All language subtitles for Bewitched.S03E31.Bewitched.Bothered.and.Infuriated.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Oh! You still here?
I think so.

Although around here
you can never be sure.

Yes, I'm still here.

I mean, aren't you gonna be
late for the office? Mm-hmm.

You mean just 'cause Larry's away,
you're gonna take advantage of it?

Can you think
of a better time?

Anyway, I don't have anything important
on my schedule until tomorrow.

Hey! What was that?

If I am not mistaken,
it is not a what.

It's a who.
Oh, boy.

Oh!

Step... There you are.

Oh.
Are you all right?

How nice of you to drop in.

Aunt Clara, if you ever want to try coming
in through the front door, I won't object.

Well, we don't care where you land. Here,
let me take your bag and your brolly.

No, no, no. Come
around here. Sit down.

Uh, here, Aunt Clara. You're welcome
anytime. You want some coffee?

Oh, well, thank you.
Now, thank you.

Ah.
Safe and sound.

Oh, dear. Would you
like part of the paper?

Oh, no, you keep that yourself, and
I'll just, uh, zap up one for myself.

Oh, dear. Now, let's see...

Bubbling, bubbling potion,

uh, secret rhyme,

send me the morning

Herald Times.

Isn't...
Isn't today Friday?

Aunt Clara, we're going to have
a little talk. I simply cannot...

Yes, it is.

Oh, look!
This is tomorrow's paper!

Fine! But just let me finish.

I just want to find the
sports, uh, section, you know.

Darrin's just trying
to tell you, darling, that...

Since when have you
been interested in sports?

If this is
tomorrow's newspaper,

then it will have
today's racing results.

So I'm going to, uh,

pick a horse,

and put something
on its tail.

That's "nose."

Let me see.

Sam!
Well!

Isn't Larry Tate your boss?

Yes, but that doesn't
have anything to...

What about him?

It says he broke his leg.
[Darrin] What?

Yes, yes. There it is right
there. "Larry Tate, president

of McMann and Tate,
breaks leg."

Oh, no.

Oh, dear. I'd send him
a get well card.

But this is tomorrow's newspaper,
and it hasn't happened yet.

On this weekend of all weekends.
He and Louise were going on

their second honeymoon.

Honeymoons are such fun,

especially when you have
someone with you.

Sam, uh...
Yes? Oh.

Well, what... Sam,
we've got to get to Larry.

We can't. They made sure that no one
would know where they were going.

So what?
You can find him.

How?

You know.

Darrin, are you suggesting
that I use witch... Yes, I am.

Sam, my boss and one of my best
friends is about to break his leg!

We can prevent it. Are
you gonna stand there and...

Oh, hold it. Hold it.

We can prevent it?

Yeah. You can zap us
to wherever they are,

and we can prevent Larry
from breaking his leg.

"Yes" to part one, but
I'm doubtful about part two.

Darrin, it's dangerous
fooling around with the future.

We'll just have to take the risk. Sam,
we're wasting time. Let's start twitching!

Us? We're partners, huh?

Sam! All right. All
right. Aunt Clara?

[Clara] Uh, yes?

Uh, dear, Darrin and I have
to go out for a while.

Would you baby-sit until
we get back?

Well, of course, dear.
Yes.

Thank you.

Well, here we go.

Here, Darrin. Hang
on, hang on. Oh.

You ready?
Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Darrin, are you sure...
Yes!

All right.
Eyes that see all,

gentle winds,

take us to where
our search begins.

Oh, I wish I could do that.

Now, let me see.

How does it go again?

Eyes that see all,
gentle winds,

take me to where
my search begins.

Ooh! Well, you can't
win them all, you know.

What'd I tell you? Isn't this place the
greatest? Oh, it's wonderful, Larry.

And the best part of it is, not a
single solitary soul knows where we are.

Everything all right,
Mr. Tate?

Oh, perfect. You run a
great place here, Mr. Murray.

