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[Samantha] Darrin?
Yeah?

A cab just drove up.

It must be
what's-his-name,

the friend of your Great-Aunt
Leticia's from Ireland.

Jerry O'Toole? Oh,
no. What's the matter?

This is one morning I can't
afford to be late to the office.

I hate to do this, honey, but I'm
gonna have to sneak out the back door.

Well, that's not being very
hospitable. But look at the time!

Surely you can take just
a minute to say hello.

You can't say hello
to an Irishman in a minute.

Now don't fret, I'll see him
when I get home tonight.

Oh, all right. He's not my
Great-Aunt Leticia's friend.

Relax. I didn't even
remember I had a

Great-Aunt Leticia until
she wrote. Bye, honey.

I should think
you'd be curious

to meet someone
from Derrybrien.

Not a bit.

Oh! Sure and ya
must be Darrin,

or my name isn't
Gerry O'Toole.

Gerry?
For Geraldine.

Oh, it's a darlin'
home you have.

A darlin' home.
Thank you.

So you're Darrin.

Your great-aunt told me
what a darlin' man you were.

Aw, she only said that
because it's true.

What? Oh, yeah.

She's got a great sense
of humor. She's a darlin'.

Uh, how about
a cup of tea?

Oh, no, no.
I don't want you

to go to any trouble
on my account.

Oh, it's no trouble.

I'll not be
a burden to ya.

I want to be treated
just like one

of the family
durin' my stay.

Oh, well, now, Gerry, a
cup of tea certainly isn't...

Uh, how long are you
going to be able to stay?

Well, just till
I get started.

Started with what?

Well, the first thing
I'd best be doin'

is finding myself a job.

What sort of work
do you do, Gerry?

Well, if I do
say so myself,

I'm pretty good
at weaving.

[Darrin] Maybe I can
find you something

in the garment industry.

Or you might even
get a job as a model.

A model!
Aw, sure you're

playin' games with me.
Isn't he?

Not yet.

Y-Y-You don't have
a cat here

in the house, now do ya?

That's the baby.

The baby.

Well, ain't
that darlin'?

You don't like cats?

That I don't.

The way they're always
sneakin' around

and jumpin' at you
when you least expect it.

Honey, while you're
taking care of the baby,

I'll show Gerry
to the guest room.

Oh, that's
a marvelous idea.

While Darrin's taking
care of the baby,

I'll show you
to the guest room.

Mmm, I must say,
Samantha,

it was
a wonderful dinner.

Thank you, Gerry.

Honey, you can't
fix that.

The hole's this big.

Well, I can always make another
sleeveless sweater out of it.

It's too late.
Too late?

I'm afraid I mended it
before dinner.

Let me see, honey.

Why, that's about the best
reweaving job I ever saw!

Yes, it's most unusual.

Oh, my! What a lovely
garden you have out there.

W-Would you be a darlin'
and show it to me?

Well, sure.
Come on, honey.

No, you two darlings go ahead.

Well, I've heard of being handy with
a needle, but this is ridiculous.

And what's even
more ridiculous

is your gullibility,
my dear.

Did you ever see a human

who could do
weaving like that?

But, Mother, Gerry's a
friend of Darrin's great-aunt.

If she is,
I'm his great-uncle.

You mean, she's one of us? No.

Just think a minute.

Hates cats?

Ooh!
A wood nymph!

And there's
only one thing

a wood nymph hates
worse than a cat,

and that's...

A witch.

Yes. Well, I wonder
what she wants.

I don't know, but
you'd better find out.

[Gerry giggling] And fast!

Bye!

Oh, Samantha,

it's a lovely garden ya
have. Well, thank you, Gerry.

Oh, darling, I thought
I heard the baby.

Would you mind taking
a peek? Sure, honey.

Maybe Gerry'd like
to watch a little television.

I have some other entertainment
in mind. Well, good!

All right, you.
What do you want here?

Why, whatever
do ya mean?

You're a wood nymph,
aren't you?

Right ya are. That I am.

And I don't mind tellin' ya--

It's a great relief to be
gettin' it off me chest.

