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Whoo-hoo?
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Anybody home?
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"Darling, Tabitha and I
have gone to the"...
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Oh, Cousin
Samantha and Tabitha
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have gone to the store.
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Let me out. Let me out.
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Quiet, you wretch.
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Sam?
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Yes, sweetheart.
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Would you fix me an omelet?
I'm hungry.
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I'll be right down.
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Oh, this is going
to be a riot.
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Honey? Boy, am I starved.
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Mmm. What was that for?
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You said you were starved.
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Serena, what a lovely surprise.
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Uh, Serena!
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How would you like to come
to a neck-wringing party?
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I forgot my grocery list.
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Now I'm glad I did.
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Drat and double-drat.
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Darrin.
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Aren't you gonna be late
for your golf game?
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With her here, I think I'd
better stay close to the house.
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Well, why don't
we all go in the...
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Let me out!
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What in the world was that?
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Let me out!
Let me out!
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Cool it, Malcolm.
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Malcolm?
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Darrin, go play golf.
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Hmm.
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Serena, so help me...
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Ah, ah, ah.
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All right now, Serena.
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Now that Darrin's gone,
I want the facts.
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Who is that bird?
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He is not a bird.
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He's Super Fink.
Aren't you, Malcolm?
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Let me out!
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You know,
you're getting to be a bore.
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Malcolm.
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Isn't that the warlock
you've been going with?
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"Been" is the correct tense.
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What did he do?
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I'll tell you what he didn't do.
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He didn't tell me
he was married.
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And if I know you,
you didn't bother to ask.
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Serena, I will thank you
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not to use our home
as a hideout.
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So take your bird
and get out of here.
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What's that?
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It's Brunhilde.
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Oh, she's tracked us down.
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Thought you'd
get away from me, eh?
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You little fool.
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Now, Brunhilde...
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Where is he?
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I-I'm afraid you've made
a little mistake. You s...
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No. Correction!
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You have made a mistake,
and it's not a little one.
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N-N-Now, if you'd just quiet
down for a moment... No!
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You quiet down. You...
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In the old days,
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they'd have put you away
for husband-stealing.
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The olden days.
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I think that's exactly
where I'll send you,
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you wolf ette.
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Blow the winds...
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and thunder crack.
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Roll
the years a century back.
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Vixen, begone
and make the switch.
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Begone with the wind,
you little witch.
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Oops.
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I hope Darrin's going to be
broad-minded about this.
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[Brunhilde] Malcolm?
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I know you're here.
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You show yourself,
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or I'll whip up a tornado
and blow you out!
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Ow!
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Sorry.
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Aha! I knew it.
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Brunhilde, my dearest.
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You have saved
me from a terrible fate.
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This young witch...
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apparently developed
an incurable yen for me,
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and when I refused
to yield to her advances,
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she... she cast a spell over me.
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Uh... Feel my hand.
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It's still quivering.
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Oh, my poor dear.
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And all this time, I thought
you were philandering.
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[Malcolm] My dear, how
could you think such a thing?
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Well, come along.
We're going home.
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I bet when the mice see her,
they jump on chairs.
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Ooh.
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Oh, look what they've done
to you, you poor child.
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Carpetbaggers!
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You need any help, honey?
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I, uh...
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Where am I?
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Oh, you do need help.
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This is New Orleans, child.
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New Orleans?
What am I doing here?
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Well, I'd say not too good,
if I'm any judge.
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Well, where you from?
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Well, I'm from...
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I can't remember.
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Well, what's your name?
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My name is... Oh.
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Now look, child.
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A pretty thing like you can't
go wandering around the city,
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not knowing her whereabouts
or her "whoseabouts."
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Now you better
come home with me.
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I'll get you some
clean clothes,
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and some good food
for you to fat up on.
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Now you just come along
with me, honey...
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Well, um...
and I'm gonna take you home.
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Aunt Jenny,
contrary to idle gossip,
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I am not running a home
for wayward girls.
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But the poor thing is
so frail and lost and all.
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Can't she at least stay until her
remembrance comes back, Mr. Rance?
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The answer is no.
