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(upbeat electronic music)
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(hip-hop music)
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(beeping)
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{\an7}(Gete): Smiley face!
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{\an8}I win, suckas!
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{\an9}- It's hard playing Digi-dohs
with a broken arm, bro.
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{\an7}- Shouldn't have got it broke
like a punk, then.
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{\an7}(groaning)
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{\an7}- Maybe you just need
more PEJ.
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{\an8}(Gete): Good Digi-dohs, y'all.
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{\an8}(bottle clattering)
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{\an7}(Gete chuckling)
(man blowing raspberry
on his arm)
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{\an8}(bottle smashing)
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{\an8}(applause)
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{\an8}- As you know, even though
our school is below the line.
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{\an7}Thanks to Dr. Negari's
generous funding and guidance,
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{\an8}we have been molded on
Above the Line schools,
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{\an7}where all public schools
are mandated to give
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{\an7}every single student an award
no matter what.
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{\an8}(snoring)
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{\an7}Lest anyone's self-esteem
fall below the level
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{\an8}of extremely egotistical.
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{\an8}(applause)
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{\an8}And now, to introduce
our valedictorian...
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{\an7}I'd like to bring up a pillar
of our community,
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{\an8}Dr. Aloysius Negari!
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{\an8}(applause, cheering)
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{\an8}- Thank you.
(clearing throat)
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{\an8}At Negari Labs, we are committed
to finding the best of the best,
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{\an8}and getting them into
great institutions
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{\an7}for their federally mandated
college experience
Above the Line.
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{\an7}This next student has definitely
gone above and beyond.
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{\an8}Your valedictorian, Rayna Perez.
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{\an8}(applause, cheering)
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{\an8}It is because of Rayna's
outstanding scholarship,
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{\an7}and her innovative understanding
of technology
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{\an7}that she has been admitted
to the very prestigious
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{\an7}Mouthdart Academy
of the Limited Arts.
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{\an7}Rayna. Congratulations.
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{\an8}- Thank you.
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{\an7}(applause, whistling)
(triumphant music building)
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}I am so proud and honored
to be your valedictorian,
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{\an8}but, I didn't do it alone.
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{\an8}I had great friends and family
who helped me along the way.
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{\an7}My parents were simple
water farmers,
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{\an7}but they always made sure
I had a full belly,
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{\an8}and a roof over my head.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}(applause, cheering)
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{\an8}(Rayna giggling)
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{\an7}Okay, so I know
it'll be difficult,
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{\an8}but I'll visit all the time.
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{\an1}And remember, I'm doing this
for all of us.
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{\an1}After I graduate, I can get
a great salary, and move us all
Above the Line.
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{\an1}- We're proud of you.
And just really excited for you
to go to college.
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{\an3}- Don't worry about us,
just get up there and get going.
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- Okay.
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{\an1}(scream rap music, Chillinx):
♪ Low rider! ♪
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♪ Tinted windows ♪
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- Now this is some good weed.
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Steffi, you wanna hit it?
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(Steffi): Hell yeah, dude.
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- Yeah.
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(Steffi inhaling, coughing)
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{\an1}Yeah!
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(Gete laughing)
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- Hey, Gete.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
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{\an3}- Oh, you know. Just smoking
some weed with Steffi.
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- Oh. Hey, Steffi.
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(dinging)
(Steffi): 'Sup.
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{\an1}- Now damn, girl.
Today was a big day, huh?
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{\an3}You graduated with honors,
I won an Emoji Dominos game.
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(somber music)
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Why you so sad, Rayna?
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{\an1}- Gete. I'm moving
Above the Line for college.
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{\an1}I feel like I just have
to make my own way, and...
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be free.
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{\an1}(Gete scoffing): Are you
breaking up with me?
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{\an1}- I think I have to be open
to whatever situations await me.
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{\an1}(dinging)
(Steffi): Screw that.
You broke his heart, biatch.
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{\an1}- Hey. Hey, hey.
- You're a biatch, Steffi!
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{\an3}- Ladies, ladies!
Come on, not this again, huh?!
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Steffi, you need to back off!
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(Steffi): Yeah. Whatevs, Gete.
