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You know, college life. Let go and have
fun.
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Single and ready to mingle.
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Yeah, baby!
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Didn't I have them on my one -fuck -no
-questions -ask list?
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Take me to bed right now.
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Final up and let it burn you.
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Touch it, please.
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Am I not enough for you?
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What are you watching? Anything juicy?
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You Americans, so uptight about sex.
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Oh, la la.
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I gotta switch majors.
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I know I'm on probation, but is it time
for another conjugal visit?
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For good behavior?
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Yes.
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Can I get one request?
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For the condemned man? Anything.
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Will you drop the soap?
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We bring you back some memories.
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Good ol' boy is back on sail block 8.
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Oh yeah, they like to run too.
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It's gone.
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Do you think it's a sign?
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What? Hell no.
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I'm getting that fucking ring back. Come
hell or high water, I will get that
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ring back.
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As I'm sure that you're all aware, the
Golden Sprocket Awards will be announced
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this morning.
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Let me just say, the very concept of
judging art is fundamentally flawed.
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Hey, you want to come over Friday night?
The Golden Sprocket Awards are on TV.
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I don't know.
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What, get a hot date?
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I, uh, I hope so.
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Larry, seriously, she doesn't even know
your name.
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Sure she does. I'm her director.
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Larry, you're only going to get your
heart broken again.
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You're gonna lose that girl.
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Try to make her stay.
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You're gonna lose that girl.
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Don't throw it all away. Emily!
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Sorry, Emmanuel.
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I was just, uh... Window shopping?
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Only girls for you, huh?
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I like people.
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Good, kind, sexy people.
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Is there anything wrong with that?
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Oh, God, no.
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So there's maybe a chance then?
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A threesome?
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That's why I like you, Cooper.
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You say exactly what you mean.
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I mean what I say.
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It's a lost cause.
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I'm not giving up.
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Even if I have to rip up every pipe in
this house.
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It just wasn't meant to be, you know?
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Whoa, where's the fire?
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Is James here? I gotta speak to him.
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The little boy's got his finger in the
dike.
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Thought that was Karen.
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You're wasting your time.
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I need a favor.
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A big one.
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I'm a little busy here, bud.
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You're class president now, right? So
they say.
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But so far, not a single blowjob from an
intern.
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Where's the love?
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Can you use your connections to get me a
pair of tickets to the Golden Sprocket
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Awards? That's a tough ticket to get.
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Pretty prestigious in these parts.
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I need them.
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Bad. Sophie will do anything if I can
get her in.
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Anything.
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I remember that word.
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Anything.
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All right.
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Here's what you got to do.
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Uh, hello?
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Okay, the dean's not here.
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All right. Second drawer, left -hand
side.
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Hang on.
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Why do I have to be naked?
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You want those tickets or not?
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Top floor.
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Left -hand side.
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Just do as I say, and you're going to be
seeing selfies, Golden Globes.
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Hang on.
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There's no tickets in here, just your
academic file.
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Oh. Well, while you're there, how about
just putting that baby through the
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shredder? What the?
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Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. I'm a dead
man. Excuse me.
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Larry?
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Whoa.
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You scared the piss out of me.
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James told me I could find you here.
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Why are you naked?
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I was... I was looking for something.
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Um, like maybe some clothes?
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Wait. You said James sent you here?
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Why would he do that?
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To give you these.
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How'd you get those?
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They're for nominees.
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How'd you... James called in a few
favors, got me in to see the nominating
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committee. You begged?
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I didn't have to. I just showed him your
film.
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Congratulations, you've been nominated
for Best First Film.
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Oh, really?
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All right.
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Now listen up.
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Tyler's been put on double secret
probation.
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One more slip -up and that jackass is
history.
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I have a test coming up. I need to
practice my oral French.
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Kevin, I need to tell you something.
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Just let your fingers do the talking.
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I do
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Being with guys?
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No, I haven't really thought about it. I
haven't needed to.
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You don't think of these things because
of what's happened with this Freddy, no?
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He definitely gave the male species a
bad name, no doubt.
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This Cooper, he's a good guy, oui?
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Yeah, but he's part of the male species,
and I can't be trusted.
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Relax.
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Yes. Let's go.
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Have fun.
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That's what I did the first time.
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That's what gets me into trouble. If I
sleep with him, then... He is not this
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ready. He won't... Don't... Don't even
say it.
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I just don't want you to miss out.
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It's choking me.
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Well, it's all that I could find at last
minute.
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What the hell am I doing?
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What am I doing? I can't do this. What
am I going to say to Sophie? I'm going
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make a fool of myself.
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Worse than writing the dean's office
naked this morning?
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Well, no. I can't believe James talked
me into that.
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Relax. You're going to be fine.
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You got nominated for a prestigious
award.
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There's going to be producers and agents
there. Hey, you never know.
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Oh, great. More pressure.
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Just be yourself.
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You were right, Ciara.
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Sophie didn't even know my name.
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She will after tonight, after they
announce that you're the winner of this
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award.
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Well, what am I going to say?
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I get tongue -tied. You know, I can't do
this. Look, I'll be right
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there with you.
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In the limo?
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Oh, God, I know I don't have any game,
but bringing another girl on a date is a
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total passion killer.
