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PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...
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I HAVE AN 80% CHANCE
OF GETTING ALZHEIMER'S?
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HAVE YOU BEEN FEELING
OTHER SYMPTOMS LATELY?
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SOMETIMES I FEEL
A LITTLE FOGGY.
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I DON'T SEEM
TO ALWAYS GET THINGS.
WE ALL KNOW IT,
WE LAUGH IT OFF,
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WE SAY,
"ISN'T THE MAD COW CUTE?"
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AT WHAT POINT DO WE ALL ADMIT
THE MAN NEEDS HELP?
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THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE?
WE MAY HAVE TO SHUT OUR DOORS.
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DID I KNOW THIS
AND FORGET?
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YOU'VE BEEN ALMOST LIKE
A BIG SISTER TO ME.
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IF YOU KNEW
THIS CRAZY CATHERINE PIPER...
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DO YOU THINK
THEY CONSIDERED ME SANE?
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IF ONLY THEY COULD KNOW YOU
LIKE I DO.
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***
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(elevator bell dings)
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(indistinct conversations)
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UH...
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(indistinct conversations
continue)
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HELLO, DEAR.
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MAY I HELP YOU?
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YEAH, I'M LOOKING
FOR A LAWYER.
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UH, YES,
I SUSPECTED AS MUCH.
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YOU'RE IN A LAW FIRM.
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UH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DEAR?
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WELL, I, UH, I GOT
INTO HARVARD, AND THEN--
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A PRETTY LITTLE THING LIKE YOU?
(laughs) OH, PLEASE.
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WHO'D WE DO, SWEETHEART?
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THEN THEY RESCINDED
MY ADMISSION,
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AND NOW I WOULD LIKE
TO SUE THEM.
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(laughs)
OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
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UM, KATIE, BE A DEAR
AND HELP THIS YOUNG LADY.
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UH, KATIE WILL
HELP YOU, DEAR.
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WHY DON'T WE GO
TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM?
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OKAY.
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HELLO.
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(gasps)
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WHO ARE YOU?
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UH, I'M CATHERINE, HONEY. D--
(clears throat) WHO ARE YOU?
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CARL SACK.
MAY I HELP YOU?
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I DOUBT IT.
UH, YOU STRIKE ME AS PUSHY.
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MAY I ASK,
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AND I THINK I MAY,
BEING, UH, A SENIOR PARTNER,
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JUST WH-WHAT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I WORK HERE, DEAR.
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YOU WORK HERE?
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YES, DEAR.
WHO HIRED YOU?
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SHIRLEY SCHMIDT DID, DEAR.
SHE'S MY OLDER SISTER.
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I THINK IF SHIRLEY SCHMIDT
HAD HIRED YOU,
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SHE WOULD'VE TOLD ME.
REALLY? DOES SHE
TELL YOU EVERYTHING?
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DID SHE TELL YOU SHE WENT
TO CABO FOR THE WEEK?
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SHE DID,
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AND SHE LEFT ME
A CONTACT NUMBER...
(keypad beeping)
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IF YOU CAN IMAGINE.
WELL, THAT'S LOVELY.
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(Kevin Edelman's "Pimps
N' Trixx" ringtone playing)
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DID SHE TELL YOU HER CALLS
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WERE BEING FORWARDED
TO HER YOUNGER SISTER?
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HELLO.
WHO'S CALLING, PLEASE?
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IS IT THE PUSHY MAN?
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***
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BOOM.
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(makes popping noise)
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OKAY, DENNY,
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I WANT YOU TO COUNT BACKWARDS
BY SEVENS FROM A HUNDRED.
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Why?
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It's just a test.
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(scoffs)
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100.
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93.
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Uh, 86.
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81.
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75.
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4--4, I meant to say.
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4. UH, 1984,
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like the Orwell--
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74.
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WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT?
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No, no, you were down to
74 not 84.
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W-WHATEVER.
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Continue, please.
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74.
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67.
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HELL OF A YEAR--'67.
THE SOX WON THE PENNANT.
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Jimmy Lonborg pitched
a 2-hitter second game,
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and Yaz plunked two out.
Hell of a game.
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WHO PITCHED THE FIRST GAME
OF THAT WORLD SERIES?
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Jose Santiago against, uh,
Bob Gibson.
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Gibson pitched, uh, three times,
won the series.
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WHO'S THE BEST PITCHER
FOR THE SOX THIS YEAR?
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UM...
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Uh, uh...
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Don't tell me. Uh... uh...
Josh Pecker.
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Hell of a pitcher, Pecker.
(laughs)
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Who's the best hitter?
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UH, THAT'S, UH, THAT BLACK GUY--
UH, THE, UM--
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ORTIZ. DAVID ORTIZ.
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He's half Black, half Mexican,
half Dominican.
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Who's the president
of the United States?
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BARACK OBAMA.
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He's half Hawaiian, half Kenyan
half Black and half,
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UH, HALLE BERRY.
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(man) IT HAS PROGRESSED.
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LAST YEAR,
WE WERE AT STAGE 3,
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WHICH IS BASICALLY
MILD COGNITIVE DECLINE.
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NOW IT'S MORE LIKE STAGE 4,
WHICH IS MODERATE.
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TALK TO ME LIKE I'M
IN THE ROOM, WOULD YOU?
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I AM.
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YOU REMEMBER YESTERDAY
VERY WELL,
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BUT FORMING NEW MEMORIES
IS OBVIOUSLY MORE DIFFICULT.
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CUT TO THE PUNCH LINE.
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YOU'RE IN THE EARLY STAGES
OF ALZHEIMER'S.
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WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT
PRECURSOR'S ANYMORE.
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IT'S HERE.
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***
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***
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ACADEMIC DOPING?
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YEAH. YOU FIND A FRIEND
WITH A PRESCRIPTION
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FOR RITALIN OR ADDERALL,
AND YOU POP SOME PILLS
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TO HELP STUDY AND STAY FOCUSED
THE DAY OF THE S.A.T.
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AND YOU DID THIS?
YEAH. IT'S NOT ILLEGAL.
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AND HOW'D YOU DO
ON THE S.A.T.?
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I GOT A PERFECT SCORE.
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AND I WAS ACCEPTED
TO HARVARD...
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(chuckles)
WHICH IS FAIRLY NEWSWORTHY
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GIVEN I WENT TO YOUR AVERAGE
SMALL-TOWN PUBLIC SCHOOL.
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I DID AN INTERVIEW
WITH THE LOCAL PAPER...
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WHERE I WAS QUOTED AS SAYING
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RITALIN WAS A GODSEND
WHEN IT CAME TO TEST TAKING.
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AND THAT SPARKED A WHOLE DEBATE
IN THE COMMENTS SECTION--
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IS IT ETHICAL, IS IT NOT--
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AND THE BOSTON PAPERS
PICKED IT UP,
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AND SUDDENLY I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF THIS CONTROVERSY
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THAT HARVARD WANTS NO PART OF,
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SO THEY RESCIND
MY OFFER OF ADMISSION.
(purrs and makes popping sound)
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WELL, I BELIEVE TAKING
A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE
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WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION
ACTUALLY IS ILLEGAL.
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NO, IT'S A STUDY AID,
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JUST ONE STEP ABOVE
POTENT COFFEE.
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SO WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE US TO DO?
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GET ME REINSTATED
AT HARVARD.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO DESERVE THIS.
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I MEAN,
THEY'RE SINGLING ME OUT,
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AND NOW
NO SCHOOL WILL TAKE ME.
WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
WITH ALL THIS?
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BEYOND DEVASTATED.
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IT WAS THEIR DREAM TO SEE
THEIR LITTLE GIRL GO TO HARVARD.
