All language subtitles for Bewitched.S04E11.Allergic.to.Ancient.Macedonian.Dodo.Birds.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Darrin, what are you doing?

I'm reading some reports.

Then why do you keep
going like this?

Because I know upstairs,

my daughter is playing
with your mother.

So?

So I'm nervous.
It's too quiet.

I think they're finger-painting.

With whose fingers?

What does that mean?

Uh, Picasso's?
Rembrandt's?

You don't think Endora would
finger-paint with her own fingers?

She absolutely
possibly might.

Or maybe
they're not there.

Maybe that's why
they're so quiet.

Maybe they flew over
to the Venice Film Festival.

Darrin, aren't you late
for your golf game?

- I don't have a golf game.
- How about tennis?

Tabitha would like to show you
her finger-painting.

There, you see?

It's an original
Van Gogh.

What did I tell
you? Get rid of it.

You could sell it
for lots of money.

That's just the point.
Get rid of it.

Oh, Durwood, really.

You're such a...
such a mortal.

Mother.

Oh, very well.

That's peculiar.

Samantha, you try.

Oh.

Mother, are you all right?

Can I answer
that question?

Darrin.

I feel perfectly fine.

I'm going to change.

I'm late for a cocktail party
in Monaco.

Tabitha, bye-bye.

Grandmama will see you
next week.

Fly carefully.

That is peculiar.

Oh, Samantha! Samantha,
I seem to be grounded.

You probably have
a sticky valve.

That happens with older engines.

Darrin, this could be serious.

Perhaps it's the atmosphere.

Samantha, you try popping out.

Oh.

No. No, it's you.

Mother, you have
a pooped popper.

I've completely lost me powers!

Oh, mother!
Well, I can't believe it.

Neither can I.

How do you feel?

How would you feel
if you suddenly,

mysteriously
lost your powers?

- Well...
- I'd feel wonderful.

You don't have any powers.

He means he'd feel wonderful
if I didn't either.

Correct.

Mother, don't you have any idea

what could have caused this?

No.

You haven't been around
any black Peruvian roses?

I haven't even been around
a Peruvian.

And you haven't been mixing
eye of newt with oysters?

Did you fly backwards
with one eye shut,

past a warlock with six warts
on his nose?

Darrin, that's not funny.

- Mother.
- What?

It must be
something serious.

Please, let me call
the doctor.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'd be too embarrassed.

Just let me
lie here quietly.

I'll see how
I am tomorrow.

Um, excuse me.

I want to talk to Darrin alone
for a minute.

Darrin, w... would
it be all right

if mother stays
here overnight?

- No.
- Oh, please.

I'm worried about her.

Why can't she go home?

You can't get there
from here.

I mean, without,
you know...

Mm. Why can't she go
to a hotel?

Oh, Darrin, she's afraid
to be alone.

Well, I can tell.
Please?

Okay. But one night only.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Come on. Come on!

- Mother.
- Mm.

Darrin insists
that you spend the night.

I'll bet.

All right, you bet, while I
get you another cold towel.

Abner, come over and look
at Mrs. Stephens' mother.

Abner!

Abner!

Abner!

Yes, my love?

Tabitha Stephens
just made a newspaper

fly through the air
like it had wings.

Do you know what
that proves?

Mm-hmm.

News travels fast.

I hoped a good night's rest
would cure you.

So did I.

Now shall we call the doctor?

I'll think about it.

Did she get her
powers back?

No, she did not.

Oh, that's
a darn shame.

- How's my little sweetheart?
- Fine.

Excuse me.

What's that?

Cereal.

For breakfast?

- Don't you like it?
- No.

I always have fried
raven's eggs, over easy.

Then you go right ahead
and whip 'em up.

Darrin, don't be cruel.

Samantha,
won't you twitch up

some raven's eggs
for your mother?

Sorry, Sam knows
the rules.

I forbid witchcraft
in this house.

Tyrant.

Mother.
[Endora] What?

While I butter the toast,
why don't you pour the coffee?

Oh, certainly.

Shucks.

I guess you'll just have
to pour it by hand.

Oh, it's heavy.

Oh.

Thanks for trying.

- Mother.
- Yes, darling?

I hate to be a nag,

but you really should see a doctor.
- Oh.

Darrin, don't you think mother
should see a doctor?

I've always thought that.

Fine. I wouldn't want to do this
without your approval.

Samantha, you plucked me
right off me dolphin,

and I was winning
the race.

Sam, you tricked me. I thought you
were talking about a legitimate doctor.

I beg your pardon?

Hello, Dr. Bombay.

Hello, Endora.

I trust you have a superb reason
for interrupting me?

Yes, Dr. Bombay.

Mother seems to have
lost her powers.

