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I don't know.
I just don't know.
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Sam, please, I have no more time
to be a Christmas tree.
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I've got a 9:30 meeting
with a new client.
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Now, sweetheart,
it'll only take a second,
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and it's easier than lugging
the real tree around.
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Come on, honey, let's just
put it where it was last year.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Well, all right, all right,
let's try it.
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We... Well, spread your arms,
sweetheart,
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so I can get an idea
of the width.
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How's this?
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Darrin, trees don't
stand that way.
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Sag your branches a little.
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That's better.
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And that's it.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Now, you won't forget
to pick the tree up
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on the way home.
- No, honey, I won't.
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And last year's tree was
a little skimpy on one side,
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so don't buy the first
one you see, hm?
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Sam, believe me,
no matter how spectacular
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the first tree I see is,
I won't buy it.
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But I still don't know
where to put the...
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Hmm.
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No.
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Perfect!
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Merry Christmas.
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Mr. Tate, I started out life
as a poor boy.
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Now, I'm one of the richest men
in America.
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- Do you know why?
- No, sir. Why?
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Three things: persistence,
prudence and punctuality.
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- The three P.S...
- The three P.S...
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I must remember that.
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Yes, sir, those three little P.S.
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have served me all my life.
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I never violate them,
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and I won't stand for it
when others do.
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Absolutely right.
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Good, then you'll
understand when I say
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your man is late
and I'm leaving.
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Wait a minute,
Mr. Mortimer.
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I... I'm sure there's a very
good reason for Darrin to be...
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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But you know what traffic is
on the day before Christmas.
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I told you
there was a good reason.
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I know you did, and I'm
still waiting to hear it.
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Oh, right. Uh...
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Let's get to it, Darrin.
You know, tell Mr. Mortimer
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the lead concept you have
for Mortimer Instant Soups.
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Slow down, Larry. This was
a get-acquainted meeting.
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We planned to present
your campaign brochure
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after the Christmas holidays.
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- Did we?
- Yes, Larry, we did.
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Mr. Stephens,
time is money,
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and I see no reason to waste it.
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That's right.
Waste not, want not.
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Christmas is just
another day to me.
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Me, too.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
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It's hard
to tell the difference.
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Gentlemen,
we're running late.
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We'll have to discuss
your campaign
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for Mortimer Soups tonight.
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- Be sure you're prepared.
- But, Mr. Mortimer, tonight is...
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- Right, tonight it is.
- Good. At my house.
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Dinner at 6:00, promptly.
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- But...
- Promptly it is.
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Larry, what are you doing?
I can't make it tonight.
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I promised Sam we'd
decorate our Christmas tree.
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Darrin, Mortimer Instant Soups
is a $500,000 account.
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That kind of decoration
doesn't grow on Christmas trees.
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I'm sorry, Larry,
but a promise is a promise.
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Then I'll make you
a promise.
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I promise the meeting
will be short and sweet.
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And another thing, I don't like the
way Mortimer steps all over everybody.
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Darrin, for the kind of money
we're talking about,
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a couple of footprints
won't kill you.
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Besides, we'll be
out of there by 8:00.
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Just leave it
to your old Uncle Larry.
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Yes, gentlemen, when I think
of Mortimer's Instant Soups,
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I don't think
of a powdered product
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that comes out
of a cold, heartless box.
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No, indeed.
I think of something
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that a mother would have made
with her own loving hands.
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Hawkins, this coffee's cold.
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I'm sorry, sir.
It's a fresh pot.
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But I'll make another one.
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Get some fresh cups, Hawkins.
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- Yes, sir.
- No, thanks, mine's fine.
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Delicious, as a matter of fact.
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Mine's delicious, too.
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But cold.
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Time's passing, gentlemen.
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It certainly is getting late.
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Exactly, so let's get back
to business.
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Mr. Mortimer, I'm sorry,
but this is Christmas Eve,
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and my wife
is expecting me home early.
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You know I don't believe
in all this Christmas fuss.
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It's crass
commercial nonsense.
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It's, uh... It's, um...
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Try "humbug."
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Darrin.
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So if you gentlemen
will excuse me...
