All language subtitles for Bewitched.S04E32.Man.of.the.Year.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Congratulations,
sweetheart!

Sam, how did
you know?

Louise called me.
Why didn't you?

Aw, I wanted tell you myself.

I should have known there
was something big going on

when you told me I could
get Mother to baby-sit.

- Is she here yet?
- No, but she will be.

Hmm?

In the meantime,
let's celebrate.

Honey, hold it. Hold it, hold
it! It's not that big a deal.

I am not the
Advertising Man of the Year,

I am just one of a number
of Advertising Men of the Year

named by
the Huckster's Club.

That is an honor.

Like being named
the most valuable player,

or being invited to one of
Truman Capote's parties.

Well, not that much of an honor,
but it did get us invited

to a cocktail party that's being
thrown by McMann ... Tate in my honor.

Ah, well,
how about that?

So, don't be
so modest.

Sammy, it's really not that big
a deal.

Here's to
Darrin Stephens,

who has just won
the humility trophy.

I did have a little celebration
of my own planned.

Like going out to dinner,

and dancing at the Starlight
Club.

Oh!

Made reservations for--
8:00!

Huh, I'd better go up
and change.

I'm very
proud of you.

- Thank you.
- Yeah!

Ohhh.
He's disgusting.

Mother.

What a fantastic ego.

I thought he was being rather
modest.

Behind that facade is the president
of the Darwood Stephens Fan Club.

Mother, you have always claimed
that Darrin was a nobody.

Now that he's being honored by
his peers, you cannot stand it.

A few compliments, people accepting
Dumbo's ideas and agreeing with him.

Then you think everything he
said was pure gold.

That may be true
of some mortals,

but what you don't understand is
Darrin is special.

Now, I'm gonna go upstairs

and lay out his dinner jacket,

and you make yourself
at home.

On the morrow
Praise will heap

High upon
That mortal creep

Then my daughter
You will see

Just how humble
He can be

From this day on
You will find

Mortals bending
To your mind

You will have
A glow of charm

Extending twice
Your outstretched arm

Mortals
Who in this circle be

No matter what you say
Agree

Now, my boy

We'll see
We'll see

Good morning, Miss Willis.

Did you get that report out last
night?

Yes, but I'm still hung up
on your "good morning."

What?

Everyone says hello
when they come in,

and it doesn't
mean much.

But when you say
good morning, it--

Well, it just
lights up the office.

Well, um, thank you very
much, Miss Willis.

All I said was good morning.

- Darrin?
- Yeah, Lar.

O.J. Slocum's in my
office, being impossible.

Well, would you like me to see
what I can do with him?

Look, if the old smoothie here
can't handle him, what could you do?

No, I just came in to rest
a little between rounds.

On the other hand, why
don't you give him a try.

Whatever you say.

Well, you do have a kind
of a... Something about you.

A--An air of confidence.
You know, maybe it's

that hokey award
you won.

- Ha, ha, ha.
- Thanks.

I don't know, though.

You know, Slocum
can be a real bear.

He might just
tear you to shreds.

Larry, if you enjoy
suffering,

don't let me interfere
with your fun.

No, maybe
you're right.

You--You've got
a kind of

glow of success
about you today.

All right, Darrin,
sic 'em, huh?

Yeah.

Air of confidence?

Glow of success?

Hello,
Mr. Slocum.

Goodbye,
Stephens.

Trying to double-team me with
one of your junior partners, huh?

Oh, no,
of course not, O.J.

I don't deal
with junior partners.

But, uh,
tell me

what you have
in mind, Stephens.

Oh, well,
thank you, sir.

I'm a reasonable man,
and I feel a warmth from you.

The right
chemistry.

Now, let me
have your thoughts.

Well,
um...

Mr. Slocum, I think
that our job

is, uh, to take
your thoughts,

give them sales appeal,
in our own way,

and extend that through
all the advertising media.

Exactly.

I think he has a positive way
of putting things.

I like that.

Yes, of course.

But what, in a positive
way, were you referring to

that he was putting?

Join the party, Tate.

He said, take my thoughts,
give them sales appeal

and extend them through all the
advertising media.

Oh.

Oh, yes!
I'm hip!

How about a little
brainstorming?

Well, um, Mr. Slocum, this
is a little short notice, uh...

Come on, now. What do you
think of when I say, "soup"?

