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[Romy] This is huge, Bobs.
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An evil mayor? An evil plan?
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We gotta get Kim
and put an end to phone-ageddon!
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-[Bobby exclaims]
-Ugh.
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Can I take a shower first?
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-Body odor can wait, evil cannot!
-[yells]
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Kim!
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-[panting]
-We've got big news!
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[both gasp] No way!
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What's up, my Doomies?
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He lives?
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[stammers] But no one's ever
escaped Subterra.
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-Unless…
-[metallic squeaking]
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[footsteps approaching]
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[both whimpering]
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[both] When there's no room left in
Subterra, monsters shall walk the Earth!
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[Doug] So there I was,
the lonely Lord of Subterra,
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when my eyes met the lovely Myrrh
across a crowded nightmare-scape.
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Then yada yada yada, Kim sprung us,
and here we are.
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[Bobby, Romy chuckle]
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It's good to have you back, Doug.
You and your soulmate.
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Power couple names! I'm thinking
Derrgh or… [gasps] …ooh, Myrr-Doug?
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Ugh, sounds like Mordam.
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Thank goodness she's gone, eh, Bobby?
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Although, odd I didn't see her
in Subterra.
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[chokes, coughs] What?
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Yeah, of course.
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M- Mordam is deffo… [chuckles] …long gone!
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Besides, who cares?
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There's a newer, bigger evil in town.
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Mayor Mallory. Who we need to stop, now.
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Sorry, kid, but Myrrh and I
need to settle into our love bubble.
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[both chuckle, coo]
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[all shudder]
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If that's some kind of monster
bonding ritual, we don't wanna know.
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I'm talking about the lighthouse.
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You know, I think I missed my armchair
the most in Subterra.
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A-After all of you, of course. [chuckles]
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Hate to break it to you,
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-but your lighthouse is being squatted.
-Huh?
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-There's a new Light Keeper…
-What?
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…and a new me.
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Minus the charm of course.
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Wait, hold the cheese.
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Are you saying the Council of
the Light Keepers has already replaced me?
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[grunts]
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Time to reclaim my lighthouse!
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Come on, guys!
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-[phone chimes]
-Oh. That's my mom.
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-Bobby?
-"Come home quick."
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She never texts, not even on birthdays.
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This must be super important.
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Go ahead, Bobs. We'll just save the world
after everyone's domestic issues.
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-Myrrh! Hold up!
-[growls]
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You're gonna need a disguise
in case things go south.
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Killjoy's a real monsterphobe.
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Then this Killjoy shall deal with me.
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Lord of Subterra.
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Formerly.
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[groans]
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My Demon Queen, allow me
to carry you across the threshold…
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[straining]
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Blasted Killjoy's even changed the locks.
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[door unlocks]
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[both chuckle]
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Squatter!
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Sitting in my armchair, in my lighthouse!
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How dare you?
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Oh. Well, who are you, Goldilocks?
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Oh, no, wait.
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You're the cowardly ex-Light Keeper
who was thrown into Subterra.
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No, I threw myself in, with, uh, heroism.
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Now, if you could kindly throw me
at this intruder, sweetheart.
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[yelling]
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-Huh?
-[groans]
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-[grunting]
-This is Light Keeper property.
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-[grunts]
-Oh, that's a new stain.
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-And you're no Light Keeper.
-[grunting, groaning]
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Oh, you're gonna tear the fabric!
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[both grunting] Huh?
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[both grunt]
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[sighs] She's quite strong
for an old lady.
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So? She's my, um, gym bunny.
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-[chuckles]
-[Romy] Come on, Doug.
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You two are acting like kids,
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and I'm saying that as a kid.
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[clears throat] You're right, Romy.
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Let's go stop the mayor.
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-[panting, yelling]
-[grunts]
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-[laughs]
-[groans]
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I'll let you sit, if you beg.
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[grunts] You're not going
to humiliate me in my own home.
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I challenge you to the ultimate duel.
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The Banisher.
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Winner gets the lighthouse.
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And the loser gets banished.
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You dudes wanna play a board game
on the brink of an apocalypse?
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[scoffs, laughs] No, child.
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This is our time-honored tradition
for settling disputes among Light Keepers.
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[scoffs] More like your fragile egos.
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[game orb] Welcome to Banisher.
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Where the winner holds sway.
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They alone wield the runes to banish,
and have the final say!
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[thunderclap]
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Soon this lighthouse will be ours,
my lady.