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She's been fed.
Now send her on her way.
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Well, she won't be no trouble.
I'll see to that.
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And what are the neighbors
going to say?
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An attractive bachelor
like myself,
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harboring a young girl
under my roof...
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They gonna say you are
the most generous,
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the most kindest
gentleman there is.
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My neighbors?
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Uh, well, who cares
what them no-accounts say.
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Now she's outside waiting
to thank you for the vittles.
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Can't you at least say hello?
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No.
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But I'm sure I shall have
no peace until I do.
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Bring her in.
Thank you, Mr. Rance.
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That silly woman.
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It's ridiculous.
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Every stray cat that comes
wandering by, she just...
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This is the young lady,
Mr. Rance,
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and this is Mr. Rance Butler.
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My dear.
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My house is your house
for as long as you like.
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Perhaps even longer.
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This is a nightmare...
a nightmare!
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Aw, Sam.
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Will you stop whining
and let me concentrate?
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Now I have to remember
that incantation word for word.
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Blow, ye winds,
and thunder crack.
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How could this happen?
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Vixen, begone
and make the switch.
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I go out to play golf,
and when I come back,
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my wife's in the twilight zone.
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Links to jinx!
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Begone... with the wind,
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you little witch.
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That's it!
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Which?
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Oh, well. It's close enough.
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Uh, you see, it's your average
beauty-and-the-beast curse.
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If she gives
a willing kiss to a mortal,
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she will return to the present.
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Now listen, Serena. Sam's not
kissing any mortal unless it's me.
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Exactly, darling.
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You mean, I gotta go back?
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Exactly, darling.
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Yeah, exactly, darling.
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Oh, now,
it's really very simple.
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By using the same incantation,
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I can send you back
to the same time and place.
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Serena, this better work.
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1868 is a nice time to visit,
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but I wouldn't
want to live there.
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I find her, she kisses me
and that's it?
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Right.
Well, I'm ready.
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There's just one little
thing I ought to mention.
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Hmm?
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Samantha won't
know you, of course.
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Of course.
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What?
Well, how could she?
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You haven't been born yet.
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You mean, I'll be a perfect
stranger to my own wife?
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Stranger, yes,
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but hardly perfect.
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Serena, if they ever put a price
on your head, I'll gladly pay it.
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Oh, you make such a big deal
out of nothing.
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Here goes.
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And hang on to that picture.
You'll need it.
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Blow, ye winds,
and thunder crack.
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Roll the years a century back.
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♪ Round
de meadows am a-ringing ♪
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Why, Rance.
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How beautiful.
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You sittin' there,
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the magnolias
wavin' in the breeze,
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Those happy voices singing.
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Happy?
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They love me, you know.
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Really?
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Then why do they keep singin'
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"Massa's in the Cold,
Cold Ground"?
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And what are you
doin' home from work?
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You only left an hour ago.
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Well, a man is entitled
to some leisure moments.
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00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,900
Besides...
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I couldn't bear being
separated from you any longer.
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Oh... Why, Rance,
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what a thing to say.
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00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:05,410
Well, we've known each other
for such a short time.
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Long enough for me to know
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I've fallen quite in love,
I'm afraid.
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Oh, why, Rance,
you can't be serious.
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You don't even know my name.
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So what?
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Neither do you.
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My dearest,
say you'll marry me.
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I...
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00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,721
Oh!
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If only I knew who I was,
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or where I came from.
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Oh, my...
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Darling, what does it matter?
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Let's simply say
that you've been reborn,
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that you come to me
with no ties, no past...
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Ooh!
only a future.
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Rance. Rance, let me go.
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Please!
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Is it too soon?
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Uh, no.
231
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,296
But your stickpin's killin' me.
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Curses. I'm sorry, my dear.
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Whoo!
Oh, my poor child. I...
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I've overexcited you.
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I know the very thing.
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00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,683
I'll have Aunt Jenny bring you
some sassafras tea.
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Oh... Uh, please don't.
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It'll calm your nerves.
Have you ever tried it?
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Yes, and I'd rather be nervous.
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Strange girl.
