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There you are, sweetheart.
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Your favorite-- scrambled
eggs and chicken livers.
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Mmm.
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That's what I like--
wild shouts of approval.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Tasty?
- Great, honey. Best you ever made.
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Don't mind me, sweetheart.
Just keep on reading.
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I'd forgotten
what you looked like.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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But I have a very important meeting
on this Stewart presentation...
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at noon today, so would
you mind changing it back?
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Hmm?
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Shh. Come in, Mrs. Kravitz.
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I have here a little petition
signed by a few neighbors.
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- Petition?
- Mrs. Stephens knew...
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we filed it with
the commissioner a week ago.
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Wow. Talk about
the population explosion.
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"To the Commissioner of
Public Streets and Highways.
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"We, the undersigned,
do hereby petition...
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"for the immediate removal
of the willow tree...
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"that stands on the
property...
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"of Darrin
and Samantha Stephens,
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said tree being a menace
to the community."
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No one is going
to cut down my tree.
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It was my very own Mother's
Day present from Darrin...
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the day Tabitha
was born.
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Honey, I know
how you feel.
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I tell you what.
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I'll chop it down and
make it into a bookcase,
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so we'll have it forever.
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Just a little
joke to break the tension.
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The only reason I came over
was to suggest that, uh,
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well, relationship-wise,
with the neighborhood,
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it might be better
if you did it voluntarily.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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They are not going
to cut down my tree.
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It can be saved.
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Yoo-hoo!
Mr. Stephens?
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Hi. I'm your new neighbor.
I'm Elaine Hanson.
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How do you do?
I'm Darrin Stephens.
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- Abner?
- Huh?
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Darrin Stephens is talking
to a strange woman.
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So what?
I'm listening to one.
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Could you drive me
into the city?
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My car is being worked on, and
I can pick it up this morning.
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Certainly. Hop right in.
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From Tripoli to Timbuktu,
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I beg, I plead,
I beseech of you.
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A moment longer
do not stay.
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Come to me, come to me,
Dr. Bombay.
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All right, child. Open your
eyes, stick out your tongue.
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- No, don't. It's rude.
- Thank heaven you're here, Dr. Bombay.
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Heaven had nothing to do
with it, you naughty witch.
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Do you realize you've zapped me out of
an ostrich race in Sydney, Australia--
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Just as I was crossing
the finishing line?
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- I apologize.
- Doesn't really matter.
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I was coming in last.
Now what's the emergency?
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That is.
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My mother did not send
her boy to medical school...
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to play wet nurse
to a willow.
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Well, at least
it won't talk back to you.
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Please, Dr. Bombay. I tried a tree
surgeon and he couldn't do anything,
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and I even tried some
of my own-- you know--
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And that didn't do
any good.
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Then I thought of the most brilliant
scientific mind of the age.
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- Thank you.
- But he died a year ago,
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so I decided
to call you.
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That's hardly
a diplomatic remark.
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It was meant
to be a challenge.
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Then I accept it.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Abner?
- Huh?
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Now Mrs. Stephens is
talking to a strange man.
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Mmm. Why can't you get your
nose out of that dumb book?
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I want to see how it ends.
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- It's about the Civil War. The North won.
- Thank you, Gladys.
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If I were a woodpecker,
I'd picket your house.
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Well, I suggest the
merciful thing to do...
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is to burn the tree
in the nearest fireplace.
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No! I want it saved.
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It was my very own
Mother's Day present.
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I can argue with anything...
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but the illogical
sentiment of women.
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Let's have a go
at it.
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I've got to find out what's
going on over there.
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I know!
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I'll take Mrs. Stephens
some of my brownies.
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Why? What did she
ever do to you?
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Weeping willow,
black with blight,
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I command
with all my might.
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Let your sap run free
and right,
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and with every wayward breeze,
which within your branches leap,
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you will weep and weep
and weep.
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Water the patient daily, keep the
neighborhood pets away from it and pray.