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{\an3}- I love Rayna, but we need
to respect her decision.
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Now, you ever need anything,
you know where to find me.
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- Actually, I don't.
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{\an1}You crash all over the place,
and are unpredictable.
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{\an1}(scream rap music, Chillinx):
♪ Tinted windows ♪
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♪ Love weed and guns ♪
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♪ Love hoes, love these hoes ♪
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{\an1}(guitar playing)
(student singing): ♪ Low rider ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Tinted windows ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ I love weed ♪
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♪ I love guns ♪
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♪ I love hoes ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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(muffled singing in background)
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- Rayna. You're here!
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{\an3}- Colleen, it's so nice to...
meet you in person.
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{\an1}- I know.
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{\an3}Hologram hangouts are nice,
but so impersonal!
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- Totally.
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- High five, roomie!
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(laughing)
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We missed!
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{\an1}With antics like these,
I can tell
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{\an1}we are going to be
best friends immediately.
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- Sure.
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{\an1}(awkward laughter)
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{\an3}- My mom insisted I pack, like,
25 years worth of food.
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So embarrassing.
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{\an1}- Moms. Can't live without
them, but you'd hate to live
with 'em, right?
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(exaggerated laughter)
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- Amazing! You are hilarious!
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{\an1}I already feel like
we're besties!
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Well, this food my mom packed
is full of essential nutrients.
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{\an3}Feel free to have any of it
at any time.
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I also have tons of vitamins.
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{\an3}I recommend taking
a multivitamin once a day,
with breakfast.
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- I will... maybe do that.
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{\an3}- Anyways, my favorite band
is Chillinx.
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- Oh yeah. She's great.
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- Equal to Chilinx? I love...
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Hobo Railroad Project.
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{\an1}- Oh, my God!
Hobo Railroad Project!
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{\an1}Totally my favorite!
Those bowler hats?
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- Right?
- How cute.
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{\an3}- Oh, we have the same
musical tastes!
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{\an1}We are such great friends.
- Yeah.
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{\an1}(knocking)
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{\an1}Uh... Did someone mention
my favorite band?
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{\an3}- Chester. This is
my roommate, Rayna.
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{\an1}- Great to meet you. I can tell
you're gonna love college,
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{\an1}and fit in well up here
Above the Line.
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- What?
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{\an1}- Speaking of
our favorite band,
Hobo Railroad Project,
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{\an1}I have two tickets
to the show tonight.
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You, uh, care to join me?
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{\an1}- Yeah. Totally.
That'd be great.
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{\an1}- Great.
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Okay. I will see you tonight.
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{\an1}Pleasure meeting you.
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- Wow. Sparks much?
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{\an1}- I mean, yeah.
He's kinda cute.
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(loud music, cheering)
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{\an1}(man): We love you
Hobo Railroad!
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- Oh, what a treat.
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{\an1}- That was so much fun.
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Chester, it was amazing seeing
the Hobo Railroad Project live.
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{\an1}Thank you.
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- No prob.
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How about a glass of wine?
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- Yeah.
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{\an1}- I actually stashed some
Pomegranate Electrolyte Wine
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that I got from my parents'
vineyard down in Irmingblam.
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{\an1}The poms are grown in soil
aerated by worms.
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{\an1}And well, the vines
are whispered to daily.
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{\an1}There you are.
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{\an1}Cheers.
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(soft music in background)
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- Mmm. It's really good.
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{\an3}So, how many sweater vests
do you have?
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- Oh, literally thousands.
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(laughing)
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{\an1}Oh... I'm sorry.
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{\an1}This isn't how we hook up
Above the Line.
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{\an1}Um... But I'm excited.
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{\an1}I'm gonna leave the room,
you're gonna stay here,
and you're gonna...
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{\an1}Just wait, okay? Trust me.
You'll like it.
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{\an1}(door closing)
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(phone chiming)
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(ominous music)
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{\an1}- Seriously?
They don't actually
have sex?
