All language subtitles for Bewitched.S04E14.My.What.Big.Ears.You.Have.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

I'm sorry I missed your
call last night, Louise,

but Darrin took me
to the antique show

at the Barkley Hotel.

Who took who?

Ooh, yes! Oh,
it was fascinating.

You know that bentwood rocker
I've been looking for?

Well, I found
a really beautiful one.

But just my luck...
it was sold.

Darrin?

Oh, yeah. He enjoyed
the show too.

Especially when he found out
I couldn't buy the rocker.

Ho-ho-ho.

[Samantha] Yes.

Good morning, Durwood.

Sam! She's doing it again.

Uh, Louise...
mother just popped in,

so I'm... I'm afraid I'll
have to hang up.

Goodbye.

Mother, why are you
always doing that to Darrin?

Oh, I don't know.
It's like eating peanuts.

You can't stop.

Endora, I don't know what I'd
do without you, but I'd rather.

Darrin!

- Please.
- Oh, I don't mind.

He always has a chip on his
shoulder. It comes from his head.

Oh, stop it! Stop it!
Both of you.

Why can't you two
try and get along?

Hello?

Yes, he is.
Just a minute.

- It's for you.
- Wh... Who is it?

It's a lady.
She didn't give her name.

Naturally.

Thank you.

Hello.

Mr. Stephens,
this is Alice Swanton

at the antique show.

You were interested in that
bentwood rocker for your wife.

Oh, yes. Uh, uh,
let me jot that down.

Uh, uh...

I'll take it in the den.

- You want a pencil? Here's one.
- Oh, no, I wanted a pen.

I mean, um, I have
to refer to some papers.

There goes a guilty man,
if I ever saw one.

[Darrin] Okay, honey,
I got it.

Oh, don't hang up!
I want to hear this.

Samantha!

Mother, marriage is a
poor excuse for snooping.

Well, if you ask me, this is a
poor excuse for a marriage.

You mean that rocker's
available?

- I thought it was sold.
- It was.

But the woman
who bought it changed her mind.

What a break for me.

[Alice] I'm so glad because I know
your wife fell in love with it.

It'll be a wonderful surprise.

You and your ridiculous
mortal code.

Mother, you are not going
to pick up that phone.

Very well, but you can't
stop me from listening.

[Alice] I hope it wasn't awkward,
my calling you at home.

[Darrin] Not at all. My wife's
not the suspicious type.

[Alice] Well, when
can you come over?

[Darrin] Why don't I drop by
on my way to work?

[Alice] Will you have time?

[Darrin] For something like
this, I'll make time.

Mother, that's enough.

I'd say that's
more than enough.

Oh, Samantha, you're such
a child in matters like this.

I suppose you won't believe
it until he brings her home.

Don't be absurd.

Now, watch him
come in here and lie.

Darrin has never lied to me.

He's never had any reason
to lie because...

Are my ears burning
because I have a fever

or because guess who's
been talking about me?

That's a splendid idea.

What?

What's the idea?

I'm going to test
your confidence

in this marvelous
mortal of yours.

Lumpkin pumpkin,

spider's eye.

If this mortal
he doth lie

whether told to friend
or told to foe

each lie will cause
his ears to grow.

Mother!

Well, what's
the difference?

If he doesn't lie,
nothing will happen.

You take that spell off him.

Oh, don't be
such a spoilsport.

Are my ears burning
because I have a fever

or because guess who's
been talking about me?

Uh... I was wondering
who that was on the phone.

The phone?

Oh, as a matter of fact, um...

yeah, it was a substitute
secretary at the office,

telling me about an appointment
that had been changed.

Well, uh...
I got to get going.

See you all.

Substitute secretary.

Substitute for what?

Tsk.

[Gladys] Good morning,
Mr. Stephens.

Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.

Isn't it a lovely day?

Yes. It is.

Uh... Mr. Stephens,
did you just get a haircut?

No. Uh, why?

Uh... because you I...

you look so... nice.

Thank you, Mrs. Kravitz.
So do you.

Mrs. Kravitz,
I wonder if you'd mind

if I had something
delivered to your house.

It's a surprise
for my wife.

What is it? Her birthday
or an anniversary?

- Neither.
- Just like that?

Isn't that nice.

