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Hello? Oh, hi, Larry.
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Morning, Samantha.
Has Darrin left yet?
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He left at 5:00 this morning.
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Oh.
Driving up to Bridgeport
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to take care of that account
for you. Why?
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I was hoping to catch him
before he left.
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It's that new client,
Mr. Morgan, our prize headache.
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Oh, yes.
I've heard about him.
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Oh, I'm sure Darrin hasn't
told you all about him.
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He doesn't use
that kind of language.
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Well, he told me
what kind of a tyrant he is.
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Tyrant is putting it mildly. He's
still living in the Victorian Age,
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when the louder you talked, the righter
you were. He wasn't due until tomorrow,
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but he checked in at the
Hartford hotel this morning.
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No, no, no, don't bother. As
long as Darrin's already gone,
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I'll, uh, just
handle him solo.
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Thanks anyway, Sam.
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Oh, you're welcome, Larry.
Bye-bye.
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Well, what was
all that about?
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It's just that Darrin's firm has a new
client that's been giving them trouble.
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Seems he's some sort of
a tyrant.
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Acts as though he's still
living in the Victorian Age.
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Oh, now, don't you say anything
against the Victorian Age.
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I loved it.
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Those were the days.
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Did you know I was once
lady-in-waiting to Queen Victoria?
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Really?
I didn't know that!
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No, you and your mother
were in Tibet at the time.
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I just had an urge
to rub elbows with royalty.
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And the more I think
of it, the more I like the idea.
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What idea?
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To go back
to the Victorian Age.
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Well, now, Aunt Clara, do you
really think that's wise?
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I mean, unless you're absolutely
sure you know the right spell.
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I wouldn't want you to end up
in the wrong century.
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No don't you worry about me. Oh,
I still have a lot on the ball.
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Now, watch.
Eye of Newt.
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Leg of spider. Queen
Victoria. Tallyho.
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I cast my spell,
and off I go.
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Your Majesty.
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You're not Queen Victoria.
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Well, I'm sorry about that,
Aunt Clara.
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But I'm just as glad
you didn't go.
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Wouldn't want you to get
lost or anything.
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We don't know where we are,
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but we are not amused.
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You said you were
her lady-in-waiting.
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Well, what does
a lady-in-waiting do?
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When the bell rings,
you run like crazy.
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Your Majesty.
I'm Clara.
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Your lady-in-waiting.
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Clara?
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We don't recall the name, but
the face is vaguely familiar.
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Your Majesty always said I was the
vaguest person you had ever known.
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Clara. We...
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Clara, your limbs
are showing!
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Oh, yes. Well, they are sticking
out, aren't they, madam?
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You wouldn't dare set foot
out of the palace like that,
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yet you have the audacity,
the temerity...
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Your Majesty...
We do not speak
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until we are spoken to.
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Well, I'm sorry,
Your Majesty.
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Who are you?
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Well, I'm the niece
of your lady-in-waiting.
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Niece? You look
more like a nephew.
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Where... where are we?
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Have I been spoken to?
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You have been spoken to.
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Well, speak up,
Samantha.
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I forgot the question.
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Clara.
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We know where we are.
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We want to find out
if you know where you are.
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Well, I'm in New York,
Your Majesty.
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The United States of America?
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Yes.
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President McKinley!
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Where?
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We must make immediate preparations
for President McKinley to call.
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If you'll excuse me for just
a moment, Your Majesty.
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Young lady!
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Yes? We never turn our
back upon our Queen.
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Oh. Uh...
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Well, I beg your pardon,
Your Majesty.
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I was just going outside
to get the morning paper
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so that I could show
Her Majesty that she is, uh,
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in the 20th century.
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Mr. Morgan.
Good to see you again.
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If I'd known you were
coming in a day earlier...
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If you'd known when I was coming in, you'd
know as much about my business as I do.
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Yes. But Mr. Stephens is in charge of your
account, and he won't be back until...
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I'm the one who's
in charge of my account.
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The trouble with you advertising men
is that you don't have any initiative.
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I pay you to whip out a campaign and
then I have to do all the work myself.
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What's this? Oh, these are
the layouts that mister, uh,
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Stephens has been
working on.
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Now, if you'll notice the way
we worked the trade name in...
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Don't talk
when I'm thinking.
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And don't turn your back
on me. Pay attention.
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I am paying attention,
Mr. Morgan.
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I asked you not to talk
while I'm trying to think.