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Oh.
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You know, I think it's
looking better already.
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Oh, Dr. Bombay.
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I don't know
how to thank you.
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It really is
looking better.
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Or is it?
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Oh, I don't know what's
the matter with me.
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I must be over...
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wrought?
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"And with
every wayward breeze,
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"that within
your branches leap,
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you will weep and weep
and weep."
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Oh, good grief! I must have
gotten caught in the fallout.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Dr. Bombay, I think you've
made a terrible mistake.
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I brought you
some brownies.
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I know when I get upset,
they act like tranquilizers.
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Well, thank you
very much, Mrs. Kravitz,
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but, uh, I'm not upset.
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Don't be brave. A sick tree
can take a lot out of a person.
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By the way, who was...
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that gentleman I saw you
talking to outside?
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Oh, uh--
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That was no gentleman.
That was my tree doctor.
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He's gonna save
my willow.
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I wish I had known. My petunia
plant is developing a fungus.
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Oh! What a shame!
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Look, Mrs. Stephens, I'm not the
smartest person on the block,
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but I can see you're very
upset about something.
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Well, actually,
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I am upset about my tree.
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Look, Mrs. Stephens,
I wasn't born yesterday.
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That's not tree crying.
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That kind of crying only
comes from a broken heart.
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Is there something wrong
between you and Mr. Stephens?
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Of course not, Mrs. Kravitz.
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Why, Darrin and I
are a divinely happy couple.
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Sure you are.
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Well, I'll be running
along now. Bye!
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Thanks for the brownies.
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"And with every wayward breeze,
you will weep and weep and weep."
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Thank you, Mr. Stephens.
You're a sweetheart.
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Ciao.
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Ooh!
"Fair and sunny all day,
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with gusty winds
up to 25 miles an hour."
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Ooh, you sure know
how to hurt a witch.
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From Tripoli to Timbuktu, I
beg, I plead, I beseech of you.
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A moment longer do not stay.
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Come to me, come to me,
Dr. Bombay.
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It's terrific, Darrin. Stewart
will be wild about this stuff.
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Thanks, Larry.
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- Yes?
- Mr. Stephens?
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A Mrs. Kravitz
is calling.
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Mrs. Kravitz?
Put her on.
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Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
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I got only one word to say
to you, you beast. Don't do it.
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Mrs. Kravitz, what are you
talking about?
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I am talking about a certain
beautiful young brunette...
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that you've been
carrying on with.
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Mrs. Kravitz, I can't
talk to you now,
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but everything at our house
is beautiful.
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Mm-hmm. That's why Mrs. Stephens
is crying her poor eyes out, huh?
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Mrs. Kravitz,
I'm sure you're exaggerating.
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If I'm exaggerating,
may I--
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Mrs. Kravitz, I can't talk to you
now. I've got to get back to work.
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Good-bye.
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Trouble at home?
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Seems that Sam's all upset over
that tree business I told you about.
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Mmm.
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- Hello.
- Oh, hi, sweetheart. How is everything?
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Oh, nothing.
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Except maybe I'm getting
a little cold.
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Ah-choo. See?
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Sweetheart, are you crying?
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No! No, of course not.
Why would you say that?
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You're all upset over
your willow tree, aren't you?
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- Yes, that's it.
- It's all right.
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I'll get you another tree. How
about a beautiful magnolia?
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Sam, I'm coming right home.
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- Sweetheart, don't do that.
- Are, uh, are you sure you'll be all right?
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Uh, y-yes.
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Y-Yes, I-I'm feeling
much better. Yes.
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Well, then, uh, okay,
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but I'll-- I'll see you
soon, honey. Bye.
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You did something
naughty, Darrin.
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Larry, knock it off. She's
upset about our willow tree.
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Sure.
Who is she?
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Who is who?
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Who is that cute little chick you
drove up to the office with, that who.
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That was our neighbor.
I just dropped her off.
