All language subtitles for Snow and Salome (2017).en

(Film projector sounds)

Do you want to go steady? Yes

Krummi?

You know I keep money
on the counter, just take it.

I don't want money.

I want you.

(Loud sigh)

Thanks.

SNOW & SALOME

January.

You're supposed to
start work in 10 minutes.

I don't control the clock.

No, but you're putting on a lot of make
up for a guy you say you're not into.

This isn't for him. It's for the listeners.

You look very pretty.

And late.

So I brought you breakfast.

Don't throw a banana at me.

Hi.

Good to see you. - You too.

Shouldn't you be on the radio?

I overslept.

So you listen to 'The Zoo'?

I did when I was working. Then
this little princess came into my world.

Let's just hope she
won't be like her father.

Sure...

No, no - he's fine.

So, you guys are still together?

Me and Krummi? No, been 2 years.

No worries, we're still
best friends and everything.

Good job.

Sorry, sorry, sorry..

You need to learn to relax,
otherwise you'll get worrying-wrinkles.

What's wrong with wrinkles?

There's nothing wrong with wrinkles.

Laughter-wrinkles would look good on you.

But you don't want to be
28 with worrying-wrinkles,

everyone will think you had a tough life.

How do you know I didn't live a tough life?

Because then you would
have worrying wrinkles.

What rubbish song are you playing?

This was "17 Diamonds" by the rapper Hans

which still dominates
the charts on our station.

But in other news; Salóme
has finally decided to join us.

Hi, I'm sorry. I overslept once again.

But this time I had a very good reason.

Really?

I was REALLY tired.

Really? Were you sleepy?

Don't ever say "sleepy" again…

(Singing in Icelandic)

Hey, you!

You know what day it is next week, right?

It's monday, right?

No. Well, yes. But also -

it's been six months since
we last changed rooms,

so I'm moving back into the big room.

How much do I have to pay you
to move all my stuff back here?

Because I've got this
broken …this fractured…

I've got fractured will power.

You own a bed and half a deck of cards,

if anything I should be hiring you.

You can't escape me!

The rapper you're making a
documentary on is named Hans, right?

I heard a song by him today.

It was trash.

You're just a hater. How about that?

You keep on drinking your
hatarade, I'm not a part of your system.

(Giggling)

Where are you going this fancy?

You haven't combed your
hair since you graduated.

I never graduated.

I know.

I'm meeting a naked, lonely girl.

Is it the same mysterious girl
who you've been visiting lately?

Yes.

Why have I never met her?

Why doesn't she sleep over here?

Are you guys getting serious?

You know it's not a real relationship
until it's official on Facebook.

It's Brynjólfur, he wants to meet up.

So meet with him.

I want to. But it would complicate
things, we work together.

I can't do casual sex, I always
crush on the guys I sleep with.

How do you know? You've never
slept with a guy you didn't crush on.

Take the chance.

Krummi.

I'm eating your caramel popcorn.

Alright.

Have fun.

Yes, there are many
sides to this debate, but

please call and tell me
what you like on your pizza.

Yes? Paprika. The paprika never fails.

Please keep on calling the show
and tell your favorite toppings.

But let's now listen to this lovely tune…

I don't get why this song
gets played this much.

It's a lovely tune.

Where' Brynjólfur?

Brynjólfur won't be coming in today.

There's an emergency, please
come to the meeting room.

(Door creaks)

Why did I use to enjoy laying on the floor?

Because you used to lay
on the carpet, not the parquet.

Oh. Stupid parquet.

Is there anything I can do for you?

Do you own a time machine?

No, but I can run fast enough
to break the time barrier.

It's very dangerous.

Can you do it for me, please?

Anything for you.

Have you eaten dinner yet?

I googled when the woman who
invented pesto received her Nobel prize.

Found out she never did. Now
the Nobel means nothing to me.

Right on.

Hey, Salome.

You remember the girl I was seeing? Ríkey.

She's pregnant by me.

And she's keeping them.

Because she's allergic to abortions?

Why in the world is she keeping them?

And why are you first telling me this now?

Were you waiting until the girls were
old enough to tell me themselves?

It's a girl and a boy.

That's not the point.

I'm your best friend,
and you waited to tell

me about this until her third trimester.

I've only known for a week…

…or three, at most.

I'm so sorry I didn't tell you before, I
was just waiting for the right moment.

But you're really taking this like a cunt.

I would never had behaved like to you if…

Ríkey's pregnancy is 42 weeks, and you

picked the worst week
of my life to tell me.

Your timing fucking sucks.

No, mom. That's not true.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Mom, I have to go. I have a visitor.

No, mom, you know I'm out of trouble.

I'm not selling drugs
anymore, you know that.

Bye.

How much do you need? A gram?

I'm here to buy weed. I don't
smoke weed and you know that.

Except for alcohol I'm practically sober.

Then what do you need?

Can I buy morphine?

Just a starter dose.

I've never tried it before
and I don't want to overdose

so a starter dose.

Saló.

I know it's hard what's
happening at your work…

You're not a psychologist!

Some say I'm a psychologist of the streets.