Believe me, a lot of men
could take lessons from you.

Particularly the one
I'm married to.

Now, that's what
I call a husband.

Thank you.

Not you. Mr. Stephens.

They don't even have
an occasion,

and he's buying
her a surprise.

For no reason at all.

Now, why don't you do
something like that?

You see how
you misjudge a person?

It so happens I just
bought you a surprise.

You did?!
Where is it?

Right there in the garage.
You want to see it?

Oh, I'm so excited!

Oh, it's so big!

Oh! Oh, I just, ah...

No, no.

What is it?
What is it?

What is it?!

A table saw.

A table saw?

You know something?

You're crazy.

Don't you want it?

I should say not.

Okay, I'll use it myself.

Are you sure you can
deliver it today?

Oh, certainly.

Now, our neighbors
will most likely be home, but...

in case they're not...

you can leave it
in their garage.

Here you are.

I wonder if there's any way of
wrapping something that big?

What?

Oh, uh,
but certainly...

Yes, I could have that
delivered in a furniture carton.

Thank you.

Are you going uptown
by any chance?

Yes, I am.
May I give you a lift?

Yes, I have to get up
to my shop for a while.

Okay.

Mr. Stephens, I have just
got to ask you something.

What is it?

Did you ever do any
prizefighting?

Um...

Hazel Carter. How will I
ever explain you to her?

I beg your pardon?

She has a very
suspicious mind.

If I tell her
about the rocker...

...there goes the surprise.

Well, can't you just ask
her not to say anything?

Are you kidding? Western
Union takes from her.

Maybe we can slip out.

No. Now, why
take a chance.

I'll go make a phone call
and I'll meet you outside.

- Okay?
- Oh, thanks.

Hazel.
What are you doing here?

Oh, hello, Darrin.

- Going to the antique show.
- Ah.

- Who was that?
- Who was who?

That very attractive
young lady you...

Have you been stung
by a bee?

- Wha...
- Oh, nothing.

Who did you say she was?

Um... a... a client
of McMann ... Tate,

the firm I work for.

What's the matter?

Your ears.

My... my ears?

My ears!

Oh! What's happened?

Uh. Uh... Excuse me.

I have to go.
Something's come up.

It certainly has.

I mean,
it's an emergency.

Yeah, ten minutes.

Bye-bye.

- Excuse me.
- Oh.

Mr. Stephens
had to leave.

An emergency came up.

- He said to apologize.
- Oh.

So, you're a client
of McMann and Tate?

McMann ... who?

That's what
I thought.

Darrin, please.
Will you stop screaming?

I can't understand a word.

Sam, can't you
understand English?

My ears. My ears are growing!

Oh? I'm right in the middle
of baking a cake.

- Is there anything else?
- Somebody put a spell on me.

Why are you always looking
for someone to blame?

Huh? You don't think
I'm responsible, do you?

Could be. In one hour,
I've got a meeting with Larry

and a client
who's hanging by a thread.

I've been working on
the presentation for two weeks.

How can I go to the office
looking like this?

Oh, uh...
You're not at the office?

No, I, uh, stopped
somewhere on the way.

There's someone at the door.

I have to go. Goodbye.

Sam? Sam?

- Oh, hello, Hazel.
- Hi, Samantha.

The envelopes for
the Community Chest drive.

Thank you. But I thought
you were gonna mail them.

Well, I decided to drive by
and save the postage.

What?

How's... Darrin?

Fine.

No, I mean his ears.

Oh. You saw them...
Him?

Well, I ran into him
at the Barkley Hotel,

and we started talking,
and, well, suddenly

they started
to sort of... bloom.

What were you and he
talking about?

Well, he was
with this... person.

And I asked him
who this person was.

And he told me...

And his ears blew up.

Was it a man or a woman?

Who?

This person?

Oh. Oh, well,
I really didn't notice.

Oh, come on, Hazel.

Very well, Samantha,

but remember, I didn't
volunteer the information.

Sam? Sam, where are you?

Right here.
What is it?

What is it?
What do you think?

Look!

I finally
figured it out.

Your mother put a spell on me this
morning. Now, where is the old hag?

Darrin, that is no way
to refer to my mother.

I know, but I'm trying
to be polite.

I have no idea
where she is.

