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Take the trip with the blast.

A new beginning.

A roller coaster.

Flying, zinging, zinging.

You know it's a smash.

When it hits you, I'm going to paint a
picture. I want to come and get you. You

want to start something excellent.

You want to be me, but I'm for real.

I feel it'll be the centerfold, sir.

Losers. Not this year. Shark. All the
way.

Just because you think we'll go all the
way doesn't mean you're seen.

Of course, you missed one.

We're the West Coast Sharks, and we got
fight.

We got what it takes to win this fight.

Check, you give, you know, you owe.

We move in motion, we look bold.

The hearts and tracks of their team, a
loser even in...

Have fun, Ruben. We're here to win.

Do you think East Coast is here to have
fun? Hell no, it's no fun.

Okay, I won't use the F word anymore.

Look, this year we are taking the title
and going on the world tour.

Hail to the year.

Let's bet some East Coast attitude.

Uh, reality check. The Jets have beat us
three years in a row.

What's your problem, Doom Cookie?

No problem.

Let the disemboweling begin.

Dibs on their entrance.

Cheer TV is live at the Hard Rock Hotel
at Universal Orlando, and I'm here with

Pepper Driscoll and Vance Voorhees,
owners of the two rival cheer camps.

Pepper, can you tell us a little bit
about the All -Star Cheer Camp

Championship? I'd love to. Well, this
year is extra special because the

squad will represent our great nation on
a cheer exhibition world tour.

That's right. And my teams will come in
at least first and second place again.

Peppers' camp has both championed squads
that epitomize the clash in American

cheer style.

In fact, last year, one of her squads,
the East Coast Jets, with their

traditional cheer moves, narrowly
defeated the West Coast Sharks. Another

Peppers' squads, shown here with their
new wave dance stylings, inspired by

music video choreography.

In the cheer world, the controversy is
brewing over what exactly defines

cheerleading, precision or flavor.

Speaking of controversy, Vance, is the
bad blood between Gore Camp Victory and

Pepper's Camp Spirit Thunder related to
your divorce?

Of course not. We're both professionals.
We handle our craft seriously.

Which is why I can say that this year a
Camp Victory team will vanquish all

comers. By vanquish, you mean third
again.

No. This year Camp Victory has a secret
weapon.

Bull twinkle. You do not. We do, and I
guess you're going to have to wait and

see. Well, we'll all see in this
Saturday's World Cheer Exhibition right

Cheer TV.

Everybody in PAX needs to practice their
home routine.

We just got here.

Yeah, and if you want to leave here
winners, it's going to take practice,

practice, and more practice. And after
that... Oh, my God, Carson.

I'm, like, so glad you came back this
year.

Hey, Brooke.

Of course we came back. After losing to
us three years in a row, it's, like, so

brave. Yo, can we burn this East Coast
trash?

You know what? They're not even worth
it, Aisha.

Give it up, Brooke.

We're not going to play like that. Oh.

Oh, you mean, like, champion?

Yeah. Not really your thing, huh?

Practice in ten minutes.

I

think

it's time for a little guerrilla
warfare.

Brooke, where are we going to find
gorillas?

Just follow my lead.

Five,

six, seven, eight. One, two, four, five,
and six.

I will slice you like government cheese.
I need to get a rest. I didn't know the

government made cheese.

You better watch it.

Uh, you go, girl.

You know what? I need to rework that
transition anyway.

So, free time until opening ceremony.

You kind of got skid marks.

Good. Now the police can track down the
stroller.

Hey, why do I feel like I met you
before?

Hmm, I don't know. Maybe in a prior
life?

Well, I was thinking this one, but now
that sounds right.

So where you from?

California. A place called Eden Hill.

You? Nowhere and everywhere.

You know, I'm an army brat. Hmm, doesn't
just rank with brat.

I've never been out of the country.

You just moved back from London.

Really?

We're going there soon.

Oh, you're going to love me.

You know me so well.

Oh, no doubt. You know, in our prior
life, when we were guards at Buckingham

Palace, you were the hottie wearing that
bearskin hat.

Of course, all the guards were trying to
hook up with you.

Oh, right. Let me guess. You offended my
honor.

No, I was trying to get answers.

Hey,

you ever done the double dragon?

What?

Hey, hold up, Skids.

What if I want to see you again?

Number?

916 -555 -0190.

Cool. Now I got your number, Skids.

