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-[crows cawing]
-[thunderclap]
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[thunderclap]
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[Kim grunting]
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[panting, groans]
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Restless dead!
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Mark my word,
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this seal thou shalt never break through,
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never to rise anew!
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[screams]
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[Bobby strains]
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One.
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[straining]
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And done.
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Whoo. Four years of this
and I'll be ripped!
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[grunts] Okay, let's say five.
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-[Jenny] Bobby…
-Huh?
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…your weird friends are here.
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Whoo! [chuckles]
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Hey, Bubs, I hate to ask,
but can you be at the diner at 12:00?
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-I need to, uh, run an errand.
-[Bobby] Sure.
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Anything for my favorite aunt. [chuckles]
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-Mmm. [smacks lips] Mmm.
-You better be there.
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[slurps]
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All right!
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[grunting]
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[both chuckle, babble]
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So, Doug's translating the runes
on the Ragata Rock.
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What's our plan?
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Terror Tours brochures!
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Now is our chance to use my arm to debunk…
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-Or bunk.
-…Ouimper's most touristy mysteries.
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Failing that, we can always cash in
on their meal deals.
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Ka-ching!
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Let's go hunt some monsters.
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Next.
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[yawns] The Yawning Cave is a no-glow.
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Any spooky apparitions?
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Just splinters.
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[groans] Sure hope Doug
is making better progress
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translating those runes.
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[Doug groans] I'm not making any progress!
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[sighs] Come on, Doug, focus.
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-This brain commands you.
-[mouse chitters]
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Ooh. [gasps]
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[mouse chitters]
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A mouse. I can't have it
eating through my grimoires.
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I got the traps. I just need some bait.
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Hmm. Let's see.
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If I were a mouse,
which cheese would be my downfall?
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Let's see. Blue? Comté? Reblochon?
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Better sample 'em first though.
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[chitters]
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-Mm-mmm.
-Come on, gnomes.
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Please be evil!
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[sighs] This is useless. [groans]
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-And we're running out of brochures.
-[metal squeaking]
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[squeaking continues]
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[crows cawing]
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[Romy] Hey, that crypt
belongs to the Cramezels,
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Ouimper's founding family.
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Why'd you lead us here, Kim?
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[granny] Beware!
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Those ancient lords were evil rulers.
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It's said they fed off the poor.
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Yeah, like all rich folk.
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No, they literally ate the poor
for they were vampires.
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Peasant, pheasant,
maybe it tastes the same.
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Evil rulers, ancient vampires!
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Oh, I think we've just found our monsters.
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-[bell rings]
-[exclaims] Twelve o'clock.
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Sorry, guys,
investigation's gonna have to wait.
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Uh, can you give me a lift?
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[Kim] I'll catch you worms later.
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I want to check something out.
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[tires screeching]
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-[Romy screams]
-[Bobby grunts]
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[sighs] You're a real lifesaver.
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Ooh. How do I look?
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Um, why?
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You're just running an errand, right?
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Jenny, I saw these.
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Their fragile beauty moved me
and made me think of thee, my love.
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[chuckles] That is so sweet. [gasps]
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[clears throat] Uh, Bobby…
[chuckles] …this is Maël.
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Maël Lezemarc. [chuckles]
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-[growls]
-[gasps]
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And this is us leaving. Okay, bye.
Thanks for the diner.
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[chuckling] Oh, I didn't know
Jenny was dating. [exclaims]
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Uh… [inhales deeply]
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Wow, you are not taking this well.
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It's not that. It's-- It's that guy.
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I-- [sighs] I had a vision.
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I think he's a vampire.
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'Cause of the pale face, the pointy ears
and the old clothes?
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Nah, I don't see it.
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Oh, now you're a skeptic?
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[chuckles] All I see is my bestie
looking for a reason
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to dislike his future uncle-in-law.
[chuckles]
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[sighs] Besides, how cool would it be
living with a vampire?
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[rock music playing]
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[screams]
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[music ends]
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It wouldn't be cool at all.
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Living with a vampire would totally suck.
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Well, you can relax
'cause your arm wasn't glowing,
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which means Maël can't be evil, right?
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Romy, please, trust me on this one.
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We vowed to protect Ouimper from monsters,
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and I've got a bad feeling
Jenny's dating one.
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[sighs] All right, B. What's the plan?
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Okay, we need to find a way
to bring out his fangs,
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proving he is a vampire,
thus saving Jen from his evil clutches.
