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Samantha!
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Oh, hi,
sweetheart.
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I, um-- I didn't
expect you home so early.
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Well, that's
pretty obvious.
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Sam, is this
the kind of thing
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that goes on behind
my back all the time?
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No. Now, Darrin.
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I broke that vase, and--
And it's a present
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from your Uncle Albert,
so naturally, I thought--
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I know what you thought.
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You thought you'd just
ring-a-ding-ding your nose
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and put everything
back together again.
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Sam, you're getting to be
more witch than wife.
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Well, you knew I was a witch
when you married me.
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No, I didn't.
You didn't tell me
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until our wedding night,
if you remember.
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Darrin.
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What?
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I wonder about that
sometimes.
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If I had told you
I was a witch...
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would you have
still married me?
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Well, yeah, sure.
Yeah, of course.
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Oh, thank you.
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That's very
broad-minded of you.
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Oh, come on, Sam.
I said I would, didn't I?
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Not very
convincingly.
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Well, how can anyone be sure
of a thing like that?
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I am reasonably certain.
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I mean, I'm--
I'm practically positive.
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Yes, I would.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Well, I'm, uh,
going to go upstairs
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and say hello
to the baby.
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You do that.
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Yeah.
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[Endora] Well, that
was sweet and tender.
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Oh, hi,
Mother.
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There is a way
to find out
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whether he would've
married you or not.
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You would like to know whether
he would've proposed to you
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if you told him
you were a witch.
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Well, I can put you back
in the past so you can find out.
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Oh, no, no, Mother.
Darrin's angry enough.
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I wouldn't want
to upset him anymore.
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He won't be.
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He'll go back in time,
and when he returns,
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he'll never remember a thing.
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Now, Mother.
This is between Darrin and me.
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So will you please
change the subject?
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Why, of course,
dear.
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You know the weather
is very lovely
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on the Riviera
this season.
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You owe yourself
a trip, Samantha.
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Mother...
you don't believe
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Darrin would've
proposed to me, right?
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Oh,
and there's such
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an interesting group
of people there.
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There's a young,
divine Italian director.
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And there's that crazy
French novelist--
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Mother.
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No, I don't think
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whatchamacallit
would've married you.
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Well, you're wrong.
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There always will be
a doubt, won't there?
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I suppose so.
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And when you look across
the breakfast table at him,
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you'll wonder what
would have happened if--
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Oh, let me send you
back, Samantha.
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Well, all right,
Mother.
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You win.
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Good.
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Now, sometime
in the past,
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you're going to tell him
you're a witch.
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When do you think
that would've been?
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Well, there was the time
I went to cook dinner
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in his apartment.
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I almost told him then,
before he proposed.
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Well that sounds
very, very good.
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Now, Mother.
No nonsense.
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No, no, no.
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When you go back
to the past,
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it'll be exactly
as it would have been.
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Now, then, come here.
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Ah.
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Thunder, lightning, rain, hail
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Rummer, dummer, lummer, bane
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Backward, turn backward
Oh, time, in thy flight
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Let her find out
What would happen that night
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Yes?
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Mr. Stephens?
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Oh, yes, I am.
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How about that?
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I'm your friendly
cosmetic lady,
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and we're introducing
a new kind
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of kiss-proof lipstick.
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I'd like to leave you
a sample.
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Oh, well.
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It's a marvelous
product.
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I'll take
all you have.
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You look beautiful.
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You're just saying that
because you're handsome.
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Well,
here we are.
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Yes,
I guess I am.
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Here you go.
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Oh, thank you.
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To you.
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Ooh!
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Oh, ah, oh,
I'm sorry.
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I-- I meant for this
evening to be special,
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but I didn't mean for it
to be that special.
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Darrin...
this is sort of
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a special evening
for me too.
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You see, there's something
I have to tell you.
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Bet I can guess
what it is.
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You couldn't possibly.