You're a dealer. And
I'm here to buy morphine.

One tablet.

Or one dose?

One gram? How do you measure morphine?

Can I get it liquidated or
do I have to melt it myself?

I don't want to use a needle, though.
Can I put it into myprotein shake?

Saló, for real.

I'm an adult, Gústi! Sell me morphine.

I don't even sell morphine.

What? How do you survive?

Morphine? Do I live in the city center?

Okay. Then give me a joint.

But you're gonna have to
roll it for me, I don't know how.

Sure.

About the joint. Can I skip the weed and
the papers and just get some morphine?

I'll pay extra.

Get the fuck out.

Mom.

What smells like freshly baked cakes?

Ríkey baked cakes.

I also made hot chocolate.

Whoa.

This all looks really good.

And the first bite is with your eyes.

This sure is the best
chocolate I've ever tasted.

Oh, thank you.

My grandmother always said that you can
know a person by the chocolate she makes.

I don't know how true it
is, but she was usually right.

Want some cake?

We've got meringue cake, french chocolate
cake, chocolate covered strawberries,

pancakes, waffles, rice crispie cup
cakes, rhubarb-pie, cinnamon buns,

chocolate cream puffs, strawberry
jam cream puffs, cream puff with both,

one plain cream puff,
brownies and vanilla muffins.

That settles that. Something
you can recommend?

I don't know. What do you think, Krummi?

Cream puffs. She loves cream puffs.

Great.

Don't you think she's a great
baker? Our kids are going to be so fat.

This was so uncomfortable.

Why? We are friends, and
friends introduce each other for…

Are we friends? Does she know…

Know what?

We slept together just last week.

No, but she doesn't care.
It's not like we're dating.

She just broke up with
her boyfriend last week.

So she had a boyfriend? Congratulations.

Your kids have been marinating
in another mans sperm.

Don't be surprised when the
doctor hands you black twins.

He was actually white.

Nevermind.

Forgive me.

Forgive me, from all my heart,
that you felt uncomfortable.

But I still have some good news.

I'm invited to fondue next week?

No - but I got you a job.

"Thanks, Krummi."
"Nevermind, Saló, it's just a job".

I thought we couldn't
work together anymore.

Yes, but things change.

So I've noticed.

What's the job?

(Rapping music in Icelandic)

Are you Sally?

No, I'm Salóme.

My nigga Salóme.

No.

What exactly is it that you do?
Krummi was trying to explain it to me.

In four months I'll be interviewing
you for your documentary,

but until then I'm like a
fly on the wall studying you.

Your voice is so familiar.

My voice is very common.

While we're waiting can you
tell me something about you?

I have to admit I know
very little about you.

I'm just a lonely leaf blown
away by the wind of life.

How about you? What do
princesses like you like doing?

That really doesn't matter. What
would you say is your favorite hobby?

Hobby?

Quantum physics.

Quantum physics?

Black holes, gravity, stars.

I'm also left handed, that's a
huge part of my personality.

Left handed? Me too.

What? What are the odds?
Two lonely guests on Hotel Earth.

But you knew that because
my watch is on my left wrist.

What? No, I just understand
women. I understand

women better than women
understand themselves.

They're here.

Could you please say for the camera:

"It's so great to buy
the CD straight from the

artist. Especially
because you're so famous."

That's a really warm coat.

Yes, this coat of mine.
It's fine. That was a rhyme.

Do you have pen and paper?

Rolling down the street,

October like it's Halloween.

Yeah boy - you're killing the beat!

Hans, Bambus!

Hans and Bambus!

Here you are.

I'm sorry. Has it been too long?

No, no worries. I went for fresh
air too and couldn't find you.

I'm so fried after the studio,
brain damaged by the music.

What do you mean it's good music!

You know what I love the most about you?

You never have anything
bad to say about anyone.

I don't know. The more I hear about
that President Putin, the less I like him.

Oh my!

Sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

Let me help you.

No.

It's just with Ríkey and everything. No…

Can you say "No" one more
time? It wasn't humiliating enough.

No.

Or you know.

I'm going back to the studio.

I'm just going to stay
here. Bathe in the moon.

(Rap music in Incelandic)

I can't believe you invited
Salómon for dinner, but not me.

We didn't invite him, he just showed up.

Thank you, mom.

We just wanted to visit and talk to you.

You don't want to talk to me?

Talk to your beer.

Salóme, you know that your brother
visits for the same reason as you.

Because you're broke.

I'm not broke. I've got
mad documentary money.

What?

Not right now, though.
Right now I have 3000 krónas.

How much those 3000 krónas is overdraft?

200.000

What's this documentary about?

I'm not talking to you. Not
as what happened last time.

What happened last time?

I had sex with your boyfriend. He wants me.

That's just because you look like a guy.

Mom, he called me unfeminine.

You do wear pants very often.

Why didn't I just eat at home?

Why didn't you?

Because she's broke.

I'm not broke. I just missed you guys.

Yes, and we missed you.

I'm not really talking about you.

Salóme.

Sorry, dad. I missed you too.

Hey Saló, we need to talk.

Yes. With what happened
the other day, I'm so sorry…

What are you talking about?

