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Oh!
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Hey, Abner!
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Abner, come here quick.
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How about that?
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Kind of funny,
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people like that going
into the Stephens' house.
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They look normal to me.
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That's what's funny about it!
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Wally!
Margaret!
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What a surprise!
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How are you, Samantha?
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Wally, what a silly question.
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Need you ask?
Oh, hey, congratulations!
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Oh, thank you.
We're very happy about it.
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Do come in.
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Don't tell me
this is Merle.
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Yeah, it's me.
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How I've grown, right?
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Right.
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Uh, sit down, sit down.
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Why don't you
have some coffee.
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Oh, no. We'd love to,
but, uh,
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we're really in
a terrible hurry.
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Oh, no, no.
I haven't seen you for ages.
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Merle, how about you?
Would you like some cake?
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Gee, yeah.
Do you have chocolate?
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Mm-hm. Kitchen's right in there,
just help yourself.
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Well, he did that
very well.
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He's learning.
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Too bad you don't like
chocolate, Merle.
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It's delicious!
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What brings you
to this part of the world?
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Didn't Endora tell you?
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Tell me what?
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Oh, ho, great.
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What's the matter?
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Well, Wally and I have to attend
an important conclave in London.
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All our usual sitters
fell through,
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and we didn't know
what to do, so--
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Well, luckily, we bumped
into Endora.
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We'd never have thought
of asking you,
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but she said you
wouldn't mind. Mind what?
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She said you wouldn't mind taking
care of Merle while we were gone.
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Oh, it isn't that. It's--
Uh... It's my husband.
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He doesn't like kids?
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Oh, no, no, no.
He loves them.
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It's just that--
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Well, Darrin's had some
rather nasty experiences
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with my friends
and relatives and...
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he's been working so hard
lately, I hate to--
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Well, he's mortal,
you know.
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Yes, Endora told us.
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Well, that shouldn't be
a problem.
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Merle can pass for a mortal,
can't you, Merle?
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Sure, Mom. Will you promise not to do
any magic in front of Mr. Stephens?
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Okay.
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Well, in that case, I--
I guess it's all right.
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Thanks, Samantha.
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I'm sure he'll be
no trouble.
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He's got a lot
of studying to do.
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Oh, what are you
working on now, Merle?
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Elementary spells
and incantations.
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You're not to help him,
Samantha.
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Oh, don't worry,
I won't.
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Thanks again, Samantha.
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We really appreciate it.
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And, uh, you behave yourself
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and do everything
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens tells you.
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Give Mother a kiss.
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Aw, Mom.
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Well, we'd better take off.
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See you tomorrow.
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So long, Mom.
So long, Dad.
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Have a good time.
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All right, Merle,
I'll show you your room.
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Uh-huh.
That's Gladys Kravitz.
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Hey!
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Can you see through walls?
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I can't seem to get
the hang of it.
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No magic involved, Merle.
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I just know from the knock
and the timing.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
What a surprise.
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I came over for a snoop of--
A scoop of sugar.
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I hope I'm not disturbing you.
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No, no.
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Oh, hi, young man.
Hi.
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This is Merle.
He's come to spend a day or two.
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Oh, did your parents bring you?
I'd be pleased to meet them.
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They've already left. Oh,
they couldn't. I was watching.
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I mean, are you sure
they're not still here?
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Positive. They went
through the roof.
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They went through
the roof?
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Mrs. Kravitz, would you like
your sugar?
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No.
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No, no. I've got
plenty at home, thanks.
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Hey, she's pretty weird,
even for a mortal.
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Oh, no, Larry.
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You paid last Saturday.
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No, no, you did.
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No, I'm sure you did, Larry.
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All right, I'll toss you
for it.
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Loser pays.
Okay.
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All right, call it.
Heads!
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I don't see it. It must have
rolled under the bar.
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Well, it was your 50 cents,
so I'll pay.
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[Darrin] What time do you
want us there tomorrow night?
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Oh, about 8:30.
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Louise is getting a little
touchy about her birthdays.
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But she always likes
to see you and Sam.
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I guess this is yours.
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Thanks.
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It was heads.
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Thanks.