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It's the only way to stop him
from destroying my home life.
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Yeah, you are taking this hard.
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[seagulls squawking]
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-[chuckling]
-[shutter clicks]
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Wait, can vampires be photographed?
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Bobby? Who's manning the diner?
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Uh. Ah, don't worry. It's in steady hands.
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Hmm. Hmm?
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Whoopsie. [chuckles]
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Uh, two more coffees.
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So, good news. We're free to hang.
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Yeah, um, I'm not sure we want
a third wheel or a fourth.
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Chaperones are always welcome.
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We wouldn't want the town
to descend into frivolous gossip.
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So, uh, how come
we've never seen you around?
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Oh, I'm more of a nocturnal animal.
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-What do you eat?
-I'm a fussy eater.
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I've got quite specific, uh,
dietary requirements.
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-Do you sleep in a coffin?
-Favorite blood type?
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[groans]
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Enough questions!
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[both] Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Help! Oh, no! We're bleeding out! Oh!
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-Oh, so much blood!
-It's all over!
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-Won't somebody do something?
-Blood! It's all Over!
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Blood.
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[groans]
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-[door opens]
-[Maël] Hello.
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May I come into this fine
frozen desserts establishment?
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[ice-cream seller] Yes, welcome.
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See, vampires can't enter places
without being invited in.
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Some people are just polite.
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We're gonna need better proof.
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-How about sunbathing at the beach?
-[thunderclap]
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Curse you, Brittany weather!
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Doth my love wish to flee the rain
and seek shelter in my humble abode?
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Oh, you mean home?
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Yeah, we'd love to come to yours.
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[groans] Okay, what are you two doing?
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Um, welcoming Maël into the family
'cause I'm a supportive nephew. [giggles]
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And I'm the supportive friend
of the supportive nephew. [chuckles]
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So, how did you guys meet?
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Mmm. Yes.
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A most welcome trespasser
trespassed into my life.
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-[chuckles]
-[Maël] 'Twas a peddler
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who promised me the world
in the palm of my hand.
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Whoa.
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People usually have boring profile pics,
like holding a dog or whatever.
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But Maël posted
painted portraits of himself.
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[inhales sharply] So handsome.
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Hmm.
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[Doug] Clever little mouse.
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You were right.
That Camembert wasn't mature enough.
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I see I found
a worthy opponent. [chuckles]
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But I just need a smarter trap.
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[chuckles]
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[crows cawing]
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-[gasps]
-[gasps]
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Wait, you live in Hermit Mansion?
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Is that what the gossipers call it?
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Well, I prefer its true name,
Blood Moon Château.
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[gulps]
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-[gasps]
-Do come in.
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[gasps, squeals, giggles]
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[chimes]
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This phone thing has transformed my life
and my abode.
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It has made my home a smart home.
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Look. Look at its intelligence.
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[electronic voice]
Sun-fearing mode activated.
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[screams]
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Ooh, romantic.
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Time to investigate.
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Behold my record collection.
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But 'tis antiquated now that
my phone thing hath stored all my songs.
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[classical music playing]
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Ooh. [chuckles]
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Aha! A handy guide to Transylvania.
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[imitating vampire]
That doesn't prove anything.
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And given Jenny's so smitten,
you're gonna need rock-solid proof, buds.
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Jenny's gonna argue
that Maël's just not as vain as you.
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Hmm?
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You can never have enough capes.
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-Hmm?
-I know what Jenny's gonna say.
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"Oh, Maël photo-edited me
into an old-timey painting?
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[chuckles] The goof."
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Listen, maybe there is
no solid proof because--
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-No way.
-What?
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Look. Maël's name.
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Lezemarc is just the reverse of Cramezel.
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Like the vampire family.
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[chuckles] Yes!
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[Jenny clears throat]
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I have had it with you.
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I know you'd rather live with your mom,
but I-I thought this was working.
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We had a deal.
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You get to run around chasing monsters
at all hours and I get to go out.
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But-- But I-I swear Maël is a vampi--
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Enough! Not one more word from you.
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[jazz music playing]
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I am so sorry, Maël.
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Bobby will repay the breakage, I promise.
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Thou can sashay into my DMs anytime,
as the youths say.
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I need to lock up the diner,
but we are gonna have a serious talk.
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[Bobby groans]
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She'll come around
once we've uncovered the whole truth.
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If Maël really is a Cramezel,
and they were all vampires,
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the crypt might hold
all the proof we need.