Endora?
[Samantha] I'm afraid so.

Why, it seems to me only
a few weeks ago

that you were suffering
a loss of your power, Samantha.

This family is getting
into a rut.

- When did it happen?
- Yesterday.

And where does it hurt?

No place.

Just in the pride.

I'd better give you
a complete checkup.

My wife's family doctor.

He's just our
general practitioner.

You should see
our specialists.

What's he doing?

He's listening
to her foot.

I'm sorry I asked.

Hm. Ahem.

The, uh, family
may come in now.

Well, I've examined the patient
from head to foot,

and I've made
my diagnosis.

What is it?

Endora, you are suffering
from an allergy.

To what?

- To birds.
- Birds?

To birds?

[Dr. Bombay] The medical
facts are obvious.

She has lost her powers
of witchcraft,

due to changes in her
occult metabolism,

caused by contact with
a particular kind of a bird.

What kind of bird?

That's the puzzling part.

Endora has been in contact with
a rare Macedonian dodo bird.

But a Macedonian dodo bird

has been extinct
for millions of years.

That's not the point.

The point is, you have run into
a rare Macedonian dodo bird,

and the encounter
has rendered you powerless.

- Dr. Bombay.
- Yes?

If mother had come in contact
w... with the Macedonian dodo,

wouldn't she
have noticed it?

Not necessarily. It could have
sneaked up on her from behind.

Uh, can you cure her?

Instantly.

As soon as you
produce the bird.

What for?

We must pluck a feather
from the guilty bird's tail

to use as an ingredient
in the potion.

But, Dr. Bombay, how can
we possibly find the feather

when we don't even know
where to find the bird?

Well I can't
answer that, can I?

I'm a doctor,
not a miracle worker.

Since when?

Darrin, please.

And what happens
in the meantime?

That's an interesting
subject.

In many cases of allergy,
the victim's powers

go off into limbo,
and they float there.

Unless...

Un... Unless what?

Unless, by magnetic
polarization,

those forces attach themselves
to some other witch or warlock

whose own powers
are, uh, dwindling.

Dr. Bombay,
do you mean to say

that a perfect stranger
could acquire my powers?

Not a stranger, no.
It would have to be a relative.

Well, I must be off.

Let me know
if something comes up.

A relative... whose powers
are dwindling.

Well, the only one
I can think of is...

...Aunt Clara.

Hi there!
Oh! Ha ha.

Oh, I just had to fly over
to show you.

Show us what?

Oh, the many things
I haven't been able to do

in all these years.
Ha ha.

Uh, like this.

Duck's down and lettuce

present form forget us.

Aunt Clara,
change mother back.

Oh, yes, of course, dear.

I was merely demonstrating
my new power.

Roses are red
violets are blue

I am me

and you now... are you!

Clara, you will live
to regret this moment.

Careful, mother.
Let's not make her angry.

No, watch it.
And watch this.

Weebus war bus
tootles flick

eat all this
and you'll be sick.

Oh, excellent, Arturo.
Excellent.

Excellent,
my foot.

Get that stuff
out of here.

But we're having a celebration.

This is a party.

Oh, uh, let's start
with the pate de foie gras...

Durwood, help me.

What did you say?

I said,
Durwood, help me.

You'd think if you wanted me
to help you,

you'd use my correct name.

Oh, I'm sorry.

What was it again?

Darrin.

Oh, yes.

Well... I'll try.

Straighten my pillow.

Turn it around
the other way.

That's right, there.
Yeah, that's better.

Dennis...

Where's Tabitha?

She's upstairs playing.

Well, I want her to play here.

She's been playing in her room
all morning.

I thought Samantha was going
to make me some cocoa.

I'll see what's keeping her.

Sam, your mother
is driving me crazy.

She is?

She acts as if
she's totally helpless.

By her standards,
she is.

Uh, darling,
do me a favor.

Take this out to her.
I have to make a call.

Aunt Clara?

Aunt Clara?

Oh! Oh, my.

I just had lunch
in H... Holland.

So I see.

I'm having dinner
in Mexico.

Well, so I see.

Uh, it's very attractive,

but, Aunt Clara, I want to talk
to you about mother.

Oh, well, uh,
just a minute...

I'm a quick-change artist.

Well, I'm glad to see you're
enjoying yourself, Aunt Clara.

But... but about mother...

Now, I'm sorry
about Endora,

but I'm a swinger
and I like to swing.

Yes, uh, I understand,
but...

I didn't steal her powers.

Until you told me, I had
no idea where they came from.

Well, now, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

- You sure?
- With her temper?

I wouldn't dare.

Okay, Aunt Clara.
You're clean.

Oh, may I go now?