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I'm not going to be in the limo. I'm
going to follow you. Here, take this.
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What the... Oh.
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Now repeat after me.
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It's going to be just fine.
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It's going to be just fine.
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I mean, you look... You look really
beautiful tonight.
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I know.
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I mean, thank you.
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nomination brings you together
creatively, spiritually, physically.
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So this nomination?
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I hope it can bring us together.
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Physically? Say, I think that she's a
very special girl.
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You're a very special girl.
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I think.
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You think?
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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No, just repeat what I say.
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No, no. Just repeat what I say.
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You're a very special girl.
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That's kinky.
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Forget it. Just tell her that she makes
you feel like... You make me feel
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like... Shit!
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Shit.
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I make you feel like what?
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Hold on, just let me grab it. I just
need to grab it.
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What is wrong with you? Are you drunk?
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All right, just listen to me. Reach out
for her hand, look into her eyes, and
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smile.
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Fuck my ear!
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Fuck your ear?
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That's sick!
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Oh!
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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Tell her you never believed in love.
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I never believed in love.
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Until it walked right up to you, caught
you off guard, and made your crazy head
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spin. Until it walked right up to me,
caught me off guard, and made my head
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spin.
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But you walked up to me.
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I heard your name and nothing else ever
since.
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I heard your name and nothing else ever
since.
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That was really sweet.
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess it was.
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I heard your name, Larry.
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I'm not too sure about this, Coop.
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This is going to be a chance.
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I'll make you some.
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I'd like to thank the Academy.
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Tell me I'm a star.
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You're a superstar.
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Tell me you're going to win that award.
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Oh, I'm going to win. I'm going to win.
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ought to work on act three buddy i know
i just i just got a little excited you
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better win that award i'm not sleeping
my way into the bottom i want you to
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me for who i am not what i can do for
you i do want you for who you are you
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don't even know my name sure i do larry
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We tried to get past today, but it
seemed
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like nothing would give until we pushed
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each other away and said it would be so
easy
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to live.
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We'll talk like it was the first for
you.
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All of the time there was no escaping
the truth.
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Guessing it didn't go so well.
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What happened?
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I didn't win the award.
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Then Sophie got mad.
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Then she dragged me outside and beat the
shit out of me.
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And then she hopped in the limo and took
off.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm not.
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I don't think it's too much to ask to
want to be with a girl who at least
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your name.
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Yeah.
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Want a ride?
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Where's Emmanuel?
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I'm sorry. Please, don't be.
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Everything is okay, yes?
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Everything's going to be.
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You know more about France than I do.
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You have never been?
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Never even left this place.
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Never been on a plane. Never seen the
ocean.
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This is so sad, no?
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Sometimes I just want to...
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Pack a bag and leave.
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I'll show you something.
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What's that for?
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Close your eyes.
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Fill the dark.
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We're at land.
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This is where you belong.
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See your destiny.
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Did you throw again?
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I think I should, probably, yes.
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You have soft hands for a man.
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Thank you, I guess.
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No, it's a compliment.
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I like soft hands.
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You like women, no?
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Usually.
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It's so different being touched by a
woman than being touched by a man.
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How is it different?
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The way it feels.
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What it means.
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A woman can touch you so lightly.
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Without any intentions, without any
threat, any danger.
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Like this?
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Yeah, like that.
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Maybe it's not just a woman who can do
this.
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I've never met a man that can touch me
like that.
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Maybe you just have.
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Maybe I just have.
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00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,080
It's a big world out there.
265
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,220
Anything is possible.
266
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,640
Yes.
267
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,660
Anything. Anything.
268
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:43,929
Fucking snap.
269
00:28:47,510 --> 00:28:50,010
I need a bigger boat.
270
00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:52,390
Give it up. The ring's long gone.
271
00:28:52,710 --> 00:28:54,070
Look, I'm not giving up, Ophelia.
272
00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:58,150
If I give up, then... Then there'll be
other rings.
273
00:28:59,050 --> 00:29:00,070
No, there won't.
274
00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:04,890
Okay, when I bought that ring for you, I
knew it was forever.
275
00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:07,090
Really?
276
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,840
to speak to him ASAP.
277
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,560
What's the big rush?
278
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:32,180
He's from the veneer agency.
279
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,740
They saw Larry's film at the award show
and they want to sign him up.
280
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,160
I'm going to be a star.
281
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:52,020
What in the hell is going on here? Now
we have to get these divorce papers
282
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,120
signed or we're going to get kicked out
of the house.
283
00:29:54,410 --> 00:29:55,890
Defton fucks me in the hole.
284
00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:58,690
Where are you? You're trying to kill me.
285
00:29:58,930 --> 00:29:59,869
Where are you?
286
00:29:59,870 --> 00:30:00,870
I'll break everything.
287
00:30:01,150 --> 00:30:03,110
What are you doing in bed?
288
00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:04,550
It isn't my little change.
289
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:05,890
Oh, God.
290
00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:14,750
She's never ever, never ever better than
me.
291
00:30:16,010 --> 00:30:20,010
She's never ever, never ever better than
me.
292
00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,850
She's never ever.
293
00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:24,690
Ever better than me.
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