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I HAVE TO FIX THIS.
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I SCREWED IT UP...
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AND I HAVE TO FIX THIS.
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***
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT MY DESK?
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OH. OH. I-I WAS JUST
STRAIGHTENING UP.
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THAT'S WHAT ASSISTANTS DO.
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YOU'RE NOT MY ASSISTANT.
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YES, I AM, DEAR.
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NO, I HAVE AN AS--
WHERE IS SHE?
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OH, FRANCINE?
MM.
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I FIRED HER.
YOU--
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TOO PRETTY, TOO YOUNG--
SHE'S A DISTRACTION.
ALL RIGHT,
I'M CALLING SECURITY.
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LOOK, HONEY, YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO MAKE TROUBLE
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FOR SHIRLEY'S SISTER?
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL--
YOUR NAME IS CATHERINE PIPER.
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YOU WERE FIRED FOR, AMONG
OTHER THINGS, BEING PSYCHOTIC.
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I ALSO HAVE CANCER, DEAR.
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THERE. IT'S OUT.
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I AM DESPERATE
FOR A DISTRACTION,
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ANYTHING TO OCCUPY MYSELF
WHILE...
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I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T COME HERE
TO INDULGE...
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YOU HAVE CANCER?
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NOT REALLY, BUT I COULD
GET SOME IF YOU'D LIKE.
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OH, 9-1-1.
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LOOK, IF I COULD JUST
WORK HERE ON A TEMPORARY--
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("Theme to 'The Practice'"
ringtone plays)
OH, SORRY.
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(beep)
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9-1-1.
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WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
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HOW DID...
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(slams down receiver)
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***
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I'M AFRAID THEY SAID NO.
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BUT...
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DID YOU POINT OUT
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I DIDN'T ACTUALLY VIOLATE
ANY POLICY OR--
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THEY'RE CITING HONESTY,
MORAL CHARACTER.
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UH, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT.
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I REALIZE THAT, BUT--
BUT YOU WENT PUBLIC, MARGIE.
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WE CAN TAKE IT TO COURT,
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BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT
TO BE SUCCESSFUL.
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OH, WE--WE HAVE TO TRY.
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I HAVE GEARED MY WHOLE LIFE
TOWARD GOING TO HARVARD.
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I JUST... (sighs)
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I NEED TO TRY.
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PLEASE.
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I DON'T KNOW, JERRY.
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YOU SAY SHE DIDN'T HAVE
A PRESCRIPTION.
ALL THE KIDS
ARE DOING THIS, ALAN--
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GETTING IT
WITHOUT PRESCRIPTIONS.
WELL, THAT'S NOT MUCH
OF AN ARGUMENT.
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AH.
YOU COULD ARGUE THAT RESCINDING
HER ADMISSION IS ARBITRARY
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SINCE THEY HAVE
NO OFFICIAL POLICY.
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OH, ALAN.
UM, HEY, JERRY.
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ALAN, THERE'S A DRUG--
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IT'S CALLED, UH, DIMEBOLIN,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT--
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AND I WANT IT.
MY DOCTOR WON'T GIVE IT TO ME.
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IT'S FROM RUSSIA.
IT STEMS OFF ALZHEIMER'S.
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DENNY, SLOW DOWN.
I CAN'T AT THE MOMENT.
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I'VE TAKEN
A LITTLE TOO MUCH ADDERALL.
ADDERALL?
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SEE? THAT'S WHAT MARGIE TAKES,
THAT AND RITALIN.
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RITALIN. I LOVE RITALIN.
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DENNY, WHAT DID WE AGREE ON
REGARDING YOUR MEDICINES?
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I WOULD BE IN CHARGE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, BUT I'M
THE ONE WITH THE ALZHEIMER'S.
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I'LL TAKE WHAT I WANT,
AND RIGHT NOW, I WANT DIMEBOLIN.
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AND YOU'VE GOTTA
HELP ME GET IT.
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YOU OKAY, JERRY?
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ACADEMIC DOPING...
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IT HAS SUCH A STIGMA TO IT.
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WHAT ABOUT EMOTIONAL DOPING?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THAT'S WHAT I DO--
EMOTIONAL DOPING.
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I TAKE
MY LITTLE HELPERS TO...
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DO YOU THINK
IT REFLECTS POORLY
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ON MY MORAL CHARACTER?
NO.
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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WELL, YOUR MEDICATION
IS PRESCRIBED FOR ONE THING.
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MOSTLY.
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AND SECOND, YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC,
DIAGNOSED CONDITION, JERRY--
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ASPERGER'S SYNDROME.
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THREE YEARS AGO, YOU COULDN'T
EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT.
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I TAKE PILLS
THAT AFFECT MY BRAIN
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TO HELP ME PERFORM BETTER.
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JERRY,
I'M THE FIRST ONE TO SAY
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WE HAVE
AN OVERMEDICATED SOCIETY.
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WE'VE GOT 3 YEAR OLDS
ON ANTIPSYCHOTICS.
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PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE
HIGH CHOLESTEROL TAKE STATINS.
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PEOPLE TAKE SLEEP AIDS
WHEN MAYBE THEY SHOULD JUST
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READ A BOOK OR MASTURBATE.
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I-IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.
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BUT THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT MANY
DRUGS DON'T DO A LOT OF GOOD.
235
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THEY SAVE LIVES.
236
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PEOPLE NEED DRUGS LIKE INSULIN
OR BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE
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TO SIMPLY
MAINTAIN THEIR HEALTH.
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AND DRUGS HELP SOME PEOPLE
TO LIVE NORMAL, PRODUCTIVE LIVES
239
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WHO MIGHT OTHERWISE NOT.
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YOU FALL INTO THAT CATEGORY.
241
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POPPING PILLS TO... (scoffs)
GET BETTER S.A.T. SCORES--
242
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:06,867
THAT'S...
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
243
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***
244
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,310
(elevator bell dings)
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***
246
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,371
YOU ARE NOT WORKING HERE,
CATHERINE.
247
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THAT MUCH HAS BEEN DECIDED.
248
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,942
WELL, THEN WHAT ARE
WE DOING IN YOUR OFFICE,
249
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,343
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS...
250
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,080
WHERE YOU COULD
SEXUALLY RAVAGE ME
251
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,049
WITH NO WITNESSES
TO SAY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN?
252
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,953
WE'RE HERE BECAUSE I'M TOLD
YOU'RE A FRIEND OF ALAN'S.
253
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AND AS A COURTESY TO HIM
AND YOU,
254
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,724
I THOUGHT
I WOULD AT LEAST GIVE YOU
255
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:08,361
AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN
WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS.
256
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,731
I'M DOING IT BECAUSE I'M OLD
257
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,867
AND I'M BORED.
258
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,104
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD.
259
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,139
IT'S NOT LIKE
I COULD GO SKIING
260
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,942
OR--OR MOUNTAIN CLIMBING OR...
261
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:27,647
HONESTLY, A-ASSUMING I WERE
QUALIFIED TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT,
262
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,251
UH, WOULD YOU
EMPLOY SOMEBODY MY AGE?
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PROBABLY NOT.
264
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:36,656
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
265
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,326
I GOT THAT ON TAPE, DEAR.
266
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,662
NOW I CAN SUE YOU
FOR AGE DISCRIMINATION.
267
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,833
BEST YOU KEEP ME ON,
AVOID THE CONTROVERSY.
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GET OUT, CATHERINE.
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***
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I DIDN'T CHEAT.
I TOOK MEDICINE
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TO HELP MY BRAIN FUNCTION
AT ITS HIGHEST LEVEL.
272
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,619
YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PRESCRIPTION
FOR THE MEDICATION.