You're very kind.

I've got to stop hitting
that brandy after dinner.

You know, you've really got
marvelous legs, Louise.

We gotta find a way
to show them more often.

Oh, you are the most charming
liar I've ever known.

Darrin, do you really have the heart
to intrude on a scene like that?

We'd better intrude, and fast. Can you
think of a better way to break a leg

than on a badminton court?

How are you gonna explain
our being here?

I'm not. I'm gonna put them
on the defensive. Come on.

Larry? Louise?

Darrin!
Samantha!

Okay, you two, who
told you we were here?

What!

You blabbed!
Oh, no... I...

Tell the truth, Louise.
Samantha told you. Right?

Oh, no... I had no idea...

[Darrin] It's okay.
If you're here, you're here.

We know you want privacy as much as we do,
so you respect ours, we'll respect yours.

Right, Sam?

What?
Oh, right.

Well, we'll see you around. Or
rather, we won't see you around.

Now wait a minute.
What are you doing up here?

Uh, I'm here on business,
in a way.

What kind of business?

Larry, you came up here
to relax and enjoy yourself.

Here you are, worrying about the
office. Forget about the office.

He's right, dear. Come on. Let's
go play badminton. Come on.

Okay.
[Darrin] Uh, wait.

Uh, that's no way to relax and
enjoy yourself. It's so physical.

You'll get all tensed up.

Now, look, Darrin!

Sweetheart,
it's their vacation.

Why don't we let them enjoy it
the way they want?

Thank you.

Come on, Louise.

Sam, quick. Let's change
and get out there.

Into what?
We didn't bring anything.

Since when has that been
a problem for us? "Us"?

Come on, Sam.
Zap it up, zap it up!

No more bloody Marys
at breakfast either.

Good shot, dear.
Your serve.

Hi.

[Louise] Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Weren't you ready?

I told you this was
a dangerous game.

Well, don't let us disturb you
we're not gonna stay.

Good.

You ready?

Larry, you could've fallen
over this bench.

You keep this up, and
you'll end up in the hospital.

So will you,
if you don't leave us...

Larry, this is
too much for me.

Why don't we go over
by the pool? Okay by me.

See you.

Darrin, can't you see
how irritated he is?

He'd feel a lot worse
with a broken leg.

Ever occur to you that a broken
leg might not take as long

to fix as a broken
friendship?

It's got to be done,
Sam. Come on.

Where? To the pool. Where else?

If you ask me,
I think Darrin's flipped.

Well, he is acting a little
unusual. More unusual than usual?

Pretend we don't
see them.

Go on over there.

Oh, well, now, he can't
get into any trouble like that.

Why don't we leave him alone? Sam,
you never know. You just never know.

Larry!

Honey!
That was marvelous!

Larry, that was great!
Watch it!

Oh, uh, sunburn?
No, just burned.

I didn't know
you were a gymnast, Larry.

Neither did I.

Well, where are you kids
going to go now?

I don't know.
How about you kids?

I asked you first.

Larry, I feel a little done in

why don't we just go to
our room and relax,

by ourselves?

That's a good idea.

Did you hear that?
It's okay with Samantha.

I hope you people don't feel
we're deserting you.

Oh, no.

I'm thrilled.

Now, I hope you're not going to
suggest we follow them to their room.

Well... What could possibly
happen to him in their room?

Sam, 80% of all accidents
happen indoors.

Miracle of miracles,
they're not following us.

Quick! The skateboard.
Get rid of it.

Yet.

Whew. There, you see?

If we weren't here,
he would've taken a header.

If we weren't here, he'd be
looking where he was going.

Come on.

You know, I hate to admit it,
but you're right about Darrin.

He is awfully thick-skinned.
And he's got a skull to match.

Wait, Larry.
Hmm?

This is our first
real honeymoon, you know.

Yeah. I'd almost
forgotten. So?

So you're supposed to carry me
over the threshold.