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You forgot to bring
the things
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for the dinner
you're going to cook me.
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Right?
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No. No, you'll
have your dinner.
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I can... whip up a dinner
out of nothing.
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Well that's just
what we've got
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in my refrigerator,
nothing.
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No, it's something
about me
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I really think
you should know.
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I know all I need
to know about you.
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I-I don't think so.
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It's about my family.
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We're, um, different.
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Samantha, I'm not interested
in your family.
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I'm interested in you.
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I wouldn't care if they were
shoplifters, moonshiners
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or cattle-rustlers.
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If it were only that simple.
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Darrin, I think
you'd better sit down.
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Okay.
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You love me,
don't you?
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I've been doing my best
to give you that impression.
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Well, here goes.
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Darrin... I'm a witch.
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Well, nobody's perfect.
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No.
I-I'm serious.
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I... am... a witch.
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Well, um, what
makes you say that?
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No, I mean I am.
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I'm a house-haunting,
cauldron-stirring,
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broom-riding witch.
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Sam, I'll tell you
what we're going to do.
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I'm going to take you out
to a nice quiet restaurant.
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We're going to have
dinner. And after the dinner,
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I'm going to take you to a very
funny movie. How would you like that?
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Darrin, I told you
we could have dinner here.
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And I think it might be
a better idea
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if we had dinner
at a restaurant.
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Well... if you don't
believe me,
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I... guess I'll just
have to prove it.
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Oh.
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Careful,
hot plate.
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Ah!
That is hot!
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Um, well, i-if--
If you don't like roast beef,
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uh, maybe you'd like
a turkey dinner.
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You're a witch!
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Yes, Darrin.
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I mean, you really are
a witch.
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Were you born that way?
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, Mother's a witch,
Father's a warlock.
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I see.
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Now that you know,
does it make any difference?
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Uh, no!
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
of course not.
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Why should it? I mean,
what's the difference?
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Well, who cares
about a little thing like that?
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Oh, Darrin.
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Don't touch me!
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Oh, how chicken!
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Well...
now you know.
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Oh, boy!
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Do I know!
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Oh, boy!
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Well, it's nice
to be sure.
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It clears up
all your doubts.
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Walking out
on me!
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From his own
apartment.
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Coward!
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What?
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Oh, Darrin!
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What is this
all about?
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Whatever it is,
you're responsible.
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Oh, Tish-tosh.
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He doesn't
remember.
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Now, do you remember
the night
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I came to your apartment
to cook dinner?
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Of course I remember.
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Well, this time
I told you I was a witch,
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and you behaved
very badly.
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I did?
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You ran out
on me.
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I--
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Well, that's
understandable.
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Oh, yes,
very understandable.
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You see
what I mean?
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Well, I came back,
didn't I?
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Didn't I?
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Well... I don't know.
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We didn't go
that far.
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You didn't go that--
That's not fair!
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You didn't give me a chance!
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It wasn't
necessary.
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Your attitude
was obvious.
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Narrow-minded,
intolerant,
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middle-class,
superstitious.
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All right,
Mother.
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Now, that will do.
Darrin's right.
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We didn't give him
a chance.
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Oh, my poor baby.
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Where did I go wrong?
Where did I fail you?
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Now, cut that out.
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Sam, I love you.
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And if this cuckoo experiment
is upsetting you,
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I demand the right
to go back and prove myself.
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That's only fair.
Mother...
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send us back.
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You sure?
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I'm sure!
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Oh...
all right!
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Thunder, lightning... hail, rain
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Rummer, dummer, lummer, bane
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Backward, turn backward
Oh, time, in thy flight
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Both of them go back
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And you'll see
That I'm right
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You're a red-blooded
American boy,
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and you're in love
with a witch.
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She's a beautiful witch,
and you're in love with her.
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Darrin... here are
my layouts
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for the salad oil
campaign.
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Just pour them
on the desk, Larry.