Yes.
Oh. Uh...

Oh, it's such a nice day.

I think I'll go sailing.

Abner! Abner!

Wake up, wake up!

What? Wha...
What do you want?

Our... Our street has turned
into a harbor.

Come ON, Abner.

That was a good one, Gladys.

Be sure and tell the psychiatrist
about it when you see him.

What psychiatrist?

The one I'm going
to send you to.

- There you go.
- Thanks, honey.

Oh, cute.

Is Tabitha still
in her room?

Uh-huh.

What's the big
attraction there?

Privacy.

You meant that
as an insult, didn't you?

No, mother,
he didn't mean...

[Endora] He hates me.

Mother, he doesn't hate you.

- Do you, Darrin?
- He does too!

I'll have to live out my life
in a climate of hatred.

What do you mean,
live out your life?

Have you forgotten?

I'm not leaving this house
without me powers.

I never agreed to that.

I only agreed to last night.

Come sundown, I call you a cab.

Right?

Right?

Well...

Well, what?

Who...
Who'd take care of her?

We could put her in a home
for senior citizens.

And when you're as senior
a citizen as she must be,

they're sure to give her
the best room in the house.

Darrin, you can't do that.

She's my mother!

And I'm your husband.

She could divorce you.

She could turn you
into a parakeet,

and we could keep you
in a cage.

Sweetheart, I thought
you didn't want me

to practice witchcraft.

I'll make an exception.

Because he hates me.

Oh.

If she doesn't leave,
I will.

For how long?

I'll let you know.

Would you like a handkerchief?

No, thank you.

Just go upstairs
and pack his bags.

Mother, I'm not planning
to divorce him.

Oh, very well.
It was a passing thought.

The fault resides
in man's inhumanity to man.

Take for instance, the field

of international water...

polo.

Hey, bartender...
what happened to the drunk?

Samantha, I demand
a good explanation.

Sweetheart, I think
we've discovered

a way of getting mother's
powers back so she can leave.

That's good enough.

I needed you here so that we
could reenact

the events
of yesterday morning

prior to mother losing
her powers.

Macedonian dodos can't have
anything to do with it.

Come on, let's all go
to the nursery.

What's that?

- That's a Macedonian dodo.
- Oh!

Bobby, I told you
to stay in my room.

Uh, Tabitha, who is Bobby?

He's Bobby the bird.

Where did you get him?

I made him up.

Ou... Out of one
of your picture books?

Oh, if I weren't so relieved
I'd be furious.

When did you do it?

Yesterday.

That's why she's been spending
so much time in her room.

And that's where I came
in contact with it.

She must have hidden it
in the closet.

Did you?

Oh, Tabitha.

I guess we owe
Dr. Bombay an apology.

Samantha, this time you've
plucked me off me porpoise!

Dr. Bombay...
you were right.

A Macedonian dodo bird.

Ah! Yes, a baby
Macedonian dodo bird.

Baby?

Yes, indeed.

One of the species directly
related to the giant Auk.

Ah-ha!

Now, the solution
is simple.

Here, chup, chup,
chup, chup.

chup, chup, chup, chup.

chup, chup,
chup, chup,

chup, chup, chup, chup.

Stirring gently,
so as not to bruise...

Drink this.

I'm cured.

Splendid. I'll pop
back to me porpoise.

[Clara] Help!

Aunt Clara?

Where are you?

[Clara] I'm on the roof.

Excuse me.

Oh, I... I was flying back
from the yacht races and...

and my engine conked out.

Oh, Aunt Clara,

I'm afraid your moment
of infinite glory is over.

Gladys, you sure pick
strange places to get romantic.

You miss Bobby the bird?

- Yes.
- Aww.

Well, maybe if you're
very, very good

I'll let him come
to your birthday party.

You will not.

How come that bird
had no effect on you?

I don't know.

I guess I'm just immune
to Macedonian dodos.

Darrin... would you be happy
if something were to happen

and I lost my powers?

That's a very
difficult question.

With a very
simple answer.

I love you, and I don't want you
to change one bit.

You just stay
as wonderful as you are.

You looking forward
to a nice, quiet weekend?

I certainly am.

Hello, Samantha,
darling.

Tweety-weety,
Tabitha.

Hello, Endora.
How are you?

I'm not speaking
to you.

That's a step
in the right direction.

Your treatment of me

in my recent period
of indisposition...

is unforgivable.

And, might I add...

...typical.

Endora, please forgive
my lack of understanding.

I'll do anything you ask
to make up for my poor behavior.

Why are you so gracious?

Oh, I don't know.

I do.

Why?

He saw what it was
like to have you

as a normal,
mortal mother-in-law.

And he decided he'd rather
have you as a witch.