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Where are you going, Stephens?
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Yeah, where are you going,
Stephens?
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Out to participate
in a little Christmas nonsense.
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It's getting late,
and I still have a tree to buy.
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I'm not paying your
advertising agency $500,000
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so you can run out
and buy a tree on my time.
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Mr. Mortimer,
there's a time for soup,
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and there's a also a time
for sugarplums.
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And that time, for me, is now.
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So good night,
gentlemen.
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Stephens,
this meeting isn't over.
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Yes, Stephens!
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Stephens, you come back here!
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Stephens,
come back here.
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Larry was really
a little shook up,
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but I know he'll handle
Mortimer beautifully.
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In a pinch, old Lar
always comes through.
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Let me help you
with the tinsel, honey.
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This one branch
is a little bald.
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I wonder what Mr. Mortimer has
against Christmas.
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Probably the fact that people
don't give Mortimer Soup as gifts.
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More tinsel, honey.
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Sam, what are you doing?
I asked for more tinsel.
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I gave it to you.
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Honey, one piece of tinsel
is not the same as more tinsel.
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One piece at a time
is the way to hang tinsel.
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It gives the tree
that delicate, lacy look.
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Hon, it's a Christmas tree,
not a doily.
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Oh, I'll get it.
You keep working.
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Here you go.
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One at a time.
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- Oh, hi, Larry.
- Hi, Sam.
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I'd like you to meet
Mr. Mortimer. Uh, Mrs. Stephens.
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Merry Christmas,
Mr. Mortimer.
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I hope we're not
interrupting anything.
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Not at all. Come on in.
Put your coats down.
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Sweetheart, you'll
never guess who's here.
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Who?
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Surprise.
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I'll say.
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Well, Mr. Mortimer and I had a very
productive meeting after you left.
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We came up
with some great ideas,
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and since I knew
you'd be dying to hear them,
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we didn't wanna keep you
in suspense.
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Stephens, we came here
to talk business.
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Mr. Mortimer, nobody
works on Christmas Eve.
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Except Santa Claus.
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How about a nice cup
of eggnog?
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No, thank you, young lady.
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Stephens,
we're wasting time.
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Either we talk business or
I'm leaving. Which is it to be?
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I'll walk you
to the door.
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Darrin.
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Mr. Mortimer,
Larry...
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I'll be delighted to join you
in a business discussion
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the day after tomorrow.
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Stephens, I take your refusal
as a personal rejection.
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I certainly didn't
intend it that way.
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Nobody rejects Jesse Mortimer.
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Tate, I want this man
on my account
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or there won't be
an account.
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He has ten seconds
to change his mind.
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Darrin, change your mind.
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Sweetheart, I can finish
trimming the tree myself.
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Samantha, I am going to
help you finish the tree.
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Then you're going to help me
get the Santa Claus suit ready
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for Tabitha's surprise
in the morning.
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Two seconds.
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I refuse to be intimidated!
It's a matter of principle.
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Time's up.
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Gentlemen... Mortimer Soups
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will take its business
elsewhere.
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Whoa. Wait, Mr. Mortimer.
Mr. Mortimer, wait.
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I can explain everything.
Darrin was just...
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[Larry] Mr. Mortimer?
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He's gone.
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A $500,000 account.
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Darrin, how can you
do this to me?
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Especially at Christmas.
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What surprises me is Larry.
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I know he's got chronic dollar
signs in front of his eyes,
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but you'd think he'd give them
a Christmas vacation.
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Mr. Mortimer's
the one with the problem.
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Well, he really seems
to hate Christmas.
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You know, I bet he doesn't
even believe in Santa Claus.
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Can't blame him for that. After all, he
doesn't have your inside information.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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What a pretty little girl
you are, Tabitha.
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And how you've grown
since Santa saw you last year.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Boy, am I beat.
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Imagine going through life
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with that kind of attitude
toward Christmas.
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Well, think of all the fun
he's missing.
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Hmm, and all the fun he'd like
the rest of us to miss with him.
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It's a waste.
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- Mm-hm.
- A real waste.
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There must be some way
of reaching that man.
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Everybody's got
a reaching point.
