All language subtitles for Bewitched.S03E12.Sams.Spooky.Chair.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

How do you do, madam? Is
there something you desire?

No, thank you. Just
browsing. By all means.

Are you an antique bug?

Sort of.

Oh, you do have
some lovely things.

Yes, we have
some excellent pieces.

This desk, for instance,
made in France in 1753.

And priced
at only $800.

Eight hundred dollars?

Well, it is beautiful,

but I'm afraid that I...
Yes. Well.

Um...

Do you have, uh, something maybe in
early American, a little less expensive?

Less expensive?

Madam, I sell antiques,
not used furniture.

Oh, how peculiar. I
thought I threw this away.

What's the matter with it?
Oh, it's a badly made copy.

Terrible workmanship. Not
our class of merchandise.

Oh, well, I think
it's rather fascinating.

Oh?
How much is it?

Well, since
you're so interested...

Only $100.

Well, I'm not that interested.
Just fascinated.

It's yours
for 25 bucks.

Thank you.

Madam, would you
do me a favor?

Yes, I'll try.

Don't tell anyone
where you bought it.

Oh!

Really, madam.

Clumsy.

Oh.

Oh, Tabatha. Oh, my
goodness, you are a mess.

Oh.

Hello?

Honey, the Cosgroves will be over to
dinner at 7:30, is that all right?

Oh, yeah, fine.

Uh, Tabatha's helping.

Your favorite, mushed-up
bananas and spinach.

Made by hand,
I hope.

[Tabatha cooing] Oh, very definitely.

Yeah.
I'll see you later, honey.

Okay. Bye-bye.

She making
something special?

Mushed bananas and spinach. Ugh.

Much too good
for the Cosgroves.

I hate these
annual dinners.

Why? It's always at
my house.

Larry, they'll renew the
contract. I don't know.

I heard the Fairfield slee
Agency's interested in the account.

Relax, Larry.

With one of Sam's delicious dinners
in Cosgrove's stomach, we can't miss.

It's not his stomach I'm worried
about. It's his wife's mouth.

That's right. He doesn't make a
move without her. Mmm, not a move.

You know, I hate to see a guy
depend on his wife like that.

What time are you coming over
tonight? I better call Louise.

Well, don't sit there. Go on home
and see if everything's all right.

So early? It's a whole four
minutes before closing time.

Remember that when
I don't give you a raise.

Honey, I'm home!

I'm in the kitchen.

Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.

Mmm!
That smells delicious!

I'm boiling
the baby's bottles.

Oh.

The dining room table
looks beautiful.

You're going to have the Cosgroves
eating out of your hands.

Good. Then I won't
need any plates.

Mmm.

Hey, where did you
get that chair?

At an antiques store.
Why?

It only cost $25.
That's a good reason.

Oh, Darrin,
I couldn't resist it.

You could have tried.
Mmm-hmm.

What are you gonna
do with it?

We could try sitting in
it. Hey, that's an idea.

No, where're you gonna put it? It
sure doesn't fit in the living room.

We'll think
of something later.

Do you mind if I put it in the
den for tonight? No. Okay.

Okay.

That still smells delicious. Oh.

And so,
there we were in Rome.

Italy, that is.

Oh.
Italy.

And I saw
this gorgeous fountain.

And I say, "Isn't that
a gorgeous fountain, Max?"

She's terribly clever.

She could always spot
gorgeous fountains.

Oh, that's marvelous, because
most of them are so, uh...

Run-of-the-mill.

True?
True. Very true.

Well, it was ridiculous what they
were asking for anything that old.

Well, they constantly try
to cheat you over there.

It's almost impossible
to get your money's worth.

Oh, you know you'll get your money's
worth with our campaign, Max.

I know about your campaign.
Don't talk business at dinner.

Where was I?

Oh. You know...

We've been
around the world twice.

Next year, we're planning
to go someplace else.

Do you have any ideas
where we can go?

Let's just go into the
living room for now.

Yes.

That's not where
I had in mind.

Louise!

I don't think
he's gonna sign.

Don't worry, Larry.
There's plenty of time.

Take another pill.

I've already
eaten the box.

Go on.

Where did you get this
ultra-rare and unusual chair?

At a little antique shop...
Oh, marvelous.

I'll run over there
first thing in the morning.

Well, they only had one.
Oh.

That could be
a problem.

But not a big problem, not if
you'd consider selling it to me.

Oh, believe me, Samantha.

I wouldn't dream of asking
you if I didn't really want it.

Huh?

I'd do anything to
have it. It just fits our house.