It's Carson.

And?

You need help wiping that off.

Just so you know, I'm not mad anymore.

I might waste it all out of my system.

Now hurry up, or we're going to be late
for the opening ceremony.

Why him?

Why now?

Why who?

Aisha, I met this guy.

What? I wasn't even sure you remember
what guys were.

His name is Penn, and he's so... Carson
Freeze.

He's awesome and smart, but in a good
way. And he's hot.

I wanted to lick his abs.

But you didn't, right?

No.

I need to stay focused.

That means no cute boys.

Right now, beating the Jets is my top
priority.

And you're doing the right thing. I
know.

So can I have them?

I like your hair that way, Chelsea.

It's a new gel.

My hair always looks better when there's
something sticky.

All right, who is she?

What? The girl who's making you stupid.

All right, check it out.

I met her today when I was running.

Her name's... Carson?

Right. Wrong.

She's a shark.

She's the freaking captain of the
sharks. What did she say? What did she

Did she ask about her routines?

Yeah, right.

Chain was the last thing we talked
about.

Pen, she's like your sworn enemy.

I swear it.

Trust me, she's not my enemy.

Pen,

you need to know.

Carson's a two -faced, back -biting, man
-eating shark. Yeah, and guys hate

fighters.

Why are you guys busting on me?

Because you don't take.

Yeah, I think I do.

Don't flatter yourself, Penn.

This is about our team.

About winning. So now what, Captain?

You're going to forbid me from seeing
Carson?

I would never do that.

Good, because it wouldn't work.

He can't date a shark!

Don't, Chelsea.

Watch and learn.

Welcome to our new choreographer,
Chicago!

All right, all eyes on me.

Now I want you all to remember this
gorgeous face, because it will haunt you

your sleep.

Now I believe in hard work.

Winning knows no pain.

So when I say jump, I want to hear how
high.

Now jump.

about. Don't hate the play, baby.

Okay, Gracie, Charizola is a little
scary.

What? I love her.

She's a kind of black woman gay man
emulate.

It's amazing.

tradition here at Camp Spirit Thunder.

This spirit stick was given to me by the
father of cheerleading himself, Herky

Herkimer. It embodies the heart and the
soul of cheerleading, and it brings the

luck of the cheer spirits.

So, each team will be able to experience
its powerful aura for one

night.

of the championships will have the
honors first.

The East Coast Jets.

Just a warning.

Lose the stick and you will face the
wrath of the cheer god.

I once knew a cheerleader who misplaced
the stick for just one day and she broke

her leg.

You're simply so tough.

So guard it with your lives, people.

You will find good fortune while it's in
your possession, Jets.

Cheers to the neck down.

Words, Shorty. Use your words.

Pins.

Abs. Pins.

Go Jets.

Oh, girl.

You know a cheer crypt can't be hitting
you with a tear of blood.

What, that I was a male cheerleader?

Sure. That's a real panty dropping.

Look, I didn't mean any... Did Brooke
pay you to play me?

Sucks to be you, huh?

Carson, I didn't know you were a
cheerleader.

Like, what's the big deal? I'm a jet.

So what? So what?

I cannot have an interterrestrial
relationship.

Hello? Greetings, Camp Spirit Thunder.

Just a friendly video postcard from Camp
Victory.

Looking very forward to seeing the...

We've got a secret weapon this year.

Say, Pepper, how many of your kids can
throw a round -off back handspring

full twist?

Oh, none?

Meet the new and improved Flamingos.

See you at the game.

The Flamingos?

They can barely stand on one leg.

Everybody, it is all right.

Vance Voorhees is just trying to psych
us out, okay? And it didn't work last

year, and it's not going to work. We
always win.

Nothing's going to stop us this week.

Except the shark.

Your little trick's not going to work,
Brooke.

Making sure I knew Penn was a jet makes
it that much easier to resist him.

Ouch. I'm no player, but I thought I had
a little game.

Sorry, Penn, but I've only got one thing
on my mind, and that is crushing your

squad.

Not even in your dreams, Carson.

We're done here. Let's go.

calm and see if they have the keychains
that light up.

If pink's the new black, what's the new
pink?

Aisha, I'm trying to work here.

I have to find a curious stunt that'll
knock East Coast on their face.

Sorry.

It doesn't matter.

I can't concentrate anyway.

Hey, you need to get serious, because I
don't care how cute he is.