Hmm. Lovey, prepare
to be swept off your feet.

Darrin, this is ridiculous. I am
not going to stand here and peep.

Why? There's no law that
says... There certainly is!

And I'm just not.

Here we are, alone at last,
to coin a...

Oh, no!

Of all the colossal...

Look out
for the coffee table!

Are you crazy?

Uh, the coffee table. You
were about to crash into it.

Oh.
Hi, Louise.

A little fast teamwork,
and we avoided an accident.

Darrin, would you do me
a favor? Get off my team.

Oh, oh. Oh, you scared me
out of a year's growth.

Aw.

Not that I want
to grow anymore.

I just thought I'd pop in while I had
the chance. How's everything going?

Oh, fine. Just fine.
I'm just warming up a bottle.

Oh, good.

And when the baby wakes up
from her nap,

I'm going to warm a bottle
for her, too.

Fine. Oh, Aunt Clara,
are there any messages?

Oh, yes, yes.
I'm glad you reminded me.

Yes. Uh, Darrin's secretary
phoned and said...

the 2:00...
appointment tomorrow

has been changed to, uh,
3:00 today.

Oh!
Now, wait a minute.

No, hmm.
No. The 3:00...

The 3:00 appointment today...

has been changed to the...

2:00 and... Aunt Clara,
didn't you write it down?

Oh, I'm glad you reminded me! Of
course, I did. Oh, good, good.

I...

Oh, dear.
I should've used pencil.

Yes.

Oh, I remember!

There were three t's.

What?

There were three t's
in the message.

Three t's?

The meeting for tomorrow
is for 2:00 today.

"The meeting for today is at 3:00
tomorrow" also has three t's in it.

Now... don't confuse me.

Oh, uh, sorry, dear.

No. No, definitely, definitely,
it was for 2:00 today.

Oh! And it's 1:00 now!

I better get back to Darrin.
Kiss Tabatha for me.

That's one thing I can do.

Why don't you lie down
and take a nap, dear?

I'm not spending all this
money to sleep.

Is he still there? Like he
was nailed to the ground.

I don't see her though.

I wonder if they have a rear entrance
to this place or an escape hatch.

I've gotta get
a complete checkup.

I think I will lie down.

The meeting's been
changed to 2:00 today?

Are you sure? Mm-hmm. Positive.
It has three t's in it.

What?
Oh. Well, just a little joke.

Anyway, I'm glad. I think we've made pests
of ourselves long enough. Shall we go?

Are you kidding? Larry won't be
out of the woods till midnight.

Now, I...

I'm going, but you stay here
and keep your eye on Larry.

Don't let him
out of your sight.

I'm ready for takeoff.

Oh, and honey, see if you can land me
near the water cooler. I'm thirsty.

Oh, yes.
A complete checkup.

And the sooner the better.

Larry.
Huh?

Samantha's out there
alone now.

You don't see Darrin?
Uh-uh.

Then I have a perfectly
terrific idea.

Larry?
Yes, Samantha?

I know it looks as if we're
intruding on your vacation,

and, well, I just want you to
know I feel terrible about it.

That makes two of us.

Excuse me.

[Sam] Larry?

Um, I wanted to say that things
aren't always what they seem.

And I think you ought to know that you
have a very valuable friend in Darrin.

Well, with a friend like
that, who needs...

Anything else?
No.

Fine. Excuse me.

Now what?

I could make myself invisible.

Ooh. Samantha, you ought
to be ashamed of yourself.

Darrin, I don't know if that meeting's
over or not, but you've got to come back.

Thanks, Stephens. And sorry again
about bringing you in from out of town.

That's perfectly okay. But I am
kind of anxious to get back though,

so if you gentlemen will
excuse me, I'll be going.

Good-bye.
Good-bye.

Oh, Stephens...

You know, when he says
he's going, he really goes.

Man, this is the end.

The real end. The last outpost
where a man can be alone.