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(pop rock music)
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{\an1}(Hobo Railroad Project):
♪ Oh ♪
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{\an1}♪ Sext one, sext two,
sext three ♪
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{\an1}♪ Come on baby
and sext with me ♪
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♪ I didn't want to do it ♪
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{\an1}♪ But sext is
the next closest thing ♪
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♪ Sexting, sexting, sexting ♪
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♪ Sexting the night away ♪
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(scream rap music)
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{\an1}(Chilinx):
♪ Well be careful
what you wish for ♪
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♪ You just might get it ♪
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{\an1}♪ It could ruin your life
if your ♪
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♪ Boyfriend wants to hit it ♪
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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college,
go to college ♪
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(birds chirping)
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(Rayna exhaling)
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{\an1}- You okay?
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{\an1}- Yeah.
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{\an1}- Hmm. Somebody
had some fun last night.
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- Yeah, me and Chester.
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{\an1}- Say no more.
I am so happy for you.
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He is the perfect guy.
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- Totally.
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- Okay.
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{\an1}Are you ready for
your gosh-dang hazing?
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{\an1}- Yeah, are you ready?
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(exhales): I'm ready.
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- You're gosh-dang awesome!
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You're gosh-dang good at stuff!
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I like you!
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{\an3}- I'm glad you're gonna join
the frat, gosh-dangit!
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{\an1}I respect the gosh-dang
out of you!
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- Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
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And thank you, sirs.
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{\an1}Do you guys mind if we pause
the hazing for just...
one second?
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{\an1}- Of course.
- Whatever you need.
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- Thank you.
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Rayna. So embarrassing.
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{\an3}That was
my fraternity hazing ritual.
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- Oh. It just sounded like
they were being really nice.
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- Well, of course.
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{\an3}No one should be bullied
in this day and age,
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{\an3}not even
in a fraternity ritual.
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{\an1}- Oh... kay.
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{\an3}- Speaking of fraternities,
we're having a big party
at the house tonight.
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{\an3}Um... Love it if you came.
Bring Colleen.
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{\an1}- Sounds like fun.
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{\an3}- Great. I should...
Better get back, so...
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{\an3}- I love that gosh-dang
sweater-dress!
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{\an1}- Not everyone can pull off
a sweater-dress,
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{\an1}but you do, gosh-dangit!
Good gosh-dang job!
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{\an3}(high fiving)
(Chester): You should thank
my mom, she made it.
236
00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,423
{\an3}- I'm so excited
for this party.
237
00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:06,992
{\an1}- Colleen, can I tell you
something?
238
00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:09,361
{\an3}- Rayna, you can tell me
anything.
239
00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:11,196
{\an3}I'm literally
your best friend.
240
00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:14,433
{\an1}- Chester is great. It's just,
he never wants to have sex,
241
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,468
{\an1}he only wants to sext.
242
00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:18,170
(Colleen chuckling): Sweetie.
243
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,806
{\an3}That's how a lot of us
do it Above the Line.
244
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:23,075
{\an3}As technology progresses,
there's less and less reason
245
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,476
for physical intimacy.
246
00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,911
{\an1}- Oh...
247
00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:27,780
{\an1}(phone chiming)
248
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,751
{\an1}Ham.
249
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,919
{\an1}I need ham.
250
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,487
(mechanical whirring)
251
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,955
{\an3}- Go to
the Most Convenient Store.
252
00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,156
One just rolled up.
253
00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:40,159
{\an3}(automated voice): Welcome
to the Most Convenient Store.
254
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,960
{\an1}How may I assist your shopping
needs this evening?
255
00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:42,995
{\an1}- Ham.
256
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,163
{\an3}- I do not
understand "him".
257
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,164
{\an1}- No, ham.
(banging on machine)
258
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,365
I need it, give it to me.
259
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:47,900
- I don't know
"jam bit".
260
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,934
{\an1}- Ham!
- Let's try again.
261
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:49,935
- Ham, ham, ham!
262
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,438
(machine whirring, vibrating)
263
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,442
(machine dinging)
264
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,912
(eerie music)
265
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:06,485
{\an1}Sorry. I just needed ham.
I'm alright.
266
00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:10,422
(automated voice): I don't know
"Paul Blight". Let's try again.
267
00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,958
(loud music, party soundscape)
268
00:13:12,991 --> 00:13:15,494
(guys chanting):
Tutu! Tutu! Tutu!