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00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,249
Hello. Is this
the Butler plantation?
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00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,709
Yes, it is.
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Are you Aunt Jenny?
Depends.
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Is you a bill collector?
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00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,591
Uh, no.
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I'm Aunt Jenny.
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I was told that you found
a young lady
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wandering in the streets
and you brought her here...
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00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,599
a blonde... pretty?
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00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,184
That's right.
251
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,352
I'd like to see her, please.
252
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,020
Won't do you no good.
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She's taken.
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00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,439
Taken?
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00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,275
I happen to know
from "over listening"...
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that Mr. Rance
is going to marry her.
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00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,655
What?
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00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,616
And if he do, guess who's
going to get a raise...
259
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,952
for bringing
that lovely child home?
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00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,539
He can't marry her.
She's already married to me!
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00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,792
Guess who's going to be
looking for a job.
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Excuse me.
263
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,463
Aunt Jenny!
What's all this ruckus?
264
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,715
Mr. Rance, you about
to commit "bigotry."
265
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,468
Uh, Mr. Butler,
my name is Darrin Stephens,
266
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,928
and I'm looking for, uh...
267
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,265
Sam!
268
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,725
Sam?
269
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,060
Sam?
270
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,520
Who are you?
271
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,814
[Rance] Sir!
272
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,107
What is the meaning
of this?
273
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:44,152
Uh, she doesn't remember me,
because, um,
274
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,904
of what's happened,
but I'm her husband.
275
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,532
But as soon as she kisses me,
it'll all come back.
276
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,243
Pucker up, Sam.
277
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,954
Don't you dare touch me!
278
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,748
See? Doesn't that prove
we're married?
279
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,500
Take your hands off that lady.
280
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,669
Why, this is preposterous!
281
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,671
If you can prove
your claim, then do so.
282
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,923
If not, then get out!
283
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,134
All right.
284
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,635
Take a look at that.
285
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:18,102
Now where would I get that,
if I weren't her husband?
286
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,230
Why...
287
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:25,651
Why, you could have secured
this in any number of ways.
288
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,779
Boy, are you a tough customer.
289
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,742
I didn't want to do this,
but you're forcing me to.
290
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,827
Sam, take off your dress.
291
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:39,624
I beg your pardon!
292
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,544
Sir, what is
the meaning of this?
293
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,588
Put me down, and I'll tell you.
294
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,885
She has a mole
in the middle of her back.
295
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,223
I'll be the judge
of that, sir.
296
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,520
Take it off.
297
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,606
You are certainly
no gentleman, sir.
298
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,816
I'm not trying to prove
that I'm a gentleman...
299
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,984
just that I'm your husband.
300
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,153
Sir, I don't know
who you are,
301
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,989
or why you insist upon
making this claim,
302
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,284
but I cannot stand by and watch
this girl humiliated any further.
303
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,494
Out you go, sir.
304
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,496
No, wait! Wait!
305
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,082
Aunt Jenny,
get your sassafras tea.
306
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,504
If I ever see your foolish
face around here again,
307
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,005
I'll have you horsewhipped.
308
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,301
You... Yankee.
309
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,098
Whatever happened to
Southern hospitality?
310
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,561
My apologies for
my violent outburst,
311
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,813
but obviously
the man is a fraud.
312
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,858
He called me... Sam.
313
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,734
Which proves my point.
314
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,155
What sort of a name is Sam
for a beautiful young lady?
315
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,618
♪ All the people ♪
Sam.
316
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,329
♪ Am a-weeping ♪
What a strange name.
317
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,124
♪ Massa's in ♪
Darrin.
318
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:07,378
That's even stranger.
♪ The cold, cold ground ♪
319
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:12,675
♪ Massa's in
the cold, cold ground ♪
320
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,929
He's right.
They love him to death.
321
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,615
Please, Sam, don't scream.
322
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,911
I promise I'll explain
everything to you.
323
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,080
Will you promise not to scream?
324
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,334
All right. You promised,
325
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,671
and a lady never breaks
her promise, right?
326
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,130
Okay.
327
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,842
Now, Sam, what I...