We are here to win, right?

Shoot out, sister, yo.

Girl, go to sleep.

Tomorrow's going to be fun.

Do it again.

Go. Go.

All right, Reuben, you're up. P -E -A -C
-E.

Peace to the Middle East. Go planet.

He can't do that, can he? I mean, if he
fears for peace, then the terrorists

win. Bye.

what sells the performance. So I want
everyone to give me big facials because

you have to remember that points will be
deducted for bad facials, okay?

All right, all right, you guys. Now, any
of those dance moves can be used in a

cheerleading. Since when is dance a part
of cheerleading anyway?

Since the world first started
recognizing that cheerleading was real.

I mean, think about it, you guys. If
you've got some dope cheerleading,

doing some hot dance moves.

You got some crazy tumbling? What do you
have?

You got a triple threat, right?

Triple threat right here.

Yo, I got this. Okay, okay.

Bring it, Sue.

Ain't like they can hang when the
sickest is cracking and popping her

collarbone.

You smell me?

I'm keeping it real, sister.

Keeping it real for who?

You need to just be you. Okay, boo? Just
be you.

I love it when we win. The only thing
that's better is when it's twice as long

and I get a double header.

Your card.

First off, we're going to start with
happy.

Happy!

Here comes the big wink for you and the
bad judge. Big wink. There we go.

Come on, girl.

Sometimes I have seen better facials at
a funeral. And I'm talking about the

corpses.

Oh, we like that, do we?

Oh,

gosh. Okay.

All right.

You just won't face it. Come on.

If you hate cheerleading so much, why do
you do it? For Satan.

That's a shiny nugget I did not need to
know.

Satan is my car.

My parents promised me payments and
insurance if I joined the squad.

Well, my parents promised me a car if I
stopped cheerleading.

And if I nailed a girl?

I did my own apartment.

See, that was almost a facial.

Yeah, in Transylvania.

Step off, Brooke.

Who are you, her fairy goth mother?

Brooke, get over yourself.

And stop sweating my team. Why would
anyone listen to you?

You suck as a gymnast and a captain,
too.

Cheer off, sharks.

Yeah.

The things we do will make you beat.

So watch us strike our muscle bones.

While you all dance and jump, we go.

That was cute. Your pose was welcome.
All of you have belly woes. Once again,

groove with flair. The moves we do use
what is there. So listen quick while

face gets cracked.

One, two, three, you're whacked. Your
rhymes are flat, but we're still good.

still can slug her from the hood. What
do you call?

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

That was Sadie, Brooke.

Please, you totally popped the chubber.

Hey, Brooke.

What? You've got no clue you're in the
dark.

Come on, baby kids. If we all just
imagine this world's a fabulous place,

happen.

I see children frolicking under a
rainbow, eating hormone -free treats.

Oh, a unicorn.

I see mutant turtles gnawing on
festering human flesh.

You need Jesus.

Or a prozac.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up,
Reuben, but I'm more mad at myself than

Brooke.

I let her get to me.

That's why we lost the cheer -off.

Yeah, that's right.

You gonna finish the tea?

Hey, I heard you had kind of a rough
day, huh? But your luck's about to

Okay, all right.

West Coast Sharks, may the luck of Herky
smile on you as it has for me.

this a little extreme?

You know how nasty some cheerleaders can
be when they're alive?

Do you really want to risk the dead
one's hating on you? Then let's do this

right.

Fire.

Water.

Earth.

Air. Spirit stick.

You know what this really needs to pop?

The blood of a virgin.

Okay, why are you guys looking at me?
Come on, Carson.

It's just a little pinprick.

If she can take a little prick, she
wouldn't be a virgin.

You coming?

Hell to the yeah.

Where?

You wouldn't be into it.

Cheer poker with the prairie dogs.

What's the buy -in?

Sarah, this is cheer poker.

Sounds like easy picking.

Wait. Who's going to guard the seer's
desk?

You know what?

You guys go.

I'm captain.

I'll do the take duty.

Thanks. Thanks, boo. What room is the
poker game?

Dumpy dog family. Sweet.

Why can't I delete you?

Down here.

Penn, what are you doing?

Well, you don't answer my calls or
texts, so I had to do it old school and

up in person.

Don't make me serenade you. Penn, you're
dead.

We can't... I know, I know.

Look, let's just do the ride.

No cheer talk, I promise.