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Please, Darrin, no jokes
about the accounts.
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Sorry, Larry.
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Hey, wasn't
your girlfriend
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gonna cook dinner
last night?
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How'd it go?
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Please, no jokes
about my love life.
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I'm sorry, Darrin.
But she's beautiful.
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What do you care
if she can cook or not?
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Oh, she can cook.
She can do anything.
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Then what's
the problem?
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Larry, I had the shock
of my life last night.
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I've got to
tell somebody.
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Samantha is--
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No, you'd never
believe me.
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Of course I'll
believe you. Go on.
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You'd never
believe me, Larry.
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I tell you, Darrin,
I'll believe you.
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Tell me.
You'd never believe me!
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Try me!
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She's a witch!
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Darrin, take it
from an old married man.
260
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,046
All women are witches.
261
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,839
If you really love her
and she loves you,
262
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,798
what's the difference?
263
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,383
But she's a "witch" witch.
264
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,219
W-I-T-C-H!
265
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,553
Oh, come off it,
Darrin.
266
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,554
If you want a vacation,
just ask for it!
267
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:04,057
She's a witch!
268
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,516
Listen, if you keep on
with this fruitcake routine,
269
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,893
you'll have
a permanent vacation!
270
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,687
If she were here, she'd
tell you she's a witch!
271
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,648
[Samantha] Is that what you really want?
272
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,024
It certainly is!
273
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,777
What is the matter
with you?
274
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,529
Uh...
275
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,697
Samantha, um,
I'd like you
276
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,283
to meet my boss,
Larry Tate.
277
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,285
Charmed.
278
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,290
I--
279
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,626
Uh, I mean,
I'm, uh--
280
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,920
I'm, uh,
enchanted.
281
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,050
How about bewitched,
Mr. Tate?
282
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,094
I, uh...
283
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:45,014
Well, I didn't
mean to, uh...
284
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,140
No offense.
285
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,100
None taken.
286
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,434
Samantha, thank you
for popping in.
287
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,729
Oh, don't
mention it.
288
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,399
And now I'll just, um,
disappear.
289
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,359
The way you did
last night.
290
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,699
Tell me.
291
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,742
If an advertiser
were trying to decide
292
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,578
between McMann & Tate
and another agency,
293
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:13,126
could she, uh...
make him choose... us?
294
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,669
Certainly.
295
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:22,635
And, uh... if we drew up
a campaign for it...
296
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,846
could she influence him so--
297
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,973
He'd be crazy
about it.
298
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,766
[Larry] Marvelous. Marvelous!
299
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,644
Well, now that I'm
no longer needed...
300
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,189
The girl is
just what we need.
301
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,693
The trouble is, I love her.
302
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,362
The possibilities!
The possibilities!
303
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:44,907
Despite the possibilities,
gotta have that girl.
304
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,659
I want that girl
on our team.
305
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,369
I'd love to team up
with that girl.
306
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,747
I'll work out the details
and talk to you later.
307
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,999
But don't worry.
You won't regret it.
308
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,960
I know.
She's a wonderful girl.
309
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,504
Oh, fine, fine,
fine, fine.
310
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,010
You're a red-blooded
American boy,
311
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,886
and you're in love
with a witch.
312
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,517
Hello, Samantha.
It's Darrin.
313
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,727
Don't hang up!
314
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,102
Honey, I've been miserable
without you.
315
00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:16,606
I-- I miss you.
I-I wanna see you.
316
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,648
I wanna talk to you.
317
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,361
Samantha? Samantha?
318
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,246
Oh, honey,
I love you.
319
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,874
And I love you.
320
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,129
I'm sorry I reacted
the way I did.
321
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,506
Oh, no, now,
sweetheart,
322
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,007
it was my fault.
323
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,509
I just didn't find
the right way
324
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,552
of telling you
about me.
325
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,678
Maybe
I shouldn't have.
326
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,055
No, no.