273
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,990
A DOZEN FACULTY MEMBERS
AT CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY
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00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,992
ADMIT TO TAKING
UNPRESCRIBED ADDERALL
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TO IMPROVE THEIR OWN
ACADEMIC PERFORMANCE,
276
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,663
BUT NOBODY'S EXPELLING THEM.
277
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,799
THEY'RE CLAIMING IT SHOWS
POOR MORAL CHARACTER.
AND I REJECT THAT.
278
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,034
HELICOPTER PILOTS
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00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,636
TAKE PRESCRIPTION STIMULANTS
TO STAY ALERT.
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MEDICAL INTERNS
281
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:28,508
TAKE DRUGS FOR NARCOLEPSY
SO THAT THEY CAN WORK ALL NIGHT.
282
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,644
SHOULD WE INDICT
ALL OF THEM AS WELL?
283
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,646
ALL THEY'VE DONE IS USE
A PHARMACOLOGICAL TOOL
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00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,483
SO THAT THEY COULD DO
THEIR WORK MORE EFFECTIVELY.
CERTAINLY YOU'RE AWARE
285
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,718
THAT HARVARD HAS
EXTREMELY HIGH STANDARDS.
OF COURSE.
286
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,221
JOHN F. KENNEDY WAS A GRADUATE.
AS WAS THE UNABOMBER.
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00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,323
F.D.R.
HITLER'S
FOREIGN PRESS SECRETARY.
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NUMEROUS LITERARY FIGURES--
EMERSON, THOREAU--
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00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,961
AND THE CARDINAL ARCHBISHOP
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00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,130
WHO SHIELDED CHILD MOLESTERS
FROM PROSECUTION.
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FOR FACULTY,
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00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,501
YOU HAD TIMOTHY LEARY
AND HIS L.S.D. EXPERIMENTS--
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MS. COGGINS, DO YOU WANT
TO GO TO HARVARD OR NOT?
294
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,507
(sighs) YEAH, I DO...
295
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,375
DESPERATELY.
296
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,845
MY POINT IS...
HARVARD'S NOT PERFECT,
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00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,747
BUT NEITHER AM I.
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00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:11,684
BUT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY,
I ENDEAVOR TO BE
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THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION
OF MYSELF.
300
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,057
AND THAT'S ALL I WAS DOING
BY TAKING RITALIN.
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***
302
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,101
THE EARLY TRIALS
HAVE BEEN ENCOURAGING.
303
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,503
IT'S IN
THE STAGE 3 TRIALS NOW.
I WANT IT.
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00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,273
WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
WHY NOT?
305
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,408
BECAUSE IT'S NOT
F.D.A. APPROVED.
306
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,544
THIS DRUG IS A LONG WAY--
I DON'T CARE.
307
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,779
MR. CRANE, I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO PRESCRIBE THIS MEDICATION.
308
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,782
AND EVEN IF I WERE AND DID,
YOU STILL COULDN'T GET IT
309
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,852
SINCE IT HASN'T BEEN--
HOW LONG BEFORE
IT'S AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC?
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00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,355
MY GUESS IS AT LEAST TWO YEARS,
PROBABLY THREE.
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00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,857
THE F.D.A. HASN'T EVEN ANALYZED
THE DATA OF THE TRIALS--
312
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,560
I-I'LL--I'LL BE DEAD
IN THREE YEARS.
WHERE'S THE DRUG?
WHO'S GOT IT?
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00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,428
WELL, PFIZER JUST BOUGHT
THE RIGHTS,
314
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,565
BUT NOBODY CAN JUST SAY,
"OKAY, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU."
315
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,567
IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL TO DO SO
316
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,602
UNLESS YOU GET YOURSELF
ENROLLED IN A CLINICAL TRIAL,
317
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,638
BUT I THINK IT'S FULLY BOOKED.
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00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,574
***
319
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,209
LET'S BE FAIR.
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00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,578
IT'S NOT JUST THE S.A.T.
THAT GETS A PERSON ADMITTED.
321
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,246
OF COURSE NOT.
322
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,249
MARGIE, IN FACT, IS ALSO
A NATIONAL MERIT FINALIST,
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00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,818
CAPTAIN OF HER SWIM TEAM,
CLASS VALEDICTORIAN.
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00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,387
WE GET APPLICATIONS
325
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,389
FROM THOUSANDS
OF NATIONAL MERIT FINALISTS,
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00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,092
THOUSANDS OF CAPTAINS
AND THOUSANDS OF VALEDICTORIANS.
327
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,560
BUT THIS ONE,
YOU OFFERED ADMISSION.
328
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,897
YES, UNTIL SHE ADMITTED SHE HAD
USED BRAIN ENHANCEMENT DRUGS.
329
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,000
AS DO THOUSANDS
OF OTHER STUDENTS.
330
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,635
DO YOU HAVE A WAY
TO WEED ALL OF THEM
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00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,937
OUT OF YOUR APPLICANT POOL?
NO.
332
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,273
AND THERE'S ACTUALLY
NO POLICY AT HARVARD
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00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,909
EXPLICITLY FORBIDDING
WHAT YOU TERM "ACADEMIC DOPING,"
334
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,178
IS THERE?
I THINK IN FUTURE--
335
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,647
SO YOU INTEND TO ENFORCE
FUTURE RULES AGAINST HER.
336
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,249
DO YOU THINK THAT'S FAIR?
337
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,584
WE CONSIDER HER ACTIONS
TO BE IMMORAL,
338
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,952
AND WE RESERVE OUR RIGHT
339
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,488
TO MAKE OUR ADMISSIONS DECISIONS
ACCORDINGLY.
340
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,696
I'VE DECIDED NOT TO SUE YOU.
341
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,632
HOW SWEET.
342
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,467
LISTEN, TH-THAT PART
343
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,669
ABOUT ME BEING DESPERATE
FOR A DISTRACTION,
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00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,104
THAT WAS TRUE.
345
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,540
IT ISN'T FAIR, CARL.
346
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,508
I HAVE MY HEALTH
347
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,977
A-AND MY MIND
IS AS SHARP AS--AS...
348
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,512
(stammers)
349
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,015
WELL, YOU PEOPLE COME UP
WITH ALL THIS MEDICINE
350
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,351
TO--TO--TO KEEP US ALIVE,
351
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,486
EVEN THRIVE,
352
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,888
AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH US.
353
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,891
I WAS THINKING...
IF I WERE TO COME UP
354
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,494
WITH SOMETHING
I COULD SUE FOR,
355
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,728
SOMETHING LEGITIMATE,
356
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,964
AND IT COULD
MAKE THE FIRM MONEY--
357
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,068
UH... I SUPPOSE
358
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,671
IF YOU HAD
A LEGITIMATE CAUSE OF ACTION,
359
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,374
THEN WE WOULD--
360
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,476
DRUGS.
361
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,711
UH, OKAY, THEY MAKE THEM
TOO EXPENSIVE,
362
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,980
WHILE IN CANADA, YOU CAN--
NO.
363
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,482
INFLATION.
364
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,017
UH, OUR SOCIAL SECURITY
PAYMENTS
365
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,087
DON'T KEEP PACE--
NO.
366
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:05,692
OH. LOOK, SOME JOBS STILL HAVE
A MANDATORY RETIREMENT AGE.
367
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,327
NO.
368
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,663
(sighs)
THESE ARE ALL LEGITIMATE.
369
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,200
CATHERINE,
YOU HAVE TO HAVE STANDING.
370
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,069
IT HAS TO
DIRECTLY IMPACT YOU,
371
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,838
HARM YOU.
372
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,341
LOOK HOW INSENSITIVE
YOU'RE BEING.