Doesn't it, Max?

This maybe it.
Give her the chair.

Uh, Sam,
what do you think?

Well, I rather like
that chair.

Honey!

Well...

Mrs. Cosgrove.

If you really like the chair that
much, I'd love for you to have it.

Oh, Samantha, that's very
good of you. Uh, baby doll, I...

Quiet!
Angel.

How much do you want
for it, Samantha?

Oh, nothing.
It's a gift.

Oh, nonsense. I want
to make a business deal.

So do we.

Twenty-five dollars
be too much?

Oh, it's worth much more.

Pay her, Max.
Yes, dear.

Well, now that that's all settled,
let's talk some business, Max.

Twenty-five dollars, my
dear. Oh, Max, it's late.

Oh, I can't wait to see
this chair in our living room.

But the contract! Max
will sign it in the morning.

In the morning? He'll
sign in the morning.

Max, I'll see you
in the morning.

I'll put that
in the car for you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, no, no, that's all right.
Need a little help, Darrin?

No, Larry.

It can't be
that heavy now.

Ooh!

See, that's the way they used to make
chairs. See you in the morning, Max.

[Mrs. Cosgrove] Good night.
[Larry] Mrs. Cosgrove, good night.

- [Mrs. Cosgrove] Thank you so much. Thank you.
- [Sam] Enjoy it.

Good night, my dear.
Good night, Mr. Cosgrove.

You're a very sweet boy, Darrin,
but completely uncoordinated.

Come, Max.
Good night, all.

Good night.
Good night.

Honey, I hope you didn't
mind giving them the chair.

But for my part, I was
kind of glad to get rid of it.

Well, I do like the chair, but as
long as it helps you, I don't mind.

Besides,
I like you better.

I like you too.

I have a feeling there was
something spooky about that chair.

A spooky chair?
Darrin, that's ridiculous.

Darrin?

Darrin?
Mmm. Mmm.

What was that?
What was what?

That sound.

I heard a noise downstairs.

Oh, you must be dreaming.
I don't think so.

Then I must be.
Go back to sleep, honey.

Darrin, I heard a noise.

Maybe it's the baby.

Then she must be wearing
your galoshes.

Say, you are
a spooky chair.

When I came downstairs, there was
that spooky chair bowing to me.

Oh, how charming.

Charming? At 4:00 in the morning?
Mother, what could it be?

Well, I've heard of a few of
us who'd turned into objects.

Really? Yes. Some
do when they retire.

Others do
when they get angry.

Wha... Do you think
it could be dangerous?

I don't know.

Why don't you test it
on Durwood?

Oh, mother, really.

Darrin doesn't even
know about the chair. Oh.

No, I hid it before
he went to the office.

Hello?

Hello, Sam.

Oh, hi, sweetheart.

We were just talking
about you.

Mother sends her love.

Sam, we got a problem. The chair's
been stolen from the Cosgroves.

Stolen? Wh...

Darrin, I think
you ought to know that...

Adelaide blames Max for leaving the door
open because he didn't like the chair.

They're having
a terrible argument.

And while they're arguing,
Max won't sign the contract.

And while they're arguing, Max won't sign
the contract. Can you find another one?

I'm
afraid it's one-of-a-kind.

Darrin, I think
you ought to come home.

Something wrong?
No, no, it's...

It's about the chair.

I can't talk about it
on the phone.

I'll be right home.
Anything wrong?

Something about the chair. Well, then,
go on home. Maybe she's found it.

I'll send Louise over
to the Cosgroves.

She's an expert
on marital arguments.

She is? Huh. Lots of
experience, all with me.

Oh, dear.
Mother. Mother?

Oh, boy, you're always around when
I don't need you, but when I do...

What is all that racket?

That's Darrin. I had to
tell him about the chair.

He came home, and now he's
in the study fighting with it.

What do you want me
to do, darling? Referee?

Well, there must be
something.

I told you
it was a spooky chair.

And whoever or whatever it is,
it absolutely hates Darrin.

We can't hold that
against it, can we?

I can.

You don't suppose it could be
one of our relatives?

Certainly not!

Not one of our relatives
is in furniture.

Well, it's causing
all sorts of trouble.

Now, I can't give it back to
the Cosgroves if it's Bewitched.

What am I gonna do?

Nothing.

Nothing?

No, not a thing, until we
know for sure what it is.

Well, yes, but...

It's Mr. Cosgrove!

Call me back.

Oh, hi, Mr. Cosgrove.
What a lovely surprise.

My dear,
I'm sorry to bother you,

but I was on my way over
to the antique shop,

but I couldn't
remember the name.