You were right.
327
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,390
I had to find out
sooner or later.
328
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,058
Well, you see,
not many of our people
329
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,060
have fallen in love
with human beings before,
330
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:58,189
and, well, I just didn't
have a precedent to go on.
331
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,816
Come with me.
332
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,573
Samantha.
333
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,534
Yes, Darrin?
334
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,745
You're the most important thing
that ever happened to me.
335
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,163
I'm glad.
336
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,040
I look into the future,
337
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,000
I can't even imagine it
without you.
338
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,086
I feel the same way.
339
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,548
Well, I know I don't make
a great deal of money,
340
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:28,344
but I-- I'm sure I'll be making
a lot more soon, and, um...
341
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,600
Darrin... is this a proposal?
342
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,896
It's supposed to be,
but, uh... will you help me?
343
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,273
I've never done this before.
344
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,067
Well, I have an idea. What?
345
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:47,196
Why don't you just say,
"Will you marry me"?
346
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,239
That's it.
347
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,283
Samantha.
348
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,826
Yes, Darrin.
349
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,579
There's someone at the door.
350
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,748
Go ahead.
351
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,417
Okay.
352
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,549
Good evening,
Darrin.
353
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,508
Oh, uh, Larry.
354
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,635
Ha, ha, ha.
Hello, Samantha.
355
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,636
I'm glad
you're here.
356
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,804
Uh, Larry.
Not right now.
357
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,097
Bear with me
for a moment, Darrin.
358
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,932
I've got something
wonderful worked out
359
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,267
for you two
lovebirds.
360
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,060
Well, thank you
very much, Mr. Tate--
361
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,270
You know, I think this is
gonna be a marvelous marriage.
362
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,189
Were gonna
get along beautifully.
363
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,273
We?
364
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,816
I've been giving this
a lot of thought.
365
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,318
You know,
we can't miss.
366
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,236
Samantha, the way you can
influence a client
367
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,863
will make us
the biggest agency
368
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:29,906
in the world.
369
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:30,948
Now, just a minute.
370
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,575
Ah, I know what
you're thinking.
371
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,743
And don't worry.
372
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,828
I'm going to make Darrin
a vice president
373
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,788
with a big increase
in salary.
374
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,082
I see.
375
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,209
That's why you told me
376
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,377
you were gonna be
making more money.
377
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,253
No, Samantha.
378
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,880
I-I don't know
anything about this.
379
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,089
Well, of course
you do.
380
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,508
We discussed it
in your office.
381
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,509
When?
382
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,510
After Samantha left.
383
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,677
We shook hands on it.
384
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,139
Well, I hope you two
will be very happy together.
385
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,476
Wait a minute!
386
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,190
Oh, boy.
387
00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:06,734
Oh, boy!
388
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,070
Did you have a
nice trip, darling?
389
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,030
He would have
used me.
390
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,699
You would have had me
putting spells on clients.
391
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,409
I don't know what
you're talking about.
392
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,412
You and that Larry Tate were
ready to cash in on my witchcraft.
393
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,872
Does Larry know?
394
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,083
Don't worry. He won't remember
any more than you do.
395
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:22,917
Whew! Good.
396
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,544
Oh, Darrin,
how could you?
397
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,419
How could I what?
398
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,088
Well,
I trusted you.
399
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,423
I was ready to give up
everything for you.
400
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,925
Oh, Mother warned me
about human men,
401
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,593
but I thought
you were different.
402
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,096
I am.
I mean, I was.
403
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,847
I mean,
I would have been.
404
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,016
You! You are responsible
for all this!
405
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,477
Everything was fine
until you came swooping in here
406
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,770
and stirred up
the cauldron.
407
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,564
Well, this is my house,
you're not welcome,
408
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,398
and I want you out of here
on the next broom!
409
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,568
Just a minute.
410
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,777
That is my mother,
411
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,279
and you cannot
talk to her that way.