373
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,443
TH-THIS IS EXACTLY
THE PROBLEM.
374
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,246
WE'RE JUST SHOVED ASIDE
AS A NUISANCE.
375
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,249
I CAN'T EVEN WATCH
TELEVISION SHOWS, FOR GOD SAKE,
376
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,519
BECAUSE THE NETWORKS
CONSIDER ME IRRELEVANT.
377
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,522
YOU'D THINK THEY DON'T PROGRAM
FOR ANYBODY OVER 50.
378
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,590
IS IT ANY WONDER
379
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,127
I'M OUT KNOCKING OVER
CONVENIENCE STORES?
380
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,596
YOU ACTUALLY
MAY HAVE SOMETHING THERE.
381
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,565
THE NETWORKS--
382
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,536
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO SERVE THE PUBLIC.
383
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,905
OKAY, CATHERINE...
384
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,774
WE'LL TAKE THAT CASE.
385
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,709
REALLY?
386
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,246
I'M OVER 50 MYSELF...
387
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,615
AND I WANT SOMETHING TO WATCH.
388
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,452
***
389
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,428
HOW WE DOING?
390
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,497
FINE.
391
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,500
AHH.
392
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,102
I GOT A HEARING
BEFORE JUDGE PEYTON TOMORROW.
393
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,638
WE'LL TAKE OUR BEST SHOT.
394
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:31,110
SHIRLEY'S AT THE FAT FARM.
YOU HEAR?
395
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,845
WHY? SHE'S NOT FAT.
396
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,614
YOU KNOW BRIDES.
397
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,984
THEY LIKE TO GET ALL SKINNY
BEFORE THE WEDDING.
398
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:42,822
IT'S ALL ABOUT
HOW THEY LOOK IN THEIR DRESS.
399
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,692
AH.
400
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:52,299
YOU KNOW THE BEST PART
OF HAVING, UH... MAD COW?
401
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,001
SOMETIMES...
402
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:58,605
NOT OFTEN...
403
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,674
I THINK
WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.
404
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:08,415
AS DELUSIONS GO,
IT'S ONE OF THE BETTER ONES.
405
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:21,428
YOU GONNA BE OKAY, DENNY,
ATTENDING HER WEDDING?
406
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,665
YEAH. WELL...
407
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,401
WHAT I'M NOT OKAY WITH IS...
408
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,403
SITTING ON MY ASS
WHILE MY BRAIN ROTS.
409
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:34,341
I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM
WITH THAT, THOUGH.
410
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,444
WE GO BEFORE JUDGE PEYTON
IN THE MORNING.
411
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,382
YEAH, YOU TOLD ME.
412
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,552
***
413
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,095
YOU GONNA STAY HERE
ALL NIGHT, JERRY?
IT'S NOT EVEN CLEAR
414
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,599
THOSE DRUGS GAVE HER
ALL THAT MUCH OF AN ADVANTAGE.
415
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,369
SHE SCORED 99th PERCENTILE
ON THE PRACTICE TEST,
416
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,904
WHICH SHE TOOK
WITHOUT THE DRUGS.
JERRY, SHE CHEATED.
LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES.
417
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,906
MOST KIDS
GET A BIGGER ADVANTAGE
418
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,908
BY TAKING
THE S.A.T. PREP PROGRAM.
419
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,778
THEY ACTUALLY CAN BOOST SCORES
BY 150 POINTS.
THOSE PROGRAMS ARE LEGITIMATE.
420
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,781
AND NOT AFFORDABLE TO KIDS LIKE
MARGIE. LET'S FACE IT, KATIE.
421
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,684
THE RICH HAVE SUCH A LEG UP
IN THIS COLLEGE RACKET.
422
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,786
ACCORDING TO ONE CHANCELLOR,
IN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS,
423
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:23,523
POOR APPLICANTS REALLY ONLY
GET A SHOT AT 40% OF THE SLOTS.
424
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,625
THE REST ARE RESERVED
FOR FAMILIES OF PRIVILEGE.
425
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,461
BUT, JERRY, YOU CANNOT BE
A FAN OF ACADEMIC DOPING.
426
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,897
I'M JUST SAYING...
427
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,300
LIFE ISN'T
AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD,
428
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,869
AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE...
429
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,871
WEAKER THAN...
430
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,773
MEANING YOU?
431
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,812
JERRY, YOU'RE NOT WEAKER THAN.
YOU HAVE ASPERGER'S.
432
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,748
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW AFRAID I AM
433
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,983
TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT.
434
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:52,385
EVERY DAY...
435
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,322
EVERY MORNING,
436
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:59,559
I ACTUALLY WONDER, WILL I
GET OUT THE DOOR OR NOT?
437
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,495
IT SEEMS YOU WIN
THAT BATTLE EVERY DAY.
438
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:05,598
YEAH... ON DRUGS.
439
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:09,602
***
440
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,443
YOU CAN'T SUE THE NETWORKS.
441
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,512
THE AIRWAVES, JUDGE, ARE
A PUBLIC TRUST, AT LEAST AS FAR
442
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,482
AS THE BROADCAST NETWORKS
ARE CONCERNED.
443
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,651
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE REGULATED.
IT'S STILL A BUSINESS.
444
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,586
I MEAN, BUNGEE JUMPING
MIGHT BE REGULATED.
445
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,688
ARE YOU SAYING
THAT THOSE OUTFITS
446
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,791
WOULD HAVE A DUTY
TO SERVICE THE ELDERLY?
NO, THAT WOULD BE UNREASONABLE.
447
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:35,161
BUT TO REQUIRE A BROADCASTER
TO PROGRAM FOR EVERYBODY ISN'T.
MR. SUCK.
448
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,295
SACK.
449
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,531
YOUR HONOR,
THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A TIME
450
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,433
WHEN IT MADE PRACTICAL BUSINESS
SENSE TO EXCLUDE THE OLD,
451
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,635
BUT NOT TODAY.
452
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:46,305
AMERICANS OVER 50 MAKE UP
THE FASTEST GROWING MARKET.
IT'S ABOUT MONEY,
NOT HOW MANY--
453
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,808
REALLY? GEE. I WOULD'VE
NEVER GUESSED THAT.
454
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,943
THE BABY BOOMERS,
NOW ALL OVER 50,
455
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,346
EARN $2 TRILLION
IN ANNUAL INCOME.
456
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,849
THAT'S TRILLION.
MADISON AVENUE IS AFTER
THE DISCRETIONARY SPENDER.
457
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,286
YES, AND PEOPLE OVER 50
ACCOUNT FOR HALF OF THAT, TOO.
458
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,722
CHOOSE YOUR STATISTIC.
GO AHEAD. I'VE GOT YOU.
459
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,858
WE'VE GOT MORE MONEY.
WE SPEND MORE MONEY.
460
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,995
WE WATCH MORE TELEVISION,
GO TO MORE MOVIES.
461
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,230
WE BUY MORE CDs
THAN YOUNG PEOPLE DO,
462
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,667
AND YET WE'RE THE FOCUS OF LESS
THAN 10% OF THE ADVERTISING.
463
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:17,404
ALL THE NETWORKS WANT TO DO
IS SKEW YOUNGER.
464
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,672
KID SHOWS FOR KIDS.
465
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,173
YOU KNOW, THE ONLY SHOW
466
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,976
UNAFRAID TO HAVE ITS STARS
OVER 50 IS "B"--
467
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,979
GEE, I CAN'T SAY IT.
IT WOULD, UM, BREAK THE WALL.
468
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,749
OH, MR. SUCK.
IT'S STILL SACK.
469
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,051
I CAN'T TELL THE NETWORKS
WHAT SHOWS TO MAKE.