When we almost kissed?

We didn't almost kiss, you kissed me.

Why do you want to talk about that?

Because, it's important or whatever…

Wait a minute.

Can I…?

Weird that you have to ask.

What do you mean?

Nothing. What did you want to talk about?

Ríkey is moving in this weekend.
And I want to help as much as I can.

Okay.

I'm assuming she'll also be living
with you after the twins are born?

Yes, hopefully forever.

Forever is a long time.

Not long enough if you ask me.

Ouch.

What?

That was such a awful
sentence I got ear-cancer.

If there's anything you need to say about
Ríkey and everything, then just say it.

No, sorry. I'm just having a difficult
time with the whole Brynjólf situation,

and I'm taking it out on you. She's great.

Are there any news about Brynjólf?

No, this kind of thing
takes such a long time.

It's not even sure it will go to court.

- Hi. - How are you? I'm so tired.

Has she gotten a name?

No, we are so split on names for her.

If you need a neutral person
to decide a name, talk to me.

I've always wanted to name a child.

You don't just want to make one yourself?

No.

Me and Krummi bought a cat 10 years ago.

I named it because Krummi didn't care.

I realized then that I didn't want a
cat, I just wanted to give it a name.

And are you afraid the same
thing will happen with a child?

Who knows.

She's so cute. Congratulations with her.

Thank you.

I'm tired of her, though.

I would murder a grown human being
for just a little bit of peace and quiet.

That's nice.

I heard about Brynjólf. How awful.

Yeah, it sucks.

What did you end up calling your cat?

Doggy.

Good job.

Good name.

Hi, Krummi.

I'm sorry I didn't hear you
because you're…in the oven.

Sorry, I was just cleaning the oven.

That's good, I was just about to do it.

Krummi won't be home
for a while, they are editing.

Girls night! Come bake with me.

Can you help me up?

So, what are we doing?

My cousin asked me
to bake for her birthday.

No, I mean what are we baking?
I don't see any baking mix boxes.

We're baking a scandinavian tower cake.

You can't just BAKE a tower cake.

Can you BAKE a tower cake? That' amazing.

You're cute. Stir for me, please.

Can I ask you something personal?

How long were you and Krummi together?

3 years.

Okay. Just checking.

And then 5 years, and then six
months and then I stopped counting.

Wow. Why did you break up?

I think the sugar is caramelizing.

Krummi tends to be so solid, so calm.

Which is very appealing at first
because he's like a rock you can lean on.

But the thing about rocks is
that they become cold and hard

and you get tired of dragging
them around all the time.

Wow, well said.

I know! I said it the second time
we broke up. 100% improv, no notes.

So you deflowered him?

Yes, and he deflowered me.

I wish I had deflowered someone.

Dream big, Ríkey.

You never forget the person who deflowered
you, so he's never gonna forget you.

I'm also pretty sure you never forget
the person who carried your child.

It doesn't matter who had who first.
What matters is who had who last.

So there's no reason to be jealous of me.

I'm not jealous.

I was when I first got to know
Krummi, but you're so nice.

Brynjólfur: "Want to get a coffee tonight?"

Was that Krummi?

No. Don't you hate how
Krummi writes texts, though?

They always start out with "Hey!"
like he just met you on the street.

Just write what you
want to say, it's a text.

I think it's cute.

Hey, Ríkey.

Do you want to go out tonight?

Yes, that would be a lot of
fun. But you know I can't drink.

No, I won't drink myself. Alchohol makes
me a bad person, if you know what I mean.

"Sorry, going out with my friend."

Wow, 23 guys. You've been busy.

Do you think that's much? It's not much.

I think so. I've been with 5.

5? I thought we were talking about people
we've had sex with, not relationships.

Five.

The only girl I know who has been
with less boys, is my little sister.

She's 16.

Your little sister is a smart girl.

I'm just picky. I've kissed
dozens of guys, though.

I kiss the most awful guys when I'm drunk.

Your the coolest girl in 8th grade.

Who was the last guy you slept with?

Haukur Eyþórsson.

When was that?

Six months ago, or something.

When did you last sleep with Krummi?

That was…

If it was before I offered you
all the cakes, then it's okay.

But if it was after that I
will probably start to cry.

No it was before that, no worries.

Me and Krummi are done. He sees
neither the sun nor the clouds for you.

You're cute.

I'm guessing that's your pregnant
dicksister, sitting over there.

The one and only.

And what - you're just
fine? Cool with all of this?

Fine? No. Cool? Fuck no.

Faking it so I don't fuck up my life? Yes.

She's very cool, though. I like her.

You need to find a new guy tonight.

The best medicine to forget about a
guy, is the sperm from another guy.

No, I'm good.

Okay.

Don't say "Okay"!

You should say "No, Salo - you'll
find a girl and fuck him. I'll help you"

I'm not gonna help you fuck a guy.

Help me FIND a guy. Don't be gross.

Alright.

Ah, fuck.

What?

Can you be with Ríkey for a
little while, I need 2 minutes.

He's paying.

Do you know what time it
is? Don't you have a kid?

Yes.

Ah, fuck.