412
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,823
Well, it may be your mother,
but it's my mother-in-law.
413
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,409
And that makes her a horse
of a different color.
414
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,286
Did I hear you
correctly?
415
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,829
Did you call my mother
a horse?
416
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,540
She's all mother-in-law
and a yard wide.
417
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,458
A yard wide?
418
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,792
How dare you!
419
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,170
Make that two yards.
420
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:12,133
Darrin, I never realized
how cruel and thoughtless
421
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,759
and rude you could be.
422
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,469
I'm still pitching
with a cold arm.
423
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,679
Wait till I get
warmed up.
424
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,306
You can just be thankful
I didn't meet her
425
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,515
before I proposed
to you.
426
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,726
Oh, what a terrible thing
to say.
427
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,769
What a terrible thing
to say!
428
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,439
Well, now you know, darling.
429
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,898
He's showing his true colors!
430
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,109
Oh, boy, do I know!
Oh, boy!
431
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,069
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
432
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:33,863
You witches think
you're so different.
433
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,073
Well you're acting
just like any ordinary
434
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,618
run-of-the-mill,
human mother and daughter.
435
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,869
Oh, come on,
Samantha!
436
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,705
Take the baby
and come home to Mother.
437
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,167
There's no reason to put
up with this any longer.
438
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,710
Hold it, hold it. Hold it!
439
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,004
Samantha and the baby
are not leaving this house
440
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,714
except over my unconscious body.
441
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,634
Well, what could be
fairer than that?
442
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,885
Oh, mother, don't!
443
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,928
It's all
for the best.
444
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,013
Well,
he is my husband.
445
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,350
Well, let's not quibble
about technicalities.
446
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,517
Technicalities?
447
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,269
He's the father
of your grandchild.
448
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,436
But you've already seen
449
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,189
that he never would
have married you.
450
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,983
You've been pulling that
hanky-panky behind my back.
451
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,859
Now, Samantha,
you know that I love you.
452
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,737
I always have loved you!
453
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,281
If you take me back,
I'll prove it to you.
454
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,324
You're not
afraid?
455
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,867
Not a bit!
456
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,537
Mother.
457
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,538
What?
458
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,707
Send us back!
Send us back.
459
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,544
Oh, hemlock.
460
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:36,759
Thunder, lightning... hail, rain
461
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:41,138
Rummer, dummer, lummer, bane
462
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:45,226
Backward, turn backward
Oh, time, in thy flight
463
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:50,231
Again send them back
And out of my sight
464
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,359
Now, wait a minute!
465
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,734
Yes?
466
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:56,445
I didn't have anything
to do with this idea.
467
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,571
No. I take
the full credit for it.
468
00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:00,574
But think what this
would mean, Samantha.
469
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,326
With the judicious
use of your powers,
470
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,744
you two could be
the wealthiest
471
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,079
young couple
in the country.
472
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,664
In the meantime,
you wouldn't be
473
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,667
exactly poverty-stricken
yourself, would you?
474
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,917
I think I would
be entitled
475
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,837
to a modest amount
of fallout, shall we say?
476
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,424
For having had
the inspiration. Mm.
477
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,175
Well... that's it.
478
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,885
I've given you the
bare bones of the idea.
479
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,303
Of course, we'll have to
flesh it out a little.
480
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,723
Larry, take your bones
and get out of here!
481
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,849
Huh?
Out!
482
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,308
What's the matter
with you?
483
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,394
You sore because I want
a piece of the action?
484
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,729
There isn't gonna
be any action.
485
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,647
Of all the greedy,
underhanded schemes
486
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:32,940
I ever heard of,
that is the worst!
487
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,775
I'm not gonna let you
or anybody else
488
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,068
take advantage
of Samantha!
489
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,486
I don't like your
attitude, Stephens!
490
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,863
Remember who signs
your paychecks!