You're being awfully cool
about this whole thing.

Don't you realize
the spot I'm in?

Oh, I realize it.

But I'm not sure you do.

What?

Darrin, where did you go
this morning?

I went to...

Uh, I...
stopped in to see a client.

I can't believe my ears.

Yours? What about mine?

Hello?

- Where the devil are you?
- I'm home.

I know that, idiot.

And what about our appointment with
Grayson? He'll be here any minute.

Larry, I'm not in any condition
to come to the office today.

I'm afraid you'll have to
carry the ball yourself.

Are you crazy? What do I
know about the presentation?

- You've done all the work on it.
- I... I'm not well.

- Are you dying?
- Uh... no.

Then get in here.

Larry, I'm really sorry.

Sorry won't feed the bulldog...

or your wife and child.
Now, are you coming in?

No.

Then, I'll bring Grayson
out there.

But Larry, you can't do that!
Uh, Larry?

Larry, come back...

They're coming over here.
They're coming...

What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna say?

Are you just gonna
sit there?

Aren't you gonna
help me?

If I were a mortal woman,
I wouldn't lift a finger.

But luckily for you, I'm
above that sort of thing.

Or I'm supposed to be.

Now, let me think.

First... we'll need
a beehive.

Yeah! Right!

A beehive?

And I'm very happy to
meet you, Mr. Grayson.

Darrin's on the patio.

Ah, thanks, Sam.
This way, Mr. Grayson.

Just remember, I've got
a plane to catch.

Hello?

Uh, what...

What's that
getup for?

I'm... just working
with my bees.

It's a hobby of mine.

Since when?

Oh, I took it up very recently.

Nice to see you, Mr. Grayson.

Uh... nice to see you,
Stephens, uh...

so to speak.

Darrin, it's Mrs. Kravitz.

She insists upon
speaking to you.

Well, honey, I can't talk
to her now. I'm busy.

[Darrin] Take a message.
Uh, no!

Uh... She might take offense.

Excuse me.

Darrin, Mr. Grayson
has to catch a plane.

He hates to hurt
anybody's feelings.

He doesn't seem
to care about mine.

Yes, Mrs. Kravitz?

Oh, I just wanted to tell you they
delivered your present. It's in the garage.

My, what a big box!

It's a rocking chair.

Oh. Isn't that nice.

A rocking chair.

Yes. Thanks very much,
Mrs. Kravitz.

I'll be over and pick it up
a little later.

And when I see your wife,

I'll tell her
what Abner gave me.

And then, she'll know
what a gem she's got.

Her husband doesn't buy her
an idiotic present

like a table saw.

All right, Darrin, let's get
out of that ridiculous outfit

and let's get down to business, huh?
- Now, let's see...

Now, are you gonna
take that off?

Larry, I can't.

Why not?

Uh, because
of his allergy.

He's allergic
to bees.

[Darrin] Uh... yes.
And I, uh...

I can't take the chance,
in case, um...

In case one of his bees
is loose.

That's right.

If you're that allergic,

why on earth
did you pick this hobby?

Well, uh, you really
don't pick a hobby,

it sort of picks you.

Know what I mean?

No.

For Pete's sake,
let's get on with this.

Uh, right.

I'll go make
some coffee.

Mm.

[Darrin] Now, uh, here's
a logo that we think

should replace your present one.

It's very good
for color television,

although, it reproduces
very well in black and white.

Well, if you'll just make
those amendments, Stephens,

I think we'll have a basis
for further conversations.

Thank you, sir. I'm sorry
if I inconvenienced you.

What did you think
of that idea of his?

The guy in the beekeeper's
mask saying,

"Don't get stung,
buy Grayson's."

He was just joking.

I liked it.

It's a terrific idea.

A satisfactory explanation!

You're kidding!

It's not for me.

I trust you implicitly,
in spite of my doubts.

Mother will not take off
that spell until you explain.

Suppose you explain to me

what gives your mother the right
to bug my telephone calls!

Darrin, how can
I explain my mother?

That's true.

Besides, you did lie
about everything.

Suppose I've got
a logical explanation.

That's all mother's
asking for.

I'm sorry, but this is urgent.
Mr. Stephens...

That's marvelous.

That is marvelous.

Sweetheart, don't worry
about her.

