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We've got some serious hobbies today.

Let the 10th annual Spring Break
Olympics begin.

Don't believe everything you hear.
You're mine now. The female bites his

off. That is kind of romantic.

You keep score as you score.

It's kinky.

I like it. You're the only one for me.
What can I say? It's my sentimental

streak. I can explain.

What's a sore back compared to a broken
heart? Very poetic.

Mrs. Tyler?

Mrs. Tyler?

I just can't believe that we're actually
married.

Mr. and Mrs.

Mrs. and Mr.

I love you, Mrs. Tyler.

I love you, Mr. Tyler.

What are we waiting for?

You're into the retirement home right
now.

What is this? What are you doing?

It's nothing. What are you doing?

Mrs.

Tyler.

I'm sorry, I was... Daydreaming again?

You've got to pull yourself together.

It's hard, you know, without James here.

When I heard James had taken the
internship in Florida, I had thought...

riddance? Maybe my new car won't get
blown up?

Actually, no.

I thought this was a reformed James
Tyler will -be thing.

Marriage perhaps had tamed the savage
beast.

I miss that beast.

Miss Tyler, I wanted to talk to you
about a research grant we're offering to

master's candidates.

Give you a chance to get out in the
field, do a little studying.

Out in the field with that beast.

You do the thesis proposal.

If we like it, we'll fund the grant.

Go anywhere you want in the globe.

Anywhere from Borneo to Timbuktu.

Florida?

You write the thesis proposal, and then
we'll see.

Look, what Freddie did... You know, I
don't like talking about that.

What Freddie did was cheat.

With how many people and how many
different positions, with what

isn't what matters.

What matters is he cheated.

And I don't ever want to hurt you like
that.

Cooper, you're free to do whatever you
want, whomever you want.

I know.

And I have.

But now I know.

That I would never cheat on you.

You trust me?

I can't believe Cooper cheated on me.

Can we please stop talking about your
ex? It's ruining the romantic mood.

This is romance? A campus parking lot?
I'll make you forget all about him.

Well, can we at least go back to the
house or something? I mean, I wouldn't

if I was seeing you or the stick ship.
That place has too many memories of the

other guy.

I want to mark my territory right here.

Zach?

Yes, scream my name.

Zach? Scream my name.

Zach? Scream it.

Zach?

Yes, scream it. Zach? Say it.

This is crazy.

I know. I was this close.

No, this need for you to mark your
territory all the time. I mean, we've

together three weeks and we've been
screwing nonstop.

It's my grandfather's fault.

What? How?

He was a hunter. He used to take me on
turkey shoots when I was just a kid.

There was a real thrill to the hunt, you
know.

And after the big bad hunter caught the
turkey, what then?

He'd screw it over and over and over and
over. Ew!

Kidding. I'm kidding.

You cook it, then fuck it.

It's me.

I was watching our films and there's
magic there, you know?

I don't think I could do this without
you.

I miss you so much.

This is no match for the real thing.
When are you coming back?

I know your family's important, but I
need you too.

I've just written a new script for you.

It is awesome.

It's going to be like Sex and the City
without the city part.

Larry? Ciara? Is that you?

Oh, hell.

She'll be back soon, right?

You haven't talked to her?

I tried.

I mean, a couple times. But maybe
there's no reception there.

In Manhattan?

It could be the rural part, I guess.

Yeah. So what's up? What do you need?

A favor.

Florida, here I come.

Hey, you.

You beat. What? What have I done now?

Nothing. I hope.

Just ignore me. I'm going crazy here
without you.

Oh, I miss you too, baby. But I'm
learning so much here.

Invaluable life lessons.

You never did tell me about the place
you're working at. Dee Dee's, right?

Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a special
kind of place.

You couldn't even imagine how special.

I'm picturing an exclusive French
restaurant.

Upscale clientele.

You're serving the most exclusive wine.

Chateau Le Fils?

Yeah, something like that.

You're learning everything there is to
know about running a successful

as well as how to prepare mouth
-watering dishes and maybe a little

Voulez -vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Well, maybe not ce soir, but soon.

For the rest of our lives.

Hold that thought, baby. I gotta go.
It's happy hour and... Happy hour?

At a French restaurant?

Happy. Happy hors.

Hors d 'oeuvre.

It's a special appetizer they do here.

Amazing. Got a hell of a kick. You'd
love it. Listen, baby, we'll talk soon,

okay?

Sooner than you think.

I need your help!

I need yours too, Zach!

That ground is mine.

The rules of attraction.

A seemingly intricate set of edicts to
which we all abide, from humans to

animals to insects.

In a series of experiments and
interviews, we will discover the nature

and the rules of nature.

Subject A has been dating Subject B for
three weeks now.

It's like she's got this button, you
know, but it's like hidden.

But if you know where to look, know
where to press, she can't resist.

Oh, he pushes my button. All the wrong
ones.

Seriously, he's like a dog in heat,
always pumping my legs.

To test the first rule of attraction, we
attach wires to subject A. When around,

he will receive a small electrical
shock.

Subject B was instructed to present
herself in a traditional mating ritual.