269
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,063
(Blummy): Great keg stand, bro!
270
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:21,033
{\an1}You know what? You're a really
great gosh-dang guy!
271
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,502
{\an1}(Tutu): Dang! Back atcha,
brother!
272
00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,471
{\an3}- Oh. You've got
a stray piece of ham.
273
00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:29,942
{\an1}- God, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
274
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,945
{\an3}- It's okay.
This is good. Protein.
275
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:37,817
(loud music)
276
00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:42,087
- Hey, guys. You made it!
277
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,956
{\an1}- Hey.
- You are not going
to believe it.
278
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,426
{\an1}Nerf Duhall,
from Hobo Railroad Project,
is here tonight.
279
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:48,627
{\an1}- Really?
280
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:52,898
- Writing a song isn't so much
writing, as it is connecting
281
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,600
{\an3}to the great source
of the universe.
282
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,169
I just let it speak through me.
283
00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,505
(sniffing)
284
00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,841
Woo!
285
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,109
Schnootzy anyone?
286
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:05,845
- That is so awesome.
287
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,181
{\an1}- I respect
all these gosh-dang women!
288
00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:11,951
{\an1}(Tutu): I respect them all
so gosh-dang much!
289
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,556
(clearing throat)
290
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,392
- Oh. This is my favorite song.
291
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,027
{\an1}- Oh, mine too.
This is my favorite.
292
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,329
Um... You wanna dance?
293
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,432
- Yeah. Sure.
294
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,413
(birds chirping)
295
00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:42,514
(phone chiming)
296
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,483
Oh. It's Gete.
297
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,151
- Rayna.
298
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:49,454
{\an3}Texting with Gete
is only going to encourage him.
299
00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:51,257
You're with Chester, now.
300
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:53,992
{\an1}- Colleen,
I'm not "with" anyone,
301
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:56,095
and I can text whoever I want.
302
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,637
My period button isn't working.
303
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:06,605
{\an1}(phone chiming)
304
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,142
(stomach growling)
305
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:12,611
- Pickle?
306
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:15,147
(eerie music)
307
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,181
- Yeah.
308
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:26,125
{\an1}- Here. Let me make you
a vitamin protein shake
to go with that.
309
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,128
- Why are you and Chester
so excited about getting me
protein?
310
00:15:30,161 --> 00:15:32,164
{\an1}- We just want you
to be healthy.
311
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,536
{\an1}- I have to get to the bottom
of these texts.
312
00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:46,378
- Tele-Dial-Corp, Dirg speaking.
313
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:49,581
{\an1}How may I assist your cellular
and digital needs today?
314
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,684
- Hi. I wanted to trace a text.
315
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:56,221
{\an1}- Tracing a text?
Let me transfer you.
316
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:58,357
(singing):
♪ Hold music ♪
317
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,659
♪ You're listening to some ♪
318
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:03,762
♪ Hold music, while you hold! ♪
319
00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:06,431
(mimicking guitar solo)
320
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,734
(mimicking guitar solo)
321
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:10,469
(Rayna): Excuse me?
322
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,539
Um... Are you singing
your own hold music?
323
00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:15,407
- Busted.
324
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,642
Research shows that customers
325
00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,378
are more satisfied with service
326
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,346
if they've gone from one
department to another.
327
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,481
Sorry.
328
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,515
- I just...
329
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,218
{\an1}want to know where
these texts are coming from.
330
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,552
- I can help you with that.
331
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,721
Can I get your first
and last name, please?
332
00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:31,123
- Rayna Perez.
333
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,557
- Thank you, Rayna.
334
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:35,995
{\an1}Would you please answer
the following security question?
335
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,430
{\an1}You are walking through
the desert,
336
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,232
{\an1}and you see a tortoise!
You reach--
337
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,533
- I would help the tortoise.
338
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:44,169
- Very good!
339
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,038
(clapping, laughing)
340
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,774
And... beginning the trace.
341
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:52,210
Beep!
342
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,278
Blurp!
343
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:54,780
Boop!
344
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,282
{\an1}- Um... Are you making your own
tracing noises now?
