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Sweetheart, stand still
so I can button your dress.
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I want to wear blue jeans.
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Tomorrow.
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Today you are wearing
a very nice dress
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because we are
going to have
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very nice company,
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Grandma Stephens.
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Grandma Endora too?
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No sweetheart,
just Grandma Stephens.
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And, uh,
Tabatha,
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I want you
to remember
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that Grandma Stephens
and Grandma Endora
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are two entirely
different grandmas.
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You understand?
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With Grandma Endora, I have fun.
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Well, you have fun
with Grandma Stephens too.
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Only in
a different way.
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Because we can't let
Grandma Stephens know
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that you're a--
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That you and I are--
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That you and I
and Grandma Endora are--
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And that
Daddy isn't.
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Do you know
what I mean?
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No.
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I didn't think so.
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So stay close to Mommy,
and we'll hope for the best.
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Tabatha,
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did you leave your shoes
downstairs again?
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Then be a good girl,
and get them.
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Tabatha, that is not how good
little girls get their shoes.
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Sometimes I have
the feeling
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you don't
get my message.
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"The sheep and the lambs
are in the meadow,
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and the little colt
stays near his mother."
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Oh, look at
his long legs.
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Isn't he cute?
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Here she is.
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Be sure and give her
a big kiss.
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Oh, Mother Stephens,
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Mwah.
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I can't tell you
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how delighted I am to see you.
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The same to you,
my dear.
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And how is my son,
your husband?
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Handsome as ever,
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and hard at work to support his
family.
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Hello,
Grandma Stephens.
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Well, sweetheart!
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My what a
nice welcome.
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Did you coach her?
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Oh, Mother Stephens,
what a thing to say.
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Tabatha, my sweet,
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I have a little
present for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Bunny hop?
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No.
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No, sweetheart,
the bunny doesn't hop.
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The bunny is a toy bunny.
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Can I make this bunny
my baby brother?
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Yes, sweetheart.
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So long as you
only pretend.
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Okay.
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How else could
she do it?
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How else could
she do what?
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How else could she make
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a bunny her baby
brother, without pretending?
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Oh, well, she couldn't.
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It's just that she has
such a vivid imagination
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I have to keep
reminding her.
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I see.
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May we sit down?
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Oh, let's.
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Samantha,
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when Tabatha
was born
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I made it
a strict rule
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that I would
never interfere
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with how you and Darrin
chose to raise her.
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I know,
and we appreciate it.
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However, rules are made
to be broken.
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So I hope you
won't be offended
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when I tell you I think
you're making a big mistake.
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What's my big mistake?
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Samantha,
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you are an
over-protective mother.
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You don't expose your
daughter to other children.
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She has
no playmates.
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That's why she wants to make a
stuffed rabbit her baby brother.
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The child is desperately
in need of companionship.
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Mother Stephens, I understand
what you're trying to say, but--
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Would you consider her too
good for other children?
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No.
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We consider her...
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We consider her...
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Can I get you
a cup of coffee?
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Samantha, dear,
you're stalling.
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Why don't you just admit
I'm right?
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Okay.
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You're right.
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I'll make a mental note
to expose Tabatha
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to other children.
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Fine.
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You can start with
Michael Millhowser.
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Who's Michael Millhowser?
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He is the five-year-old son of
Stanley and Gretchen Millhowser.
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Gretchen is
the daughter
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of one of my dearest
and oldest friends.
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She and her family just
moved here from Chicago,
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and they don't
know a soul.
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Well, we must invite them over.
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When?
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Next week?
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Oh, I'm sure
they'd love it.
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But in
the meantime,
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Gretchen has invited you
and Tabatha to their house.
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She has?
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In 15 minutes.
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I took the liberty
of accepting for you.
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Oh.
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But, uh, Mother Stephens, we
were looking forward
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to spending the morning
with you.
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Oh!
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I'm going with you.
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I haven't seen Michael
since he was a baby.
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Uh...
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Mother Stephens...
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Yes, dear?
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I'll go get
Michael's playmate.
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Hello, Gretchen, dear,
how are you?
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Aunt Phyllis, good to see you.
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Gretchen Millhowser,
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this is my
daughter-in-Samantha,
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and my granddaughter,
Tabatha.
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Pleased to
meet you.
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How do you do?
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Oh, come in.
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Just step over the toys.
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I believe in a lived-in
atmosphere for children.