The double dragon?

Now you're talking.

I'll meet you.

Later.

You had fun, didn't you?

Hey, I know how to play, bro.

What? I take cheering seriously.

You know, a team's counting on me. I'm
not going to let them down.

Word on the street, it's just summer
camp.

Yeah, maybe for you.

We worked our butts off just to get
here.

So did we.

And we didn't raise a lot of money.

You know, wet t -shirt car washes.

Trust me, I know.

Anyways.

Winning a competition like this, it
could really help my chance of getting a

scholarship to college.

I even had to get a team scholarship
just to get here.

Yeah, so did I.

You know, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

In my case, it is.

What do you mean?

Look, don't get all serious on me,
Skate. Come on.

You fumbled on the flop.

We'll trick you on the turn.

Now here comes the river and the P -Dog
boo -boo burn. P -Dogs think you can

fool us sharks with poker faces?

You are so bluffing, Prairie Dog. I call
trip cowboys. I beat that.

How about my three bullets shoot down
your cowboy?

P -Dog rules!

Oh, yeah? How about a Texas titty -toss
down the house? Hey, what are you doing?

A world tour is no big deal to me, and
I've been overseas my whole life.

Well, if you win again, you can get a
cheer scholarship, too.

To West Point?

Okay, wait, why would you go there?

You're a musician and a dancer.

Yeah, well, my father's the son of
immigrants, and they came from nothing.

And after he made a career out of the
military, he had everything.

So all his sons went to West Point.

There's five of us, and, well, I'm the
last one.

So my parents, well, my father expects
it.

Well, can't you talk to him?

I mean, won't he let you cheer somewhere
else?

Wait, he doesn't know?

My dad was evil colon.

I kind of told him I joined the
Taekwondo team.

Can I tell you a secret?

Just between us?

Sure.

What? Even though my family has money, I
took a team scholarship because I

didn't want them to find out about cheer
camp.

Oh.

Well, does your team know?

Weak, huh?

So, where did your dad think you wanted
to go?

Extreme Warrior Martial Arts Camp.

He watched me pack my nunchucks.

Well, you sharks do stick together.

Oh, go get Carson.

Honey, that girl could wear a thong.

Yeah, my girl needs to learn to hang.

But we need to take the show to my crib.

She's guarding the stick there. Come on.

Yo, Carson dipped out.

And took the sex.

Where?

Maybe my girl learned to hang. Come on,
let's go find her.

You know, I just really got going.

I told you my darkest secret.

Yeah, I know, but... Look.

When was the last time you just danced
for fun without being thrown in the air

every few seconds?

Hmm.

about a month or three years ago.

Jeff Boyd thinks he can handle West
Coast moves. I think Shark Girl's asking

wrong question.

What's the one bringing here? Too many
haters.

Who else can we look?

You need to check yourself.

We were just hanging out.

Carson, give us back the spirit stick.

You junk up as crime out here with all
these civilians.

Ruben, it's in our room.

No, it's not.

Why do you think we're out here looking
for you?

Somebody jacked it.

And now we know for sure who.

Jet.

Jet kick ass from east to west. And
speaking of coincidence.

You lost the spirit stick?

Ooh. You shirked Sertuna.

Just give it back.

Carson, this isn't a jet spank. I
wouldn't scam you like this.

Come on, Carson.

It's just a big coincidence how he got
you out of your room and then the spirit

stick was stolen.

Seems wrong. He didn't tell you he was a
jet when he met you.

Right. This has cheer bitches, Yankee
paw prints all over it.

Don't let them play us again, Carson.
It's our year, remember?

This is so whack. Look, Carson, I hope
you look for the stupid stick, all

What? Stupid stick?

Yeah. I'll help you look, too.

Don't get all crazy about this, okay?
No, it's not okay.

How can I trust someone who lies to his
own team?

You know, he didn't need you guys to
raise travel money for the trip.

He was too scared to tell his dad about
cheer camp.

She's a liar.

Right, Penn?

No, bro.

I should have just believed you when you
said sharks and jets were sworn

enemies.

Now I know why.

You showed your true colors, didn't you?

And you should. You're just a jet.

Have fun being cursed, Luther.

Hey, we sold candy bars for you, dude.

I'll pay back the money, okay?

Uh -oh.

So, it's true.

You lost my spirit stick.

Pepper, I'm sorry. Look, I got strapped.
Well, it was up to you to guard it with

your lives.