470
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,654
NO, BUT YOU CAN ORDER THEM
NOT TO DISCRIMINATE.
471
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,990
WHAT THEY'RE DOING INTENTIONALLY
EXCLUDES A CLASS OF SOCIETY.
472
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,159
THAT'S BIGOTRY.
473
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,229
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
TURN ON OUR DAMN TELEVISIONS
474
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,330
AND SEE SOMETHING
475
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,366
OTHER THAN REALITY SHOWS
AIMED AT FOURTH GRADERS,
476
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,068
GAMES SHOWS AIMED AT THOSE
477
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,170
SLIGHTLY SMARTER
THAN FIFTH GRADERS
478
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,339
AND SCRIPTED SHOWS
479
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,842
WITH DIM-WITTED,
SEX-CRAZED 20-SOMETHINGS
480
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,844
RUNNING AROUND IN SUITS
OR DOCTOR SCRUBS.
481
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,713
OLD PEOPLE,
THE ONES WITH INTELLIGENCE,
482
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:02,582
DON'T WANT TO WATCH THAT CRAP.
WE'RE FED UP!
483
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:06,185
YOU KNOW, THE NETWORKS MIGHT
THINK WE'RE DEAD, BUT WE'RE NOT.
484
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,456
WE'RE VERY MUCH ALIVE
WITH WORKING BRAINS.
485
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,358
GIVE US SOMETHING TO WATCH,
DAMN IT!
486
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,728
***
487
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,167
YOU READY, DENNY?
488
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,274
DENNY?
489
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,550
WHAT'S WRONG?
490
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,819
I MUST HAVE NODDED OFF.
491
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,822
I WAS...
492
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:45,424
DREAMING ABOUT SHIRLEY.
493
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:48,928
WE WERE ON A BENCH.
494
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:52,031
SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER.
495
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,636
WHAT A DREAM.
496
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:03,275
WERE MY EYES CLOSED
WHEN YOU CAME IN?
497
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,613
YEAH.
498
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:10,583
YOU MUST HAVE NODDED OFF.
499
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,452
YOU READY?
500
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,321
WE'RE DUE IN COURT.
501
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:21,327
***
502
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,439
MR. SHORE, THE SUPREME COURT
503
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,441
ALREADY RULED
ON THIS VERY ISSUE.
504
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,643
NO, THEY DIDN'T, JUDGE.
505
00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:39,278
THE SUPREME COURT, IN FACT,
REFUSED TO RULE ON IT.
506
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,380
THEY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED
TO EVEN HEAR THE CASE.
507
00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,282
I'M SURE IF ONE OF
THEIR FRIENDS WERE DYING,
508
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,718
WE WOULD'VE HAD
A DIFFERENT RESULT.
OH, COME ON.
509
00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:49,121
WHY CAN'T MR. CRANE
TAKE THE DRUG AND SIMPLY ASSUME
510
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,223
ALL THE INHERENT RISKS
IF HE SO CHOOSES?
511
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:53,225
BECAUSE WE DON'T
LET PEOPLE TAKE DRUGS
512
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,895
WHILE THEY'RE STILL
IN THE INVESTIGATIVE STAGE,
513
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,296
AND WITH GOOD REASON.
514
00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,399
THINK OF
THE POTENTIAL FOR ABUSE.
POTENTIAL FOR ABUSE?
515
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:02,401
WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE?
HE COULD DIE?
516
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:06,205
HE'S DOING THAT ANYWAY.
NO, HE ISN'T. HE COULD LIVE
A LONG TIME WITH ALZHEIMER'S.
517
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:09,508
WHICH COULD BE WORSE.
AND IT'S POSSIBLE THE DISEASE
COULD TAKE YEARS TO PROGRESS.
518
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:12,478
HE COULD HAVE MANY
HEALTHY YEARS WHILE WE--
519
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,480
THERE ARE ALL KINDS
OF POSSIBILITIES AND CHOICES.
520
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,683
WHY CAN'T THEY BELONG
TO THE PATIENT?
521
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,384
THERE IS STILL SO MUCH
522
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,553
THAT IS STILL SO UNKNOWN
ABOUT DIMEBOLIN THAT--
523
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:23,155
YES, AND WE'LL ASSUME
ALL OF THE RISKS.
DO I EVER GET TO SPEAK?
524
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,324
I'D PREFER YOU DIDN'T.
WE'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME.
525
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,326
MR. SHORE, I AM
A SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE.
526
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,597
I HAVE TO TAKE MY CUES
FROM THE APPELLATE COURT.
527
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,599
ON THIS ISSUE,
THE LAW IS CLEAR.
528
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:35,902
A PATIENT,
EVEN A DYING PATIENT,
529
00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:40,272
HAS NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
TO EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT.
(scoffs)
530
00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:43,042
NOW DO I AGREE WITH THAT
PRECEDENT? NO, NOT REALLY.
531
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,544
SO THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO--
I'LL CERTIFY IT
532
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:48,547
TO THE MASSACHUSETTS
SUPREME COURT.
533
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,783
MAYBE THEY CAN FIND
THE AUTHORITY
534
00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,785
TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
535
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:55,121
WE ARE ADJOURNED.
536
00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,525
SO NOW WHAT?
537
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,628
WE GO TO
THE STATE SUPREME COURT.
538
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,129
THERE'S NINE OF THEM.
539
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,632
LET'S HOPE THAT AT LEAST ONE
HAS A RELATIVE
540
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:08,134
WHO HAS AN INCURABLE DISEASE.
541
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:11,838
***
542
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:20,613
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
A PRETTY LADY SAT NEXT TO YOU
543
00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,749
AND SUCKED ON YOUR EAR LOBE?
544
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,618
AND DON'T COUNT
THE NUMBER OF TIMES
545
00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:28,420
YOU HAD TO PAY FOR IT.
546
00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:29,989
HOW DARE YOU?
547
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,490
I'M EATING MY LUNCH.
548
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:35,494
OH, COME ON, SWEETHEART.
THROW AN OLD LADY A BONE.
549
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,463
YOU ARE....
550
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,498
A SHOCKING WOMAN!
551
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:43,069
LOOK, JUDGE, I KNOW
THIS IS--IS EX PARTE
552
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,404
OR SOME--WHATEVER, UH, UH,
553
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:49,441
SOME LATIN TERM THAT MEANS
I CAN'T GUM YOUR BODY PARTS.
554
00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:53,846
BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME
SOMETHING GOOD TO WATCH ON TV?
555
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,448
I MEAN, THE AIRWAVES ARE
A PUBLIC TRUST. AM I RIGHT?
556
00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:58,284
UH, CATHERINE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
557
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,920
SHE'S TRYING
TO SUCK ON MY EAR.
558
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,655
THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING.
559
00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:05,758
OUTRAGEOUS!
CATHERINE,
GO INSIDE THE COURTHOUSE.
560
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,728
I'LL MEET YOU THERE. NOW.
561
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,998
EH...
562
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:16,102
(scoffs)
563
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,970
AHEM. I APOLOGIZE, JUDGE.
564
00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,471
YOU ASK ME,
565
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,841
YOUR CLIENT ALREADY WATCHES
TOO MUCH TELEVISION.
566
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,542
AH.
AND THAT SMUTTY MOUTH.
567
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,878
SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX.
568
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,880
THAT WHAT YOU WATCH?
569
00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,615
SILENCE!
570
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,551
(chuckles) UH, WELL,
YOU KNOW, JUDGE,
571
00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:35,287
IN ADDITION TO THERE BEING
LITTLE FOR US TO WATCH,
572
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,389
MOST OF IT STINKS,
573
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:39,391
AND IT'S PARTLY
THIS THING'S FAULT.