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Ohhh.
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Darrin, I have an idea.
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Darrin.
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Sure, Sam,
anything you say.
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Just don't get involved
with any...
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Bah, humbug.
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Hawkins! Hawkins!
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Hawkins!
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Shh.
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You're gonna wake
the entire neighborhood.
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Who the devil are you?
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Why, you're...
you're Mrs. Stephens.
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Who gave you permission
to invade my house?
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Don't think of me
as Mrs. Stephens.
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Think of me
as the spirit of Christmas.
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Poppycock!
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I had a feeling you'd say that.
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I'll give you just five seconds
to get out of here.
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Well, you leave me no choice.
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I guess I'll just have to
tell you the simple truth.
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I'm a witch.
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One second.
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You... You broke my clock.
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I don't know what trick you
used, but you broke my clock.
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- You'll have to pay for it.
- Oh, Mr. Mortimer,
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I didn't break your clock.
I simply stopped it.
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I told you, I'm a witch.
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Nonsense.
Stop wasting my time.
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There is no such thing
as a witch.
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Oh, just as there's no such
thing as Santa Claus?
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Oh, well, I can fix that.
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What the devil's going on here?
Now, you get out of this room
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and get back into my nightmare,
where you belong.
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Not yet.
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Not until I've given you
your Christmas present.
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Mr. Mortimer, you are
going to take a long, long trip.
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Oh, uh, you don't get
airsick, do you?
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Put me down!
Put me down!
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You'll hear from
my lawyer about this.
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So sue me.
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Look down,
but don't get dizzy.
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Look down there.
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Oh, my,
isn't that lovely?
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Help! Help!
247
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,602
I'm cold.
248
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,354
Oh, well,
that's no problem.
249
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,689
I can whip you up a
little fur coat in no time.
250
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,236
Get this thing off me.
251
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,031
You and your tricks.
I'd rather freeze.
252
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,741
Well, anything you say.
253
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,955
He should be here
in a minute, anyway.
254
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,166
Who should be? Where are we?
255
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,584
The North Pole.
256
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,587
But that's terrible.
I'm wearing my magnetic watch.
257
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,839
- It'll be ruined.
- Aww.
258
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344
- Samantha!
- Hello, Santa.
259
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,845
What a wonderful surprise.
260
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,307
- Come in, my dear. Come in.
- After you, Mr. Mortimer.
261
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,941
Santa, I'd like you to meet
a friend of mine.
262
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,361
- Mr. Mortimer, Santa Claus.
- How do you do, Mr. Mortimer?
263
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,279
It's a trick.
I know it's a trick.
264
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,365
Oh, a non-believer.
265
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,575
A really sad case, Santa.
266
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,494
Well, I guess
a little convincing trip
267
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,205
is in order, eh, Samantha?
- Right.
268
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,083
Right after I finish
my last shipment.
269
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,420
- Oh, here, let me help you.
- Thank you, my dear.
270
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,380
We are a little
short-handed.
271
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,133
You too, Mr. Mortimer.
Make yourself useful.
272
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,427
In the red bag, right there.
273
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,430
I'm sorry I'm not my usual
ho-ho self this year,
274
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,683
but it's been
a very hard winter.
275
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,270
One thing after another
with the elves.
276
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,063
[Samantha] Oh, dear.
277
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,565
Well, you can rest next month.
278
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,525
- Mm?
- Yeah, take a trip.
279
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,027
Maybe a couple of weeks
in Florida.
280
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,073
Easy with that doll,
Mr. Mortimer!
281
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,452
That's a Suzi Bruisy doll.
282
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,247
When you squeeze it,
it turns black and blue.
283
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,749
It's the only one of its kind
in the world.
284
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,755
Oh, Santa, I know a little girl
who'd just love that.
285
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,301
Oh, really? Should I guess,
or do you wanna tell me?
286
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,345
This is ridiculous.
287
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,222
I'm Jesse Mortimer
of Mortimer Soups,
288
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,349
and I demand to be
taken home!
289
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,893
Jesse Mortimer?
I don't...
290
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,729
I don't remember ever having
dropped down your chimney.
