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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:05,255 Mm. 2 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:06,673 That was great. 3 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,593 Name one other man who has crepe Suzettes for lunch. 4 00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,887 Oscar of the Waldorf? 5 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:14,139 And you didn't use any, uh... 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,390 to make these, did you? 7 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,767 Certainly not. 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,061 I just used the regular ingredients. 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,313 Plus a little love. 10 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:24,900 Have I told you recently 11 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,569 how happy I am you asked me to marry you? 12 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,821 No. But the next time I make these, 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,824 I'll leave out the brandy. 14 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:35,786 Ah-ah. No, no. 15 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,120 This is your day of rest. 16 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,749 I will not have you even step into the kitchen. 17 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,126 - If you insist. - I do. 18 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,300 Mm. Ah. 19 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,307 Whew. 20 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:03,647 Sam! 21 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,649 Guess who's getting out of a cab? 22 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,734 - Who? - My mother. 23 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,153 Oh, no! 24 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:14,199 I can't let her see the kitchen like this. She'll fire me. 25 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,245 Darrin, this is for both of us. 26 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,690 [Darrin] You've done what? 27 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:47,983 You heard me. 28 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,110 I've had my last quarrel with your father. 29 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:50,986 I've left him. 30 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:52,571 But, why? What happened? 31 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,656 What happened? I'll tell you what happened. 32 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,950 You won't believe what happened. 33 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,201 What? 34 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,121 If you don't mind, I'd rather not talk about it. 35 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:02,372 Oh, hello, Samantha. 36 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,750 - Mrs. Stephens. - But you'd think after 35 years, 37 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,586 a man would show a little more respect for a woman. 38 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,004 Uh, what did he do? 39 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,756 I'd rather not talk about it. 40 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,466 Mom, can't you give us 41 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,383 some idea of what this is all about? 42 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:15,385 No. 43 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,595 I only know 44 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,180 that I cannot live in the same house 45 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:21,600 with a man who says I'm imagining things in my old age. 46 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,809 What kind of things? 47 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,270 I don't want to talk about it. 48 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,981 My dear. 49 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:31,818 How lucky you are to be married to someone like my son. 50 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,990 You'll never have to worry about finding lipstick on his collar. 51 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:41,161 And if you do... he won't give you some idiotic story about... 52 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:44,873 about a waiter dropping lingonberry pie on him. 53 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,167 Especially when lingonberries are out of season. 54 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,961 [Darrin] Oh, mom, you don't seriously think that dad... 55 00:02:50,002 --> 00:02:53,006 Darrin, you don't seem to understand. 56 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,300 I do not wish to talk about it. 57 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,930 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to lie down. 58 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,639 I'll show you to the guest room. 59 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,100 No. No. 60 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,435 I, uh, I don't want to be a burden. 61 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:08,772 I might as well get used to doing for myself. 62 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:11,650 And, Darrin... if your father calls, 63 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,943 I do not wish to speak to him 64 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,862 under any circumstances, is that clear? 65 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,864 Okay, mom. 66 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,961 I'm sure she'll get over it in a day or two. 67 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,963 Yeah, but what do we do in the meantime? 68 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,923 Suppose one of your relatives drops in? 69 00:04:16,964 --> 00:04:19,009 - I'll just have to tell them not to. - Good. 70 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,969 Get on the phone or whatever you use... 71 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,137 and send out the warning. 72 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,847 Well, I'll contact mother first. 73 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,808 Uh, then Aunt Hagatha and Aunt Enchantra. 74 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,142 And dear Uncle Arthur, 75 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,228 and most important of all... 76 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,646 Who? 77 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,731 Aunt Clara. 78 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,322 Di... Uh, um, did you call? 79 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,075 - Too late. - Too late. 80 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,245 Oh. Aunt Clara. 81 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,747 Oh! 82 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,249 What was that noise? 83 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:55,086 Uh, mother, you know Samantha's aunt, Clara. 84 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,464 Oh, yes. 85 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,510 What happened to you? 86 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,136 Uh, me? Oh, nothing. 87 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,930 Nothing. No, I just got caught 88 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,973 in the downdraft as I was landing. 89 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:08,850 No damage done. 90 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,061 No damage done. 91 00:05:11,101 --> 00:05:15,106 And the, uh, chimney needed sweeping anyway. 92 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,902 Oh my, did that chimney need sweeping. 93 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,241 Grandma. 94 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,952 Oh, look what grandmother has for you, darling. 95 00:05:28,702 --> 00:05:30,247 Oh, I love presents. 