Come, I found a guy for you.

What are you - the CIA?
I was away for a minute.

He's an old workmate.
Tall. Women love tall men.

Thanks for the insight. I wasn't
sure, but now that you say so..

Come on. I told him about it.

No, I'm scared.

Scared?

What if he has a STD?

Just use a condom.

I'd rather not have sex then.

Saló, come on.

What if he doesn't want me? I'm not pretty.

No, but you're pretty enough for him.

Thank you.

You need this.

Whoops. I'm pretty
sure I just got my period.

Too bad. I was going to fuck him so good.

Then you just have sex on your period.

Why can't I just ask him out on a date?

You can ask him out, AFTER the sex. Come.

Salómon told me you were
working together at a car repair.

Are you still working there?

Yes.

I used to think car guys were
so sexy, all oiled up and stufff.

Used to?

Yes, but then Salómon
became one. Ruined it for me.

If you don't get to sleep
with me tonight, blame him.

Jóakim, Ríkey is pregnant.

Have you had sex with a pregnant girl?

Ríkey, how much to cheat
on Krummi with this guy?

I'm your pimp now, Ríkey.

(Party music kicks in)

(Mixer spinning)

So much noise.

Are you hungover? The day is finally here.

I don't get hungover and you know it.

I'm just trying not to wake
up the guy sleeping in my bed.

Ríkey told me about him. A tall man.

He's more than just tall. He's amazing.

A bit weird, but who isn't? I
think I found the one and only.

What's his name?

I want to say…Micky?

Jóakim.

Jóakim! Exactly.

I don't need to remember the name of
everyone I sleep with. This isn't 1953.

I celebrate your sexual
freedom and all that.

But you've never had a
one night stand before.

So? It's just the new me…

I'm proud of you. It's a big deal.

Thank you for kind words.

What's wrong with you?

Sorry. I can't stand tuna.

Everyone likes tuna,
they just don't know it yet.

Taste it.

No.

I'm not going home until you taste it.

No way that's legal, you can't just stay.

No but I can get Ríkey and her

gorilla-boyfriend to
let me stay for dinner.

I can be really persuasive like you know.

Is it safe?

100% safe.

No thanks.

Not as bad as I thought, but not for me.

Do you need me to help you to stand up, or?

Saló. Excuse me - Salóme,
I don't know you that well.

Saló is fine.

Okay, Saló.

Salome? I didn't just need a
ride, I also need some help.

I hope it's not carrying something heavy.

I need to get a box. A small box.

But it's at my ex boyfriends,
who lives over there.

I'll buy you a cake.

I got us this on our first date.

She got me this t-shirt
actually. She gave it to me

when I got fired from my
job at the hot dog stand.

She got it because it looks like my cat.

Cat died that weekactually,
it froze to death.

So that sucked.

She can have the shirt, I
mean it just reminds me of her.

It's go a stain on it.

Right where my, right where my heart is.

Makes me think, when she broke
up with me, my heart just bled out.

Either that, or it's cocktail sauce.

Is she happy?

I think so.

I don't really know her that well so...

Does she like talk about me and
show pictures of me to anyone or...

Not to me no, but like I
said I don't really know her.

She still listen to Mamooth a lot?

I fucking hate Mamooth, I mean
they sound like the instruments

are fine right? They're musicians
but soon as the singer starts,

she just Bjork's over everything.

I think they're amazing.

Yeah ok amazing, erm...
these remind me of her I guess.

I know how you feel though.

I'm kind of getting
over a person right now.

How long were you together?

We were together 68 days.

And then it was a few rocky weeks
when she founds out she was pregnant.

Then she left me.

So the kids are definately not yours?

Oh no, fuck no. They're not. I
wish, I would have preferred that,

but when she told me she was
pregnant, I was like shit that one out

abort it, and then we can
make our own, you know?

I don't want to start a family that's
not mine unless we were gonna

give it up for adoption
or sell it you know.

- OK I'm gonna leave now.
- Yeah, yeah... that's good.

Erm... give her my Clivia.

Ok.

Yeah.

Thanks.

(Sighs)

Did he talk?

I sympathize.

Don't tell Krummi.

You want to listen to Mammút?

Fuck yes.

For the last time, you don't need to go.

I know.

Everyone understands
if you feel uncomfortable.

I don't feel uncomfortable.

But Ríkey - this is really weird for you.

This guy made your boyfriends ex
girlfriend. I came from his testicles.

I take every chance I
get to get out of the house.

See.

This is so weird! We're broken
and Ríkey is pregnant with your kids.

Why is my father inviting
you to his birthday?

We could not go. But that
would be for you, not us.

I've know Sturla for 16
years. He's like a father to me.

Funny, me too.

How far are you?

About 23 weeks.

You look a lot bigger than that.

That's what I said, but
she's carrying twins.

I'm confused. She's pregnant by Krummi, but
I thought Krummi and Salóme were together.

No. We broke up a long time
ago. Fun story, not telling it.

So where's your boyfriend?

I don't have a boyfriend,
I don't have the time.

But Krummi had the time.
And this girl…what's your name?

Ríkey.