574
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:40,993
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
575
00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:43,863
WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ON IT
WHILE THEY'RE WATCHING.
576
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,632
THEY NO LONGER GIVE TELEVISION
THEIR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
577
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,000
WE'RE EITHER ON THE PHONE
578
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,636
OR WE'RE TEXTING
OR ON THE INTERNET.
579
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,504
SO THE PRODUCERS,
THEY DUMB DOWN THE PLOTS,
580
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:56,408
MAKE IT EASIER TO KEEP UP WITH
WHILE THEIR VIEWERS MULTITASK.
581
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:59,145
REALLY?
KIDS NOWADAYS
582
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,380
WATCH AN AVERAGE OF THREE HOURS
OF TELEVISION A DAY.
583
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,482
THAT'S WHILE BEING DISTRACTED.
584
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,585
PEOPLE OVER 55,
WE WATCH 6 HOURS A DAY.
585
00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:08,354
AND WE REALLY WATCH.
586
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,723
SO WHY AREN'T THEY
PROGRAMMING FOR US?
587
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,726
YOU KNOW, COME ON,
DO THESE IDIOTS A FAVOR, JUDGE.
588
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,229
SEND THESE NETWORK BOZOS
A CLUE. BE A LEADER.
589
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,365
AND WE CAN'T WAIT
FOR CONGRESS AFTER ALL,
590
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:22,568
BECAUSE, WELL,
THEY'RE BOZOS, TOO.
591
00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:25,738
***
592
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:33,279
THESE ARE THEIR MINDS
THEY'RE MESSING WITH.
593
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,181
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
THE LONG-TERM DAMAGE.
594
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,949
NOW OBVIOUSLY,
595
00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:40,052
SHORT OF REQUIRING
URINALYSIS AT THE S.A.T.s,
596
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,521
WE CAN'T MONITOR WHO IS
OR ISN'T USING,
597
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,057
BUT WE CAN TAKE A STAND
AGAINST THE ONES
598
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:46,558
WHO ARE BRAZEN ABOUT IT,
599
00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:49,628
WHO DEFEND IT
AS ACCEPTABLE AND FAIR.
600
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:52,731
SIMPLY PUT,
WHAT MARGIE COGGINS DID
601
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,300
WAS DECIDEDLY UNFAIR.
602
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,969
IT'S CHEATING.
603
00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:59,906
NOT IN KEEPING WITH THE IDEALS
OF HARVARD.
604
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:02,441
(Jerry) I GOT INTO HARVARD.
605
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:03,810
MOST DON'T.
606
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:05,878
HARVARD REJECTS
OVER 90% OF ITS APPLICANTS.
607
00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:08,881
THAT'S 90% OF
THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS.
608
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,918
THE REST DON'T EVEN
BOTHER APPLYING.
609
00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,419
THE PROBLEM IS,
610
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:16,923
EVERY PARENT WANTS THEIR KID
TO GO TO HARVARD.
611
00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:19,591
PARENTS PUSH, NUDGE.
SOME KICK.
612
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:22,461
LOOK AT THE CLIMATE
WE'VE CREATED.
613
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,430
80% OF HONORS
614
00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:27,133
AND ADVANCE-PLACEMENT STUDENTS
CHEAT,
615
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:30,336
NOT ONCE OR TWICE,
BUT ON A REGULAR BASIS.
616
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:33,239
SHE DIDN'T. SHE DIDN'T GET
THE TEST ANSWERS AHEAD OF TIME.
617
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,175
SHE DIDN'T COPY
HER NEIGHBOR'S PAPER.
618
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,277
SHE USED HER OWN BRAIN.
YES, SHE USED
619
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:41,247
A PRESCRIPTION STIMULANT
TO STAY FOCUSED AND ALERT.
620
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,316
AT LEAST 30% OF COLLEGE STUDENTS
ADMIT TO DOING THE SAME THING.
621
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:47,186
NOT ONLY ARE THERE CURRENTLY
NO LAWS AGAINST IT,
622
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,587
THERE ARE CURRENTLY NO RULES.
623
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,824
THESE KIDS GROW UP
IN A PERVASIVE DRUG CULTURE.
624
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:54,827
WE'VE GOT MEDICATIONS
NOT JUST TO TREAT DISEASES,
625
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:57,830
BUT SIMPLY TO HELP YOU
DO THINGS BETTER,
626
00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:00,166
BE IT SEX, URINATING, DIGESTING.
627
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,668
WE'VE GOT SOME TO BOOST ENERGY,
OTHERS TO HELP YOU SLEEP.
628
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,303
BETTER LIFE,
629
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,438
MORE PRODUCTIVE LIFE
THROUGH CHEMISTRY.
630
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,607
THE DRUG
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE
631
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,978
IS USED OFF LABEL BY MANY
TO BOOST BRAIN POWER.
632
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,545
PERSONALLY...
633
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:17,449
I'VE TRIED MEDICATION
TO HELP WITH MY ASPERGER'S.
634
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,718
SOME WORKED.
635
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:23,389
THEY MADE ME
FEEL SAFER EMOTIONALLY.
636
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,624
SHOULD I NOT GET THAT RIGHT?
637
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:29,695
OR ARE DRUGS FOR EMOTIONS OKAY,
BUT COGNITION, NO?
638
00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:32,064
OR SHOULD THE RULE BE
FOR DISORDER, YES,
639
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:34,466
BUT ENHANCEMENT, NO?
640
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,403
WHERE DO YOU DRAW THAT LINE?
SHE DIDN'T HAVE
A PRESCRIPTION
641
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:41,373
FOR THE ONES SHE TOOK.
TRUE, BUT MANY KIDS DO THIS.
SHE'S NO DIFFERENT.
642
00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:44,843
EXCEPT SHE GOT CAUGHT.
SHE DIDN'T GET CAUGHT.
SHE WAS SIMPLY HONEST ABOUT IT.
643
00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,379
HONESTY--THAT'S THE INFRACTION
644
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,681
THAT'S GETTING HER BOUNCED
ON MORAL CHARACTER GROUNDS.
645
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:53,019
HYPOCRISY MIGHT BE
A BETTER WORD.
646
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:05,097
OH!
647
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:15,541
***
648
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,509
(Mendelssohn's
"Wedding March from
649
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:20,612
'A Midsummer Night's Dream'"
playing)
650
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:30,522
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
651
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:33,892
I'M GIVING THE BRIDE AWAY,
REMEMBER?
652
00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:36,195
(chuckles) OH.
I'M PRACTICING.
653
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,230
(turns music off)
654
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,632
I WANT TO GET IT RIGHT.
655
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,434
AH.
656
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,603
AND SHE'S GONNA MAKE
A MAGNIFICENT BRIDE...
657
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,638
FOR THE SEVENTH TIME.
658
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:49,008
(laughs) YEAH.
659
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,744
NEED SOMETHING?
660
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,983
DENNY, THE MASSACHUSETTS
SUPREME COURT,
661
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,650
THEY SAID NO.
662
00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:03,289
(whispers) OH, JEEZ.
663
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,257
(normal voice) ANY APPEAL?
664
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,259
WELL,
TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT,
665
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:10,596
BUT THEY'VE ALREADY REFUSED TO
HEAR THIS VERY ARGUMENT, SO...
666
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,464
SO NOW WHAT?
667
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:13,832
I'M NOT SURE.
668
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:17,003
WE CAN TRY TO GET YOU
INTO THE CLINICAL TRIALS.
669
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,438
WE COULD GO TO RUSSIA.
WE COULD.
670
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,573
OR WE COULD GO TO ATLANTA.
