01:18:24,550 --> 01:18:25,860 -有看到阿呆嗎 -沒有 警長 1399 01:18:25,860 --> 01:18:27,260 有人看到阿呆嗎 1400 01:18:27,260 --> 01:18:27,790 沒有 1401 01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:29,830 他剛從後門走了 警長 1402 01:19:22,510 --> 01:19:29,450 不 1403 01:19:42,970 --> 01:19:44,850 媽的 你好嗎 1404 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,590 你們如果正在看這部片子 1405 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:49,840 那表示我沒成功 1406 01:19:50,150 --> 01:19:54,110 我不是被關就是 死了 1407 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,670 不管怎樣 1408 01:19:55,670 --> 01:19:58,450 我要告訴各位生存法則 1409 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:01,620 第一 動作要快 1410 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:04,950 第二 別跌倒 1411 01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:09,960 第三 無論如何 都別回頭看 1412 01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:12,040 祝我好運吧 1413 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,340 拿了就跑啊 1414 01:20:17,810 --> 01:20:19,960 回來混蛋 痞子 1415 01:27:19,490 --> 01:27:21,680 我知道我們在一起很久了 1416 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,910 我很難過 1417 01:27:24,330 --> 01:27:26,950 但我找到別人了 1418 01:27:27,130 --> 01:27:28,870 好嗎 我有戀人了 1419 01:27:30,790 --> 01:27:33,210 別這樣 別那樣看著我 1420 01:27:34,340 --> 01:27:36,000 我們還是朋友 1421 01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:38,640 你可以隨時來找我 1422 01:27:39,430 --> 01:27:41,720 我們就是不行 不 1423 01:27:44,190 --> 01:27:45,600 不 1424 01:27:48,940 --> 01:27:50,940 好吧 就一次 1425 01:27:57,040 --> 01:28:00,210 好耶 真爽 1426 01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:02,310 好耶 真爽 85007

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