We'll find it, Pepper.

Oh, you better.

Yeah, so on the real?

What happens if we don't? Oh, who knows?

You remember that cheerleader I was
telling you about? Uh -huh. Well, after

broke her leg, her entire team got some
kind of nasty stomach virus, and they

all vomited on the competition floor,
all right? And needless to say, everyone

was happy to see them go home the next
day, including the judges.

Okay, stop.

We are not cursed.

Not even the spirits that God can take
this victory away from us.

We are going to win, damn it.

Pyramid, seven, eight. One, two, three,
four, five, six.

You guys, get up.

This is one fast acting curse.

Curse. Let

the

curse be with you.

This is all the money I've got on me
right now.

So I can give you the rest as soon as I
can.

Right?

That's not what I care about.

So what's your deal, Ben?

Do you want to be here or not?

At this minute?

Not so much.

I'm serious.

We want to win.

And now you know what kind of snake
those sharks really are.

Yeah. They're like... snarks.

I get it, Chelsea.

Do you?

Look, I get it.

You're not into me.

Nothing's going to happen.

But it will happen for this team.

And the only way it's going to work is
if we do this together.

Yeah.

So are you, like, with us or what?

J to the E to the T to the S.

Just kick ass from east to west.

You know they stole the fit.

It don't matter who took it. We got to
butt the cap in this curve.

Even Reuben thinks so now. You know
what?

I think it's time for Sarah to do her
thing.

A cheer sacrifice?

Has it really come to that?

Well, if it'll get us a win, we'll do it
at midnight.

Oh, mighty volunteer angels, we summon
thee from darkness.

We're sorry about your spirits, Vic. But
shouldn't you be cursing the skanky

succubi that stole it?

Not us.

While you process our request, will you
please accept our sacrifices?

Go spirits!

It wouldn't hurt.

Girl, you have lucky strapless.

If you love something, set it free.

Oh, my God.

The spirit spirits are here.

They don't sound cheerful.

Maybe it was just the wind.

Yeah, stuff that you don't deserve.

Like we need to steal the spirit stick
to win.

You couldn't even beat me in a cheer
-off.

Loser. All right, that's it. You want a
real battle?

Sharks and Jets. Right now.

Fair fight. No contact.

Let's go.

Come on, you guys. Go around the corner.

Hey,

Snarks.

Bye.

What happened tonight is an all -time,
an all -time low for Camp Spirit

You just ruined this camp's chances
against Vance.

And even worse, you lost my spirit
stick.

Brooke, give Pepper back her spirit
stick. Hey, loser, if I had the stick,

would my team have gotten hurt? Because
your team started the rumble. You don't

even deserve it.

Enough!

You kids have let down yourselves.

Your camp and your country.

Take a look around.

Neither of you have enough team members
to compete now.

So in the morning, when you get up,
there'll be buses here waiting to take

all home.

Good night.

Tomorrow, we need to whip those little
prairie dogs into shape.

And girlfriend, you better pray for a
miracle.

You chose to surrender the best thing
that's happened to you.

What were you missing?

Were you just driven?

Running away from your fear was the best
you could do.

You made this decision.

You chose our division.

Let's just go home and pretend this
whole sorry trip never happened.

What a nightmare.

Where's the spirit stick, Brooke?

I know you have it. You are... Bill, the
rock star, stupid.

Why would I keep the stick and stay
cursed?

Can we all just get over it? Even Paris
and Nicole said they're dead.

Shut up, Ruben!

a sick individual.

Now just go to sleep.

I don't need any more drama tonight,
okay?

But that means Ben had nothing to do
with it either.

Half of your friends would attend before
they ever knew why they are

going to this party I'm throwing.

They would be thinking that I would be

You guys, we can't leave like this.

It's like we're giving up.

I promised you guys a way, and we're
gonna get one.

I don't think you stole the spirit stick
anymore.

Like I give a flying tuck what you
think.

Well, I do think you want to win camp
championships as much as I do.

So what?

Well, if there was any chance to stay
and compete, you'd consider it, right?

Even if we're not coming together.

Ew, that's like cheer stuff.

Chelsea, I meant combining our teams.

Look, it's about not quitting.

Pepper wants her camp to win. I think
she'll help us.

Brilliant plan, Carson.

Look, I think the Jets are already on
the spirits hit list. Because of you.