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Mr. Morgan, I'm sure you're not paying
us all this money to remain silent.
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I've helped Mr. Stephens
on this campaign and...
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Oh, the blind
leading the blind.
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Mr. Morgan, I hope
you know... Uh-uh-uh-uh.
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We're talking again.
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I can't help it.
I can't remain silent.
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Mr. Morgan, we're trying
very hard to modernize...
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Now, now, we're not angry with you.
It's just that I'm always hoping
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that someday I'll find someone who can
do something without my assistance.
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It's the same in my factory. There isn't a
man who can do anything without my assistance.
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Uh, when did you say
this Stephens will be back?
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I talked to his wife earlier,
and she said...
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I'd like to meet his wife.
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I judge a man
by the wife he selects.
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If she'd like to have
us for cocktails,
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I drink martinis.
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[TV announcer] Meanwhile,
as the northern states
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shivered in a near record
cold wave,
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Southern Californians flocked
to the beaches
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in temperatures
ranging in the high 80s.
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Oh, Aunt Clara,
isn't it marvelous
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how she's adjusted to
the 20th century? Yes.
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She always said that royalty could
not indulge in the luxury of surprise.
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[TV announcer] Surfing
conditions were excellent,
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and the unusually warm weather
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produced more than its share
of bikini-clad sun worshippers
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Showing off
the latest fashions trends...
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Has neither one of you
the decency to faint?
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Ooh!
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Come, Clara!
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We are not amused.
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Larry!
Hi, Samantha.
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Hi. I didn't expect you.
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Uh, it's one of those
unexpected days.
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Here's your paper.
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You came all the way out from
the city just to bring my paper?
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Uh...
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Samantha, I have
a great favor to ask.
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Couldn't you have phoned?
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I was afraid you'd say no.
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This way I can get down
on my knees.
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What is it?
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It's Mr. Morgan.
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Oh, the terrible tiger.
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Could you invite him
to cocktails?
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I realize it's a terrible
imposition, but...
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You know Darrin isn't here.
Couldn't you...
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But he wants to meet you.
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Me?
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He judges men
by their wives.
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Larry, well, if there's anything
I could do to help, I'd...
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What's that?
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Uh...
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Uh...
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And what happened
to your television set?
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Uh...
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This way, Your Majesty.
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What the...
[Sam] Shh.
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We do not speak
until we are spoken to.
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Her Majesty expresses
her appreciation,
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your bringing her
the evening paper.
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An aunt of mine.
Thinks she's Queen Victoria.
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I knew you had one
peculiar aunt, but, uh...
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Two. They try to outdo each other.
Sort of friendly competition.
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Samantha,
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Mr. Morgan's account runs
well over a million dollars.
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Would it be asking too much
of you to, uh,
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keep the royalty out of sight
while Mr. Morgan is here?
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Oh, yes, Larry.
I understand.
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Good. Well, uh, then I'll see you at
5:00 with Mr. Morgan for cocktails.
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Good, Larry.
Bye-bye. Bye.
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[Aunt Clara] Good news!
I hope so.
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She likes your bedroom.
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Oh, that's nice.
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And more good news.
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She feels the same about
the 20th century as I do.
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Now we're going to
get some action.
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I hope not.
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Oh, Clara, the world is
in a terrible state of affairs.
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Oh, it is in a mess.
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Indians massacre Chicago!
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Oh, no. No, Your Majesty.
That's the baseball page.
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Baseball?
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Yes. It's a game.
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I'm very vague about it,
but I think
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it has something to do
with eating hot dogs.
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Oh... Well.
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What are we, Victoria Regina, Queen of the
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland,
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Empress of India... what are
we doing in the 20th century?
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Providence obviously
desires our assistance
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in straightening things out.
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Oh! We accept the divine
right of kings
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as a divine responsibility
and duty!
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Clara, fetch us
pen and paper.
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We shall begin
by issuing some decrees.
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Oh, uh, another martini,
Mr. Morgan?
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Why, thank you,
Mrs. Stephens.
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My husband is looking forward to
the pleasure of working with you.
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Well, he should be.
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He'll have the benefit
of all my years of experience.
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Her Majesty
would like some tea.
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Majesty?
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Uh, our daughter
is like a princess.
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We call her
"Your Majesty."
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Very charming. Huh?
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Uh, would you excuse me
for a moment?
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Aunt Clara.
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Aunt Clara,
whatever you do,
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don't let her
come downstairs.