Like my dogs name. Ríkey had time.

She sure had time.

So you'e just going to die alone?

She's only 27.

Exactly.

There's enough time for
men and children later.

Thanks, dad. I'm actually
28. But thanks anyway.

She's already 28.

Why don't we rather talk about
why these 2 aren't engaged?

They're young, they have enough time ahead.

They are only 1 year younger than me.

I'm 2 years younger.

I think Salóme will be alone
forever, she'll just adopt.

That wouldn't surprise me.

Salóme has always been so independent.

Before she met Krummi she was always alone.

Alone outside, alone inside,
studying alone, playing alone.

That's just how Salóme is.

Salóme would really prefer if you
stopped talking about her in 3rd person,

and Salóme would also prefer
it if we could change the subject.

You're not a lesbian, are you? A gay
man and a lesbian in the same family?

That' not possible. Is
that possible, Salómon?

I'll ask at the next meeting.

So when are you getting married?

Why should they get
married? The kids aren't

born yet and they don't
have a loan together.

What?

People only marry for two reasons: They had
a kid together or they got a loan together.

And usually they gota loan together
because they had kids together.

But that's beside the point.

I thought people got married for
love. That's why we got married.

Is that so?

Krummi, if you love her you should
propose to her. Before someone else does.

I had known Alma for a week
before I asked her to marry me.

She had been dating
some German photographer

who didn't realize how lucky he was.

That's when my man stepped in. And
you know who I mean when I say "my man".

That's me!

Don't listen to him.

He was actually proposing to a bottle of
wine, my mom just happened to hold it.

Can we just stop? You can pressure
me and Salómon, but leave them alone.

Let's keep it in the family.

Since when was Krummi
not a part of this family?

Since…I don't know.

Thanks for dinner.

Let me have your tomatoes, and
put the plate into the washing machine

I wanna make a toast to Sturla
birthday boy. And Alma too.

Cheers.

Thanks for having us.

All 4 of you.

Didn't he say anything
about where we was going?

He's been away for 2 hours
and I haven't even gotten a text.

There's probably some good reason for this.

What if he's cheating on me?

Then he's the least
smooth cheater in the world.

Did he ever cheat on you?

Not that I know about.

But did you ever cheat on him?

Not that HE knows about.

That was a joke, I never cheated on him.

Ríkey, I don't have a ring because
it's 2AM and I just got the idea.

But will you marry me?

I'm heading to bed.

Yes.

Just remember to turn of the light.

No worries, I'll do it.

I hope I'm not interrupting
something important.

We were this close to
curing cancer, but whatever.

So this is Salome, Salome's sister.

And this is Maison from Australia.

- Like Neighbours. - Yeah exactly.

(Speaking with strong
Australian accent - in-audible)

No one in Australia actually
watches Neighbours it's shit.

What? That's so odd.

Why is that odd?

They only still make it
because they sell it overseas.

That cannot be true. So you had all
of the neighbours even Harold Bishop?

I don't even know who that is love.

He's the old guy, you
would totally love him.

I think the chances of
that are next to none mate.

Well to be fair though Harold hasn't
been on the show for quite a while now.

Why are we talking about neighbours,
I've never in my life had a conversation

about neighbours until I came to
Iceland, you guys have a bloody obsession

You would love neighbours
if you were from Melbourne.

I am from Melbourne.

No you're not, you don't
even like neighbours.

Oh jesus christ this is
making as mad as a cut snake.

I... I... no one in
Australia, not a person

in Perth, not a person
in Cambra (mumbles on)

Or fucking wogga wogga watches Neighbours.

All of my friends from Wogga
Wogga loves Neighbours.

Anyways, Mason here is
traveling and he's staying with us.

What?

This is so wrong, you are so wrong.

It's just a bit hard being home right now.

Silverfish in the apartment?

Krummi and Ríkey got engaged.

What? How long have they known each other?

Krummi is such a dickhead.

Are you okay?

Yes. It's alright crying
yourself to sleep once in a while.

Cleans the pillow sheet.

What you need is to have sex.

Have sex and forget Krummi.

Just because you love something
doesn't mean you have to own it.

Speaking of love. How
much do you love Gústi?

I don't know. 100%? 10
out of 10? 2 Thumbs up?

If I knew a secret about
him would you want to know?

No.

Just asking.

He's selling drugs again.

I know. And I know you
bought from him the other day.

That' ridiculous slander and accusations.

I tried to buy but he
didn't want to sell me.

Good.

Tell me he's just selling, not
growing canabis. That's so silly.

I can't believe you let his
dirty fingers into your asshole…

Mason wants to go clubbing.

Are you joining us?

No I'm going home.

She's going to have sex with Jóakim.

Nice, you were really cute together.

No we weren't. And I'm not.

How do you understand so much Icelandic?

Don't you ever get cold living in your car?

No, I just wear warm clothes. Like camping.

Should I get condoms?

No.

I'll be safe.

No, let's climax at the same time.

Are you on the pill?

Yes. Yes.

Awesome.

Can we listen to music?

If the radio is fine.

I'm so sorry. Didn't
mean to barge right in.

I don't know what I'm doing here.

