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Mother, I'd rather
do it myself.
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Stop talking like
a dreary housewife...
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and give your mama
a kiss.
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My...
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...aren't we in a mellow
mood this afternoon.
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How's Darrin?
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Who?
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Your husband.
Remember him?
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That's the first time
you've gotten his name right.
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Well, I've been thinking,
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if I have to be saddled with
a mortal for a son-in-law,
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I suppose he's
as good as any.
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Now, this is
for you, darling.
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I brought it from Paris,
fighting headwinds all the way.
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It's a wedding present.
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Whose?
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Yours, of course, darling...
belated, but sincere.
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Let's see how
it looks on.
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Oh! It's cute.
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Wait till you see
the rest of them.
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I brought a dozen.
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Mother!
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[Darrin] Honey, I'm
home!
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Oh. Back in the box.
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Oh, my stars!
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See what happens when
you get out of training?
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Hi.
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Endora, when
did you swoop in?
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Sweetheart,
I have good news.
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Mother just stopped by to...
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What's that?
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It's a present
from Mother.
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What for?
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It's a wedding gift.
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We were married
five years ago.
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Well, I wasn't sure
it would take.
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I mean, why waste
a perfectly good spell
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on a bad marriage?
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That's just what I mean.
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We agreed not to have
any witchcraft around here.
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We don't want anything that
you conjured up out of...
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out of eels' eyes
and bats' wings.
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Bats' wings?
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Eels' eyes?
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One more remark
like that,
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and you'll get down on your
four knees and apologize.
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Sweetheart, I really
think Mother deserves...
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His four knees?
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He will be a billy goat.
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Oh, well, now, now,
wait a minute.
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L-Let's not get
carried away.
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Try to understand,
sweetheart.
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Mother brought a gift.
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Now, people give gifts
the way they know how,
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and in Mother's...
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Oh, stop it, Samantha!
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I don't need anyone
to plead my case.
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Oh! Now, are you satisfied?
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Please try and understand
why I feel this way.
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Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Oh, I understand perfectly.
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Yes, you're a small,
small man,
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and I think it's just
about time you realized it.
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Just once, I wish
she'd leave a room
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in the normal way.
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I've never seen Mother
quite so upset.
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She'll get over it.
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I wouldn't make
any bets on that.
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What can she do to me?
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The possibilities
are endless.
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Endless?
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Well, uh, let me
put it this way,
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Mother's bite
is a lot worse
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than her bark.
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Sam, there's nothing
to apologize for.
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I know we don't agree
on this,
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but you'll just have
to go along with me.
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Darrin, are you sure
you're feeling all right?
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Honey, will you please
stop worrying.
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Endora's probably forgotten
the whole thing by now.
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Oh, I don't know.
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One thing about Mother,
she never forgets a grudge.
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I half expected to wake up
this morning and find myself
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married to a billy goat.
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Nope. I think Endora
understands my position,
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and...
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Hey!
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What did the laundry
do to my shirt?
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What's the matter
with it?
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The collar's too big.
They stretched it.
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Well, that
doesn't sound like our laundry.
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Their specialties are
over-starching and shrinking.
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Well, I haven't got time to
change it now. Good-bye.
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Um, take good care
of yourself, huh?
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Look, as soon as I start to
sprout horns and a goatee...
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I'll give you a...
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I know
you're up to something.
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Hi, Darrin.
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Hi, Larry.
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How's the layout coming?
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Should be ready
by tomorrow.
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This should give you
a rough idea.
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Oh, looks pretty good
to me.
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Perhaps, we should...
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What's the matter?
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It's, uh, nothing.
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I thought I'd set up a
meeting with the client,
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show them these sketches...
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Larry, why are you
staring at me like that?
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Darrin, how tall are you?
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Six feet, one inch. Why?
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Well, that's strange.
I'm 6'1".
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Small world.
Now, if the client...
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We're the same height.
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So?
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So, why does your head
only come up to my eyes?
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You must be taller
than you think.
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Darrin, you look beat. Why don't
you knock off for the day, hmm?
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Thanks, Lar.
I am kinda bushed.
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I'll get a good night's
sleep tonight and then...
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Laundry.
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What?
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The laundry made
a mistake with my shirts.