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Oh, no one tells her what to
do. She has a mind of her own.
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Aunt Clara, you just
have to send her back.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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We are going to straighten out
the 20th century.
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She has the brains.
I have the magic.
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But I must be very discreet,
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because she mustn't know
that I'm a witch.
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Clara! We will start
with the western hemisphere.
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Oh, yes. Oh!
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[Sam] You saw her?
What was she?
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She's my Aunt Harriet. She
thinks she's Queen Victoria.
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Well!
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Well,
if you could just ignore her.
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Ignore her?
Why, I admire her!
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She's my kind of woman.
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I say, if you have to go out of
your mind, go out in a big way!
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Um... Here she is.
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Will you be kind enough to
present me to Her Majesty?
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Um, Your Majesty,
may I present Mr. Morgan?
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You may rise, Mr. Morgan.
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We were impressed with you
the moment we saw you.
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Oh, you hear that?
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You remind us
of Mr. Gladstone.
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No kiddin'?
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I've always reminded myself
of a big shot like Gladstone.
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You know, cracking the whip
over parliament.
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We detest Mr. Gladstone.
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That's what I call
a real regal attitude.
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Not afraid to speak out.
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I'm that way myself. I...
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Why don't you two run along and let me have
a private little chat with Her Majesty?
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Well, I...
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Ah, ah, ah. You're arguing
with me, Tate.
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Sorry.
Mmm-hmm.
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00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,911
Off with you.
Off, off, off, off.
246
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:07,049
Now, let's you and I
have a VIP conversation.
247
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,135
You tell me how you run
your empire.
248
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,180
I'll tell you how I run
my mattress factory.
249
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,682
Sir, have you forgotten
yourself?
250
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:19,687
Oh, not a chance! I never
forget me. Or anything else.
251
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,273
I have a memory
like a steel trap.
252
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,901
We have not given you
permission to seat yourself.
253
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,905
Oh, come on, come on.
Sit down. Let's talk empires.
254
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:33,117
Even Mr. Gladstone has
greater respect for the crown.
255
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,370
Ow! Now, take it easy,
Your Majesty.
256
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,499
Let's keep this on a basis
of friendly equality.
257
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,250
Equality?
258
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,712
You're the commonest commoner
I've ever encountered.
259
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,798
No gentleman would seat
himself before a lady,
260
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,176
let alone
the Queen of England.
261
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,261
Well?
262
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,224
I'm trying to
go along with you.
263
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,184
I'm trying to be
friendly with you.
264
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,811
But don't push me too far.
265
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,981
You will kindly
266
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,902
show proper respect
for the crown.
267
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,987
I told you
to cut that out!
268
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:14,450
That is better.
You shall remain on your feet.
269
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,914
Enough is enough!
270
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,666
[Larry] I'll say it is,
Mr. Morgan.
271
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,044
Excuse me, Your Majesty.
May I escort you upstairs?
272
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,587
Perhaps you'd like
to take a little nap?
273
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,965
You keep out of this, Tate.
I can handle this nut.
274
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,719
We are not amused.
Excuse me, Your Majesty.
275
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:37,890
But this self-appointed emperor of a
mattress factory has it coming to him.
276
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,935
We haven't given anyone
permission to speak.
277
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,436
Oh, shut up!
278
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,064
[Larry] Don't you tell anyone
in this house to shut up.
279
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,898
This is Darrin Stephens'
house.
280
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:49,026
He's the one
who says shut up!
281
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,945
May I speak for your husband?
282
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,490
Oh, be my guest.
283
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,867
Shut up.
284
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,300
How do you like that?
285
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:15,970
I finally got up
enough nerve to do it.
286
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,972
Your Majesty.
287
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,141
We humbly apologize.
288
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,311
We shall retire
to our bedchamber.
289
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:27,064
If we decide to forgive,
we shall notify you.
290
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,866
Larry, I'm very proud
the way you stood up to him,
291
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,660
but in view of the fact that it's a
million-dollar account, don't you...
292
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,496
Songwriters are missing
the greatest hit in the world.
293
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:47,376
You know, they should put
music to those words. "Shut up."
294
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,506
Samantha.
Yes?
295
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,301
Do you have someplace
I could lie down?
296
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,802
Would you like an ice pack?
297
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,472
No, thanks.
I just want to lie down.
298
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,932
Guest room's
at the top of the stairs.
299
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,643
All the time
I was telling him off,
300
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:07,021
I was wondering why I
wasn't the least bit worried.