You know, where you
purchased the chair.

Oh, yes. Darrin told
me about the robbery.

Yes. Uh, Adelaide blames me.
She says I left the door open.

Oh, I've just got to find
another one, because...

What's that noise?

Darrin. He's doing
his morning exercises.

Does them every day.
Oh.

Don't exercise
too hard, dear!

Oh, hello, Mr. Cosgrove. I was
just doing my morning workout.

That's it!
That's the chair!

That's,
um... A copy. Copy.

I can't tell the difference. Oh,
please let me take this to Adelaide.

She'll love it, and then
she'll love me again.

Aw, but, Mr. Cosgrove, it's only
a copy. I mean... I must have it!

Oh, I'm sorry, but when Adelaide gets
angry, I just can't think straight.

Now, what does it cost?
I'll pay anything you ask.

It's very expensive. Much
more than the original.

Good. Now, I do appreciate
this, so just send us a bill.

I want Adelaide
to see this right away.

Well, why don't you let
Darrin bring it to your house?

I'd rather take it myself.

Well, it's no trouble, Mr. Cosgrove,
and it might scratch your car.

No, the sooner Adelaide forgives
and forgets, the better.

I'll tell Tate to
send the contract over to my house.

Thank you very much.

Uh...

Well, I guess he's gonna
sign. Yeah, well, if he lives.

You don't think that
that chair's deliberately

trying to blow the Cosgrove
deal for me, do you?

Well, I don't know, but that's
what we've got to find out.

Now, Darrin, you go
to the antique store,

find out all you can
about that chair.

How old it is,
you know.

Meet me at the Cosgrove's right
away, and hurry. Mmm-hmm. Mmm. Right.

Goodbye.
Goodbye.

Would you mind baby-sitting for
a little while? Oh, I'd love to!

Yeah, well, don't teach
Tabatha any new tricks.

Oh, killjoy.

What are you
going to do?

I'm going to the Cosgroves' to
keep an eye on that chair. Oh.

Hmm. And while I'm gone, why don't
you get in touch with Aunt Hagatha,

and Daddy,
and maybe Aunt Enchantra.

They might know
something about it. All right?

Mmm-hmm.
Oh, bye.

There, my sweet.
Just like the other one.

And I shall guard this
with my life.

Oh, I'm so grateful
to Samantha and Darrin...

My darling, are you all
right? Why did you do that?

But I did
nothing, my love. Nothing.

I never realized,
you're a dangerous man.

Go answer the door.

Adelaide, I'm really
not dangerous.

Hi, Mr. Cosgrove, Mrs. Cosgrove.
I was just passing by...

Oh, Samantha.

You came just in time. He
just threw me out of the chair.

Really?
Darling, I did not.

You did! I was
sitting in it, just like...

Perhaps you shouldn't sit in it, Mrs.
Cosgrove. Maybe it has a broken leg.

She's right, darling.
Please, do be careful.

You see? There's nothing
wrong with it.

Oh, you and Darrin
were such...

[Sam] Oh, dear!

Mrs. Cosgrove,
are you all right?

What are you doing?
He tried to choke me!

Darling, you know I'd never
do anything like that. I just...

Your front door was open, So we just...
We just walked right in.

Hello, everybody.
[Sam] Hi, Louise, Larry.

Tate. Mrs. Tate.
Sam. Well, Max.

Hello. Here we are
with your contract.

Oh, this is no time
for contracts.

You found another chair.

Is Darrin here?

Max! You broke my chair!

You did it on purpose! That's
it! That's the last straw!

I'm going home to Mother!
Get my suitcase!

Adelaide! Adelaide!
You can't leave me!

Mrs. Cosgrove, really. I'm
sure he had nothing to do with it...

Adelaide!
But Max, Max, the contract!

I can't sign any contract now!
[Louise] Oh, Mrs. Cosgrove!

[Max] Adelaide! Adelaide!

He'll never sign
the contract! Never!

The other agency'll get him.
Sam, what's going on here?

[Louise] Mrs. Cosgrove!

...light of my life, I'll give
you anything you want.

Anything. I'll even go to Rome
and buy that fountain for you.

And I'll buy the water!
[Max] Yes.

[Louise] Mrs. Cosgrove,
I'm sure it can be worked out.

Did you find out anything?

The chair was bought at an auction,
in Boston, at the turn of the century.

Which one?
Sam!

Boston, huh?
What does it mean?

Well... Uh, Boston.
Uh-huh.

Beans.
Yeah?