Oh, wait a minute.
I may have something.

I like it, but it might
be too obvious.

No, no, I have a feeling
I'll like it too.

- Go ahead.
- Who, me?

I'm thinking
of showing

the big family
that makes your soup.

The bean dumpers,
the chili shovelers,

the salters,
the pepperers,

the stirrers,
the strainers,

the canners,
the labelers.

A group picture,
you follow?

Yes, yes, I do.

Underneath, the
caption might read,

"We're nuts
about our soup."

We're nuts about our soup.

It tastes good to me.

Well,
maybe I got lucky.

Stephens, I want
you to know

that I'm nuts
about your suggestion.

Best idea that's come out
of McMann ... Tate in years.

Thank you, sir.

Now I know why you were
voted whatever it was.

We're nuts about our soup?

You know,
on second thought...

Yes, sir?

On second thought, I like it
even better.

I want you to take personal
charge

of this campaign,
Stephens.

All right, sir.

How about that?!

I don't think that was
such a great idea.

It's not that bad.

Wait a minute.

Say it again.

We're nuts
about our soup.

It's got
a ring to it.

Yes?

[Miss Willis] It's Mr. McMann calling.

My weekly
get-on-the-ball call.

Uh, will you excuse me?
I'd better take it alone.

Put him on.

[Miss Willis] He wants to
speak to Mr. Stephens.

Oh.

Yes, sir.

Of course.

Tomorrow morning?

Oh, uh,
my pleasure, sir.

Thank you, sir.

Well, back to
the old drawing board.

- Darrin?
- Yeah, Larry.

What was that all about?

Oh, uh, Mr. McMann
wants to see me

on his yacht
tomorrow morning.

But he's my partner.

What does he wanna
see you for?

I guess he wants
to congratulate me

on being one of the
Advertising Men of the Year.

Well, he can do that
tomorrow night

at the cocktail party.

I don't know
of any other reason why.

I do.

He'll do anything to bug me.

You know,
it's funny.

You make one
little breakthrough

and suddenly they all
recognize you

for what
you really are.

What's that?

Well, you know
what you were saying

about me this morning.

Oh, they
recognize you

for a sweet
and loving husband?

No.

You know how you always
tell me I'm smart

and talented
and creative.

And modest.

Honey,
I can't help it.

Did I tell you
about O.J. Slocum?

Twice,
but who's counting?

Larry thought I'd be
eaten up alive, but no.

Right off
the top of my head,

I had it.

We're nuts
about our soup.

We're nuts
about our soup?

Slocum was stunned.

So am I.

Well, honey,
I don't say it's the...

greatest phrase
in the world,

but it's
got something.

It's got, um...

It's got, uh...

Mediocrity?

Well, sweetheart, it really
isn't that--

Everybody loved it.

Now, don't get grumpy.

What do I know about
the advertising business?

Yeah.

Anyway,
in the afternoon,

I practically sewed up
a new candy account.

It was one of
those great days

when everybody was
going along with me,

and I have a feeling it's going
to keep on going that way.

Bravo.

Tomorrow morning I see
Mr. McMann on his yacht,

and from then on
it's going to be

up, up, up!

Good, good, good.

Who knows
where it'll end.

Maybe someday
I'll become president.

Of McMann ... Tate?

No, president.

Oh, uh,
thank you.

Well, Stephens,
glad to have you aboard.

Glad to be
aboard, sir.

Would you like a cup of
my special coffee, Stephens?

Uh, thank you, sir.

Pour, Gregory.

Yes, sir.

Let me congratulate you

on being chosen one of the
Advertising Men of the Year.

And I might add that you
reek of the magnetic personality

that goes into
the making of great men.

Oh, well, that's
especially complimentary

coming from you,
Mr. McMann.

Did you know that I was the first
Advertising Man of the Year, 25 years ago?

No, that's
quite an honor, sir.

Not really.

I started the thing
and elected myself.

That's very good.

What's in--
What's in this?

151-proof rum.
How do you like it?

It's delightful.

Four parts rum
and one part coffee.

Coffee does wonderful
things to rum.

Ha, ha.

- Sit down.
- Yes, sir.

It's a funny thing, you know.

I, uh--I asked you over here to, uh,
give you, uh, ordinary congratulations.

Meeting you again, I see that
it's a great deal more than that.

You are the crown prince of
McMann ... Tate.

