All language subtitles for Bewitched.S03E29.Its.Wishcraft.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye, sweetheart.
Bye-bye.

Be a good girl.

Other kids leave their toys lying around.
In my house, they're flying around.

Sam!

[Darrin] Sam!
Yes?

Sam, you've gotta do something about
Tabatha flying her toys around the house.

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.

Every time I catch her,
I tell her, "no."

But it's awfully hard to break a child
of doing something that comes naturally.

Honey, it's not me I'm worried
about, but what about my parents?

What about my mother?
Oh.

What if Tabatha twitches her nose and
Peter Rabbit here flies into her lap?

That's liable to be
a little hard to explain.

To say the very least.

Look, from the time my parents get
here until the time they leave,

I hereby give you permission to
fight witchcraft with witchcraft.

Well! I think I better
get that in writing.

I mean it, honey.
It's the only way.

Okay. But remember,
it was your idea.

Sam, I said after
my folks get here.

Sorry, sweetheart.
I was just practicing.

Oh, I'd better hurry.

I'll try to get home
early to help out. Okay.

Good luck, sweetheart.
Bye, Tabatha!

Daddy.

Sam? Sam!

I thought you just left.
So did I.

So what am I doing here when I was
just standing on the front porch?

I don't know.
I certainly didn't do it.

Daddy.

Endora.
Oh, Tabatha, no.

You mustn't do that.
Tabatha?

How could she?

I, I'm afraid it's wish craft.

Wish craft?
Uh-huh.

W-I-S-H craft. She's
going through a new stage.

Whenever she wishes for
someone she really loves to

be with her,
they automatically are.

Wish craft.
Mmm.

Darling, I know it's going
to be difficult.

You really ought to be kind of
proud of her though.

Most children don't go through
this stage until much later.

Well, I must say she's got
a great sense of timing.

Just when my folks
are coming! Oh!

Sam, it's tough enough having
a baby daughter who's a witch...

Shh!

You sneak out.
I'll try and distract her.

Does she have to be such
a precocious witch in the bargain?

Darrin!
Go out the door.

Where's your bunny rabbit,
sweetheart?

Yes, there it is.
There's your... Rabbit.

There's your bunny rabbit.

Rabbit.

All right now, Tabatha.
During the time that

Grandma and Grandpa Stephens
are visiting,

no more of that, huh?
Okay.

Okay. That is
definitely a no-no.

Oh, no!
Oh, Tabatha!

You can't have started
that already!

And how's my little
darling today?

Mother, it was you! Oh,
now, don't lecture me, Samantha.

I'm merely exercising my right to
see my own little granddaughter.

Well, I'm not angry. As a matter
of fact, I'm delighted to see you.

You are?
How refreshing!

Could you stay for a while?

I may need your help. Darrin's
parents are in town, and

they're coming over
this afternoon.

Oh, my poor Samantha.

Having to put up with Darwin
is bad enough, but his parents!

Mother, please? If I ever needed
another witch in the house, it's today.

Of course, dear.

Besides, Mr. Stephens
isn't half-bad.

Mother, you will be nice
to Mrs. Stephens?

She's sort of sensitive.

Will you please? Hmm?

Well, all right.
I'll stay.

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Stephens!
Samantha, darling!

Hi.

How nice to see you.

How's my favorite
daughter-in-law?

[Sam] Oh, just fine.
Oh, Samantha, dear.

You look a little pale.
Are you feeling all right?

Oh, yeah. Nonsense,
Phyllis. She looks terrific.

Thank you. You remember
my mother. Oh, certainly.

Mrs. Stephens.
Do you live here now?

Live here?
Whatever gave you that idea?

Well, it's, uh... It's just that the
last time we were here, you were here.

Yes.

And, uh, well,
here you are again.

It seems that every time we visit
Darrin and Samantha, you're here.

Mm-hmm.
It's quite a coincidence.

It's a wonderful coincidence.
Oh, Mr. Stephens!

How well you look. It's
been a long time, hasn't it?

Mmm.

You're looking
as handsome as ever.

Well! Why are we all
standing here?

Let's go in and have
some tea.

Did you have lunch?

On the plane.
It was very greasy.

I, I made some of those little sweet
rolls from the recipe you gave me.