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It gives them
a sense of belonging.
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Tabatha,
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my son, Michael,
is very anxious to meet you.
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Michael, darling,
come here.
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Vroom!
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Well, I don't believe it.
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Look how big he is.
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Michael,
I want you to--
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Vroom!
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He's busy playing
dive-bomber.
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Well, I have an appointment at
the beauty shop.
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I'll leave you two
younger generations alone
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so you can get acquainted.
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I'll let myself out.
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[Phyllis] Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Vroom!
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Oop!
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In due time,
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Michael will learn to put his
things away himself,
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but I don't want to force him.
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I want him to do it out of his
own sense of pride.
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Oh, yes.
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Michael,
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don't you want to come over and
meet two beautiful ladies?
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No.
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He's a little shy about
extra-familial contacts.
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Uh, what about his contacts with
the wall?
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After we get settled,
we're repainting.
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Michael, would you like to take
our company outside
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and show them your play yard?
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No!
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He's releasing the hostility
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caused by being uprooted
to a new environment.
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Oh.
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We'll go to the play
yard without him,
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and he'll follow us from a
need for group identification.
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Really?
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Oh.
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Wow!
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Uh, how many--?
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How many children do you have?
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Just one,
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but an active one.
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Well, I've never seen
anything like it.
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You have enough equipment to
open a nursery school.
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My husband and I believe
in physical exercise
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as a means of
sublimating anxiety.
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Go ahead, Tabatha, play
with anything you like.
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Um, where do you and your
husband entertain your friends?
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You mean when we have
barbecues and things like that?
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Yes.
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We have a little area
outside the service porch.
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All we have to do is move the
garbage cans.
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Oh.
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[Michael] Get off!
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Michael, dearest,
there are two other swings.
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I want
this one.
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Oh, it's
his favorite.
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Well, that's all right.
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Come on, Tabatha.
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Come on.
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You can swing on this one.
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There now,
Michael.
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Now you have
your swing.
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I don't
want it.
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Do you have
other children?
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No, not yet.
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Oh.
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Do you feel, uh...
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an only child
has greater difficulty
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in resolving
the Oedipus conflict?
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Well, uh, I'm not sure.
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I guess I haven't
given it much thought.
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But I feel an only child makes
it easier on the grocery bill.
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Look!
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They're both
in the same sandbox.
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Is that good or bad?
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It depends on how they
orient their behavior patterns.
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Let's leave them
on their own.
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Mrs. Stephens,
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we really should leave them
on their own.
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Good.
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How do you do that?
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Your mother must be pleased to
have you living near her.
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I think so.
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And of course
she's thrilled
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to be able
to see more of Michael.
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I can imagine.
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Even though he's a bit
of a challenge.
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Yes, I sensed that.
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Stop that.
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Make me.
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Help!
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Mom!
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That's Michael's
frustration scream.
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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!
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Get me out of here!
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Tabatha!
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What happened?
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She locked me in a cage
and took away my wagon.
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There's an example of the
imagination
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of a child with a free spirit.
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Fantastic.
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Tabatha,
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give Michael
back his wagon.
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I'm terribly
sorry.
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Forget it.
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Let's finish
our coffee.
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Tabatha hasn't learned
to share, has she?
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I don't
like you.
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I don't
like you.
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I wish I was
a doggy.
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Why?
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So I could bite you
to pieces.
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Ruff!
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00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,828
I wish I was a doggy.
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I wish so too.
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00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,841
What's that noise?
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I guess they're playing with
your dog.
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We don't
have a dog.
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Tabatha.
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Tabatha, where's Michael?
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Oh, Tabatha,
you didn't?
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You couldn't.
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You did?
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Oh!
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Michael.
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Where did that come from?
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Oh, it's probably a stray.
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And where's Michael?
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Oh, he's probably hiding.
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Michael!
271
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,894
Michael, where are you?
272
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,020
Michael!
273
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,939
Come out, come out
wherever you are.
274
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,109
He went around in front.
275
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,361
I'm coming, dear.
276
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,945
I'm coming.
277
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:25,865
Oh!
278
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:29,744
Oh, Tabatha,
I'm ashamed of you.
279
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,621
Hi, Gretchen.
280
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,414
There was some mix-up
in appointments.
281
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,999
They had me down
for tomorrow,
282
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,044
so I thought I'd come back and
see how things were going.
283
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,297
Where did that dog
come from?