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Oh, I want to show you
the necklace I got
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for Louise's birthday.
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Hey, that's beautiful.
Does she know about it?
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No, I just got it today, so she
hasn't had a chance to find it.
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You know,
she always snoops around.
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So that by the time I give her her
present, it's never a surprise.
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I've got it!
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Darrin, would you keep this
for me until tomorrow night?
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I'll be glad to.
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Thank you.
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Anybody home?
Yeah!
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Hi, I'm Merle Brocken,
Mr. Stephens.
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Well, glad to know you,
Merle.
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Hi, darling.
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I, uh, see the two of you
have met.
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Yes.
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Merle's gonna be with us
for a while.
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He is?
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His parents had to go away
overnight,
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and they wanted to know
if Merle could stay here, okay?
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Uh, fine.
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New family in the neighborhood?
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You might say that.
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I did say that.
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So you did.
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Uh, Merle,
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why don't you run
outside and play for a while.
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You mean, you want me
to have fun?
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That's the general idea.
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Whatever you say,
Mrs. Stephens.
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It's a pity he didn't bring
any toys with him.
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Seems like a nice kid.
Well, what's that?
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It's a necklace Larry bought
for Louise's birthday. Oh?
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He asked me to keep it for him
till tomorrow.
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Honey?
Hmm?
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You sure you don't mind
Merle's being here?
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Why should I mind?
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He seems like a nice,
normal little boy.
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Hey, sonny!
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Yes, ma'am?
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Water just came out
your ears.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, how do you
explain that?
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I was in swimming
yesterday.
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I see.
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How do you like staying
with the Stephens'?
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Oh, they're real nice people.
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Did you notice anything
strange about them? No.
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Excuse me. But I'm supposed
to be having fun.
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Hi, Merle.
You weren't out very long.
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There wasn't anybody
to play with.
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Oh.
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Well, you want to play catch
with me?
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I don't know how.
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Didn't your father
ever teach you?
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No. He's traveling
all the time.
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Well, come on. I think I can make a
ball player out of you before supper.
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See? Pops right in there.
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Now, don't be afraid to throw
the ball just as hard as you can.
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I'm sure you'll catch on
pretty quick.
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Well, let's toss it
around a bit.
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Bat there. Why don't you
stand over here,
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and I'll go on down
the road a piece.
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Okay, it's comin' in.
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Good catch.
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Okay, now let's have it.
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Burn one in here, Merle.
Burn one in. Let's have it, boy.
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Let me have it.
Let me have it.
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Uh, did you say you, uh...?
You never played before?
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That's right, Mr. Stephens.
But it's not so hard to do.
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Oh.
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Well, let's see how you can
do with the bat.
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Why don't you pick it up
and I'll pitch you a few.
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Okay, Mr. Stephens.
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Now, don't be disappointed if
you miss the first couple, okay?
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You set?
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Here you go.
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Is that what you wanted
me to do, Mr. Stephens?
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Did you ever think about being
a ball player? No. What for?
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Well, a lot of kids dream about
being in the major leagues.
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You could be.
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I suppose so.
but I don't really want to be.
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Well, what do you
want to do?
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I want to be
like my father.
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Well, I can't argue
with that.
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Oooh!
Abner!
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Abner!
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The kid from across the street
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broke our window
with his baseball!
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Abner!
Abner!
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Is this the one he broke?
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I saw it with my own eyes.
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00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:11,105
Gladys, you must have your
contact lenses reversed.
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00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,071
What are you reading, Merle?
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That book about space travel
you had on the shelf.
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The one over there,
where you hid the necklace.
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I didn't know
that was a funny book.
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Oh, it's not meant to be,
but it is.
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Look at this one!
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Oh, boy!
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Eat your dinner.
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No, thanks.
I don't like meat loaf.
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Well, unfortunately, Merle,
this is not a restaurant.
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And meat loaf is all we have
on the menu tonight.
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I didn't think it was
a restaurant, sir.
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Well, put the book aside
and eat.
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This is a dining room,
not a library.
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I didn't think
it was a library either, sir.
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Merle, in this house,
when someone reads,
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they read in the other room.
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Yes, sir.