You really must taste one
and let me know how I've done.

Shall we be comfortable,
Mr. Stephens? Yes.

Your recipes have been such a
tremendous success. Please sit down.

Oh, Frank, I left my hanky
in my coat pocket.

Would you get it for me?
Oh, sure.

Where's Tabatha? I can't
wait to see how she's grown.

Well, I just put her down for her
nap, but she should be up shortly.

I think you'll be surprised
at the, uh, change in her.

Here, dear.
Thank you.

I get such a terrible
head cold whenever I fly.

Oh, really?

I never do.
Me neither.

But Phyllis here, she could write a
book, Aches and Pains For Every Occasion.

I, I'll get the tea.
Mother, will you help?

Oh, certainly, darling.
I'd be glad to help, Samantha.

Oh, no, no, Mrs. Stephens.

You sit right down
and relax.

You do look
a little peaked.

Phyllis, you might make a little effort
to get along with Samantha's mother.

What for, dear? You seemed to be
making effort enough for both of us.

Oh, I'll get it, Samantha.

Hello? Oh, Darrin!
It's Mother.

Oh, it's wonderful to hear
your voice, too.

Do you have a sore throat?

No, Mother, I'm fine.
Really. How was your trip?

Oh, it was all right.

Samantha's mother
greeted us at the door.

Does she visit very often?
Phyllis!

Endora?
What's she doing there?

I'm sure I don't know, dear.

But is does seem strange that every
time we come to visit, she's here, too.

You know, in-laws can cause such a terrible
problem if, if they intrude too much.

Uh, let me talk to Sam,
Mother.

All right, dear.
It's Darrin, Samantha.

Oh, thank you.

Say hello to him
for me, will you?

Sure. Hi, sweetheart.
Your father says, "hello."

Sam, what's your mother doing there?
Haven't we got enough problems without her?

Oh, yes, yes.
They both look wonderful.

Traveling obviously agrees
with them. By the way,

Mother dropped in a little
while ago. Isn't that nice?

Sam, I want her
out of the house immediately.

If there's one thing we don't
need today it's another witch.

Oh, sweetheart, that's
exactly what we do need.

I'm coming home right away,
and I want her out!

Really?
Oh, that's wonderful.

Then you'll be able to come home
early. They're so anxious to see you.

Oh, yes. They're both
standing right here.

Uh, hang on a minute,
sweetheart.

Would you pour, Mrs.
Stephens? I'll be right there.

Of course, dear.
Come, Frank.

Darrin! Mother is trying to help, which
is more than I can say for you at...

Do you take cream
or lemon, dear?

Lemon, please,
Mrs. Stephens.

You were saying,
sweetheart?

I was saying I'm coming home, and I
want your mother out of the house!

I'll wait till you're off the phone,
dear, so your tea won't get cold.

In the meantime, I'm going upstairs
and take a look at Tabatha.

Mother!
Yes, dear?

Mother, Mrs. Stephens would
like to take a peek at Tabatha.

Would you show her
where the nursery is?

I know where the nursery is.

I'll go with you.

In case she's up, we wouldn't
want her to be startled

by an unfamiliar face.
Now, would we?

What's going on?
What did I hear?

Has something
happened already?

Darrin, we'll discuss it
when you get home.

Bye-bye, sweetheart.

When's Darrin coming home?
He said...

It's all right, Samantha.
You can tell me.

I know what these
family squabbles are.

What squabble? Are you
and Darrin having a fight?

Why, no, I... I suppose Dagwood was
being boorish and insensitive again.

- His name is Darrin.
- [Frank] Named after his grandfather.

And I resent you calling him insensitive. I
heard the tone Samantha used on the phone.

Now, really... Knowing Durwood, I would
say she kept her temper admirably.

His name is Darvin!
I, I mean Darrin.

What's the difference? What dreadful
thing did he say to you, dear?

He didn't say... Whatever it was,
I'm sure it was perfectly justified.

Oh, now, Mrs. Stephens...
You ought to know.

You were eavesdropping on
the whole conversation. Mother!

Since you and my son obviously don't
get along, wouldn't it be a better idea

if you left his house
before he gets home?

I am not accustomed to be told
to leave my own daughter's house.

I'll be right back, Frank.