96 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:34,125 Oh, Aunt Clara, come here. Come here. Come here. 97 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,838 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 98 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,968 Oh, what a lucky little girl you are. 99 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,933 When I was here before, 100 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,101 I brought her one of my doorknobs. 101 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,149 Sam, can't you get rid of her? 102 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:01,319 Oh, honey, I can't do that. You know how sensitive she is. 103 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,404 I'll talk to her. I'll tell her to be 104 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,906 extra specially careful. 105 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,993 That's like asking a waterfall not to spill. 106 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,412 Can't we do something to keep her quiet? 107 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,083 Uh, let me help you, darling. 108 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,544 Uh... 109 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:18,795 I've got it. 110 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,797 How about watching some movies of the baby? 111 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,009 Good! That should keep her quiet for hours. 112 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,556 Oh, look at that. 113 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,975 Oh, isn't that wonderful. 114 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,976 Well, it really is... 115 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,145 What is it? 116 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,647 It's a toy nurse's kit. 117 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,774 Oh. Oh, of course, yes. 118 00:06:39,815 --> 00:06:42,485 A kit for toy nurses. 119 00:06:45,529 --> 00:06:49,242 Oh, Aunt Clara, Darrin's tried something different this time. 120 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,827 He recorded the baby's voice 121 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,412 at the same time he made the movies. 122 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,372 You mean, we can hear the baby's voice 123 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,999 while we're watching the picture? 124 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,751 That's right. If I roll them both together. 125 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:02,505 Oh, my God. Talking pictures. Oh, that's an amazing idea. 126 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:06,676 Oh dear. You'll make a fortune here. 127 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,846 And then you put the other end against the patient's heart. 128 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,806 And then you listen. 129 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,100 And if you listen carefully... 130 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,979 ...you'll hear a broken heart. 131 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,190 It's all set, I hope. 132 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,150 Get the lights, honey. 133 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,536 - We sing a song? - Yes. 134 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,163 What shall we sing? 135 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,999 - Old McDonald? - Yeah. 136 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,210 You have to sing too. Okay. 137 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:43,630 ♪ Old McDonald had a farm ♪ 138 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:46,967 Now remember, Samantha. 139 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,260 If that's Frank, I don't want to talk to him. 140 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,887 Hello. 141 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,556 Oh, hi, Mr. Stephens. 142 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,016 Well, no, I don't think 143 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:57,686 that's such a good idea at the moment. 144 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:58,937 Uh-huh. 145 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,647 Okay. 146 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,232 Bye-bye. 147 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,859 Please don't tell me what he said because I am not interested. 148 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,736 - All right. - What did he say? 149 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,990 He said he wanted to speak to you, and you heard what I told him. 150 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,951 Yes. But after 35 years, you'd... 151 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,620 you'd think he'd insist on talking to me. 152 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,623 [Darrin] Okay, honey, here we go again. Get the lights. 153 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,259 - Hi. - Hi. 154 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,761 - Can we sing a song? - Yes. 155 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,679 What shall we sing? 156 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,515 [Samantha] Old McDonald? 157 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,642 [Darren] Oh, darn. 158 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,436 Well, it was a good idea anyway, sweetheart. 159 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,229 I'll get it, honey. I'll get it. 160 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,189 I think I'll go in the den and lie down 161 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,567 until you get this thing working. 162 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:46,818 Okay, mom. 163 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,119 I think, um... 164 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,078 if you'll let me... 165 00:08:58,078 --> 00:08:59,914 I know a little incantation 166 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,292 that, uh, might make this work. 167 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,254 Uh... 168 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:10,133 Juncture, puncture fiddle-de-dee. 169 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:14,054 Camel, hamal soup for three. 170 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:18,349 Habble, dabble red and green. 171 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:22,312 Stop the voice, until the picture's seen. 172 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,066 Well, go ahead and try. 173 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,160 What should we sing? 174 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,620 Old McDonald? 175 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,537 - Yeah. - Okay. 176 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:40,955 Now, you have to sing too. 177 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,415 - Okay. - Okay. 178 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:45,293 ♪ Old McDonald had a... ♪ 179 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,045 How about that! 180 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,631 You can come in now, mother. It's working. 181 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,426 That's marvelous, Aunt Clara. 182 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,429 Not yet, mother! Not yet! 183 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,848 Holy mackerel, now you're out of sync! 184 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,852 I know. 185 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,647 Oh. Uh, I'm okay now. 186 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,982 Oh. 187 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,527 Oh, thank heaven for that. 188 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:13,863 I was afraid it was something I did. 189 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:18,743 Well, w... whatever it is, it's gone. 190 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,578 Uh, we're ready now, mother. 