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[cawing]
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[both gulp]
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-Hey, guys.
-[both yelping]
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Kim, you're still here?
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It's like I'm remembering something
f-from a past life
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but nothing's down here.
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Let's see what my arm has to say.
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Huh?
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Maël's name. See?
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He is meant to be dead,
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but he's undead,
which means he's gotta be a vampire.
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[hisses]
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[yelps] That's new.
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[screaming]
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[yelps]
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[grunts, gasps]
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[elder] Ah, thou bear our master's mark.
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Tell us, art thou friend, foe or food?
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We're not big on labels.
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[elder] The seal has been breached!
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Arise from thy slumber, brethren!
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[hissing]
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[growling]
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[squeals] Vampires!
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Real vampires! [screams]
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This is the proof you need
to convince Jenny
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you're not just a clingy nephew!
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[whimpers] Jenny.
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Go. I've got this.
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[both panting]
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Maybe it's time we warned Doug.
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-[phone buzzing]
-[Doug chuckles] Oh, what was that?
254
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,360
[panting]
255
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,520
[mumbles, chuckles] I'm gonna get you.
256
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,200
Oh, you're gonna get it.
257
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,360
[Bobby, Romy panting]
258
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,000
[Maël hisses]
259
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,280
It hath been so long.
260
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,520
The seal breached.
261
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,960
My family arisen.
262
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,280
[screams] Whew.
263
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,800
At least we know vampires
can't come in uninvited.
264
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,000
[both scream]
265
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,640
Jenny!
266
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,640
Have you come to apologize?
267
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,400
No, I've come to save you from your date!
268
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,840
This again?
269
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,200
Maël has his quirks,
270
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,520
but you know how hard it is
to find a nice date in Ouimper?
271
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,080
Listen to him. He's telling the truth.
272
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,360
[stammers] I give up.
273
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,360
I tried to be a good aunt, but this?
274
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,560
This is too much.
275
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,560
[groans]
276
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,560
Jenny, come with me.
277
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,520
-[gasps]
-Mind control.
278
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,560
The oldest vampire trick in the book!
279
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,480
We better gear up and fast
280
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,880
before Maël turns Jenny
into his vampire bride.
281
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,560
Time to bite back.
282
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,400
You ate all the garlic?
283
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,640
But not the garlic sausages!
284
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,680
[rings]
285
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,880
Come on, let's go hunt some vampires.
286
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,960
Ah, I see it now.
It totally does look like a vampire lair.
287
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,600
-[whimpers]
-Cheer up.
288
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:42,280
Worst-case scenario, we get turned
into vampires with super cool powers.
289
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,680
I mean, this is a win-win situation here.
290
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,040
[growls]
291
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,360
[growling, hissing]
292
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,080
-[both scream]
-[screeches]
293
00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,040
The vampires, they were drawn here.
294
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,160
-Whoa.
-We've gotta hurry.
295
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,600
[gasps]
296
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,720
[Romy] We're too late.
297
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,880
She's a newly-dead newlywed.
298
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,400
Ugh, slow down.
299
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,040
I had to change.
I spilled tea on myself earlier.
300
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,920
But he was mind-controlling you!
301
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Oh, 'cause I can't think for myself?
302
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,520
I left the diner to cool off.
303
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,920
And I may not be a vampire,
304
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,840
but I will become your worst nightmare
if you don't leave me alone.
305
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,760
Foolish children.
Ye have brought my family here.
306
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,200
-[gasps]
-I took Jenny with me
307
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,880
for they are following thee.
308
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,040
'Tis that mark.
309
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,160
My kind is called to it.
310
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,960
[gasps]
311
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,800
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Your family's coming?
312
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,640
Are we really doing this?
Isn't it too soon to meet the family?
313
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,720
I mean, uh,
I don't even know your middle name.
314
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:51,720
[elder] Maël Andrez Cramezel,
my dear nephew.
315
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:56,120
Still trying to fit in
with the humans, I see.
316
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,040
[gasps]
317
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,720
I'd rather pretend to be human
318
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,640
than give in and be a monster
like you, Aunt Esther.
319
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,760
[elder] Now, now, Maël.
320
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,560
I understand that seal
made thee forego thy nature,
321
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,160
but thy manners?
322
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,720
Thou are in need of discipline.
323
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,920
[gasps, grunts]
324
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:23,400
I don't think Maël was a real vampire
until we breached the seal.