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She's no lady.
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That inhuman strength and that runic ring…
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She's a monster!
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-[Doug, Romy gasp]
-[Myrrh groans]
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Chosen One, dust her into oblivion!
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Not gonna happen. Kim works for me!
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Uh, I mean… [stammers]
You know what I mean.
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Just a couple notes.
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I don't work for anyone anymore,
and I think Killjoy means Kim 2.
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Killjoy keeps you in a pocket dimension?
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-Not cool.
-[grunts]
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[grunting]
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-[growls]
-[strains]
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So, what's the emergency?
Is the house on fire?
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What?
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No, sweetie. I've got a surprise!
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How about your favorite
salted butter caramel ice cream?
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It'll make the surprise go down easier.
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You know how much
I've loved our time together,
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and I have this book tour coming up, so…
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You're leaving already?
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Yes, but this time, you get to join me.
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Think of all the adventures we'll have.
You and me, around the world.
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[gasps] The whole world.
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But, uh, what about my friends?
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Oh… [scoffs] …I'm sure
they'll still be here when we come back.
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[scoffs] In four years.
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Four years?
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One, two, three, four… [stammers]
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That's like a third of my life.
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[gulps]
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[chokes, cries]
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Oh, you-you okay, kiddo?
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Um, yeah, yeah.
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Just… Just got brain freeze.
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[inhales sharply] Ooh.
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Maybe Bobby just needs
a little time to think.
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Oh, of course.
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Take all the time you need.
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Uh, until morning. [chuckles]
That's when our boat leaves.
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Now, what to pack
for four seasons in six continents?
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Uh-huh. [cries, gulps]
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[cries, sniffles] Cool.
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[cries, gulps]
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[grunts]
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-[grunts] Myrrh, run for it.
-[grunts]
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I'm literally locked in.
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It's in the rules.
If I leave the table, I die.
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But I promise, I'll be right by your side,
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running away from Kim 2,
after I crush Killjoy.
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Go, my love.
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[Kim panting, grunts]
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[grunting]
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[Kims grunting]
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Aw, you're confused, old man.
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See, we're the ones
who are gonna crush you.
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Ugh, oh, I've had it with you two.
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I am off to save the world,
with or without your help.
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A retro game?
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Cool, count me in.
I could use a distraction right now.
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Stop!
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[grunts] What have you done?
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This is not a kids' game.
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In fact, it's not suitable for any age!
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Doug, I've faced a lot worse
than a board game.
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Oh, but in this one,
you play with your life.
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[Killjoy chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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Great. This is
the second worst decision of the day.
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Why? What's up?
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Ah, it's… [grunts] …complicated.
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[stammers] I-I've gotta choose if I go
on a world tour with my mom,
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or stay here with my friends.
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-[gasps]
-Then again, I might not survive this,
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so… [chuckles] …silver lining?
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Whoa, a world tour sounds long.
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Listen, Bobs, whatever choice you make,
I'll always be your bestie.
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[stammers] But let's get through
this game first. Together.
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[game orb] Aw, friendship.
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Classic Banisher mistake.
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Nevertheless, the game has begun.
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Now, let the horror be spun!
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[thunderclap]
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[chuckles]
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[game orb] Face the black abyss.
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A cosmic hiss.
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It devours with a dreadful twist.
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[all grunting, groaning]
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-[groaning]
-Bobby!
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[Bobby grunts]
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[grunting]
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Armchair! No!
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-Huh?
-[grunts, strains]
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[Killjoy grunts]
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[grunts, straining]
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[yells]
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-[Doug coughing]
-[Bobby, Romy panting]
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[sighs] Nothing like a good stretch.
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This is for my armchair.
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[Myrrh whimpers]
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I don't wanna fight you.
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Killjoy is not your boss.
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-Choose your own life.
-[grunting]
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[both grunt]
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[both grunting]
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[grunting]
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[exclaims, grunts]
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Don't make the same mistakes I did.
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I don't make mistakes. [grunts]
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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-[grunts]
-[gasps]
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You don't need to blindly follow
your Light Keeper.
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Follow your heart.
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My heart only serves
to pump blood around my body
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to make me an efficient monster assassin.
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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Was I ever that pigheaded?
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[chuckles] Oh, goody, my turn again.
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[game orb] And the next player takes
the floor to find the hidden Minotaur.
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But hurry before it finds you.