191 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,083 Have you got anything stronger than an aspirin? 192 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,838 Well, I'm sure I can find something... 193 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,927 What... What was that? 194 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:37,804 What was what? 195 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,304 Her voice! 196 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,600 Her lips moved, and then I heard her voice. 197 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,354 Mother, how long has it been 198 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,149 since you've had your eyes examined? 199 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:54,070 You mean, I... I just thought I... 200 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,782 Oh, this whole thing is having a terrible effect on me. 201 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,082 Sam, what are we gonna do? 202 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,458 First of all, let's not panic. 203 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,503 That's easy to say, 204 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,006 but how long can we fool my mother? 205 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:17,010 Maybe you should get your... 206 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,970 The way this thing comes and goes 207 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,639 is driving me cuckoo! 208 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,476 I'll try to get my mother out of the house. 209 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,115 A spell has been said 210 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,202 to one who is wed... 211 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,912 No. 212 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,583 A spell had been said... 213 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,836 I wish I was dead. 214 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,219 Well, all I'm saying, dad, is I'd appreciate it 215 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,679 if you could get mother to come home. 216 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,473 I realize that makes it tough. 217 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,726 I'll see if I can't get her to come to the phone. You hold on. 218 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,273 Mother! 219 00:12:13,857 --> 00:12:14,692 Yes, dear? 220 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,153 - Phone for you. - Oh, who is it? 221 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,947 Uh, search me. 222 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,616 Hello? 223 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:27,205 Didn't I tell you I didn't want to talk to him if he called? 224 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,665 Yes, but I called him. 225 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,000 Darrin Stephens, you do that again, 226 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,836 and I'll box your ears. 227 00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:42,345 I used to do it so well back in the days that are gone. 228 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,890 Nothing went wrong... and I didn't need it. 229 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,894 Well, Aunt Clara, you've done all you can. 230 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,731 We have to get in touch with Dr. Bombay. 231 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,111 Is it, uh... 232 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,613 It is unnerving, isn't it? 233 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,034 Yes, I... 234 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,535 Well, I'll go fetch him. 235 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,328 Oh, uh, Aunt... Aunt Clara, 236 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,373 do you think that's such a good idea? 237 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,251 You mean, you don't trust me? 238 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,752 Well... 239 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:18,548 Now, have I ever failed you in an emergency? 240 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:23,261 Uh-huh. Well, that's very kind of you. 241 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,971 I'll... 242 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,931 I'll go fetch him. 243 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,684 Uh-oh. 244 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,735 I didn't have any luck, but... 245 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,902 What's that? 246 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:48,244 Oh, ha ha. Yes, I... I need these. 247 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,747 I just remembered that there's a cinder path 248 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,916 in front of, uh, Dr. Bombay's house. 249 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,253 Dr. Bombay? 250 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,963 You're sending for that quack? 251 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,756 He is a qualified doctor. 252 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,469 Maybe to you, but to a qualified doctor, is he a qualified doctor? 253 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,429 Darrin, he's our only choice. 254 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,432 Okay. What do we do till the quack arrives? 255 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,933 Now, how about this. 256 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,436 Tell your mother I'm coming down with a cold or something, 257 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,063 and that I have to go to bed. 258 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,230 Good idea. 259 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,441 Well, I'll fake a few sneezes. 260 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,610 That'll keep me out of her way 261 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,946 until Dr. Bombay arrives. 262 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,991 I feel like I'm in an Italian movie. 263 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,002 Mommy sick. 264 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,546 No, I'm just resting. 265 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,926 - Mommy talks funny. - But why can't I go up? 266 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,970 - I might be able to do... - Shh. I have to listen. 267 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,765 The doctor should be here any minute. 268 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,810 [Phyllis] She's my daughter-in-law, and I insist on going up. 269 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,645 [Darrin] Mother, what good can you do? 270 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,981 You seem to forget, I've had a good deal of nursing experience. 271 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,234 Pushing a bookmobile at the hospital 272 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,860 is not nursing experience. 273 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,530 For your information, I absorbed a great deal of medicine 274 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,490 while delivering those books. 275 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,950 I'm going up there. 276 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,619 Mother, I really think you ought to let her rest. 277 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,497 Mom! Mother, I don't think you ought to go in there. 278 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,040 Mother, mother, I've got an idea. 279 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,335 Why don't I take you to a nice afternoon movie? 280 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,170 How are you feeling, Samantha? 281 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,590 Better. Thank you, Mrs. Stephens. 282 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,053 What's that for? 283 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,891 I didn't want to contaminate anybody. 