325
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,960
[gulps] I messed up big time.
326
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,120
Indeed. If we are to survive,
327
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,920
thou owest thine aunt
an elaborate apology.
328
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,960
It's not over.
329
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,560
Not yet.
330
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,040
[grunting]
331
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,680
[chuckles]
332
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,960
[screams]
333
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,720
[screeching]
334
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,040
[hissing, screeching]
335
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,680
[grunts]
336
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,880
Thou said this chosen one
was from a weaker spell.
337
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,000
Fear not, brethren.
338
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,640
This time, we shall destroy her.
339
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,920
This time?
340
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,760
[grunting]
341
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,160
Sausage!
342
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,680
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
343
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,960
Mind answering a few questions
for the Doomies channel?
344
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,560
What would you say
are your greatest weaknesses?
345
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,880
[growls]
346
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,680
-Kim!
-[grunting]
347
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,920
[straining]
348
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,400
[chuckles]
349
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,320
[screeches]
350
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,640
[Kim grunts]
351
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,000
[screaming]
352
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,520
-[growls]
-[yelps]
353
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,920
[screams, yelps]
354
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,280
-[growls]
-Garlic!
355
00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,360
[growls]
356
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,480
Enough!
357
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,280
[straining]
358
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,840
[chuckles]
359
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,040
[straining continues]
360
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,520
[screams, grunts]
361
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,920
No! My love!
362
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,880
Jenny!
363
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,000
Do not fret, mark-bearer.
364
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,960
Thou shall be spared, after a fashion.
365
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,360
I will not let you turn him.
366
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,960
I'm sorry… [sighs] … for everything.
367
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,040
Trust me, we all make mistakes.
368
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,440
Just do not let them define ye.
369
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,320
[chiming]
370
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,320
The blinds.
371
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,320
Crafty little tool.
372
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,800
Daybreak. Right on time.
373
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,280
-[grunts]
-[screeching]
374
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,320
What?
375
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,320
[electronic voice]
Sun-fearing mode deactivated.
376
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,560
[hissing]
377
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,320
[gasps]
378
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,720
[chuckles] The sun is weak.
379
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,800
Thou art weak.
380
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,760
-Curse you Brittany weather!
-[thunderclap]
381
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,280
Ooh! [exclaims]
382
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,680
[gasps]
383
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,600
[hissing]
384
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,480
[hisses]
385
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,280
[screams]
386
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,880
No!
387
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,280
[birds chirping]
388
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,400
Huh?
389
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,040
Are you all right, Maël?
390
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
Aw.
391
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,960
What?
392
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,320
Jen's happiness is all that matters.
393
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,680
[Jenny yawns] Wow. I must've zoned out.
394
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,280
[sniffs] Ooh, weird.
395
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,120
But-- Wha-- Glad to see everyone
getting along…
396
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,520
[chuckles] … suspiciously well.
397
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,120
My dearest Jenny, I fear
that I have not been honest with thee.
398
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,680
I am a vampire.
399
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,920
Oh, I get it.
400
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,360
'Cause you wanna spend
all of eternity with me. [chuckles]
401
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,160
How about we start with another date?
402
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,480
But this time without chaperones.
403
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,960
And I'm still cross with you, Bobby.
404
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,760
But I appreciate the effort
you're making with Maël.
405
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,920
I guess a side effect
of getting mind-controlled
406
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,640
is getting your mind wiped.
407
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,880
Huh. Who knew?
408
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,800
Formed from a weaker spell?
409
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,240
[Romy] We'll set up here.
Thanks for agreeing to do this.
410
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,720
[chuckles] An interview with a vampire.
Oh, it's finally happening.
411
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,080
-[stammers]
-[Doug] Aha! I did it!
412
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,960
I outsmarted you. [chuckles]
413
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,280
I am the big cheese.
414
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,720
I'm not gonna ask.
415
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,440
Just tell me you've translated the runes.
416
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,840
-The what?
-[groans]
417
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,720
These runes? 'Tis ancient language.
418
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,880
I can translate them if thou will.
419
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,960
Hmm?
420
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,920
These speak of a terrible entity.
421
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,880
The very same my family
made a pact with to become immortal
422
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,640
all those centuries ago.
423
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,320
-It is called Mordam.
-[thunderclap]
424
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,280
And Bobby, it has claimed thy soul.
425
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,120
[gasps]
426
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,280
[gasps] Drats.
427
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,320
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