301
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,939
Now I know.
302
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,900
The time hadn't come yet.
303
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,569
Now, I'm worried.
304
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:32,380
You are falling asleep.
305
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,385
You are falling asleep.
306
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:51,232
Deeper and deeper asleep.
307
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:56,696
You are dreaming
that you are Queen Victoria.
308
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:05,246
You run your factory just like
Queen Victoria ran her empire.
309
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,748
Oh, we certainly do.
310
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,876
If anybody gets out of line, we
let them have it with our fan.
311
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,963
[Sam] You ring your little
bell, and everybody jumps.
312
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,340
[Tinkles] You're fired!
313
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,342
[Sam] You sit
on your little throne
314
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,302
and tell everybody
how to do everything.
315
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,681
We are not amused with
your advertising campaign.
316
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,933
[Sam] But you are not
Queen Victoria.
317
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,935
You're only
a petty little tyrant.
318
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,271
And as you think back
in history,
319
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,816
you know how tyrants
came to their end.
320
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,385
Larry.
321
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,804
What is it?
322
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,890
It's Mr. Morgan.
He's back.
323
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,892
Morgan!
Mmm-hmm.
324
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,435
Oh, let me think.
Let me think.
325
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,811
Let me think of a good
apology.
326
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:16,358
I can be the most apologetic person in the
world when I put my heart and soul into it.
327
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,404
May I come in?
Yes, of course.
328
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,823
I won't stay a moment.
Is Mr. Tate still here?
329
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,492
[Larry] Mr. Morgan.
330
00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:25,910
Well, Tate!
331
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,330
I just came by to tell you of
the most wonderful dream I had.
332
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:33,501
I dreamed I was Queen
Victoria. Isn't that fantastic?
333
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,712
It suddenly dawned on me
that you were telling the truth.
334
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:39,340
I have been running
my business like a tyrant,
335
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,550
treating people as though
I were the Queen Mother.
336
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,386
The Queen bee! Of course
that's absolute nonsense!
337
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,763
You're talking
while I'm talking.
338
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,183
Sorry.
339
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:52,686
Nobody else has ever dared
tell me to my face.
340
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,522
I admire you, Tate.
341
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,816
You're the kind of man
I want to handle my account.
342
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,859
And I'll keep my nose out
of it. Oh, no, no, Mr. Morgan.
343
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,780
You're talking again.
Sorry.
344
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,742
Well,
that's all I came by to say.
345
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:09,244
I'll see you and Stephens at the
office when he gets back, hmm?
346
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,330
Good.
Good-bye.
347
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,541
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
348
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,669
Night-night, Mr. Morgan.
Nighty-night.
349
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,213
Well, how about that?
350
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,590
Yes, how about that!
351
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,096
Now, if I can make it
to my car,
352
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,640
I think I'll go home
and have a double.
353
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,936
Nighty-night.
Nighty-night.
354
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,357
Oh.
355
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,240
Her Majesty will be down
in a moment.
356
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:52,079
Oh, really, Aunt Clara. Darrin is going
to be home soon, and she cannot be here.
357
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,789
Now, please.
Send her back.
358
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,416
I, uh...
359
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,085
I've forgotten the spell.
360
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,629
Well, you leave me
no alternative.
361
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,965
I may not be able
to send her back,
362
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,301
but I can certainly
get her down here.
363
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,972
How did we get here?
364
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:13,309
We didn't come down
the stairs,
365
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,770
and we don't recall jumping.
366
00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:20,398
We came here like this,
Your Majesty.
367
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,571
I am a witch.
368
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:30,242
We do not approve
of such things.
369
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:33,829
Sorcery and witchcraft
are forbidden.
370
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:39,292
Clara, you are her aunt.
You're not a witch?
371
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:42,880
Well, we can't all
be perfect, Your Majesty.
372
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,801
I do seem to recall
my beloved Albert...
373
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,512
Even Albert liked you.
374
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:54,350
If we had known this
in the 19th century,
375
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,686
we would have
had you flogged!
376
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,359
Our memory may be bad,
377
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:09,323
but when we get mad,
we remember our spells.
378
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:13,285
Eye of a newt,
leg of a spider,
379
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:16,664
Queen Victoria, tallyho.
380
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:20,542
I cast my spell
and off you go.
381
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,383
Oh, Aunt Clara!
Now we've got Prince Albert.
382
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,678
Maybe I didn't use
enough English on it.
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