671
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,809
I HEAR THE RUSSIANS HAVE
KINDA TAKEN OVER GEORGIA,
672
00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:26,512
SO WE COULD GO TO ATLANTA.
IT'S ANOTHER GEORGIA
673
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:30,749
THAT THE RUSSIANS
HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED WITH--
THEN WE'LL GO
TO THE REAL RUSSIA.
674
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,751
THEY GOT
MAGNIFICENT SALMON STREAMS
675
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,486
AND NO FISH FARMS.
676
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,755
WHAT A ROAD TRIP.
677
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,591
CAN YOU IMAGINE YOU AND ME
ON THE LOOSE IN RUSSIA?
678
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,661
(laughs)
THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING.
GO FLY-FISHING WITH PUTIN.
679
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,530
LOOK HIM IN THE EYE,
SEE HIS SOUL.
680
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,532
TELL HIM TO KEEP
HIS BIG, UGLY HEAD
681
00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:49,068
OUT OF ALASKAN AIRSPACE.
682
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,539
RIGHT AFTER THE WEDDING.
683
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,441
OFF TO RUSSIA.
684
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,543
(chuckles)
685
00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,546
***
686
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:10,689
***
687
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:12,324
ALL RIGHT.
688
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,493
I CAN'T SOLVE
THE BRAIN ENHANCEMENT DEBATE
689
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:16,462
WITH ONE RULING.
690
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,030
BUT IN THIS CASE,
691
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,499
THE PLAINTIFF
DIDN'T HAVE A PRESCRIPTION.
692
00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:22,301
WHAT SHE DID WAS ILLEGAL.
693
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,837
I AM NOT ORDERING HARVARD
TO REINSTATE HER.
694
00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:28,240
WE'RE ADJOURNED.
(Margie gasps)
695
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:31,543
WH-WHAT DO I DO NOW?
696
00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:33,412
(makes popping noise)
697
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:37,349
HMM.
698
00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:40,352
WHAT'S THIS?
699
00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:43,389
WELL... THIS...
700
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:46,925
WOULD BE...
A-A LECTURE, I GUESS.
701
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:50,262
YOU SAID YOU GEARED
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
702
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:53,099
TOWARD GETTING INTO HARVARD.
703
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:55,901
AND NOW YOU THINK
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
704
00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,769
THAT... (makes popping noise)
705
00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,538
IT'S THIS VERY
706
00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:01,373
UBER-SUPER-COMEPITITIVE
MENTALITY THAT CAUSED YOU
707
00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:04,276
TO TAKE THE PILLS IN
THE FIRST PLACE, MARGIE, AND--
708
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,278
MR. ESPENSON,
YOU DID GET INTO HARVARD.
709
00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:08,547
AND IT CHANGED NOTHING.
710
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:10,449
I STILL POPPED,
PURRED, HOPPED.
711
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,851
I WAS STILL RIDICULED.
HARVARD DIDN'T CHANGE IT.
712
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,454
BUT I WAS SO SURE
LAW SCHOOL WOULD,
713
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,723
BECAUSE EVERYBODY
RESPECTS LAWYERS.
714
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:20,359
SO I STUDIED, STUDIED,
MADE TOP OF MY CLASS.
715
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,027
IT CHANGED NOTHING.
716
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,896
BUT I WAS POSITIVE
MAKING PARTNER WOULD.
717
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:28,267
WELL... GUESS WHAT.
(chuckles)
718
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:31,437
NONE OF IT
CAN GIVE YOU SELF-ACCEPTANCE.
719
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,105
FOR THAT, YOU NEED--
720
00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,540
A DIFFERENT DRUG?
721
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,775
EXACTLY. AND--NO. NO!
722
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:40,045
FOR SELF-ACCEPTANCE,
YOU NEED TO GO
723
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,414
TO A FAR DEEPER,
PERHAPS DARKER,
724
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:44,550
CERTAINLY SCARIER PLACE.
725
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,153
YOUR PROBLEM, MARGIE,
IS YOUR PRIORITIES.
726
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:50,289
HARVARD ISN'T GOING TO GIVE YOU
WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE.
727
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:53,292
TRUST ME.
728
00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:04,470
***
729
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:07,473
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT THIS CASE
WAS LIKE EVERY OTHER CASE
730
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:09,475
BROUGHT BY THIS...
RIDICULOUS LAW FIRM--
731
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,478
RIDICULOUS AND OUTRAGEOUS.
732
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,946
BUT I CAN'T IGNORE,
733
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:19,985
AGEISM IS ONE OF THE LAST
SOCIALLY CONDONED BIGOTRIES.
734
00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:25,291
AND IT IS RAMPANT IN THIS
BROADCAST NETWORK BUSINESS.
735
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:28,294
THEY CONSIDER THOSE OF US
OVER 50 TO BE IRRELEVANT.
736
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,296
(chuckles) HOW IS IT POSSIBLE
737
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:33,031
THAT WE ARE NOT EVEN
A PART OF THE TARGET DEMO
738
00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:35,033
WHEN WE WATCH
THE MOST TELEVISION
739
00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,303
AND SPEND THE MOST MONEY?
740
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:39,305
MY GOD,
THERE ARE 87 MILLION OF US,
741
00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:43,041
AND THAT NUMBER WILL GROW
BY 31 MILLION MORE BY 2020.
742
00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:46,044
ARE YOU REALLY TELLING ME
THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
743
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:49,014
TO MAKE TELEVISION SHOWS
THAT WE WANT TO WATCH?
744
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,782
IF I AM TO ASSUME
745
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:53,151
THAT THE INDUSTRY IS NOT RUN
BY A BUNCH OF IDIOTS,
746
00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:56,955
THEN I CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT
IT'S DOMINATED BY PREJUDICE.
747
00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,626
THE CASE STANDS.
748
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,694
ADJOURNED.
749
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:06,898
(gallery murmuring)
750
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,668
(chuckles)
WELL, WELL, WELL.
751
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,403
CONGRATULATIONS, CATHERINE.
752
00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,205
YOU KNOW...
753
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:18,176
OLD PEOPLE HAVE
ACTIVE SEX LIVES, TOO.
754
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:21,380
MY TRAILER OR YOURS?
755
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,350
(Joe Cocker's
"You Are So Beautiful" playing)
756
00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:33,492
* YOU ARE
757
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,095
* SO BEAUTIFUL
758
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:46,905
* TO ME
759
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,375
* YOU ARE
760
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:53,279
* SO BEAUTIFUL
761
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:59,117
* TO ME
762
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:10,929
DENNY.
763
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,400
OH, HEY...
764
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,735
CARL.
765
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,137
UH, I WAS, UH...
766
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,442
JUST PRACTICING.
767
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,845
I-I WANT TO
GIVE HER AWAY RIGHT.
768
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,583
LISTEN, I, UM...
769
00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:35,987
I APPRECIATE YOU BEING
SUCH A...
770
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:38,457
WELL, A GREAT SPORT
ABOUT THIS.
771
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:41,059
I KNOW
THAT ON SOME LEVEL, IT--
772
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,962
(Alan) WHAT?!
OH, MY JIMINY CHRISTMAS!
773
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:44,830
DENNY! DENNY! WE'RE GOIN' BACK!
WE'RE GOIN' BACK!
774
00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,732
WE'RE GOIN' BACK!
WHAT ARE YOU TALK--
775
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,434
THE CASE! THE CASE!
THE CASE!
776
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,402
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH THE CLERK'S OFFICE.
777
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:51,937
THE MASSACHUSETTS--
SLOW DOWN.
778
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,306
WE'RE ON OUR WAY!
R-RUSSIA?
779
00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:56,074
NOT RUSSIA.
ATLANTA?
780
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,076
NO, WASHINGTON!