Well, I mean, the burden
that I been carryin'... Hold it!

Never mind the blarney.

I want to know
what you're doing here!

Oh. Well,

as you must know, it's
the work of a wood nymph

to bless the homes of all
the true sons of the old sod.

And me, I've been takin' care

of Darrin's family
for centuries.

[Gerry] And that's why I come.

We've been in this house for over
two years. What took you so long?

Well, we are a bit
behind in the schedule.

I mean, especially
with the immigrants.

The fact that I'm married
to Darrin doesn't bother you?

You mean, because you're a
witch? Oh, no. Of course not.

That's all changed now.

It's, uh, forgive and forget.
That's our feelin's now.

Really? Well, I'm surprised
Mother didn't know about that.

[Endora] That's only
because it isn't true.

It's not?
Now, look here, Woody.

[Darrin] Baby's
okay, honey. Oh, dear.

She's as snug as a...

Sorry I had to put you in
the deep freeze, darling,

but we have
to thrash this out.

All right.
Now, I want the truth.

If you don't tell me why you're
really here, I'll let them in.

No, no,
don't be doing that.

Will you tell me the truth?
Yes, yes! Don't let them in!

Well?

It's the curse of Killcarney
County that's brought me here.

The curse of what?
Killcarney County.

That was the manor house
of Darrin the Bold.

He was an ancestor
to your Darrin,

and he lived
in the 15th century.

Well, what did
Darrin the Bold do?

He slew Rufus the Red,
that's what he did.

He was a darlin' man
and a good friend,

the way he'd always
leave little bits

of food out on the doorstep
so we'd never go hungry.

And when Darrin slew him, we put a
curse on him and on all his descendants.

So now you know.

But that's not fair!

My Darrin didn't have
anything to do with it.

Well, I know that,
but a curse is a curse,

and I shouldn't have to be
tellin' the likes of you that.

Oh!

Mother! Mother, you're
going to have to do something!

Oh, Samantha,
please don't carry on so.

It's embarrassing
and human.

Now, actually, he just might
survive this curse, you know?

Suppose he doesn't.

Well, we can't
fight progress.

Mother!

Now, I choose to believe
that you're joking,

but whether you are or not, I am
not going to take this lying down.

N-Now, do you remember when all this
happened. The exact date, I mean?

Sure I do.
It's burned in me memory.

Why, we even made up
a poem about it.

"'Twas the 12th
of Michaelmas in '72

When Darrin the Bold
our Rufus did slew."

It was a better rhyme
in the 15th century.

Yes. Uh, well,

a-a-all right, how about
a temporary truce?

Well, I, uh...
You've waited 500 years.

Now, a few hours can't
make any difference.

I don't think...

All right,
all right!

Mother?
What?

I'd like to speak
to you in private.

As soon as I get him
back in circulation.

...bug in a rug.

Excuse me.

Oh, sure.

Would you like to watch
a little television?

There's a good movie
on tonight.

[Gerry] Oh, what is it?
The Cat and the Canary.

Why don't we just sit down
and have a little chat?

Well, that suits me.

Samantha,
you can't be serious.

Oh, but, Mother,
it's the only way.

"Undo the Deed"
is the only way! No!

Oh, Mother, please
let's try "Undo the Deed."

I wish you'd stop referring to it as
if it were some sort of parlor game,

instead of one of the most
dangerous of all practices!

If I can go back to the 15th
century, I can stop Darrin the Bold

from killing Rufus the Red,
and the curse will be removed!

You don't realize
how risky it is!

Once you go back in time, you won't
be able to use your witchcraft.

I know. You'll have
only your wits to rely on.

Well, I realize that it's a risk, but
that's a chance I'll have to take.

Oh, Samantha,
I cannot let you do it!

Mother, somebody has to go back to the
15th century to save Darrin's life.

You wanna do it?

Samantha...

get ready for takeoff.

"To undo the deed
that once was done

"To now undo
the deed that's done

"Into the past
the days do run

We seek the day
the deed was done."