291
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,689
Well, of course not.
You don't exist.
292
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,900
Who are you under
that beard anyway?
293
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,401
Ow!
294
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,778
Mr. Mortimer!
295
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,615
Well, I'll be glad
to take you home.
296
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,034
But we'll have to make a
few stops along the way.
297
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,621
And I'm sure you'll find
them very interesting.
298
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,959
You behave yourself.
299
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,674
Ho, ho, ho!
300
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,302
Ooh, fasten your seat belt,
Mr. Mortimer.
301
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,679
Seat belt in a sleigh?
302
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,015
Standard equipment
this year.
303
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,648
Well, Mr. Mortimer,
this is Santa's last stop
304
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,400
before we
take you home.
305
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,487
- Should we go up on the roof and meet him?
- No, wait a minute.
306
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,240
Isn't that Hawkins?
307
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,450
There you go.
Up you go.
308
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,285
Hold on tight.
309
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,997
Yes, it is Hawkins. I knew it!
310
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,626
What are they so happy about?
Don't they know they're poor?
311
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,503
Mr. Mortimer, you're rich.
312
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,879
Are you happy?
313
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,927
Ho, ho, ho!
314
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,513
Don't be
so grumpy, Mr. Mortimer.
315
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,934
- It's Christmas.
- I still say humbug!
316
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,020
Ho, ho, ho!
317
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,608
[Samantha] Well, here we are,
Mr. Mortimer.
318
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,859
Home, sweet home.
319
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,696
Good night, Mr. Mortimer.
Sleep tight.
320
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,462
Ho... ho.
321
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,676
Oh, boy.
322
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,096
Hi, hon.
You getting up already?
323
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,638
Uh-huh.
324
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:22,560
I, uh... I didn't want
Tabitha to beat us to the tree.
325
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,896
I'll get dressed
and keep her busy...
326
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,609
...while you put on the rest
of your Santa Claus suit.
327
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:37,241
Ho, ho, ho.
328
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,910
You know something?
329
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,623
Santa Claus should be here
very, very soon.
330
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,085
Hurry up, Santa,
wherever you are.
331
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,504
Ho, ho, ho!
332
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,548
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
333
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,800
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
334
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:59,013
A merry Christmas!
A merry Christmas!
335
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,642
And since Tabitha's been such
a good little girl all year,
336
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,895
Santa has a whole bag
full of toys for her.
337
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,104
Oh, my.
338
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,440
Here's a paint set
for you.
339
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,150
And let's see,
what else...
340
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,236
A bear!
341
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,364
Aww.
342
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,617
And... a surprise.
343
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,453
Oh, Tabitha,
isn't that wonderful?
344
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,996
What do you say
to Santa?
345
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,205
Daddy.
346
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,916
Oh, dear.
347
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,709
Well, sweetheart,
you were so good,
348
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,252
I never would've
guessed.
349
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,296
Sure.
350
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,131
Santa will get it.
351
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,596
Ho, ho, ho!
352
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,432
Ho, ho, ho, yourself,
Larry.
353
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,142
You recognized me, huh?
354
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,352
Hi, Larry.
355
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,896
Everybody recognizes me.
356
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,731
Daddy.
357
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,275
Well, almost everybody.
358
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,153
Ho, ho, ho, Tabitha.
359
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,696
Ho, ho, ho.
360
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,200
Oh, this is such a lovely
surprise, isn't it, darling?
361
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,702
Lovely.
362
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,497
I tore myself away from Louise
and little Jonathan
363
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,290
to come over here
and apologize.
364
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,959
In fact,
Louise insisted on it.
365
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,295
- But if that's the way you feel about it...
- Larry. Darrin.
366
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,715
Ho, ho, ho!
367
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,215
Well, who are you?
368
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,344
Oh, Tate, it's you.
369
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,929
You look ridiculous.
370
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,683
Hi, Mr. Mortimer.
371
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,810
Mr. Mortimer!
372
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,019
This is
a surprise.
373
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,355
I... I hope
I'm not intruding.
374
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,650
Not at all.
375
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,026
Well, I mean, it, uh...
376
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,237
It was
sort of lonely at my house.