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[roaring]
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[Killjoy chuckles]
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[grunts]
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[creature shrieks]
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Killjoy is wiping the floor with us.
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Especially you, Doug.
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This is so humiliating.
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Just when I got my ego back.
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[chuckles] Hey, did you guys know
Minotaur horns bring good luck?
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Oh, wait. Well, not for the Minotaur.
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And you're heading the same way, Doug.
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[grumbles]
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[game orb grunts]
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Oh, wow, a creepy doll.
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Hello, my new best friend!
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And unlike
the childhood plushie you still keep,
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I already know all your secrets.
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Thought twins!
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Can it, doll!
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Word of advice.
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Plucking a monobrow
will only make it grow back darker.
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-[Romy whimpers]
-You like smelling your toes way too much.
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Wow, this game really helps
take your mind off things.
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-[Bobby yells]
-Bobby!
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[panting]
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Forget what I said.
We need to end this game now!
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Agreed. But I don't think
those two man-babies
256
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,280
-are gonna end this any time soon.
-[both grunting]
257
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,520
[grunts, gasps]
258
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,320
[gasps]
259
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,320
[groans]
260
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,080
[grunts]
261
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,640
[grunts]
262
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,560
[gasps, groans]
263
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,480
[gasps]
264
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,960
[panting]
265
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,800
[straining]
266
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,760
Hmm?
267
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,000
-[Myrrh grunts]
-Huh?
268
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,360
[both] Huh?
269
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,280
Argh!
270
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,440
[grunting]
271
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,280
[all straining]
272
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,520
[exhales sharply]
273
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,800
[all yell]
274
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,800
[coughs]
275
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,600
[Myrrh groans]
276
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,480
Thanks.
277
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,880
[game orb] Welcome to
the square of banality.
278
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,360
Now, enjoy your cup of tea.
279
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,200
A soothing brew?
What's so scary about that?
280
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,640
[slurps] It's hotter than
the lava fields of Subterra…
281
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,680
[slurps, groans]
282
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,440
…but I can take it.
283
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,760
-[slurps]
-[Romy sighs]
284
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,800
[game orb] Here lies the giving square,
285
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,040
a chance to swap your curses
with another player.
286
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120
Yes!
287
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,040
Hey, Killjoy,
wanna play with my doll forever?
288
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,080
[Killjoy chuckles]
289
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,360
[grunts]
290
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,080
[Romy, Doug, Bobby gasp]
291
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,560
[scoffs] Unlike you,
292
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:21,120
I've lived the honest, pure life
of a Light Keeper.
293
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,320
That's why I'm going to win,
294
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,520
-and you're going to get banished.
-[thunderclap]
295
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,800
Doug, what's he talking about?
296
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,880
The game's gonna banish us all.
297
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,080
The Light Keeper elders devised it
as a way to weed out the weak.
298
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,680
It's a really deeply broke system.
299
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,920
[gasps]
300
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,520
Uh, wait, w-wait, banish us where?
301
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,280
I thought it just meant
leaving the lighthouse.
302
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,920
To the Never Dimension.
303
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,120
A place of untold horrors,
with even worse food than in Subterra.
304
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,680
Ugh, so I'm told.
305
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,600
[chuckles]
306
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,800
A perfect ten.
307
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,640
Victory is mine!
308
00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,040
[all whimpering]
309
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,840
Why didn't you warn us?
310
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,800
We could have,
I-I don't know, tried harder?
311
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,920
I was sure I was gonna win.
312
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,480
You should've begged me for mercy.
313
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,080
But you know the rules.
314
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,920
[game orb] A winner arises.
315
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,280
Losers, prepare for your demises.
316
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,000
[Doug] Please, game orb,
317
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,440
at least let me say goodbye to Myrrh.
318
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,320
Victory be to the best player,
319
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,480
who won this game fair and square.
320
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,560
[gasps] A funny secret just popped
into my head.
321
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,000
Killjoy moves the dice with his mind.
322
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,400
What a scamp.
323
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,440
-[giggles]
-What?
324
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,800
[singsongy] Cheater, cheater,
pumpkin eater.
325
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,560
Enough!
326
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,640
[game orb] Deceiver!
327
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,800
-You shall pay a penalty!
-No!
328
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,400
[yelling]
329
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,760
[all yell]
330
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,240
This isn't over!
331
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,480
[yells]
332
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,400
Welp, this confirms it.