284 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,438 What's keeping that doctor? 285 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,858 He lives some distance away. 286 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,569 Say that again. 287 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,363 Mother, I really think we should leave her alone. 288 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,865 Darrin, will you stop nagging me? 289 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,533 You're as bad as your father. 290 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,160 Come on. Up! 291 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,453 Come into the bathroom. 292 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,788 What you need is an aspirin and salt gargle. 293 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,040 - But, uh... - And you can leave. 294 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,126 I'll mix it for you. 295 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,544 Mommy sick? 296 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,547 No. Daddy is. 297 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,552 All right, take it off. 298 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,970 You don't really need the salt. 299 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,931 The aspirin does the trick. Here, go ahead. 300 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,400 There. There! I heard it. 301 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,610 That time I heard it. 302 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,154 She gargled first, and then I heard it. 303 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,864 But how can that be? 304 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,241 Her voice is behind her. 305 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,576 It comes out later. 306 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,621 I never saw anything like that in all my life. 307 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,341 - What are you doing? - I'm taking her pulse. 308 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,884 That's not where you take a pulse. 309 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,678 That's not where you take a pulse. 310 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,889 Dear, dear me. She's burning up. 311 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,017 You've got a very sick witch here. 312 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,436 She's my mother and she's not a witch. 313 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,856 Oh. Oh. Well, uh... 314 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,609 She's not too warm for a mortal. 315 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,487 Doctor... that isn't the patient. 316 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,863 Oh? 317 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,163 I'm the one with the problem, Dr. Bombay. 318 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,542 Oh, yes. Indeed you are. 319 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,045 Oh, I had the most incredible dream about... 320 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,588 Oh, there he is. 321 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,675 All right. All right. Everybody out while I examine my patient. 322 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:32,593 Come along. Out. Out. No exceptions. 323 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,470 Outside. Everybody out. 324 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,597 Out, out, out, out, out. 325 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,849 Now then... 326 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,064 What are you doing there? In, in, in, in, in. 327 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,023 Sit down. Leg up. 328 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,693 Watch out. Take your slipper off. 329 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,987 Really, Clara. 330 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,489 These spells of yours that misfire are getting quite tiresome. 331 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,242 Every time it happens, I have to drop whatever I'm doing 332 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,203 and mix up another batch of Bombay's Super Cure-All. 333 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:03,374 Kindly pass me that Wolfsbane bottle, please. 334 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,169 I have quite enough trouble keeping up with my own practice. 335 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,840 Well... I'm sorry, doctor. Truly sorry. 336 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,843 And if I could remember my own incantation, 337 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,720 I wouldn't have had to bother you. 338 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,680 What incantation? 339 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:21,434 It's a... remover of spells. 340 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,977 Bad spells. 341 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:29,317 Oh, I have it on the tip of my tongue. Uh... Um... 342 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,445 I know the first two lines. 343 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,321 Clara... 344 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,450 A spell has been spoken 345 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,952 and now must be broken... 346 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,079 and... 347 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,664 What's the rest? 348 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,708 Oh, and, uh... 349 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,297 There you are. 350 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,674 No, uh, no. 351 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,343 Cross your fingers. 352 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,387 Will that help? 353 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,263 Well, it won't hurt. 354 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,352 Bottoms up. 355 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,069 Oh, it's delicious! 356 00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,905 [Dr. Bombay] That's the vanilla. Vanilla? 357 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,116 - What else? - Sam, you're back in sync! 358 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,660 Oh! 359 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,829 Oh, thank you, Dr. Bombay. 360 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,082 Well... now that I'm back to normal, 361 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,667 I think we ought to do something 362 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,627 about getting your mother and father together. 363 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,630 - Right. - I'll go downstairs and talk to her. 364 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,633 I call on the spirits 365 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,259 with bated breath 366 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,515 and order you to... 367 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,433 remove it. 368 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,145 Oh, no. 369 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:49,563 Oh, no. 370 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,316 And this, darling, is the eraser. 371 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,902 Eraser? Oh, of course! 372 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:59,657 I call on the spirits with bated breath 373 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,326 and order you to erase it. 374 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,830 Mm. That's wrong. 375 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,208 But, uh, it's getting closer. 376 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,296 Samantha, dear, are you feeling better? 377 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,090 Much, much better. 