You know it.

You!

Nothing like a good steam,
huh?

For your information, I didn't
have to come here to get steamed.

Why don't you and Samantha
get lost?

Well, Larry, that's not
a very nice thing to say.

You make it sound as though
we've been pests.

Oh. Do I?

Well, have we?

Oh, what's the use. Well, in
that case, let me make up for it.

Dinner tonight's on me. Champagne,
the whole bit. What do you say?

I tell you, I've had it up to my
eyeballs. I won't stand for anymore!

Well, I don't blame you, dear.
Louise, we're going to be alone,

even if it means the end
of our friendship.

Oops.

Dinner here is black tie.
You'd better, uh...

Yeah. All right.

One black tie coming up.

What I need is a vacation...
in some other hotel.

Well, what are you
going to say to them?

I'm simply going to say...

I'll show you what I'm
simply going to say.

Please, dear, be calm.
Aha.

Hi there.
Hello.

I just thought we'd get a
little head start on dinner.

Uh, Darrin, Samantha. We're not
going to have dinner with you.

Was that calm enough?

Uh, not that we don't appreciate
it, but, well, we just can't.

Oh, we understand.
Don't we, Darrin?

Of course, we do. They just don't
want us to pick up the check.

In that case,
we'll go dutch.

That's not what I had in mind.

Well, then, if you insist,
you pick up the tab!

Darrin, I'm going to make
something clear to you

or die in the attempt.

We want to be alone.

Oh!

You do understand?

Right, Louise.

Then we'll have dinner
served right here.

[Larry] Darrin, does
a house have to fall on you?

We want to be alone,
with each other.

Without you! This is supposed to be a
honeymoon, not a... a tourist attraction.

Well, we... Honeymoon?

You mean second honeymoon,
don't you?

No, Samantha.
This is our first.

But I don't...

Because when we started to have
one ten years ago, I broke my leg.

You... Broke your
leg, ten years ago?

[Louise] To the day, in fact.
And that's the reason.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

I... I think I'm thinking it.

Tomorrow's
date, ten years ago.

Marvelous. I'll have to have
a little talk with Aunt Clara.

[Darrin] Forget about Aunt Clara!
How do we get out of this?

You couldn't freeze them
permanently, could you?

Oh, Darrin,
don't be ridiculous.

Well, you got us into this!
Get us out.

I got us into this?

Well, let's not stand here
bickering. Do something.

Well, how about...

Yes. Yes, it's the only way.

Whatever it is, Sam,
do it, do it!

Where'd you send them? Back to
this morning, when they arrive.

But...
Shh. Here they come.

We'd better get lost.

Come on! I just wanna
make sure it works.

Oh, it's perfect!

I thought you'd like it.
Well, here we are.

There you go.
Thank you.

Look at this.

Oh, Sam, the champagne!

Wonder who sent the champagne.

"For a fun evening.
Samantha and Darrin."

Say, that's very...

You told them where
we were going. I did not.

Well then how did they know?

[Louise] What's the difference?
It was very sweet of them.

As a matter of fact, Larry, I was
thinking it might have been kind of fun

to have them along.

Yeah. Yeah,
it might have been.

Well, if that's the
way they feel... Darrin.

A house does have to fall
on you, doesn't it?

Oh, uh, more coffee,
sweetheart?

No, thank you, sweetheart.
I gotta run.

With Larry still on his honeymoon,
I've got double duty at the office.

I hope he doesn't remember
our being there yesterday.

He might hold it against you
for some of the things you did.

What happened to "us"?

Well, anyway, I learned
a lesson:

never fool around
with the future.

And I learned one too:

If you want a newspaper,
go to the corner store.

I hope you'll remember that,
Aunt Clara.

I hope so, too.

Bye.

See you tonight, honey.
Mm-hmm.

Oh. Oh, Samantha,
I wish I had your flair.

What's this?

That is your flare,
Aunt Clara.