Well, that's very
flattering, Mr. McMann, but--

Now, now, now,
none of that modesty.

It doesn't fit in at all with the high voltage
personality that's coming across to me.

I always wondered who
was behind McMann ... Tate.

Now I know.

Aren't you forgetting
Larry Tate?

I've tried,
but I've never been able to.

Larry has a lot of good
qualities. He's hard-working.

He's not impressed by facts.
He's slippery.

He lies beautifully. And
he's got a nice head of hair.

But he's had it. Frankly,
deep down, he's shallow.

With all due respect, sir,
I disagree.

I know Larry pretty well, and--

Now, I know that
you're loyal, Darrin,

but it's time that Larry turned
over his surfboard to you

and let a younger man
ride the wave of the future.

Remember, Larry gets a cut on
every account you bring in.

Well, that's, uh, true.

Actually, you'll be
doing him a favor.

It's, uh, a nice way
of looking at it.

Well, there's always
a nice way

of looking
at things.

Well, I'm going to start on
Project Stephens.

And, uh, don't you
worry about Larry.

He'll be in line
for a big bonus.

I'm just happy
to find a man

that has what I like to
call remember ability.

That's the human version
of product identification.

Uh, thank you
very much, sir.

I do have
a lot of ideas

I'd like
to carry out.

I wanna see
McMann ... Tate

ready
for the future.

That's the way I like to hear
you talking.

I like the way
you said that.

Well, I'll be seeing you
at the party tonight

for our Advertising Man
of the Year.

Sir.

Well, there goes
an impressive

young man,
Gregory.

I thought so too, sir.

Yeah, but
for the life of me

I don't know
why I'm impressed.

I hope that's
a good sign.

Hello?

Oh, hi,
sweetheart!

How'd the meeting go
with Mr. McMann?

I bowled him over.

I dazed him.

Sam, he said I'm going to be

the crown prince
of McMann and Tate.

Terrific.

That makes me a princess.

I'll wear a tiara tonight.

I'm not kidding, Sam.

I'm on my way to the top.

McMann realized I've got it.

And, uh, you thought I was
overreacting, didn't you?

Well, I was beginning
to suspect something.

What about Larry?

Oh, he's going
to come off just fine.

Uh, look, I'll be home early
to change for the party.

Yes, Your Excellency.

Mother?

Mother!

Mother, I know
you're up to something!

Oh, you're
a wicked witch.

Yes, Mrs. Stephens, you're gonna
be very proud of friend hubby.

Impact,
that's what he's got.

Impact.

Is that
what it is?

I thought it was
sex appeal.

Well, that I'm not
willing to judge.

You don't drink,
Mr. McMann?

Uh, well,
only coffee.

Hello,
McMann.

Oh, uh,
Mrs. Stephens,

this is Charles Gilbert, the head
of the Hercules Tractor Company.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

And Darrin Stephens,
our young executive

who's been voted
one of this year's

you-know-what's.

How do you do, sir?

Why, I'm happy
to know you, Mr. Stephens.

I wish you'd sit in on our next
conference.

Well, things are kind of
piling up on me, and--

He's just full of ideas.

I really don't
have the time.

You see, Mr. Stephens,
we sell our tractors

to the man who has
made America great.

The common man.

And right now,

you're coming across to me as the
man who could speak his language.

- Hercules Tractor, huh?
- Mmm-hmm.

Impact,
that's what he's got.

I see a picture.

A picture of a tractor
pulling a stump.

The caption reads...

It reads...

"Let Herc
give it a jerk."

It's great.

I love it.

Let Herc
give it a jerk?

It's amazing.

Right off the top
of his head.

It's a very
fertile area.

They loved it.

Yes, but,
sweetheart,

it really
isn't that good.

If McMann,
Gilbert and I

think it's good,
it's good.

Right.

Darrin.
Samantha.

This is Mr. Angel, who
makes that wonderful brew,

Angel Coffee.

Samantha
and Darrin Stephens.

- How do you do?
- How do you do, sir?

You're that fellow,
aren't you?

Okay, Stephens,
do it.

Uh, do what?

If you're that good, give me
an idea for our new campaign.

Oh, um,
more coffee,

and don't put so much
coffee in it this time.

Doesn't he get a chance to
think about it a little first?

I'm thinking about it now.

How about, "The good, good
morning flavor

that makes getting out
of bed worth while."