345
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,818
- Um... Yes.
346
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,521
The tracing system is silent,
347
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,058
but research has shown that
customers are more confident
348
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,692
{\an1}in the system
if they hear some sounds.
349
00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:11,563
Beeps, boops, et ceteras.
350
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:12,497
- That's fine.
351
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,132
- Boop.
352
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,334
The trace is complete.
353
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:19,538
{\an1}These unknown texts
have been coming from...
354
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,139
(gasping)
355
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:23,242
Inside you!
356
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:31,150
- Take me to the doctor.
357
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:33,452
(dramatic music)
- Miss Perez...
358
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,620
{\an1}It's a good thing you came
to see a doctor.
359
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,122
You're pregnant.
360
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:40,325
{\an3}- What? But I haven't
had sex in months.
361
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:43,328
{\an3}- Miss Perez.
What you're saying
is not possible.
362
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,231
{\an3}Because you are, indeed,
pregnant.
363
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:48,767
{\an1}- No. What you're saying
is impossible,
364
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,837
because I haven't had sex
in months! I would know!
365
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:52,838
- Impossible?
366
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,607
What I'm saying is impossible?
367
00:17:55,907 --> 00:18:00,145
{\an1}Well! The Saustin School of
Medical Stuff would disagree
with you!
368
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:03,315
{\an3}Arthur G. Ooscar,
College of Online Arts
and Letters
369
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,583
would disagree with you!
370
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,787
{\an1}I guess I'm not
the World's Best Dad then,
either!
371
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:09,821
(mug smashes)
372
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:11,423
{\an1}- Let's take it down
a notch!
373
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:12,591
- Dude, what the hell?!
374
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,559
- My apologies.
375
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,264
{\an1}My behavior is unbefitting
of a graduate of
the School of MedStu.
376
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:23,335
{\an1}But the fact remains:
You are pregnant.
377
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,736
(dramatic music)
378
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:27,172
- I'm not ready to be a mother.
379
00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:30,408
{\an3}I just got into college.
I want a career.
380
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,812
- Well, sometimes what we want
isn't what's best for the world.
381
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,413
- What does that mean?
382
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,516
{\an1}- You can go home,
have your baby,
383
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,151
and then go back to college.
384
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,619
Chester and I will go with you.
385
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,555
{\an3}- You and Chester?
How would that work?
386
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,657
I have to talk to my parents.
387
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,293
{\an3}- There's no problem.
We're here.
388
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,495
{\an1}- What are you do--
389
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:53,465
Did you just... Were you behind
the curtain this whole time?
390
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:54,900
{\an3}- Your roommate Colleen
is right.
391
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,668
{\an1}Move home, have the baby.
392
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,670
{\an3}She and Chester
can come help.
393
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,574
{\an1}- How can anyone say that?
How can you say that?
394
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,409
You've never even met Chester.
395
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:08,147
{\an1}(Chester clearing throat)
Actually, they have.
396
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,216
{\an1}- You were
behind the curtain too?
397
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,320
{\an1}Dr. Negari...?
(stammering)
398
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,522
{\an1}Why don't you all just step out
at the same time?
399
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:18,823
- I don't know.
400
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:20,425
- Super weird.
401
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,227
- That's your opinion.
402
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,396
- Beep! Boop!
403
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:27,933
- Dirg? From the call center?
404
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,401
- Beep!
405
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,671
- Rayna, you should be proud.
406
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,908
{\an3}We have chosen you
as the ideal mother
for a new life form.
407
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:40,179
{\an1}A form of life that's been
digitally created.
408
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,347
Behold.
409
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,383
(soft music, cooing)
410
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,718
An Emoji baby!
411
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,591
Rayna, you are the mother
of the first Emoji baby!
412
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:54,793
- The sexting...
413
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:59,764
{\an3}- Soon, our society
will no longer need
physical intimacy at all.
414
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,800
{\an3}Imagine how much
more powerful we will be,
415
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,503
{\an3}when we don't have
to depend on one another.
416
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,474
{\an3}We've been grooming you,
Rayna, to raise this baby,
417
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:12,944
and we have found you
the perfect partner.