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You son of a gun.
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The quiet ones
are always the worst.
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Who is she?
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Larry, there are some things that are
personal between a husband and wife.
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Now let's just drop it.
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Okay, it's dropped.
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- It's serious, isn't it?
- Larry--
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- You know how I know it's serious?
- How?
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- You don't want to talk about it.
- Larry--
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Darrin, have I ever poked my
nose into your personal business?
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- Yes.
- Right. What's a best friend for?
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A best friend is a guy who, when
his best friend says, "butt out,"
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he butts out.
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Okay, until you come
to your senses,
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I resign as your best friend.
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Anything else?
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- No.
- Then I'll see you later-- when Stewart gets here.
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No, you won't.
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Something came up, so I can't be
with you on the Stewart presentation.
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You'll have
to handle it yourself.
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From Pakistan to Waterloo,
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I beg, I plead,
I beseech of you.
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A moment longer do not stay.
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Come to me, come to me,
Dr. Bombay.
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From Pasadena, U.S.A.,
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to old Red China
across the bay.
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A moment longer do not stay.
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Come to me, come to me,
Dr. Bombay.
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Oh.
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Uh--
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- From Little Rock to Liverpool-
- [Dr. Bombay] Nag, nag, nag.
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Where have you been,
Dr. Bombay?
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- Didn't you he-- hear me?
- Of course I heard you.
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I was surfing in the finals
at Makaha.
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Came in second. Would have
won if I'd used a surfboard.
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Well, what's the emergency
this time?
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Your crabgrass developing
a case of the croup?
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I'm the emergency.
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Oh, dear. You must have
got caught in the fallout.
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- That's what I thought.
- That's where I heard it.
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Well, I never claimed
to be a tree doctor.
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Never mind the apologies.
Do something!
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Why didn't I listen to father
and become a psychiatrist?
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Believe me, you meet
a saner group of people.
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- Oh, uh, Dr. Bombay?
- Hmm?
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Don't you think something a
little tiny bit more appropriate?
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That strange man is back,
talking to Mrs. Stephens.
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I wonder what it would cost to
build an isolation booth in here?
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Hark, ye wretched breezes
blowing.
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Cease Samantha's tears from flowing.
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Dry her eyes,
awake or sleeping,
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and let laughter
replace her weeping.
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- Ah. Has rather a nice lilt, don't you think?
- It's swell.
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Wait a minute. There's someone coming
to see me that shouldn't see you.
240
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,696
Will you go away?
But come back.
241
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,617
He disappeared--
242
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,119
Right before my eyes.
Poof!
243
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:21,499
I'd give a fortune
to find out how he did it.
244
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,881
- Hi, Sam.
- Hi, Larry.
245
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,551
What brings you
to the neighborhood?
246
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,470
Curiosity. Concern.
247
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,972
About what?
248
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:47,400
Now Mrs. Stephens is
talking to Mr. Stephens's boss.
249
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:54,490
Now Mrs. Stephens
is laughing.
250
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,325
Wanna get it
off your chest, Sam?
251
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:59,787
I don't know
what you're talking about.
252
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,372
Sam, I wasn't born yesterday.
253
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:07,169
I wasn't even born the day
before yesterday.
254
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,297
When it comes to marital
problems, I'm an old hand.
255
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,340
You know, Darrin was very upset
after he talked to you on the phone.
256
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:21,601
Mm. Yeah, well, he was worried because
I was upset about our willow tree.
257
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:27,648
Yes, that's what he told me-- but I didn't
believe him, and now that I hear you...
258
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:32,403
laughing a little too loud,
I believe him even less.
259
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,655
Oh, you poor kid.
Stop trying to cover up.
260
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,240
I can tell your heart's
broken.
261
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,492
Now come inside and let's see
if we can patch it up.
262
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:44,874
Now they're going into the house
together, and she's still laughing.
263
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,709
Don't you think
it's peculiar?