With the documentary crew I just
feel like a kid at his parents workplace.

And Hans. I can't hang
with Hans. He's Hans.

He's so cool.

All that swag. And he
makes such great music.

You've obviously never
had a conversation with him.

Alright, just imagine your on the
dance floor 4 a.m. on a Saturday.

Am I wearing heals? Because
then I'm very aware how tall I am.

Doesn't matter, your drunk.
The DJ stops the current song,

and transitions to a song saying "I
wave a black flag, like my black eyes"

Is that song by him? It's fine.

I've only heard it drunk, though.

Some music only works
when you're inebriated.

Yes. BAD music.

I'll make you a playlist
with all his best songs.

That sounds like a threat.

You'll like it.

Sorry, I have to open.

So what's your plan for
tonight? How will this all end?

Get fuck up. Fuck a girl in a bath of skyr.

Play Playstation and eat a pizza with
my friend Bambus and a couple of girls.

I'll fuck the younger girl, though.
Bambus will have sex with whomever.

He once had sex with a
girl who was 32 years old.

She just kept on talking
about inflation and stuff.

Did you know that the Krónas exchange rate
has no relation to the Central Banks index?

She knew.

Don't you want anything more?

Maybe. Since you
mention it. I wouldn't hate…

…a threesome. With my friend Bambus.

So you don't want a relationship?

With Bambus?

No.

With you?

Ew. No.

Is this what you want out of life? Never

settle. Never wake up
next to a person you love.

A person who gives you a purpose.

Someone who makes you realize you're not
complete, but the half of something bigger.

With Bambus?

No, stop talking about Bambus!

Look, maybe…

An open relationship.

You know? A backup pussy at home, pussy on
a drive, Dropbox-pussy, pussy in the Cloud.

Sorry, this is none of my business.
Just go on banging bitches.

Maybe I bang bitches
to forget that I'm alone.

And not a part of something
bigger. Not yet. And not anymore.

What are you doing?

What?

You put your finger in my asshole.

So? Play around with
it. Don't you like that?

Not right away.

You don't go FROM my ass to my vagina.

You start with my vagina,
then asshole and then

back to my vagina when
I'm so horny I don't care.

Why are there so many rules? Are we fucking
or not? My dick is about to explode.

Look, Hans. This was a mistake,
but sorry reacted so strongly.

Hey, Saló. You were on the
radio with that Brynjólfur, right?

Yes.

I just want you to know
that I believe he's innocent.

Everyone knows it…

Sometimes girls regret having sex with
someone and then they make stuff up.

Everyone knows it.

Thanks.

I quit.

I won't be back, no matter what
happens to the radio show. I can't do it.

So what? She was 16. Even
though he didn't…it's just too much.

Heiðdís, go fuck yourself. Never call me

again and tell him to
stop trying to reach me.

If you need to talk send me an email. Bye

Can I do anything to help?

No.

You make me feel so much worse.

What?

You know it. You know I still love you.

And that's why I feel so horrible
around you, because you're not mine.

And I know that' not your problem, and not

your fault. But that's
why you can't help me.

Where the fuck did that come from?

We haven't been together for…

I KNOW. I know, alright? But
nothing has changed. It's still just you.

Two years, Saló. We haven't
been together for 2 years.

And I know that the whole thing
with Ríkey came out of nowhere, and..

I'm not mad because of that.

Even though I feel horrible with you,
I also feel the best when I'm with you.

So, you know…

Good night.

Saló.

Good night.

Night.

Oh I made some lemon tins.

They are in the fridge, feel free
to have as many as you want.

And you can live on
the couch for as long as

you want, as long as
I get to sleep at night.

What do you mean? It wasn't a
serious fight, I'm not moving out.

No but Krummi and Ríkey are having kids.
You didn't expect to keep living with them?

At first.

How much space could 2 infants take? They
can be in the living room, I'm never there.

Yeah but you guys have a past, and a
past like that takes up way more space

than any kid ever could.

Oh that was beautiful (kisses).

Can somebody explain to me why my
brother has 2 boyfriends but I'm alone?

Because you're picky,
afraid of changes, and even

more afraid of rejection.
So you don't even try.

That wasn't a real question.

Alright. Good night.

Salómon, can we talk?

Do you think I would
have been a good mother?

You know, if I could.

You can, there are other ways.

I know, but the pregnant part.

I think I would have rocked it.

I would have had a small
baby bump like mom had.

She's always wearing overalls on all of
her pregnancy pictures. Ever noticed that?

That's so true.

Good night.

Ouch.

Tell me the truth.

Is there too much stuff in here?

No, not really.

It's much better when
I'm in the bigger room.

Which I technically
should be in right now,

but because you're
pregnant you guys can stay.

No worries, I'm a hero.

Do you think I should throw
any of the stuff out? Tell the truth.

About 50%

I don't want to be a
cunt, but my dad is like

this. He holds on to
everything he has ever owned.

Every old television and every
gadget for the last 40 years.

Every cabinet and
storage space full of stuff.

And the thing about him, and
I'm not saying you're the same,

is that he honestly believes that
he'll be able to use this stuff again.