418
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:14,713
- We just started dating.
419
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,414
{\an1}- Chester will help you
raise the baby,
420
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,583
{\an1}your family will be moved
Above the Line
421
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:19,784
{\an3}to be a part
of the child's life,
422
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:22,320
{\an1}and we've got a fully carpeted
condo all set up for you,
423
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,323
{\an1}beautiful wall-to-wall
carpeting.
424
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:29,027
{\an1}This is what you wanted, Rayna.
To get your family
Above the Line.
425
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,595
- Not like this.
426
00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,965
You all knew about this?
You were all in on it?
427
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,535
{\an1}- I'm not a real doctor.
I'm an actor.
428
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,637
{\an1}Bet you couldn't tell.
429
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:44,409
{\an1}You know, acting isn't really
acting, it's reacting.
430
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,644
It's becoming a--
431
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,645
- Shut up, Lance!
432
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,913
- Sorry.
433
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:49,814
- Actors.
434
00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:52,384
- Mom. Dad?
435
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,387
{\an3}- Rayna, darling, listen.
We're moving Above the Line!
436
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,355
Dr. Negari's gonna relocate us.
437
00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,824
{\an1}- To a fully carpeted condo.
- Enough about the stupid
carpeting!
438
00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:01,826
{\an1}(intense music)
Colleen? All those shakes?
439
00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:04,396
{\an1}- It was to prepare your body
for the sext baby.
440
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:11,970
{\an1}- The Most Convenient Store.
Somehow I feel most betrayed
by you.
441
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,306
{\an1}(automated voice): I don't know
"bell taped by you".
442
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:17,008
{\an1}- So there's no one
I could trust.
443
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,778
- Nah! You got me, babe!
444
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,313
(emotional music)
445
00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:24,482
{\an3}Yo, what's up, Rayna?
I'm here to save you, girl.
446
00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:27,519
{\an3}Come with me.
And let's raise
this baby right.
447
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,820
- No.
(music stopping)
448
00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,789
- What?
- No, Gete.
449
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,791
You're a 25-year-old
high school senior.
450
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,327
{\an1}You're nice, but totally
undependable.
451
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,997
{\an1}Okay. So if I'm understanding
all this,
452
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,933
{\an1}sexting is the way
to implant the baby.
453
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,069
{\an1}- That's the science
behind it, yes.
454
00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:47,806
{\an1}- Then you shouldn't have
done this to the valedictorian
of a tech high school.
455
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,376
Screen grab. Chester. Send.
456
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:52,577
- Rayna, no!
(chiming)
457
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,012
{\an3}(Chester): Doc?
(baby): Daddy!
458
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,413
- Doc, what's happening?
459
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,483
{\an1}- She's forwarded the baby
to you! Send it back, Chester,
send it back!
460
00:21:58,516 --> 00:21:59,685
- Chester, blocked!
461
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,121
{\an1}You want this baby so much?
You have it.
462
00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,823
- No, what about my career?!
463
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,759
{\an1}- I don't know, figure it out!
I'm going back to college.
464
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,631
- Fully carpeted condo!
465
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:17,836
(humming "Rock-a-bye baby")
466
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:23,542
(humming continues, eerie music)
467
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:28,413
(baby stirring)
468
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,391
(cooing)
469
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:46,865
(humming echoes)
470
00:23:01,946 --> 00:23:06,851
♪ Low rider ♪
471
00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:09,587
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
472
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:13,425
♪ Tinted windows,
tinted windows ♪
473
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,826
♪ Tinted windows ♪
474
00:23:14,859 --> 00:23:16,127
♪ I love weed ♪
475
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,629
♪ I love guns ♪
476
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,831
{\an8}♪ I love hoes ♪
477
00:23:19,864 --> 00:23:21,633
{\an8}♪ I love my hoes ♪
478
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,067
{\an8}♪ I love to smoke weed ♪
479
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,669
{\an8}♪ I love to shoot my gun ♪
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00:23:24,702 --> 00:23:27,439
{\an7}♪ I love my hoes, my hoes,
my hoes ♪
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00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,908
{\an8}(vocalizing)
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00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,684
(guitar strumming)
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