[Samantha] Take care of
the baby, Mama, and Darrin.

I think Donald is being
well taken care of.

Oh, you're beautiful, baby!
Oh, you're marvelous!

Sire!

Ah, this is good, but
you're better. Sire!

Oh, please, sire. I
have to finish me work upstairs.

Not until you finish
your work downstairs!

Well...

Your tankard
of ale, sire.

And what is
your name, lass?

Samantha, sire.

Samantha! Oh, that's a lovely
name. It's lovely, lovely.

Upstairs, wench,
and finish your work!

Tell me something, girl.

Aye?

How is it that the likes of
you has escaped me notice

when there's a light about you that
shines forth like a beacon at sea,

and your hair
all golden round your head,

and your eyes sending
out an invitation

to any man who has eyes
for a girl with spirit and fire?

How's that again? Where've
you been all me life?

I was a-waiting
for you to come to Killcarney.

My name is
Darrin the Bold.

Well, sure, and I didn't think
you were Darrin the Meek.

I dearly love
a saucy lass.

Oh, the beauty of you
takes my breath away.

You are
a knockout.

Oh, if it's taming you want,
you came to the right place.

I-I-If you'll
excuse me, sire,

I have to get back to
me duties in the kitchen.

Oh, but a lass like you shouldn't
be slaving away in the kitchen.

You're much too pretty for that.

How would you like
to move up in the world?

Move up?
I want you at me side.

Oh, well,
thank you, sire.

But I'm not thinking
of marriage right now.

Neither am I.

I'm thinking of making you
the upstairs maid,

you little vixen, you!

Don't be afraid
of me, lass!

Don't be afraid
of me, Darrin!

I'm not afraid. I'm not
afraid. Where is everybody?

Your wife's away on
an emergency. Where?

Ooh, I'm that sorry.
Did I hurt you, sire?

Me, Darrin the Bold, who's faced
the fierceness of the Norman foe

and taken the measure of the murtherin'
English, hurt by a frail lass like you?

Oh, you don't
know your own strength, girl.

A noble lord waits without
and would speak with you, sire.

Let him enter!

Enter!

I am Rufus the Red.

I am Darrin the Bold.

I would set up me camp
in your fields for the night.

You may do so.

You will provide grain for the
horses and food for my men?

If you pay.

A guest does not pay.

A guest is invited.

I do not pay!

I do not give!

Pay! Give!

You've got a great deal
to learn about chivalry, sir.

Do you prefer to duel
on foot or mounted?

On foot,

that way you'll be
closer to your grave.

- At my camp?
- Within the hour.

So be it.

Come!

Sire,

I must speak with ye.

What is it, lass?

In private.

Oh, in private it is.

I'll see you
in my room. Anon.

- But...
- Anon!

[Rufus] Who goes there?

'Tis I.

Ah, you belong to
Darrin, do you not?

I belong
to no man.

Well, now,
come in, come in.

And what can I do
for you, lass?

Would you put your
wee boot on that, sire?

Height, 6'3".

Well, what are you doin'?

Oh, don't pay
any attention to me.

Waist, 36.

Now, place your arms so,
sire. Now breathe in.

Now out.

Hmm. Will you tell
me what you're doin'?

First, what do you weigh?

Thirteen stone
eight, but...

Oh, no doubt about it. I'm going
to need a very sturdy cloth.

What are you
talkin' about, lass?

Well, would
you believe it?

The last few souls that
challenged his master

came right
through the shrouds.

Shroud? You're
measuring me for a shroud?

Ooh, there's not a
thing to worry about, sire.

I'm the best shroud
maker in the country.

And you work
for Darrin the Bold?

Only for
the master, sire.

Why, there aren't
enough hours

in the day
or the night

for me to make all the
shrouds I have to make.

He keeps you
that busy?

Well, I'm not sure
about that, sire.

Perhaps it would
be fairer to say that

the men who challenge the
master keep me that busy.

Just last month, he...

Well, come in,
lass, come in.

Please, sire, I've come to speak to
you on a matter of grave importance.

Go ahead, lass,
I'm listenin'.