284
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,548
I have no idea.
285
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,550
But I wish
he'd go away.
286
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,593
Get away. Get--
287
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,678
Did you
see that?
288
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,430
He tried
to bite me.
289
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,641
I've got a good mind
to call the dog pound
290
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,226
and have him
taken away.
291
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,645
Oh, I-I wouldn't do that.
292
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,773
Th-the dog is probably
just suffering
293
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,360
from a disorientation trauma
294
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,196
compounded by
a fear of rejection.
295
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,242
How do you
know that?
296
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,036
Well, wh-when you think of it,
297
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,123
how much different
is a dog from a child?
298
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,516
Tabatha,
299
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,686
that was a very
naughty thing to do.
300
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:39,355
Wishing Michael
into a bulldog.
301
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,941
It was an accent.
302
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,443
An accent?
303
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,527
Oh!
304
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,613
You mean an accident.
305
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,532
How was it an accident?
306
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,492
He wished he was a doggy.
307
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,703
I wished so too.
308
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,371
Tabatha,
309
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,789
when are you
going to learn
310
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,625
that just because you
wish something were so
311
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,920
that you mustn't witchcraft-it
to happen.
312
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,466
You see, what I mean is,
you must control--
313
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,176
Michael!
314
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,054
Michael Millhowser.
315
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,807
If you find him, you tell
Gretchen immediately.
316
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,977
She's searching the house from
top to bottom.
317
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,855
And that stupid bulldog
is following her.
318
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,483
Tabatha,
come on, get down.
319
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,485
Come on.
320
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,653
Now, listen.
321
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,031
We have to change
Michael back.
322
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,700
I suppose I should say you have
to change him back
323
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,035
because it's
your spell.
324
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,163
Should I close my eyes
and wish?
325
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,247
Yes.
326
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,333
And wish
as hard as you can.
327
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,838
Are you wishing
as hard as you can?
328
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,089
Yes.
329
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,510
Oh, well...
330
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,969
relax, sweetheart.
331
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,513
I guess you're too young
to do it
332
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,181
unless the victim's right
here with you.
333
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,017
[Gretchen] He just doesn't
seem to be anywhere around.
334
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,644
But you mustn't do it
335
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,064
in front of Mrs. Millhowseror
Grandma Stephens.
336
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,191
Any luck?
337
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,275
No.
338
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,818
He's a good hider.
339
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,237
I wish
he'd come back,
340
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,739
but I'm gratified that when he
does something,
341
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,241
he does it well.
342
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,411
Ew!
343
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,080
I'm sure he's around
somewhere.
344
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,291
Look at that.
345
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,544
It's as if he's trying
to tell you something.
346
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,962
I don't want to
listen to him,
347
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,422
I want to listen
to my baby.
348
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,970
[Michael] Come and get me,
I'm out front!
349
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:38,849
Come on.
350
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,643
Come on, Michael.
351
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,270
Come on.
352
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,190
Now, Tabatha,
353
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,443
what Mommy did
was ventriloquism,
354
00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:51,362
uh, with a dash
of witchcraft.
355
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:55,782
I want you to hurry up and wish
Michael back into a--
356
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,662
Oh, hold it.
Hold it.
357
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,917
"Hold it"?
358
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,210
Yes.
359
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,546
Sh-she was going to play
a game with the doggy,
360
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,714
but now that
you're here
361
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,757
she'd much rather
play with you.
362
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,427
That's sweet.
363
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,725
I wonder if he could have run
away from home.
364
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,059
You're right!
365
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,146
I'll go see if he has
an identification tag.
366
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,898
Oh, Samantha,
come back.
367
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,484
I was talking
about Michael.
368
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,659
Oh!
369
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,827
Michael.
370
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,455
Michael,
you come back here.
371
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,464
Michael?
372
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,715
Michael,
come here.
373
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,637
Oh!
374
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,305
Michael.
375
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,640
Michael, come on.
376
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,516
Be a good boy,
uh, dog.
377
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,519
Come on, Michael.
378
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,191
Enough is enough.
379
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,907
Whew!
380
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,512
All right,
come on.
381
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,055
Come on.
382
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,600
All right,
Tabatha.
383
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,018
Come on.
384
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,436
Now you wish Michael back into a
little boy.
385
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,814
And don't fool around.
386
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,357
Close your eyes.