264
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,920
First she's crying,
then she's laughing,
265
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,924
and now she's going into the
house with her husband's boss.
266
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:58,721
Don't interrupt him, Gladys.
His queen is in danger.
267
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:03,225
Hmm. The marriage
is in danger, Abner.
268
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,689
- Yes?
- It's Mrs. Kravitz again.
269
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,234
Get me an aspirin
and put her on.
270
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,070
Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
271
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:20,076
One word. If you want to save your
marriage, get home on the double.
272
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,790
Yes?
273
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,251
Mr. Stewart is here
for your meeting.
274
00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,837
Thank you.
275
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,261
Mr. Stewart.
276
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:43,265
Here's the presentation,
Mr. Stewart. I hope you like it.
277
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,851
Mr. Stephens.
278
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:55,611
Larry, I'm going
to tell you once more.
279
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,280
I am laughing
because I am relieved...
280
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:01,701
that my tree is better.
281
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,664
That tree looks
pretty bad to me.
282
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,541
It looked worse yesterday.
283
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,251
Sam, Louise and I
love you two.
284
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:15,381
Now, if there's anything
we can--
285
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,217
Is it another woman?
286
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,636
Another man?
Sam, stop it.
287
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:25,850
Sam, you're breaking my heart.
288
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,994
Oh, hi, Darrin.
289
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,003
What's-- What's so funny?
290
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,007
What's so funny?
291
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,106
There's nothing funny.
292
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,740
There's nothing funny.
293
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,827
- Hmm?
- Her laugh's contagious.
294
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,705
I think she's
flipped her lid.
295
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,416
What are you doing here?
296
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,542
Trying to patch things up,
you rat.
297
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:38,839
Get down on your knees
and beg her forgiveness.
298
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,051
Take care, Sam.
299
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,898
Abner, Mr. Stephens's boss
is gone.
300
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,153
I saved a marriage.
301
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,446
Sam, you should have known better
than to send for that quack.
302
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:10,079
- I wouldn't let that witch doctor mow our lawn.
- Well?
303
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:25,219
From Maine to California,
304
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:29,056
Dr. Bombay, I warn ya.
305
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:34,103
I tried to find a little
peace on the ocean floor,
306
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,272
and between your cackling
and a gluttonous shark--
307
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,941
You did it to her with one
of your quacky spells. Why?
308
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:45,656
My dear, boy, I cannot possibly give
you a medical education in five minutes.
309
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,534
In layman's terms,
I made a boo-boo.
310
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,619
How am I going to explain it
to Larry?
311
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:57,042
Never mind about that.
Make her stop.
312
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,754
It does get on one's nerves.
313
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,677
Spirit wind,
blow and billow.
314
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,096
Cure that sickly
little willow.
315
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,807
Then remove the laugh
from Sam,
316
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:15,144
and kindly take it
on the I am.
317
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:19,189
And speaking of taking
it on the I am--
318
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,775
Wait a minute.
319
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:26,030
I'm all right,
but what about my tree?
320
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:31,493
In a matter of moments
you will hardly recognize it.
321
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,580
This is the baby right here.
322
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,917
Forget the saw.
The ax'll do it.
323
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,294
Don't you lay an ax
on that tree.
324
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:45,174
Oh. Sorry, lady,
but that's a court order.
325
00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,259
This is only
from a municipal court.
326
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:50,095
We'll take it
to the Supreme Court.
327
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,681
Lady, the tree is dead.
328
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,391
Not legally.
329
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,770
Not as long as there's an ounce
of sap flowing through its trunk.
330
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,730
Lady, if there's
an ounce of sap...
331
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,691
flowing through its trunk,
I'll drink it.
332
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,569
Now stand back, please.
333
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,534
Lady.
334
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,578
Look!
335
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:24,046
Would you like your sap
on the rocks, or with soda?
336
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,631
Charlie, did you
see that?
337
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,884
No, I didn't see
anything. Let's get out of here.
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