- Marvelous.
- Great.

Brains.

Fantastic.

You have a higher duty
than McMann ... Tate.

Our government
needs men like you.

Have you ever thought of running
for congressman or senator?

No, but he's thought
of running for president.

That's what I wanted to hear.

I'd like you to lead a
middle-of-the-road party. I'll back you.

Think about it,
Mr. Stephens.

Think about it.

Sam, did you
hear that?

With both ears.

Of course,
it's ridiculous.

I'm not ready
for that yet.

What do you think?

I think we should go

while we can still
get your head

through the door.

I should think
that you would be happy

that other people
are beginning

to appreciate
my special talent.

But, oh, no! You have--

- Mother!
- Huh?

Sweetheart, why don't
you sit down

and plan who's going
to be in your cabinet.

I have a few questions
I want to ask Mother.

Oh, darling.
I'm sorry,

but I must
leave immediately.

My club is having
a costume party

and I'm going as Twiggy.

Not yet.

I figured it out.

You didn't put a spell
on Darrin.

You put one around him,
didn't you?

A spell?

Does that mean
I'm not really

one of the Advertising Men of
the Year?

No, no, of course not.

Mother cast a spell that
affects all mortals around you.

They are overwhelmed
by anything you say.

Then I don't have impact

and remember ability
and all that?

And you said it wouldn't
go to his head.

Mother was right,
wasn't she?

No.

Now you remove
that spell this instant.

But dumb-dumb loves it.

I do not.

Oh... well.

Edgeful, eyeful
Trifle, tree

This removes
The spell round thee.

Thank you.

I thought I had
some good ideas tonight.

Sweetheart, how often
have you had really good ideas

right off the top
of your head?

Not very often.

They were always the
result of a lot of hard work.

Nothing worthwhile
comes that easily.

Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.

It'll probably take all night, but
why don't you go into the study

and come up
with some good ideas

to sell those clients tomorrow.

Uh-huh.

Goodnight,
Mr. President.

No, no, I'm sorry,
gentlemen.

There's something
I like about,

"That good,
good morning flavor

that makes getting
out of bed worthwhile."

I don't know why I like it,
but it impresses me.

Maybe I just impressed you.

No, I'm not particularly
impressed by you.

I'm not,
either.

Excuse me, I'll be back
in a moment.

Hello?

Oh, hi,
sweetheart.

How are
the new ideas going?

They still like the bad ones.

I can't sell them
the good stuff.

Honey, can, uh, can you
put that you-know-what

back on you-know-who,
just temporarily?

Well, uh...

Well, okay.

Is that it?

Uh, that's it.
Goodbye, honey.

Believe me, Mr. Angel. I
can't explain why Darrin

has gone sour
on these ideas,

but, well, sometimes it happens
to creative people.

Darrin, Mr. Angel
and I agree

that you completely
lost your judgment.

Mr. Angel, I'm going to
tell you this new idea

just once more,

and I want you to listen

as if you were hearing
it for the first time.

Nothing can make me
listen to that again.

Oh, no?

Except a man like you. Go ahead.

- I see a cloud.
- Mmm-hmm.

On the cloud
are a couple of angels

drinking
Angel Coffee.

Yes, yes,
I like it.

From their expressions, you
can see the coffee is sublime.

I like it
very much.

Underneath
it says,

"By special permission this
heavenly brew is now available

to deserving
people on Earth."

The greatest!

I don't know why
I didn't see that before.

Well, I've heard
all I have to hear.

Carry on,
gentlemen.

Well, goodbye,
Mr. Angel.

We'll keep
in touch.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Goodbye, sir.

That was great, Darrin.

Thanks,
Lar.

Send the next customer in.

We're rolling, Larry.

Ha, ha.

You through
with that spell now?

Throw it away.

Hmm.

We talked
six different clients

out of bad ideas
and into good ideas.

And I talked
Mr. Ramser

into finding another
presidential candidate.

Good. I only wanna
be your first lady.

Even without a spell,

I do have
a little witchcraft

of my own, and a talent
for persuading people.

After all,
I persuaded you

to marry me,
didn't I?

Oh,
that you did.

That alone is enough
to make me

Advertising Man
of the Year.

In my opinion,

- you are man of the century.
- Hmm.

But, uh, don't let it
go to your head.

It went
to my head.

- Ha.
- Mmm.