328
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,515
I didn't break my promise.
You're the one who screamed.
329
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,724
You're darn right...
330
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,559
You're darn right
I did. That hurt.
331
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,647
Look, we'll
never get out of here unless...
332
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,066
What, you again?
333
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,361
Uh-oh! Somebody's going
to get horsewhipped.
334
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,655
Unhand her, you.
335
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,032
Are you all right, my beloved?
336
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,701
Now what is
the meaning of this, sir?
337
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,661
You want me
to go fetch the sheriff?
338
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,371
That won't be necessary.
339
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,915
Oh, that's right. We're all
civilized human beings, and...
340
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,792
Don't stand there.
Get the sheriff!
341
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,419
Here.
342
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,630
What is, uh, this for?
343
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,800
I never attack
an unarmed man, sir.
344
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,302
Who's armed?
345
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,721
Why, you polecat.
346
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,347
You pick that up
and defend yourself,
347
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,765
or I'll run you through.
348
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,019
Okay, but you're
contradicting yourself.
349
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,022
En garde.
350
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,401
Rance, no! Let him go.
351
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,778
Why are you wasting
your pity on this cur?
352
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,196
Now wait a minute.
353
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,782
I think if we just sit
down and discuss this...
354
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,701
like civilized human beings...
355
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,119
You Yankee!
356
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,457
Polecat!
357
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,217
Hey, hey, hey.
358
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,564
Oh, Rance.
Look what you've done!
359
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:21,906
Oh... Oh, you... you
poor thing. Are you hurt?
360
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:23,073
It's just a flesh wound.
361
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,909
This man needs a doctor.
362
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,869
He doesn't need a doctor.
363
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,412
He needs a tailor.
364
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,000
Oh.
365
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,669
On your feet, sir.
366
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,379
Don't you touch him.
367
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,840
Why are you
protecting that polecat?
368
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,969
I don't know.
369
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,888
He's seems so...
370
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,266
so helpless,
371
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,435
so innocent,
372
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,603
so...
373
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,271
So what?
374
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,954
Where'd they go?
375
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,830
Where did who go?
376
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,291
The young lady
and that... that Yankee.
377
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:18,462
I didn't see no young lady
and no Yankee.
378
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,631
You didn't?
379
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,800
No.
380
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,427
Come to think of it,
neither did I.
381
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,946
Serena, cut that out.
382
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,282
Hi, coz.
383
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,450
How's the
big hero this morning?
384
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,871
Fortunately for you,
he doesn't remember a thing.
385
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,080
I put a spell on him,
386
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,624
so he'll think the whole
thing was a dream.
387
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,917
Very clever.
388
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,212
Boy, did I have
a terrible night.
389
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,010
And it doesn't look like
much of a morning either.
390
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,470
Good morning to you too.
391
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,555
Did I have a nightmare.
392
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:12,349
I dreamt some old witch
put a curse on you,
393
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,059
and put you back a 100 years,
394
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,769
and I had to go back
and rescue you.
395
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:16,854
Is that weird?
396
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,689
It certainly is.
397
00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:23,152
And you were in it too,
somewhere.
398
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,990
You changed this guy
into a bird, and his wife...
399
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,493
She was the one
who put the curse on you.
400
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,996
Then I had to climb up
a wall to get to you.
401
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,957
The trellis broke,
and I fell right on my...
402
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,211
That's funny.
403
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,547
Sweetheart, why don't you
sit down and have your cereal?
404
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,340
Wait a minute.
405
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:48,010
How come I got a bruise
right where I fell in the dream?
406
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:51,096
Or would you prefer
pancakes and sausages?
407
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,684
And what's Sunday's
paper doing here
408
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,686
when it's only Saturday?
409
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,104
Oops.
410
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,733
It is Sunday, isn't it?
411
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,359
And it wasn't a dream!
412
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,570
Darrin, it's all over now.
413
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,780
I wouldn't say that.
414
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,907
I could've been killed
falling off that trellis.
415
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,700
Not to mention the saber duel.
416
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,411
I've got a good mind never to speak
to you again after what you...
417
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,332
Saber duel?
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