We have a bigger problem.

Now... about
that explanation.

Okay, but you're gonna feel
awfully foolish.

I hope so.

I wanted it to be
a surprise, but...

You know that rocker
you were so wild about?

Mm-hmm.

I bought it for you.

Oh, Darrin! You didn't!

Mm-hmm. I left my name
with the dealer,

and she called this morning
to tell me it was available.

That was the woman
that Hazel saw me with!

Oh. Oh, my goodness.

You were right.
I do feel foolish.

I bought it
to make you feel good.

Well... I feel good
and foolish.

Can't wait
to tell mother.

Oh, marvelous!

Keep that up and you'll be
able to go sailing in a canoe.

Mother, wait until I tell
you about the rocking chair

- Darrin bought me.
- I heard.

Do you believe
all that rubbish?

What rocker?
Where is it?

For your information,
it's sitting

right across the street
in Mrs. Kravitz's garage.

A likely story.

Mother, if Darrin says
that's where it is, that's...

Sam, let's not argue
with Miss Know-It-All.

Follow me.

Come on.

Come on.

Gladys, you're hysterical
again, and there's no reason.

Tomorrow, I'll
call the store

and tell them that they took
Mr. Stephens' carton by mistake

and they'll bring it back
and take the table saw.

There you are.

Oh, wait a minute, hon. Heh.

You're still positive
there's no rocker in there?

I'd say you're bluffing.

In that case, would you like
to make a little wager?

Darrin, don't you think
getting your ears

back to normal is enough?

Honey, please.
For the first time in years,

I've got her
over a barrel.

Uh... if I'm right,
would you like

to take a little trip...
for about a year?

And if you're wrong,
you'll do the same?

Absolutely.

Darrin.

Please, honey,
don't worry.

Goodbye, Endora.

Bon voyage, Dumbo.

And while he's gone,
you and I are going

to live it up for a change.

Something's terribly wrong.
I've got to get a...

I've got to get a hold
of Mrs. Kravitz!

First, get a hold
of yourself.

Oh, I thought I heard
somebody out here.

What are you wearing
that for?

Mr. Kravitz, I've got to
talk to your wife, right away.

Well, you can't. I just gave her a
sedative, and she's out like a light.

Going to a...
a costume party?

Yes. Uh, no!

Uh, when will she
wake up?

Not until tomorrow,
if I'm lucky.

Boy, was she
hysterical.

I told her they'd bring
your carton back tomorrow.

[Darrin] I've got to talk
to her right now...

My, uh, carton?

[Abner] Oh. I guess I
shouldn't have said anything.

Tell her what was
in the carton.

Not me. I don't want
to spoil the surprise.

It was a rocking chair,
wasn't it?

You spoiled
your own surprise.

That's okay, Mr. Kravitz. We've
already had a few surprises today.

Tell Mrs. Kravitz
I hope she feels better.

Oh, she'll be
all right.

It all happened
when she came back

from your house,
screaming about your...

Would you do me a favor,
just for my own peace of mind?

Uh, take that off.

Yes.

Well, that does it. Back
she goes to the psychiatrist.

I may not wait till
she wakes up.

You're never
wrong, huh?

Suddenly, I find this whole
affair incredibly boring.

I'm leaving.

- For a year?
- Oh, don't be absurd.

Do you know what
your mother is?

A welsher.

She has got the character
of a worm, and furthermore...

And furthermore,
why don't we go home

and take advantage
of her absence,

even though
it's only temporary?

I still say that...

That is the best idea
I've heard today.

Mm-hmm.

Tabitha's asleep.
[Darrin] Good.

And it only took two choruses
of Three Blind Mice.

Oh, Darrin. Oh!
This chair is a dream.

To me it was
a nightmare.

Sorry.

I can't get over
your thinking I was

fooling around with
that antique dealer.

Well, she is a very
attractive woman.

Don't you think?

Believe me, I never
gave her a second thought.

Really?

You don't
understand, Sam.

I don't look
at another woman

because you're the one
woman in the world...

What's the matter?

Ahh!

Ohhh!

All I can say is...

Mother! Mother!

Uh... why bother her?

What?

Watch.

Darrin...

I don't think that's
the least bit funny.

Well, I got a good laugh when
I put them on at the joke shop.