377
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,865
I thought you and Hawkins
were going to stay home
378
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,782
and celebrate humbug.
379
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,035
Well, I sent Hawkins
and his family
380
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,789
to Lake Placid for the holidays,
as a Christmas present.
381
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,167
Come right in,
Mr. Mortimer.
382
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,753
Yeah, sit down,
Mr. Mortimer. You look tired.
383
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,839
Well, I am tired. I didn't
get much rest last night.
384
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,215
I was very busy
in my dreams.
385
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,972
Aren't you tired, Mrs. Stephens?
386
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,933
Me? Why should I
be tired?
387
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,604
Oh, well, never mind.
388
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,023
Here. Here. Let me take
your hat and coat.
389
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,276
Mr. Stephens,
Mrs. Stephens, I...
390
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,195
I owe you an apology.
391
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,571
What I mean is...
392
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,282
We understand exactly
what you mean.
393
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,450
Don't we, Darrin?
394
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,910
Perfectly.
395
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,704
I don't understand anything.
396
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:32,750
Mr. Mortimer, will you
spend Christmas with us?
397
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,460
Thank you, Mrs. Stephens.
398
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,086
Call me Samantha.
399
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,923
This is for you,
Darrin, Samantha.
400
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,633
Oh, you don't have
to open it now.
401
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,259
I'll tell you
what it is.
402
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:46,597
It's a case of
Mortimer Instant Soups.
403
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,934
Uh, listen, everybody, how about
some old-fashioned fruitcake?
404
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:53,311
[Samantha] I made it myself.
And I'll whip up some coffee.
405
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,688
Irish.
406
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,941
You son of a gun.
407
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,291
- There you are, sweetheart.
- Thanks, hon.
408
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,919
- How do you like it, Mr. Mortimer?
- It's delicious.
409
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,462
Old family recipe.
410
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,055
Sorry I'm late, Samantha,
411
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,850
but I ran into
some strong headwinds.
412
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,852
I have Tabitha's present
right here.
413
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,563
Oh, Santa,
you shouldn't have.
414
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,941
You'll never guess
what it is.
415
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:43,612
Suzi Bruisy.
416
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,614
Oh, thank you, Santa.
417
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,032
Merry Christmas,
Samantha.
418
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,451
Now, I have a little present
for you too.
419
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,119
- Oh?
- Mm-hmm.
420
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,830
It's something you wouldn't have
bought for yourself.
421
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,416
A present for Santa.
422
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,292
Well, it's about time.
423
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,089
Suntan lotion?
424
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,840
For your two weeks in Florida.
425
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,052
Thank you, Samantha.
426
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:10,556
Well, I gotta be getting
on my way.
427
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,766
I'll give you a little boost.
428
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,025
Here you are, darling,
429
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,943
your present
from Santa Claus.
430
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:27,948
And, Tabitha, hey,
this is our secret.
431
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,575
Secret.
432
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:30,951
That's right.
433
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,170
What was that noise?
434
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,672
- What noise?
- Why, I thought I heard...
435
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,715
Sam, what'd you put
in this fruitcake?
436
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,051
Nothing.
437
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,096
Isn't it about time
for, uh...
438
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,683
...eggnog?
439
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:58,354
- Oh, Mr. Mortimer.
- You're absolutely right, Mr. Mortimer.
440
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,065
- Right this way.
- Merry Christmas. Come on.
441
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,816
[Larry] Need another,
Darrin?
442
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:06,111
- Not any at all, Lar.
- Oh, my.
443
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,989
- Away we go, honey.
- I hope so.
444
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,741
[Sam] Thanks, sweetheart.
445
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,242
Mr. Mortimer?
446
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,536
What's that you're
holding, little girl?
447
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,704
Baby doll.
448
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,248
Oh, that's not just
a baby doll.
449
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,751
That's a Suzi Bruisy
baby doll.
450
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,963
The only one of its kind
in the world.
451
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,635
Why do I know that?
452
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,888
- Not any at all, Lar.
- Oh, my.
453
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,643
Merry Christmas,
Mr. Mortimer.
454
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,561
Merry Christmas.
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