I don't think that Sam and
Darrin were having a fight.

Oh, what do you know?

I tell you, they're
in serious trouble,

and that woman is at
the heart of it.

Oh, Mother! You were
supposed to be a help!

Now look what's happened,
even before Tabatha's awake.

Oh, this is awful!

He made you cry.
That brute has made you cry!

It's not Darrin!
And I'm not crying.

Maybe not on the outside, but on
the inside, the tears are flowing.

Oh, Mother, I wish you'd...

Well, I can see that my
presence is no longer required.

Good.

Make my daughter cry,
will you?

For every tear
my daughter has shed,

may buckets of water
fall on your head.

Endora!

Mr. Stephens...

Mr. Stephens,
you're being rained on.

Uh, uh, the, the roof
is, uh, leaking.

I can't very well work in an
office where the roof is leaking.

I think I'll take the rest
of the afternoon off.

But it's not raining outside.
It's raining inside, on you.

Sudden cloudburst.

You probably just
didn't notice it.

Don't worry, though, I already
called the roofing repair people.

They should be right over.

Well, good-bye.

Thank you.

So you see, Mrs. Stephens, it's
all been a misunderstanding.

There's nothing wrong
between Darrin and me.

That's what I told you. You've
just been imagining things again.

I know what I heard, Frank.
It's all right, Samantha.

You don't have to cover up. Married
people have little squabbles all the time.

I'll say.

But there's nothing
to cover up, Mrs. Stephens.

Darrin and I are as happy as a couple of
clams. And when he comes in, you'll see.

Well, if I imagined it,
so did your mother.

She was certainly under the
impression you were having a fight.

By the way,
where is your mother?

Uh, she had an engagement.

But she told me to tell you how very,
very nice it was to see you again.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I
think I'll make some more tea.

Now, don't you feel
a little foolish?

Not in the least. I don't
believe a word she said.

Darrin!

Darrin, you're being
rained on.

Mother! Mother!

At your beck and
call, darling. Shh!

Ooh! There he is. Doesn't
he look all fresh and dewy?

Just turn it off!

All right.

Mother, why?
He made you cry.

Oh, Mother!

Endora, this is absolutely
the last...

Time...

Daddy.

Yes, sweetheart.
This is Daddy.

What are you
trying to do?

I didn't do a thing!

Tabatha!

He must be in the nursery.

[Phyllis] Samantha, is
that Darrin? Mother, quickly.

Toodle-ooh.

Samantha, didn't I just hear
Darrin's voice?

Darrin? No.
He always uses the front door.

That's funny.
I could have sworn...

That is Tabatha's voice.
She must be up. I'll go see.

That's peculiar. I know
I heard Darrin's voice,

but, I didn't hear
Tabatha's voice.

Oh, Darrin!
What's going on?

Shh. Your mother and father
think you haven't come in yet.

Well, if you're talking about the way
normal people go in and out, I haven't.

She also thinks we've
had a fight. We have!

No, I mean a big fight. Now, what
you have to do is go back outside

and make an entrance to show your
mother everything's all right.

I'm not sure that it is.
Is your mother gone?

Yes.

Darrin, please.

How can I go outside
and make an entrance

when my daughter won't let me
go ten feet away from her?

Darrin, is that you?

Ohh! In the closet.
Quick.

Samantha, I'm sure I just heard
Darrin's voice. Isn't he here?

Here? Oh, Mrs. Stephens,
you must be imagining it.

Samantha, ever since we
arrived, people have been

telling me I've been
imagining things.

Now, I know I heard
Darrin's voice.

Tabatha, look who's here.
Grandmother Stephens.

Well, what do you
think of her?

Oh, my, she has grown.

Do you remember me,
darling? [Darrin sneezes]

Daddy. No, no!
You mustn't do that.

What did the child do?

Well, uh, she didn't
finish her nap.

You know how important it is
for children to get their sleep.

She heard something
in that closet, and so did I.

I'm beginning to feel
like a yo-yo.

A soaking wet yo-yo.

I'll be right down,
Mrs. Stephens.

Well...
I'll be there.

Sam, this is ridiculous!

Shh. Oh, I know, sweetheart,
and I'm very sorry.

It's been a nightmare ever
since your parents arrived.