THE MASSACHUSETTS SUPREME COURT,
781
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,578
ON THEIR OWN INITIATIVE,
782
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,279
PETITIONED
THE U.S. SUPREME COURT.
783
00:38:01,313 --> 00:38:03,615
THIS TIME,
THEY AGREED TO HEAR IT.
HEAR WHAT?
784
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,351
OUR CASE!
WHAT?!
785
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,852
WE'RE GOING BACK
TO THE SUPREME COURT!
WHEN?
786
00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,954
NEXT WEEK.
NEXT WEEK?
787
00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:11,022
NEXT WEEK!
OH!
788
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:13,525
(both) SUPREME COURT!
SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT!
789
00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:16,462
(Alan) SORRY, CARL.
DON'T MEAN TO EXCLUDE YOU.
OH!
790
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:19,197
SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT!
SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT!
791
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:22,468
(typing)
792
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,943
WORKING LATE AGAIN?
793
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:35,313
IT'S A MYTH THE WORKLOAD DROPS
WHEN YOU MAKE PARTNER.
794
00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:38,316
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
795
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,489
JERRY,
CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
796
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,023
MM.
797
00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:48,660
YOUR COMMENT ABOUT YOU
BEING WEAKER THAN...
798
00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:52,130
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT,
AND I DISAGREE.
799
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,132
I QUITE THINK YOU MIGHT BE
800
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,635
THE BRAVEST PERSON
I'VE EVER MET.
801
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,037
WHY?
802
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:02,173
JUST THE WAY YOU TAKE ON YOUR
VARIOUS CHALLENGES EVERY DAY.
803
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,543
THERE AREN'T MANY MEN
LIKE YOU, JERRY.
804
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:10,215
(sighs) THANKS.
805
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,054
HOW ABOUT
WE GO FOR A DRINK?
806
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:18,189
WE HAD A GOOD DAY.
807
00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:21,326
WE ACTUALLY LOST,
COME TO THINK OF IT.
808
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,530
ALL THE MORE REASON.
SHALL WE?
AS COLLEAGUES?
809
00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:27,198
JERRY,
LET'S GO FOR A DRINK.
810
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:33,038
I'LL MEET YOU
BY THE ELEVATOR?
811
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:36,408
***
812
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,754
(objects clatter)
813
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:53,124
(clattering)
814
00:39:53,158 --> 00:39:55,794
***
815
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,229
DO YOU THINK
THE SUPREME COURT,
816
00:39:58,263 --> 00:40:00,732
WHEN THEY AGREED
TO TAKE THIS CASE,
817
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,100
KNEW IT WAS US?
818
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:04,736
(laughing)
I DON'T KNOW.
819
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,872
MAYBE THEY WANT A REMATCH.
820
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,274
HA! YOU'LL KICK
THEIR ASSES AGAIN.
821
00:40:09,307 --> 00:40:10,609
(laughs)
822
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:13,044
THEY'LL HAVE TO
BRING IN MORE JUSTICES.
823
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:14,913
I THINK
THEY'RE ONLY ALLOWED THE NINE.
824
00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,782
(laughs)
825
00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:19,451
HEY, MAYBE I'LL RETIRE
AFTER THIS.
826
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:22,754
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
WELL, WHAT BETTER WAY
TO GO OUT?
827
00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:27,258
MY LAST CASE--IN FRONT
OF THE SUPREME COURT.
828
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:30,395
NOW THERE'S A FINALE, ALAN.
THEY SHOULD PUT IT ON TV.
829
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,931
WE'D GET RATINGS.
IF THEY PROMOTED US,
830
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:36,334
OF COURSE, I THINK THERE'S
A LAW AGAINST PROMOTING US.
SEEMS TO BE.
831
00:40:38,203 --> 00:40:41,172
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU
RETIRED, DENNY, SERIOUSLY?
832
00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:44,510
FISH.
833
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:46,177
EVERY DAY?
834
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,246
NOT EVERY DAY.
I'D HAVE SEX SOME DAYS.
835
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,249
MAYBE I SHOULD INVITE
RUTH BADER GINSBURG
836
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,485
TO COME
TO NIMMO BAY WITH ME.
837
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,821
WHAT ABOUT ME?
838
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:57,789
YOU CAN BORROW MAGAZINES
FROM CLARENCE THOMAS.
839
00:40:57,823 --> 00:40:59,591
(both laugh)
840
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:03,795
OH, WON'T THEY BE SO HAPPY
TO SEE US AGAIN?
841
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,797
THE REMATCH.
(laughs) THE REMATCH.
842
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:06,364
GRAND FINALE.
843
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:09,768
SPECIAL 9:00 START TIME.
844
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,671
(chuckles)
845
00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:13,872
AHH.
846
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:18,877
I MADE
ANOTHER DECISION TODAY.
847
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,546
WHICH IS?
848
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:22,681
I'M NOT DYING.
849
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:25,517
I LIKE THAT IDEA.
850
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:28,620
I'M GONNA GET MY HANDS ON
THIS DRUG ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
851
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,690
HELL, THIS IS AMERICA.
IF WE HAVE TO, WE'LL--
BRIBE.
852
00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:35,026
DAMN RIGHT.
853
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,662
AND EVEN IF I FAIL,
854
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:39,030
THEY SAY IF YOU KEEP
GETTING EXCITED ABOUT LIFE,
855
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:42,200
THE BLOOD RUSHES
TO YOUR BRAIN BETTER.
856
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,536
I'LL LOVE LIFE, ALAN,
857
00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:46,471
EVEN IF IT KILLS ME.
858
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,108
I'LL FISH,
I'LL BE WITH YOU.
859
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:56,114
I'LL LOVE LIFE, ALAN.
860
00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,885
AND NEXT WEEK,
I'LL LOVE LIFE IN WASHINGTON
861
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:01,753
IN FRONT
OF THE SUPREME COURT.
862
00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:04,890
AND AFTER THAT, I'LL LOVE IT
IN--IN NIMMO BAY--
863
00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:06,658
WITH RUTH BADER GINSBURG.
SHE WANTS ME.
864
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:09,227
I SAW THAT.
HEY, MAYBE SHE PERSUADED THEM
TO TAKE THIS CASE.
865
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,763
TO BE CLOSER TO YOU.
866
00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:14,900
OH, RUTHIE, RUTHIE, RUTHIE.
867
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:17,202
HERE WE COME.
868
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:20,371
***
869
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,514
NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"...
870
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,216
WE'RE NOT SELLING OUT
TO A BUNCH OF COMMIES.
871
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,550
DENNY--
HOW DARE YOU?
872
00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:35,520
THEY ARE NOT THE DEVIL.
YES, THEY ARE.
873
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,222
BECAUSE THEY'RE CHINESE?
YES.
874
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,758
(Paul) YOU'RE A BIGOT.
WE PICKED A REALLY BAD WEEK
TO GET MARRIED.
875
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,360
WHO KNOWS HOW LONG
I HAVE LEFT?
YOU HAVE A LONG TIME LEFT.
876
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,797
WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPREME COURT
AND WE'RE GETTING YOU THAT DRUG.
877
00:42:45,831 --> 00:42:48,233
THIS WILL BE, LIKE,
OUR THIRD DATE, JERRY.
HELLO. WELCOME. HELLO.
878
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:50,068
THE INDECENCY OF A DISEASE
879
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:53,071
THAT CRIPPLES THE BODY
AS IT ROTS THE BRAIN
880
00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:56,141
CAN ONLY BE EXCEEDED
BY THE INHUMANITY OF KNOWING
881
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,710
THERE'S A DRUG THAT COULD HELP
AND NOT LETTING HIM HAVE IT.
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