Okay, well, if we leave now, we'll all
say curse.

Come on, Brooke.

Boo that, freak.

We're out of here.

Pen?

Look, I'm sorry for... Well, it's kind
of a long list.

Later, Carl.

You can call me Skid.

What?

You wanted me to say yes to Hilary Duff.
Light.

Drop on a pair, Penn.

Can I borrow yours?

Don't even try to outbidge me.

Yeah, Brooke's like the Olympics
champion.

No doubt.

I just never paid you for a quitter. I'm
not quitting, Penn.

I'm embracing my future, which is
freaking right.

Everyone says so.

They say a lot of other stuff about her,
too, you know. Shut up, Chelsea.

Okay, we're in.

Yes.

I'm captain, of course.

You two perform together in wood.

A cheer death match?

No, we would be co -captains.

Pepper, even with only half our squad,
you still got the best cheerleaders in

camp. Hey, P -Dog, it is only a jump if
your feet come off the ground.

Okay, hon?

Pep, I'm trying to tell you, these
prairie dogs are so bad, they can't even

over. Don't give up on them yet.

Come on, y 'all. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,

15, 16, 17, 18, 19,

20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,
30. Please give us a second chance.

Sorry, don't believe in those angel
pants, so y 'all just...

No flamingo could throw down like that
last year. Get out of my camp, Voorhees!

Hey, we're just passing through, ma 'am.
Don't get your score in a twist.

Wouldn't it be fun to, like, rip him a
new one in championships?

All right, you guys. We called you all
here to tell you that Pepper got

with the council.

And now all we need is a new name.

I was thinking the East -West Garrett.

Ain't that an Amtrak train?

I have a cool name, like Tomcat or
Bennifer.

How about the Jarks?

How about... the Sharks?

Ew.

How about the Shets?

I mean, I don't see you guys coming up
with something better.

All right. Uh, we're the Shets.

Mm -mm. Mm -mm.

This ain't gonna work.

Remember what happened to Tupac and
Biggie? We'll make it work.

We're combining the best parts of both
routines. Now get up. Up, guys. Come on,

you guys. Positions. Get up.

And then Chelsea's in the back.

I so don't see the background. Tell her,
Brooke.

What if it's Gothasaurus?

Step to the back.

Because Gothasara can dance little ass
off.

Now let's try this.

Come on.

Chelsea.

Five,

six, seven, eight. One, two.

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. Ready?

Try it.

5, 6, 7, 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1,

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Last one.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

I'll be back before next practice.

Um, you know, I was hoping that we could
talk. And by talk, I mean, you know, I

thought that maybe we could have a do
-over.

Do -over?

Carson, I think we're done.

Look, Penn, I'm sorry I accused you of
stealing the spirit stick.

And, of course, embarrassing you and
telling everyone your darkest secret.

That was bad, but this could be going
better.

Carson, I'm gonna work my ass off to
help our team win.

But you and me, I think we should stick
to our own coast.

All right?

Then I need to be next to you.

Baby, you've got to move on and make it
through.

I need you next to me.

Pepper's lost her mind.

I think she put out an Amber Alert, too.

Man, I'd love to know. Okay.

I smell a key dog.

No.

I bet it was a flamingo. Look, either
way, let's just hope the curse is done.

We need all the help we can get.

You know what? You're right.

Let's pack up our routine one more time.

Ow! You guys! Ow!

But I can cheer you up.

Don't be a wad, Ben.

Go find Carson.

Excuse me?

Yeah, I know.

Never thought I'd say those words.

But hey, if you're into a bony -ass and
cankles, then what the hell?

Not up.

Go get her, fool.

Yeah, but after she ratted me out, I
can't make myself trust her, you know?

not?

Damn.

I must be insane.

Doesn't mean I have to be.

Do what you want, Pen.

But don't be a pendejo.

Bro, thanks.

Who are they doing to be an amiga?

Whatever.

By the way, you're a boss.

I'm double -jointed.

Five, six, seven, eight. One, two,
three, four. Five, six, seven, eight.

two, three, four. Five, six, seven,
eight. One and two and three and four.

ever heard of this new thing called
counting?

Everybody stretch, now.

Ever heard of teamwork? Shut up, Carson.

Yo, watch it, cuz.

Yo, stop frontin', cuz. I heard you, but
Chicago, you're not just an Oreo,

Aisha. You double stuff.