387
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:01,200
We've looked all over,
and we just--
388
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,076
Michael.
389
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,369
He was hiding
out back.
390
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,371
My son,
391
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,205
my darling,
392
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,290
my sweetheart,
my angel.
393
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,250
Oh, Michael,
394
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,167
I know you didn't do it
on purpose,
395
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,921
but you made Mommy
very worried.
396
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,047
Where were you?
397
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:18,008
Please,
I can handle this.
398
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,594
Michael, dear,
where were you?
399
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,138
I was a doggy.
400
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,517
Michael,
as you well know,
401
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,270
Daddy and I encourage
childhood fantasies
402
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,440
as beneficial to
psychogenic development,
403
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:36,609
but this is going
just a little bit too far.
404
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,612
As your mother,
I ask you again,
405
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,864
where were you?
406
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,199
I was a doggy.
407
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,286
He's a stubborn little... boy,
isn't he?
408
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,416
Samantha,
what do you think?
409
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,625
About what?
410
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,752
About a child
411
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:56,797
who compulsively insists on
fibbing.
412
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,759
Oh. That.
413
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,595
Well, um, I think that
in this case
414
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,305
I'd make an allowance.
415
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,015
Uh, you see,
416
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,266
that stray bulldog
417
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,770
may have frightened Michael into
a trauma.
418
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,189
Of what specific nature?
419
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:14,940
Well, uh,
420
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,650
that's hard to say.
421
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,654
A psychogenic trauma?
422
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,782
You may be right.
423
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,910
However, there's also
a possibility
424
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:29,580
that I may have committed
tactical error.
425
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,665
Of what specific nature?
426
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,959
Of being too permissive.
427
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,796
Of letting a five-year-old
boy run my life
428
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,381
instead of my running his.
429
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:44,386
Well, there is a group that
advocates the use of discipline.
430
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,430
And I belong to it.
431
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,515
Do you?
432
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,141
Oh, yes, I do.
433
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,102
I believe that children want a
certain amount of discipline.
434
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,105
To have limits on
what they can get away with.
435
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,234
Because having to be
a free spirit 24 hours a day
436
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,611
can be pretty exhausting.
437
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,530
And pretty confusing.
438
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,156
Amen.
439
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,784
That just might
have some validity.
440
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,744
You know what?
441
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,080
I'm going to
take a whack at it.
442
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,874
Michael,
443
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,627
go clear all your junk out of
the living room.
444
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:20,005
Then I'll give you and
Tabatha some milk and cookies.
445
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,173
I don't want any milk.
446
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,590
I don't want any cookies.
447
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,718
And I want hero go home.
448
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,307
I'll give you and Tabatha some
milk and cookies,
449
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,936
and you will finish
your milk to the last drop.
450
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,479
Is that clear?
451
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,772
Yes, ma'am.
452
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,692
All right, Michael, move out.
453
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,359
Yes, ma'am.
454
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,532
How did
that sound?
455
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,617
Fine.
456
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,119
How did it feel?
457
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,371
It felt sensational!
458
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,330
I'll get the milk and cookies.
459
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,089
Samantha.
460
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,840
Yes, Mother Stephens?
461
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,634
What happened
to the bulldog?
462
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:11,640
I think he finally heard
his master's voice.
463
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,071
All right, sweetheart,
464
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:30,284
you and your new bunny
have a nice nap.
465
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,452
Okay?
466
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,461
Bunny hop.
467
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,263
I'll bet after playing with
Michael all afternoon,
468
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,682
Tabatha will haves nice long
nap.
469
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,267
I bet she will too.
470
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,686
Aren't you glad
I talked you into going?
471
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,229
Very.
472
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,693
What's the matter?
473
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,070
Nothing.
474
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,696
Oh, nothing.
475
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:10,741
And you and your daughter have
each made a nice new friend.
476
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,409
Yes, we have.
477
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,579
So aren't you glad
I talked you into going?
478
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,289
Very.
479
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,294
Well, uh, goodbye,
Mother Stephens.
480
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:23,671
We'll see you soon.
481
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,339
Goodbye, dear.
482
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,340
Oh, Samantha?
483
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,133
Yes?
484
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,094
Give my son
my love.
485
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,387
I will.
486
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,721
I promise.
487
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,686
Oh, Tabatha,
488
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,063
one of these days
489
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:45,317
you are going to make
your mother a nervous wreck.
490
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,071
Ooh!
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