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I should have known that that client
today was too good to be true. It is so
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rare for a groom to take the lead in
planning his own wedding.
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I thought I was going to be sick when I
found out his precious Ashley is
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actually a man.
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I'm so glad I saw a photo of that couple
before we signed the contract.
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God, could you imagine if I had gotten
roped into planning a wedding for those
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people?
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Ugh.
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Anyway.
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I have refused service to that lot
before, so they are clearly getting
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desperate. Oh my gosh.
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That's probably why that underhanded
sneak tried to trick me by acting
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You know, he kept referring to Ashley as
they.
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I should have seen through it.
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You know, I'm going to have to be better
about this. I'm going to have to see
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through it.
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No one is going to fool me into
defiling.
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I'm sure he wasn't trying to trick you
by acting any sort of way.
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Maybe that's how they present
themselves.
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No, no. I've always been really good at
sniffing those people out.
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No, he was trying to fool me by putting
on an act.
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Calling Ashley they may not have been an
act. Some people use they pronouns.
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Maybe Ashley does too.
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Oh God, pronouns. Don't even get me
started. Okay, first of all, they is
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Not singular.
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So they can't even get the grammar
correct?
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No. All right, I hadn't even heard the P
word five years ago, and now it's
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everywhere.
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I need to stop dwelling on this. All
right, we can go over something more
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pleasant. Let's talk about something
else, right?
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Like your girlfriend, honey.
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How's she doing?
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Benita's fine.
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She loves working as a nurse. The
hospital keeps her busy.
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I thought she was a nurse at a
retirement home.
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Yeah, she does that too.
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Oh, you know what? I heard there was a
nursing shortage.
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People like Anita must be in high demand
everywhere.
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Well, is she working today?
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Maybe she can stop by on her way home.
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The bus route doesn't bring her this
way.
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Oh.
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So she takes the bus to work.
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I thought you told us that Anita drives
a car.
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Yeah, she used to, but she got tired of
paying for gas.
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I don't care. I don't care if she drives
a car, rides a bus. I just, I'm so
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happy that you found someone that you
like so much.
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If I'm being honest, I thought maybe
there was something wrong with you.
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I kept offering to set you up with my
friend's single daughters and you just
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weren't interested. But now I know you
just hadn't found the right girl.
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God, I want to meet her so badly. Why
hasn't she come over?
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She's busy.
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Like you said, nurses are in high
demand.
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Well, yeah, but even nurses have a day
off, right?
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I mean, your birthday dinner. It's
coming up soon. That would be the
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time to meet her.
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Honey, look, I think it's really nice
that Anita cares about people and she's
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nice to people, but she needs to care
about her boyfriend, too, not just
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strangers.
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I'm putting my foot down, okay? You tell
her to save that date, and I'm not
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taking no for an answer.
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Okay, I'll talk to Anita about it.
Perfect.
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Okay, great. All right, let's dig in,
okay? I worked hard on this lasagna.
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About time.
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Thank you again so much for doing this.
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Of course, no problem.
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You look really cute.
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Aw, thank you.
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So, remember your name's Anita and
you're a nurse.
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Did you get a chance to memorize the
cheat sheet I emailed you? I spent all
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night memorizing it. Our answers need to
match.
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Also, you're 21, so I told my parents
you're 21.
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Don't worry. I'm an old pro at
memorizing lines.
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Honestly, I'm excited to flex my old
acting skills today.
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I'm excited to be in the spotlight.
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Maybe I'm selfish, but I'm so glad you
stuck around at the library, Cindy. For
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one, it's been a blast since you came
along.
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And two, I don't know what I would have
done if you hadn't agreed to help me.
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It's not every day that a guy asks me to
meet their parents as their fake
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girlfriend. Thank you so much for
agreeing.
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My mom knew I was gay. She'd kill me.
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Don't worry. I got you.
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The next time we're in the library,
you're moving the happier books, okay?
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Fine.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi.
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Oh, I'm so excited to meet my son's new
girlfriend.
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You know, Anita, we are so happy to have
you here.
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Anita, you look familiar.
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Have we met somewhere?
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No, but I get that a lot. I guess I just
have one of those faces.
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And what a beautiful face it is. You
described her so beautifully, but she's
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even more gorgeous.
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Oh, that's so sweet of you. I see you
get your sweet side from your mom.
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She told me a lot about you guys.
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Good things, I hope. Oh, absolutely.
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He thinks the world of you, too.
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Oh, he told us a lot about you, too.
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Funny that your hair is a different
color than what he told us.
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Yeah, sometimes I switch up my hair
color. I mean, being a nurse is very
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demanding, so I'll experiment to de
-stress sometimes.