491
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,906
Not anymore
you don't, buddy boy!
492
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,199
Find yourself
another boy!
493
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,453
Now, you get out of here
before I throw you out!
494
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,788
How about that?!
495
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,833
Oh, Darrin,
you were wonderful.
496
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,710
Any success I make
in the business world,
497
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,003
I'm gonna make
on my own.
498
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,379
And I want you to
promise here and now
499
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,340
that you won't ever use
that... power of yours
500
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,468
to help me
in any way.
501
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,969
I'll do my best.
502
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:05,222
Now, uh,
where were we?
503
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,474
Ah, yes.
504
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,184
Sit down.
505
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,479
I was just telling you
how promising
506
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,647
my financial
future was, and--
507
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,523
Oh, boy.
508
00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:18,068
We'll skip that part.
509
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,905
Now, what was the next thing
you were going to say
510
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,239
before we were interrupted?
511
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,367
We are not going to be
interrupted again.
512
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,994
I'm not going to let anybody
through that door.
513
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,499
Mother!
514
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,833
How dare you come
crashing in here!
515
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,460
He was just
about to propose.
516
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,836
Forgive me,
darling.
517
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,130
I thought he'd like
to meet your mother first.
518
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,340
It's the acid test,
you know.
519
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,759
Oh, you're--
520
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:42,968
Sam--
521
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,970
Uh, Darrin.
Darrin.
522
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:48,390
Dear, um... I'd like you
to meet my mother.
523
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,350
Mother?
524
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,685
[Samantha] Uh, yes.
525
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,561
This is
my mother.
526
00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:54,939
Uh, how do you do?
527
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:58,484
Any mother of Samantha's
is a mother of m-- Oh!
528
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,820
So human.
529
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,489
Oh! That's
out of the question.
530
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,657
Come on, Samantha.
531
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,157
I'm going to take you
right home.
532
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,868
Uh, may I say
something?
533
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,203
Must you?
534
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,705
I know this must come
as a great shock to you.
535
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,998
It must be
just as difficult
536
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,708
for you to adjust to
as it was for me.
537
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,669
Not difficult at all.
538
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,045
Good.
Impossible.
539
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,381
Are you coming,
Samantha?
540
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,550
Mother...
I love him.
541
00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:26,262
Why... he isn't even
good-looking.
542
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,057
I think
he's adorable.
543
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,892
Well, that
settles that.
544
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,622
He'll be back.
545
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:54,915
Don't you help him.
546
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,834
I won't have to.
547
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,259
I don't care
what you do to me,
548
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,344
you can't keep me
away from Samantha.
549
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,512
No?
550
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,307
Now, Mother,
you stop that.
551
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,934
Oh, Samantha, you're just
a silly little child.
552
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,185
Now, I'm not
gonna stand by
553
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,104
and see you make
a fool of yourself.
554
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,857
Okay, Mom,
knock it off!
555
00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:21,567
Mom?!
556
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,694
Oh, how disgusting!
557
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,988
Well, you're just going
to have to get used to it.
558
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,656
Daughter or not,
you can't talk that way
559
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,491
to the girl
I'm going to marry.
560
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,079
Darrin, is that
a proposal?
561
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,664
I've had enough
interruptions!
562
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,208
Will you marry me,
yes or no?!
563
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,377
Those are the sweetest
words I ever heard.
564
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,504
Will you answer me!
565
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,298
Oh, yes.
566
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,102
I guess
I made it, huh?
567
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,520
You sure did.
568
00:23:58,561 --> 00:24:01,815
Isn't that
sickening?
569
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,484
Not to us,
it isn't.
570
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,195
You both acted
just like children.
571
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,864
Don't you think it's just
a little bit childish
572
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,782
not to admit
when you're wrong?
573
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,618
Don't be
a bad sport, Mom.
574
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,037
Well, I am.
575
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:24,964
Mother,
put that chair back!
576
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,385
Tsk.
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