378 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,850 Your face! 379 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,018 What's the matter with my face? 380 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,068 Oh, my stars! 381 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,362 Ohh! 382 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,990 I want to thank you for being so gracious, doctor. 383 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,660 It just proves how foolish it is to prejudge another person. 384 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,372 Well, from now on... in my book... 385 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,333 you are... 386 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,211 ...one of the worst quacks I have ever met! 387 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:56,839 I, I, I, I... 388 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,300 Mrs. Stephens, wouldn't you like to lie down? 389 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,136 No, that's the trouble. I've been lying down too much. 390 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,765 I... I think I'd better... I'd better talk a walk. 391 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,019 Oh, there's Frank! 392 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,897 Thank heaven he's come! 393 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,690 That's all we need. 394 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,983 My father! 395 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,068 Don't just stand there. Do something quick! 396 00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,571 Don't get hysterical, my good man. 397 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,696 Oh, Frank. 398 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,907 Well, Phyllis... 399 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,825 you look as though you've seen a ghost. 400 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,994 Worse. Samantha's face is covered 401 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,579 with green stripes. 402 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,873 What? 403 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,750 Why these side effects will be gone 404 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,085 before you can say, uh, Charlie Fuqua. 405 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,714 There, you see? 406 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,090 They've gone. 407 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,429 Oh, well, thank heavens. 408 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,432 Swell, now she's out of sync again. 409 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,810 Evidently. Well, you have a choice. 410 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,186 Green stripes or out of sync. 411 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,522 - What do you want? - What? 412 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,690 Oh, really! 413 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,067 My good man, make up your mind. 414 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,859 I've got lots of other patients. 415 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,237 But, uh, but, but... 416 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,530 Erase. 417 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,823 Remove. 418 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,075 Rub out. 419 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,743 My dear boy, I must go. 420 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,454 I'll check with you later. 421 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,205 Eradicate! 422 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,419 Aunt Clara. 423 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:24,301 A spell has been spoken and must be broken 424 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:28,138 and I call on the spirit with breath bated 425 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,517 and order him to eradicate it 426 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,645 Well, I certainly hope that works beca... 427 00:22:35,436 --> 00:22:38,607 Oh! It does! 428 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:41,861 Well, if you don't believe me, you just take a look at Sa... 429 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,113 What happened to your stripes? 430 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,740 Stripes? What stripes, Mrs. Stephens? 431 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,284 Oh, there's no question about it, 432 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,119 you're going straight to the doctor. 433 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,580 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 434 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,290 She needs you. 435 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:56,250 Oh, Frank. You were right. 436 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,085 I have been imagining things. 437 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,880 Worse things than you can imagine. 438 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,673 Can I come home? 439 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:06,844 Well, if you don't, I'm prepared to carry you off forcibly. 440 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,470 Oh, my dear. 441 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,273 How much longer is Darrin gonna be on that phone? 442 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,983 Well, it's a business call. 443 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,609 Well he's been in there for over an hour. 444 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:26,321 Well, I know, but some of these calls go on forever. 445 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,157 Perhaps you'd rather not wait? 446 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,825 I want to say goodbye to him. 447 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,785 Well, I'd like to say hello. 448 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,119 Mm-hmm. 449 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,040 Darrin? 450 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,083 Could you stop for a minute and say goodbye 451 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,586 to your mother and father? 452 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,421 [Darrin] Goodbye, mother. 453 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,589 Bye, dad. 454 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,843 Well, goodbye, dear and thanks for everything. 455 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,803 It really has been a wonderful day. 456 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,096 - Yes. - Oh, well... 457 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,556 - Goodbye, dear. - It was our pleasure. 458 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,266 And do write to me. Let me know how the baby is. 459 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,685 - I certainly will. See you soon. - Goodbye. 460 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,686 Sorry you have to rush off. 461 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:06,195 Well, they're gone. 462 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,030 Now, sweetheart, I know you're upset 463 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,699 and I don't blame you, but... please, 464 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,535 try and have a little understanding, won't you? 465 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,416 Darrin, you don't know how you've hurt Aunt Clara. 466 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,212 [Samantha] She loves us and she's crazy about Tabitha. 467 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,464 Darrin, I'm surprised at you. 468 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,217 It's not like you to hold a grudge. 469 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,178 So, please. 470 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,597 Please forgive her. 471 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,184 No. 32642

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