You're wrong, Brooke.

My girl, she been pullin' drive -bys
since she was a shorty. Yo, she was

drinkin' four ways off the nipple.

Carson? So don't be getting all up in
her Kool -Aid, Biatch, because I have

what she's done to ugly swamp donkeys
like you for shizzle.

Carson, it's over.

Are you sure? I cannot watch you for
shizzle ever again.

Good.

Look, y 'all, all this girl please and
Carson, it ain't me.

I mean, it isn't me.

I just did it to get your respect.

See, the real Aisha got teased every day
in junior high for being an Oreo.

You know, black on the outside, white on
the inside.

And I've been hood ratting it up ever
since.

Ooh, you're whiter than me.

Maybe so, but that's who I am.

Just the black girl who enunciates.

Do you have something to say?

Hey. If you want respect that badly,
just be a bitch, like me.

Same respect, half the effort.

Get the bitches out the bag.

Truth out.

I'm a virgin.

Technically.

I just ask that way so guys will like
me.

But it's really hard being slutty all
the time.

I don't know how you do it, Brooke.

My parents aren't bribing me to be a
cheerleader.

I do it because cheerleading is dark and
twisted.

Are you high?

No. Think about it.

We cheer for the other team's failure
just as much as we cheer for our own

team's victory.

That's so twisted.

Sarah.

Okay, I'm a little high.

Y 'all, this is like confession.

I'm out of here.

No, wait.

I have something to confess.

This should be good.

Miss USA has a secret.

Spill, Tara Connor.

I'm scared.

It's okay, Carson.

You can do it.

No, that's it.

I'm scared.

You know, I act like the fearless
captain who's not afraid to go for it,

reality, going for it is my biggest
fear.

I'm so confused.

But don't let it stop you. I mean, it
happens all the time.

Yeah, what I meant was... I just wish I
could believe in myself as much as I

believe in all of you.

I'm not gay.

I like girls.

A lot.

Are you serious?

I'm straight.

You girls just assumed, so... Once you
started changing in front of me, I

couldn't stop you.

And then... And I was, like, committed.

Hold up.

There's no way this guy's not gay, and
I'll prove it.

Okay.

He is not gay.

No, but he is dead!

Hey, Mom.

Hey, can I speak to the general?

All right.

Hello, sir.

No, everything's fine.

I'm fine.

No, I'm great.

Actually, I'm not at warrior camp
exactly.

I'm at cheer camp.

Because I'm a cheerleader.

Yes, one of those.

Sir.

Dad.

Dad, excuse me, puppy.

Listen.

Here's the funny thing. When you hear
the rest, cheerleading is going to sound

like the good part.

About West Point.

Okay, that was traumatic, but good,
right?

I mean, now we can work as a team. Yeah,
a team of three.

We are not a team, okay?

We can't combine our teams, and this is
a dumbass idea.

Tell them, Ruben, we can do this.

We blow. We cannot do this, because
we're cursed, all of us.

Holy crap, Ruben.

Snap out of it.

What have you done with Happy, Ruben?

It's weird, you know?

Now that I'm not gay anymore.

I'm not gay anymore.

Okay, we're freaks. But let's make that
work for us.

Come on, you guys. I mean, there has to
be some way that we can perform

together.

We can start with a couple.

I'll take the lead.

So, like, we're going to copy them.
We're going to move to the right and to

left.

Like that, right?

Here we go.

Hey, you want to try this?

I'm cool about you coming out of the
state closet.

Please, you're just saying that so I'll
try to catch you.

Try?

All right. Five, six, seven, eight. I
never thought that she would.

Maybe we should make sure.

Compare the opposing armies who may know
where strength lies.

Recon?

Hey guys, we need to get some disguises.

They practice on stage 70A. Find it.

Supplements ready?

Recompositions by texting only.

Break.

Al, I'm right next to you.

Thank you.

Hey, Ron, get the gate for me.

The flamingo's just started.

I need more time for my flamingos and my
friends.

Keep up the good work.

I guess he probably would laugh at us,
huh?

He's not big into laughter.

You know, I told him everything.

Really?

Then what did he say about you being a
cheerleader?

Well, that he laughed at.

Covert, cheer up.

2 -2 -1, pyramid.

All right, Ruben, Eric, Nick, you three
in the corner, we need to bathe.

Come on, guys, hurry up.

Go.

Kelsey, watch out for the guard.