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I see.
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Losing weight?
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What?
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I think you're right, Darrin.
You do need a good night's rest.
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Maybe you should even...
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Darrin, were you feeling okay
when you got dressed this morning?
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Uh, what?
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Why don't you take
a couple of days off?
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You've been working hard.
I can fill in for you.
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It'll be no problem
at all.
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There you go.
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Darrin, either you have
a lousy tailor,
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or you're shrinking.
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I gotta get home.
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Mr. Stephens.
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Would you sign these
letters before you...
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I haven't got time.
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I've gotta drive home while my
feet can still reach the pedals.
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That's peculiar.
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Abner!
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[Abner] What is it now?
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Mr. Stephens
is only four feet tall.
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Samantha!
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Oh, Mother shouldn't
have done that.
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Don't just stand there!
Do something!
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What?
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Make me grow!
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Sweetheart, I can't.
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What do you mean you can't?
You're a witch, aren't ya?
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Uh, darling, you know
I can't undo Mother's spell.
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Oh, sorry. How stupid
of me to forget.
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N-N-Now, now, sweetheart,
just try and stay calm.
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Calm? I shrunk six inches
in a crowded elevator.
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How am I gonna
get back to normal?
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Well, uh, you'll just
have to apologize to Mother.
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For what? For daring
to stand up to her?
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For having a difference
of opinion?
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Darrin, you're really
in no position
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to debate the issue.
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She had no right
to do this to me.
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What difference does it make
who's right and who's wrong?
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You're only four feet tall.
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Where I come from, a man is measured
by his principles, not by his height.
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Darrin.
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No!
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You listen to me.
If I give up on this,
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I'll be giving up the right
to express my opinion
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in my own house.
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No! I will not be bullied,
not by Endora or anyone else.
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I will not compromise
my principles.
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Um, I hate to say this,
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but your speech would be
a lot more effective
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if you were just
a teeny bit taller.
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All right.
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I am only four feet tall,
but at least I'm my own man,
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and I'll win out over Endora because
she doesn't frighten me a bit.
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I can take anything
she can hand out.
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I hope so.
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Ready for your coffee,
sweetheart?
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No cream,
I'm on a diet.
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You're being ridiculous,
Gladys.
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Nobody shrinks
two feet in one day.
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I saw it with
my own two eyes.
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You will too.
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Well, what are you gonna do, knock at
the door and ask to see the house midget?
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Of course not.
I lay awake all night
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thinking of a plan
to get in there.
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I tried to reach Mother.
She's being stubborn.
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Mm.
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And I called Larry, told him
you wouldn't be in today.
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I just said
you weren't yourself.
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Boy, that's the biggest
understatement of the year.
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Aw!
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Darrin, are you sure you're warm
enough in that handkerchief?
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Well, it is a bit drafty.
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That's something
I can fix.
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Thanks, honey.
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I thought the vertical stripes
would give you more height.
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Sam, I appreciate you
standing behind me like this.
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Well, it's all part
of the bargain.
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Bargain?
You know.
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"For better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer,
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for taller, for shorter."
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Sorry.
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Oh, uh, I'll get that.
Don't go away.
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Where do you think
I'm going?
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Oh, you little dickens.
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Hi, there.
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Our dog got into
your backyard by mistake,
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so, uh, we came
to get him.
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Oh? Well, uh, I didn't
even know you had a dog.
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Oh, we just got him. He
was taking us for a walk,
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and, uh, he got
off the leash.
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Oh.
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We noticed Mr. Stephens didn't
go to work this morning.
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Nothing wrong, I hope.
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Oh, no.
220
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No, he just didn't feel...
up to it.
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Thanks for asking though.
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Funny he should
get sick.
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I mean,
he looked so healthy...
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and tall.
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Gladys.
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Uh, I'd like to ask you
to stay for coffee,
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but I really can't.
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I'm awfully busy.
As a matter of fact,
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I was just on my way out to pick
something up for Mr. Stephens.
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Sure. We understand.
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Darrin?
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Darrin, where are you?
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He's not here.
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Who isn't here?
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Your dog, of course.
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Abner!
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What is it, Gladys?
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Your dog's gone.