Thank you very much.
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That's a very hard boy
to criticize.
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He's so polite.
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Oh, I wouldn't criticize him,
darling.
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Why not?
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Well...
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Honey, a little constructive
criticism never hurt anyone.
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Well, he's only going to be
here overnight.
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Sam, that's not the point.
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While he is here,
I expect him to behave
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like any other
well-mannered boy.
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Mm. He's very well-mannered.
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Why don't you finish your
dinner and forget about it.
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All right.
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Mama. Mama.
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00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,255
I got it!
I got it!
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Hi, Merle.
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Hi, Mr. Stephens.
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Merle, I'd like to have
a little talk with you.
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00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:56,145
You know, it's through
the little things in life
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that we learn about
the big things.
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Now take, for instance,
that meat loaf...
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Merle, what's that?
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00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,823
It's really a hairbrush.
248
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,491
Let's not have
any games, Merle.
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I happen to know you didn't
bring any toys with you.
250
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:15,331
Now, did you, uh, just happen to
find that in some other boy's yard?
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No! It's mine!
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00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,462
Merle, I'm sure
you think it's yours,
253
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:25,883
but until I'm sure, um,
I'd better take charge of it.
254
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,556
What happened?
255
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,892
He tried to take my fire truck
that I made out of a hairbrush,
256
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,519
so I stopped him.
257
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,603
Is he a--?
258
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,355
A--? A--?
259
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,606
Yes.
260
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:45,570
A plain, simple, ordinary,
everyday little warlock.
261
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,623
A warlock?!
262
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,167
Sam, why didn't you tell me?
263
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,626
I didn't want to make
you nervous.
264
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,129
Oh, fine. Next time,
just blurt it out, huh?
265
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,047
Well, now darling,
it was an emergency.
266
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,550
I wouldn't ordinarily have done
this without asking you first.
267
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,178
But it was only for overnight,
and I didn't expect any trouble.
268
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,680
Sam, I like surprises
as much as the next fellow,
269
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,433
but this is--
I am furious with you.
270
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,018
You promised no witchcraft.
271
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,728
First, you misbehaved
at the table,
272
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,021
and then you misbehaved here.
273
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,565
Misbehaved? He--
He darn near electrocuted me!
274
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,609
Well, he tried to take
my fire engine.
275
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,195
And I don't like
meat loaf.
276
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,821
March!
277
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,073
March!
278
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,786
Come on, darling.
279
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,964
Eat!
280
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,843
First time I ever saw
a meat loaf
281
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,637
with strawberry
and whipped cream.
282
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,096
Merle!
283
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,392
Meat loaf!
284
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,685
That's right.
285
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,688
Next stop, spinach!
The whole plateful!
286
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,482
I think you're outclassed,
Merle.
287
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,691
Uh-uh!
288
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,318
Don't you dare.
289
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,154
Let me remind you, young man,
that I am older
290
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,031
and more experienced
than you.
291
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:15,826
And anything you can do,
I can do an awful lot better.
292
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,494
Okay, I give up.
293
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,748
And I want you to promise me,
no more witchcraft
294
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,166
while you're in this house.
295
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,501
Aw, gee whiz.
296
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,835
You heard me.
297
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,297
But as long as he knows,
what's the difference?
298
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,715
That's it, Merle.
299
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,593
Okay. But what about
my fire engine?
300
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,053
Do I get to keep it?
301
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,722
Darrin will decide
whether you keep it or not.
302
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:39,100
Why him?
Who's he?
303
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,852
He is my husband
304
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,563
and the master
of this house,
305
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,981
that's who.
306
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,150
Why don't you try
a little smile, Merle.
307
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,723
Stop!
308
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,809
Put up your hands,
or I'll shout--
309
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,310
Or I'll shoot!
310
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,191
Now what?
311
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,195
Now, where's the necklace?
312
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,865
I can't tell you.
It belongs to my boss.
313
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,282
It's a present for his wife.
314
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,452
Tell me where it is
and let me get out of here,
315
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,494
I'm gettin' nervous.
316
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,413
[Merle] Hi.
Ooooh!
317
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,205
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
318
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,917
I thought I heard you talking
down here.