Tea party.
Uh-huh.

Nothing.
Uh...

Well, maybe Mother found
something out. You wait here.

[Max] Please, honey bunch?
[Larry] Mrs. Cosgrove!

[Adelaide] My mind's made
up. What's with the Cosgroves?

Well, you heard. You just stay here
and make sure the coast is clear, huh?

Stand up.

Now, come with me.

Mother.

Mother?

Mother, did you
find out anything?

You remember...

Stop it!

You remember
the Farnsworth family?

Yes, they lived on
our street in Boston.

Does it belong to
them? Well, sort of.

It's not one of them?

Not him!

Yes. He had Enchantra transform
him when you rejected him.

Reject... Wha...
I never rejected him!

I never even gave him any
encouragement. We were friends.

Not as far as he was
concerned, love.

Oh...
Oh, mother.

What was the spell
Aunt Enchantra used?

The simple one,
without the oxtails.

All right. Thank you.

Now, I think it's time for a
little woman-to-chair chat.

I think you're right, dear.

Okay, Clyde Farnsworth.

You just come out here
and face me like a...

A chair.

It won't do you
any good to hide.

I said come here,
and I mean it.

Do you realize
the trouble you've caused?

Not just Darrin and me, but look
at the uproar the Cosgroves are in.

You should be
ashamed of yourself.

Clyde, I'm speaking
to you.

Now, I might be able to understand
if you had any sort of excuse, but...

Well, that's no excuse.
That's nonsense.

Now, you did not have yourself turned
into a chair because I rejected you.

I told you on our first
and only date

that we could never be
anything more than friends.

Oh, Clyde, now if you're
gonna crumble up like that,

we're never gonna
get anywhere.

Besides, that's no way
to get my sympathy.

Much.

Well, Clyde,
I don't understand.

If you're supposed to be in love with
me, why are you causing all this trouble?

[Louise] Please, Mrs.
Cosgrove, won't you reconsider?

[Adelaide] Reconsider
living with a dangerous man?

[Max] Please believe me.
I'm not dangerous, love pot.

[Larry] Take my word for it,
love pot. I mean, Mrs. Cosgrove.

Sam, what are you doing? What do
you think? I'm talking to the chair.

Ask a foolish question... Darrin,
do me a favor. Go back inside

and make sure no one
comes out here.

You understand? Hmm?
Yeah, all right.

Oh.

So that's it.

You're jealous
of Darrin, huh?

Oh. Well, now, Clyde, he is my
husband, and I love him very much.

And nothing you can do can
change that. You understand?

Now, I'm going
to give you a choice.

You can either keep feeling sorry for
yourself and remain a miserable old chair,

or I can change you back into human form,
but I can't do it unless you're willing.

Good.

Chair of cloth
and wood and grain,

become a human being
again.

Oh, Clyde. Why, you
haven't changed a bit.

Not even your clothes.

Samantha, you're as beautiful
as you always were.

Isn't there any hope
for us?

We can still be friends.
I'd like that.

Well, I'll be going now.

Where are you going?

Back to the antique store. I've
got someone there that loves me.

Oh, does she work there?

No. She's a lamp.

Oh. Well, uh...

Clyde, before you leave, uh,
could I make a copy of you?

As a chair, I mean.

I really need it, and I can't
do it without your permission.

Oh, please allow me.
As a gift to you.

And Darrin.

Oh, well, Clyde, that's
awfully sporting of you.

[Adelaide] I should've listened to Pa.
That's who I should've listened to.

[Larry] Louise,
don't just stand there.

[Louise] Well, what do you
want me to do?

[Larry] Mrs. Cosgrove,
Psst. Darrin.

[Adelaide] My mind's made up.

It's all right.
Mrs. Cosgrove!

Mrs. Cosgrove?
What?

I fixed the chair.

Well, how could you?
Max broke the legs.

No, no, he didn't.
It has collapsible legs,

so I just pushed them back
in place and locked them.

Then Max didn't break
the chair? Mmm-mmm.

Oh, Max, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have
blamed you, Tweety bird.

Will you forgive me?

Of course, I will,
cupcake.

Will you forgive me?

I forgive you,
huggy bear.

And I forgive you, Poopsie.

Uh, forgive me, but
what about the contract?

Is it all right
if I sign, love pot?

By all means, honey bunch.

Tea, anyone?
Oh, delightful!

Darling,
I'm proud of you.

Well, don't thank me, thank Clyde
Farnsworth. It's a gift from him.

Clyde Farnsworth?

Yeah, I'll explain later.
Okay.

Sam!

Well...