That there will come a day
when he can drag all of his

old dusty TV because
suddenly there's a use for it.

Which means that he's living his
life for a day that will never come.

Not that there's anything
wrong with that, or you know…

Okay. That's it. I'm throwing
half of the stuff in here out.

Really?

I got a day off, and I'm spending
it taking out 1/4 of this stuff.

1/4 is a good start.

1/5 is going right out, right now.

Looks like there's a lot less stuff in
the bag than there was when I left.

Shut up.

Just because you're going to be a
mom, doesn't mean you're my mom.

Fucking shit.

I'm going to be a mom.

I knew I was having kids, but didn't
realize I was going to be a mom.

Weird.

But that happens to all girls, I guess.

Such a great cake. If I had peanut
allergy I'd be fine with it killing me.

Speaking of, I want to thank you for
everything by teaching you how to bake.

No thank you. I don't
need to know how to bake.

Really? You don't know what you're missing.
There's nothing that comes close to baking.

Except maybe cooking. But not really.

I can just buy a cake.

That's not the same.

It's still a cake, doesn't matter if I made
it or somebody else. It's still my cake.

You're not better than me
just because you can bake.

What's this?

Don't throw away.

"Bomb shackalaka"

Or something, I regret saying that.

(Signs)

Oh right, I had forgotten this.

You only made a box for "Yes" I had

forgotten what a creepy
fucking kid you were.

How do you still have
this? Isn't this 15 years old?

16, but that doesn't matter.

I kept on to this because
it was important to me.

WAS important to you?

It doesn't matter now, you're with Ríkey.

I had this dream when
we were still together

that you would hand me the paper and

put an X for 'Yes'.

Maybe on our anniversary, or valentines day

or just an ordinary day when you
were extraordinary in love with me.

That's hard to do when I
didn't even know of this paper.

I know.

I remember coming home
from work like 5 years

ago, and I had been
thinking about you all day.

And when I came home there was an
upside-down paper on the kitchen table,

and for 8 wonderful seconds I
thought it was that piece of paper.

But it was just some bill
one of us had forgotten.

I felt like an idiot.

Anyways.

When do we start setting up for the party?

When the crew arrives.

"The whole crew is
here, cause I don't know…"

The crew is NOT here, that's the point.

I wanna talk to you.

I don't want to have to
talk to you like a child, so…

Hans, please stop being on Tinder! Fuck.

I can never do anything…

Remember what you said the other day?

I say so many smart
things, nothing goes to waste.

What you said about Brynjólf.

You don't really believe what you said?

You shouldn't.

I'm just saying, I could be
falsely accused of rape any day.

You know you're statistically
more likely to be raped than

falsely accused of rape?
But you don't worry about that.

You can go back to Tinder.

Left, left, left, to the left.

(Pop rock music)

Aren't you looking forward to getting these
kids out of your tummy and drink again?

A little.

Where's Krummi?

I don't know. Probably
flirting with some cute girl.

Want me to beat him up?

No I'm kidding, But there
sure are enough of them.

Don't be jealous. You're the
only one in here who's actually hot.

I AM the only one who is hot, because
of hormones. I'm sweating like a pig

You need a hug.

No worries, I'll get Krummi.

Shot?

What the fuck?

What happened between us was
a mistake that won't be repeated.

I just wanted to kiss you
and thank you and tell you…

Sorry I got wind in my eye.

I'm in love with you.
It's not a crush, it's love.

When we two are together I realize I'm
not whole, I'm half of something bigger.

Bigger with you.

That's just because I'm
the first girl you've met who

denied you sex and didn't
drop out of high school.

You don't know me, you don't know
my struggles, and how it has armored me.

My heart is like a muscle.

Your heart IS a muscle.

But it can't lift you up!

That doesn't make any sense.

LOVE doesn't make any
sense! You're old as hell and

your body is in a weird
shape, but I still want you?

You don't think that's romantic?

No.

(Rap music)

Shouldn't you wearing a coat?

No I came outside to cool down.

I imagine your amniotic fluid
freezing and your twins catching a cold.

I'm sorry.

Huh?

I came, got pregnant, moved in and
got engaged to Krummi in like 30 minutes.

I know you were not longer together,
but it must've been hard on you. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry, you
didn't do anything wrong.

I hurt you, doesn't matter
if it was on purpose or not.

Prove it. Prove you're sorry.

Want me to bake you a cake?

Let me name your kids. I
know Krummi has no ideas.

He's the type to name
his son after himself.

He actually suggested it.

No he didn't. It's okay to joke
about it, but the truth hurts too much.

Come on, let me name your kids.

You can name one.

Both. Twins are a 2-for-1 offer.

Then give me boy first, since
he's obviously the add-on.

Don't tell anyone I said that.

Okay for the boy…

Snow.

Snow? Are you just saying
things that are around

us? You're allowed to think for 5 minutes.

No, I think it's beautiful. Masculine and

beautiful. Snow is deadly,
but he also gives life.

Snow does note give life.

No, but it's beautiful.
Beautiful but deadly.

Like Stalin. Snow Stalin.

No, not that. But Snow.