239
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I said he was in the
backyard, Mrs. Stephens.
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Oh.
241
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,961
He's probably gone
on a scavenger hunt.
242
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,840
No matter what we feed
him, he always wants more.
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This dog'll eat anything
that's not nailed down.
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Sam! Sam!
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00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,242
Samantha, help!
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00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,336
This is the last load
this morning, Sam.
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We'll take this stuff
down to the dump...
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00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,840
and then knock it
off for lunch. All right.
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You take the crate and I'll take
the rest of this stuff over here.
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[Darrin] Sam!
Yeah, what do you want?
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I didn't
say nothin', Sam.
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No?
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00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,862
Mother?
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00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,823
Mother, I'll give you
just three seconds
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to appear before me.
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One, two, three.
257
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:57,457
You have done some
terrible things in your time,
258
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:00,001
but, this time,
you have gone too far.
259
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,462
I thought he needed
cutting down to size.
260
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:07,049
Mother, you make the Wicked Witch of
the West look like Shirley Temple.
261
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:10,595
Oh, well, all right. Perhaps
I did get carried away,
262
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,764
but he had no right
to behave so childishly.
263
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,766
Where is he?
I'll change him back.
264
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,603
Well, you see, that's just the
trouble. I don't know where he is!
265
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,230
It's even possible
that a dog ate him.
266
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:25,109
Oh!
How positively amusing.
267
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,819
Mother!
Oh, all right.
268
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:30,031
I know how upsetting it
is to misplace a husband.
269
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,200
Try not to panic.
270
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,951
Suppose he's had
some terrible accident?
271
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:38,789
Hmm. Did you look
in the garbage disposal?
272
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,082
Mother, please!
273
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,626
Well, it's just a thought.
274
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:46,797
Durwood! Durwood! Come
out, come out wherever you are!
275
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,756
I can explain all this.
276
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,383
A leprechaun.
277
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,302
I found a leprechaun
in a bottle.
278
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,554
Don't get upset.
279
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,846
Who's upset?
280
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,891
It's a nice change
from them darn snakes.
281
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,310
Well, will you
help me out of here?
282
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,397
Not until you give me
me three wishes.
283
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,023
But I can't do that.
284
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,236
Look, Mr. Leprechaun,
I'm a fair man.
285
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:54,532
Now, you give me me three
wishes, and we're even-Steven.
286
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,535
I give you me word
as a gentleman.
287
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,580
Oh, I believe you, but
it's not as easy as that.
288
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,748
On the other hand,
289
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,210
if I don't get me
just rewards,
290
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,130
I'll squash ya with me boot.
291
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,048
All right! All right!
292
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,676
Take me to 1164
Morning Glory Circle,
293
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,387
and then we'll see
what we can do.
294
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,180
Fair enough.
295
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:23,644
Come on, little fella.
Come on.
296
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,653
Hello, are you
Mrs. Leprechaun?
297
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,571
I beg your pardon?
298
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,282
I've got your husband
in me pocket.
299
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,951
You have?
300
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,954
Not so fast.
301
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,665
We've some business
to discuss first.
302
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,959
A matter
of three wishes.
303
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,587
Is he hurt?
Oh, please, let me see him.
304
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,505
Well, all right.
305
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,592
You can look,
but don't touch.
306
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,594
Cut little fella, isn't he?
307
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,054
Darrin, are you all right?
308
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,765
Just give him
his three wishes, Sam.
309
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,060
You promise you'll let me
have my husband back?
310
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:08,689
Frank O'Hara never
welshed on a deal in his life.
311
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:12,109
All right, Mr. O'Hara.
312
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,402
What do you want?
313
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:17,490
For me first wish, I'd
like a new pair of specs...
314
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,951
horned rims
with gold screws.
315
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,789
One pair of spectacles
coming up.
316
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,959
That's wonderful.
317
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,756
Say, you're pretty.
318
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,008
Good-lookin' wife you
got there, little fella.
319
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,594
Get on with it, will ya?
It's hot in here.
320
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,515
Spunky little fella,
isn't he?
321
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,100
For me second wish,
322
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:49,063
I'd like a new set of duds
with a purple waistcoat.
323
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,315
Got ya, Mr. O'Hara.