Ow!

Somehow I'm gettin' the feelin'
that I don't appeal to you.

Oh, no, no, sire.
I really like ye.

It's just that...
I'm shy.

If you were any shyer, I'd
be bruised from head to toe.

What is this matter
of grave importance?

Well, I just happened to be walkin'
by the camp of Rufus the Red,

and I overheard
some of his men talkin'.

Now, whatever you do,
don't fight Rufus on foot.

He's killed over
a hundred men that way.

Bah, a hundred men...

A hundred men, you say?

Aye.

Why do you think they
call him Rufus the Red?

Not because of his hair?

Because of...

Perhaps it would be wiser
if I fought him mounted.

It would be,

except that he's killed even
more men on horseback.

If I were you,
I'd try some other way.

What other way is there?

Well, how about
a nice wrestlin' match?

You seem to be
very good at that.

Enter!

Oh, Muldoon, it's not
time for the duel yet.

There's no rush.

There's no duel, sire.

There's not?

Why not?

Rufus the Red has sent men

to pay for the food and grain
they need.

You don't say.

Oh, that's terrific!

I mean,
the saints be praised.

So the snivelin' coward
backed out of the duel.

Yes. But if you want
to go ahead with it, sire...

No!

After all,
the man is my guest.

Yes, sire.

I'm wonderin' what made
Rufus change his mind.

Well, sire,

maybe he heard what
a brave fighter you are,

and all the great
battles you've won,

and the fierce dragons
that you've killed.

Aye, that would
strike fear in...

What dragons? I
never fought a dragon.

You haven't?
No.

Not that I can remember.

Oh. Well, I wouldn't
mention that to Rufus.

He somehow got
the impression

that you hold
the world's record

for dragon slewing...
Uh, slaying.

And now,
if you'll excuse me, sire,

me work here is finished.

Oh, no, it's not.

Mother!

I knew the lass had spirit,
but this is ridiculous!

[Gerry] Oh, Darrin...

Oh!

Are ya all right?

Oh, me poor darlin'.

[Darrin] I really fell
head over heels, didn't I?

[Gerry] Oh, it's all my fault.

[Darrin] Oh, no,
you tried to warn me.

Oh, look, Gerry.
Gerry! Gerry, please.

I think I better tell you something.
I'm very much in love with my wife,

and if you don't
stop chasing me around,

I'll be on crutches by the
time Samantha gets back.

Well, well.

When the cat's away, the mouse
will play, won't she? Or try to.

Well, I was just trying to
give a bit of comfort to the poor man.

Sure you were.
Well, Gerry, me darlin',

you'll be happy to know
that you can leave now.

I've undone the killing
of Rufus the Red

and the curse on Darrin
Stephens has been lifted.

I don't believe ya.

Well, go home.
You'll find out.

I'm not budging till
I have positive proof.

How else can I prove it?

That'll not be
a problem of mine.

Well, if you won't go back,

there's only one
thing I can do.

- Mother?
- [Endora] Yes, dear?

She wants positive proof.

[Endora] You shall have it.

Rufus, me darlin'!

Gerry, my love!

Oh, Samantha, I want you
to meet a darlin' man,

the love of my life,
Rufus the Red.

We've sort of met.

[Darrin] Is that you, Samantha?

Oh, dear.
Uh, yes, Darrin.

Don't tell me
he's here.

I'd hate to have
to explain all this,

so, if you don't mind...

Ah, not
in the least.

Oh, it's happy indeed
you've made me.

Come, darlin'.
Goodbye, Samantha.

[Gerry] You're a love!

Hi.
Hi!

Did you miss me?
Mmm, I sure did.

With someone like Gerry
to keep you company?

Oh, come on.

She's awful pretty.

But, Sam,
she's too aggressive.

She's gonna have
trouble getting a man.

Oh, I don't think so.

By the way, she told me
to tell you goodbye.

She left? How come?

Well, you might say she,
um, got her old job back.

Good. Anyway, I'm glad
to see you.

Darrin?
Hmm?

Have you ever thought
of growing a mustache?

No.