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I love that. Well, I'm going to get
started on dinner, okay?
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Hey, Chim. I know it's your birthday,
but your mom's been cleaning all day.
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don't you go give her a hand?
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I'm sure she'd love to have the birthday
boy taste test everything anyway.
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But I shouldn't leave her alone.
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She's our guest.
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Don't worry. I'll keep our guest
entertained.
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It'll be a perfect time to get to know
the beautiful young lady that has stolen
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my boy's heart.
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It's okay, babe. Go help your mom.
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Well, why don't I show you around?
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And I'm sure you can guess where we are
now.
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All right, time to cut the crap.
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What do you mean?
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Come on, Anita.
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I have a strong feeling that you are not
who you say you are.
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I figured Logan's been lying about his
girlfriend.
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All the stories he tells about Anita
just don't add up. He makes excuses
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time we're supposed to meet you.
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I suspected for quite a long time that
he was a little, eh, funny,
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if you catch my drift.
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All right, but meeting you just confirms
that.
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What are you talking about?
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Are you saying that Logan is gay?
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Because he can't be gay if he's dating
me.
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You can cut the act now.
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I knew I recognized you from somewhere.
You're the serial girl from years ago.
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A tasty mouthful with every spoon?
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That commercial was burned into my brain
because it ran on every channel every
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five minutes.
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Now, Logan told us that you were a
nurse, but he never said anything about
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being an actress.
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I mean, he is so obviously not straight
that he can't even keep his facts
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straight. I really am Logan's
girlfriend.
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He just didn't mention that I used to be
an actress.
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And I changed careers when I figured out
my true calling.
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Don't bother.
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You're not fooling me. Anyway, it
doesn't matter. Like, Logan could be
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show tunes from the rafters for all I
care.
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But his mother, if she finds out he's a
fairy, it's game over.
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She might even kick him out.
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Please don't tell your wife. Don't let
her kick Logan out. I am not risking
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myself to protect Logan.
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That would be putting two lives in
misery as opposed to just one.
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He's your son.
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He is a grown -ass man. And in this
world, it is every man for himself.
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How could you be so heartless?
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Logan is only 19.
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So many young people end up homeless.
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It just ends badly. You are ruining
Logan's life.
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Don't worry.
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I actually have a great deal for you.
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I don't actually have to tell Nicole the
truth.
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She sees what she wants to see anyway.
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And she's not going to suspect anything
of Logan unless I say something about
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it. Now, I can let you continue to be
Anita throughout dinner and Logan's
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birthday continue smoothly.
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But, you know, keeping such a big secret
from my wife is a huge burden.
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I feel like I deserve something for my
efforts.
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Something like you.
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Are you demanding sex right now?
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I am not demanding anything.
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I am offering you an opportunity.
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You've already gone way out of your way
to protect Logan's ass through this
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whole boyfriend -girlfriend thing.
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This is just one more thing you can do
to make sure that Logan and Eager stay
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safe.
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How could you do this to your son?
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How could you do this to your wife?
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Why would you care about her?
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I'm sure Logan's told you about what an
amazing human being she is. All right,
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hey, maybe we're both dirtbags.
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Just different areas of it.
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All right, maybe that's why we got
together and ended up together.
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But anyway, you don't worry about us.
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You just worry about your own part.
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Aw, don't make that face.
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You're not actually dating Logan, so you
wouldn't really be cheating on him.
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Fine. But you promise nothing bad will
happen to Logan?
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Yeah, I promise.
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Oh, my God.
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um um
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Oh fuck. Oh
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fuck.
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Oh my god.
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Uh -huh.
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I fucking love that.
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I
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love
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it when you lick my fucking ass, yeah.
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Yeah.
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What was that commercial slogan?
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Fuck.
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Oh, right
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there. Oh, yeah. Suck on my
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clit. Uh -huh. Oh, fuck.
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Make sure you're not too loud.
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You don't want to ruin all that work you
did.
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really fucking your boyfriend's father.
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Fuck, I'm a naughty girl.
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Fuck.
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My boyfriend's dad's dick is amazing.
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Girlfriend?
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Pussies.
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Naughty, how much do you love her?
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It's like you're enjoying fucking your
boyfriend's father.
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Fucking loving it.
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I love being a naughty girl.
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My boyfriend isn't here.
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Fucking cough.
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Yeah.
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You didn't think this was going to
happen, did you?
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Oh, that's your next direction, girl.
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It's like when I found a new reawakening
for your career.
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Right there. Yes, please.
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Yes.
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Let's see what kind of performance you
can give downstairs.
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