319
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,627
All right, all right,
320
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,589
what's the idea, sneakin' up
behind me like that?
321
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,174
Hey, are you a burglar?
322
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,217
I bet you came
for that necklace in here.
323
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:03,345
Yeah, kid. That's
right. Do you know where it is?
324
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,180
Sure.
325
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,307
Come on, Merle,
let him have it!
326
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,100
[Darrin whispers] You know what I mean!
327
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,727
Gee, I'd like to,
328
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,646
but I really promised
Mrs. Stephens I wouldn't.
329
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,231
Don't you remember?
330
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,372
Well, here it is.
331
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,500
Thanks for you cooperation.
332
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,917
You're welcome.
333
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,630
Sorry, Mr. Stephens,
but I gave my word.
334
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,215
Thanks, kid.
335
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,970
Okay, so you got
the necklace.
336
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,722
Why don't you take
the fire engine.
337
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,057
You're probably mean enough to.
338
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:51,352
You know, you're right,
I am.
339
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,771
And my nephew's got
a birthday comin' up.
340
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,606
Leave it alone!
It's mine.
341
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,273
Oh, knock it off, kid.
342
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:59,734
Don't you touch it.
I'm warning you!
343
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,278
Ahh!
344
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,285
Stop! Stop!
345
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,133
Stop! Stop!
346
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,262
Stop it! Stop it!
347
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,056
Stop it! Stop it!
348
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,643
Help!
Somebody help me!
349
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,853
Police!
350
00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:36,522
Police!
351
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,440
I would have gotten away,
352
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,109
but I was surrounded
by that fire truck.
353
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,861
Yeah, I heard it
with my own ears!
354
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,029
It kept chasing me around,
squirting water at me!
355
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,321
Well, that's right!
356
00:22:45,321 --> 00:22:46,991
Well, that's the way it is
with fire trucks.
357
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,701
What do you mean?
358
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,660
Look, come on, buddy.
359
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,579
You can tell your story
to the sergeant.
360
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:54,080
You'll brighten up the whole
night for him.
361
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,333
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
362
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,045
Phew.
363
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,715
I'm sorry I broke my promise,
Mrs. Stephens.
364
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,384
Well, that's all right, Merle.
I'm glad you did.
365
00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:08,012
I bet this is the first time
a burglar was ever captured
366
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,513
by a hairbrush.
367
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,681
That's right.
368
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,308
A hairbrush?
369
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,518
What hairbrush?
I never saw a hairbrush!
370
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,021
I thought it was a fire truck.
What are you all talking about?
371
00:23:17,061 --> 00:23:18,981
This is the silliest thing
I ever heard of!
372
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,441
A hairbrush?!
373
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,201
Samantha, I'll get you a new
hairbrush to replace that one.
374
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,829
Don't bother. It was
a pleasure having Merle.
375
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,330
It was
very educational.
376
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,791
Did he, uh,
behave himself?
377
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,211
He was just fine.
378
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,964
Well, let's go, Walter.
I'm anxious to get home.
379
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,507
[Gladys] Hi there! Hi!
380
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,843
Hello, Merle!
Are these your parents?
381
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,888
Uh, I'm Gladys Kravitz
from across the street.
382
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,016
You ought to have Merle's ears
looked at.
383
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,560
He's been having trouble
with them.
384
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,853
Honestly!
385
00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,190
I was so excited after
what happened last night,
386
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,734
I couldn't sleep
another wink.
387
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:07,529
People say, "How can you live
in that dull neighborhood?"
388
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,865
But I don't think
it's dull at all.
389
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:10,950
You folks should have--
390
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,202
Hey, where are they?!
Where'd they go?!
391
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,037
They were here
just a second ago!
392
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:18,499
They, uh, walked down the street
and then went around the corner
393
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,542
while you were talking,
Mrs. Kravitz.
394
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:25,047
Well, I wasn't talking
that long, was I?
395
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,715
Was I?
396
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,175
Or was I?
397
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,220
I guess I was, I--?
398
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,138
Come on in the house,
Mrs. Kravitz.
399
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,307
I'll give you
a scoop of sugar.
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