Brooke, first level.

All right.

One, two, three.

All right, now cart.

One, two, three.

Get in here.

Seriously? That guy wasn't even a real
guard.

If an enemy leaves the door open, you
must rush in. Art of war.

Oh, my gosh.

Welcome to Geartopia.

State -of -the -art everything.

Is that Lady Trotter?

Choreographer of the stars?

Look on your faces.

That's the same look I had after my
divorce.

So sad to see a dream die.

Anywho, give my best to Pepper, would
you?

Vamp wasn't bluffing.

Their tumult is amazing.

The Flamingos are, like, better than us.

We need to come up with something really
good.

No, really?

I thought we'd come up with something
bad and see if we can win that way.

Sorry. It's a reflex.

What are we going to do? Look, I don't
know. Okay, I can't believe it. After

this, I just wanted to win camp
championships once.

Don't freak out, Carson.

Yeah, easy for you to say. You've won.

Look, our dance routine is better than
theirs.

We just need a triple threat.

Let's think.

What would Sun Studio do?

Make use of concubines who are greedy
for gold.

Don't think Sun Tzu would be riding a
rollercoaster, Carson.

You see how the red and blue rails loop
Kirk Crossman's corks through a way?

Yeah, almost like a double helix.

That'll be the path with two flyers.

Sweet. No one's ever done that before.

We're going to need something new if we
want to win.

Imagine if we pull it off. That'll be
sick.

Oh, cool.

But is it possible?

Yeah, it's going to be real difficult
for the flyers.

Who's going to do it?

Five. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,

13, 14, 15, 16,

17,

18,

19,

20.

All right, you guys, let's do it again.

Who taught you to sew?

Martha Stewart.

All right.

One portable hot press.

Nice work.

Where'd you find that?

Concierges can do anything all over the
world.

Listen to yourself when we win tomorrow.

Where in the world of competition sports
will you find two arch rivals forced by

a dramatic twist of fate?

To join teams and combine their styles
to face a mysterious new challenger?

Well, right here at the All -Star Cheer
Camp Championship, where one of these

teams will win the title and the right
to represent the United States in the

World Cheer Exhibition Tour. And who
will that be?

and in -camp victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, make a lot of
noise.

But she had cash to feed.

Total triplets of the sun.

Not bad. Do I?

Look, no, you guys are all wrong, okay?

We're so good. We just... We want the
car to be pumped up.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

It doesn't really matter what you call
yourself.

Oh, and you call yourself the Flaming
Hoes?

Yeah, that's a bad term.

Introducing to you, the Mighty
Flamingos!

Hope you've been practicing your loser
facial.

Oh, wait, I think you're on.

You are so on.

Come on, girl.

Thank you.

They're even better than I remember.

And they're not even cursed.

Perfect.

Okay, you've got to get over yourself
and fast.

What? Stop psyching yourself out. Look,
I'm totally fine. You're totally not,

and they know it. You're scared.

What else do you want me to say? You've
been right about me all along. I'm not a

good leader. My skills aren't that
great. Are you an idiot?

This is not about skills.

This competition is about showmanship.
And your choreography is going to win it

for us.

So wouldn't you know you're more
creative than me?

Why else would I bother to push you
down?

Arthur, you've got it.

You always have.

But for the chef's sake, now you've got
to bring it.

Hey, it's your year, remember?

No, Brooke.

I'm sorry, dear.

Both of you, I catch you.

or curse.

Getting cursed may have been the best
thing that's ever happened to us.

Without this curse, we would have never
become this team, and here's a stunt

that's never been done before.

I mean, that was amazing.

Here we go.

I have the results right here.

I'll be reading third place, apparently.

In third place, representing South
Dakota, the Prairie Dogs!

Way to go, Dogs!

Look, we all give 100 % when we trust
each other. Who cares about some stupid

old choking world to us?

That stupid stick didn't work in the
first place.

He just ain't, ain't no question. She's
like, oh.

Girl, walk and clap, she's fantastic.

She's blown your mind with her accent.

So just get out the fantastic and think
classic.

Boy's like, oh.

Baby, I can see us moving like that.

Baby, I can see us touching like that.

Baby, I can see us kissing like that.

Baby,

I can see us moving like that.

Baby, I can see us touching like that.

Baby, I can see us kissing like that.

Baby, I need a mother, he said.

See you next time.

What did he say?