333
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,120
Game nights always end in tears.
334
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,440
I can't believe it.
335
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,480
Me and my big ego almost doomed you both.
336
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,360
All 'cause I wanted to prove
I was better than Killjoy.
337
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,720
-Please, forgive me.
-[Bobby] Aw.
338
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,080
-We're used to it.
-[Romy] Yeah.
339
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,920
You should save that apology for Myrrh.
340
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,640
No more playing around.
341
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,880
[roars]
342
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,680
[gasps]
343
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,400
[roaring]
344
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,480
[all scream]
345
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,840
Where are you going?
346
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,000
We've got a game to finish!
347
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,600
What happened to being banished?
348
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,680
[groans] I guess he wasn't
'cause we never finished the game!
349
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,120
[grunts] Killjoy must've
magic-hacked it from the inside.
350
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,520
[grunts]
351
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,880
I'll handle this. You two,
get to the finish line and end this game.
352
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,160
You are not seriously still playing
that ridiculous game.
353
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,400
You know, in my defense,
I was about to stop until Killjoy became…
354
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,520
Hmm? Well, that thing!
355
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,880
[Kims, Myrrh] Huh?
356
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,960
[screaming]
357
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,040
[all exclaim]
358
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,800
[Myrrh, Kim 2 grunt]
359
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,520
Master?
360
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,160
What have you become?
361
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,520
What I need to be to destroy our enemy.
362
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,960
Now, vanquish them!
363
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,760
No, the only evil here is you.
364
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,600
Go.
365
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,080
[both panting]
366
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,720
[Kim 2 grunting]
367
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:11,960
[grunts]
368
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,840
[grunts] I'm so sorry, Myrrh.
369
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,200
I don't know why I wanted
to win this game so badly.
370
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,360
I have all I've ever wanted
right here in front of me.
371
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,240
[Myrrh groans]
372
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,040
[both panting]
373
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,360
-[grunts, gasps]
-[roars]
374
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,520
[both straining]
375
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,080
[roars]
376
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,240
Hi-yah!
377
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,880
[grunting]
378
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,160
[Bobby grunting]
379
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,040
-[both panting]
-[roars]
380
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,440
-[both panting, screaming]
-[yells]
381
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,880
[both screaming]
382
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,760
[grunting]
383
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,880
[growls, roars]
384
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,120
[Kim 2 grunts]
385
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,040
[yells]
386
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,760
[straining]
387
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,640
[both grunt]
388
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320
What just happened?
389
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,080
-You followed your heart.
-[grunts]
390
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,720
[strained] Following your heart blows.
391
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,960
No!
392
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,600
-[grunts]
-[straining]
393
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,840
[chuckles]
394
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,880
[both panting]
395
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,400
And you just need a one, two, three,
four… [stammers] …12 to win.
396
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,600
[groans] No pressure.
397
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,160
-[both screaming]
-[growls]
398
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,800
[Bobby whimpering]
399
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,000
Game over.
400
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,440
No, we've got one last move.
401
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,000
[screams]
402
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,200
A six! Yes!
403
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,200
What? That has to be against the rules!
404
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,520
[chuckles]
405
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,880
Fool, I am the rules.
406
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:30,200
And without dice, all you can do is die.
407
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:32,880
No!
408
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,480
This game was fixed
by some old Light Keepers
409
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,360
'cause they couldn't sort out
their problems,
410
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,000
but I can, and I'm done playing!
411
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,640
[panting, grunts]
412
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,360
[yells]
413
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,200
[Doug grunts]
414
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,760
-[gasps] How'd you know that would work?
-[pants]
415
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,760
I didn't.
416
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,240
I-I just trusted my gut.
417
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,760
Oh. I gotta call my mom.
418
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,040
So, yeah, sorry, Mom.
419
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,040
I've got enough adventure here
in Ouimper with my friends.
420
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,760
[Susan sighs] I understand, sweetie.
421
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,720
Well, thanks for thinking it through.
422
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,520
-But can we do a call every evening?
-[sighs]
423
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,440
Uh, yeah.
424
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,960
Uh, but mornings are better.
425
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,400
Things get a little,
um, busy here at night.
426
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480
Okay, love ya.
427
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,080
All okay back home?
428
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,160
Great, now we can finally
take down the mayor.
429
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,720
I've already called
Constable Stephane for backup.
430
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,200
Huh?
431
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,120
[yells]
432
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,240
[theme song playing]
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