What about the girl?

It's gonna sound a bit
different, but stay with me.

More different than Snow?

You know that there are
laws in Iceland about names.

Stupid, outdated laws. But still laws.

You'll fight a 5 year fight for it, but
eventually they will accept the name.

What is it?

Sugarflower.

Sugarflower is something a
teenage girl names her chihuahua

You said I could pick the names.

And you picked 2 really illegal names.

That's just a detail.

As weird as it is, I actually like Snow.

Mostly because I felt bad but then I
came out here and it cooled me down.

Snow…and Salóme.

What?

That's the names: Snow and Salóme. The
two things that make me happy right now.

What about Snow and Pesto?

I'll just need a couple of things
before the interview tomorrow.

What's next up for you?

A new album.

A new album right away?

It's a concept album.
About the girl that got away.

It's gonna be called "Shalom-E".

Which is an old chinese word that
means "Goodbye", but also "Hello".

Because it might Goodbye today, but
there will always be another day with her.

It just means "goodbye".

I'm pretty sure it also means "Hello".

No, you're thinking of "Aloha".

"Shalome-ha"?

That's not a word.

"Aloha Salome"?

That's not a smart title, that's
just you saying goodbye to me.

To you? This is about another Salome.

50 times more beautiful, 60 times younger
and doesn't have long clown-arms like you.

Do you think you're the only Salome?

Herods daughter was named Salóme.
Salome Urena was named Salome.

Are you even named Salome
or is it just your nickname?

Do you want pizza?

No thanks.

Good. You wouldn't like it. It's a
vegan pizza. Chicken and salad.

I got everything I need. I'll see
you when we record the interview.

Great. Are you doing anything tonight?

Aloha!

Salóme.

Hey, love. How are you?

Just fine. We were just about to celebrate
the news that your show is back on radio.

Yes, we tried to call you but
you're not answering your phone.

No, it's just batterys and stuff.

Then it's just juicy - you are
coming with us and celebrate.

You must have liked being able to sleep in.

You don't even know.

Sometimes I set the alarm on the time
I used to wake up, just so I can snooze.

That's crazy.

Shut up.

Juicy.

Is your wife asleep?

No she's in Costa Rica.

They call her Ms. Worldwide.

So you wouldn't mind me and
Salome crashing on the couch?

Yes, I would mind.

You guys sleep in the
bed, I'll sleep on the couch.

Such generousity.

Let me get us a drink.

Is this what we're doing
at 7 in the morning?

Cheers.

I'm going to the bathroom.

No.

Yes, a little.

I missed you.

I missed you too.

If you want me and Hákon
can sleep on the couch.

You want to go inside now?

Wait a minute…

So the twins are both
healthy? And Ríkey? Great.

I'll come visit tonight, if that's okay..

Hi.

Hi. Congratulations
about being back on radio.

No, I quit.

Why?

It's just..

Brynjólfur raped a 16 year old
girl, and that's a bit too much.

No - isn't that just some
bullshit? Nobody believes it.

I can't do much about what others believe,
I can only take responsibly for myself.

You want?

No thanks.

Did I wake you?

No.

I just needed to be
alone, but you're welcome.

I know. You didn't close the front
door. I know a clue when I see one.

Maybe I just didn't
want to lock myself out.

Maybe.

It's so weird. I carried
them for 9 months but it

wasn't until I had them that
I realized what they meant.

Nothing will be the same.

I won't be the same.

I'm no longer only responsible
for myself, but 2 other people.

I fucked my life up.

That's not true.

I don't mean it in a
bad way, but it's true.

But I'm never going to be anything,
I'm not going to study with 2 young kids.

It's hard enough with one, but fucking two?

But you're not alone, you have Krummi.

Krummi will be working, doing stuff that he
loves. And I'll be home, all day everyday.

What, is he supposed
to put that on hold so I

can go and study? How
are we supposed to survive?

That's a problem for a later day. And you
guys have me, I'll watch the kids whenever.

If you need anything from me.

It would have been a lot better if you
had those kids with him, instead of me.

But I can't. Physically.

Not with Krummi or anyone
else. Haven't been able for 5 years.

I didn't know. I'm sorry.

Fuck.

You wanna hear a secret?
Must promise not to tell anyone.

I don't even know if
they're his. The twins.

It's very likely, but I'm not 100% sure.

I just love Krummi so fucking
much, and I can't lose him.

And if they aren't his, I
can't raise them on my own.

I'm such a fuck up.

I'll be with you later,
I have to greet the girl

the one who's coming to see the room.

Did Salóme manage to get away
from carrying things? What a surprise.

I might not carry but I'll be
there for the most important stuff.

So fuck off.

Shall we get going to the new place?

Goodbye.

You promise?

You'll have to tell me the name.

I love this song.

Saló..

If it's a girl - Alma, like my mom.

If it's a boy - Snow.

Snow?

Because our first kiss was in snow.

I remember you once telling
me you didn't want kids.

That was when weren't
together. When we're not

together the thought of
having kids scares me.

The thought of them having
my genes, with all my flaws.

But when I think of them being half
you, I don't want anything more in life.