Well, we'll be out of it soon,
darling. You just pop me outside,

and I'll make an entrance that'll make Romeo
and Juliet look like cool acquaintances.

Ooh, you really are drenched. Better
let me zap you into some dry clothes.

Never mind! There's been enough
zapping going on around here today.

I'll change into something. All
right. But as soon as you're ready,

I'll have to pop you outside.

No! Yeah,
I guess you better.

Okay, hurry up.

Must be like
kissing a minnow.

Maybe that's Darrin.

Well, does he usually ring
the bell of his own door?

Oh, Mother,
go away. I finished early, dear,

So I thought I'd drop by
to see how things were going.

Oh! Oh, you're
still here, I see.

Endora, I'm awfully glad you
could come back. Thank you.

Yes, I'm glad
you came back too, Endora.

Because I have something to say to
Samantha that I want you to hear.

By all means.

I wouldn't miss this
for the world.

Frank and I think that Samantha
and Darrin are having difficulties

because you've been intruding
too much on their lives.

Oh? Do you think so
too, Frank?

It doesn't
matter what he thinks.

I'm speaking for Darrin.

That's nice, because he often has
difficulty speaking for himself.

[Phyllis] You see,
that's exactly what I mean.

You're constantly criticizing
my son to Samantha.

Durwood needs no criticism
from me.

What's wrong with him
is for the whole world to see.

There is nothing wrong
with my son.

But if Samantha has allowed
you to influence her,

then I would say
the trouble is with her.

Samantha, dear, this
discussion is for your benefit.

I really think
you should pay attention.

Sam, where are...
There you are!

Oh, sweetheart!
I missed you!

[Darrin] You look gorgeous.
[Sam] Thank you.

Is that a new dress? No,
no, I've had it for months.

Well, you make it
look new! Mom, Pop!

It's good to see you!
Doesn't she look terrific?

Great. You look fine
too, Darrin.

Thanks, Pop. Mom, you look
younger every time I see you!

Endora, sweetheart!

It was so nice of you to drop
in while the folks are here.

This has all the earmarks
of a put-up job.

You see, everything's
just fine.

Your mother had some cockeyed
notion that things weren't

going so well between
you and Sam.

[Darrin chuckles] Darrin, are you sure?

I told you it was all
your imagination.

Mrs. Stephens, I have
an excellent idea.

Why don't you go upstairs and bring
Tabatha down? I think she's napped enough.

Uh, Sam...

Oh, I'd love to.

Mother, dear.

Imagining things. They're both trying
to cover up. I know what I saw.

Are you sure you know
what you're doing?

She still doesn't believe me.
I'm gonna have to convince her

that you can't always believe
what you think you see.

Oh. Would you care to join me
in a little tactical witchcraft?

With pleasure.

Come to grandmother,
sweetie.

I'm having one of my
sick headaches.

There. That
ought to do it.

Shall we join the gentlemen?

Oh, what a shame.
I was having such fun.

I'll just take the tea things
out, and then I'll start dinner.

[Darrin] How about a drink,
Good idea.

[Darrin] Honey?
[Sam] I'd love one.

None for me, dear.

Oh, Samantha, Darrin.

I want to apologize to you
both. You were right.

My imagination's
been playing tricks on me.

But I'm delighted it was me, instead
of a real battle between you two.

Don't give it another thought,
Mrs. Stephens.

She must be tired after
her long journey. Poor dear.

Daddy. It's all right,
honey! Daddy's right here.

Oh, she really loves
her daddy, doesn't she?

Oh, she certainly does.

Samantha, the dinner was absolutely
delicious. You're a marvelous cook.

Oh, thank you, Mrs. Stephens.
I'm so glad you liked it.

Endora, I must compliment
you too. I'm sure you taught

Samantha most of what
she knows.

Well, I try, but she
doesn't like my methods.

Oh, Mother!

[Phyllis] Really. Now, isn't
that way with children?

But you and I must
swap recipes.

I have one for a perfectly
divine sponge cake.

Uh, Pop, your fork.
You dropped your fork.

Did you s-see that?
What?

That apple. It floated
right over to her.

Oh, Frank, for heaven's sake. What a silly
thing to say. Now you're imagining things.

Yeah, maybe I am.
But I could've sworn...

Oh, she just loves apples.