Subject C volunteered for a study into
the often mythologized notion that there

is such a thing as love at first sight.

Subject D was

chosen for her somewhat outspoken views
on the subject.

What's the big deal?

A controlled experiment was set up to
test the hypothesis that the feeling of

love at first sight could be recreated
in laboratory conditions.

Subject C and D will be shown pictures
of their potential ideal mate and asked

to rate their attraction on a scale from
1 to 10.

Subject E, please tell us your
experiences in regards to the nature of

attraction.

Well... There was this girl, Sophie, and
she was stacked.

All I saw, big boobs.

I was blinded by them.

Giant, wishy fun bags.

So, the nature of your attraction was
purely physical?

Absolutely.

She had the mental agility of a soap
dish. But her breath, I couldn't see

them. Literally.

If you had, what would you have seen?

The love of my life, Ciara.

So your carnal attraction to Sophie made
you oblivious to the potential of a

mate? A soulmate, yes.

Like I said, I was blinded by those
fleshy headlights.

But once I saw Ciara, really saw her, I
knew she was the one.

And since that fateful revelation?

I called her every day since.

Is physical attraction enough to endure
shock to the genitals?

Maybe it is.

But for how long?

Ah.

Love at the first sight is crock.

No one's ever walked into the room gone,
holy shit, that person's love of my

life. I'm gonna be with them for
eternity.

I have walked into the plenty of rooms
gone, holy shit, that person's love of

life. I'm gonna spend next 20 minutes
with them.

Really hot.

20 minutes.

Lust at first sight? Well, I've never
heard of that.

It sounds so sordid and unnatural.

I don't give a shit.

I don't give up. Think he would die.

You're the hottest thing around and it
makes you go crazy. Looking like, oh,

he's like a laser.

You're wonderful, my sister.

Think he would die.

I can't lie. I want to be that guy.

Oh.

Oh.

Laura, Subject T, please take a seat. We
still have... Hey, this is Ciara.

Leave me a message.

Ciara, hey, it's me. I just wanted to
call you and tell you that I was

about you and, well, I think... I think
I love you and... User has exceeded 1

,000 messages.

Mailbox is now full.

Subject A appears not only to be
ignoring the pain, he seems to be

The

subjects are in a

heightened state of arousal.

Their lovemaking is made all the more
powerful by the 120 volts surging

them.

Clearly, attraction knows no bounds,
reason or decency.

And apparently, at least some of the
right buttons were pushed.

This piece is... Got the ground?

It's got James Tyler all over it.

You sure he's in Florida?

Yep. Thousands of miles away. Thanks for
reminding me.

I would expect this kind of stunt from
your husband, but Ophelia, from you,

It doesn't?

Get the grant?

I just tried to show love, lust,
attraction, connection.

These are powerful emotions.

They make us all do things, risk things
that we never thought we would.

Ophelia.

The grant is yours. Do with it what you
wish.

What?

However, there is one condition.

When you see James, you... Give him my
regards.

So, what happened?

We're going to Florida.

We...

You guys don't think I'd leave you
behind, do you? It's spring break. We've

some serious partying to do.

Yeah!

I can't wait to mark my territory in
another state.

What if Ciara comes back and I'm not
there?

You've got your phone on you, right?

She'll call you. I know she will.

Hey, I think Dee Dee's must be up here
somewhere.

Let's say when we get there, we, you
know, get a bottle of wine.

Maybe get something to eat.

Sounds great. I'm starving right now.
You want to eat too?

Sweet. Something sweet?

Sounds perfect right about now.

The electrodes add spice, don't you
think?

Trust me, you won't even be able to
remember your own name, let alone that

ex of yours.

Spicy.

I missed you so much, I left like a
hundred messages.

Try a thousand.

Yeah, maybe I got a little carried away,
but I can't stop thinking about you.

When are you coming back?

I've been meaning to call, but my phone
got shut off. Something about too many

messages.

You are coming back, aren't you?

I've been offered a job here in New
York.

But, but that's... A long way away, I
know.

Well, I could, I could transfer over.

I need to do this, Larry.

On my own.

It's time for me to make my mark.

On my own.

I want to spend some time... On your
own.

I'll miss you, but it just feels right.

I belong here.

Maybe you can use this time to find out
what you really want.

Can I... Can I call you?

Sure. A little.

Maybe not a thousand times.

James' restaurant is right up here.

Aren't you excited? You haven't seen him
for three months.

I've been imagining this moment the day
he left.

Thank you.

Since heaven...

It can't be.

Dee Dee's?

Double Dee's?

But James wouldn't lie to me.

No way James would come and work in a
place like this.

You kidding me?

This is exactly the type of place James
would work at. Tours, Ophelia, Omega

House.

But that was the old James. The
drinking, womanizing, parking till he

James. The new James would never...

You're not actually married.

What? Wow.

Bring, break, scoreboard.

Game on, then.

Who's the ice princess?

No more time, James.

Oh, yeah.

She's never ever, never ever better than
me.

She's never ever, never ever better than
me.

She's never ever, never ever better than
me.

I don't know what it could be.