324
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,614
How do you do that?
325
00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,824
What?
326
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,992
Wiggle your nose
like that. Real cute.
327
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,996
It's a trade secret.
You have one wish left.
328
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,751
I'd like a Shetland pony.
329
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,670
A Shetland pony?
330
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,505
Aren't you a little
old for that?
331
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,674
Sam, don't try to
psychoanalyze him.
332
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,925
Just give him his pony.
333
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,344
Ever
since I was a little kid,
334
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,929
I wanted a Shetland pony...
335
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,931
more than anything else
in the world.
336
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:28,769
And when I didn't get it, I
felt shunned by my fellow man.
337
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,021
I became a pitiful outcast.
338
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,400
Just because
I didn't get me pony,
339
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,570
I was a mess.
Aw.
340
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,030
Sam, give him his pony!
341
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:48,455
I certainly like
the way you do that.
342
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,541
If you look
in the driveway,
343
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,085
you'll find
your third wish.
344
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,722
Just think, if someone would have done
that for me when I was a little boy,
345
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,932
it would've saved
a wasted life.
346
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:10,770
Wait till I tell the boys
down at the mission house.
347
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:15,273
Well, you gave me
me three wishes.
348
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,359
Here's your husband.
349
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,986
Just like that?
Hmm?
350
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:22,114
Don't you wanna know
where all the things came from?
351
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:26,076
Why should I? I look
upon these things as gifts.
352
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,704
Now you don't ask
where a gift comes from,
353
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,790
now, do ya, little fella?
354
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,960
I, uh...
I suppose not.
355
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,840
Well, bye-bye,
Mrs. Leprechaun.
356
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,760
Good-bye, Mr. O'Hara,
and good luck.
357
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:46,138
Before I go,
I'd like to say one thing.
358
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,515
What's that?
359
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:51,435
You two make
a very cute couple.
360
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,209
Now that's better.
361
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,752
Know something, Sam?
362
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,004
For the first time,
I feel very small.
363
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,465
It takes a big man to admit
his mistakes, sweetheart.
364
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,886
That drunk was right.
The truth is, if anyone else
365
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,429
gave you a wedding present,
366
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:31,308
I wouldn't ask how they
got it or if it was hot or...
367
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,019
Sam, I'd like to say
I'm sorry to Endora.
368
00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:36,772
Can you call her?
369
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,482
As a matter of fact,
she's here.
370
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:42,570
She's been helping me
search the house for you.
371
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,113
Mother!
372
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,491
Mother?
373
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,701
Figures.
374
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,911
Mother!
375
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,421
Mother!
376
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:04,049
You didn't have to shout,
Samantha. I'm not deaf.
377
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,845
Where were you? If you hadn't have
shouted, I would've come right away.
378
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:12,433
Mother, Darrin
has something to say to you.
379
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,727
Oh, my, my!
380
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:18,731
I did quite a job
on him, didn't I?
381
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,982
May I say something?
382
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,901
Of course, this wouldn't
have happened...
383
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,154
if he wasn't so bigoted
and unreasonable.
384
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,031
Look, if you don't
listen to me, I'll...
385
00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:30,200
Yes, what will you do?
Punch me in the knee?
386
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,369
Endora, sometimes,
you're impossible.
387
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,915
I just wanted to say,
"I'm sorry. I was wrong."
388
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:40,294
Why on earth didn't you
say that before?
389
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,762
Thank you, Mother.
390
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:53,390
Nice to have you back with
the grown-ups, sweetheart.
391
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,059
Nice to be back.
392
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,770
Uh, Mother, now that
Darrin has apologized,
393
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,356
I think that you
owe him an apology.
394
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,941
Oh, very well.
395
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:06,153
I regret my slight
transgression of the other day,
396
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:09,949
but only because
my daughter insists.
397
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,282
That's an apology?
398
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:12,409
For Mother it is.
399
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,579
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to India
400
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,999
to meditate
with a guru.
401
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:23,504
I regret my slight
transgression of the other day.
402
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,839
Uh, Darrin.
Darrin, please.
403
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,299
Don't worry about her.
404
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,761
Just remember, in the
words of Frank O'Hara,
405
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,430
we make a very
cute couple.
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